“This is where you go to get closer with the cousin” 💀 im dead-

@Attack.On.Fandoms

8 ай бұрын

I thought it was deeper what?-

@corlahn1729

8 ай бұрын

​@@Attack.On.FandomsI think it is deeper in the original because it used to also be "if you are queer, don't come near" and the new York line was delivered differently

@Attack.On.Fandoms

8 ай бұрын

@@corlahn1729 oh yeah

@nikiwood9021

8 ай бұрын

I live in Alabama, AND I THIS AS AN INSULTING VERSION OF THE N WORD

@nikiwood9021

8 ай бұрын

Sorry for incorrect spelling

"Nothing but thoughts, prayers, deer, beer, and fear" the most accurate description of Texas ever

@user-xr4lq5nr3s

7 ай бұрын

As a Texan, I can confirm

@dtiger3326

7 ай бұрын

Yeah man it's something else living in Texas. and capital is liberal asf... 😅

@kimphillips23

7 ай бұрын

Perfect description of the holy irinidy

@kelseykeilers9533

7 ай бұрын

Being raised in Texas i can confirm that this is what live by

@-BOREDEDITER-

7 ай бұрын

Down in Texas. Born and raised@@kelseykeilers9533

As someone from Washington, the rain will never stop and won’t Stop. SAVE US 😭😭

@1._.435-x6y

4 ай бұрын

Real

@Sillyga1axy

4 ай бұрын

Sammmeeee

@Joured775

4 ай бұрын

Same!!

@adriennerichards656

4 ай бұрын

Yessssss😊

@REDundantcrimson

4 ай бұрын

Yeah so do I you get used to it but I can suck sometimes

“Steam room that spawns Covid, Karens, and Gators” Florida is so painfully accurate 😭

@EvieMae752

2 ай бұрын

I know sadly 😭😭😭😭especially the steam room part😭😭😭

"hey bozo look out im walking here" those bars are fire

@ask230

7 ай бұрын

Yes, but no "r" sound... close enough 🤷 💫

@Jessidafennecfox

6 ай бұрын

@ask230 it depends on where ya are in New York.

@ask230

6 ай бұрын

@@Jessidafennecfox in NYC? Not really. Regardless, this is a specific accent he's referencing.

@punkydunky1231

6 ай бұрын

@@ask230new York is a whole ass state. As a matter of fact, a much larger portion of it isn’t nyc. 😂 wtf

@Daddyvader7

6 ай бұрын

@@ask230That’s was 100% 1960s/70s classic Italian NYC accent. Super over the top haha

"In Texas, the holy trinity is God, football, and barbecue." -Sheldon Cooper

@Rickroll692

6 ай бұрын

Not necessarily in that order

@crossfirefencing

6 ай бұрын

I love that show

@Bralyncotton

6 ай бұрын

😂

@mylifesubscriptionhasendedwhat

6 ай бұрын

What's the unholy Trinity. Oh wait. *CHAOS REIGNS*

@AmericanIdiotPolitics

6 ай бұрын

I remember that quote from the show lol

“Corn and demogorgons” “big bean mirror” is crazy!! 😂😂💀💀

My anxiety waiting for Georgia: 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈

@Goreo19358

2 ай бұрын

same bro

@maurogonzalez8084

Ай бұрын

I was like "yay"!

@epic_purple

29 күн бұрын

Same broo

@bluezircon1432

8 күн бұрын

I was waiting for him to trash on Georgia and was pleasantly surprised

@lazloraj905

3 күн бұрын

Props for him though for not insulting our great state

*”steam room that spawns Covid, Karen’s, and gators”* so true

@Ina2kool

7 ай бұрын

As i Floridian I can confirm that we do in fact spawn covid Karen’s gators

@Courtney-wg6yd

7 ай бұрын

@@Ina2koolas a fellow Floridian i second this statement

@Unknown.forever.

7 ай бұрын

@@Ina2koolas a Floridian I third this sadly 😂

@baileygranger6261

7 ай бұрын

@@Ina2koolas a Floridian, I’m a fourth witness

@xxmuffinplaysxx3937

7 ай бұрын

As a Floridian We can confirm that we got the gators covid and karen's.

