50 - Capital Campaign
Комедия
July 15, 2014 - The Night Vale Community College begins a capital campaign to fund a new science center. Tourniquet hires a new sous chef, inauguration day for the new mayor, and an update from the otherworld desert.
This episode was co-written with Ashley Lierman.
Weather: "Ghost Story" by Charming Disaster (charmingdisaster.bandcamp.com)
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Пікірлер: 260
"Science, I Beleive, is VERY important" Yeah you would, Cecil. . .
@iliketoeatbatteries8122
3 жыл бұрын
He’s very into science lately
@morbidcurio1667
3 жыл бұрын
neat!
@broblerone413
Жыл бұрын
he just thinks it's neat
god, the way he says "scientists are always fine" sounds like he's just trying to reassure himself with Carlos' past words. ouch.
@maggie-nw5jl
7 жыл бұрын
also... "ben burnham" my bo burnham obsession forced me to add this shh
@ugsskywatchermckenzie4319
5 жыл бұрын
oof
"No one knows exactly where Hidden Gorge is, which is how it got it's name... 'Gorge'." That was a perfect example of setting up an expectation and then immediately shattering it. This show has some of the purest jokes and I love it.
@yeet1081
3 жыл бұрын
i read this exactly as i got to that moment
@ginniegill1026
Жыл бұрын
I was just about to comment about that 😂
Dana the intern who lived
@meganthehero2383
6 жыл бұрын
Akira_Vargas The only one
@spaceynerd9956
6 жыл бұрын
Akira_Vargas : l
@Hannah-gh4by
6 жыл бұрын
MeganTheHero No, Cecil was an intern, remember?
@kevinlittle9269
5 жыл бұрын
Cecil lived when he was an intern
@bonniereedy1950
4 жыл бұрын
And Maureen
can you imagine cecil listening to the weather, and trying not to cry?
@kati8336
4 жыл бұрын
i mean now that ive read this im picturing that and now im the one trying not to cry
@avalonbrown8667
3 жыл бұрын
I'm 3 years late but this comment should be illegal.
@rawtoast_playz1234
2 жыл бұрын
im 4 years late but this comment and another where it was 'i hope someone hugs cecil when hes not on air' and now i am crying-
@broblerone413
Жыл бұрын
i'm 5 years late but this comment broke into my house and murdered me
@tommorrison1414
Жыл бұрын
Cecil's trust in Carlos gives me hope.
"I tried to get a reservation- For... for one, of course." I know, we miss him too.
Cecil no, he is not a hero. He is a scientist. GET IT THE HECK RIGHT
@jordanmchighlander9365
Жыл бұрын
To be fair, he didn't hear that interaction.
I miss Carlos. I'm sure he can find a way out of that otherworld desert. He is a scientist after all.
As a rabbit owner, I can verify that this is completely normal rabbit behavior. Mine frequently engage in such activities.
@TealCheetah
8 жыл бұрын
+theWeaverofTales Right? Such evil little monsters.
@ancalabond8703
8 жыл бұрын
+Lilly Dragon THEY AREN'T JUST CUTE LIKE EVERYBODY SUPPOSES! THEY'VE GOT THEM FLOPPY EARS AND TWITCHY LITTLE NOSES!
@wolfjack5802
8 жыл бұрын
+theWeaverofTales Including the illegal drinking?
@theWeaverofTales
8 жыл бұрын
Wolf Jack Yeah, it's a terrible problem among rabbits ):
@nochill1233
6 жыл бұрын
Accurate
"Scientist are always.. Fine" AYYYYY CECIL
the killer rabbit from Monty Python got a degree in physiology, it's why he always goes for the neck.
@fruitygarlic3601
5 жыл бұрын
Just another reason why education is important - even for those of the non-human variety.
@broblerone413
Жыл бұрын
@@fruitygarlic3601 gotta know the best way to intimidate and kill people
When Cecil says that scientist are always fine it sounds like he's trying to convince himself of that and it's just so sad
The weather is literally about Carlos and Cecil. 😔
@LuciferPatronGod
7 жыл бұрын
I noticed that 3: it made me really sad, I didn't notice when I listened to it the first time
"The Rabbits have been removed, and re-donated to the Night Vale Petting Zoo. This worked out well since until today the Night Vale Petting Zoo has only ever housed emaciated wolves. But now, thanks to Mr. Burnham's donation on behalf of Mrs. Wickersham of nearly 8,000 cuddly rabbits, Those Wolves will not be hungry again for months!"
