Petition to make Vq and Mopar owners the new crowd killers for all the street takeovers they hit people in 😂

@Bjlawesome198

Жыл бұрын

Id sign that - mustang owner 😂

@aestheticswim3397

Жыл бұрын

mopar guys prolly have the biggest but most fragile ego

@Ferrari255GTO

Жыл бұрын

@@aestheticswim3397 all the ego comes from the cars, of course it's fragile. They get the base model and they already think they're the real shit, then some dude with a half built mustang pops up and claps them onto mars

@wontonwhereyouat8775

Жыл бұрын

The world isn’t ready for that, but I’m all for it

@aestheticswim3397

Жыл бұрын

@@Ferrari255GTO dodge charges you more for less ford charge less for more

Having a dad that doesn’t love you is definitely worse than not having a dad

@ayyooojett2353

Жыл бұрын

Dam

@Ferrari255GTO

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, for a long time my dad was away from me because he left for work and he didn't even had where to live for a while, so he didn't want to bring me there without a roof to sleep on. For a little bit i kind of didn't have a dad, a little after, i had a stepfather (since they were divorced when i was 2) who didn't have bad intentions, but didn't know any better way to try and teach me than to be an asshole and scream shit at me for 2-5 hours. My blood pressure rised so high that on PE i could feel my whole body pulsating. So yes, having no father is better than having an asshole, especially because he might not know that he is and actually love you, and you both suffer on the process with no easy way to fix it. I ended up being able to forgive him, but it took me two years after his death from medical problems (he had a really bad combination of issues where he would have his blood clog his veins, but also a bleed on his stomach, so treatment for one thing would make the other worse.)

@otisenterprises3434

Жыл бұрын

@@Ferrari255GTO oh lmao my dad just kicked me out of the house because i “disrespected” him by telling him many things but a few being that hes a bad father and that if anyone in his our family is diagnosed with a mental illness it’s because of him

@tyreseed5681

Жыл бұрын

True, because then you KNOW he doesn’t want you. not having a dad may be just a guy who doesn’t know who has a kid so at least there’s hope

@Makaya9s

Жыл бұрын

Well.. often that's not entirely true. Being disappointed by your real father is better than forever wondering what he might be like or even worse: creating a positive false image of him

I feel like Bladed is slowly going insane and I love it

@postalpancho

Жыл бұрын

The algorithm promotes crazy

@evanoeab9118

Жыл бұрын

Wdym "slowly", HES ALREADY GONE M GUY

@joshsuelto

Жыл бұрын

he forgot to take his pills

@PartyPhil1

Жыл бұрын

the patrick voice in his head still asking him where the miata is to this day

@BladedAngel

Жыл бұрын

I'm literally clinically insane. Can't lose my mind if i never found it.

The only one that wasn't a joke was definitely the Altima

@BladedAngel

Жыл бұрын

It was an HONOR BEHOLD THE TRANSCENDANT GODHOOD STATUS OF THE ALTIMA!

@PartyPhil1

Жыл бұрын

@@BladedAngele miss you. You’ve been in this asylum for 10 years and you haven’t gotten any better. You keep talking about cars and speaking in a patrick voice. Please, just take the medicine the doctor gave you so you can get better. Please.

@thedoomslayer2468

Жыл бұрын

I always thought it was just a joke u til I met my coworker. Drunk drifting at 3AM, having to replace a door/window twice, flooring on the way to 7/11 at lunch, and every check engine light on for months at a time. Truly menaces to society.

@broodaiamdewey622

8 ай бұрын

The cheap power and notoriety makes it the prime candidate for hoodrats and criminals. The hardest part is distinguishing whether it's a genuine menace or just an altima fan. Case and point, my sister drives an altima. My friend crashes them. The duality of mankind.

@silllykitten329

4 күн бұрын

@@thedoomslayer2468some Altima owners actually maintain their cars and take care of them, mod them, I promise 😭

At 0:53 bladed accidentally switches to rapper mode. Respect.

@anynonymous1585

Жыл бұрын

Eminem's got competition

@thatguy12

Жыл бұрын

@@anynonymous1585 he´ll take 6 years and a surprise album to come up with a diss

@vascodundev4519

Жыл бұрын

Bro be spittin bars👍

@BLENDITE

Жыл бұрын

started near 0:43, i love this

As a WRX owner, im happy we made it on some type of list

@Cartaku

Жыл бұрын

aight, now don't make it onto a FBI watchlist, It's usually the next step after being on a Police Wanted List 😂

@anusername8350

Жыл бұрын

You’re on a few lists alright.

