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  • @NerdPodcastRadio
    @NerdPodcastRadio8 жыл бұрын

    Can we just watch him do a 30 minute video where he bitches about misconceptions in sailing? That whole part was gold.

  • @jacquesmains7453

    @jacquesmains7453

    5 жыл бұрын

    Brian Darnell sooo agree! That part is some of Cracked’s absolute best IMO. I’m here now because I watched this video for the umpteenth time, just for the sailing part.

  • @junihanna371

    @junihanna371

    5 жыл бұрын

    I wish he went further in depth on sailing

  • @thein-tele-gent5654

    @thein-tele-gent5654

    5 жыл бұрын

    2nd that. Wait, I beaten to it. 4rd that. This gentlemen is one of Crack's top 2, if not their best presenter. Loved the whole thing.

  • @ZapAndersson

    @ZapAndersson

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agree, but I wish he'd gone in more depth on all the things, like a bit of proper orbital mechanics hadn't hurt..... he has glasses, he's a nerd, he clearlyl knows that shit :P

  • @GamesFromSpace
    @GamesFromSpace8 жыл бұрын

    Every movie that ever had a computer in it.

  • @ShivKumar-rm5yp

    @ShivKumar-rm5yp

    8 жыл бұрын

    so true

  • @heptide1

    @heptide1

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Joshua Pearce Cracked actually did a great video on what movies get wrong about Hacking.

  • @galloe8933

    @galloe8933

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Joshua Pearce I have hacked so many computers, I'm like a techno Gandalf! All you have to do is find out where the computer brain lives, and attack it with force, my favorite way of hacking a computer brain is using a wooden baseball bat. Because only a dummy would use a metal bat, you would get shocked to death. Now if you're going to hack the main frame, you are going to need a fork, some wrap around glasses, and a Samurai sword to hack the defenses with, that's kind of why it's called hacking. Soon as you stab the a USB port with the fork, you are linked in.

  • @MarkArandjus

    @MarkArandjus

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Joshua Pearce Except maybe... The Imitation Game... kinda sorta

  • @dodopod

    @dodopod

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Mark Arandjus And possibly Sneakers.

  • @riverkagamine6229
    @riverkagamine62297 жыл бұрын

    I actually just want a whole video dedicated to him ranting about misrepresentations of sailing. Best part of the whole thing XD

  • @anniel6479

    @anniel6479

    7 жыл бұрын

    River Kagamine I would watch it

  • @MajicLaMa

    @MajicLaMa

    7 жыл бұрын

    As a sailor who is pissed at every movie ignoring the laws of physics with sailboats, I would too

  • @danielsjohnson

    @danielsjohnson

    7 жыл бұрын

    River Kagamine I want to listen to what he has to say about the Horatio Hornblower movie series. I read the first two books and they were fun to read.

  • @NecroAsphyxia

    @NecroAsphyxia

    7 жыл бұрын

    As a sailor myself, I found it fucking hilarious xD

  • @thatHARVguy

    @thatHARVguy

    7 жыл бұрын

    Let's call it *the Mast and the Furious*. ;-)

  • @cremist7921
    @cremist79218 жыл бұрын

    You forgot hacking. And really anything with a computer. They seem to think just slapping your hands on the keyboard makes you able to do anything with a computer.

  • @chainer8686

    @chainer8686

    7 жыл бұрын

    Cre Mist there are people who actually believe you can access traffic lights from the internet and control the power grid

  • @schwarzerritter5724

    @schwarzerritter5724

    6 жыл бұрын

    Cre Mist At least we have not seen the hacking not working and then the hacker punching the keyboard to make it work; like with CPR.

  • @mushypork1272

    @mushypork1272

    6 жыл бұрын

    Schwarzer, he did disable the bomb though lol

  • @bellamorte76

    @bellamorte76

    6 жыл бұрын

    To be fair that is how one finds the best porn...then awkward tech support call, before grandma comes home...... I hate being the family tech support....

  • @pteppig

    @pteppig

    6 жыл бұрын

    actually, many parts of the powergrid and traffic management systems are connected to somewhat isolated networks. The problem is to access those systems and knowing ho to operate properitary systems that are 20 yerars old

  • @jaredmowens
    @jaredmowens8 жыл бұрын

    So obviously Cracked needs more videos of this guy talking about sailing, Dan talking about Presidents, and Soren talking about Lord of the Rings. Get these guys talking about their passions. It's the best.

  • @andyfoster8011

    @andyfoster8011

    8 жыл бұрын

    They should make their own film about George Washington, Barack Obama, Franklin D. Rooselvelt and Bill Clinton sailing to a remote location to destroy a cursed object.

  • @jaredmowens

    @jaredmowens

    8 жыл бұрын

    I would watch the shit out of that movie.

  • @andyfoster8011

    @andyfoster8011

    8 жыл бұрын

    Ok upon further thought on this, it's a novel about an agnostic who dies and goes to an island in limbo. The gates of hell have opened, God has given the only object which can close them, a cursed key containing the Devils old soul from when he was an angel. He gave this cursed object to 4 of the greatest leaders of the free world, John F. Kennedy, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin D. Roosevelt and George Washington. Together they will sail to the edge of limbo to close the gates of hell before they unleash chaos upon the real world.

  • @andyfoster8011

    @andyfoster8011

    8 жыл бұрын

    The novel shall be called "the final campaign".

  • @Sableagle

    @Sableagle

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Andy Foster I don't know whether to complain about you having an all-white cast list or point out what a sausage-fest it is.

  • @Piemanthe3rd
    @Piemanthe3rd7 жыл бұрын

    I adore how bothered he gets by inaccurate sailboat shit because we all have that one (often obscure) subject we know too much about that just grinds all of our gears to see shown or talked about incorrectly.

  • @Drog007

    @Drog007

    5 жыл бұрын

    And then as a Ham, I wanted to rage at both him and the movie for the radio scene...

  • @Overlord99762

    @Overlord99762

    5 жыл бұрын

    For me its guns, sometimes movies so unbelievably retarded about them

  • @LeighOBrien98

    @LeighOBrien98

    5 жыл бұрын

    food. and physics. superhero movies make me want to rip my hair out

  • @havcola6983

    @havcola6983

    4 жыл бұрын

    There's this thing called the Gell-Mann Amensia Effect, where experts get frustrated about how everything within their area of expertise is misrepresented but still assume the publication/film is mostly correct on other matters. As opposed to assuming they got the rest of the stuff wrong too.

  • @goldwinger5434

    @goldwinger5434

    4 жыл бұрын

    I know a lot about a lot of different things so I get annoyed by most movies. Computer, aviation, ships, the military, firearms, cars, science, engineering. I just have to say, "F' it, it's a movie." I was watching some British production which had some scenes involving the US Army. They had a sergeant saluting a freaking staff sergeant. Not a mocking salute, or a friendly joking salute but a realy, "yes, sir. I will obey salute." That was another thing, the sergeant called the staff sergeant "sir." My brain went "Ka-boom".

  • @cheesecake134
    @cheesecake1347 жыл бұрын

    Dude's knowledge of sailing is the most charming.

  • @abelgarcia6120
    @abelgarcia61207 жыл бұрын

    I was basically trying to hold it together the entire time, and on that last damn scene; "Yeah, that's fine, do that." I lost my shit xD

  • @chrisrey9644

    @chrisrey9644

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ikr? I keep going back to that line!

  • @Chepecafeteria
    @Chepecafeteria7 жыл бұрын

    fast and furious is made of inaccurate, but second reverse gear is hilarious lmao

  • @druidsflame

    @druidsflame

    7 жыл бұрын

    The 7G-Tronic has two reverse gear ratios: 3.416 and 2.231 Also people that custom build their demolition derby cars will sometime flip their output ring gear so they can have more torque and higher speeds when slamming into people ;)

  • @Chepecafeteria

    @Chepecafeteria

    7 жыл бұрын

    so what you're saying is that that is what they used in the movie... right?