@zanakanishi
9 жыл бұрын
Oh nice, you listened to it too! Congratulations.
@jedh3721
9 жыл бұрын
Oh wow. You noticed that I listened to it as opposed to psychically divining it ahead of time. Congratulations on being a monumental douche.
@zanakanishi
9 жыл бұрын
Joseph Huckaby No problem sir, if you need anything just say my name, it will work every time. Trust me, I'm from the internet.
I like how the Weather always seems to reflect Cecil's feelings or the happenings in Night Vale
@LoL12kricki
7 жыл бұрын
Cecil goes through a scenephace and only plays metal/emo resulting in everything going to shit
@broblerone413
Жыл бұрын
i can imagine someone in night vale waiting for a bus in the rain and listening to the radio and then The Bus Is Late starts playing
@Cretaceous_goose
Жыл бұрын
@@broblerone413 Same. But I think it would be one of the least weird things to happen there lol
Aww! I can just imagine Cecil getting a bunch of cocerned messages from the town. Poor Carlos. T^T
I can imagine Carlos listening to Cecil's radio show every day while he's stuck in the desert just to hear Cecil's voice.
@broblerone413
Жыл бұрын
AWW I LOVE THIS IDEA
This weather is so perfect for Cecil and Carlos I was not prepared
@sycamoreman9625
6 жыл бұрын
eh more or less
"Night Vale is a community that fears education" but wait, isn't that all of the US?
@mu1288
8 жыл бұрын
+TokiK Havok teehee
@mu1288
8 жыл бұрын
***** WE ARE NIGHT VALE!
@metaloverload7374
6 жыл бұрын
EHXKOR Feeling edgy I see.
@jasminehendrix1558
5 жыл бұрын
Not me
@tidalrose26
4 жыл бұрын
EHXKOR shotsfired
When Cecil said “‘my boyfriend is a hero”, I broke down into tears
"Eat your diplomas-" Luckily mine has to arrive in the mail, they send it out after graduation-
I love how cute and chill this episode is, after all the events that have taken place in the previous episodes
Am I the only person who is really, REALLY upset that Carlos is still trapped in the dessert? It make me cry... ;-;
@ThatLuckySkyKid
8 жыл бұрын
no I almost cry but I cryed on the inside
@youtubepoop1225
8 жыл бұрын
+Nerd InCosplay I agree with these two comments. I need him back aUGH.
@trashedeggnog3858
7 жыл бұрын
Molly O'Barr SAMEEE ((it seems like we're more upset then cecil))
@MS-zj2mk
7 жыл бұрын
Molly O'Barr poor Carlos....trapped in that ice cream.....
@spaceynerd9956
6 жыл бұрын
Molly O'Barr NO YOU ARE NOT
Little did the Night Vale Petting Zoo know that the rabbits were carnivorous, and highly susceptible to rabies.
@mars6038
9 жыл бұрын
XD
@SecondClass1
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm more worried for the wolves honestly
I imagine that while Carlos is stuck in the otherworldly plane, Cecil sometimes goes to the Arby's where they had their first date and he sits in the same table, imagining Carlos is in front of him like that night, and then gets sad because he's not there.
"Rabbits are not what they seem"
the weather has to be one of my all time favorites. but nothing can top waiting for the bus in the rain! :D
@chaotic_enby2625
6 жыл бұрын
WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN IN THE RAIN WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN
@aluminiumcan8566
5 жыл бұрын
Dont forget about : I spent ten whole days in Jerusalem Oooooh Jerusalem Sweet Jerusalem And all i ate was olives Nothing but olives Mountains of olives It was a good ten days I like olives
@plxnetastro
5 жыл бұрын
@@aluminiumcan8566 WHAT WAS THAT EPISODE FROM I FORGOT
@Yohannai
4 жыл бұрын
@@plxnetastro Don't remember the number of the episode but the song is Jerusalem by Dan Bern
@broblerone413
Жыл бұрын
i love this one, You & I Belong, and The Bus Is Late
The little chuckle as he says "and, apparently, a *mountain*". Love it. Cecil Palmer is my favorite, and Cecil Baldwin is such a good actor.