“Lighthouses. Neat.” This might be one of the only states he didn’t roast 😂

@iesika7387

5 ай бұрын

Crawfish in the yard is more of a rousing endorsement

@bluephoenix9293

5 ай бұрын

Regular Virginia and the West one too

@HattyBorgs

5 ай бұрын

Glove shaped 🧤

@thehatedclown5453

5 ай бұрын

I wouldn’t call what he said about Texas a roast. It’s a lot closer to the truth.

@etYouAreLate

5 ай бұрын

Minnesota - lots of lakes & a big mall - sounds like a sales pitch

As someone from Maryland, I can confirm we have more than just our flag like………………old bay?

As a Pennsylvanian, I can confirm that the bing bong is indeed broken

As a mainer i was waiting the whole video thinking we forgotten. Only to be bitch slapped at the end

@worldcoasteradventures

5 ай бұрын

I'm new hampshire

@SkyeFoxx_15

5 ай бұрын

Same lol

@Gooberisbeast

5 ай бұрын

I'm from Delaware so same.

@shawn46272

5 ай бұрын

Same here

@zebbgagne9620

5 ай бұрын

Same here bro

As an Iowan, I also have no clue what goes on here. Edit: Thanks for the likes, my fellow corn- I mean Iowans

@PuddleOfGeck

8 ай бұрын

OMG IVE BEEN SCROLLING FOR LIKE 10 MINS LOOKING FOR ANOTHER IOWA PERSON

@DUSKPELT_EDITS

8 ай бұрын

YES

@jackroyer2038

8 ай бұрын

FINALLY ANOTHER IOWAN

@thebacterialinfection

8 ай бұрын

FINALLY A IOWA PERSON

@GrimRage

8 ай бұрын

Yay fellow Iowans are here :)

"Broken bing bong" I LIVE THERE MF

@TeriB

Ай бұрын

😂Same! He's gotta be talking about the Liberty Bell that's cracked 😂

“What happens in Iowa I have not a clue” Half the food in your kitchen probably came from Iowa

@My_Melody711

3 ай бұрын

Fr

@KrisTieso

2 ай бұрын

Ikr

@jas9friend

12 күн бұрын

They also vote first in the presidential primaries and get lots of benefits from it, like all the corn they grow that’s completely useless gets turned into alcohol and put into our gas just to subsidize pointless surpluses of corn. And it’s been made law that your gas has to contain said alcohol, despite its damage to carburetors and even fuel injectors.

@ebsxnysii

2 күн бұрын

lmao

Michigan just being “Mitten Shaped” and Ohio just being “Michigan Haters” is just fucking halarious

@Jarbiii

6 ай бұрын

As a person from Ohio I agree with this video

@vaasmontenegro2016

6 ай бұрын

as a person from Michigan i agree with this video

@AYWYC

6 ай бұрын

as a person from Michigan, i can confirm that absolutely nobody cares about us. we're that one estranged cousin who's only personality trait is being double jointed

@cataylasunandriel8636

6 ай бұрын

@@AYWYC The double jointed comment REALLY got me 😂 Fucking true

@Michael-eg3rs

6 ай бұрын

Born and raised Ohioan here. The rivalry between Ohio and Michigan goes back many many years. It is a battle that will go down as a legend! Who knew people really cared that much about college football

“Light houses…. Neat” As a Mainer I approve this sentence

@Jaxinator2031

7 ай бұрын

I’m a Mainer to and I think this is awesome!

@Judgement57

7 ай бұрын

As a fellow Mainer I can approve there cool 😎👍

@madadog

7 ай бұрын

ayo same!!!!

@Glow-Wyrm

7 ай бұрын

I’m not from main but honestly from what I seen that pretty much describes it. And lobsters.

@Jaxinator2031

7 ай бұрын

@@Glow-Wyrm You are completely right!😅

“Three feet long, broken Bing Bong” got me rolling

@user-fv3qz8el2r

Ай бұрын

Oxygon

As a Pennsylvanian, it took me a couple seconds to get the "broken bing bong" joke

"Their flag, that is all" is so accurate. Only other thing to talk about would've been old bay and/or blue crabs

@YelocalAli

7 ай бұрын

As someone who lives in Maryland, yes

@WyvernsCapitalism

7 ай бұрын

Fr

@user-gr5th8mn3t

7 ай бұрын

Fr I live in Md and everyone comes for the blue crabs or to go to Washington D.C

@Stevewalkswearilydownthestreet

7 ай бұрын

As someone with family in Maryland. This feels accurate.

