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@alexvives1335

2 жыл бұрын

Slava Ukraini!

@federicopadilla8879

2 жыл бұрын

I get that what's happening on Ukraine is awful... But I wonder if you would give the same coverage the next time USA invades or just continues it's occupation on other countries with Little to no rightful reasons...?

@itsve8632

2 жыл бұрын

Why not for donbass? Ukraine are the real villains due there bombing of donbass for 8 years.

@OuterRimPride

2 жыл бұрын

@@federicopadilla8879 probably never going to happen again. Plus, we didn’t deliberately target civilians, and the Iraq War itself was very quick and just.

@thesithlord1019

2 жыл бұрын

@@applepie1911e as I agree with you, but I’m glad he’s dead because he was a dictator.

I didn't know that Dooku was a Cincinnati Reds fan! Makes sense though, both Dooku and the Reds know how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

@HarvestMoonHowl

2 жыл бұрын

Lol...amen to that.

@shokmusic_AC

2 жыл бұрын

Truth 😆

@lordoblivion8038

2 жыл бұрын

What's a Cincinnati reds?

@SetnaktSpears

2 жыл бұрын

@@lordoblivion8038 Always ask Google first

@dionr1168

2 жыл бұрын

I believe that Reds cap is a reference to one of two MAJOR scandals that involved that particular franchise. I'm talking about scandals that threatened the very integrity of baseball.

I think this is the first time Hondo has ever been called a "legitimate" third party arms dealer.

After the 1st battle of geonosis a squadron of Republic Commandos took over the CIS control center and when they found the number (that you stated) of battle droids like the true number the commandos were very confused as to why they didn't just send everything they had and wipe out the republic. Ofc we all know why.

@robertnelson9599

2 жыл бұрын

I read that book, it was great.

@V.B.Squire

2 жыл бұрын

Was that in the game?

@jacobTV1

2 жыл бұрын

Which book is this from?

@matro2

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacobTV1 I think it's Republic Commando Hard Contact.

@jeffreypeters2803

2 жыл бұрын

I believe in that same book they saw several types of Republic ships at the battle of Coruscant that they hadn't seen before, but were wondering why something so powerful hadn't been used previously. Like you said, we already know why

I’m pretty sure at Coruscant, the initial battle took so long that Republic reinforcements arrived and blocked off hyperspace routes to trap the CIS fleet. Also, could you do a list on Clone Wars battles that actually hurt Dooku and Palpatine? After all, not everything could have gone right for them in this war.

@benjaminbierley2074

2 жыл бұрын

I know Palpatine lost the political battle to be able to invade Mandalore, but even that was more of a delaying action than anything in the long run as he eventually got invited in right before the very end of the war...the importance of annexing Mandalore was underrated in his grand plan since the Mandalorians were the only people to reliably fight force users and win, so having them under his thumb was defiantly on his to-do list. The political battles were really the main arena he was in any way stimied due to the people and institutions in place seeking to protect the republic from what he was trying to do...sadly not even those who stood against him realized they were in a war against his machinations or they might have fought even harder against what he was trying to do (Organa and others obviously were growing wise that Palpatine was making moves to consolidate power but again it was too late by the time they even started to figure it out).

I imagine Dooku didn't think it was time to dispose of Palpatine yet, probably because he realized there were still parts of the bigger picture that had not been shared with him, and he had yet to figure them out. Didn't want to kill Sidious only to have some irritating fail-safe show up out of nowhere.

@Eli-akad

2 жыл бұрын

That plus Dooku still feared Sidious. There were times were Sidious actually surprised Dooku with his power, showing the gap. That’s why Dooku was constantly tryna recruit more Jedi to come to his cause, he knew he wasn’t strong enough to kill Sidious himself

Look at Alan, entertaining us as well as helping Ukraine, so dope

Dooku: Can I win this battle? Palps: How ‘bout no!

@ndhickson3599

Жыл бұрын

Ya crazy Serrano bastard!

