Did you guys notice that through the years Kris became very comfortable with her audience. And now she treats us like her bestfriends. (Almost) ❤

@kallmekris

Жыл бұрын

🥹❤️ love you guyzzzz

@sadvibes2608

Жыл бұрын

@@kallmekris we love you too kris!! ❤

@buckiesmalls

Жыл бұрын

Yet no "personal" compliment in this one. 😔

@wobawoba_boba

Жыл бұрын

@Jack Wrath WTF IS THAT edit: false alarm go back to your business

@thejacksquatch1992

Жыл бұрын

I like to think everyone here thinks of her as a bestie as well 🥰

4:40 five minute crafts: “write that down write that down!!!”

@smiley_kylie_125

2 ай бұрын

😅

@jessie-leelaurie2863

2 ай бұрын

Yes queen

4:00 back when Kris cared about Pete and didn't constantly beat the shit out of him for fun 😃

@GippeumMin

6 ай бұрын

Kinda miss that time❤

@StrawberryPavlova1

3 ай бұрын

Can someone please tell me what happened between them? Long-term fan here but still haven't gotten the answer to that one! 😂

Kris- Five mintues craft doesn’t give us five mintues crafts it gives us 10 years of therapy for not thinking I am good enough at doing certain tasks! 2:52 😂 She cheers our mood up!

The only reason we endure the headache in this show is because your reacting to it Kris. By the way, I like the intro Capt. Kris Sparrow! 😆

@fireruby1882

Жыл бұрын

*you’re. But I agree

@fredwilliamson1898

Жыл бұрын

@@fireruby1882 rlly no one uses good grammar any more. I bet you dont even abbreviate

@kaisayshey

Жыл бұрын

Ur mom No Your mom.

@kaisayshey

Жыл бұрын

@@fredwilliamson1898 🫵 True

@mhodgdon9802

Жыл бұрын

Exactly! She's so good with accents and imitations!

“5 minute crafts didn’t give me 5 minute crafts they gave me ten years of therapy” kris is representing all of us rn Edit: Omg I’ve never gotten this many likes before thank you guys!

@avaisakovski3393

Жыл бұрын

Period

@ShadowF8te

Жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo the answer is 4

@Bashteur

Жыл бұрын

*kris

@Sinx-Ce

Жыл бұрын

Goddamn so many bots

@ShadowF8te

Жыл бұрын

@@Sinx-Ce ong

kris is my safe place like if i feel down or sad she just she makes my day so much better she saved my life honestly 💗💗

9:45 Watermelon rind is SO DELISHOUS!!

I would love to see her characters react to 5-min Crafts. I can already hear them in this video. I love it

@Sayorisnoose69

Жыл бұрын

Frrrr

@7Pickles

Жыл бұрын

Yes that would be great

@samsprrr3548

Жыл бұрын

Could you just imagine nona saying how rubbish 5 minute crafts is.

@jessroe9232

Жыл бұрын

@@samsprrr3548 or Katrina

@bunnypatch7858

Жыл бұрын

Omg that's suck a great idea

When did 5 minute crafts go off the rails??😂 it’s absolutely ridiculous now 😂 but I’m glad they have because Kris is hilarious 🤣 they’re my favorite reactions ❤

@Olicia88

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if now they're just trying to come up with most ridiculous crafts and see if people still think they're serious. Seriously I feel like 5 min crafts are making parody of themselves creating this "crafts".

@SievertSchreiber

Жыл бұрын

@@Olicia88 true that

@ruby_t08

Жыл бұрын

Was it ever on the rails

@crocs6537

Жыл бұрын

i remember watching it when i was younger and taking it seriously 😭😭

@letitiagolden-brown7154

Жыл бұрын

Yessss soooooo true

The fact that you know Bullshlaka has elevated you above pretty much every other content creator on KZread.