@WinnSch0tt

7 ай бұрын

Or how much cussing their middle schoolers do

As someone who lives in New York the accent is perfection 😭😭 Edit:I live in the city

@rachelr5280

8 ай бұрын

So true 😭

@Peypeyslayslay

8 ай бұрын

Same 😂

@Haileymago106

8 ай бұрын

Fr

@gracegatta9491

8 ай бұрын

Same

@lily.granato

8 ай бұрын

Same

"If you dont like whiskey,dont come near." bro- what did we do to you-?

Hippie forest rainfall is so true 😅😂

"the chilli is green but the m#th is blue" bro got me rolling💀

@Sab1tt

4 ай бұрын

Jesse we need to cook

@socksandpi1264

4 ай бұрын

Straight up called New Mexico out, and I'm loving it.

'Prayers, beer, deer, and FEAR' nothing sums us up better than that 😩😞

@De_s_on_roblox.

7 ай бұрын

Damn😢 12/7/23:5likes- wow!

@shadowdaddyhades

7 ай бұрын

@@De_s_on_roblox. yeah, irl bigots are scary af

@LOLbitTheLollyFox

7 ай бұрын

Texas is my favorite state!!!❤❤❤❤

@foxlandism

7 ай бұрын

​@@LOLbitTheLollyFoxwho doesn't love Texas?

@De_s_on_roblox.

7 ай бұрын

@@foxlandism dunno non bear drinker’s?

"Not enough oxygen" thats where I live bud

@CorrineBecker-fo1zh

Ай бұрын

Me too

"Snookie at the pier!" Bro never fails- 💀

Sir this a Wendy’s

@reallybloxy28

7 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@popp_1

7 ай бұрын

ay’ get this walmart behavior out of target! >:

@Awiotsu_

7 ай бұрын

I want a peach 🍑

@Nthemurderdronee

7 ай бұрын

@@popp_1bro this is a taco bell

@popp_1

7 ай бұрын

@@Nthemurderdronee then get tis wendy’s behaivior out of taco bell! >:

"A bunch of master-"💀

@cactus7521

6 ай бұрын

Master debaters. Uh very good at debating

@theidiot1283

6 ай бұрын

@@cactus7521Nevadan: Yes your totally right. *unzips pants*

@SeniorBactive

6 ай бұрын

@@theidiot12831 or 2? (millimeters)

@Flamecharged

6 ай бұрын

@@SeniorBactive2

@SeniorBactive

6 ай бұрын

@@Flamecharged impressive….

“Bunch of corn and Demogorgons” 😭💀

as a Minnisotan,i can confirm that we 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗱 to have the worlds largest mall and over 10,000 lakes.

“lighthouses, neat” -the most accurate quote of all time 348 likes?!! holy shi

@erikadavenport5537

5 ай бұрын

So true though like, why is there so freaking many like every time you pass a beach it’s just a lighthouse

@SwishStudios_999

5 ай бұрын

ikr fax

"If you don't like whiskey don't come near" *cutely disappears*

@Oldsport532

8 ай бұрын

💀

@rainy-matcha

8 ай бұрын

OG version said: "If you're queer, don't come near!" 💀

@AnAnnoyingRat

8 ай бұрын

@@rainy-matcha yeah I'm really getting kicked out of my own state

@Rayne_27

8 ай бұрын

@@AnAnnoyingRatguess I’m not allowed there either 😔

@Sportsfan457

8 ай бұрын

I live in Tennessee

As a person who is from Iowa I can say we keep up with the trends but with a lot of farming I mean a lot corn and soy beans mostly

"Where Taylor's man plays ball." As someone who lives in Missouri, We could be recognized for slot worse so I'll take it😂

@UrHotFr

5 күн бұрын

I mean hey we do have the no. 1 most dangerous city in the entire country sooo

As a Californian, I can confirm the "Infliltrated by influencers" is true.

@Duck_that_edits

8 ай бұрын

Fr

@saismaranimuppidi9372

8 ай бұрын

Yes

@amimiami82

8 ай бұрын

My condolences

@maxximus6418

8 ай бұрын

As a fellow Californian, I can agree with this comment

@SYLin-rs8ob

8 ай бұрын

I thought he was gonna roast us harder lol

unironically, there is crawfish in every louisiana yard ive seen

@crystal_Richmond

8 ай бұрын

Fr😂😂😂

@Preppy_forever_and_more

8 ай бұрын

As someone who lives in Louisiana I can confirm that is true😂

@Randomriko

8 ай бұрын

Me and my friends used to stomp on those brown dirt mounds that something similar to crawfish built. We still do to this day...

