7 Horrifying Lessons Hidden in Famous Movies About Childhood - After Hours

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  • @KittyxGrimm
    @KittyxGrimm9 жыл бұрын

    This is probably why I like Coraline as a coming-of-age story because the moral of *that* story is that it's dangerous to dwell on imaginary worlds and that the real world really isn't all that bad.

  • @laxdefender23

    @laxdefender23

    9 жыл бұрын

    I thought the moral was to scare the fuck out of little kids.

  • @KittyxGrimm

    @KittyxGrimm

    9 жыл бұрын

    That's a goal, not a moral.

  • @FlockofSmeagles

    @FlockofSmeagles

    9 жыл бұрын

    Kitty Grimm For some the real world isn't all that bad, but for the rest of us. It fucking sucks, man.

  • @marshbowicorn

    @marshbowicorn

    9 жыл бұрын

    Kitty Grimm I thought the moral of that story was though it would be nice there is a price for everything

  • @flindangle3100

    @flindangle3100

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Kitty Grimm yes it is.

  • @cracked
    @cracked10 жыл бұрын

    I WANT MORE AFTER HOURS!

  • @trashfire9641

    @trashfire9641

    10 жыл бұрын

    After Hours is truly the gem of the Cracked you tube channel

  • @FromSardiusToJasper

    @FromSardiusToJasper

    10 жыл бұрын

    After Hours is why I am subscribed to your channel.

  • @Aanapoda

    @Aanapoda

    10 жыл бұрын

    After hours is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Glowfate

    @Glowfate

    10 жыл бұрын

    Dylan Nichols Ditto

  • @edwardkotarski9013

    @edwardkotarski9013

    10 жыл бұрын

    Agreed, love obsessive pop culture disorder too!

  • @NeoSoldner
    @NeoSoldner10 жыл бұрын

    Poor Katie. She just wanted to have a nice birthday and all the guys ruined it.

  • @Lauren.E.O

    @Lauren.E.O

    5 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, that’s what they do.

  • @bigboris5774

    @bigboris5774

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hello person from 7 years ago.

  • @thehellyousay

    @thehellyousay

    5 ай бұрын

    @@bigboris5774 cq ... cq ... is there still anyone left in the crack'd universe? cq ... cq ...

  • @v.v365
    @v.v3655 жыл бұрын

    Soren: “Normal human aging is confusing” Soren is Immortal Confirmed

  • @Kevin15047
    @Kevin1504710 жыл бұрын

    Getting older is mandatory, growing up is optional.

  • @KuroshitsujiAndMe

    @KuroshitsujiAndMe

    10 жыл бұрын

    Well said. Well said.

  • @Kevin15047

    @Kevin15047

    10 жыл бұрын

    KuroshitsujiAndMe It isn't mine, but damn I wish it was.

  • @instantramen122

    @instantramen122

    10 жыл бұрын

    Kevin15047 Is it from doctor who?

  • @Kevin15047

    @Kevin15047

    10 жыл бұрын

    Ash Ketchum No, heck if I remember.

  • @mercury7d
    @mercury7d8 жыл бұрын

    Wait, so let me get this straight. This series is called Cracked After Hours because it's actually about four people employed by the Cracked office to write about pop culture, after their work hours, discussing things in a diner that they get paid to write during their work hours? It all makes sense now. Seriously this has been bugging me for months but I finally get how this series works.

  • @NU-ph1zx

    @NU-ph1zx

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like exploitation of excess labor to me. smh.

  • @ravendevino6419

    @ravendevino6419

    6 жыл бұрын

    No, they are literally fictional versions of themselves, forever trapped in the diner. These videoes are their only reality, they hint on this.

  • @gregorybuttari8651

    @gregorybuttari8651

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @disclaimer.imjokin

    @disclaimer.imjokin

    10 ай бұрын

    Are you still stupid?

  • @cathyb299
    @cathyb2998 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: in OG Peter Pan, he murdered the lost boys when they got too old. (If anyone already commented this sorry too lazy to check)

  • @camreddish1fan202

    @camreddish1fan202

    8 жыл бұрын

    I can confirm that this is true.

  • @Alectrizo

    @Alectrizo

    7 жыл бұрын

    Famous movies about childhood.....

  • @TheAmityElf

    @TheAmityElf

    7 жыл бұрын

    And there was the unnerving way that he just straight up forgot people so that he wouldn't have to emotionally mature. Tinker bell dies? Who's Tinkerbell?

  • @MerkhVision

    @MerkhVision

    5 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit wtf

  • @mags8422

    @mags8422

    2 жыл бұрын

    I read that! I also read that hook is one of those lost boys, who continues goes after Peter because he kidnaps children.

  • @ninjabiatch101
    @ninjabiatch10110 жыл бұрын

    Fox and the hound teaching you that if your friend is in a different social class you will certainly grow apart and theres not much you can do about it.

  • @DaniL-gi2ns

    @DaniL-gi2ns

    10 жыл бұрын

    oh and another one is "it's okay for your friend to leave you behind to hang out with cooler people."

  • @lesROKnoobz

    @lesROKnoobz

    9 жыл бұрын

    That movie made me so sad when I was little.

  • @zombiefan011

    @zombiefan011

    9 жыл бұрын

    but at the end of the movie they make it clear that they still care for each other deeply, even if it will never be the same as when they were young

  • @nwojunkie

    @nwojunkie

    9 жыл бұрын

    Anthony Vitera read the book

  • @dudeman6413

    @dudeman6413

    7 жыл бұрын

    all Disney movies secretly teach a fucked up moral

  • @erzan
    @erzan10 жыл бұрын

    What about Disney Pixars Up? It was about celebrating life, especially adult life. The retiring man only moved on when he realised his greatest adventure was not his childhood dreams, but living (and enjoying!) his adult life.