  • @druidsflame

    @druidsflame

    7 жыл бұрын

    +chepe perez I mean, they could have. But I was just saying there are actually uses for more than one reverse gear.

  • @Chepecafeteria

    @Chepecafeteria

    7 жыл бұрын

    alright, thank you. regardless of that fact... it's still a really dumb movie lol

  • @mysss29

    @mysss29

    7 жыл бұрын

    yeah or maybe there was a tank transmission in the car in the movie

  • @elineverstraeten1872
    @elineverstraeten18727 жыл бұрын

    Mythology. I'm a fan of that stuff, and it pisses me of that movies like gods of Egypt, apperently didn't do any research about gods of Egypt. If you decide not to follow any of the things they did, just make up your own gods. You have more freedom and you wont piss of people who do know a thing about it.

  • @MythopoeicNavid

    @MythopoeicNavid

    7 жыл бұрын

    So glad to come across another fellow myth-buff! They're the same way with history. At least with myths the filmmakers have some sort of creative license to change them, but yeah it's frustrating to see Thor and his buddies act like Hercules and the Greeks; to see Beowulf's mother being a sexy Gorgon; and to witness the Kraken in a movie about Greek mythology. Movies lie.

  • @elineverstraeten1872

    @elineverstraeten1872

    7 жыл бұрын

    Navid Haider but with movies about history, they often atleast try to get some facts right. I saw the wonderwoman trailer, and she said her name was Diana, A child of Zeus. It's easy to say her name is Artemis, or say that her father is Jupiter.

  • @MythopoeicNavid

    @MythopoeicNavid

    7 жыл бұрын

    Eline Verstraeten Well for Wonder Woman, like Thor, they're drawing from the comics so the fault is more on those than the film itself. And Artemis is a separate existing character in the comics (Diana's rival at times). The bigger flaw about that particular trailer is that Diana was never a daughter of Zeus in the old comics! In fact, she wasn't regarded as a daughter of the gods until very recently, which I thought was a terrible addition and took away from Wonder Woman's original story. Hell, her creator never even used Greek names. Her biggest bad in the comics is Ares, but under the WW's creator, he was always called 'Mars.'

  • @elineverstraeten1872

    @elineverstraeten1872

    7 жыл бұрын

    Navid Haider Why would they do that?

  • @MythopoeicNavid

    @MythopoeicNavid

    7 жыл бұрын

    Eline Verstraeten I blame the editors. For some stupid reason the comic-book editors behind Wonder Woman were never as serious about her book as they were for more popular male characters like Superman and Batman. The whole deal about making her a "daughter of Zeus" is so recent that it makes me think whether the editors simply decided "let's make her a traditional Greek heroine, how were they? Oh yeah, sons or daughters of Zeus. Just.. just throw that in." Another very, very weird thing was when the same editors made Wonder Woman a "goddess of war" when for DECADES she was a character who stood against war-mongering Amazons, or evil scheming politicians. She was a peace-keeper. But I guess the success of the video-game 'God of War' led the editors to redefine a character who's been around for generations to fit a popular trend. Even when that trend was essentially against everything she stood for before. Oh and thanks for giving me the chance to rant about this! :)

  • @iBetThisNameWillWork
    @iBetThisNameWillWork8 жыл бұрын

    The funniest part was "yeah, that's fine. Do that." Just because I thought we were done and then out comes the sarcasm. It's embarrassing how hard I laughed at that.

  • @CountArtha
    @CountArtha8 жыл бұрын

    Every movie where guns don't have recoil, yet people are thrown back six feet when they're hit. Every movie where someone works in an office and their entire job consists of preparing "presentations" instead of dull, formulaic office work. Every movie where a person in jail gets "one phone call." Every movie where a bunch of soldiers or warriors _march_ in formation, but _fight_ out of formation. Every movie set in ancient times where horses have stirrups. Every movie where people use smelly, smokey torches for indoor lighting. Every movie where the military salute indoors. Every movie where someone calls a general or admiral "Sir." Every movie where a 100-pound girl can knock a grown man cold without breaking her hand. Every movie where a supposedly good leader does not know how to delegate.

  • @thomasraahauge5231

    @thomasraahauge5231

    6 жыл бұрын

    Every movie where a slow moving vehicle comes to an sudden stop and everybody flies forward like the vehicle was going 800 mph. Every movie where heroes don't have to aim at objects two miles away, yet the baddies can't hit the broad side of a barn at point blank. Every movie where concave glasses can catch sunlight and start a fire.

  • @EggheadJr1

    @EggheadJr1

    6 жыл бұрын

    Every movie where laser guns HAVE recoil.

  • @pteppig

    @pteppig

    6 жыл бұрын

    EVERY movie, where tires screetch when cornering or braking hard - on GRAVEL

  • @alphamale3713

    @alphamale3713

    6 жыл бұрын

    It is completely acceptable to address a General as Sir or Ma’am. AR 600-25 1-5

  • @squaredup1800

    @squaredup1800

    5 жыл бұрын

    Every movie where people are knocked out with one moderately strong punch to the jaw?

  • @TannerCleffi
    @TannerCleffi8 жыл бұрын

    Same way you felt about sailing, I feel about rock climbing. Cliffhanger, K2, Vertical Limit... all riddled with mistakes and incorrect verbiage. Other movies that use rock climbing as a very intense dramatic moment, The Descent comes to mind for my horror movie fans, show an intense struggle to hold yourself up by one hand, flexing all the muscles in your body just to... what exactly? If they knew anything about climbing, they would know that wasting all that energy is actually going to make that person fall. Straight arms (the way a monkey swings) and only gripping with your hands is the proper technique. These characters who have "been rock climbing for years" would know this if they did it for a week. I know people who have rock climbed for a few short months who hang in one spot (only by their finger tips) for 15-20 minutes at a time just to see how long they can. 2 minutes of struggling the way they do in movies is ridiculous. Shame on you, Hollywood

  • @varagor23

    @varagor23

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Tanner Cleffi What about Everest? From the trailers it looked less cheesy than usual.

  • @farmerboy916

    @farmerboy916

    8 жыл бұрын

    Me with blacksmithing, metalworking in general, any sort of weapons, and history (history degree, here). I just tend to not watch tv or movies anymore, it's nigh impossible to enjoy.

  • @troyschulz2318

    @troyschulz2318

    8 жыл бұрын

    +farmerboy916 Can't you just enjoy it for things like acting, directing, cinematography, writing, etc. or sheer entertainment factor? Knowing all of Braveheart's glaring mistakes doesn't make me enjoy it any less. The Matrix's whole "Humans as Batteries" debacle doesn't detract from the lobby shootout.

  • @Beas7ie

    @Beas7ie

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Sting SniperScope How about that during the lobby shootout, those security guards were just normal human security and Neo and Trinity just brutally straight up murdered them?

  • @troyschulz2318

    @troyschulz2318

    8 жыл бұрын

    Beas7ie I try not to think about it to hard. I mean Luke Skywalker killed over a million staff and their families on board the Death Star.

  • @ChanelleFT
    @ChanelleFT8 жыл бұрын

    These days I have more fun watching Cinema Sins than the actual movies.

  • @Fire-in-the-sky

    @Fire-in-the-sky

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Tyler Cook nothing because cinema sins only points out very very small details in movies and often gets lots of things wrong if you actually paid attention in the film. theyre slowly turning into cinema sins brands edition. plus they sin bad movies more often than good ones so theres that.

  • @detubeme

    @detubeme

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Chanelle FT These days I can barely get through an entire cinema sins video. The definition of sins changed into something more arbitrary and the videos last up to half an hour. TL;DW

  • @Melanateddd

    @Melanateddd

    8 жыл бұрын

    +detubeme So you have an even shorter attention span than everyone else lol wow.