@user-hz1jv8ck6j

8 ай бұрын

As a Louisianain that's true one time one of the pinches me to

@-WAS-THAT-THE-BITE-OF-87

8 ай бұрын

Damnn-

As a Californian, I can confirm that California is indeed infested with influencers.

As a Floridian that is so true I can't walk 20 steps without seeing a Karen

As an Arizonian, I can confirm that the spring is the oven preheating, summer is it baking, fall is it cooling down, and winter is it off.

@jasonnygren4621

8 ай бұрын

Yes just yes.

@emmaperkins2009

8 ай бұрын

yesssss

@Purely_Red_

8 ай бұрын

@kewlplayz I live in Maricopa

@Ava_Slayz82

8 ай бұрын

@@Purely_Red_That’s where I used to live now I live like 2 hours away but still in Phoenix, or I’m mistaken and phoenix and Maricopa are different idrk 😅

@Cwreemroll

8 ай бұрын

Yes yes yes

“This is where taylors man plays ball” I am dying!😂

@error404-topicnotfound

6 ай бұрын

Is that all we are to you

@somyso3634

6 ай бұрын

Hahah Missouri, did not see that coming

@jobshadow

6 ай бұрын

Hey, it could have been worse. 🤣​@@error404-topicnotfound

@gothic_ace2037

6 ай бұрын

I honestly didn't know what to expect... glad to know that's our biggest accomplishment, makes all those silver dollar city commercials calling it America's greatest theme park seem even more bs than usual 😂

@12jswilson

6 ай бұрын

​@@error404-topicnotfoundbetter than most of what else Missouri is famous for tbh

“Instead of water they got tea in every fountain” bro just roasted my state so hard even I agree💀

Bro I live in Texas and this is so fuckin’ accurate holy hell🤣

Nevada: “And a bunch of master-“ BOI U DID NOT JUST SAY THAT 💀

@Sophia5112

8 ай бұрын

Help I don’t get it 😭

@Unstable_Hank

8 ай бұрын

​@@Sophia5112it's best you don't

@Sophia5112

8 ай бұрын

@@Unstable_Hank plsss 💀😭

@RJ20_12

8 ай бұрын

​@@Sophia5112noooooo

@PotatoChips-0915

8 ай бұрын

@@Sophia5112search it up or smth 😭😭😭 I’m from Nevada and I’m traumatized 😭😭

“Hey bozo I’m walking EEEEERRR”

@user-tw8dz6et5b

8 ай бұрын

And as a new yorker its so accurate 💀

@SLAYhi

8 ай бұрын

No, it's "EY BOZO AH'M WOCKIN' EEEEEEEEYUUUHHHH"

The Nonstop rain is real 😂

Lots of lakes and a big mall😂😂😂 very accurate

"Broken bing bong" Oh ok Edit : this is my second most liked comment WHAT THE FU#$

@GNOME-069

8 ай бұрын

Idk I loved this quote especially since I’m from Pennsylvania 🤣

@BlueBean_dragon

8 ай бұрын

I’m from Pitt in Pennsylvania

@konaDuvall

7 ай бұрын

I’m from Altoona

@Quackerton03

7 ай бұрын

I'm in eastern Pennsylvania

@sairanasir8904

7 ай бұрын

Oh ok

The fact that he can think of so many rhymes is impressive

@idontknowmyusername432

8 ай бұрын

Rhymes

@Duck_that_edits

8 ай бұрын

Riems*

@bagon_the_bacon

8 ай бұрын

@@idontknowmyusername432 thx wrote it the french way

@amimiami82

8 ай бұрын

Chatgpt works wonders

@npcmcishark7379

8 ай бұрын

​@@amimiami82I don't think a Chatbot would write most of this stuff.

he wasn’t capping with crawfish 🦞 in the yard 😂

Bro made sentences summaries of all 50 states into a hype, rhyming lyrical song!

THE INDIANA ONE WAS TOO PERFECT!!!! 🎶There's more than corn in Indiana🎶... there's also demogorgons..!

