Within 40K I think its fair to say many of the things that can happen while youre still alive far worse than simply the ways to die. If you have idea for other list videos please drop them below - this wont be super regular content but fun to throw these in from time to time. Like the vid? Hit the Like 👍

@M4ShermanandCompany

3 жыл бұрын

FINALLY THE OMNISSIAH RETURNS!!!

@ProfaneGod

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe the worst fate could be the emperor himself stuck perpetually in a state between life and death feeding off his own people for psychic energy that his followers around him are all to eager to provide knowing that his imperium has possibly strayed from the path he originally intended for them unable to speak move or even breathe intergrated to the golden throne unable to recover and lead mankind to its destiny.

@Bone_guy

3 жыл бұрын

The Emperor can see the future I think, so that it was "needed" to purge peaceful self Reliant civilizations is absurdly grim dark.

@Prophetofthe8thLegion

3 жыл бұрын

The title: 40ks worst times to be alive. Me: Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down to?

@justarandomyoutubeviewer2749

3 жыл бұрын

Lutein please make an indepth study about how the imperium feed it's people.

My favorite thing about 40k is that I don't live in it.

@warpcore9681

3 жыл бұрын

A lot of times I'll watch Luetin09's videos to keep things in perspective for real life.

@dr.palsonp.h.d815

3 жыл бұрын

depends, maybe by 40k we will be in a similar perdciment

@minutemengeneral1324

3 жыл бұрын

Yah I’m fine just painting miniatures

@marcopolo9549

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is what sets our universe apart, to every other fictional universe 😂

@Grabthar191

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcopolo9549 Yeah, I saw a clever comment on another video that said, "Star Wars and Star Trek fans are like 'I wish I could live there' and 40k fans are like "nah, I'm fine.'" :P

"It's me!!" "Who?" "The most terrifing thing in the WH40K Galaxy" "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down"

@GageMason

3 жыл бұрын

Lol good meme

@bluedog843

3 жыл бұрын

The true most terrifying thing in the entire WH40k universe is still the latina mothers and their chanclas. Except this time, they no longer have flip flops. They have cybernetic enhancements

@bluedog843

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vikingcatbro the latina wife of konrad curze

@lordfarquad8913

3 жыл бұрын

@@bluedog843 what crack are you on?

@VeraTepes

3 жыл бұрын

"What if I told you that I was a Tyranid NornQueen? " " Okay. That is scary. "

Humans in 40k: "I don't much care for this."

@fanaticaltechpriest1002

3 жыл бұрын

This is less than ideal

@convolutedclarity

3 жыл бұрын

Straight up, not having a good time.

@Ebb0Productions

3 жыл бұрын

rather sub-optimal if I do say so myself and I do say so myself

@theHedgex1

3 жыл бұрын

Join our heresy brother.

@Lobertherp

3 жыл бұрын

“Today just isn’t my day”

I love how 40k has managed to pinpoint such a vast variety of suffering. Not just the scale, but the amount and the diversity; it's like a roulette table and every number is a totally different terror you can land on.

@petrowegynyolc7108

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, we reached a point where even Typus is like "I'm not even mad, that is actually amazing..."

@ngcastronerd4791

3 жыл бұрын

Frankly, it all comes down to the same thing for the most part, absolute unending agony. The only real difference is who is administering it.

@15firekid

3 жыл бұрын

40k universe deciding your fate: okay Let's spin the wheel of suffering... aaaaaand... congratulations you are soul trapped into the living skin of a starship that uses suffering as a power source.

@olookslike0

3 жыл бұрын

@@15firekid Atleast you didn't end up with worms burrowing into your flesh and eating your nervous system. That was on number 15 black.

@Revanchist2

3 жыл бұрын

it's like russian roulette only you are using an automatic weapon

Imperium:”Join or die” World:”ok, we’ll join” Imperium:”Die anyway!”

@Xo-3130

3 жыл бұрын

World: Why?! Imperium: Oh, the paper guy filed the form to destroy the planet.

@intevolver

3 жыл бұрын

Your enthusiasm reeks of treachery, heretic!

@SneakyMuffin

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love the Imperium and the Emperor being a major twat.