  • @ThetrueJBZ

    @ThetrueJBZ

    10 жыл бұрын

    Great message! Best comment on this video.

  • @Vernoan3

    @Vernoan3

    10 жыл бұрын

    Does Disney really get credit for that one? Yeah, they own Pixar, but aside from getting most of the money from the movie, do they really have a hand in Pixar movies?

  • @Vernoan3

    @Vernoan3

    10 жыл бұрын

    Alright then! No, Disney gets no credit for Up in my book.

  • @Slowpoke3x

    @Slowpoke3x

    6 жыл бұрын

    um no thats a story about an old man putting everything on the line to defend and fulfill a CHILDHOOD DREAM and a kid getting the paternal love he never had and the old man indulges in this because he feels that its eating up this child on the inside therefore ruining his childhood

  • @Nerdist
    @Nerdist10 жыл бұрын

    Um, kind of regretting this whole 'being adults' thing now.

  • @KellyVergara

    @KellyVergara

    10 жыл бұрын

    But then you wouldn't have your amazing TV shows we all enjoy and the world would be darker.

  • @HikariMichi42

    @HikariMichi42

    10 жыл бұрын

    The irony is that all those movies are made by adults.

  • @JonesCrimson

    @JonesCrimson

    6 жыл бұрын

    The only reason I'm sticking with it is to learn to assemble the childhood fantasy I had using C++ and Vulkan (assuming Vulkan is here to stay...)

  • @86_freestyle

    @86_freestyle

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey nerd u ain't lying

  • @nameredacted7622

    @nameredacted7622

    2 жыл бұрын

    In 2022, life sucks whether you are child or adult.

  • @olivejuice1424
    @olivejuice14243 жыл бұрын

    I love the detail of Michael not chipping in for cake and Daniel being so petty that he says it's only from him and soren

  • @rubybunny8353
    @rubybunny83539 жыл бұрын

    I'm looking over the comments and thinking that no one has noticed that at 3:50 there was mushrooms, pills and weed in the background.

  • @dropout
    @dropout10 жыл бұрын

    I'd leave a funny comment but what's the point... gotta grow up sometime I guess.

  • @Fatguyinalittlecoatandtie

    @Fatguyinalittlecoatandtie

    10 жыл бұрын

    Ha ha 69 likes

  • @ChitenBugMan

    @ChitenBugMan

    10 жыл бұрын

    Hello All. You should make a joint page between you and cracked. or at least a joint episode

  • @PycasneEesost

    @PycasneEesost

    10 жыл бұрын

    Sam Riggs Yes, because we really need a "Cracked and Talentless Hacks" episode. JK, college humour has some good stuff sometimes. Edit: Now I think both are talentless hacks. So fuck it.

  • @latter678

    @latter678

    10 жыл бұрын

    @CollegeHumor Oh geez, clear your browser history man, you might get fired.

  • @anyab8820

    @anyab8820

    9 жыл бұрын

    Sam Riggs So a joint episode about?...joints? Seems legit.

  • @Racecarlock
    @Racecarlock9 жыл бұрын

    The Joker has got nothing on peter pan. Seriously, peter pan is fucking evil. Seriously, he calls chopping some guy's hand off an "Innocent prank". And then in one scene, he laughs at captain hook when he hears the alligator that captain hook has a huge fear of coming right for him. Even the joker would be like "Dude! That's a bit much isn't it?".

  • @Anthraxinternational

    @Anthraxinternational

    9 жыл бұрын

    Innocence can be a dangerous thing.

  • @dboymax1

    @dboymax1

    9 жыл бұрын

    Maybe that is why he was portrayed as a villain on the TV series Once upon a Time

  • @LudeMau

    @LudeMau

    9 жыл бұрын

    In the original storie peter pan was the only one who wouln't age, and when his friends would age he killed them and went back to earth to kidnap more untill they grew old. There has been around the possibility of captain hook being one of those children who survived being killed by peyter pan and now wants revenge. (along with other adults who might be other children that captain hook saved from peter)

  • @kyamyi

    @kyamyi

    9 жыл бұрын

    Thank you! It's nice to see someone else with my point of view. Everyone else is just like "Peter Pan is sooo innocent." and I'm just like he manipulates kids into comming with him to a land where they never grow up, that's like stealing their lives. To sum it up Peter Pan is just a stubborn butthole. I'm glad that Once Apon a Time shows him in his true colors.

  • @Alex-fu4md

    @Alex-fu4md

    9 жыл бұрын

    The Joker detonated a nuke in a largely populated city and made superman kill his pregnant wife. Both of those he thought were funny. That was in some alternative DC universe, but whatever.

  • @burntham113
    @burntham11310 жыл бұрын

    Aaaaand... *PREGNANT*. NOOOOOO :O

  • @willlyon7129
    @willlyon71299 жыл бұрын

    It's kinda sad that a lot of people have not read the actual book that movie is based on. The book version of The Neverending Story has a complex message that more you immerse yourself in the fantasy world, you forget who you are.

  • @angiechan87

    @angiechan87

    9 жыл бұрын

    Will Lyon yup, i've read it! in the end Bastian really isn't in "the real world" anymore! he gets adventure after adventure in this new "fantasia" he created!