@TheSeanNoOneKnowsAbout

7 ай бұрын

Yep I can confirm we have over a million corn

@Lila_joy

7 ай бұрын

frrr ahahha

@CarterKiger-ch1gk

7 ай бұрын

I am a pure Indiana man and I can confirm the corn and the demegorden is all of our moms

@lindseymoore5898

7 ай бұрын

Fr

@KITKATBABYYYYY

6 ай бұрын

I've never seen anyone else say they're from Indiana except me! I literally live next to miles of corn, if you're anywhere outside major cities it's all corn

“Where Taylor’s man plays ball” I can’t anymore 😂

@heyguy-

3 ай бұрын

Atleast they don't acknowledge us for anything else that goes down in Missouri

@Deter65

3 ай бұрын

Yeah like when a fucking shark killed 3 people somehow

@GoodGDplayerr

3 ай бұрын

Dude I live by table rock lake I’m chilln

@ATWTMVTVFTVSGAVLPSS13

3 ай бұрын

I went to St. Louis once and it just spelt like weed and piss everywhere

@Elle_Stem

2 ай бұрын

Yeah this state is kinda messed up

As someone from NC, "Breweries and the beach" is so true, I go to the beach almost every week, I'm tired of it

I'm from Minnesota and I got "a bunch of Adam Sandlers."😂😂😂😂😂

As a Floridian, I can approve that Florida is A steam room with Covid, Karen’s, and Gators.

@KaiViper013

7 ай бұрын

Agreed❤

He raps faster than my internet connection Edit: OMG 95 LIKES TYSM

“Broken Bing bong” no words😂😅

@IsabellaVanAulen

2 ай бұрын

I don't get the reference?

@DANCINQUEEN_

2 ай бұрын

@@IsabellaVanAulen The Pennsylvania state has the liberty bell which is broken.

@IsabellaVanAulen

2 ай бұрын

@@DANCINQUEEN_ Oooohhh, that's right...yeah, probably should have remembered that lol. I live in PA

apparently i live in a steam room with karen’s and gators… good for me 👍😭😭

“home to tracey martell and some cheese fondue” sent me 💀 trixie would def do a bird cackle at that one

@sammirowland8507

6 ай бұрын

Fr fr 😂

@mayochupenjoyer

6 ай бұрын

100%

@AdrienneM13

6 ай бұрын

~BIRD NOISES~ 😂😂

‘Crawfish in the yard’ is very accurate. It’s also in the drawers, ovens, and engines. It’s everywhere!

@Unknownlostgirl48

8 ай бұрын

Very accurate

@vaGAYbond.

8 ай бұрын

Frrr My dad’s backyard had crawfish holes for so long I have no clue where they went They just stopped one day

@Mrsfairy_bread

8 ай бұрын

@@vaGAYbond.SAME

@nerdy_ghost27

8 ай бұрын

Never heard anything more true😂❤

@FROSTYMONKEY69

8 ай бұрын

You forgot about gumbo you always need to remember the gumbo and the fact that if you can’t cook, you’re not gonna get married

“Not enough oxegon” better than the other stereotype honestly for us

"Nonstop rain." That is so accurate 😂 Washingtonians 👇

As a Floridan, this is incredibly accurate- 💀

@MikeAftonsWife

8 ай бұрын

Real

@Kenny_925

8 ай бұрын

Fr tho

@that1chipotlelova

8 ай бұрын

SAMEE

@Vampshad3

8 ай бұрын

So real

@contentdeleted5703

8 ай бұрын

SO FR

He did Nevada dirty literally 😂

@ferntheinkling

8 ай бұрын

Fr 😭

@kayleesgem

8 ай бұрын

HE DID RHIDE ISLAND WRONG

@anayacoyaso3661

8 ай бұрын

I live in Nevada bro and I can confirm 😢

@autumndailyroblox

8 ай бұрын

100

@fabbiogames8292

8 ай бұрын

As a Marylander, speak for yourself..

big bean mirror is so true dude 😭

"What happens here? I have not a clue." is so true.

“Catfish” Ppl In Mississippi: THEY CAUGHT US TEAM WE GOTTA GO!

@amogussussy.4134

7 ай бұрын

as mississippi I can confirm that cat fish also crawf ish!

@lowkeyaves

7 ай бұрын

@@amogussussy.4134yes fr!!

@WlowowoKsoskowkow

7 ай бұрын

I’m from the state

"Bunch of master hunters and a bunch of mastur-" 💀

@ChikikoTheFloptropican

3 ай бұрын

Best vacation spot😊

@chocodraws5137

2 ай бұрын

Baiters!

