This skipper is not getting the laughs he deserves! He had some great jokes and puns!

Must be exhausting to somehow stay energetic and positive when giving these guides.

@almaceljo2855

Жыл бұрын

Haunted tails Joliet

@GianlucaBerger

11 ай бұрын

I work Jungle Cruise, we only do two cycles (trips) before we rotate to another position so, fortunately it isn't like we're doing it 30 times before we switch roles

i like how the movie took 90% of these quotes 😂

@RockY-dm8kx

2 жыл бұрын

Thgff

@musicobsessedasian9594

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@ABoxIsMyHome

2 жыл бұрын

@@musicobsessedasian9594 why wtf

Dann nostalgia just hit like a sack of bricks, this was the last ride me and my dad ever went on together.

@heebamahmoud3559

2 жыл бұрын

Hg علت

@heebamahmoud3559

2 жыл бұрын

مرم الله الله الله اكبر ولله يا احلى اعضاء و مشرفي

Who is here after watching the movie LOL

@ismaelcastillo7286

2 жыл бұрын

Me lol, i just watched it in theaters!

@mcd7576

2 жыл бұрын

me

@ivopoes

2 жыл бұрын

No

@ana.81

2 жыл бұрын

ME LMFAO

@ztokking8971

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha me

"If you looked very very carefully, you would have seen absolutely nothing, just like my future." -- The Skipper 2016

For some weird reason, I never get tired of the Jungle Cruise jokes. Iconic! :)

@HJWhitehall

3 жыл бұрын

I have always enjoyed the backside of water. It's breathtaking.

@LAdiartos

3 жыл бұрын

Must be because of Skipper Dan.

@livinghope1561

3 жыл бұрын

That hindu idol is ruining everything

@KapilKumar-wy5pr

3 жыл бұрын

@@HJWhitehall xx in

@hiamfine612

3 жыл бұрын

Myr

Man this was great to watch during covid lockdowns. Cant wait to the theme parks again when were free!

this man was gratefully unappreciated😔

@livinghope1561

3 жыл бұрын

That hindu idol is ruining everything

the amount of puns the skipper has is amazing

@SylkaChan

3 жыл бұрын

looks great 😔

@jefo2405

3 жыл бұрын

And horrible for him to have to do them over and over all day long... good they overhauling this attraction.

@rhyno1351

3 жыл бұрын

@@jefo2405 not really, they apply for the skipper position because they enjoy it

@harjitmurmu7127

3 жыл бұрын

@@SylkaChan 1 agc4sr

@livinghope1561

3 жыл бұрын

That hindu idol is ruining everything

I really like the new loading and unloading system.

@erich5449

8 жыл бұрын

When I was there I didn't notice anything different, the only thing was they don't use a rope

@Hayden-og5hr

5 жыл бұрын

RaspCast ok

This skipper is awesome!!😂😂😂

@craigsmith6667

3 жыл бұрын

"You will always get its point across... In the end" Common that was gold

@khalidkhan-su5fr

3 жыл бұрын

I Love you 💖🤵👰💖🌹👋🇵🇰

@khalidkhan-su5fr

3 жыл бұрын

Whatsapp number send me

@khalidkhan-su5fr

3 жыл бұрын

@@craigsmith6667 I miss you 🤗🤗

@nazmulhossain6126

3 жыл бұрын

@@craigsmith6667 and fhjobxhjc😔🎇

Went on the ride about a few days ago. 10/10. The skipper was funny, and the ride was calm.

@MukeshRaj-nz6oe

7 жыл бұрын

Mistake Marvin .mmm

@Hayden-og5hr

5 жыл бұрын

Mistake Marvin ok

The puns and jokes are GOd-Tier with this man.

“Don’t worry folks, I would never lead you towards danger!” *water splashes ominously* _I lied._ *_I lied._*

The girlfriend pun was amazing 😂

@KarmaTube5

3 жыл бұрын

Those stripey pony things got me 😂

"He must be dead..... tired...." LMFAO!!!

@empireleaguesociety2824

2 жыл бұрын

“Let him Rest In Peace”

The first time I went on this ride, I swear I was the first one to get all the cheesey jokes but love them!

@xPrincessDoomx

7 жыл бұрын

You're a fucking idiot, shut up dumb shit.

@jocelinekwok2261

7 жыл бұрын

xPrincess Doom

@jocelinekwok2261

7 жыл бұрын

xPrincess Doom

@samijoya6522

7 жыл бұрын

xPrincess Doomx sannuiloveyoufine

@samijoya6522

7 жыл бұрын

Joceline Kwok sannuranineilove

Some "guests" on rides like this are more receptive than others. They can be hot & tired, blase' personality-types, or simply unappreciative & oblivious to the imagination underlying the scenes unfolding before them. I think an animatronic re-creation of the famous 19th-century meeting between Stanley & Livingston would be a cool addition to the ride!