  • @willlyon7129

    @willlyon7129

    8 жыл бұрын

    But when everytime Bastian makes a wish, he loses his memories which makes him go mad with power.

  • @CoralCopperHead

    @CoralCopperHead

    2 жыл бұрын

    ...How is that a bad thing?

  • @Noouuuuu
    @Noouuuuu10 жыл бұрын

    Anne Rice's Interview With The Vampire features a vampire child names Claudia. Claudia was turned into a vampire when she was a child and hence she, physically, stayed a child forever. But she grew older, 65+ years and she still stayed a child and it was devastating for her. The reason why is because, while she was a child on the outside, she was an adult on the inside. She was very clever, loved reading books, was an artist and a musician, but despite all that she was miserable. She was older than most people she met and because of her physical appearance, no adult took her seriously. She looked at beautiful women and was envious of them, because she "wanted to be them". No man ever wanted her. So the sad part about being physically a child forever, is that you mentality grows older.

  • @Noouuuuu

    @Noouuuuu

    10 жыл бұрын

    That is kinda fucked up...

  • @EverythingFan02

    @EverythingFan02

    10 жыл бұрын

    Jonna Jacobsen Yeeaah I don't think a "loving pedophile" actually exists, in relation to the recipient of their desire - a pedophile would "love" (lust after) Claudia due solely to the fact she does have the body of a child, nothing more...uhgh, fucked up indeed. As if there weren't enough screwed up relationships in Interview with the Vampire

  • @Noouuuuu

    @Noouuuuu

    10 жыл бұрын

    EverythingFan02 Well, Lestat does refer Claudia as his "lover" in later books... And if you read the graphic novel "Claudia's Story" by Ashley Marie Witter, Claudia refers Luis as her "lover", saying things such "Luis, lover?", "after the arrival in Paris, we were in love again", etc.

  • @markuyehara7880

    @markuyehara7880

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thinking she could never find love or be taken seriously is pretty far-fetched. Hypopituitarism can cause adults to look like small childreIf you're an adult, you're an adult.

  • @kittyunderwood8918

    @kittyunderwood8918

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Noouuuuuthat's true, but also in the books vampires don't have physical sexual relationships. Mostly because of Lestat and Louis being a gay couple, but the time period it was written in it wouldn't have been received very well

  • @improveverywhere
    @improveverywhere10 жыл бұрын

    “The Never-Ending Story” is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my childhood.

  • @greywolf7577

    @greywolf7577

    7 ай бұрын

    Yes. It should have been at least 3.4 billion hours longer if it even wanted to come close to being considered never-ending.

  • @mikeyh0
    @mikeyh09 жыл бұрын

    Did anyone else see the weed and prescription drugs on the window sill when Wendy is shown waking up?

  • @mikeyh0

    @mikeyh0

    9 жыл бұрын

    mikeyh0 At 3:52.

  • @cjlepley2275

    @cjlepley2275

    9 жыл бұрын

    AKA adult life

  • @Kittyka2345

    @Kittyka2345

    8 жыл бұрын

    +mikeyh0 i did lol

  • @rainydaylady6596

    @rainydaylady6596

    5 жыл бұрын

    I guess the point is that adulthood sucks so Wendy has drugs to help her get through it? Lol

  • @jessiepoo141
    @jessiepoo14110 жыл бұрын

    The edited in pills next to Wendy. Goodbye childhood

  • @flint-von-lock4105

    @flint-von-lock4105

    10 жыл бұрын

    hell totally missed that,but she dose look trashed when see woke up

  • @frozenaorta
    @frozenaorta8 жыл бұрын

    Although, in arguably his three best films, the late, great Robin Williams was cast as someone very dedicated and responsible to his job--still anti-establishment--but mature and adult in his approach. (Good Morning Vietnam, Dead Poets Society, and Good Will Hunting, if you're wondering).

  • @TheRealNormanBates

    @TheRealNormanBates

    8 жыл бұрын

    Maybe you could add THE FISHER KING to that as well. He regresses to a childish fantasy about King Arthur and play acting as a knight, until his fears (and some punks) overwhelm him and puts him into a denial (and extreme bodily damage) coma It is only when Jeff Bridges embraces the insanity and sacrifices his fear of being normal (and being caught) that he gets "the grail" and gives it to Williams, who wakes from his coma.

  • @frozenaorta

    @frozenaorta

    8 жыл бұрын

    Monroville Yeah, I've seen The Fisher King. It's a pretty good movie, but I'm not sure I put it on the level of Vietmam, Society, or Hunting. Of course, this much is all subjective. But I think most would are those three are at least all in his top five. Unless you just flat out dislike one, as my cousin does with Good Will Hunting for some reason.

  • @hybridbutterfly3908

    @hybridbutterfly3908

    4 жыл бұрын

    What Dreams May Come. You don't get more adult than mourning the death of your children, dying yourself, finding out your wife committed suicide, and traveling to Hell on a rescue mission.

  • @aussiechick00
    @aussiechick0010 жыл бұрын

    haha love the "and....pregnant" "*gasp* noooo" bit xD

  • @BunhieKleever
    @BunhieKleever7 жыл бұрын

    if Gremlins is a coming-of-age movie then so isn't "Children of the Corn"a where kids get so fed up with adults messing everything up they just literally wiped them out

  • @Jirodyne

    @Jirodyne

    7 жыл бұрын

    I would say no. Because it isn't about kids being fed up with Adults. It's one kid believing in the devil and manipulating other kids to murder people to please said devil. And when they stop doing that, the Devil possess the believer and starts killing them too.