@mathpunksimp4100

Жыл бұрын

I speak Russian and i dont know what is it

@svarthofde2492

Жыл бұрын

@@mathpunksimp4100 That's because you don't speak half Australian and half Tibetan

@oriondemetrios

Жыл бұрын

@@svarthofde2492 Half Mount Everest **

Kris I think you're keeping me out of the hospital right now. Literally. My anxiety has been the worst it's ever been and your videos are keeping me level. I really hate my brain sometimes.

0:19 “It’s been a minute” You mean 5 minutes… me just sitting in my room laughing way too hard at my own joke! Love your videos Kris!

@hannah.770

Жыл бұрын

Me not wanting to like your comment bc it's at 90 likes

@saraxx948

Жыл бұрын

@@hannah.770 i made it 105, satisfying

@REDpol100

Жыл бұрын

It was 124 but I made it 125

@caitlynstewart6995

Жыл бұрын

I made it 131 it hurt me but I wanted to like lol

@user-yw6xj6ry1h

11 ай бұрын

Honestly I would have laughed that much.

(6:35) my mom's name is stephanie and has an unhappy marriage and i was so taken aback when you said that 😂

4:52 Every muscle in my body just flinched and I have goosebumps everywhere...🥲

@La_aJ

Жыл бұрын

I got goosebumps in places where even my hands can’t reach 💀

Kris never fails to make us laugh 🫶🫶

@KimberlyCastroVallejo

10 ай бұрын

😊😊😂😂❤❤❤

Her Jack Sparrow impression was literally so so so good. She always makes my day and makes me laugh so much. (Edit: WOW i didn’t think this would get that many likes! Thank you!)

@landynrorabaugh1233

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@biancagasparini8490

Жыл бұрын

Yea it was SPOT ON

@PsychGirlRaven

Жыл бұрын

It was actually really bad. I couldn’t tell who it was suppose to be for a bit. It’s the I my thing I’ve seen her do that i thought needed improvement. I’m sure her talent scout agrees. Oh well Can’t win them all.

@denkikaminari5612

Жыл бұрын

@@PsychGirlRaven how could you not notice because I did straight away and it was actually amazing I would like to see you do better

@phoebebaker9665

Жыл бұрын

Liked it. 616.

On multiple levels, I should not have had a full-on bite of chili in my mouth during Kris' toilet seat table commentary. 😂

Has anyone ever mentioned how beautiful your eyes are, Kris? Not saying it to be weird, you really are super pretty. Inside and out ❤️

@StevenMccandless-vt5ik

Жыл бұрын

DID you copy what the user : naked ninjas thing he said about Kris having pretty eyes?

@the.real.free_wcue

Жыл бұрын

​@@StevenMccandless-vt5ik no they did not plus they don't know who the fuck that is

@ecstaticwooper368

10 ай бұрын

@@StevenMccandless-vt5ik Alternatively, there are just two commenters who happened to have the same opinion. Crazy, I know.

@Rvnge-lt2rc

10 ай бұрын

@@StevenMccandless-vt5ik Yeaahh, I've gotta agree with EcstaticWooper on this. I hardly read the rest of the comments before putting this one, cause when a thought comes to mind I say it without checking. Lol, my bad

She’s Canadian but it’s almost like she’s just Russian 😂❤😂

hiya kris, I’m going back to school tomorrow and actually so anxious, but seeing this is a relief! you always make me feel better, love you lots!!

@celistique

Жыл бұрын

bots are in ur comment section

@Sinx-Ce

Жыл бұрын

4 fucking bots in the replys

@Luminescent_Animations

Жыл бұрын

Was expecting you to say something like "and these 5 minute crafts have made me more anxious, so thanks" lol Jokes aside, hope school goes well for you! I'm also anxious about school

@Addie53107

Жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo too late :(

@i_am_homeless

Жыл бұрын

@Jack Wrath and even if its not a troll the video isn't "funny footage"😤

15 SECONDS. I BLOODY SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YOUR FACE ON MY PHONE. I'VE BEEN TERRIBLY SICK THE WHOLE DAY, YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE, I LOVE YOU KRIS!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

6:56 I feel called out i always carry a lighter 😭

I love how kris gets excited over duct tape. It’s truly a useful invention.