  • @Blank3tM0nst3r

    @Blank3tM0nst3r

    8 жыл бұрын

    +detubeme I feel that the current definition of a "sin" in those videos would be anything that breaks suspension of disbelief. So, anything that makes you focus your attention and back out of the film and start asking questions that don't pertain to the story.

  • @piccolo56000

    @piccolo56000

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Chanelle FT EXACTLY

  • @mynameisburger
    @mynameisburger8 жыл бұрын

    There's also that part in The Amazing Spiderman (2?) where 2 passenger jets are about to collide and they BOTH bank left and end up barely missing. The procedure which is drilled into every single pilot's head is that you bank RIGHT to avoid a head-on collision. The final product is probably a mirror image or something, but seriously?

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH87 жыл бұрын

    The screaming nightmare void that surrounds our planet, that is…actually a good description of space

  • @druidsflame

    @druidsflame

    7 жыл бұрын

    Well.. except the screaming part, cause you know... vacuum and what not.

  • @toErehWon

    @toErehWon

    4 жыл бұрын

    The Earth isn't a spring ball.

  • @BPendleburyMagic
    @BPendleburyMagic8 жыл бұрын

    I could watch this guy rip apart that Robert Redford movie all day.

  • @desertraven
    @desertraven8 жыл бұрын

    Hurt Locker is infuriating as a member of the military. I can't believe that garbage won anything. One thing just by itself: That scene where he pulls up several buried rounds by the cables. First of all, assuming the cables didn't just break off - each of those rounds weigh several hundred pounds. So he just pulled up almost a ton of ordinance by the wires which are basically taped on.

  • @Jhedan
    @Jhedan8 жыл бұрын

    basically every movie where they show a "hacker" doing some "hacking"

  • @Yvaelle
    @Yvaelle8 жыл бұрын

    Just a side note but, how fucking more epic would The Perfect Storm have been, if they went through the 2 hour runtime exactly as it is - then in the last 10 minutes, with zero explanation - Ursula shows up like some giant Cthulu-esque wordless horror, and just hucks a colossal Kaiju-esque wave at them: and that's what sinks them. Just the look of baffled terror seeing the silhouette of a colossal half-octopus woman in the stormy distance, and then a 500 foot wave rise up and rush toward them. Fin. Roll Credits. Edit: And then a post-credits scene where Ariel loots their corpses for their [Thing-a-ma-bobs].

  • @baqcasanke

    @baqcasanke

    6 жыл бұрын

    YES lmao that should be a thing

  • @Tkieron

    @Tkieron

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wait til you find out the entire movie was based on a real event. Spoiler alert: There was no Ursula in the real one.

  • @PariahMessiah83
    @PariahMessiah838 жыл бұрын

    People who puff their cheeks out while 'playing' a saxaphone or similar reed instrument and Restaurants that 'need to make X amount of money tonight, or we'll close!".

  • @Anybol

    @Anybol

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Allen S Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes. The cheeks thing bugs me so much. Also, that no one ever seems to wear a neck strap. I know some people perform without them, but that shit hurts after a while, especially with a bigger sax, especially when swinging your horn.

  • @LeoPryce

    @LeoPryce

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Allen S Or when Guitarists play power chords when the audio is playing full chords.

  • @IveGotToast

    @IveGotToast

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Anya Bolden I could never get the hang of C# without a neck strap.

  • @Anybol

    @Anybol

    8 жыл бұрын

    IveGotToast High, low, or middle?

  • @ShadowL0R

    @ShadowL0R

    8 жыл бұрын

    Oh my gosh, this. I also watch their fingers to see how close they're getting to actually fingering the correct notes. It's the worst when someone's playing, like, a cello or similar instrument and the track is playing a high note but the actor is "playing" on the lowest string. AND ANY TIME THE FINGERING AND BOWING AREN'T IN TIME TO THE MUSIC. Like get it together, at least try to make it look like you know what the tune is.

  • @alexpskywalker
    @alexpskywalker8 жыл бұрын

    That's why they say, "Write what you know."

  • @PrinceMishka

    @PrinceMishka

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Batman they also say no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the american public

  • @MrBeastknows

    @MrBeastknows

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Batman That's a bad quote. I mean first off, any movie like Alien or Star Wars. Secondly, you need to extend that quote to "Write what you know, if you don't know it learn it." Otherwise it's an okay quote. Just better to let people know they should learn what they want to write about. ...yeah, after writing this I realized how pointless this was and like how it will do literally nothing.

  • @SourEggz

    @SourEggz

    8 жыл бұрын

    What would you write a book about? How I Got Rich: Thanks Mom & Dad, Also RIP Mom & Dad, Chapter 1: I Will Avenge You?

  • @romxxii

    @romxxii

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Shane Benjamson RE: Star Wars -- it's still applies to write what you know, as Lucas was a huge Kurosawa and Buck Rogers fan. He was just putting together the 2 things he really loved.

  • @jeremycohn691

    @jeremycohn691

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Batman I'd say a better thought would be "write what your audience knows" since 98% of the people going to see Hurt Locker weren't soldiers, and a similar percent of movie-goers aren't sailors, ergo messing up these kinds of details are fine in the service of dramatic tension and artistic license.

  • @tacotacotington3638
    @tacotacotington36387 жыл бұрын

    I lost it at "Im too stupid to be on a boat"

  • @Ravenholm337
    @Ravenholm3377 жыл бұрын

    "Double clutching (also called double declutching) is a method of shifting gears used primarily for vehicles with an unsynchronized manual transmission, such as commercial trucks and specialty vehicles. Double clutching is not necessary in a vehicle that has a synchronized manual transmission."

  • @AlejandroLZuvic

    @AlejandroLZuvic

    6 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking about that. Double clutching in a Nissan Skyline GT-R... WTF

  • @JohnSmith-fz1ih

    @JohnSmith-fz1ih

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, but "Even though automobile and light truck transmissions are now almost universally synchronized, transmissions for heavy trucks and machinery, motorcycles, and for dedicated racing are usually not... For racing of production-based transmissions, sometimes half the teeth on the dog clutches are removed to speed the shifting process, at the expense of greater wear."

  • @cracked
    @cracked8 жыл бұрын

    We had to re-upload this video because of technical difficulties. Apologies for any inconvenience.

  • @BlakeMcTavishe

    @BlakeMcTavishe

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Cracked You do know that you can upload these as unlisted and test them out before making them public, right?

  • @SuperRat420

    @SuperRat420

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Cracked Label Clack Clack videos as such so we can avoid them, thanks Cracked.

  • @Iritscen

    @Iritscen

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Cracked I can't imagine what problems it had before you re-uploaded it, but I can't hear anything unless I turn up the volume so much that getting an email in my mail client will explode my ears.

  • @Trancecend

    @Trancecend

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Cracked Is that why the volume is super low?

  • @Iritscen

    @Iritscen

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Iritscen Update: I didn't get an email before I finished the video, so I'm okay.

  • @getpumped87
    @getpumped878 жыл бұрын

    His tattoos change colors with the background. lolll

  • @amyn8905

    @amyn8905

    8 жыл бұрын

    +getpumped87 lol i couldnt keep my eyes off his tattoo

  • @AlexBelethe

    @AlexBelethe

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Noah S Thanks! This makes total sense now! I honestly couldn't wrap my head around how that tattoo worked!

  • @Firestar4041

    @Firestar4041

    8 жыл бұрын

    How did he lose his arm? The green screen! It came outta nowhere! Chopped it right off! It was horrifying!

  • @CaptainCocaine

    @CaptainCocaine

    8 жыл бұрын

    +getpumped87 That's just him being "activated." No need to worry unless you are his target.

  • @ObaREX
    @ObaREX7 жыл бұрын

    Seriously, Clooney's death in Gravity made NO sense.

