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DID HE REALLY INSTALLED CHROME WITH MICROSOFT EDGE LIVE OMG HAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING (I already have the new Edge Chrominium by the way)

@hakimiasri2774

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh that is so much more better than the old one

@hahaitsme

3 жыл бұрын

I mean new Edge is so better than the old Edge trash.

@rummyrummyrum76

3 жыл бұрын

And he said “we’re not going to help make google better”

@andypaunov8109

3 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who likes Edge Legacy more?

@hahaitsme

3 жыл бұрын

@@andypaunov8109 I like both, but the new Edge is way better in every way. Although old Edge was lightweight and more touch friendly. For touch I think best browser was Internet Explorer on Windows 8.

The edge is like: "Are you sure you want to download a google product?"

@MichaelMossmanNZ

Ай бұрын

The latest Edge pretty-much IS a Google product =)

@megatronskneecap

Ай бұрын

@@MichaelMossmanNZ It's actually an Apple product but uh huh

5:35 this guy made the fail hilarious as hell, I'd give him a raise just because he gave people laughs.

@NazriB

2 жыл бұрын

Lies again? Lousy Programmers

3:35 "Show me to buy milk at this opportunity" That laugh tho.

@nothinbutpeanut

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-if1de8pt2j he is speaking the language of the gods

@nothinbutpeanut

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-if1de8pt2j way to chose a guy for your demo 90% human beings can't decipher what he said

@Cthight

4 жыл бұрын

@@nothinbutpeanut What is the language of the gods?

@ChilloutLibrary

3 жыл бұрын

And to never return to home

@erikt211

3 жыл бұрын

I literally have no idea what word he was trying to say?? I speak and understand perfect English?

3:15 “traditionally shit see”

"Show me to buy milk at this opportunity!" 😂😂😂

Last guy lost his job for sure 😂

“Iets install chrome.” Computer: NO GET EDGE INSTED ITS BETTER

@partitionhlep

2 жыл бұрын

yet literally fails to load the same company that made the browser's website

5:40 Task failed successfully.

This video is missing the classic windows 98 presentation fail regarding plug and play technology that ended with BSOD. I was hoping it would be #1 in this vid

@FernandoMojicaJ

4 ай бұрын

That's gold. 😂

6:25 I love the fact that all the autofill searches were anime realated

@ignacioorduna5113

3 жыл бұрын

Ayy

@janosjoob433

3 жыл бұрын

Anime is best🤜🤛

I have not seen anyone in any IT department EVER since Windows 10 came out, have Cortana running on their sys-preped images. That is the first shit that is disabled by the admins.

The Chrome guy got canned, no doubt.

@teslainvestah5003

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe not. He was demoing azure web services. The audience would have been people who were possibly on the fence about buying microsoft's big subscriptions services worth hundreds of times more than using bing for a year. Maybe higher-ups would have just said "it sucked that he had to do that, I mean, really sucked, but at least he saved our presentation."

@McDonaldsDude

2 жыл бұрын

nah not under Satya. Under Bill or Steve though? He would've been executed. Satya doesn't care about those platform wars like the other 2 did.

@yannpoco

7 ай бұрын

⁠@@teslainvestah5003you are right. their azure services are way more profitable than a browser

That Microsoft one was iconic he installed google chrome because edge was shitty lol

Show me my WHAT opportunities? Not even I can understand the guy not even after 3 times he said it. Can someone tell me what the hell he said?

@shazzadrahim1679

3 жыл бұрын

Same here 😃😃😃

@RahulOne1

3 жыл бұрын

"what are my At Risk oppurtunities"

Microsoft, I wanna ask you one thing - HOW CAN YOU HAVE 2 FAILS IN A SINGLE PRESENTATION???

@cluxter-org

2 ай бұрын

Simple: by using 2 Microsoft products.

The KZread algorithm is recommending this now💀

Wait the iphone face id didnt fail they just never entered the passcode after the first boot to enable face id again

@juancarlos131291

Ай бұрын

That's exactly it, either that, or the device was handled by a few people before the actual demo and failed so many times that it asked for the passcode in order to enable it again. But I agree, it wasn't a fail. Many people don't realize that. I've seen this same video in other "fail" compilations.

Good video made my day.

I think Steve Jobs somehow in a hurry mistakenly got the iPhone of the same model rather than taking the new one after the old one 🤔🤣🤣🤣

@jamesblair2713

2 жыл бұрын

Later in the presentation he said they figured out what went wrong, that there were tons of other Wi-Fi devices so the networks were slow. He asked everyone to turn everything off then he gave a good demo lol

I don’t think the iPhone X situation with Face ID was necessarily a bug. Current iPhones will still do that after a restart or when you summon the “slide to power down” option. It’s a security feature by disabling biometrics.