Hiram and Faceless Old Woman filing for recounts hits differently in 2020.
i remember when i first started listening to WTNV and i could listen to it all in one afternoon. And now when i binge there's so much more and it makes me so happy
A speaking Sheriff Secret Police person? Nah, that's definitely another imposter.
"I remind you he is a hero" that's ok, I didn't need my heart.
I am surprised that after dealing with StrexCorp Night Vale had to deal with the raving rabbids from Ubisoft. Those rabbits are like dudebros. Also, I am happy that Night Vale's education system is motivating students to study science. Astronomy rocks!
@Sitaramin
7 жыл бұрын
Arturo Reyes Cortez No, Geology rocks.
@Speckaboo
4 жыл бұрын
@@Sitaramin That joke was both amazing and horrible and you're gonna be fed to the rabbits as an honorary sacrifice for the Nightvale community
@broblerone413
Жыл бұрын
@@Sitaramin geology rocks, but astronomy's out of this world
I love how defensive of Carlos Cecil is. It's adorable. (5:49)
Knowledge may be terrible, but we can only prefer it to ignorance- wow that gave me chills
"Very few ever survive Boy Scout Courts of Honor" As a boy scout, can confirm. Those pins are deadly
Simone Rigadeau remembers the alternate Night Vale where Nulogorsk was nuked
@toomany_bones
2 ай бұрын
Huh. Might have to realisten to epoisode 40, this is interesting
Can someone make a Cecilos CMV to this weather? *PLEASE*
@guppygills4559
3 жыл бұрын
I might try,,, I’ll update you if I do c:
@a.b.6689
3 жыл бұрын
@@guppygills4559 your update is waited for.
My favorite weather so far. I wasn't ready for it, though, it tore me up.
As a former rabbit owner, that is frighteningly accurate.
Dana Is the Intern Who Lived
@merasmurry1460
4 жыл бұрын
the intern who drank the orange juice and faded out of reality lived. also cecil was an intern once.
Cecil and Carlos make me so happy
was anyone else happy that Kevin disappeared in the last episode?
@toomany_bones
2 ай бұрын
Well I'm not😔
finally got to season three it took me a year (new years joke as this is 1/1/2017) ! i started this.... 4 days ago?
@mariahdean8362
7 жыл бұрын
Aquavenn same. only I started about a week ago
@plxnetastro
5 жыл бұрын
It took me like 10 days..i could have done it faster if it wasn't for school
@cca1834
4 жыл бұрын
welcome to day 3 of me listening continuously and obsessively to night vale, while I question my own sanity and realize that I, in fact, have no self-control
@izzybean9737
4 жыл бұрын
Literally I've gotten this far in about 3 days we are literally binge gods right now
@oliviaberra
3 жыл бұрын
Lol same
"Now the rabbits are being donated to the petting zoo, which until jow only housed emaciated wolves." Awww! "Now the wolves will never be hungry again." .... Awwww?
Has anyone else noticed that the new restaurant is called "Tourniquet" and a tourniquet is something tied above a wound to keep the blood loss down?
I've finally made it to Year 3! It's taken me half year or more to get here! Due to a lot of losing track of what episode I was on, re-listening to many episodes unsure if I've heard it before and not having time to listen. But i'm finally here..
@jamesunsworth619
7 жыл бұрын
This really put into perspective the fact that I got to year 3 in 1 day... Oops
@vriskaserkettheif_of_light
7 жыл бұрын
8 has 8een less than a week and i can only listen to 8 at school
@punkcrocs7836
7 жыл бұрын
Anonymous Candle I got here in a month (while still doing school finals and all), hopefully I can catch up alot more because of summer break
@aaronoliver9075
7 жыл бұрын
2 weeks
@annaapplesauce8394
6 жыл бұрын
It's been 5 days
Do NOT pee in this pool. The sharks can smell it.
@KhepriProd
8 жыл бұрын
Lol ur comments are the best
@MunchkinJax
8 жыл бұрын
New headcannon: You are the sheriff of night vale
@Drace90
8 жыл бұрын
Munchkin Jax I am legally obliged to deny that.
@sycamoreman9625
6 жыл бұрын
we know
I love the Weather especially this episode.