  • @reoswedewagon1651
    @reoswedewagon16517 жыл бұрын

    San Andreas. Haven't seen it, but the tsunami in the trailers makes no sense at all. If California was the epicenter of the earthquake, that's where the tsunami would start, and it would then travel towards the Asian east coast.

  • @robertgibbs8897
    @robertgibbs88978 жыл бұрын

    After serving for 8 years, I can't watch military movies any more. They are all so terrible. And why is it always about the officers? They don't do anything but take attendance and approve paperwork. Saying an officer is going to save the day is like saying a terrified monkey is going to do something other than throw poop.

  • @agtUnknown

    @agtUnknown

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Robert Gibbs Exception: Generation Kill. I'm waiting for the next exception, maybe an actual movie this time. Having read the book, I thought American Sniper would be it, but the Iraq parts of that had little to no relation to real events (or even the basic feeling of the war in Iraq, which his book about his own experiences nailed).

  • @ASpaceOstrich

    @ASpaceOstrich

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Robert Gibbs I'm amazed you were able to serve for 8 years despite being so thick you hadn't managed to figure out what officers were for.

  • @gkm077

    @gkm077

    8 жыл бұрын

    My father was an officer, flew helicopters in the Navy, picked up enlisted and officers out of the water and hunted for submarines. I'd say that's pretty heroic.

  • @kyriss12

    @kyriss12

    8 жыл бұрын

    +phillyslasher In all fairness I've seen a lot of military people from different branches give each other shit, but it's usually good natured trash talk than any serious rivalry.

  • @manzilla48

    @manzilla48

    8 жыл бұрын

    +gkm077 no one cares

  • @lincolnnoronha4128
    @lincolnnoronha41288 жыл бұрын

    (Never saw these movies) Did that car just fliped a bus by rearending it?!

  • @arkadycaca

    @arkadycaca

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Lincoln Noronha No. That car flipped the bus BY LETTING THE BUS REAREND IT.

  • @therealr0bert

    @therealr0bert

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Lincoln Noronha It's called a hip check and it totally works in hockey. The bus flipping isn't even the worst part of that scene though, how did the spoiler and quarter panel go undamaged?

  • @Uhshawdude

    @Uhshawdude

    8 жыл бұрын

    +enginesnblades I'm pretty sure that car should look like a crumpled can and shot forward, considering how much inertia the bus has.

  • @marineprincess123

    @marineprincess123

    8 жыл бұрын

    Kind of like tripping someone...but with a car

  • @therealr0bert

    @therealr0bert

    8 жыл бұрын

    Shawn Williams The front end surviving makes sense, but yeah everything axel and back would be destroyed, bus rolling or not.

  • @speespa8812
    @speespa88126 жыл бұрын

    No one gets that poem right, because we only ever hear "take the road less traveled." Its not just that movie. Its all of life.

  • @ATR2400-2
    @ATR2400-27 жыл бұрын

    small car flips over huge bus i see what you mean

  • @killagilla88
    @killagilla888 жыл бұрын

    Hold on a minute. Did you just say you lived on a sailboat for 18 years? Because that statement requires an explanation.

  • @dustytheloneranger
    @dustytheloneranger8 жыл бұрын

    i like watching his tattoo being affected by the green screen

  • @gazs7237
    @gazs72377 жыл бұрын

    a few cars do have 2 reverse gears. merc cls 500 is one. i have absolutely no idea why you would ever need it though, unless of course you are dragging a huge safe backwards through the street whilst trying to evade cops

  • @DrSamsHealth

    @DrSamsHealth

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Zimmit's Fabulous Wonder Hoagies 8-figure? Did you count cents too? And the period? :)

  • @cadillacdeville5828

    @cadillacdeville5828

    4 жыл бұрын

    I have one , but don't use it. Not once did I ever

  • @j.f.l.bousquet1998
    @j.f.l.bousquet19987 жыл бұрын

    Canons (or any gun) with zero recoil.

  • @xcryi

    @xcryi

    7 жыл бұрын

    écland Bousquet Wrong cannon mate.

  • @chainer8686

    @chainer8686

    7 жыл бұрын

    écland Bousquet what about all the shooting and no hearing loss?

  • @wieneckem

    @wieneckem

    6 жыл бұрын

    Walking dead season 8 so much

  • @schwarzerritter5724

    @schwarzerritter5724

    6 жыл бұрын

    J.F.L. Bousquet Even better, the same gun with zero recoil flings the guy it hits through the room.

  • @suk4honesty

    @suk4honesty

    6 жыл бұрын

    Also guns just generally not hurting your ears. John Wick wouldn't be able to hear people sneaking up on him pretty much silently if he was shooting all day.

  • @ostrowulf
    @ostrowulf8 жыл бұрын

    I absolutely love that you mentioned the Hurt Locker. That movie was way off the mark. It is to soldiers what Braveheart is to Historians.

  • @jasonriley6362
    @jasonriley63627 жыл бұрын

    Speaking as an actual car enthusiast. The Fast and the Furious is a boat load of crap.

  • @AlejandroLZuvic

    @AlejandroLZuvic

    6 жыл бұрын

    As an actual car enthusiast, The Fast and the Furious is awesome... if you watch it as an excuse for laughing at every single detail, half-drunk, with friends.

  • @abergethirty

    @abergethirty

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@AlejandroLZuvic What the fuck is an enthusiest? If you're an actual Motorhead you love FF and you don't care about the inaccuracies, because it's just a mindless action movie.

  • @hyrumlowry6129

    @hyrumlowry6129

    5 жыл бұрын

    Allen .berge if your a fan of ff just because its an action movie that makes you a fan of action movies not cars

  • @Tkieron

    @Tkieron

    4 жыл бұрын

    Notice how most of the cars they were shifting in this video were automatic and not manual/standard transmissions? And I know jack shit about cars.

  • @roderickbraganca
    @roderickbraganca8 жыл бұрын

    Speaking of manual cars, you don't actually shift up to get more speed. You have to shift down, then hit the gas. This gives you a higher rotation and more power. After this you shift up. You never shift up and accelerates that will make the car lose torque.

  • @hankblaster

    @hankblaster

    8 жыл бұрын

    But, it will IF you're doing it wrong

  • @roderickbraganca

    @roderickbraganca

    8 жыл бұрын

    what?

  • @jcaudill07

    @jcaudill07

    8 жыл бұрын

    I always loved in Talledega Nights how Ricky down shifts when they do their slingshot maneuver. He has a stock car on a super speedway absolutely revved to the max and he needs to shift to 3rd to get a speed boost. okay then.

  • @roderickbraganca

    @roderickbraganca

    8 жыл бұрын

    It took me a while to teach my mother that when the car is losing torque, like going up a hill, you shift down and floor it.

  • @Zaxael

    @Zaxael

    7 жыл бұрын

    C'mon guys everybody knows fast and furious cars have 1579 shift gears lol, like in every movie when they race or escape with cars at certain point they push more the gas pedal.. And I always think what they do then? Escape or just going around?? If I had to escape and run with car, the gas pedal will be always pushed down!! But at least are movies ;)

  • @brucethommen4548
    @brucethommen45487 жыл бұрын

    I was a locksmith for over 10 years, I under stand were you are coming from w/ that movie, I felt the same way w/ the Italian Job and gone in 60.

  • @NecroAsphyxia

    @NecroAsphyxia

    7 жыл бұрын

    My father taught me how to pick hand cuffs and locks and I have to say, it is funny as hell how hard movies seem to make it out... Like... it actually isn't anywhere near as hard as movies make it out... (My father was Special Operations, which is where he learned)

  • @Carbon2861996

    @Carbon2861996

    5 жыл бұрын

    Who are you and how did you get in here?