_Dooku did have a way out at the end of his final duel._ [Anakin cuts off Dooku's hands ending the battle. Anakin catches Dooku's lightsabre and ignites it and puts both lightsabres to his neck] *Supreme Chancellor:* Good, Anakin, good. Kill him. [Dooku looks at Palpatine in shock] *Supreme Chancellor:* Kill him now. *Count Dooku:* [speaking quickly] Palpatine is Darth Siddious, he wants to turn you to the dark side, I'm his Apprentice. He set this whole thing up. *Anakin Skywalker:* What? *Supreme Chancellor:* Dew it! See how dangerous he is, his lies could tear the Republic apart. [Anakin hesitates] *Count Dooku:* Wake up Kenobi, I can't do anything [displays his stumps], leave Siddious restrained in his chair for the time being [Anakin looks confuse at the mention of Siddious], …Palpatine [Anakin realises who he meant]. If Palpatine breaks free you'll know he's a Sith Lord. Secure all the lightsabers, including Kenobi's, so he can't summon one.… [Tired] And slap him awake. Oh I need a medical droid. *Supreme Chancellor:* We have to get off this ship, he's trying to trick you into staying put. I told you he was dangerous, even unarmed… he's _underhanded._ *Count Dooku:* There's a medikit over there, only place on this blasted droid ship that has one. Give Obi-Wan a stimulant to revive him, and a painkiller for me, if you would be so kind. [Anakin waves his robotic hand at Dooku] Okay half a painkiller, cause this is double the hands. [Obi-Wan groans and wakes up after Anakin injects him]. *Obi-Wan:* Did I miss something? Why's the Chancellor still tied up up? *Count Dooku:* General Kenobi, remember what I said on Geonosis, Palpatine is the Sith Lord I warned you about [Palpatines eyes go wide, he mutters "motherfu¢ker" under his breathe - one expletive is allowed in a PG film]. Be on guard and draw your sabre [indicating Anakin's belt], he is more powerful than even Master Yoda. *Chancellor Palpatine:* As I said, even his words are weapons. *Count Dooku:* [to Kenobi's] He told Skywalker to kill me after I had surrendered and was helpless [holds up his stumps]. He wants to turn Skywalker to the dark side and make him his new Apprentice. *Obi-Wan Kenobi:* Is that true Anakin? *Anakin Skywalker:* It is my master, he told me to kill a unarmed prisoner. [Obi-Wan's eyes go wide in realisation…Anakin's jaw drops as it finally penetrates his thick head that he's been played all this time]. *Count Dooku:* Finally… now can I please get some painkillers. *Supreme Chancellor:* [Now speaking as Darth Siddious] Dammit… so be it. [Gestures and Dooku's sabre, now holstered on Anakin's belt, flies forward. But Anakin is able to grab it in time, igniting it. Both he and Kenobi activate their own lightsabers. Darth Siddious's restraints fall away] *Darth Siddious:* Treason is it? No, you all died, only I managed to survive. I suppose I'll just have to settle for Ventress as my new Apprentice. Pity young Skywalker I had plans for you… such potential. [Force lightning leaps from Siddious's fingers and sends Obi-Wan flying back to be knocked senseless against a bulkhead, _yet again._ Siddious then turns his attention to Anakin as he has charged forward, but Anakin is able to block the Force lightning with both blades crossed. Anakin is inching slightly forward, but also being affected by glancing shocks. It's a stalemate, will Anakin be able to press ahead to strike down Siddious? Will Darth Siddious be able to overcome Anakin Skywalker with his dark power of Force lightni… _blaster bolts hit him straight in the heart]._ *Obi-Wan Kenobi:* [throws the blaster away] Uh! So uncivilized. [Scene].

@DMSProduktions

2 жыл бұрын

Bravo! Geewwwd! You have become powerful in the ways of SW fiction!

