What about all those people in Hitman who woke up naked in a cupboard with a corpse and had to explain themselves to the police?

@stevediament1448

6 жыл бұрын

They are still alive.

@genocidalsanta3781

6 жыл бұрын

Steve Diament Doesn't mean their lives aren't ruined

@stevediament1448

6 жыл бұрын

+Genocidal Santa true, but in comparison in to the guy who killed they were lucky.

@icequeensamwich9309

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevediament1448 Are they? Depending on the person's location, age, race, and criminal record, they're spending the rest of their life in a terrible maximum security prison, or worse. A quick death might actually be luckier.

Your spouse and child in Skyrim. One of the great legacy's of the Dragonborn on top of all the heroic stuff will be that of legendarily bad parent and spouse. One who shows up maybe once a month to collect money, a meal, some stuff from the house, before trotting off for another month to spend most of their time with someone they describe as a, "Companion." Yeah, no, sounds like one big happy family.

@charimonfanboy

6 жыл бұрын

Or just the kids you "rescued" from the orphanage. They start off being bullied by Grelod the kind, then witness a horrific murder along with the mental anguish of having someone they wished dead die in front of them. Then, just when things were looking up... you adopt one or two, take them away from all their friends, put them in Whiterun just in time for the stormcloaks to assault it and then abandon them in their house all alone for months on end while you and your husband go out adventuring.

@BJGvideos

6 жыл бұрын

charimonfanboy I closed the door behind me when I killed Grelod, and my kids are living in my nice manor by the lake with my wife Lydia.

@charimonfanboy

6 жыл бұрын

The kids are scripted to see it and cheer even if you stealth kill Grelog. But it is true, Hearthfire makes it better, now my steward, bard and carriage driver can look after the kids while hubby Farkas and I go adventuring and forget all about them.

@kos2919

6 жыл бұрын

Dom Locke with some "special" mods you can do more *wink wink nudge nudge*

@Tridd666

6 жыл бұрын

So basically the life of nobility

The Prototype series: literally anyone and everyone.

@dabmonstr7403

3 жыл бұрын

Assasins

Love how Kratos feels actual respect and trickles of remorse for the dead ship captain in the newest god of war. Shows how much he’s changed.

What about literally every homeowner in an RPG? They always get screwed over by the protagonist breaking into their homes, and stealing their stuff. One example I can think of is from Final Fantasy IX where if you enter a home in the beginning of the game, you find a stash of Gil labeled as "Grandma's life savings."

@DeusExMachina130

6 жыл бұрын

If I remember correctly in Final Fantasy VIII you could steal from an old man's retirement fund and in VII you could steal from a kid's secret stash.

@pinkcloudsnightlightbell

6 жыл бұрын

Suikoden at least makes it plausible by having the player character be literal military and political creme de la creme

@hyacinths4941

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, and break their pots too. Maybe there's a rupee inside.

@soldier1stclass640

5 жыл бұрын

Dont forget the countless times you can still thousands of in game currency from rpg inns that only cost 20 a night for your ENTIRE PARTY

@deathbykonami5487

5 жыл бұрын

Zidane's a thief, so granny should've kept her life savings more secure and out of the open

7 items you really wish you didn't drop earlier when you thought they were useless

@Wykesidefruitmachine

6 жыл бұрын

Nolan Peters Amazing idea!

@paradoxtwozerosixthree1661

6 жыл бұрын

The package you get at the beginning of Morrowind

@raymantamantaray1743

4 жыл бұрын

@罗钧义 try saying what game is that from, duchebag!

@Chasmodius

4 жыл бұрын

The original non-VGA version of Space Quest 1 did this at least once -- you could get through half the game before realizing that you needed to find the plans for the Star Generator on The Arcadia... before it blew up. It also never tells you that's what you need, or where it is. Okay, so that's not available on console, but it still sticks with me to this day.

@iikeslav7586

4 жыл бұрын

The first time I played Skyrim I went to bleak falls barrow before whiterun I never got the dragonstone so I had to walk all the way back to get it

Assassins creed, walk through a crowd and steal EVERYONE'S money

@om5621

4 жыл бұрын

I was never that poor to do that (in game)

@brianisgett1095

4 жыл бұрын

@@om5621 neither was I but I still did it

@RickachuCXVI

3 жыл бұрын

@@brianisgett1095 when ll you have to do is hold down a button, I don't see why you wouldnt

@KaiMCGRPS

2 жыл бұрын

@@om5621 (in game)

@om5621

2 жыл бұрын

@@KaiMCGRPS because I am that poor out of the game 😔

"Don't get on the bad side of kratos" Implying he has a good side?