  • @pugfugly1989
    @pugfugly19898 жыл бұрын

    Some vehicles do have a second gear for reverse, but they aren't performance muscle cars, nor are they Dodge. Ford Escapes, most GMC Denali's with universal drive trains, and any other vehicle with high horsepower meant for hauling will have that extra reverse. It's more of an all wheel reverse than anything, though. And the trimming thing for ships is actually interesting. We sailed the seas with square sails, and could only travel in the direction the wind carried us, until we discovered the trimmed sail. Trimmed sails, the triangular shaped sails, also called the jib, captures wind at an angle and will drive it at the mainsail, as well as provide the boat with lift at the bow, providing forward momentum. After we discovered that, we could sail into the wind, and still travel forward.

  • @TwoPointDuck

    @TwoPointDuck

    8 жыл бұрын

    +pugfugly1989 damn, you stole my comment

  • 8 жыл бұрын

    +pugfugly1989 i still wish to learn the science of sailing into the wind. long ago, i heard about one of my middle school or elementary teachers had always went weekend sails in the puget sound for the challenge and fun, and only ran the motor for maintenance or if emergency were to come.

  • @Seriona1

    @Seriona1

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Tyee Cambrón Silent Bob!

  • @pinkyfull

    @pinkyfull

    8 жыл бұрын

    +pugfugly1989 You are completely wrong about the sailing thing but nice try. Trimmed sails have been around for as long as sailing have, Egyptian Nile boats from the 3rd millenium BC have them for Christs sake. No sails don't work by "capturing wind" they work more like a wing where the pressure is different on one side of the sail than on the other thus causing there to be a forward force. The billowing of sails actually causes this as if you look at a sail that is billowing it looks strangely like a wing with the way it curves. So the actual way a sail works is that the sail billows which makes a curve which acts as a sort of wing which generates force. This is the reason why sailing bots can travel faster than the speed of the prevailing wind, because the wind isn't propelling them forward it is the force it creates on the sails. Also the reason why in particularly high winds you have to feather your sails, because that force created becomes so great that the mast and/or sail can snap. The reason that we moved away from square sails is because we no longer needed ships that relied on sail power alone and a trimmed sail is much more efficient for smaller vessels easier to rig and doesn't require many many people to dangerously climb up the mast. it can all be done from on the deck.

  • 8 жыл бұрын

    Caesar Seriona wattttttt how do you know meeeee hahahaha

  • @ObaREX
    @ObaREX8 жыл бұрын

    George Clooney's death in Gravity was complete bullshit. I seriously have no clue why it happened. Everything else the movie was cool though. Except her somehow getting to the Chinese station but overall the movie was good.

  • @krombopulos_michael

    @krombopulos_michael

    8 жыл бұрын

    It happened because they were both still decelerating and Clooney was doing so slower than Bullock so from the perspective of Bullock, he was being dragged away from her with a pretty strong force.

  • @ObaREX

    @ObaREX

    8 жыл бұрын

    Krombopulos Michael No but the moment she caught him and stopped that motion, he should've been safe and easy to be pulled back. The force that sent them flying wasn't because of pull but because something knocked them that way. There's no (strong) gravity up there to pull them.

  • @TheBedheadman

    @TheBedheadman

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Krombopulos Michael as soon as he grabbed the rope he would have stopped, theres no air resistance in space

  • @TheAkashicTraveller

    @TheAkashicTraveller

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Edward Gil (ObaREX) Well gravity is pulling them but they're at orbital speed so they just fall around forever. Relative to the station and each other though there is nothing.

  • @ObaREX

    @ObaREX

    8 жыл бұрын

    Jack Evans He was being pulled towards nothing. Even astronomers will tell you than whatever gravity that was around them was not strong enough to doom Clooney when Bullock got a hold of him. In real life, that would've saved him.

  • @lollipophugo
    @lollipophugo7 жыл бұрын

    your tattoo is triggering the green screen. unrealistic.

  • @evarose2999
    @evarose29997 жыл бұрын

    He has green in his tattoo, there is a hole in his arm. I can't stop seeing it.

  • @deepond6422

    @deepond6422

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes! I saw that too, and couldn't stop watching it.

  • @fancyf33t295
    @fancyf33t2958 жыл бұрын

    Whoa whoa whoa.. Living on a sailboat? Don't just gloss over that cool little detail

  • @AlejandroLZuvic

    @AlejandroLZuvic

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I'm genuinely curious.

  • @DaaaahWhoosh
    @DaaaahWhoosh8 жыл бұрын

    The part I don't like about movie inaccuracies is that they bleed over into science fiction. It used to be that science fiction was like 'there's this thing that happens, we don't know why', but now they're so confident that everyone watching is idiots that they'll make things heavier without adding any mass (Doctor Who, in the same episode a newbord life-form lays an egg the exact same size as the egg it just hatched from without eating anything), shooting planets half a galaxy away while other planets also half a galaxy away watch in real time (Star Wars), an just generally think that people won't care if they explicitly show the fundamental laws of our universe being broken.

  • @wieneckem

    @wieneckem

    6 жыл бұрын

    What you mean by used to be? Is the original trilogy a recent example for you?

  • @frowlinian8175

    @frowlinian8175

    5 жыл бұрын

    DaaaahWhoosh with star wars starkiller and... Republicia it whatever it is are insanely close to each other, it would be like the distance from us to about alpha centauri... the star wars universe/galaxy is extremely compact compared to ours... and if that's the nitpick you have with star wars and not the entire concept of faster than light travel... or hovering starships with their own gravity...or laser swords that just stop for no reason... or literally a billion other things then... yea, idk what to tell you lol

  • @FreemanicParacusia

    @FreemanicParacusia

    5 жыл бұрын

    I love “The Expanse” for not treating its audience like idiots and adhering to real-life physics excepting protomolecule weirdness

  • @DanGolag
    @DanGolag7 жыл бұрын

    Hey, Gravity? Things in orbit that move faster than other things climb to a higher orbit. Thank you for your consideration.

  • @generalmars3855

    @generalmars3855

    7 жыл бұрын

    And then they get comparably slower? Because that's how orbits work? Also, that storm of debris stays amazingly close together for flying around the planet at that speed, especially since there are multiple different sized objects that would have split at separate times..

  • @mysss29

    @mysss29

    7 жыл бұрын

    Well, only if you're measuring velocity in terms of, like, position around the planet irrespective of the actual linear velocity at any given time...right? Sorry if that makes no sense with respect to Gravity, I didn't see it...though the trailer looked pretty silly to me and I facepalmed when I saw that.

  • @generalmars3855

    @generalmars3855

    7 жыл бұрын

    Well, yeah, but I'm speaking in terms relative to the movie. In gravity there is a debris field that crashes into Hubble and our main characters ship, which forces our character to find her way back home in orbit. But instead of, say, the debris field crashing in once, as it would be dense enough at that time, it instead SOMEHOW travels around the planet in a densely packed group, which becomes a thread of conflict. It should've split apart upon that first impact, and went in various directions, (See my first comment)

  • @yevgeniygorbachev5152

    @yevgeniygorbachev5152

    7 жыл бұрын

    There is another problem. The relative velocities of the station and the debris. Let's assume, for the sake of my argument, that the debris does manage to stay in a cloud. In the movie, the debris is travelling at a velocity relative to the station of hundreds of meters (if not kilometers) per second, and in a direction at least somewhat parallel to the station's orbit. This means two things: A: The orbit of the debris cloud would have to have a perigee at or very near Hubble's orbit, because if it intersected it elsewhere, the debris would be moving at an angle relative to Hubble. B: The apogee of the orbit would have to be significantly higher than Hubble's. So the question is, what would create a could of debris with these orbital parameters? It seems even more unlikely that such a cloud could even have the orbit it has, much less impact Hubble.

  • @mushypork1272

    @mushypork1272

    6 жыл бұрын

    there's another problem, why do they alway choose people with various mental problems (usually a depression due to a loss, suicidal tendencies, etc.) to go into the space? I'm pretty sure they are not short on applicants.