Me and my sister watched 5 minutes crafts because our mother wanted to have some bonding time with us. We had no idea why nothing made sense but my mom believes anything and everything so she did the crafts. It was entertaining to watch and we had a good laugh. BTW love your vids!

@qiivuu602

Жыл бұрын

@@Instabruh.User.. I am concerned for your well being.

@artistgirl1776

Жыл бұрын

@@Instabruh.User.. WTF

@SquaulDuNeant

Жыл бұрын

@@qiivuu602 I hope you are without anyform of sequel tho and that your mom is cured x') . "Old" people fall to often into bullshit to be honest it's really depressing.

@qiivuu602

Жыл бұрын

@@SquaulDuNeant Pardon?

@thestarsailor972

Жыл бұрын

@@qiivuu602 I am here to inform you of bots

I love that 5 Minute Crafts has made the transition to a 5 Minute Crafts parody channel. Pretty much the best thing the 2020s have had to offer.

@quekdamien

Жыл бұрын

Too funny

2:02 we gonna ignore the fact resin takes way longer then 5 minutes to dry?😂

@KitterKat2763

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it can take DAYS sometimes to dry. Especially if you don't have a warm place to put it

@hyliandragongaming

Жыл бұрын

I think there’s a special kind of resin that dries in minutes with a UV light.

2:14 plot twist: Kris was a serial killer in a past life

I love how this channel started out as a cute little family friendly reaction channel and has just gotten consistently more chaotic over the years. The level of madness that it has reached is amazing. Good work Kris 👍

3:57 justice for pete 😭

4:47 that's why i say we both are just the same person living in different bodies 😂

Your jack sparrow impression was SPOT ON! Literally ❤ you Kris

Wow never noticed kris's eyes are so beautiful, and steel-blue colored before. It's like you almost can't see her iris at all. Thanks for that ultra close up!

@swyou2019

Жыл бұрын

I thought those were lenses lol

That Jack sparrow impersonating was brilliant! You make every ones day better

Kris you are legitimately my comfort youtuber.The way you give us a compliment everytime we start the jokes, everything has really helped when I'm down.Thank you so much

Your reaction to the inverse spoon had me choking on my pizza, thanks Kris.🤣

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, kris and five minute crafts are like the perfect therapy session 😂

Hi, Kris, I've been really upset recently as my nan passed away yesterday and I was actually there sitting next to her when she passed. It's been really tough but watching this video has really cheered me up. I know you probably won't see this comment but I just wanted to thank you for always being here to make your viewers laugh when they're going through it < 3

@charliekat7472

Жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss

@muriel5826

Жыл бұрын

I’m so sorry for your loss. It was probably very hard for you to witness that but I’m sure she was comforted by your presence.

@ameliarose8822

Жыл бұрын

@@muriel5826 thank you. yeah, it was. And it definitely did

@charliekat7472

Жыл бұрын

@Cayla Pelt your right but I’m gonna be nice 👍

@ameliarose8822

Жыл бұрын

@@caylapelt seriously??

3:21 "oh no the 'bright' is so 'light" 😂😂🤣🤣 AND THE WHEN SHE SAYS DUCK TAPE AFTER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

3:25 THAT JUMPSCARE THOO 💀 (She said DUCT TAPE?!)

7:15 the irony of using a hot iron to heat food

@rainbowsprinkles18

Жыл бұрын

The- iron-y

9:59 I'm dying 😂😂😂

@horselover2006

Жыл бұрын

Ikr 😂

@lemongal8724

Жыл бұрын

Rëeeeee

@Stupid_LMK_Fan-vf9hw

3 күн бұрын

I think Kris has watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure... Because, I mean... WRYYYYYYY!

@kitkatzoey1222

2 күн бұрын

RÆEEEEƏ

Frankly, after being forced to cook my eggs in microwave and sometimes in the electric kettle during my travels, the iron hack doesn't seem too outrageous :P wishing you all the best Kris. Your eyes are just crazy beautiful!

So pretty, witty, smart and adorable. Thank you for being you, Kris.