@armadis4168

3 жыл бұрын

It's more like "Join us to die for our god Emperor and his cause or die a heretic"

@jbark678

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xo-3130 More like, someone needed to fill a form so the planet *wouldn't* be glassed and the Inquisitor thought the sector governor would do it and the Governor thought the Inquisitor would.

Being an Orc is defiantly the best option in this universe, everyone else is just not having a good time at all.

@WASDLeftClick

3 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile orks are literally just vibing.

@AsbestosMuffins

3 жыл бұрын

eh, if you're one of those necrons who're still sentient you're immortal, nearly unkillable, have the best technology in the galaxy, and even the tyranids are scared of you, not sure even the dark eldar would bother with trying to mess with you unless you've done something to mess with them, but even then you're still more powerful than them

@edday4093

3 жыл бұрын

@@AsbestosMuffins yeah but it seems like a lot of waiting around.

@okramoffacebook1381

3 жыл бұрын

@@edday4093 way to good a response, add another cycle to your dormant time

@edday4093

3 жыл бұрын

@@okramoffacebook1381 dammit

40K in a nutshell “Life sucks, but some lives suck more than others”

@zeb9826

3 жыл бұрын

real life in a nutshell too

@chocoman45

3 жыл бұрын

"and death is even worse"

@ivanpn6206

3 жыл бұрын

To top it off

@adrianalavez4140

3 жыл бұрын

And some Slaanesh followers suck more 😈💜

@ivanpn6206

3 жыл бұрын

Although I heard that the afterlife in 40k for humans is better in the sense that the souls just become part of the warp again with no actual suffering The Eldar on the other had... let just say they value their soul stones for a reason... ...Slaneesh.

In a universe created by authors trying to out-edge each other, everything is simultaneously the most and least terrible thing to exist.

@naughtybear2187

3 жыл бұрын

Major flaw I think

@lars7747

3 жыл бұрын

@@naughtybear2187 no probably the most realistic. A very big part of our planet is suffering. And with more war, religious fanaticism, xenophobia and tyrannical rule. Everything being shit sounds about right and realistic

@naughtybear2187

3 жыл бұрын

@@lars7747 Not to presume or anything but when I hear someone say something along the lines of this I immediately think "This person has no experience with other places outside his home country". Just to be clear I had this same type of thinking as you do, but that is before I went to these supposed "armpits" of the world. The people there are some of the best and genuine company I have ever met. These people were true christians (I went on missions) and had a deep sense of community you don't see back in the states. In reality the world isn't as bleak as some might think is all I'm trying to say.

@lars7747

3 жыл бұрын

@@naughtybear2187 ive visited every continent except Antarctica and have been to many very poor countries. My experience was a lot, lot different from yours it seems. A starving family wint give their last scraps to feed a guest like travel blogs like to suggest. They'd sooner kill you

@naughtybear2187

3 жыл бұрын

@@lars7747 that Is not what I suggest. Please tell me about these experiences you've had. How did you afford to go to all these places? Sounds interesting!

I’m surprised this isn’t a five second video where you say “all of it.”

@christocoertzen1615

3 жыл бұрын

It'll be hilarious if he actually did that

@skeewiffenator

3 жыл бұрын

Like at the end

@TheUnspeakableh

3 жыл бұрын

I'd say M15 to M19 were pretty sweet, other than that, NOPE!

@andrewniehoff8612

3 жыл бұрын

Rather what I thought.

@Bone_guy

3 жыл бұрын

Being a visitor to this warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Pleasure_World until slannesth takes it over, would be a good time.

Whenever i hear Luetin talk about all the suffering in warhammer I like to imagine an ork doing donuts in his truck in the middle of a battle listening to 'girls just wanna have fun' firing is shoota up in the air having a blast

@Jay-zt1pq

3 жыл бұрын

🎶 AND ORKS THEY WANNA DAKKA! OH ORKS JUST WANT TO DA-KKA! 🎶

@snoox27

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jay-zt1pq lol

@LouseGrouse

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jay-zt1pq I GETZ BACK FROM THE MORNIN FITE, DA BOSS SEZ "WHEN U GUNNA KRUMP THOZE GITZ RITE?" OI BOSS, SAY MORE O' THAT AND I'Z GONNA SMACK YA! CUZ ORKS, WE ALL WANT SOME DAKKA YEA ORKS JUST WANT SOME DAKKA

@dekai7992

3 жыл бұрын

Perhaps the only species for which existing in the 40k universe is actually fun. Perhaps that makes it even more horrible.