  • @Sabrowsky
    @Sabrowsky8 жыл бұрын

    Neil deGrasse Tyson, internet superhero, would make for an awesome business card

  • @happychaosofthenorth
    @happychaosofthenorth8 жыл бұрын

    I'd like to see this guy team up with Cinema Sins to talk about "Everything Wrong With All Is Lost". I bet that would be hilarious. He really seems passionate about that movie's inaccuracies and it was fun to watch him rip into it. There needs to be more.

  • @JonO387
    @JonO3878 жыл бұрын

    No one has ever accused Fast and Furious of pretending to be realistic.

  • @Pivitrix

    @Pivitrix

    8 жыл бұрын

    +JonO387 I understand that they might claim they hold some credibility, being a pretty massive long running franchise revolving almost exclusively around cars/driving. But no, everyone knows it's pretty much exclusively dumb action and doesn't try to make sense.

  • @Feca29ca

    @Feca29ca

    8 жыл бұрын

    +JonO387 I have i miss the original movie, I have what they did to the franchise, not to say that the original everyone can afford a 25 to 45 g car, but common they started to do things that the original director would be started to scratch his head.

  • @skadrumsandwich7415

    @skadrumsandwich7415

    8 жыл бұрын

    ....not sure why anyone would

  • @mrwindupbird101

    @mrwindupbird101

    8 жыл бұрын

    +JonO387 I still can't wrap my head around that 60 mile runway

  • @JonO387

    @JonO387

    8 жыл бұрын

    mrwindupbird101 I have no idea what you're talking about.

  • @marksmith8079
    @marksmith80796 жыл бұрын

    Most movies have technical advisors which the directors/producer go out their way to do exactly the opposite of their advice.

  • @blahblahsen1142
    @blahblahsen11427 жыл бұрын

    i dont make sailing corrections because i know about a paragraph about sailing. but i do this on gun physics constantly. like someone getting knocked across the room by a 9mm shot, or a 6shot revolver firing 15 rounds while hammer-fanning or a snubbie pump shotgun holding 12 rounds, or a 50BMG blowing up a car but the soft squishy police officer takes the same round to the shoulder and is basically fine (talking to you Schwarzenegger's version of fast and furious with jonny knoxville as grand sultan of illegal weapons hoarding) movies like hit man are just riddles with these things. one movie that i found no issues with whatsoever...book of eli. correct number of bullets in the main guys guns to the mark, no magic bullets or infinite ammo/invincibility hack.

  • @mysss29

    @mysss29

    7 жыл бұрын

    Have you seen _John Wick_? I don't think the round counts were totally on [I forget], but the combat in that movie is at once Hollywood awesome and sort of plausible--at least if you forget that ALL of the moments in the movie are happening in sequence, if that makes sense. xD They definitely didn't do anything glaringly dumb with the guns, and there are some very cool ones in it--they didn't just go to a prop company and pick up a couple at random. It's basically a brutally realistic martial arts movie that happens to have tons of guns in it. [I could understand skipping it, since the trailer totally doesn't do it justice in that you can't tell what a good job they did at just _making an action movie_, compared to the preponderance of others with cool-looking trailers that aren't as good.]

  • @Amoeba47

    @Amoeba47

    7 жыл бұрын

    or when someone magically cocks the hammer on a glock

  • @mysss29

    @mysss29

    7 жыл бұрын

    cold 187um oh man I hate that so much

  • @NecroAsphyxia

    @NecroAsphyxia

    7 жыл бұрын

    For the John Wick thing, there is a reason for that. Keanu Reeves is an actual martial artist and marksmen. There is actually a video of his going through a target course that shows he really knows how to shoot, and shoot quite well. So he knows his guns. On top of that, he does all of his own stunts and fight scenes, so they are much more real. I give mad props to Keanu Reeves, especially with John Wick.

  • @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303

    @rkwatchauralnautsjediparty7303

    7 жыл бұрын

    About as stupid as cocking the hammer on a Glock is racking the slide. EVERY. TIME. YOU. THINK. ABOUT. DOING. SOMETHING. WHILE. HOLDING. A GUN. Lost was horrible about that and it pissed me off.

  • @mperritoz
    @mperritoz8 жыл бұрын

    I would love to see an entire video dedicated to him ripping apart that Robert Redford sailing movie.

  • @cobbler88
    @cobbler888 жыл бұрын

    How about every movie and TV show ever in which they jump-start a stopped heart by slapping on paddles, yelling "clear" and running voltage through it.Defibrillators/AEDs STOP a rhythm. They cannot start one.You run a charge through to try to knock the heart out of tachycardia (increased rate with no significant pumping) or fibrillation (irregular beat w/o pumping). There are situations in which a heart has stopped but a person hasn't yet flatlined, in which case a defibrillator has a use. But once the flatline occurs there is no longer a rhythm and the device is worthless.

  • @jetison333

    @jetison333

    6 жыл бұрын

    huh. I legitimately did not know that. out of curiosity, what do you do if they do flat line? CPR? there just dead?

  • @mushypork1272

    @mushypork1272

    6 жыл бұрын

    pull out their wallet and leave

  • @benedictbadminton4993

    @benedictbadminton4993

    5 жыл бұрын

    chest compressions

  • @KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds

    @KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds

    5 жыл бұрын

    I feel like they're getting better with that one, at least on TV medical dramas; but how about when they show a doctor doing chest compressions, and someone says "It's been 30 minutes--call it." If they DID get your heart beating again after TEN minutes, your brain would be so damaged from being without oxygen for that long, there was no sense in "reviving" you. The only drama I've seen that addressed this, is the very first episode of The Resident, where the title character keeps working on a teenage OD after his attending tells him to stop. The girl's heart eventually starts beating again, and the resident is so happy because he "saved a life," and his attending says, "no, you saved a brain stem," and that she's never going to wake up again, and now her mom and sister have false hope.

  • @kjohns99

    @kjohns99

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds True, but I was on a flight where a woman coded, and some nurses on board kept doing compressions for 20-some minutes until we landed. Maybe it's because there was no one in a position to say stop, but I was wondering what her brain function would be even if they did get her back.

  • @mysteryshrimp
    @mysteryshrimp8 жыл бұрын

    7:05 One of my favorite stroke-waiting-to-happen moments is in Castaway, where Tom Hanks goes to the highest point of the island and sees that there are serious waves breaking at every point of the beach on the very small island. Because apparently beaches magically cause waves that break perpendicular to the beach. I busted out laughing during The Core, not at the "duct tape some radioactive material to the nuclear bomb to make it a bigger nuclear bomb" moment, but at the mention of Aaron Eckhart's freshman geophysics class. No. Just no.

  • @aminemaverick3130
    @aminemaverick31305 жыл бұрын

    Thanks man ... I just love the Cracked channel

  • @thekkl
    @thekkl7 жыл бұрын

    You should do a video on sailing misconceptions.

  • @Maazzzo
    @Maazzzo8 жыл бұрын

    If it helps, I know nothing about cars and don't mind if you got the car wrong. But thanks for saying so.

  • @jeremiahmeade7332
    @jeremiahmeade73327 жыл бұрын

    I love you so much!! I have hard time laughing at stupidity, but you have me rolling on the floor. You are my new favorite youtuber!

  • @sarwarahmed7449
    @sarwarahmed74496 жыл бұрын

    LMAO I love this newly discovered guy/channel! The sailing stuff was great btw

  • @Tarkov.
    @Tarkov.8 жыл бұрын

    Those still aren't DVD players...they're VHS players.

  • @Skullkid20999

    @Skullkid20999

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Locutus thumps up if you still remember what VHS were.

  • @nuriel1825

    @nuriel1825

    8 жыл бұрын

    +SkullKid20999 They were still around in the early 2000's so it's not that hard to remember them.