  • @BunhieKleever

    @BunhieKleever

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ah, I only got about 15 minutes into Children of the Corn because it freaked me out a bit too much. I live in a farming community.

  • @KawaiiSakura98
    @KawaiiSakura9810 жыл бұрын

    "point of order, he wears tights." Well duh, thats why hes the coolest kid of them all. You WISH you could rock tights AND win all the fangirls while doing so.

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm6238 жыл бұрын

    That girl's got the best friends in the whole world.

  • @makaylahating9055
    @makaylahating90559 жыл бұрын

    "Is she comparing herself to Jesus?" This is the moment I started dying 😂😂

  • @jayharbor5070
    @jayharbor507010 жыл бұрын

    I recently caught Hook on TV, which I had not seen since I was a kid. The true lesson from that movie is that everyone grows up, even Peter Pan. The important thing is not to lose the childhood spirit like Peter had, and become in the words of Wendy, a pirate.

  • @CherisseScott945886
    @CherisseScott94588610 жыл бұрын

    The "nothing" wasn't a metaphor for death, but for the lack of imagination and creativity in the minds of the children.

  • @CherisseScott945886

    @CherisseScott945886

    10 жыл бұрын

    The entire point of the movie was that he was supposed to keep imagination alive. She tells him that he is inspiring imagination in someone else at the very moment (the watcher)! He wasn't in the real world.

  • @Cenoura

    @Cenoura

    10 жыл бұрын

    Cherisse Scott That's exactly my thoughts about neverending story!

  • @dreadcthulhu5

    @dreadcthulhu5

    9 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, they totally missed the message of that movie.

  • @rhianturner7812
    @rhianturner78128 жыл бұрын

    Can I just say, the original tale of Peter Pan had Peter killing the boys when they were too old, because he thought they were going to go after him and over throw him. Captain Hook and the other pirates were lost boys that had escaped and they were trying to save the others.

  • @JonUpchurch
    @JonUpchurch10 жыл бұрын

    Ultimate win is growing up to love your job, making a good living, and being happy despite what the world tries to do to you.

  • @carseann
    @carseann10 жыл бұрын

    Dude, I'm watching this right after Robin Williams died and just them putting him down is enough for me to hate them for the rest of this segment.

  • @asharmstrong9308

    @asharmstrong9308

    10 жыл бұрын

    ***** exactly, you can't get angry at them for a video that came out in March.

  • @itsovergaming8643

    @itsovergaming8643

    10 жыл бұрын

    Hate for no reason. . A problem of this society

  • @haleylandry7791

    @haleylandry7791

    10 жыл бұрын

    This was made before he died... Your reasoning makes zero sense.

  • @carseann

    @carseann

    10 жыл бұрын

    Settling this once and for all. I know it's hard to tell if someone is half serious-half joking when typing,but really? I wasn't serious and you guys read way too much into these comments. Get over it already.

  • @asharmstrong9308

    @asharmstrong9308

    10 жыл бұрын

    Carson Baxter well if you know people might not take it as a joke, then why post it

  • @thecanadianfood
    @thecanadianfood10 жыл бұрын

    I must be terrible at counting. What were all 7 lessons?

  • @RomrotMechanikos

    @RomrotMechanikos

    10 жыл бұрын

    do they need to number them for you?

  • @wafull3777

    @wafull3777

    10 жыл бұрын

    RomrotMechanikos I only heard like 4 to be honest

  • @lcvefiona1939

    @lcvefiona1939

    10 жыл бұрын

    Never Ending story- Death is inevitable (or however you spell it) Never-Ending story- Acknowledge death and you will wallow in sadness and sorrow Never-Ending story- core message: give up on adult reality Peter Pan- Fear the progression of time Hook- we were wrong about growing up. It sucks. Gremlins 1- Puberty is something you should absolutely fear. Gremlins 2- it's better to be dead than grown up.

  • @chimeridian

    @chimeridian

    10 жыл бұрын

    Kyoko Kanzaki I just wanted to say I love your name and picture o_o

  • @zoeaargh
    @zoeaargh10 жыл бұрын

    I agree with other comments: after hours is the best thing on Cracked right now.

  • @MyDamnChannel
    @MyDamnChannel10 жыл бұрын

    Children's movies are gateways to the realities of life.

  • @trinitymplayers
    @trinitymplayers9 жыл бұрын

    I know this was made before Robin Williams' suicide, but it still gives the comments about his movies a much darker edge.

  • @StormSage13
    @StormSage139 жыл бұрын

    In Jumanji he actually faces his fears and embraces adulthood.

  • @marlesimms
    @marlesimms10 жыл бұрын

    Damn. The Gremlins bit was a minor mind-blow

  • @Chalkcs
    @Chalkcs10 жыл бұрын

    Brb, I need to go to the doctor for some anti-depressants

  • @shwahgamer
    @shwahgamer9 жыл бұрын

    In the book, Captain Hook was afraid of the ticking noise because the sound of the clock symbolized getting closer to death, but you were close.

  • @Poodlekisses

    @Poodlekisses

    9 жыл бұрын

    That's literally exactly what they said.

  • @shwahgamer

    @shwahgamer

    9 жыл бұрын

    They had the right idea they just worded it wrong. The crocodile was ticking because it swallowed a clock. Thus the ticking sound was what Hook was really afraid of because it symbolized him being closer to death. The way said it, implied that he was just afraid of the crocodile.

  • @Akoalawithshades

    @Akoalawithshades

    9 жыл бұрын

    Shwah Gamer were you watching the same video?