The best is going late when there's no young'uns on the boat. The jokes get real dark.

@AuntieL_ATL

4 жыл бұрын

I was wondering about that.

@oceanrxse4803

3 жыл бұрын

HAHSH YES

@iLikeCok

3 жыл бұрын

Oh gosh-!

@MAX-xd4uz

3 жыл бұрын

Lol because its night time?

@louisrivera3999

3 жыл бұрын

@@MAX-xd4uz ,yy6

Wow this is the best skipper ever. Prime jokes. Never been done before.

You'll be able to see absolutely nothing Just like my future Wow that got real and I laughed way too hard :)

@KatieGraceCihla

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@AdamLambertAlliance

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed loud too

@NOOne-li1pj

3 жыл бұрын

The guy is such a legend!

@Buildonsound

3 жыл бұрын

i felt sad because i can relate too it :'(

@gazimasumgazimasum7783

3 жыл бұрын

Ukkkkm

All of this guys quotes are stolen from every other tour guide I've gotten! LOL I've been on this ride like 20 times, and all their jokes are awesome

@equine_evelyn

2 жыл бұрын

The skippers have a book of puns that they can choose from

"You will always get its point across... In the end" Common that was gold

@arnobbhattacherjee5541

3 жыл бұрын

Can i talk with you

First comes love then comes asphyxiation. And you can call that a restricting relationship.

The skippers delivery was really good.

@peglegmaster2089

8 жыл бұрын

He had a great personality

@harri_ea

7 жыл бұрын

Yyyy

@rajendrannadeppilly

7 жыл бұрын

J Schippnick

@leenkeng1

7 жыл бұрын

Fredy Hartono ko

@migueltan5436

7 жыл бұрын

Rajendran Nadeppilly drrajendrannadeppilly

Hey, this was filmed on my birthday. And now I really miss Disneyland, 2018 couldn't come sooner!

@nickirivera8112

8 жыл бұрын

Why 2018?

@taylorward3773

8 жыл бұрын

Nicki Rivera We're going to WDW this October and also in May next year, and we're thinking of going again in November 2017 as well. Visiting WDW & and Universal is really really expensive, and we also live on the west coast.

@nickirivera8112

8 жыл бұрын

+Taylor Ward ohhh yeah i really wanna go to universal because of the walking dead ride

@taylorward3773

8 жыл бұрын

Nicki Rivera In Hollywood? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought that was going to be a walkthrough attraction? Similar to the other permanent horror walkthrough thing they got rid of (forgot the name, but I assume you know what I mean).

@nickirivera8112

8 жыл бұрын

+Taylor Ward yeah i wanted it to be a real ride but i guess not

There's several Disneyland videos I have watched of people recording their ride experience, I sometimes think "well that was cheesy, I expected more and better animation" and then I remember it's basically made for kids and families, I know I wouldn't have been dissapointed when I was kid or even now. I know it's a lot different being there in person, obviously. I feel my expectations were huge for Disneyland and Disney World yet have no clue what I expected at the same time. I still want to go, universal too.

@hunterpedia287

8 жыл бұрын

Disneyland was made in 1955. However, some of their newer rides are technologically exceptional, like indiana jones or radiator springs racers. It's the nostalgia of the classics, like the rides based off of the animated films, that keeps people coming back.

@minhanh9188

7 жыл бұрын

Mandy May

@JassiDeepakSaid

7 жыл бұрын

Mandy May gjvhģxdfd

@werbuilder9491

6 жыл бұрын

Amanda Shuler

@werbuilder9491

6 жыл бұрын

ilvo

I haven't been on the ride in probably 15 years -- it's nice to know it hasn't changed at all, including the jokes.

@endertobias1908

3 жыл бұрын

3 years later you must be disapointed

I really hate how nobody is laughing at his puns

@smashbrosbasketball6991

4 жыл бұрын

Some chuckled. But his puns were really good. I would've been dying. I feel that gives the skipper more confidence when they start laughing

@voiceactordavid

3 жыл бұрын

Maby they are dutch

@yomo1624

3 жыл бұрын

@@voiceactordavid You mean German, Dutch are from the Netherlands and they have a lot of humor.

@voiceactordavid

3 жыл бұрын

@@yomo1624 i am from Holland myself

@renamamiya4780

2 жыл бұрын

I would probably laugh to make it a bit easier for him and give him more confidence

Here after the announcement of new updates and changes to the Jungle Cruise. We can't wait to see the new adventures and magic that this attraction will offer. 😃

@mr-fh2be

3 жыл бұрын

Let`s not forget "gnu" puns and jokes. We might get a couple of humerous refferences to the original ride.