  • @Kotten84

    @Kotten84

    8 жыл бұрын

    +SkullKid20999 Not only do I remember them, I even saw some recordable ones for sale at a local store not long ago. Almost made me shed some nostalgic tears.

  • @Tarkov.

    @Tarkov.

    8 жыл бұрын

    TheRaven There was a little tab you could break off/cover with tape, so that you could literally record over any VHS ever.

  • @djpheeze

    @djpheeze

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Locutus Goddamn kids these days don't even know how to hack a VHS tape! Hmmphh. Back in my day we had to _mumble mumble humbug_...

  • @Cal6009
    @Cal60098 жыл бұрын

    The Fast and the Furious was Point Break with street racing...

  • @revdraco

    @revdraco

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Cal6009 The Fast and the Furious was a bad knockoff of Point Break with street racing... FIFY

  • @hrishikick3186

    @hrishikick3186

    8 жыл бұрын

    but fast and furious series is so much more awesome,thanks to Diesel and hot girls and cars

  • @revdraco

    @revdraco

    8 жыл бұрын

    Hrishi Kick Except that Diesel is a hack whose best role was Groot.

  • @brokenwave6125

    @brokenwave6125

    6 жыл бұрын

    Except the ridiculous sky diving scene in Point Break is actually entertaining

  • @drego5
    @drego55 жыл бұрын

    Dude. That last bit.. with the match.. and your deadpan comment.. I quite literally passed out from laughter. Thank you.

  • @Carvingwanderer
    @Carvingwanderer4 жыл бұрын

    Best cracked guy yet, do more with this guy

  • @AlexReynard
    @AlexReynard8 жыл бұрын

    I'm not an astronaut, but I have written quite a few stories. Enough that I can kinda get a sense of what was going on in some writers' heads sometimes. And watching Gravity was a tragedy. Gorgeous, gorgeous direction, utterly spoiled by painfully amateurish scriptwriting. This was arrogance and pride. "My kid and I can write this just fine!" No, you can come up with a decent story just fine. What you needed was a real scriptwriter to go over your story and touch everything up to make it anywhere near close to plausible. This is what happens to some directors who start thinking they can do it all, and no one will say no to them because they're famous. George Lucas is the most famous example, but Chris Carter got it bad too.

  • @AlejandroLZuvic

    @AlejandroLZuvic

    6 жыл бұрын

    How Gravity isn't plausible? Ok ok, yes, Sandra Bullock miraculous trip back to Earth was.... miraculous... to say the least. But from a physical point of view, there aren't many errors. Ok, let's rephrase this. Don't get me wrong, Gravity has multiple errors, both physical and logical, and it also stretches the boundaries of imagination "quite a bit". But I don't really get all the hate when the movie's portrayal of space is basically dozens of times better than any other movie I can remember of in the last 20 years. 2001 is the only movie I can think of from the top of my head that's actually more accurate than Gravity in every way (except for the acid trip at the end of course). I mean, if you can't glare over errors on complex physical dynamics during the scene where Bullock and Clooney are tied up by a cable how in the world are you able to enjoy any other movie in the world? Like any other movie. I studied engineer so I understand one or two things about physics but when watching a movie, you kinda need to ignore such oversimplifications for fun.

  • @deathlegionair
    @deathlegionair8 жыл бұрын

    Some vehicles do have multiple reverse gears, though most are vehicles such as the Mercedes Unimog which are trucks designed for utility.

  • @Worgen33
    @Worgen338 жыл бұрын

    This is still one of my fav vids cracked has put out.

  • @krab1791
    @krab17915 жыл бұрын

    I’m glad I discovered your channel. I really enjoyed the video.

  • @cluckeryduckery261

    @cluckeryduckery261

    5 жыл бұрын

    K Rab you just discovered cracked? Man, I have some bad news for you. About a year ago cracked fired all their good writers and stopped making videos. I would recommend checking out the channel Some More News. It's run by former cracked writers and its a truly excellent channel.

  • @359339
    @3593398 жыл бұрын

    I want a whole video about boat stuff in movies.

  • @allanrichardson1468
    @allanrichardson14688 жыл бұрын

    Dead Poets: well, the title isn't Living Poets Society, so naturally they wouldn't mention Ginsberg. But Sandburg was alive in 1959 also. So they got the bergs mixed up! Gravity: saw the ending by accident in a pizza restaurant with so much noise they didn't turn the sound on. Visually stunning, but not enough plot information to tell accurate from bogus. Computers: in the 1960s while in college I saw the then recent movie Charly, based on Flowers for Algernon. In the final scenes when the brain stimulated human subject Charly is trying to find a cure for his inevitable relapse into mental deficiency, he was using an IBM 1401 accounting computer, not the most advanced one for scientific calculations (which would be the 7095 if you stick with IBM, or possibly a CDC 6600 if not limited to Big Blue). The 1401 was a much slower and simpler system used for much routine business data processing, and as a card to tape and tape to print appendage for the much faster big machines.

  • @allanrichardson1468

    @allanrichardson1468

    8 жыл бұрын

    Typo alert: IBM 7094.

  • @davidcarmer4476
    @davidcarmer44767 жыл бұрын

    Loved the stuff about sailing. Clearly, this is his area of expertise and he conveys it well.

  • @Rockhound6165
    @Rockhound61655 жыл бұрын

    I have to admit, I laughed my ass off at the final part when Redford drops the match and he says, "Yeah, that's fine, do that". My sides are literally hurting right now.

  • @unvergebeneid
    @unvergebeneid8 жыл бұрын

    I'd love to watch the entirety of _All Is Lost_ with this guy. That's gotta be hilarious =)

  • @fabsmaster5309
    @fabsmaster53098 жыл бұрын

    "I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference" I think he was talking about how one choice can completely change your life, unless you think he was being sarcastic which would be unlike Robert Frost.

  • @joecarrano795

    @joecarrano795

    6 жыл бұрын

    What frost was saying in that last stanza was that he would, in the future, tell the story as if taking that path changed his life, even though both paths were about the same. The lines just prior to the lines quoted are; "I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence:" I think the poem is more about the path he didn't take than it is about the one he did take. I think the title of the poem indicates this moreover.

  • @WalterLiddy

    @WalterLiddy

    5 жыл бұрын

    He's not being sarcastic, he's being ironic. In context it seems pretty clear his intent is to suggest that any perception of benefiting from following the less-beaten path was mistaken.

  • @KyroMenicou
    @KyroMenicou5 жыл бұрын

    You're definitely the funniest one on this channel dude!!! 😂

  • @bananaflywar
    @bananaflywar6 жыл бұрын

    Going to listen to this guy rant every morning to start my day :D Best thing I've discovered in a while.

  • @DarthObscurity
    @DarthObscurity8 жыл бұрын

    Hey could you finish number 5 in another video? It looked like you had a lot more to say.

  • @brettpgh3312
    @brettpgh33128 жыл бұрын

    This guy, I like him. Another!

  • @reteller
    @reteller8 жыл бұрын

    Thank you. This was excellent!

  • @tomstratton6120
    @tomstratton61208 жыл бұрын

    that was great. keep up the good work!

  • @SuperSongbird21
    @SuperSongbird217 жыл бұрын

    Movies only make a big deal out of 'driving stick' cos most American cars are automatic. Other countries (such as my native Britain), it's not such a big deal.

  • @AlejandroLZuvic

    @AlejandroLZuvic

    6 жыл бұрын

    This. For some Americans driving manual is black magic. For almost the rest of the world is... routine?

  • @splicerparade8795
    @splicerparade87958 жыл бұрын

    I kind of want to watch a whole video of you getting mad about people boating wrong.

  • @Giarcnek
    @Giarcnek8 жыл бұрын

    OK........Well Done Cracked! "Cheers!" This was an Awesome Vid..