  • @stfwho

    @stfwho

    9 жыл бұрын

    Shwah Gamer you should try paying more attention to the video next time.

  • @baileyandthejets6240
    @baileyandthejets62408 жыл бұрын

    that stupid commercial keeps screwing up KZread every time I try to watch a cracked video.

  • @sirensoundwave
    @sirensoundwave10 жыл бұрын

    Kinda depressed about being 28 now. Mission accomplished Cracked...

  • @syntacticalcrab
    @syntacticalcrab8 жыл бұрын

    WTF? In the Neverending Story the Nothing doesn't represent death; it represents depression. The entire movie is about the protagonist being horribly and clinically depressed and no-one in real life is helping him or acknowledging it. In the very beginning of the movie, we're even treated to an exposition of how since his mom died he's stopped doing homework, and lost interest in everything he used to love doing, and we see him poking at his breakfast like he has no appetite at all. CLASSIC SYMPTOMS of major depression.

  • @syntacticalcrab

    @syntacticalcrab

    8 жыл бұрын

    Also, if you succumb to sadness, then the swamp swallows you. Bastian begs for his horse to snap out of it and feel the joy of how much he loved that horse the way you do with a suicidal friend or family member. The feeling of emptiness is the Nothing. It's worth than death. It's the lack of dreams and the lack of hope, which are what make Fantasia exist. This is what happens when you become numb to the world and give up on life.

  • @Bigkahkistan

    @Bigkahkistan

    8 жыл бұрын

    +AcentricOm So the end of the move is him succumbing to the depression indefinitely and losing touch with reality? damn

  • @mrwindupbird101

    @mrwindupbird101

    8 жыл бұрын

    +AcentricOm I thought the Nothing was more of just cynicism as a whole. Taking everything with a grain of salt and not allowing any sort of childish whimsy and indulgence. Unfortunately no one took that to seriously because everything is super serious now. Comic book characters, cartoons, toys, all those Bastians of hope for children are becoming darker and grittier. Except in the real world, refusing to be apart of the cynicism only has you branded an outcast and child-like. You have no choice to become a cynic and it is constantly growing.

  • @richardbrown3055

    @richardbrown3055

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nepenthe Wang the nothing is cynicism and the death of imagination. Bastian is also not living in the real world, Bastian is living in the world of the movie, the audience is living in our world, which in the narrative of the neverending story is only as real as every other world in the story, with the idea that there is an audience reading our story, that’s what makes it never ending.

  • @Sam-sr9zq
    @Sam-sr9zq10 жыл бұрын

    I absolutely freakin' love Dan's reaction when Michael says that "Rocco's Modern Life was secretly a post-modern one". It's a look of shocked realisation that Michael came up with something culturally analytical instead of him!

  • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
    @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet8 жыл бұрын

    I've watched all of these many times over and over again. You need to make more of these.

  • @packerpf
    @packerpf10 жыл бұрын

    Crazy that she just turned 25...I would have figured 28 also.

  • @oluwafemikingsley2160
    @oluwafemikingsley216010 жыл бұрын

    Oh my God, that was so fantastically depressing

  • @wewantraw
    @wewantraw10 жыл бұрын

    Can After Hours be weekly? Seriously, this is the only thing I watch on Cracked.

  • @Dazen101

    @Dazen101

    10 жыл бұрын

    That would take too much work and it would make it depreciate to fast and go stale.

  • @houseofaction
    @houseofaction10 жыл бұрын

    In peter pan. never land is actually the after life. and every person living in never never land is already dead

  • @jayharbor5070

    @jayharbor5070

    10 жыл бұрын

    Then how did Wendy come back to the real world and grow up and have kids?

  • @houseofaction

    @houseofaction

    10 жыл бұрын

    Jay Harbor Because Peter has the ability to travel back and forth between Never Never land and London. in the original story Wendy's mom told her a story she heard when she was a kid of a boy named Peter Pan who accompanied dead children to the after life so they would not be afraid thats why many experts believe that peter pan is supposed to be the angel of death

  • @jayharbor5070

    @jayharbor5070

    10 жыл бұрын

    houseofaction I like Soren's version of the crocodile symbolizing death. Peter Pan is more like Charon who in Greek mythology ferried souls across the river Styx.

  • @houseofaction

    @houseofaction

    10 жыл бұрын

    Jay Harbor well according to literary experts the entire world of Never Never land represents death. and Angel of Death and Charon essentially have the same job

  • @DaniL-gi2ns

    @DaniL-gi2ns

    10 жыл бұрын

    there's a theory that peter pan has the ability to not age, but the lost boys don't, so he just kills them when they get too old, and then replaces them :P

  • @Awsome2464
    @Awsome246410 жыл бұрын

    I will never look at Gremlins the same again

  • @Renovartio
    @Renovartio10 жыл бұрын

    I pretty much only watch After Hours

  • @pascald67

    @pascald67

    10 жыл бұрын

    that is a big mistake

  • @Renovartio

    @Renovartio

    10 жыл бұрын

    I'm not saying I haven't seen some of their other stuff... just saying that After Hours is the only ones I actually look forward to and is the reason why I subscribed.

  • @jeniluver

    @jeniluver

    10 жыл бұрын

    I like anything with Michael Swaim, Does Not Compute and Cracked TV (which came out long before Tosh.0 despite what people may claim.

  • @EmilyDNelson
    @EmilyDNelson10 жыл бұрын

    Katie's really that young? Damn, I thought she was much older than me.

  • @Pitchguest

    @Pitchguest

    10 жыл бұрын

    You're a terrible fan! (I thought so too.)