@komiks42

3 жыл бұрын

@@dekai7992 At least someone have great day

I'd say a particularly bad time would be for a human on one of the worlds that joined the T'au right before the Damocles Gulf Crusade. Feeling like the Imperium forgot/abandoned you and joining with these nice Xenos even though in the back of your mind you know the Empire may come back. Then a short bit later the imperium Comes in guns blazing

@jessejamesroy0069

3 жыл бұрын

just take off the damn uniform lul you were spying and changed your name to alpharius, The info i have gathered.... they are filthy commie xeno's from Asia

@furiousfinch1587

2 жыл бұрын

The love of the God-Emperor of Mankind, so often promised, is curiously lacking. Yet the moment you stop believing that the God-Emperor loves you, the God-Emperor's seething, raging wrath is shockingly forthcoming. The Imperium you are "part of" doesn't care to help you. It only watches and waits for you to step out of line so it can almost eagerly throttle you and disembowel your children and decry your entire people as vile scum.

@alastor8091

2 жыл бұрын

@@furiousfinch1587 heresy. Reported.

@detritus3676

2 жыл бұрын

Heresy

@CDSAfghan

2 жыл бұрын

Better to die now loyal to the Emperor than burn later as a heretic.

In the beggining the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

@gregoryturner9530

3 жыл бұрын

42

@MrDwieszopyjackson

3 жыл бұрын

We apologize for the inconvenience.

@aneeshwagle8892

3 жыл бұрын

Don't panic and bring a towel

@carsilk2492

3 жыл бұрын

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

@BovineDesigns

3 жыл бұрын

Beware of the leopard.

"All we ever wished, was to be left alone..." Imagine being the primordial Marine hearing this and then many years later running into the Horus Heresy. If this doesn't mentally mess with you I don't know what does because you basically wiped out a race that would've helped you against other factions because you were given orders down the chain to do so.

@essex3777

3 жыл бұрын

That...sounds tragic. Where is the from, I don't have any of the books since I'm broke.

@Grabthar191

3 жыл бұрын

I heard about a short story today about the Custodes and the Sisters of Silence that killed several Marines because they were part of a heretical chapter, even though they were new to the chapter and didn't know about their brother's heresies.

@korahael1908

3 жыл бұрын

@@essex3777 Fulgrim by Graham McNeill, that part is pretty short though.

@hasunoushasu9710

3 жыл бұрын

@@Grabthar191 that's not exactly what happens tho. If I remember correctly they told the primaris marines to stand down and that they would be kept in check while their heretical chapter would be purge. And the primaris flat out refused, stating that their chapter (that they've never even seen at this point) couldn't be heretical. Usually, when the big guns tell you to stand down or it means you side with the enemy, you listen to them

@wanderhillen2435

3 жыл бұрын

@@hasunoushasu9710 Space marines were never known for their great reasonableness. I guess Belisarius forgot to add that into the primaris along with his other improvements.

*Pre-Heresy Emperor:* "If we don't destroy your miracle-tech civilization and replace with grimy diesel-punk hoopla and slavery, then Chaos wins.........Don't look at me that way. It just works."

@CBRN-115

3 жыл бұрын

So basically, "Just trust me bro"

@Bob-jd4nr

3 жыл бұрын

Whelp…Chaos is still winning after all Imperial hive cities are always better hotbed for Chaos than those once-high-tech worlds.

@Holuunderbeere

3 жыл бұрын

Pre herresy was more advanced

@Deimos2k5

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-mb3mf2og9k on a 40k video? Dude get a life

@formerlypie8781

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-mb3mf2og9k 🤡

Now I understand why the combatants of 40k are always eager to die when facing down their enemies. Getting captured isn't exactly an option...