@joseph3720j

2 ай бұрын

is there a lot of exhibitionist on Nevada?

As a Pennsylvanian “Broken bing bong” was just a hilarious because I feel like we are such a forgotten about state and everyone here has seasonal depression so yeah 😃! Just surviving over here

@SUNGN0M3

2 ай бұрын

We are forgotten about but atleast we have the one and only SHEETZ 😀😀😀

@RalphLaurenBloxburg

2 ай бұрын

@@SUNGN0M3 True that :D

‘’Bunch of corn and DEMOGORGENS’’ as a stranger things fan I love this line

As a Texan, that was so damn accurate 😭

@Texasiscoolorsmthidkiforgor

8 ай бұрын

YAAAAAAAAAAA

@Cinnamorollscientist

8 ай бұрын

Fr 💀

@Zip_hehee

8 ай бұрын

Fr fr 💀💀💀

@SeaaAngell

8 ай бұрын

As a New Mexican, yes, we have green chili sundaes. And yes, I came across a place called Baking Bread. (IT WAS A BAR NOT A BAKERY)

@lynnowen5578

8 ай бұрын

Fr I live in Texas

“Instead of water they got tea in every fountain” accurate 💯

@oliviaisnicole1835

8 ай бұрын

very! 👏🏽😩

@Andrewozi761

8 ай бұрын

Fr

@kaseymills5170

8 ай бұрын

Very

@hadleytgamer

8 ай бұрын

Frfr

@elenjulia8271

8 ай бұрын

Now I know that if I ever go to the US, it will be south carolina

Florida:Apple store that spawns girls,stanley water bottles and iPhones 📱

honestly, it might just be me but I feel disrespected when my state gets a tiny one word mention lol

As a Michigander I can confirm we are all shaped like gloves

@ismttt

8 ай бұрын

I can also confirm this

@Deotteiun01

8 ай бұрын

Fellow Michigander here and I can also confirm

@iAmMighty-Frieza

8 ай бұрын

🧤

@Ceciisgamer

8 ай бұрын

yes

@Vmb1313

8 ай бұрын

Ture

“Colonizer mountain” I’m ☠️💀

@bella_ciao4608

6 ай бұрын

Funniest line easily

@capybaraandwatermelonenjoy8208

5 ай бұрын

We just learned about the history of mt Rushmore in science it’s so fucked up lmao

@idkanymore1298

5 ай бұрын

Ay they deserve a mountain fo all the work they put in 🙏

@capybaraandwatermelonenjoy8208

5 ай бұрын

yeah but that mountain was already a sacred site for the natives they could have used a different mountain@@idkanymore1298

@BlackRoyalty-hh8tb

5 ай бұрын

⁠@@idkanymore1298yeah all that colonizing 😒

This Guy:🤓 the States:🗿

"crawfish in the yard" accurate 🤣

“Hippie forest rainfall…” got me dead 💀💀

@TalonOfDragon

5 ай бұрын

And he ain't wrong 😂

@bentlybobbbbb5662

5 ай бұрын

It's accurate I live there

@sketchnotes2246

5 ай бұрын

Oregonian here, can confirm that that's pretty accurate!

@overratedname7029

5 ай бұрын

Yeah I also live there and it be like that fr

@mayb3192

4 ай бұрын

W-WE GOT GRAVITY FALLS!

As someone from Maine, I’ve never seen a lighthouse, but I can confirm they are here somewhere

@margthemenacing7164

8 ай бұрын

if you live further north or inland, that makes a lot of sense. If you go to Bar Harbor or Portland (or any coastal part of Maine, really) you can see a ton -A fellow Mainer

@DuhC0mmunity

8 ай бұрын

Same

@Rednecktester

8 ай бұрын

As a fellow Mainer a have never seen one close

@user-pb4ny8ru7j

8 ай бұрын

Lol there is lighthouses….. EVERYWHERE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