That tour guide is hilarious! Does he come up with this funny stuff or is it scripted?

@curtandrewsjr.8163

2 жыл бұрын

Scripted

@alexanderulv3886

2 жыл бұрын

@@curtandrewsjr.8163 yeah with a little improvisation here and there.

@Plaguereaper

2 жыл бұрын

He literally says the same thing every single ride. Poor guy.

@alexanderulv3886

2 жыл бұрын

@@Plaguereaper they also use the same jokes in the movie lol

that looks like fun that tur guy is really funny his jokes.

this guy was indeed very under appreciated ): he had me laughing alot ):

Nice to see things repainted and touched up.

The Skipper was Great :D

I was here in March and all i wanted to do was to go on the original Jungle Cruise, but it was closed! So sad but i am glad that it is now opened

I love the ambiance of the Jungle Cruise. And that's got to be a tough job to be the skipper driving the boat. They likely get extroverted funny people for that particular job.

@eagleeye2300

2 жыл бұрын

Or frustrated stand-up comics??

Had to watch this video to convince myself I didn’t simply imagine going on this ride

Wow it’s crazy to see normal times like this at an amusement park I almost forgot people did this lol

@kachellesoum1655

2 жыл бұрын

Here now in 2022 and it’s definitely “back to normal” 🎉

Great Skipper!

@khalidkhan-su5fr

3 жыл бұрын

My Love 💖🤵👰👋🇵🇰

@khalidkhan-su5fr

3 жыл бұрын

Whatsapp number send me

Nádhera-prekrásny park Ešte som v živote nevidela niečo také.

Many many thanks for showing amazing jungle ride of Disneyland

This guide is amazing

The ride was boring as hell if it weren't for the guy's cheesy jokes. It's so bad but it's so good.

@haplo182

7 жыл бұрын

Søren Elliott

@Dira501

7 жыл бұрын

Søren Elliott I'm still bored watching it

@Sab_gaming4u

6 жыл бұрын

Søren Elliott

@Hayden-og5hr

5 жыл бұрын

Søren Elliott ........... you hate puns don’t you well get out,if you don’t like jungle Cruise

I love the rides I never been there thanks for the vids

I'm only impressed by how many puns they made this man do! My gosh!!!

My favorite Disney ride.

puns on point

I can’t believe that some people are saying that this ride is now considered discriminating" no way. Why do some people want a completely antiseptic and fake reality of life. Stop changing things to meet some strange agenda.

thank you brought back great memories.

Woooww This Is mind healing place 😍 I would like to go there at once at least 🤗

Crazy. I was there just yesterday as well!

@inshakhanik5716

7 жыл бұрын

Daniel Rodriguez who's COUNTRY????

@maxbhond1158

7 жыл бұрын

Jurilyn Basas

@donatuspuma4491

7 жыл бұрын

Thailand jurilyn

@Hayden-og5hr

5 жыл бұрын

Demon Got Me with version

@SameerShaikh-ev8yz

3 жыл бұрын

U from

My phobia is falling in with the robots

I actually laughed out loud. Hope he got a raise.

awesome. hats off to the creativity :)

6:11 did you see the hidden deadpool?

@AleIngCookieMonsterSam

8 жыл бұрын

+KODfreak I did not see the that the first time, Good Eye. or depending on which way you see it, it could be a hidden spiderman.

@everlastingspring2514

8 жыл бұрын

+Ale Ing I don't think Spiderman has black on him

@thurnaolguin5894

8 жыл бұрын

I stopped it at 6:11 and saw the face of deadpool

@makaylajohnson5446

8 жыл бұрын

No

@watashiwanoodle4103

8 жыл бұрын

:O

Disneyland has the best attractions!!

@pedrocampos1787

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah?

@howardbeale661

2 жыл бұрын

Used to...

I once was alone in the boat and boy, That was a experience the jokes get better😂

Just imagine to reapeat the same jokes for hours and hours everyday....

I love this ride, the bad jokes make it.

Wow this is cool its just like real life. :)

I Really Like the Jungle Cruise Ride at Disneyland... Loved it..

So great. Backside of water!

While I was watching the movie today I thought that it was oddly similar to the Jungle Cruise ride in disney land not even considering that that is exactly what it was inspired by…lol

Awesome ride and I really want to go

@DEEPAKKUMAR-gd6kk

3 жыл бұрын

Where is this Disneyland

This skipper is the best XD

@chalikadanfairel6054

7 жыл бұрын

YOUCH FILMS

@youchfilms4622

7 жыл бұрын

Anindya Chalika Yes?

@sabirsk4380

6 жыл бұрын

YOUCH FILMS nice

@Hayden-og5hr

5 жыл бұрын

YOUCH FILMS dang right

Come for the puns; stay because you can't get off the boat.