Kris always looks so good and she makes my day so much better after I get home from school x

@Cainsuggests

Жыл бұрын

Same I clicked on this straight away

@P0ppins_

Жыл бұрын

SAME- i love her. And what she’s doing. 😄😄

This should be great. My brain feels like it melts for a lot of things so this should be fun

@kallmekris

Жыл бұрын

😂🤘🏻

@julia11112

Жыл бұрын

@@kallmekris will you please respond it’s my birthday today

@fredy0397

Жыл бұрын

I'm too get stressed out lol

@ItsGemma4272

Жыл бұрын

Same

@BahreahTheAll-Knower

Жыл бұрын

The only thing turning to liquid should be Kris as she gets into a GIANT BALLOON! and fills it with water. kzread.info/dash/bejne/faWBlNemkpvLgZs.html kzread.info/dash/bejne/YqOHlcackpyzmaQ.html GIANT BALLOON!! GIANT BALLOON!! GIANT BALLOON!! GIANT BALLOON!! GIANT BALLOON!! GIANT BALLOON!! GIANT BALLOON!! GIANT BALLOON!! GIANT BALLOON!!

U could say that spoon hack was a cereal killer.

@Itsuki_Gamer

3 ай бұрын

Noooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kris: YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A FIVE MINUTE CRAFT, YOU GAVE ME TEN YEARS OF THERAPY

Kris never fails to entertain us she makes me laugh and makes me smile

@KorokYT

Жыл бұрын

@@Instabruh.User.. what

@snowyohwy

Жыл бұрын

@@KorokYT it’s a bot

5:10 You could say it is a WIeNEr straw… okay, I’ll see myself out.

@Murr_3823

Жыл бұрын

Your done Your done

3:40 NO SAVE PETE!!! 😢❤ #SavePeteTheBlueDino ❤

@faylinminecraft2704

11 ай бұрын

SAVE PETE!!

i love how you went on a tangent about garlic butter HAHA! you always make my day but at the same time get me in trouble when i'm doing "homework" and i stat laughing my mom goes "turn off your videos" lol. also that spoon thing was pretty stupid.

Didn’t sleep all night cause back pain and had to leave the house at 5:30 for work, now I can watch Kris during my break and have a better time at work with my back pain

I love the fact that Kris always makes you feel better even after crying for a couple of hours! I love the start of this vid. ❤️

Kris going to serial killers all the time is why I watch. She's hilarious

"...and, now, we're eating with a spoon ⏸️ BACKWARDS because we are literally sooo dumb!" 😂 I lost it, bro. The indignation in her voice.

Girl, your gonna be bigger than netflix one day... Love you Kris you never fail to make us laugh! 😊❤❤

I love how Kris stopped trying the 5 minute crafts and just started reacting. She's like no I'm not going to your level anymore.

Loved that you did the voice of Captain Jack Sparrow! Absolutely great. Love your work.

5-min crafts: WHY WON'T MY SPOON WORK PROPERLY? The spoon: 🙃 "yay... another day of stupidity..."

8:02 the sock helps the sweaty foot slide past the grippy shoe leather. It's not implausible that it might work, but a thinner sock would be better. Or dust the foot with cornstarch, that'd work too.

Kris Never fails us to entertain us and she makes the best high quality content ever and she makes our day or night even better keep it up with the awesome work 💯 💙

@BLUEWOLFOFNIGHFIRE

Жыл бұрын

BTW I'm no bot

@tendoussister6288

Жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo Oops, I’d did it by accident

@minecraftjr2332

Жыл бұрын

YES

@joseerodriguez9820

Жыл бұрын

Thats because She knows. @KaIImekris 🅥

@joseerodriguez9820

Жыл бұрын

@Kerrie Wilson Why I WATCH HER

10:32 pilows fly free and so you can take it on the flight with you and not have to pay

I couldn't stop laughing throughout this whole video. I had the same reaction as you did 😂

4:14 Perfect example of a solution oriented person 😜

She never runs out of ideas KEEP IT UP

I love how kris treats us like her best friend

The luggage one actually is that pillows fly free so you aren’t paying for another suit case ;) they finally have a decent hack lol