The weather is so Night vale 😂😂😂
The weather song sounds like Carlos and Cecil relationship where Carlos disappear
@harrypotterfantng
5 жыл бұрын
i thought the same!
he's so proud of his boyfriend
The weather for this episode is my absolute favorite. (Next to The Bus is Late, of course.)
I actually know someone with the last name Wickersham. they don't seem the type who would have a female relative that would bombard a college with rabbits.
I SWEAR I SAW THE EYE BLINK
@harrystyles705
8 жыл бұрын
When?
@irradiatedslagheap7933
8 жыл бұрын
It was towards the beginning. I looked back a few times and didn't see a thing. I might need to take a break for a few days...
@brookevangelderen704
5 жыл бұрын
@@irradiatedslagheap7933 No it's just that the eye was blinking to refuel it's never ending shadow over our lives. Don't worry, It usually only kills future soulmates and cries dead leaves when you disappointed your expectations of yourself.
@a.b.6689
3 жыл бұрын
‽
My favorite Canadian baseball team is the Asbestos Dry Coughs. I really hope they make it to the playoffs this year, but it's not looking very good. They had some problems with their bullpen, but they didn't catch it until it spread to the dugout.
When Cecil said "the Mayoral Swearing-In Ceremony" I understood it to be a ceremony where everyone's speeches were laced with expletives. Although perhaps not the intended implication, I do believe it fits well regardless and I consider it to be headcanon.
I love turning on random episodes of Welcome to Night Vale while doing boring chores. The Weather makes doing the dishes much better. Also, I think Night Vale's rabbits have been teaching my local squirrels. One opened the lid on my bird feeder and climbed inside to eat.
i was not ready for the weather
I thought scientists were only comedians....
18:11 Tsk. Rabbits aren't rodents, they're lagomorphs.
@KlausDieFuchs
8 жыл бұрын
Spotted the furry
@cyberdefender2786
8 жыл бұрын
or, you know, animal lover, rabbit owner, etc
@runicspyder
7 жыл бұрын
+oORiptideOo because rabbits don't eat you XD
@wyrmeleon2002
6 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly!
@RandomPerson-oh6nj
6 жыл бұрын
klaus knechtel Lame joke, and they could've just seen that episode of Phineas and Ferb.
Okay Nightvale. Way to be too creepy. I was listening to this as I was doing other things, I was absentmindedly bouncing around frequently visited sights and typed gi in chrome to jump to gif sounds. But it brings me to a gif of a couch being shredded (in reverse) to the how its made theme. This is how I usually get to the sight, but there is a problem with this, It always go there so the how its made theme is slowly getting to be annoying. To avoid this I usually click a link to another gifsound randomly or choose to head to the main page. While listening I clicked one named: "JERMS BERHND" and as the radio host began to say: "continued the committee member as a brass band some were else in the world-" he was cut off by a the suddenly sound of brass instruments blaring the James Bond theme played over my PC. Now I would normally ask what the odds of such a cosmic event occurring are but since they happend its clearly 100%. Good job on breaking the universe Nightvale. Good job...
@steampoweredpines3485
7 жыл бұрын
omg i was reading you comment and right when i read then thing about brass and cecil said it as i read it
@ShadowAxon
7 жыл бұрын
I think we came upon a time anomaly.One of those Glitch in the Matrix sort of things
Rabbits are not what they seem...
This was so long ago, but I still get excited everytime he says that they're coming to Copenhagen.
I’ve listened to this weather a bunch of times before I I shouted “WOW!” When I heard it. My mom is concerned
I'm sure sad for Carlos but Cecil seems like the optimist one, plus he can call Carlos and text him wherever and whenever he wants so I don't think he will ever cry or feel lonely unless carlos don't respond or just don't get back... I mean I'm really glad to not here Cecil all depressed! Stay optimistic baby 😭!! But *I* can cry 😭
I'm few years late, but I really hope someone was hugging Cecil when he wasn't on air
I miss Carlos :( Glad the wolves got a happy ending though. Have a great day :)
The best podcast ever
I love how we all call it "the weather" and not *[REDACTED]*
Is it bad I have a sinking feeling about Dana.....I mean...she did not want us for fight for Night Vale....I wonder why?