@Nintendoggy

2 жыл бұрын

Directed by George Lucas

@adamallen8787

2 жыл бұрын

You are awesome

@greivous_big_nuts4601

2 жыл бұрын

Alan better haert this

@alexyu2299

2 жыл бұрын

This is a masterpiece

Actually, at the battle of Chrouscant, the battle took so long that the planetary shields turned on so the CIS couldn't escape.

@NXTI0

2 жыл бұрын

prc wouter

Another reason to have a droid army, I guess. You can call them off at any time even if winning the battle. Meat commanders and troops might have pride in the fight and disobey orders to win. Good video. :)

It does make you wonder if Dooku wasn't actually a Thrawn level tactician to be able to purposely throw/continue a war while making it look good. . Does make you wonder how many of the Jedi on Geonosis would have been willing to take the offer Dooku gave to Obiwan if he hadn't chose to retreat.

@GenerationTech

2 жыл бұрын

I mean I think at the beginning of the war the CIS were so far ahead it wasn’t that difficult to just throw away entire armies. Plus because of the authoritarian nature of his government and the use of droid troops no one really cared that much about heavy losses except maybe the corporate leaders funding the whole thing

@7ElevenTruther

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that dooku kept the war effort presentable enough that none of the greedy corporate backers who were bankrolling the CIS so they could fight the central government till it sues for peace and has no choice but to allow them to stop paying their taxes absolutely makes him a thrawn teir strategist. They were purely motivated by greed and nothing else. It's funny how it never occurred to any of the CIS corporate businessman who mostly cared about protecting their wealth but also had basic common sense militarily speaking "hey wait a minute. Dooku is either a fucking idiot or a traitor to our glorius financial succe- **COUGH** I mean struggle for succession and liberty. Why are we wasting our hard earned money we totally didn't earn off the backs of slavers, drug cartels and crook lawyers on this guy!? If I were in charge and just did x y and z, the war would be won by the end of the week."

I'm still dumbfounded how Sidious was straight up playing 5 Level chess with the rest of the Galaxy and Jedi playing checkers.

These are some of my favourite battles of the clone wars. The ones where Sidious really was playing 4D chess with himself.

How did the CIS citizens react to the _cold blooded execution_ of Count Dooku by Anakin Skywalker? Just _another_ Jedi Warcrime?

@robertnelson9599

2 жыл бұрын

That’s probably what they were told.

@sheevpalpatine2128

2 жыл бұрын

Would you like to work for Imperial Communications?

@Tredlex

2 жыл бұрын

well CIS citizens only had like 2 days to find out before they became imperial citizens

@abraham2172

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe the remaining cis leadership kept Dookus death a secret to them.

@commandervile394

2 жыл бұрын

@@abraham2172 Yeah, at least until the Republic openly announces they killed him and he stopped making public appearances.

I'm pretty sure Dooku was drunk at Scipio, because he thought just leaving was a good idea, in all the other battles he threw he at least made it look like he was trying. I'm surprised so few questioned this: they attack and like a minute later Dooku's space forces retreat without taking too many losses, with how important the banks are most would assume Dooku's forces wouldn't give up so easily, and wonder what was up at that battle. I mean Dooku could have at least sacrificed a Captial Ship or two before retreating to at least make the battle look good.

@lambsauce7268

2 жыл бұрын

Nah nah ur right he was drunk!

Ukrainians are absolute Chad's. God bless you for helping them. I love your content, morals, and demeanor. Keep up everything you're doing!!

@SH4DOWTROOP3R

2 жыл бұрын

Keep throating that propaganda chump

@goelalphonz8798

Жыл бұрын

The Ukrainian people are innocent. But the Ukrainian government is a corrupt authoritian mess just like Russia. We shouldn't support this country.

"Never wear pants 👖 in the first place" - Various Cartoon Ducks

Battle of Skipio was pretty wild. Making Clovis look like a powerful separatist and giving good old Palpy the bank

You forgot to mention that Dooku was also an unholy creature of the night that fed on the blood of mortals.