  • @GerrekVideos

    @GerrekVideos

    10 жыл бұрын

    Same twist on the Harry potter franchise.

  • @PeeboTyson
    @PeeboTyson8 жыл бұрын

    Mowgli not only killed adults, he essentially killed his own children!

  • @jessicalee333

    @jessicalee333

    8 жыл бұрын

    +PeeboTyson Gizmo is the main Mogwai's name. Mowgli is the kid from The Jungle Book.

  • @purgruv

    @purgruv

    8 жыл бұрын

    There were NO wolves in Gremlins!

  • @PeeboTyson

    @PeeboTyson

    8 жыл бұрын

    purgruv And no sharks or aliens.

  • @seraphiccandy21
    @seraphiccandy2110 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, she does look older then 25 tho. I am 26 and don't look as old as she does. I woulda guessed 28...

  • @TimLavey88

    @TimLavey88

    10 жыл бұрын

    After a certain age women completely stop ageing or age backwards they have told me. My mom has for example been 40 for 5 years now. It's a fascinating biological mechanism. ;-D

  • @trashfire9641

    @trashfire9641

    10 жыл бұрын

    I know right!? I'm 26 and I thought that chick was at least 30.

  • @apbnidd

    @apbnidd

    10 жыл бұрын

    Tim Lavey This goes double for asian women, until they reach a specific age where they loose 30 cm's and get ALL the wrinkles

  • @jeniluver

    @jeniluver

    10 жыл бұрын

    I'm 30 but people always guess me at 19 or 20. It has a lot to do with genetics. At least that is what I'm assuming. I'm actually a vampire, I avoid the sun which probably helps. Granted my Dad is Native American and my sis is very dark skinned and looks about 10 years younger, at least she did until she had kids. Maybe that is it, if I don't have kids I will always look young.

  • @germwarfare
    @germwarfare10 жыл бұрын

    Don't watch this during an existential crisis...

  • @FrostyMatt85
    @FrostyMatt8510 жыл бұрын

    the bag of pot on wendy's window sill haha!

  • @mitchradle2416

    @mitchradle2416

    10 жыл бұрын

    And the pills

  • @Cash5YR
    @Cash5YR2 жыл бұрын

    "Send us your ideas for After Hours... nevermind!' I miss this shit so much.

  • @DangeresqueIX
    @DangeresqueIX10 жыл бұрын

    The crocodile = time thing blew my mind.

  • @cscooperau
    @cscooperau10 жыл бұрын

    I counted three horrifying lessons... Where were the other four?

  • @ninjaspartankx55

    @ninjaspartankx55

    10 жыл бұрын

    They got too depressed to go on.

  • @heldenkline2552
    @heldenkline25529 жыл бұрын

    This is my favorite cracked episode!!! Some real psychological analysis is going on here.

  • @Bloodprint
    @Bloodprint8 жыл бұрын

    I have been watching this playlist for like 2h now.. these guys are the best

  • @MrC4iny
    @MrC4iny10 жыл бұрын

    WOOOOOO After hours!

  • @shittyshittybangbang
    @shittyshittybangbang10 жыл бұрын

    3:49 Nice placement there

  • @gaslitgames
    @gaslitgames10 жыл бұрын

    This was a pretty fantastic watch. Very well written and delivered.

  • @EntameWitchLulu
    @EntameWitchLulu10 жыл бұрын

    .....I only counted 3 lessons....and 2 were mostly the same basic idea.

  • @18Draculaura
    @18Draculaura10 жыл бұрын

    Peter pan is Like a Mortal. He never Aged he always stayed a boy. He took Children from their Families,And took them away to Neverland. once he saw them trying to grow Up he would Eventually Kill them. some who escaped became Piratess, on Captain Hook's Ship. so when in the movie they said "Come Join us." they we're actually trying to save there Lives. Once again,Enemies are the Heroes. Hero's are the Enemies.

  • @J03F1X1T

    @J03F1X1T

    10 жыл бұрын

    The term is "Immortal," If he never ages.

  • @18Draculaura

    @18Draculaura

    10 жыл бұрын

    OKAY I MADE A MISTAKE. (There arecaps for a reason)

  • @josephdavis9234

    @josephdavis9234

    10 жыл бұрын

    Marceline Fallen And... what is that reason?

  • @18Draculaura

    @18Draculaura

    10 жыл бұрын

    T-T I Dunno!!

  • @Cellq7

    @Cellq7

    10 жыл бұрын

    That actually the original story, but it changed.

  • @97spartan
    @97spartan10 жыл бұрын

    Dead dammit on a pogo stick, Cracked! Why must you always lour me in with hopes of funnies then spit a depressing epiphany into my eyes! Why?!

  • @juniorjunior5884
    @juniorjunior58847 жыл бұрын

    Her sad face at the end is perfect.

  • @tarnim80
    @tarnim8010 жыл бұрын

    There's nothing good about growing up. I grew up and it sucks. If you could stay in a fantasy neverland inside your head your entire life your lucky.

  • @Lizzy3D
    @Lizzy3D10 жыл бұрын

    It's like you guys are discussing literature, but in a fun way. Mind=blown once again.

  • @SugerScarf
    @SugerScarf10 жыл бұрын

    WE ALL NEED MORE AFTER HOURS!

  • @opheliabennet7717
    @opheliabennet771710 жыл бұрын

    I have watched this video about five times and it just gets better! MAKE MORE!!!! Please?