@obeseufo3707

Жыл бұрын

this video inspired me to download Waze

@RyuusanFT86

Жыл бұрын

You're always on a list

@RyuusanFT86

Жыл бұрын

@@Cartaku You signed in on the wrong account 👁👄👁

The amount of Altimas I've seen trying to speed past the modded Subaru's in my city and get absolutely crushed is always hilarious, its an almost daily occurrence.

@Thot-Slayer-420

Жыл бұрын

subaru WRXs? by ‘crushing’ i assume you mean just as a left lane altima passes a right lane wrx, the wrx turns to pit manoeuvre the altima before inertia drifting back into the crashed altima, crushing it into the barrier.

@ACID_MENTE

Жыл бұрын

pretty sure they too busy tryna cut traffic off than seein wut traffic they cuttin off

Honorable mention to lifted truck drivers with light bars for blinding everyone between the hours of 5pm and 7am

@reyesI165

Жыл бұрын

See the semis we have at work have this bright LED light in the rear that help us back up. I love to turn it on on those dumb pickups😂

@MrTheHillfolk

Жыл бұрын

Shout at,I mean out to the brodozers 😄😄

@MrTheHillfolk

Жыл бұрын

@@reyesI165 lol don't mess with an owner operator either 😄 Do something naughty, and you'll end up thinking you looked at the sun 🤣🤣

@Vlasko60

Жыл бұрын

The bigger the truck and the closer he gets (it's always a he), the slower I go. Those over-compensators hate it when you're not intimidated and just sit there in front of them waiting for them to back off.

Also Yes VQ's keep me awake at 3:00am... and I will never understand what the hell they are doing

@BladedAngel

Жыл бұрын

Vq bois being vq bois doing vq things

@sicari0s692

Жыл бұрын

We are working on our 0-60 time with our burble tunes turned on

@Ferrari255GTO

Жыл бұрын

@@BladedAngel like burning exhaust systems with backfire tunes

@Palkia8842

Жыл бұрын

Bro I be hearing these mfs at 11PM in the distance going BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMM

@Ur_About2HaveNoTime

Жыл бұрын

@@BladedAngel Things us normies will never understand?

After straight piping my SRT-8, I've become a menace to society

@Chiimp

Жыл бұрын

charger challenger 300 or jeep ?

@wildthunder02gaming37

Жыл бұрын

@@Chiimp Challenger

@JohnSmith-yl8sg

Жыл бұрын

I'm considering doing this with my 2009 Challenger SRT8

@wildthunder02gaming37

Жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-yl8sg it's worth it, my 6.1l sounds good

@redfox-zj5mn

Жыл бұрын

There’s this guy I work with at ammo and he has a blue srt 8 and it sounds badass

As a G37 owner, that taking pics outside of 711 hurt my soul 😂

@MrTheHillfolk

Жыл бұрын

About 2yrs ago I see a g37x next to a newish vette at a light , and it merges to 1 lane about 600' from the light. That G37 had like 2 cars on that vette by the time they hit the merge and Id say he was doing 80 or so easily, I was shocked I had no idea. I'm guessing they gotta be turboed to pull something like that off , I don't know anything about em but that was badass.

@Flaminghawk

9 ай бұрын

Mhmm.. and you think you cool or something Tryra, get a pic at that 711 In yo G-37 I BET you know a dude named Kevin Oh, I bet you love revving In yo G37 But you need a new connection With a new girl would reckon Idk what im doin I'm just saying stuff that rhymes with 11 OHHH I bet you're pretty cool

The loss of sanity has translated into a really goofy energy and I love it. Everybody's gangsta until bladed goes insane.

@sparkgrid

Жыл бұрын

Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Babe wake up Bladed uploaded

@jintermont

Жыл бұрын

Is righty not responding ... 🤔 lmfao

@ThreeMoonsArc-ye6yz

17 күн бұрын

I gave you like 69 you’re welcome

Bladed spittin bars

@BladedAngel

Жыл бұрын

Nah I be googlin them bars. The same Google that has now locked me out of my account on my PC, so I'm on my Laptop now.

@ryan.c990

Жыл бұрын

@@BladedAngel 💀

@aestheticswim3397

Жыл бұрын

better than that Lamborghini off-road commercial

@notthatbad8844

Жыл бұрын

@@BladedAngel You finna be behind bars

@NinjaXavier2

Жыл бұрын

@@notthatbad8844 with his buddy lars

After so many close calls with Lv.200 Altima Superbosses on the highways, I've developed the ability to predict when those super saiyan goofballs are about to do something that their no insurance having asses are not going to take accountablity for

@reyesI165

Жыл бұрын

Chill…some of us actually do have insurance 😂

@xletzyy

7 ай бұрын

​@reyesI165 lol only the drug dealer altimas got insurance 😂😂

@silllykitten329

4 күн бұрын

@@reyesI165yes my insurance is $190 a month and I never even had a DUI or nothing. 😭

One of my friends has an old crown vic police interceptor, just doesn't scare anyone when you live in germany though.