@LadyOnikara

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that the poor sea captain would've been better off on the Titanic. Both before and after the sinking.

Anyone else reminded of the “My cabbages!” gag for Avatar?

@deathwish4922

6 жыл бұрын

MY CABBAGEEEEES

@willieoelkers5568

6 жыл бұрын

"My Cabbage Corp!"

@jamesbernadette6216

6 жыл бұрын

Time to ruin your day: "Little soldier boy, come marching home..."

@incitossol

6 жыл бұрын

James Bernadette if that’s from the scene I think it’s from, not cool.

@jamesbernadette6216

6 жыл бұрын

One of the, if not the saddest moment in the series :( No amount of cabbage gags will stop me from crying just thinking about the sad tune in Iroh's voice...

What about times self sacrifice in games was mandatory for us, but logically stupid and unnecessary?

@fjparasitemoreira1354

6 жыл бұрын

Prince Teclis Fallout 3. Worst ending ever.

@gabapotoczek8174

6 жыл бұрын

That’s a great idea 💡

@jasperzanovich2504

6 жыл бұрын

+FJparasite Moreira Especially since you can neither sent in the radiation immun supermutant nor shield yourself with a radiation suit.

@fjparasitemoreira1354

6 жыл бұрын

Jasper Zanovich not even the ghoul companion or the robot companion

@legion999

6 жыл бұрын

Prince Teclis The following sacrifice wasnt stupid. It was necessary. You were a dead man walking anyway.

I would hardly call the main characters of the GTA games “heroes” lol

@ZoobiethePopplio

4 жыл бұрын

Especially Trevor

@luckyhippy4898

4 жыл бұрын

Protagonist

@dieritze4185

4 жыл бұрын

also kratos

@resplndnt

3 жыл бұрын

It’s part of why I don’t care for the games

@jembozaba4864

3 жыл бұрын

@@resplndnt I’m not really a fan of GTA either. But for different reasons

How bout that Elf serving drinks in Elenwen's Party in Skyim's "Diplomatic Immunity" quest. Regardless of what you say to Erikur, she ends up being sent to a dungeon, after being harassed by Erikur already. Even if the Dragonborn saves her, she'll still probably be chased by the Thalmor for the rest of her life or killed by a troll.

Look at it this way, he doesn't have to be an innocent stressed out delivery dude with unresolved family issues anymore

Bibo's got it bad, but not as bad as his bar patron who gets picked up by superman and thrown at green lantern as a weapon

@meatbrotchen2355

6 жыл бұрын

And they even forgot to mention it in the video...poor guy

@timothymclean

6 жыл бұрын

"I thought you had a no-killing rule!" "Technically, _you_ killed him with your torso! Loophole!"

@shani4688

6 жыл бұрын

I'm giving this comment a thumbs up so they'll mention it in the commentators video.

@nelsonharrington9847

6 жыл бұрын

That only applies to Bats.

@stevenn1940

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, his favorite (presumably, especially if he's just hanging AS they're fighting) joint is getting destroyed AND THEN he gets thrown by a superhero

Far Cry 4, you can either make it so that when Pegan Min is gone the region is sent back to the 1200's where children are married off at early ages to increase the population or becomes a drug country employing children in the military as a loyalty tax. Either way, it's not good for the children.

@pinkcloudsnightlightbell

6 жыл бұрын

🙍‍♀️...Not sure if this is supposed to be edgy offensive comedy 🤦🏾‍♀️

@essaerae_g

6 жыл бұрын

Not purposely, unless that's what Ubisoft was going for. It's just that historically and in the cut scenes for your allies taking over, there seems to be a centerpoint around how these ideologies affect the children. Most likely to make people feel negative emotions towards said allies.

@talbertobarbossa75

5 жыл бұрын

The point of FC4 is that in many third world countries, an eccentric strongman dictator isn't actually so bad, and is in fact usually the only thing keeping the place from turning into total shit. Iraq and Libya are two good real life examples of that.