@fullmetalalkami6466

2 жыл бұрын

Especially if its the Word Bearers doing the capturing. Not a fate anyone wants to be subjected to

@iloveanothermanswives4278

2 жыл бұрын

@@fullmetalalkami6466 Facing the Orks is the biggest relief a human can have in Warhammer universe. You can atleast being murdered/eaten instead of any other fuckeries. And that's guaranteed.

@illegal_memer2220

Жыл бұрын

@@iloveanothermanswives4278 Doubtful, orks took slaves just as any other species

Loved hearing about the poor guardsman chosen by Nurgle. It seems the humble guardsman is the first shield against any foe from hordes of ravenous Tyranids to Horus himself

Worst time to be alive...? Me dakka's broke, I've lost me choppa, and some complete BASTARD 'as signed a groggin' peace treaty... Fuck this shit. I'm goin' down the pub.

@dustincooper8516

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not cryin' you filthy git- damn smoke in my eye from my shoota!

"Semi-living pool of flesh-liquid" accurately describes me after a year and a half in quarantine.

@stuglife5514

3 жыл бұрын

Man that sucks. I’ve been out at the range, hiking, going to lunch with friends, barbecuing, haven’t caught it or know anyone who’s caught it. You know you can like, step outside for some fresh air right?

@anonymously_yours

3 жыл бұрын

@@stuglife5514 I've done the same as you AND caught corona but I still agree.

@jessejamesroy0069

3 жыл бұрын

just get into pc gaming, having sex with your woman, netflix, drugs, working out, new hobby there is plenty to keep oneself occupied

@londonspade5896

3 жыл бұрын

@@jessejamesroy0069 How do you afford rent? I thought Americans only get like $1k per month.

@jessejamesroy0069

3 жыл бұрын

@@londonspade5896 i'm canadian

"Congratulations you are being rescued!" "Please dont resist" BANG!

Pinhead: We have such sights to show you. Drukhari: I *highly* doubt that.

@joak-web

3 жыл бұрын

Nurgle: I'm feeling all fuzzy and warm inside

@bikehunter82

Жыл бұрын

...damnit, I only just read this and spit coffee on my phone laughing.

Aside from during the age of technology and the great crusade, every time was a bad time to be alive for humans.

@arg31ify

3 жыл бұрын

I mean the great crusade wasn't all that good for half of humanity

@TheBard1999

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, today is a pretty good time.

@joevenespineli6389

3 жыл бұрын

Or some poor lost human colony that is blissfully ignorant of the galaxy's horrors.

@MagikarpMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheBard1999 when your privileged in the west yes, but don't forget alot of the current human population don't have access to basic food, water and shelter. Trust me current humanity isn't nearly as good as you think it is, especially if your born at the bottom of society

@JCDenton3

3 жыл бұрын

@@MagikarpMan It is infinitely better than 40k. I've been to plenty of 3rd world countries, and honestly a lot of the people there are way more grounded and happier than in the US, UK, and other Western countries I've spent time in. Sure they have problems, but they also see the simple joys in life. There's zero comparison, 40k is absolutely worse than the vast majority of people's current experience in life.

Well, considering how terrifying the warp and the warhammer 40k afterlife has become, I'd consider every breathe a royal up yours to inevitability.

@CherryOpera

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the spirit! 👏🏻

@nervmeister

3 жыл бұрын

If you're a normal human, the good news is that, upon dying, you'll be spared the warp's torments since your soul would simply dissipate in its currents. Just don't be a psyker or draw a daemon's attention.

@mirroredvoid8394

3 жыл бұрын

@@pyerack Is that a good thing?

@doggerthedog6744

2 жыл бұрын

@@pyerack World's most fucked up vore bouncy castle

the more and more I learn about the emperors deeds, the less and less I feel sorry for him being on the golden throne and realizing that the khans thought of his father the emperor was right that he was nothing more than a tyrant and really no better than the people he deemed evil.

@manhphuc4335

3 жыл бұрын

He is indeed a tyrant. But he is a well informed tyrant. That's why he did what he did, because if he had succeed, the chaos gods would have fall, and humanity dominance over the galaxy would have succeed. Sadly, it goes how it usually goes, humans being asses against one another, and the emperor being too much of a tyrant.