  • @PicturesqueGames
    @PicturesqueGames9 жыл бұрын

    Guys, fucks sake. They outright state at end of movie that Bastian chasing bullies on Falcor were done within fantasy land - he basically recreated part of town and that specific time point to have vengeance on those bully asses - 'and then he went to have much more adventures but eventually came home'. I wonder why everyone misses this point.

  • @Stormeris
    @Stormeris10 жыл бұрын

    Katey's birthday is like exactly like mine... Except i was alone.

  • @Poetabrasileiro

    @Poetabrasileiro

    10 жыл бұрын

    Allow me to hug you. - \**Hug**/ -

  • @rikowolfin4984

    @rikowolfin4984

    10 жыл бұрын

    So you had a debate about what movies had the worst coming of age stories and broke down crying in a restaurant because of the pure horror that is growing older... by your self?

  • @DUDEGUY-de4zt

    @DUDEGUY-de4zt

    10 жыл бұрын

    i know that FEEL bro ...

  • @frodastic

    @frodastic

    10 жыл бұрын

    In some level... we are all alone. :(

  • @jeniluver

    @jeniluver

    10 жыл бұрын

    I work a 20 hour shift on my birthday, but then I never really celebrated it so it wasn't much different than any other day. The only day I celebrate is Halloween because it is the only one worth celebrating because there is candy involved.

  • @hallaassata5824
    @hallaassata582410 жыл бұрын

    James and the giant peach is a fucked up movie too...

  • @GerrekVideos

    @GerrekVideos

    10 жыл бұрын

    A twist would of been that James imagined the whole thing because of being abused, starved, and dying from exhaustion from labor.

  • @hallaassata5824

    @hallaassata5824

    10 жыл бұрын

    G.S.S acadamy thats wat i always assumed happened.

  • @thepip3599
    @thepip35997 жыл бұрын

    Tick-tock the croc sounds like a clock (that rhymed way too much) because he ate Captain Hook's hand, which had a watch on it. (That's why he has a hook for a hand) the watch is still ticking in the crocodile's belly, and Hook is scared of clock ticking because it reminds him of the crocodile.

  • @CatGreenfield
    @CatGreenfield9 жыл бұрын

    The Nothing isn't supposed to portray death. If you watch the whole movie, or read the book (SPOILERS), you find out that the Nothing is actually (SPOILERS) the absence of belief in fantasy. It's created by people not believing in fantasy anymore-- giving up on their dreams, hopes, and wishes. The Gmork even talks about it in his death scene. It's a lot like that Peter Pan fairy concept-- if you stop believing in fairies, they die. In Fantastica/Fantasia (depending on if you're reading the book or watching the movie), that's basically true for everyone and everything in it. The reason Bastian is their "savior," is because he firmly and strongly believes that they exist. That's how they get him into their world, too-- when he cares enough about them, and becomes invested enough in their story that they become literally real, he can go to them and help them. And because he believes in the wishes he makes on that bit of sand the Empress gives him, the whole world comes back alive. ….caaaaan anyone tell that it's my favorite movie? Yea, I'll creep on back out, now…

  • @VideoMatoran
    @VideoMatoran10 жыл бұрын

    Forgot "Kids Next Door" XD

  • @DetectiveLance
    @DetectiveLance10 жыл бұрын

    So....I'm kinda depressed now.

  • @brandongovreau7645
    @brandongovreau76454 жыл бұрын

    When you die and go to the afterlife after a while you reincarnate you remember your previous life for a little while and then you forget and become a new person so essentially you die forever or reincarnation is only for the people who needs to learn life lessons and be with their families that they had before they were reincarnated so eventually learn lessons be reunited with people and things they love

  • @honeyham6788
    @honeyham678810 жыл бұрын

    7? you covered 3 movies, 5 if you include Hook and Gremlins 2, but those were a part of the same argument. can't you give us 7 actual different examples?

  • @RomrotMechanikos

    @RomrotMechanikos

    10 жыл бұрын

    3 movies, 7 lessons. learn to listen and learn a bit of analysis that way you won't get so anal over the title.

  • @honeyham6788

    @honeyham6788

    10 жыл бұрын

    why don't you explain these 7 lessons then because i only got 3

  • @lcvefiona1939

    @lcvefiona1939

    10 жыл бұрын

    Carefully rewatched and counts the lessons for you. Never-Ending story- Death is inevitable(or however you spell it) Never-Ending story- If you acknowledge it, you will wallow in sorrow and sadness Never-Ending story- Core message; give up on adult reality Peter Pan- Fear the progression of time Hook- We were wrong about growing up. Growing up sucks. Gremlins 1- Puberty is something you should ABSOLUTELY FEAR DOING and dread Gremlins 2- It is better to be dead than become an adult Hope this helped you find the lessons^^

  • @NIgHTMaReFortyTwo
    @NIgHTMaReFortyTwo10 жыл бұрын

    After Hours is the best thing on this channel, if there were any way you guys could make it a more regular feature I'm sure the majority of subscribers would very much appreciate it. I'm aware you're all far too busy and that it's likely too time consuming to be more regular, but shy bairns get nothing.

  • @comedycentraloriginals
    @comedycentraloriginals10 жыл бұрын

    Mind is blown.

  • @Maxisamo1
    @Maxisamo110 жыл бұрын

    I love the editing in these videos

  • @poisonoak2719
    @poisonoak271910 жыл бұрын

    Anyone who was a fan of Batman the Animated Series might remember Babydoll, the villain in one or two of the episodes. She was someone with a rare disease that stunted her growth and made her keep the appearance of a toddler for life. She tried to be a serious actress in the adult world but the adult world rejected her, so she tried to be a "child" again and live out her younger days, though she found out she couldn't do this and ended the episode crying to Batman as she realized she can never return to that stage of her life and must move on, no matter how hard it was. That basically teaches you the inevitability of growing up, no matter what your looks show and that living in the past is impossible and destructive.