@dude7266

4 жыл бұрын

Good, I hate children, Let them suffer

@0IIIIII

4 жыл бұрын

T Alberto Barbossa this is the silliest thing you’ve typed. Iraq and Libya are better now that their dictators are dead.

How about Star Wars: The Force Unleashed? One moment you are a Droid, Jawa or an Ewok, just minding your own business... only to be hit by a stray Lightsaber, bolt of Force Lighting, thrown to death or to make matters worse... see your "rustic" home get destroyed just because some punk thought it'd be badass to pull a Star Destroyer out off the sky.

Bibbo's patrons don't seem that bothered by the ruckus. In fact, I bet Bibbo makes a fortune with that sales pitch: "Come to Bibbo's Ace O'Clubs - Featuring: Celebrity Appearances, Daily Live *Super* Heavyweight Fights, and (occasionally) Open-air Drinking!"

@NicoUnken

6 жыл бұрын

If Bibbo is smart, he'd always be cashing in some insurance claims! Surely superhero coverage exists in these worlds.

@patrickmccurry1563

6 жыл бұрын

The premiums would be through the no longer existing roof. Construction and repair work would be where the money is.

@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human

6 жыл бұрын

I imagine DC universe insurers won't cover 'acts of superheroes and supervillains', just like they don't 'acts of god'. If Bibbo was smart, he'd move to Star City, open up a bar there. Deadshot killed all the villains in town after his daughter and her mum moved there. It'd be great, until Deadshot's daughter turns 18, starts going out with friends, and Deadshot kills every bartender in the city who serves her. Actually, scratch that. It turns out everyone in the DC universe is screwed.

@vampjoseph1198

6 жыл бұрын

Well I'm sold! Might be worth the weeks in a hospital after being used as a weapon in those super heavyweight fights.

@k9commander

6 жыл бұрын

Star City is in the US of A. Legal drinking age there is 21 not 18. I'm more worried about Deadshot killing all the guys to keep them from dating his daughter.

Only 7? You guys give us way too much credit.

@yourunclemario8109

6 жыл бұрын

But that's the number one thing we think when playing a new game! 'How can I ruin as many NPCs lives as possible?'

Meanwhile at The FBI headquarters... "whats the mater Greg?" "She's onto us! We have to move now before it's too late!"

Ah, you forgot the other people whose lives were ruined by Agent 47 - the elevator clean up crew

This video should have been called: 7 Innocent Bystanders Who Were Screwed Over By You, The "Hero" (notice the quotation marks.)

@valasafantastic1055

4 жыл бұрын

agree a lot about those quotes!

Any random NPC wandering in the woods in Skyrim when I use big area of effect spells. Seriously, it's like these things are DESIGNED to kill Talsgar.

@rednammok7381

6 жыл бұрын

I kill everytimes Npcs

@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human

6 жыл бұрын

I accidentally cast a mod added destruction spell that has the description "when this spell is cast, a cacophany of grief and agony follows". It was a ridiculously gigantic fireball. I think it was featured in one of Luke/Ellen's Skyrim mods vids with Kippers. Anyway, I also had a 'everyone can die' mod turned on, and I killed the entirety of Jarl Elisef's court. Broke the main questline, so I had to reload.

@bknighttheemo8756

6 жыл бұрын

Or if you join the dark brotherhood you spoiler alert! Have to kill Naarfi or if you don’t join you do still show him his sister’s necklace. :/

@merrittanimation7721

5 жыл бұрын

I accidentally burned a guy to death when I forgot to change my shout back to unrelenting Force

@the_arizona_ranger0213

5 жыл бұрын

When you use soul tear on a bystander because you thought you had bend will equipped. I'm in this mode where I quick save even after I see the screen finish saying "autosaving".

Hero: a person who is admired or idealized for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities. Villain: a character whose evil actions or motives are important to the plot. Trevor Philips is by definition a villain.

@tntrigued5011

4 жыл бұрын

@Jake K if only you have a neighboor like Trevor

@Loki-os2gl

3 жыл бұрын

It's funny how the villain definition also works for the Boss in saints row

Faelian's wife in Oblivion: if you go through the Dark Brotherhood quests, you speak to her to find out where her husband is in order to KILL HIM. She's also obviously madly in love with him, just sad and hurt by his skooma addiction. His death probably ruins her life

Did you just suggest Trevor is a 'hero'? I don't think that word means what you think it means.