@Tkhaikovski

3 жыл бұрын

@@manhphuc4335 Spot on summary of the Emperor!

@chrismath149

3 жыл бұрын

@@manhphuc4335 The entire assumption of religion being superstitious nonsense and the sole cause for humanity's quarrelsome nature and disunity is pretty much bullshit. Humans spread out, develop different mannerism formed by their environment which become moral guidelines and later on rules can be useful. It is simply part of nature that people are different, and so are nations. And finally planets. By trying to create a realm with a single ethical guideline, a single ruler, a single army, etc, the Emperor of Mankind has done the dumbest mistake anyone could have made and pretty much doomed humanity. Well informed my ass. He is a pretentious idiot with the ability to understand the complexity of human nature and religion commonly found in a three year old.

@ayami123

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrismath149 tell that to tyranids and chaos, without those huge armies, you'll just be a food of the tyranids

@xXJLNINJAXx

3 жыл бұрын

Khans?

Note to self: Carry fast acting poison or explosive to avoid being captured.

@claymoreroomba2921

3 жыл бұрын

run toward the enemy to bring them down with you

@siddharthnandi3995

3 жыл бұрын

Explosive. The Drukhari would find a way to counteract the poison.

@hivefleetkronos4108

3 жыл бұрын

Always carry both just incase one fails. If both fail then try and do half a front flip

@mechanwhal6590

2 жыл бұрын

@@siddharthnandi3995 Also, you can take a few of them down with you.

@DoctorProph3t

2 жыл бұрын

“See this ‘ere sarge? This ‘ere me holy hand grenade. If I’m bout to get taken, I just pull the pin.” ‘Private, that is against Guard regulations! Grenades are expensive, you slit your throat to escape a terrible death like a good Imperial Guard!’

When living as a psyker in WH40k's universe your forced to put up with the galaxy's/Imperiums' shenanigans to the point that you'd wish you'd die...only to find out your soul goes to the warp and is subjected to the shenanigans of the Chaos gods and their kinks. So you choose to live with the galaxy's shenanigans.....until Chaos invades, then you get the best of both shenanigans!

@raistlarn

3 жыл бұрын

Only psykers stay around long enough to get messed with. Non-psykers just merge with the stuff that makes up the immaterium.

@awakeandwatching953

3 жыл бұрын

@@raistlarn we dont really know and its all up for interpretation what happens to most human souls that dont die from chaos rituals etc

@MachineMindDesigns

3 жыл бұрын

@@pyerack Funny no one goes over this, cause this just gave me some clarity. need to adjust my comment....

@raistlarn

3 жыл бұрын

@@awakeandwatching953 Codex Chaos Demons 8th edition, page 7, first paragraph. "When devotees of Chaos die, their souls do not fade in the warp and disappear like the spirits of others." This doesn't change the fact GW is notorious for changing their lore, but they do spell it out in this codex at least... until they change the lore again.

@AwankO

3 жыл бұрын

@@pyerack I like how you explained that, might be the first time I seen such things smoothly explained, without extra.

If I woke up in the 40K universe I would off myself and pray that I wake up some more happier like a Gotham City ghetto

@sunburst8810

3 жыл бұрын

Being alive in 40k is better than being dead. Suicide guarantees burning in the warp forever

@lancethedecayedguardian2719

3 жыл бұрын

@@sunburst8810 Just find a local space marine, get hopped up on morphine to attempt to null pain then say the Emperor is not a God then hope the bolter is aimed for your head

Orks:"I have no idea what these humies are on about, I´m having a blast!"

Internet article: “if you could be any character in your favorite franchise what would you be?” Me, a Space Marine enthusiast: “Do I have to live in that universe?” Internet article: “Yes” Me, no longer a Space Marine enthusiast: “Guess I’ll be a Jedi in the Old Republic”

@nobody4248

Жыл бұрын

Darth Nihilus would like to know your location

@herpederpe4320

7 ай бұрын

Lying means that you automatically become a thrall in Nurgles farm

There is something so cathartic about hearing such a calm voice describing the atrocities and shenanigans of the sharpest edge of the world. Sweet dreams!