  • @kyahearly8224
    @kyahearly822410 жыл бұрын

    4:34 that woman hiding in the background is starting to scare me a bit

  • @NosDarkly
    @NosDarkly10 жыл бұрын

    With every passing second we creep ever closer to the all encompassing abyss that with eventually envelop us, as we become one with eternal darkness. Farts are funny.

  • @worldgoesround9
    @worldgoesround92 ай бұрын

    Miss this channel so much

  • @Thearl
    @Thearl10 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the post.

  • @LennyTheHopeless
    @LennyTheHopeless9 жыл бұрын

    I've never wanted to become an adult, mature in mind yes, but not in body. I've always seen all the responsibilities being an adult came with and I didn't like it, not on bit.

  • @petertownsend9148
    @petertownsend914810 жыл бұрын

    Can we please stop acting like all the different versions of Peter Pan are the same. In the video they talk about the Disney Animated version from 1953 and then act like the live action movie Hook from 1991 is the sequel to it, and the comments keep mentioning the original book from 1904. All three versions are drastically different. In the Disney version Wendy goes back to London with Micheal and John while the Lost Boys stay with Peter in Neverland and Hook is chased by the Crocodile. In the sequel we see Wendy got married and has two children, one of which gets kidnapped by Hook and goes on an adventure with Peter and the Lost Boys before returning to London. In Hook the Lost Boys return with Wendy, Michael, and John at the end of their first adventure. Eventually Peter falls in love with Wendy's grand-daughter Moria and leaves Neverland to live with her. Eventually Peter's kids get kidnapped and Peter must return to Neverland to save them. In the original book the Lost Boys return with Wendy, Michael, and John at the end of their adventure. In the sequel we find out all the Lost boys have grown up and have children of their own except Michael who was killed in the war. The group must then travel back to Neverland to help Peter by turning themselves back into children. All three versions are very different so can we please stop acting like they're the same?

  • @eneidapardo

    @eneidapardo

    10 жыл бұрын

    So

  • @petertownsend9148

    @petertownsend9148

    10 жыл бұрын

    eneida pardo ???

  • @TheSvnoyi

    @TheSvnoyi

    10 жыл бұрын

    Peter Townsend They are talking about canon Peter Pan. Just because the story is portrayed differently doesn't mean anything. They all are still under the same moniker, Peter Pan. It could easily be argued that the three Pan stories mentioned are three different outcomes to Wendy's arrival in Neverland: one which the lost boys and peter leave, one were no one leaves, and one were only the lost boys leave.

  • @petertownsend9148

    @petertownsend9148

    10 жыл бұрын

    TheSvnoyi But they all have different canon. The books have the original Peter Pan followed by Peter Pan in Scarlet. Hook has its own canon and seems to take place after the 1st book. The animated versions have there own cannon entire as they have very different outcomes from the other versions. Being about the same character doesn't mean they're in the same cannon.

  • @bgu6703

    @bgu6703

    10 жыл бұрын

    TheSvnoyi Well which one is canon then? The disney film, the original book, or Hook. Choose one, you can't have all three.

  • @101SNW
    @101SNW10 жыл бұрын

    Subscribed after this ! 👍

  • @goshfather9024
    @goshfather90249 жыл бұрын

    what u should do next is keeping these videos I get a kick out of every video u rock

  • @JamesHuggett_
    @JamesHuggett_7 жыл бұрын

    anyone noticed the drugs in the windowsill and when he was talking about Wendy waking up and coming back

  • @maliktrusk7909
    @maliktrusk790910 жыл бұрын

    I respect their authority they eat pancakes at night

  • @Sam-sr9zq
    @Sam-sr9zq10 жыл бұрын

    Only judging on what I've heard, you forgot to mention that Peter Pan didn't age but he did kill the Lost Boys when they got too old and those that survived grew up to be pirates, Captain Hook being one of them. So I guess it has that kind of similarity to Gremlins…

  • @davidbartholomew7440

    @davidbartholomew7440

    10 жыл бұрын

    You are the second person to say Pan killed the Boys. Where are you getting that? It is in no version of Peter Pan that James Barrie published.

  • @titakaty53

    @titakaty53

    10 жыл бұрын

    David Bartholomew That's from the original story.

  • @davidbartholomew7440

    @davidbartholomew7440

    10 жыл бұрын

    +Catita Silveira "The original story"? The play was written circa 1901, book (Wendy and Peter) published 1905. The book says all of the boys were adopted by the Darlings. That is still in the current editions. Which original story are we talking about?

  • @solosymphony
    @solosymphony7 жыл бұрын

    I love this show - can't believe I'm so late to the Cracked KZread channel.

  • @ZeroSkylerxD
    @ZeroSkylerxD9 жыл бұрын

    when this was made none of us realized this was Robbin William's last year on earth... now I'm sad

  • @Wren_the_Bird_King
    @Wren_the_Bird_King8 жыл бұрын

    Rest in peace Robin Williams.

  • @FunnyMav
    @FunnyMav3 жыл бұрын

    Love the Gremlins analysis! It's way too on point.

  • @olyviagregg1920
    @olyviagregg192010 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I have to stop after this video. I love these, and I hope y'all never stop. Well not never, but you know what I mean. Thanks for these videos though!! :)

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