@patrickmccurry1563

6 жыл бұрын

Hero is a very subjective term. Protagonist is a bit more objective.

@amyhoard1222

6 жыл бұрын

He is the anti-hero :p

@oddluck4180

6 жыл бұрын

He's more of a hero than Kratos.

@randomquestion7592

6 жыл бұрын

Both are assholes.

@SharpSangalli

6 жыл бұрын

Scaitan no, they said "You, the hero." You.

Remember in Skyrim when you have to capture a dragon and a guard scripturally gets taken by a dragon like a hawk snatching an unfortunate mouse.

@SleepyKwee

6 жыл бұрын

Angel Barrera LMFAOOOOO OMG

@jonathangarcia5279

5 жыл бұрын

Oh the memories, good times really.😊

@thecodex0994

5 жыл бұрын

Or when you capture the dragon and then let the court wizard give said dragon a prostate exam if keep talking to the wizard

"hi greg!" wonder how many agents freaked out at that one XD

*blanche punches raiden to death* kensei:"do you need a moment"

Don’t forget all the people you sacrificed to Daedric princes in Skyrim.

@snufflyraccoon

6 жыл бұрын

You mean Lydia?

@merrittanimation7721

5 жыл бұрын

Eh, that one in the Azura quest deserves it

@Boomslayer19

2 жыл бұрын

i dont think nazeem is innocent(before people go you cant have nazeem as a follower i use mods including the one that let anyone become a follower)

Almost every Colossus from Shadow of the Colossus. While a few of them teeter towards the aggressive side, most of them are just out stretching their legs when a desperate, naive dude comes straight outta nowhere and inexplicably starts stABBING THEM IN THE HEAD

@dvornikovalexei

6 жыл бұрын

daafaev15 Lmaooooo

@timothymclean

6 жыл бұрын

"Aw, look, it's a tourist! I thought they all went home after the lake dried out. Hi little guy! ...Aw, he's climbing on me, how adorabAUGH!"

@aardbei54

6 жыл бұрын

Except for Dirge. He tries to eat you right away, without even knowing of the other Colossi deaths.

@sudikai

6 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't say Wander was naive, after all, he got what he wanted. He didn't care at what price

@germyforev4495

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah you walk up to a lion and expect it not to take the free meal? The colossi are powerful ancient but ultimately simple. That one happened to enjoy eating.

The last part with Jane is on point. Every joke on fire, great game and the acting of Jane. Awesome.

I work at a bank, and the terror of someone finding out their account has been hacked is real. It's also the worst feeling when you think you've been hacked as well. That last one should be on a "top 10 times you as the hero, gave someone a heart attack for no reason"

Any random person: Prototype and Prototype 2! You COULD just jump, run and kill your way to safety when half the army is on your tail, or you could just bodysnatch that random civilian over there, who are just trying to get home to the family without getting infected or killed by a crazy military branch. On top of just killing a random civilian to get a disguise, you ALSO get the satisfaction of knowing that you leave no trace of the person you just murdered, meaning that there is little to no chance for the family to ever find out why daddy never came home from work...

@deltanogs4990

5 жыл бұрын

My man im just happy you know that prototype is

@Jenacide

5 жыл бұрын

Never heard of this game but now I want to play it

Hey, that sushi was in a sealed container! Probably totally blood free! ... probably.

@Abdega

6 жыл бұрын

Jane: “I’ve been told I need more iron in my diet”

@sam-psonsmith9951

5 жыл бұрын

I've heard, rich people enjoy the blood of the innocent. so no worries.

@JaelinBezel

5 жыл бұрын

He was moving it around so much he was practically swing dancing with it.

"You told me that was ketchup" jane: "yeah well you got a free hamburger so quit complaining" 😂😂😂 you guys are best thank you your vids make my day

@thomas-stilinski8149

4 жыл бұрын

AJ F I totally agree

@andrewg9216

2 жыл бұрын

What was the hamburger made out of tho......

"And two massive swords" *cuts to Kratos punching a guy with his massive fists*

I'd be very disappointed if Bibbo hadn't found a way to monetize those recurring superhero bar fights. Heck, he's probably live streaming them on twitch.

Ah, Watch_Dogs, where the hero heroically liberates all that cash from every bank account there is, so he can heroically buy a new hat... or something.