I really thought the presentation for iphone 3 and 4 was edited but some how it wasn't and that is still accurate even on current models of iphones😅😅😅

At 4:00 minutes i honestly dont know what hes saying too, "show me my most at risk opportunities?" What was he saying?

@Qvexilber

29 күн бұрын

Also dont know 😅

This just proves that anything humans creates can break.

0:50 look at the water drops, look at the projector and even look at the Steve's bald head

Did the microsoft presenter even prepare?

@ricksorkin2522

3 жыл бұрын

Did jobs prepare No

@cluxter-org

2 ай бұрын

Sadly, yes. Just imagine how worse it could have been if they didn't.

@0w3nn

14 күн бұрын

@@ricksorkin2522yes he did

Did that Microsoft chrome guy get fired? Satya?

@zeyadwaleed4973

2 жыл бұрын

i think they should gift him or something cuz he solved a problem that wasnt expected in just a minute and made it laughing situation to the audience that they loved it

First is the best one ever. 🤣🤣 .. I'm not gonna help google to improve... 🤣

@techwisepk

Жыл бұрын

That one is our favorite as well 😃

The face id didn’t fail. My phone does that from time to time when it doesn’t recognize a face more than 4 times or when it’s booted up.

Chrome guy is brutal ;D lmao 🤣

#2 is not necessarily a tech fail. His accent or possible lisp is preventing the technology from discerning him correctly.

The face id one was because staff/audience got to try the iphones before the keynote had started hence the face id was wrong, same with touch id, too many wrong attempts, it asks for your passcode... the iphone did what it was meant to do... lol but the chrome one though

im the only i see the girl with a macbook in surface lol

Stop bullying these poor companies. THere's only so much you can do with a couple hundred billion dollars.

@_nxctophile

3 жыл бұрын

Truee man 😂😂

Surface works great for entertainment, only when it works.

you can add copilot recall to this list now!

Build the product that you yourself would want to use

I like the ones you don't see here, like the one where Windows 98 went BSoD live on air, or when Steve Jobs was having network issues that turned out to be due to over 500+ base stations operating in that very room! Edit: The network fail shown here may have actually been that one. 570 base stations to be exact. kzread.info/dash/bejne/rKKss7GJdsqYndI.html

@MrReddFlames

9 ай бұрын

oo

The iPhone one wasn't really a fail. There were a lot of people using the network so It was hard for the phone to connect to the network quickly.

@Qvexilber

29 күн бұрын

So its a fail, something failed for whatever reason

Steve JObs Be like : we are poor pls give me wifi pls pls pls i am crying pls pls pls iphone 4 will fail pls pls pls

While we are talking here I’m gonna go and install chrome 😂

Where’s the Windows Vista speech to text one?

You missed 1.... Bill Gate's Win98 BSD presentation.

3:35 sorry but i dont think that was cortana's fault >.>

@mmmghool

2 ай бұрын

Theyre the ones that designed it not to understand accents tho

Disliked, didn't show the Windows 98 presentation fail. (aka the one where the computer spontaneously blue screens while a new driver was being installed)

That’s why Apple moved to recorded presentations hahaha It’s so uncomfortable watching all of those moments.

My favorite MS fail is still when Bill Gates was there and they blue screened a Windows 98 demo... lol..

The Win98 fail is missing xD

3:18 : *Satya!*

Satya Nadella has to program another feature that recognises Indian accent. LoL 😆

the first one was a wifi issue, but I suppose it counts

@ricksorkin2522

3 жыл бұрын

Dont try to find excuse for the FAILURE

3:40 wtf is he saying?

@benjaminzipser6021

Ай бұрын

Show me milk at this opportunity

LMFAO why im laughing si hard on this 😁😁😁

You forget about Windows 98 presentation. There was most famous.

Love how at 1:08 phone #1s time is ahead by one minute…

Downloading Chrome on a Microsoft Demo **FACE PALM** someone got fired LMAO no just kidding...

The Microsoft Presenter could have installed Firefox so that at least, they didn't had to interfare with Google. 😅

@Paras-ot2qo

5 ай бұрын

firefox used to good back in win 7 days now just bloatware and trackers

You has forget Apple maps (replace Google maps )

Biggest Apple fail was when it fell and hurt Isaac newtons head Biggest Microsoft fail was because it isn’t macro or hard

They need Chrome or Firefox in that Suface.