Honestly I’m going through a lot and watching your videos are one of the things that makes me smile and laugh so thank you for everything you do. You are in inspiration 🥰

0:47 omg, that is literally perfect pronunciation of toilet in Swedish xD

“Oh she doesn’t have sungla- DUCT TAPE?!?!?!?!??!??!?!!” That got me cracking up so hard that I was rolling on the floor 😂😂💀💀

Ok but is it just me or does anyone else think Kris's eyes are so beautiful😍 like wish I was born with those eyes!🥲🥲

3:10 the reflection of the camera makes it look like kris has no pupils 💀

I love your videos so much

@Luna_the_frog

Жыл бұрын

Same

@FionaStifal

Жыл бұрын

@Bully Maguire 🅥 what is it

@Luna_the_frog

Жыл бұрын

@Don't Read My Profile Photo to bad

"It's so stupid, it's so dumb, it's so.. REEEEEEE" I now believe that Kris is my spirit animal

10:37 I thought they were going to use the pillowcase as one of those compression cube thingies you can get for packing... I obviously have way too much faith in these people

3:46 Avenge Petes sacrifice. ✊

3:03 "yep just a casual day,oh whats this you ask?" "Oh its just my glasses holder!"

"Five minutes crafts doesn't give me five minute crafts, it gives me 10 years off therapy! Wait, what were we talking about? " 💀, truly inspiring words

I’m dying! The ridiculous “hacks” and your reactions to them! 😅😂

9:36 meanwhile me just eating the rind

I love your videos ❤️

Poor Pete. It’s not his fault!

3:50 either kris (sorry if I spelled that wrong) is left handed and refers to her right hand as the south paw, or she goofed and ment to punch with her left and accidentally punched with her right, or the shot would look wierd if she punched with her left and decided to punch with her right but didn’t cut out her say “left paw jab.” But she entirely say “south paw jab” which refers to a left handed punch/jab and then jabs with her right hand. Lol😂

@hobo3813

Жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one that saw that lol

Five minute crafts didn’t give me a five minute craft, they gave me ten years of therapy. Best quote ever.

Totally wish I would've gotten to watch this sooner but it was a long day at work. It ended up being a great way to end my day. Totally needed a good laugh for today. Thank you Kris.

Kris this is for u we all love u u treat me like i have a purpose my family doesn't like me and u make me and keep doing what ur doing I LOVE U GIRL UR BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

I love how she went like pet help me and he was like no.LOL❤

Kris inspired me to make skits with my friend for when our friends are unhappy! You truly are a lifesaver and thanks for everything!

2:45 THIS-THIS RIGHT HERE 🤣

9:58 the way you reeee in anger made me laugh so hard 😆🤣🤣🤣

You suffer so we don't have to. Thank you for your service!

5 Minute Crafts is so stupid that if Kris, after losing her brain cells after watching them, goes on a killing spree, the world would be relieved.... Just kidding.... Thank you for another lovely vid Kris... Going through a rough time, you make things a bit better😊

Kris, you are so lovely to your viewers and it makes everyone's day including my own. I don't normally watch longer videos on KZread anymore but you made me get back into them. Keep up with the good work ❤️

.+kris sighing+. 4 minute crafts: “what’s wrong kris!?” Kris: “I just wish you could just fix you with duck tape….!” .+5 minute crafts thinking+. 5 minute crafts “wait….THATS GENIUS!!!”

You know Kris thinks of serial killers first cause she's in love with cereal

Kris took the hotdog and wine combo personally 😂

Actually, the shoe thing does work. I’m a dancer, and occasionally when you get new ballet slippers, they don’t fit to your foot yet, so you kinda have to do the same thing. Except ballet slippers are usually canvas, and you have to dampen them with a spray bottle. THEN you hair dry it.

Life is not a waste as long as there is at least one person in the world who cares for you. So when things go wrong and you feel like giving up - remember you’ve got me.🤗

5:29 such a genuine laugh, lol love it