@Anastas1786

6 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeah, mass surveillance is creepy and all, but all things considered, I'm having a tough time buying any of the Watch_Dogs protagonists and allies as legitimate heroes, especially in 2.

@delta1525

6 жыл бұрын

It's just a gameplay mechanic. Canonically, they don't do that.

@kos2919

6 жыл бұрын

Gorbz Yeah, all that bullshit about breaking the barrier and he ruined many people life because lol hat or something

@Chasmodius

4 жыл бұрын

I think I made my playthrough of Watch Dogs 1 so very much harder because I refused to take money from random civilians. In fact, I'm not sure I ever finished it...

@dabmonstr7403

3 жыл бұрын

And to show independependence from a liar church

Sabjorn from Skyrim, poor guy just wanted to sell mead.

I never played God of War, but the fact that the Captain kept appearing and kept getting effed by Kratos reminded me of Duccio, from the Ezio's trilogy of Assassin's Creed... Poor guy just managed to be in the wrong place and the wrong time every single time

That's creepy. My name is Greg. And I USED to work for the government. Creeeeepy. Hi Jane.

Warren from Life is Strange... "Oh boy! I can't wait to watch these movies with Max! I get that she's not interested in a romantic relationship with me, and that's cool! I just want to preserve our treasured friendship!" "Man, that storm is getting awfully close..."

@jasperzanovich2504

6 жыл бұрын

You can extend that to almost everyone in Arcadia Bay. Granted I still challenge the claim that the storm was caused by timedickery.

@charlesprichard5235

6 жыл бұрын

Max actually did get visions of it before even engaging in timedickery so there's that.

@jackedmonds4863

6 жыл бұрын

Bailey Alexis Snow. I liked Warren. I honestly tried so hard to make his arc as good as possible.

@hamdoggyy7844

6 жыл бұрын

I agree 100% lmao

@connortheandroidsentbycybe7740

6 жыл бұрын

Warren's a creep

My brother once played watchdogs 2 and used the “street gang traitor” option to kill 2 random people in a gang shoot out just for fun, later he found out one of them adopted kids, while another was a supporter of the hacking group your in.

I just want to speak my appreciation of the transition from GTA to Hitman. Very smooth.

Pretty much ANYONE in Hitman can be screwed over by Agent 47. *See: Patient Zero in Hokkaido, MIKE.*

@discordlexia2429

6 жыл бұрын

It was a mercy spree!

Holy cow Blanche, what a woman!! Please let her be a playable character soon haha

@abyssmo8692

6 жыл бұрын

Nina Wilson If Mocap and Meat can become characters, I see no reason for Blanche not to become a playable character as well.

@youknowyoufuckedupright3058

6 жыл бұрын

Blanche>>>Mocap and Meat

@spyrosdeloglou8970

6 жыл бұрын

Nina Wilson As a counterpart to Dr Boskonovitch? =P

@ninawilson7349

6 жыл бұрын

Definitely lmao haha

@kensid1

6 жыл бұрын

blanche the lady shao kahn hired to get groceries.

In Deus Ex you guys forgot to mention that even if you give Haas a job as a security officer he ends up going to Panchaea with Sariff and you can find him as one of the crazed zombie people on the way to rescue Sariff.

The guy who helped you sneak into the thalmor embassy in Skyrim. Need I say more?

@arnabgon1157

5 жыл бұрын

I saved him.

Says Kratos has two giant swords, proceeds to show a clip of Kratos punching with his gauntlets. :D

Has any regular marines ever survived going on a mission with Master Chief ? Being around that guy is a death sentence

@shadow3675

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair might be even never give them a missile launcher or anything that goes boom.

Well Kratos is a Spartan, it is speculated that when he first encounters the Captain, the latter flees in terror from the Hydra, leaving his crewmen behind at the mercy of the monster. This would most likely earn Kratos's contempt as any true Spartans despise cowardice and selfishness, thus purposely leaving the Captain to his own demise

@IkeFanBoy64

Жыл бұрын

That makes a lot of sense.

Bibo -- Seriously, sometimes you get the feeling the DC universe isn't even TRYING for reasonable names. XD I do feel bad for the guy, though. Must be rough having your bar as a fighting arena. Holy crap, though, Blanche certainly dishes it out just as well as she takes it! Good for her. I vote she become a secret unlockable character somewhere. XD

With no experience, Bibbo would still make a better train driver than Mike.