3:44 i dont even know what he’s saying

99% of Microsoft employees use chrome (or firefox)

@hahaitsme

3 жыл бұрын

Not now. Edge is Chromium now.

@WhitfieldProductionsTV

2 жыл бұрын

@@hahaitsme aka edge is chrome with a pretty face to it.

@hahaitsme

2 жыл бұрын

@@WhitfieldProductionsTV Edge is still better

@WhitfieldProductionsTV

2 жыл бұрын

@@hahaitsme long as you are not using bing, then yes.

@0w3nn

14 күн бұрын

@@WhitfieldProductionsTVedge is ugly wdym

Microsoft won't help make Google Chrome better. :D

Fails that Apple had, are far smaller than the ones that microsoft had 😂

@Zomboy4313

18 күн бұрын

WiFi and passcode, much less than not working at all

AI isn't accent friendly...extempo is dangerous...at times...

the iphone is just being normal

3:30: obviously Microsoft is racist because it doesn't recognise the strange America-IndiStani accent.

6:07 #installchrome Lol

Did you omit Bill Gates' Win 98 BSOD on purpose?

God damn marketing people make me sick ! Closet thing to Bankers

@nspe1372

4 жыл бұрын

Um, I don't think Steve Jobs and Satya Nadella are "marketing people", you absolute pleb.

@nzshareman

4 жыл бұрын

@@nspe1372 If Steve Jobs wasn't Apples main marketing Guru i'll eat my Grannies undies LOL

Microsoft ones were worse. RIP Microsoft.

@mrfuck792

3 жыл бұрын

Apple 🍎 maybe shows less embarrassment, but at least Microsoft is more honest with costumers... Apple just sells more and more shit and people just don't care and buy it.. at least it's honest from Microsoft to install Chrome, because their browser suck.. Apple is for people who don't care about hardware or software.. they'll buy anything, they just want everything to work and they don't care how does what work.. their consumers just aren't that smart in technology

@khtannnnnnnnnn

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrfuck792 Yas

@asutoshghanto3419

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrfuck792 Microsoft is the big ass monopoly company which gives me windows preinstalled and forces me to buy licence even if I am ain't buying their laptop.

@semihdeveli1491

3 жыл бұрын

@@asutoshghanto3419 you can use Linux then. Microsoft is a honest company and take care of their customers. +Xbox fact

@daemiax

3 жыл бұрын

@@asutoshghanto3419 your STORES forces you to install Windows. Here in europe , when you buy a pre-built computer and don't ask specifically for an OS to be installed, they either come without an OS or they come with Linux (Distro) installed.

Imagine just how cringe that situation you in at that moment 😂

I'm not exactly an Apple fan, but I want to point out that the presenter of that FaceID simply hadn't set up the iPhone he was using. So the iPhone simply did what it should've done. EDIT: 2 years later and I can officially say I'm an Apple fan now. Fuck Microsoft.

@RADIUM108

3 жыл бұрын

It's a fail cause he couldn't get the phone to do what he wanted to do the phone is fine though

@ricksorkin2522

3 жыл бұрын

@@RADIUM108 it was a great failure because he should be PREPARED for this other things don't matter

@Andy-uf8jq

3 жыл бұрын

That's exactly why it's a fail

@joshua-ul5xj

Жыл бұрын

yeah. also in cortana. its hard to use cortana in open area and he also have microphone and maybe a huge speakers(cause he is presenting) so cortana detects different word.

@evidenttooth1777

7 ай бұрын

Or maybe he picked up the wrong phone? He does switch it out for a backup

Windows Vista was the worst by far

Sales force is so crap

The biggest fail was bill gates blue screen in windows lunch.

embarrassing

Suscripciones de por vida tal cual pago de colegiaturas secundaria,media superior,,universidad,primaria,Crntro de encubacion de empresas y transferencia de tecnología.

Cringe level is over 9000, this is why I am afraid of presentations.

Apple presentations didn't work because of external issues. Microsoft didn't work because it sucks.

@mitchib1440

4 жыл бұрын

I use mostly Google stuff. I'm not an Apple fan exactly, and I do use Windows the most. So I'm not biased when I tell you that you're absolutely fucking right 😂

@StormcloudLive

3 жыл бұрын

The guy literally said that the version of edge that's running on those systems is locked down, that means that it's not able to connect to the VM's because there is parts of them which isn't standard consumer version of Edge, where he knew a fresh install of Chrome wouldn't have those protections added into it.

Recent fails kzread.info/dash/bejne/aYF80tmGc8ieiLA.html

At least Steve Jobs was so much honest!

Nutella can't speak English.