@ndhickson3599

Жыл бұрын

Also an assassin with three nipples

During the Battle of Geonosis, the Republic caught the Separatists pants down. During the Battle of Coruscant. the Separatists caught the Republic pants down. P.S: My allegiance is to the Separatists Alliance and freedom to do whatever we pleased without being told what to do by someone else.

You'd think a few the major Jedi especially ones that know him well like Yoda, Mace, Obi or Anakin or a few Elite Clones COs would notice a battle that's seemingly a little too easy... Almost like they're TRYING to lose... weird. Imagine how akward that scene would be for Dooku an the CIS too: "Lord Dooku sir, we're losing. We don't get it.. we should be winning." Dooku: "That's odd" *types keys on screen* "we must've underestimated this time." * Emails battle plans to local Clone CO*

That Imperial Vice Admiral Rampart was able to functionally destroy Tapioca city (or whatever it’s called …close enough) via arial bombardment with the meager turbolaser batteries found on a Venator Class Star Destroyer at the beginning of the New Order is proof that the Caminoan’s physical infrastructure wasn’t that robust.

@GenerationTech

2 жыл бұрын

Too prideful they should’ve just fully adapted to the seas and built underwater cities. That would’ve been much more resilient to orbital bombardment

@starlight0313

2 жыл бұрын

@@GenerationTech i believe they were doing that due to underwater cities being *really* inconvenient for business

I would have liked more of an explanation for the Onderonian Civil War. Deciding a fight is too costly is a legitimate position. The other battles I think you made a clear case Dooku should have won but didnt because there was a plan. I dont feel you explained how the Onderonian Civil War would have been a Sepi victory but Dooku pulled out for any sort of plan or if there was any strategic point to it at all

Actually, in Legends, Tipoca had huge shields to protect from orbital bombardments. The only way to take them out was to land troops and blow it inside out (except you'd be torn apart by AA guns) or to send an entire shuttle crashing to the surface, as demonstrated by Starkiller's clone.

@anvos658

2 жыл бұрын

Doesn't change that you could have just had the droids take out the supports.

@mcvet1843

2 жыл бұрын

@@anvos658 that's what I'm saying. It's not easy in the slightest to get in there and just destroy everything. It'd be really frikkin difficult to pull that off. (Also the droids would be the ones tryna take out the shields, not sure if it was all that clear)

I still think it’s canon that the Republic arrived at Geonosis (escorting the Acclamators) with a really big tractor...the Mandator class Star Dreadnought!

Great vid GenTech! Another fascinating watch.

Pete Rose approves of your thumbnail.

Funny. Palpatine was pulling the strings from both sides. Dooku didn’t have as much free reign as he thought he did

Huh kind of fitting how Dooku got killed, waited to long to purposely lose a battle that he lost his hands and head.

Thank you from Ukrainian fans.

Solid video

Dooku in a Cincinnati Reds cap...I love it! Maybe he can talk Castelini into selling the team.

The thumbnail is elite 👌

The Onderonian rebellion again the Separatist Alliance made me wonder what would have happened if Dooku order Kalani to stun the puppet king to leave him at the mercy of his people?

@abraham2172

2 жыл бұрын

With the death of the initial leader, her brother Saw Guererra gained controll over the guerilla. He wouldve immediantly killed his former enemy if he ever got the chance to.

I will not have you insult Hondo Ohnaka by calling him a "legitimate arms dealer." Seriously though thank you for the video.

love what your doing genius videos

Loved that power ranger posing!

Nearly killed me, Dooku did.

btw the reason why there wasnt any venators on geonosis was because they werent actually first made until like less than month in the clone wars

I'm dying to know what music you use for these videos, if you had a link I'd be eternally grateful

Count Dooku of MANY COLORS!

could you explain the banking clan like what you did with the trade federation. because I am scratching my head wondering just how and why the republic lost control over its own currency.