@39Chevy

6 жыл бұрын

Adam McDDcM At least Bibbo was inside the train.

@timothymclean

6 жыл бұрын

The train is on rails! What's the worst Mike could do? Never mind, I just heard that my water's been blocked by a London subway train stuck in the sewers.

@ErikSaavedra

6 жыл бұрын

Adam McDDcM I

Someone steals 47$ from your Bank account in Watch Dogs 2. Life. Completely. Ruined.

@jasperzanovich2504

6 жыл бұрын

That's the magic of hacking bank accounts, If you do it right noone will ever notice. As an extended example a bank employee once opened a new account and when calculating the interest on the customers account scraped of whatever was behind the cent value. You can imagine how much money that makes after a few years.

@saibot4754

6 жыл бұрын

It would be for me XD

@domlocke3845

6 жыл бұрын

Felix Maier Considering the absurd cost of living in San Fran, you better believe it is.

@delta1525

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, all they have to do is call the bank and they will get their money back, or at least that's what I tell myself.

@Abdega

6 жыл бұрын

Jasper Zanovich I remember one time in a programming class we were told that someone took advantage of a rounding error in a programming language to then deposit that error into another account

These are fantastic and I have SO MANY to catch up on 😁😁😁

Can we talk about that stellar transition from GTA to Hitman though? Looked like you were turning into Franklin, then you’re up an elevator shaft and into the next segment. Well appreciated

I really wouldn't consider 47, Kratos or anyone from GTA "Heroes" Now if you'll excuse I'm gonna go play Gravity Rush and ignore the screams of random pedestrians that get caught up in my telekintetic power and hurtle off the edge into the abyss. Hey, I got a city to "save".

the seven Toads you didn't save in Super Mario Bros if you used the warp zones

@bethdibartolomeo2042

5 жыл бұрын

Or the kings in Super Mario 3 if you used the flute

Left out everyone in every elder scrolls or fallout game when the player character has questionable morals. "who took everything that isn't nailed down?" "why is that guy running at me wielding a war ham-"

Another comedy gold video from this channel

You missed the Watch dogs skill that lets you call a SWAT team to arrest basically anyone. Most of the time they go quietly but if they resist to much SFPD will happily shoot them and leave

That transition from the GTA clip to the next one was genius 👏🏼

"Space Pencils" is the name of my new band! They're a techno cover band staffed by accountants.

See now all I’m picturing is that elderly lady from Mortal Kombat X, poor old woman never stood a chance... RIP🤣

@PoseidonPoli

6 жыл бұрын

Rob Picken I literally jumped to the comments after seeing the list of games just to say this

@39Chevy

6 жыл бұрын

Little old lady confirmed for secret character in the next mortal kombat.

@marveler8994

6 жыл бұрын

Rob Picken She can beat their faces in literally what are you talking about

@xsamraizx

6 жыл бұрын

I know right. If she can live in that harsh environment, I'm sure she can show these scrubs a thing or two.

@rodlurks66

6 жыл бұрын

Her name (AFAIK) is Blanche and she is a badass

In Fallout 4 when you're going around being the Silver Shroud for Kent, you pick up an optional objective to assassinate a woman named Shelley Tiller. For some reason I didn't connect that I picked the contract up from a bad guy, so it would probably be bad to go out of my way to kill her. Nick was not impressed, to say the least. Five hundred caps, though. Guess that's the value of a human life in the Commonwealth.

@rottenmuffin826

6 жыл бұрын

Also the scavengers you kill to complete the quest in which you help the robots in the giant flying ship

Jesus, that Brutality! Are we sure Blanche isn't just old Ronda Rousy?

Here's a suggestion. Game villains who lost the battle but won the war. It means even after losing an epic battle to the hero, the villain still accomplished what they sought out to do

I dunno, I'd feel quite confident investing in Krypton currency - I hear it's about to blow up...

@IamaPERSON

6 жыл бұрын

Philip Hunn oh no XD

@MuffinHunterX

6 жыл бұрын

Too soon.

@suprchrgr70

6 жыл бұрын

Nice

@JamesBond00797

6 жыл бұрын

MuffinHunterX Too soon? The planet doesn't even exist. And even if it did, it disappeared around the time of the big bang.