@smol_chilli_pepper
8 жыл бұрын
hmmmm you have a point
@zym5435
7 жыл бұрын
Good point, but I think she just was scared. Nightvale has a high enough mortality rate as it is, and as the Smiling God along with Strexcorp have at very least been implied to be capable of brainwashing, and as she had already rounded up an army of masked soldiers and angels, she didn't want to risk the lives of innocent citizens, or risking them turning over to the side of Strexcorp. She probably only would have wanted Night Vale citizens to fight as a very last resort. Tamika's strategy, on the other hand, was to go at Strexcorp right away with everything they had. Certainly not a bad strategy, as there is power in numbers, but not one that wouldn't chance risking a few lives, _including_ Dana's mother and brother. Then again, I haven't seen any episodes after this, so I could be completely wrong about this, of course.
@atillafiliz6591
3 жыл бұрын
She probably thought the combined power of Erikas and masked giant warriors were enough to defeat the violent corporate executives. And they were more qualified to do the job as well.
The weather's quite nice
“Beep boop beep boop free healthcare for everyone beep boop beep boop beep boop I’m a robot” this is my favorite line so far
you can tell you've become a citizen of Night Vale when you hear that there was no one in the house except for a tree lizard and then immediately being like "that's her. that's mrs. sylvia wickersham" without the slightest bit of doubt
The weather today was so sweet❤
4:30 Hey, I'm learning Astronomy!
What's wrong with astronomy? I love astronomy!
i will never get over the hidden gorge joke it's SO funny
NightVale lowkey sounds like Mexico
@sleepyboii172
Жыл бұрын
It’s somewhere in southwest US so pretty close
awwwwwwww cecil must be crying at this goddamn weater :( you know i was....
As a rabbit owner,,, they are indeed,, menaces (but i love her with my heart soul)
Lagomorphs, not rodents.
@TheLilacButterfly
5 жыл бұрын
Night Vale, not normality.
@Speckaboo
4 жыл бұрын
Arachnids, not dinosaurs.
The weather made me sad
(2/6/21 3:10 PM) Today's weather screams Cecilos
as an owner of a rabbit, i support Cecil's claim that all rabbits are a menace
Weather be hitting just a bit harder than comfortable since recent events..
They came to Denver AAAHHH!!!!
I think Gotham citizens react to Bruce Wayne's donations in the same way Night Vale citizens react to Wickersham's donations.
s Leshawn Mason a cover for the last Shawn?
This episode has both my favorite welcome and my favorite weather 😃
RABBITS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM
Awww man you guys were in MKE last year...and I only just now started listening to the show...sad days.
@shanesullivan460
9 жыл бұрын
Ditto! ...Unless, by "MKE", you mean South Korea's now-defunct Ministry of Knowledge Economy. In that case, not ditto.
@cstereo4942
9 жыл бұрын
Tickets r probably sold out by now, but there is a mke show October 8th.
I don't remember this episode at all but the weather is extremely familiar. I can't imagine hearing it anywhere else so either I forgot listening to the episode or the song reminds me of another. Either way, it's a goodun.
Everyone talking about Carlos but I'm curious about the symbolism behind rabbits in that episode.
dammit they asked for money donations not bunny donations
Half of this episode is there are rabbits in the community college and the other half is Cecil trying to convince himself that everything is fine without Carlos. I love it but it makes me sad.
Rabbits are not what they seem to be Welcome to Night Vale
Table for *One*
So, rabbits are rodents in Nightvale?
@KarenElizDesigns
9 жыл бұрын
Lily Archer Just like in real life. Disgusting, poop-eating rodents.
@lilyarcher8351
9 жыл бұрын
Um, no... technically they are lagomorphs. Different tooth structure and always herbivores. They're pretty close, but scientifically speaking they're not the same thing. Granted, Night Vale rabbits may be omnivores with rodent-teeth, and if they aren't Carlos [thanks for catching me Gold Mewtwo] and his team are probably the only ones in town to care about the distinction. ;)
@KhepriProd
8 жыл бұрын
+Lily Archer Carl? His name is Carlos
@KhepriProd
8 жыл бұрын
Use the right name!!
@KhepriProd
8 жыл бұрын
That is one of my pet peeves
Ah ... so this is why Anya is afraid of bunnies.