@michaelangelomaimone3181

2 жыл бұрын

Same way the US did, evil Sith managed to remove the Republic from the gold (aurodium, whatever) standard and loan the currency to The Republic as the managers of the monetary supply

@jeffreypeters2803

2 жыл бұрын

Seems weird to me too, especially since regions outside republic space don't use credits. Could just be more of the Republic being way too decentralized like they were in so many other regards

In chess, you need to sacrifice some pieces for a strategy to work.

Man had to throw us reds fan under the bus. I respect that also sell the team Bob

Hmm the Pete rose burn. Nice touch.

Dooku was too shocked that Palpatine actually ordered his death and that Anakin would actually "dew it" to respond.

Best part was when the super tactical droid shot the puppet ruler of onderon. 😂😂😂

This really puts into perspective how much the Jedi were played

Can you please continue the sepratist alliance vs earth series please

If you didn't see attack of the clones in theater as a kid... you wouldn't get the impact of the movie ... so many unanswered questions

Dooku is such a chad

Hi friends welcome back to another episode of Generation Tech my name is Allen

Let’s be real, if Dooku tried to kill Palpatine, he’d get crumpled. Both figuratively and laterally. He was no match for Sideous when it came to force ability.

Ah, the Pete Rose jab in the thumbnail.

SOO INTERESTING

making power rangers poses lmao.

Show some support for the clankas in your outro next time

You see Alan, many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view -Nietzsche/Kenobi

I’ve always wondered what would’ve happened if Count Dooku had backstabbed Palpatine and unleashed the true might of the CIS.

The viceroy kinda sounds like Takeo from cod zombies

Song used ?

It's interesting to see how horribly the battle of geonosis could have gone. I wonder if Palpatine ever considered taking the easy way out and killing all the jedi on geonosis.

As a reds fan that thumbnail hit kinda close. I mean I get why you’d put that there, but we literally just traded two All Stars for basically nothing. Welcome aboard Count regardless

Why you do my reds like that 😒😂

Don’t forget Dooku is also Willy Wonkas Dad!

Why Would Dooku even become the leader of for separatists if his whole plan was fo lose? What was Dooku's endgame for the whole war because several time he could have won or stuck s peace treaty and made the worst military decision!

@tba113

2 жыл бұрын

The Separatists were so dominant that they had to take special steps to not win the entire war in an afternoon, so they could have forced a military win at any time. My guess is Dooku had pretty much the same overall plan as Palpatine: wait for the right moment when both sides were nearly out of reserves, spring a trap to remove the enemy's head of government, and reunite the galaxy under their own leadership. Only problem was, Palpatine launched his betrayal first.

Big brain dooku

Starforge vs Warhammer 40k

How dare you put that Reds cap on Dooku Allen! Lol. Jk good dig

Yes, but that palpatine guy was playing both sides for 3 episodes, then episodes 4 to 6 he was the super bad guy: darth sidious. However, in summary he was the super bad guy for 6 episodes, but was the undercover spy mole for episodes one to three. star wars is all very confusing, and is better left that way.

Wait, is that Reds cap a reference to the Black Sox Scandal or the Pete Rose scandal? I know for a fact that both scandals directly involved the Cincinnati Reds.

I know that palpatine has to create the empire for the original trilogy to happen. But if I were in his position I would just use the geonosian droid garrison to stage a galactic coup. Why fight a galactic war and slowly impose authoritarian policies over the span of several years when you can simply steamroll the government and its near non-existent armed forces. Any other sith lord would have used the droid army to invade the galaxy while the republic is in decline instead of wasting their time with background shenanigans.