@ic5662

5 жыл бұрын

ha *quagmire voice*

Confession time, I keep accidentally killing innocent captives of the cult in Far Cry 5 because I'm too panicked to just hit the cultists. Then I feel bad even after I revive them. But not bad enough to take more time/hits in order to make sure I'm not shooting innocent people.

@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human

6 жыл бұрын

Yes...accidentally. That is what I will say at the inquest, definitely. It was entirely accidental that time I killed all 1 million people in the entirety of Montana.

@Sacr3dHam

6 жыл бұрын

A better alternative is you killing the hostages, then putting down your weapon and joining Eden's Gate

@amyhoard1222

6 жыл бұрын

Well, in Mass Effect 1 you are asked to save the people in the setalment, yet at the sametime kill the zombie guys, and oh wait both will be shooting or attacking you. So I kill both the monsters and the innocent people out of self defense.

@Dim2134

6 жыл бұрын

Economic use of grenades is key in that one.

@snufflyraccoon

6 жыл бұрын

I love whipping baseball bats at the innocent civilians. Those idiots never see it coming.

Sick transition between 2 and 3

We can't forget about all the galactic citizens from the mass effect games. Especially the workers from Zaeed's loyalty quest in ME2 if you don't save them

Did you call Trevor a hero?

@edwinsandra5904

6 жыл бұрын

Un Necessary ikr

@mofo1188

5 жыл бұрын

@@edwinsandra5904 anti hero

@theblasblas

5 жыл бұрын

@@mofo1188 He's a straight out villain. He's just a villain protagonist.

@mofo1188

5 жыл бұрын

@@theblasblas no he saved Michael and Franklin heaps plus don't forget he kinda saved Ron from his wife

@theblasblas

5 жыл бұрын

@@mofo1188 Great, he saves some criminals from some other criminals and then turns an accountant into a criminal, real hero work there. Michael and Franklin are anti-villains while Trevor is just a flat out villain.

So watchdog 2 you complain about being accused of crime then preform identity theft on your quest to prove your innocence?

😂😂 best... interview... ever...good job Mike

I dont give crap about any of this, i just love this channel

What about Crossbreed Priscilla, the optional Dark Souls boss. She wasn't just innocent, she was also waaaay off living in her own little world. which the player forcefully invades, proceeds to cut off her tail and brutally murders her. even after she peacefully asked us to leave. because human's are just the worst.

@firstnamelastname7034

6 жыл бұрын

Well that's optional and most people I know didn't bring themselves to kill her. No one on this list was optional

@aardbei54

6 жыл бұрын

First name Last name Blanche was optional

@howyoudo6666

6 жыл бұрын

I left her alone

@kos2919

6 жыл бұрын

Manish Ghosh I never swing my sword at her. Let the fluffy tail alone!

@mathdarven5634

6 жыл бұрын

I'm still wondering if I'm going to kill her when I'll have the opportunity (yup, still not arrived there). I mean, she's cute and I don't really want to kill... Waaaaaaait, you said how many souls ?

The boat captain is not the only one who got royally screwed by Kratos on his way. Just think of all those people he used to solve puzzles or decipher books he could not read.

@oddluck4180

6 жыл бұрын

John O ́neil Or those who died when he killed the gods and brought the apocalypse.

You guys forgot about The Sea Captain in GoW 3 as well. He pops up once more while in the underworld hunting Hades.

It'd be cool if in games where you can use pieces the environment as weapons(like Injustice), you got a bill for damages to the property

Going back to that train simulator game, all those poor commuters had their days ruined when you fell out of the train! It was the Christmas holidays too...

@superphantom100

6 жыл бұрын

Luke T Simmons I read that as rain at first not train, and I was thinking “what kind of game is that? Do you control the rain or something.”

It's the sushi delivery guy's own fault. He should have known that something fishy was up.

@merrittanimation7721

5 жыл бұрын

LemonZeppelin Ayyyyyyyyyyy

@larrymayfield6118

5 жыл бұрын

Prepare yourself for the executioners block

@oreo625

4 жыл бұрын

LemonZeppelin ANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTSANTS

@incredibilisman2909

4 жыл бұрын

HAR HAR HARDY HARDY HAR HAR HAR A HAR HAR HAR

@kareneastman9695

3 жыл бұрын

Why did the Hitman not shoot him? Why exactly was the Sushi delivery guy a target?? He should have known when he saw his gun.He couldn't just safely get out of the elevator and run away from the guys.Him constantly talking and yelling didn't help.