@Ferrari255GTO

Жыл бұрын

There's a story about someone's experience with a Crown Vic and it's funny af

The Foodstamps line had me in tears 😂

"Gas prices are higher than a pothead strapped to a kite" 😂

1:17 bladed got that logic flow

It's been a while since I've seen a silly/goofy video from you. I missed watching these.

@BladedAngel

Жыл бұрын

Ok now watch my midnight club video,this is literally the same energy

@TGWA_Zach

Жыл бұрын

@@BladedAngel Yeah, I did. I wish I could play it, but I don't have the right console.

I'm usually called a menace when I run someone over in a blasted out subaru. It's not my fault I'm too busy vaping.

@silllykitten329

4 күн бұрын

We don’t think, only act

"There's no way that beemer is keeping up with him" my grandpa watching Gone in 60 Seconds with me (nic cage version) during the docks chase scene. Detectives were driving a stock 3 series lmao... He was a car guy, 40s-50s hot rods, had a brief oval racing career also.

The Altima one got me, "how dare you".🤣🤣🤣

The Altima was totally unexpected and made me laugh hard. 10/10.

By far having one that doesn't love you is worse. You'll have an expectation of someone that you could go to and look up too and whatever else you do with a dad, but you can't fulfill them. Not having a dad removes those wants and expectations that comes with a father

Honestly as a side track to the crown Vic segment I legit get freaked out internally when I see any newer Explorer behind me and it’s worse when it’s at night and I can see an suv shape but I can’t see what it is

As a 2014 3.5 vq altima owner I can confirm this is true

Watching this from the driver’s seat of my retired crown vic with lights still in it, and an STI in the garage at home, double homicide 😂💀

I miss the Altima I used to drive and my friends that are into cars all know this and I get this kind of crap all the time about it and just laugh my head off because it is true for a lot of people but not exactly me. My Altima had a VQ tho

@silllykitten329

4 күн бұрын

I fucking love my Altima and I’m not scared to say it 😂 when it’s paid off tho, I plan on getting another car. I want like… 4 different ones. 😂

As a proud wrx owner who has a court hearing in a couple of weeks about me loosing my license. This is def accurate. Also my best mate owns a 3 series and he’s and even worse driver than I am so this def accurate 😂

I got so excited when you brought up BAE😂

The content so funny I’m constantly laughing. You used to have an ounce of chill back in the day but now NAHH. Im all for it 🎉🎉

This is the kind of car vids I need in my timeline.

Hey now I've yet to get a ticket and I sure as hell don't speed through a school zone but man you had me dying over here. Great video

This is simply a small portion of the menaces out there. We still gotta unlock the legendary ones and mythic ones

Bro spittinn🔥🔥🔥

I didn't know I needed to hear you spit bars

Bladed hitting us with his sick flow at the beginning, spittin fire

We need more vids like this Bladed!

Loving the energy

As an altima owner im thrilled to be on a list lets go, mine came pre-fucked up too

yo I'm digging all the fighting game music also great vid

Lol that rant on the VQ brass band guys and gals...someone should maek instrumentalz for it!

The second outro kinda wholesome, I liked it. :D

The long awaited bladed upload🙏

Ngl if I didn’t know who u were this would be a difficult watch, however I do know who u are so. Love it!

i love hou Bladed just starts rhyming about the topic for no reason. seriously, keep doing this, it is a fun apart from the topic itself

Subbed! Glad I found this channel haha excellent lol.

the poetry almost amde me cry

@BladedAngel

Жыл бұрын

hopefully cry as in cry from how bad it was.🤣

Heyyyy I haven’t seen you in years angel. Good vid👍🏿

this vidio was awesome XD. As a vq owner can confirm im up 5 am gettin to work

Bro dropping bars

My man’s spitting bars in that vq topic

1:00 Wow I didn't know Bladed Angel was eminem those bars in the beginning was clappin!!! ❤

😂😂😂😂 This was a hilarious one Great ending statement 🤣👌🏻

I watched this on my lunch break and all I have to say is thank you

I just like playing videos in the background while I drive, and as the first entry played, a 350z with rep te-37s pulled up right behind me at the light lmao.

hey Bladed, i remember back then when you installed louvers because of privacy thing and then removed it later on, have you thought about using one-way stickers where there are bunch of small holes on it so the lights outside can pass through for you to see but not the other way around? maybe you've think about it and I'm too late, meh it's 2 in the morning and i cannot hold my thoughts. It'll be really cool because you can design the stickers for it to match your styles.