  • @Giarcnek

    @Giarcnek

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Kenny “MacNephilim” Craig ok, one critique...Our Planet isn't "little and stupid"... "I like yogurt"

  • @kendit5445
    @kendit54458 жыл бұрын

    So "over and out" is the radio equivalent to saying "please and thank you" at the end of a sentence. "Can you get me a pizza? Please and thank you!"

  • @zekerein3410
    @zekerein34107 жыл бұрын

    At 6:40 he said "So I lived on a sailboat for 18 years". What? Somebody please explain!

  • @paulwalsh2220

    @paulwalsh2220

    7 жыл бұрын

    Could be one or both of his parents was a fisher or something and it was more practical if they just lived on the boat instead of his parent(s) having to go from their house to the boat every day? Keep in mind that there are people who live in caravans and trailers, so a sailboat's not that much of a stretch.

  • @LordDarthHarry
    @LordDarthHarry8 жыл бұрын

    Red Tails. Everythign from historical facts to how airplanes work and how the guns on those airplanes work. So planes performign manuvers that defy phisics, particualry that move "pretty boy" does to shake the p40 behind him. He jsut did that wierd spin thing and then started flying at the same speed he started the manuver like its nothing. The red tails isnking a destroyer (historicaly they jsut damaged it)......with nothing but .50 cal machine guns. And then there is one of the final scenes where the msutangs shrug off hits from Me 262s, including a pilot taking several direct hits to the torso. The Me 262 was armed with 4 30 mm cannons fireing high explosive rounds designed to rip B17s apart with jsut a few hits. They were basicaly lobign grenades. A pilot who took several hits to the torso with that wouldnt be performing a valiant last stand as he lsowly bleeds out....hed be a pile of mangled meat.

  • @breesco
    @breesco5 жыл бұрын

    Very, very nice riffs! Funny *and* informative.

  • @CommodoreFloopjack78
    @CommodoreFloopjack785 жыл бұрын

    "...Yeah, that's fine. Do that." Hilarious! 😆

  • @Rhaifha
    @Rhaifha7 жыл бұрын

    Science. In any movie. They always mess it up. Also history. And foreign countries/languages. You won't believe how often I've heard something German being called Dutch or vice versa. Or they will say something in language and then explain it in English and the translation is plain wrong. Hell in Madonna's 'I'm sorry' song, she says I'm sorry/forgive me in a variety of languages but suddenly in Dutch she says: 'I'm sad'. WRONG. I'm like you are about sailing about loads of other stuff.. 😅

  • @NecroAsphyxia

    @NecroAsphyxia

    7 жыл бұрын

    Oh don't me started with Japanese... Subtitle translations in mainstream Hollywood movies are always horrid xD. French suffers this too... Sometimes I wish I never learned Japanese and French because now that I do, I cannot unhear things.

  • @bigjermini

    @bigjermini

    5 жыл бұрын

    Out of sync subtitles. Especially when the text is way slower than the speakers. *mouth moves for a good 1MIN and 30 seconds* "get out" . *mouth moves about 3 words* "You see captain, I am not the one responsible for the impact. In fact it was the Toru, who started the whole thing. You and you sister could never have known the habaki where going to attack the citadel. When the attack started you were making more mutant offspring. So therefore the impact must have been preplanned. YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW OF THE LOCATION! YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD THE ACCESS CODES! *other one screams in anime * "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" *Mouth moves for 4 minutes, long story with flashbacks* "It wasn't me!" *Mouth moves a few words* "Stupid sister. What did you think? That I really cared for you? That we were going to raise those mutant babies forever? Look at them! the perfect mutant army, that only you could help produce. It started when our father...."

  • @joeymarliniv2158
    @joeymarliniv21588 жыл бұрын

    Schindler's List should be on here.

  • @deathhzrd

    @deathhzrd

    8 жыл бұрын

    Less jews

  • @Scottross93
    @Scottross937 жыл бұрын

    >talks a out knowing cars >calls a charger a challenger... Good job Cracked

  • @riverkagamine6229

    @riverkagamine6229

    7 жыл бұрын

    End plates *snaps fingers*

  • @Knexmoore
    @Knexmoore8 жыл бұрын

    First cracked video I liked.

  • @jonahwatson6756
    @jonahwatson67567 жыл бұрын

    Almost anything that's a representation of the real world in movies is inaccurate. Things at the top of the list that Cracked missed is the portrayal of firearms in any movie, the portrayal of martial arts in almost any movie, how police behave/should behave, and honestly physics in general. The thing is though, by comparison the real world is boring. In the real world, if you shoot a propane tank does it blow up? Hell no. But that's boring so filmmakers try to make it interesting to audiences, who are for the most part either ignorant or carefree. I typically only mind when it's a huge plot point.

  • @Dunwich93
    @Dunwich937 жыл бұрын

    My favorite movie mistake is in "Shawshank Redemption." The waste-water pipe he crawls through would be a 4" pipe (given the size of the prison) Also, that pipe wouldn't dump into a ditch outside the prison, even in that time period it would have went to a collection site to be treated (by either aerobic or anaerobic ponds) So, no possible way is he escaping through sewage pipe. Huge glaring plot-hole in an Academy award winning film, yaaay.

  • @alexgregg1058

    @alexgregg1058

    7 жыл бұрын

    His method of escape was based on a real one that happened. It was in another country with different building codes, but it did happen.

  • @Dunwich93

    @Dunwich93

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Alex Gregg Must have been a veeeerrrryyy old building. Prisons of that size use 4" services. Cities that service 25,000 don't have mains big enough to crawl through. Being as that it was based in Maine, it's not likely that the service linenwouod be big enough to crawl through. So, still a glaring mistake.

  • 5 жыл бұрын

    If it was a large pipe, it was probably storm drain, not sewage / waste-water pipe.

  • @ArtDocHound
    @ArtDocHound8 жыл бұрын

    Great vid!

  • @swingAE86
    @swingAE868 жыл бұрын

    I've been waiting for someone to bring up F&Fs ridiculous shifting. THANK YOU!

  • @acdc14terrace
    @acdc14terrace8 жыл бұрын

    Cracked is slowly becoming the buzzfeed of opinions. They think they talk about science, but they are oh so wrong.

  • @xX_Gravity_Xx

    @xX_Gravity_Xx

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Demonic Muffin ^ Hero figure.

  • @greysonvaughan3731

    @greysonvaughan3731

    8 жыл бұрын

    Rekt

  • @acdc14terrace

    @acdc14terrace

    8 жыл бұрын

    Demonic Muffin "I'm guessing they're wrong about everything?" Exaggeration in your argument. Is that really logical of you to do so? "Even if you can just link a handful and a half of sources for what you're referencing as being wrong" What the hell do you mean by this? Is this your first time attempting at making an argument? If you want to make a point or logical argument, you should at least think twice about what you are going to type.

  • @acdc14terrace

    @acdc14terrace

    8 жыл бұрын

    Demonic Muffin You are the quite the dedicated troll. I applaud you on your "effort". Please, write another paragraph with your sarcasm. I'm not even joking here. Seriously, it's quite funny to read.

  • @MrBeard17
    @MrBeard178 жыл бұрын

    Talks about inaccuracies with vehicles and then says 99.9 % of people owns and operates a car every day ..

  • @hollacity

    @hollacity

    5 жыл бұрын

    ...that watches the movie.

  • @maybeyourbaby6486

    @maybeyourbaby6486

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@hollacity ...about cars.

  • @DarkWandererAU
    @DarkWandererAU7 жыл бұрын

    Lmao! What a great video, facts & laughs, thanks for filming & sharing. If the host of the video reads this, how did you come to live on a sailboat for 18 years? What was it like living back on land after that time?

  • @lumpingawesome
    @lumpingawesome7 жыл бұрын

    gotta love it when any gun at all can make people fly through doors and shit

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