SC HERE: “Instead of water, they got sweet tea in every fountain” ⛲️ SING IT BABY! ❤ 🎶

we need more songs with this melody

I love how Travis Kelce is our entire identity now 🙃

@Mae_outfits

8 ай бұрын

Fr

@allythebubble1123

8 ай бұрын

I mean at least we’re not nothing😂🥲🙃

@I.loveee_someonee

8 ай бұрын

Fr tho

@Infinite_the_Jackal_real

8 ай бұрын

Us kansasans

@Lizziegurl209

8 ай бұрын

​@@Infinite_the_Jackal_realMISSOURIANS, are u tryna start a war??? 😂

"Lighthouses. Neat" best way to describe where I live hands down 😂

@justseanyt

8 ай бұрын

I was disappointed he didn't roast us though 😂

@RockieRhode

8 ай бұрын

@@justseanyt youre right 😂

@asafacelego8899

8 ай бұрын

We only have light houses and lobsters here n Maine

@asafacelego8899

8 ай бұрын

@@justseanyt it was a joke

@asafacelego8899

8 ай бұрын

@@justseanyt cool

“Steam room that spawn COVID Karen’s and Gators” As a Floridian I’ve run into so many Karens and see gators almost every scons

“Hey bozo look out I’m walking here” was fire🔥

“Where Taylor’s man plays ball” had me screaming 😂

@Melaniemartinezstan143

8 ай бұрын

Lol same you from. Missouri

@Drayton226

8 ай бұрын

Dang I'm from Missouri so are we lucky because we have the famous Taylor Swift cuz I mean I live in Kansas City so

@Melaniemartinezstan143

8 ай бұрын

@@Drayton226 lol my cousin lives there 😃

@Drayton226

8 ай бұрын

@@Melaniemartinezstan143 oh cool

@Drayton226

8 ай бұрын

​@kathyaragon1263 yeah a lot of people live here we have a population of 508,000 people

"Ey bozo,watch out,I'm walkin' here!"got me dying on the floor😂😂😂 Thx for the likes

@rebelourhell

8 ай бұрын

BRO SAME 💀

Honestly you are such a gifted writer, like I know it’s fun and games but this type of writing is truly skillful and impressive!

Bro basically roasted every single American

"Hey bozo, look out I'm walking here!" 😂

@Director_Mylob44

8 ай бұрын

Literally New Yorkers are the devil

@pleasegoimoved

8 ай бұрын

I’m in New York and I don’t think that’s a insult

@Director_Mylob44

8 ай бұрын

@@pleasegoimoved omg a New Yorker, please don’t rob me

@pleasegoimoved

8 ай бұрын

@@Director_Mylob44 I won’t melon

@Katsuki-Bakugou2000

8 ай бұрын

@@pleasegoimoved I'm not saying that's an insult. I'm just saying I find that funny.

as a texan you beautifully represented texas

@BlackCat-mq5sb

8 ай бұрын

As a Texan, I concur.

@Texasiscoolorsmthidkiforgor

8 ай бұрын

YESSS

@PlayerRBLX_

8 ай бұрын

@@BlackCat-mq5sbnah it’s pretty much a metropolitan state, unless you live in like, sinton or something

@ArchoDarko

8 ай бұрын

as a texan this is very true

@user-he9sn9xo1k

8 ай бұрын

yes!

“Nonstop rain” Yeah that checks out

Instead of water they got tea in every fountain 🤣💀💀☠️☠️☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

WA: Non-stop rain. *THAT’S SO TRUE.*

@i69420

7 ай бұрын

G perm is better

@koreyofps

7 ай бұрын

I went outside, and found out my backyard had become a swamp.

@alexandmatthewgaming1196

7 ай бұрын

H perm is pll

@porkchops4705

7 ай бұрын

NO ITS NOT 😭 everyone's forgetting about eastern Washington which is literally a desert

@DTTheKnight

7 ай бұрын

​@@porkchops4705Not quite a desert but yeah everyone's forgetting about us eastern Washington people

As someone who is from Iowa, I can confirm I have no clue what happens here.

@Symm13

8 ай бұрын

Same bro

@Derlysamp

8 ай бұрын

We grow corn

@Kate11-fb1bq

8 ай бұрын

Same😭

@josemeija4703

8 ай бұрын

As someone from Arizona I can confirm it does feel like where inside an oven but it depends on where you are cuz if your in norther arizona it cold but it your in souther or western arizona its realllyllylyylylylylylyltltl hot.

@MacKenzieRH2

8 ай бұрын

@@DerlysampI am from Iowa and I can confirm most of Iowa is corn fields.

" haunted annabelle doll" HELP LOL

“Where you from?” “Oh I’m from broken bing bong”