I agree with your thoughts on 3 series but thats only the purest

Lmao this is definitely the funniest video you’ve uploaded. My sorry ass was just cackling during the whole video. Please keep making more videos like these. 😂 👌

damn you spat some bars in the beginning

Thanks for the waze tip

1:32 my man spittin bars XD

That rhyme run was absolutely MAD

The double outtro for the win

Lol the 4 am vq is literally me, I feel attacked 😂😂😂

Pretty good video. I sense youre channeling some regular car reviews here. Lol Got to laugh at it all. Big Altima Energy is real tho. Up here in Canada if you pull into a Walmart youre going to see two or three Altimas with a whole side scraped and or busted tailights and bumper held on with tuck tape. 😅

Gonna be honest, dude's bustin' rhymes. It's ok Bladed, we haven't disowned you. Keep doing you, man.

Hilarious man, subscribed

1:56 As a owner of a blacked out 2017 Ford Police Interceptor Utility with the 3.5L Ecoboost and the spotlight still attached, it is accurate what he said with the crown vic. I was driving on the freeway and saw someone weaving and cutting people off half a mile away, i floored it down the fast lane, people getting out of my way till i caught up with the dude, stuck to him like glue and he moved to the center after 20 seconds, i did the same, he moved to the right lane after a few seconds i did as well, after a few more seconds he pulls over LMFAO he knew what he did. The stain in his pants was well deserved

@jjbarajas5341

Жыл бұрын

Why'd you gotta do it to him lmao 💀💀💀

I love your videos bro deadset hilarious makes my day :) keep this shit up homie

LOL , as an owner of a basic ( ultra basic ) 3-series BMW wagon who is also a doctor and who also drives 180-200km/h on the highway this is spot on . Love your content man. Edit: Waze and Mexico for life.

Glad someone recognizes what Vq owners sacrifice to piss off our neighbors and coworkers. Not cheap but well worth the effort. Still should've been higher than altima, Really though how is Corvette's on there, you don't have crowd seeking bumpers like mustangs and boats. You do got golf course an casino seeking devices. Honestly the tires are the only thing in danger. Gramps ain't gonna wreck his corvette to impress the nursing home. Thx for the laughs man gonna have to resubscribe now.

Congrats on 600k

In my local area I’ve got 3 loud ass WRXs, a couple of 350z’s, and countless falcon/ commodore utes that rip down the back streets at 4:00 am. Nuts.

Congrats dude you hit 600K

the first two minutes sound like straight bars, can we get a beat to complete this? 😂 good video btw, keep it up!

CONGRATS ON 600K BTW!

That WRX segment is why I got a first gen Impreza from the civilized part of the platform.

nice video, bro

Congratulations on 600k subscribers

3 serious let’s gooooo 😂😂 funny as hell

I love bikes and beards, the sherf department joke was funny

This one was hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣😂

I actually just finished my new exhaust for my 370 lol. No I did not strait pipe it, it has a dual in dual out black widow exhaust 250 series muffler and I made side exits that dump right in front of the rear wheels. It's got a little bit of trumpet but not nearly as bad as some VQs I've heard.

2:29 see in Australia we didn’t really have crown vics, so we somehow don’t have this problem.. In Australia we have BMW M3 as a police car

Bladed, you forgot to include that the WRX also happens to top another list... DUI. It was only edged out by the Dodge Ram 2500 in 2021 😬. Although apparently in 2022, the top spot was held by the NSX (didn't see that one coming).

Definitely caught me off guard with the "Tee-Hee 37s" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

One minute in and mah boi's over here spittin' LYRICS 😂😂👍

Bro you, ARE DEAD ON 🤣 you got me rolling

5:58 that’s my local news network…

yay my favourite youtuber uploaded

Hahaha! Thanks for the good laughs!

Holy shit that rhymes in the start lmaooo it is godlike

I love hearing cars roaring from far away. Birds and cars chirping alike. Ahh yessss

Not me modding my Altima lmfao! It’s the first car in my name and I actually love it. Sure the horse power is a little under 200 but even stock the newer ones are super nice, have good specs you wouldn’t get stock from other similar midsize cars at the same price point, etc. Big Altima energy doesn’t think, we only act. 😭😂😂😂😂

Midnight club 3, I didn't expect that

I drive an altima and I still found this video funny 😂😂

I own a VQ powered vehicle, & I find these VQ Boi memes hilarious

Bladed angel do be freestylin’ though