Killing Nilsine Shatter-shield to avenge Muiri also leads to the twins' mother ending her own life. Class act, that Dragonborn.

When Jane mentions the FBI watching on you and says "Hey Greg!", and my name's Greg. Omg!

Skyrim. After all, it's not like all the 'shouting that's making people nervous' isn't rag-dolling them through the fruit stand into a bar… possibly spilling someone's mug of ale and kicking a bar fight in the process.

@BJGvideos

6 жыл бұрын

Christopher Rowland To be fair I got that for the one that makes me run real fast but still.

Would love a list about bystanders you try to save everytime but can't...because videogames... Start of dragon age there's an inquisition soldier that gets blown up...one day i will get there soon enough to save him...

@marcherwitch9811

6 жыл бұрын

Jack Frost yes... rogirik? Rorik? Something like that... but he let ulric go and i'm pro empire so *gestures

"ya think im just STOOPID! just STOOPID! That's what my mom would say STOOPID!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

I don’t think it counts as screwing them over, but when I drop the Chandelier on Novikov while he’s onstage I can’t help but feel like I’ve just given all the patrons either glass shards in their eyes or emotional trauma.

I wouldn't really call Trevor a "hero"... That would be like calling Andy a Hitman extra-ordinaire.

@jasperzanovich2504

6 жыл бұрын

You can't even call him an anti-hero. i am not even sure you can call him a villain since he is more of a danger for the general public than an egomaniac with a plan.

@Addiethunder

6 жыл бұрын

How about "Protagonist" then?

@Brasc

6 жыл бұрын

Raging psychopath?

@XX-ep5xt

6 жыл бұрын

The only person that could at all be a hero in that game is Franklin

@waterdragon950

6 жыл бұрын

But Kratos being a hero is fine?

What about that poor guy in Bibbo's bar? There he is, having a nice drink after a hard day's work and then BAM! Superman uses him as a projectile to hit Batman or someone. And he's never seen again!!!

How about Jasper Batt Jr. from No More Heroes 2? In the first game, he started off not even existing as far as the players knew or were concerned, then Travis took a series of side-quests and killed his dad and two brothers. Because of that, the second game ended up with the one of the worst final bosses ever.

While it's a carry over joke from the cartoon there's also cabage guy from the avatar the last airbender games. Doesn't matter where he sets up his shop, a fight is always gonna destroy his cabbage cart.

What about prototype? That game is all about casually eating the civilian population.

@youknowyoufuckedupright3058

6 жыл бұрын

Those citizens are assholes. James reasons for killing them are justified

Don’t think we can class Trevor as a hero

Kratos didn’t like the captain because he was a bad leader and was looking to abandon ship and leave his sailors behind when he was eaten. Kratos was a spartan captain and in the new game talks about how important real leadership is (like how he always loved his companions throughout the game series, shown in god of war 2 when he unknowingly fights his second in command and comforts him as he dies). He didn’t kill him out of nowhere lol. Also the captain locked women in his quarters who were being killed by monsters and cowardly ran away.

If you actually played god of war, u know the captain hold the key that keeps people imprisoned, Kratos just got him what he deserved and try rescue those people

Could we have a video on "Silliest character names that everyone in the game just went along with"? (I'm looking at you, Illusive Man.)

@GrassPokeKing

6 жыл бұрын

Hey, TIM sounds like a perfectly normal name.

Man, I dunno who planted all those veggies in super Mario Brothers 2, but they couldn't have been happy with what Mario did to their crops.

That smooth transition from gta to the hitman clip

How about Doctor Giovanni from the Dishonored series? You have the potential to steal from him across 1, 2, and Death of the Outsider, and you can technically steal from him twice in Dishonored 2. Corvo and friends totally have it out for him.

Even if you do hire Wayne Haas, things won't go well for him. Because not long after starting his new job, every augmented person in the world would go into a homicidal frenzy. And even if he did survive the Aug Incident, Sarif Industries is declared bankrupt. So yeah....

@GrassPokeKing

6 жыл бұрын

At least he's got that nice job on his resume?