@Eli-akad

2 жыл бұрын

Because it wasn’t that simple, there were still neutral systems to deal with as well as systems that couldn’t really be invaded. I use to think that as well that the separatists could’ve just won thru power alone, but Palpatines plan was the best way to force people to willingly accept a galactic empire. Think about it, the larger majority of the galaxy was use to the republic’s democratic leadership. While he did take the more complicated way to gaining that absolute power, in the grand scheme of things it actually made the transition from democracy to empire less complicated. It at least allowed him to legitimized his actions enough til the empire grew strong enough to actually force its will on the galaxy.

Death is an illusion, just like pants.

he can loose as many droids as he wants

If I recall correctly wasn’t Dooku’s live action actor a knight?

@ndhickson3599

Жыл бұрын

Yes sir

3 to 1 ratio for beating a defender asumes equivalent units on either side. We are told over and over that 1 clone is worth far more than 1 droid. So the logic doesn't quite hold.

Lol -- loved the Ukrainian tractor jokes.

Shades of BC shaving points.

Dooku faked his death and lives a simple life on a farm in Wyoming

Dooku was too much of far future guy, forgot he could get sacrificed aswell.

Please make a video where the galactic republic with the jedi attack earth

@robertnelson9599

2 жыл бұрын

Considering the GAR was made of AT MOST 8 million clones, their armor was not designed to block bullets and the Jedi were terrible generals, my money is on Earth.

@adeptuscustodies8203

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertnelson9599 Yes the jedi and clones would be massecurd but the republic navy would still be a problem

Was it an accident that Obi wan went to Geonosis? I thought Dooku intended him to wind up there so that when the jedi came to save him they could pass it off as the Republic preemptively attacking a separatist world (with Anakin and Padme also committing espionage and murdering several Geonosians). I suppose that may have just been how Dooku spun the story, but I thought it was intentional

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as a Ukrainian i found 3:10 funny.

This is random I know, but I'd like to see you do a video about laundry and hygiene in the star wars universe

Did you mean to use a Chicago Black Sox hat?

All hail sarumon/vanhelsing/count dooku/count Dracula/real life secret agent/real life knight/the most interesting man in the world

Dam I get updates on The Ukraine from the news on tv and radio, Snapchat, Instagram and Facebook. Why does my entertainment have to be about the Ukraine too haha.

Yeah he could’ve just obliterated the entire clone army and won the war right there on Geonosis, but Count Dooku was like nah this battle is gonna look way more badass, and he was right!

No pants = can’t get caught with your pants down

You would think he would have won some of the battles.

Pete should be in Cooperstown. He did nothing wrong. I demand you put some respeck on his name.

@dionr1168

2 жыл бұрын

There is a sign in every single MLB clubhouse explicitly telling people NOT to bet on baseball and what the consequences of doing so are. Not to mention the fact that gambling directly affected the outcome of the 1919 World Series (which, ironically enough, was won by the Reds).

I mean basically every battle the CIS lost was as purposeful as the 2021 Detroit Lions

10:06 Cancelled.

I would really appreciate it. If every time you brought up Clovis, you referred to him as a “nice guy” 😂 Padmé in the books: I appreciate you as a colleague. You’re a welcome colleague in my committee. Clovis: bro she’s so into me Kissed her Gets the shit slapped out of him by padmé

Honestly, why not win the battle of geonisis? You only have 200 or so out of 10,000 Jedi but you have the best. Besides losing Anakin (or they could capture idk just go with me here) you can wipe out the Jedi, their army, show it was ordered by the Jedi and claim it was a rogue Jedi operation to start a war, take out the Jedi order, emergency powers + war but no Jedi.

How about the opposite video time's Palpatine through battles

The republic was fortunate dooku wasn't in full control.

Dooku: "I lost 5 battles Lord sidious." Sidious: "Are you lying. Cause the darkside can tell me that." Dooku: "This is exactly the reason why im going to do this." Years later... Anakin: "I... I shouldn't." Dooku: "Just do it young skywalker." Anakin: "But.." (Sidious shaking his head no.*) Anakin: "Fine." (*Cuts dooku's head off.*) Sidious: "FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"