@livinghope1561

3 жыл бұрын

That hindu idol is ruining everything

When you live in Borneo, this is like just a simple boat trip from one district to the other... don't need to go to DisneyWorld for this...

So, here's a pretty funny thought: Imagine if everything the Skipper told you on the ride was accurate. Y'know, like, those giraffes really are long-necked cheetahs, those tigers really are watching over a sleeping striped pony, and those explorers really were arguing with that rhino. Just picture all that.

Technical difficulty with the piranha's

@osmanyousif7849

3 жыл бұрын

There are no piranhas in Africa.

Love the worker on the ride😂

@khalidkhan-su5fr

3 жыл бұрын

My Love 💖🤵👰👋🇵🇰🤗

@khalidkhan-su5fr

3 жыл бұрын

Whatsapp number send me

Darn, I just went to Disneyland last week. I wish it was done when I went.

@nbs.007

3 жыл бұрын

...

If wee don't stop cutting jungles our next generation see like this only 😭😭😭

I would love to go there! That would be awesome

The tour guide was so funny.

Loved the movie, went there before I think, and I still want to go back when the airports reopen and when the covid is completely eradicated with the vaccines.

Good job, does the skipper now repeat this 40 times throughout the day? Human robot....he must have dreams about this.

The guy :The back side of water Me : 🤣😛

Wow..wonderful ride..i see the Ganesh in side river. 👍

Why don't they go through the cave anymore? I loved the cave!!!

This man is too punny. 😁 I haven't been here since I was like 10? Maybe 11?

I haven't been to Disneyland since 1995. The Jungle Cruise has really changed.

Really awesome.. Wish to go there

Did it take this long to remove the Christmas decorations

@SorcererParker

8 жыл бұрын

+Adrian Guy Gaming haha if it did I'd be mad. No, they put in a new boat dock system.

@petetav-gv2zs

7 жыл бұрын

Adrian Guy weu

@Hayden-og5hr

5 жыл бұрын

Adrian Reviews no plus you are talking about the JINGLE cruise

if we didn't preserve our mother nature in the future zoos are just like this

@pedrocampos1787

3 жыл бұрын

Whoa?

@unclecreed2986

3 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't you want zoos to me animatronic instead of caged depressed animals.

@peterriverajr6899

3 жыл бұрын

@@unclecreed2986 i was thinking the opposite i want this ride to feature real animals

@magnusb.20

3 жыл бұрын

@@unclecreed2986 what would be better is if you stopped calling them depressed because most of them are being rehabilitated and realeased

@captainpotato6856

3 жыл бұрын

@@magnusb.20 then killed by their own kind as they have no clue of the wild,or trophy hunted..or poached..

i love jungle cruise 🤩👍🏻

i always ride this at night. thats why it looks so diffrent!

ഇത് കാണുന്ന മലയാളികൾ ഉണ്ടോ..

@abhiraminuguru3691

3 жыл бұрын

ഞാൻ

@arshnishaz5595

3 жыл бұрын

ഞാനും

@abdulrasheed-bo4me

3 жыл бұрын

Zoo ano evedeyanu ihu

@manafkalath495

3 жыл бұрын

ഞാനും

@azeezvalappil906

3 жыл бұрын

Ha

Are those new boats? It's been a while. I seem to remember their engine sitting in the middle of the boat.

@quannarula7046

8 жыл бұрын

yeah they are

@iitoysclub7289

8 жыл бұрын

The boats are not new. The sound systems are.

@malikmotors9817

7 жыл бұрын

ohdogwow2 ffdhd

@Hayden-og5hr

5 жыл бұрын

ohdogwow2 what

Really beautiful place

Very nice, beautiful nature. I'm enjoy fully.

Who else came to see the Jungle Cruise ride before they change it for "today's world"?

@EujenSandu

3 жыл бұрын

I did, and I admit that it needs an overhaul, badly. The Skipper's puns is the only thing I would've enjoyed. Rest is outright boring, especially if your kids don't speak English and you'd have to dub everything to their ears.

@MistbornPrincess

3 жыл бұрын

I can see why they’re going to change the headhunters part of the ride.

I was going Disney Land at my birthday

truly this is very nice!!!!!!!

Que lugar lindo 😍

Malayalis undo

@syammohanp8954

3 жыл бұрын

Undallo

@khalidkhan-su5fr

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@zerritta979

3 жыл бұрын

Lockdown ,, Alle The house is now like a 'train compartment'. Go urinate occasionally, eat, come back to the same place ,,,

@user-ut2pf4yu5j

3 жыл бұрын

Undilla 😃😃😃

@finisher6837

3 жыл бұрын

ഇല്ലാതെ സ്ഥലം ഇല്ലാലോ

Awesome

Really amazing

Parabéns muito Obrigado 🙏🙏