Thanks for making 40k lore so accessible to people who don't play the ttg! Your videos got me into it a couple of months ago and now I'm hyped to get my first miniatures soon.

@casiocfx

3 жыл бұрын

Nice! That‘s Petty cool. So, which models did you choose?

@AnimeFan9833

3 жыл бұрын

@@casiocfx I'm currently stuck between either getting a little starter kit with 1 necron and 1 space marine or a small unit of space marines. Gonna need to get some brushes and colors as well, so I'll probably just take the necron and marine first to try it out.

@casiocfx

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnimeFan9833 for the start this seems like a good idea. Starting with a smalller amount of standard models, trying a few things out and gather some experience sounds cool. Much joy and effort with your new models! Have a great time and all the best! Listening to Luetin‘s Videos while painting makes much fun.

@AnimeFan9833

3 жыл бұрын

@@casiocfx I'll definitely be re-listening to some of luetin's videos. Thank you!

@pegcity4eva

2 жыл бұрын

I'm loving it

When Inquisitor gives your planet one star rating.

@mho...

2 жыл бұрын

better then an *X*

I would like a list of narcotics in 40k, they get mentioned from time to time in books but not alaborated

@diobrando6177

Жыл бұрын

Cocain

Lutin: I decided to make this a short list so I can produce more long-form content Lutins video: 35 mins long

This makes me think back to Lukas the trickster, great story, good stuff Luetin :D

@Supernaught00

3 жыл бұрын

That's a great book! I started listening to it for the second time a little while ago.

@2silent2kill80

3 жыл бұрын

i wish we had more dark eldar books

@CBRN-115

3 жыл бұрын

Remember when he got his heart torn out? Fun times

@MachinedFace88ttv

3 жыл бұрын

Dont you have some timmys to be killing from a bush or a trap base to build? Oh wait , you're the guy with the memorable intro song and sick rust comeback stories.

@richardvaldes3959

3 жыл бұрын

@@MachinedFace88ttv he "was" that guy

“When’s the worst time to be alive in Warhammer?” “Yes”

@pricilladummie1189

2 жыл бұрын

You mean “correct”

@mho...

2 жыл бұрын

golden age didnt seem that bad tbh!🤔

The night lords trilogy description of the screaming gallery is forever burned in my mind. The night lords are the most damnable chaos legion to me. They we're always the very worst humanity had to offer and you can't even blame their nature on chaos manipulation. "We were murderers first, last, and always!" -Jago Sevatarion

@herrnihl6993

2 жыл бұрын

A Night Lord and an Emperor's Children spot each other on the battlefield, both draped in skin and grisly trophies from countless battlefields. Their fields of vision narrow in reciprocal condemnation. One of them is going to have to go home and change.

@Nyctophora

2 жыл бұрын

@@herrnihl6993 That's brilliant

“So let’s start off strong with the most obvious and perverse weirdos in the galaxy: the furries.”

@j.d.1291

3 жыл бұрын

@@WestSideGorilla1980 You misspelled Space Wolves

@icameforthememes5835

3 жыл бұрын

AVENGE ME BROTHER!

@RezaQin

3 жыл бұрын

Space Wolves are hella cool so piss off ya wanker

@91010186

3 жыл бұрын

Sick reference

@AdaTheWatcher

3 жыл бұрын

Just a small note, not all furries are bad, most are do…

The Interex and the Auretian Technocracy were victims of idiocy. The Emperor's deception regarding the dangers of Chaos doomed them.

@joevenespineli6389

3 жыл бұрын

I always confuse the two as one and the same.

@UncleMikeDrop

3 жыл бұрын

@@joevenespineli6389 The eradication of the Interex was especially unfortunate because they were enemies of Chaos.

@joevenespineli6389

3 жыл бұрын

@@UncleMikeDrop Haven't really read much lore but how did the Emperor view these small but advanced human civilizations?

@UncleMikeDrop

3 жыл бұрын

@@JudicialBrat They merely exploited an opourtunity created by the Emperor. Had the Primarchs been made aware of the Primordial Annihlator and the Emperor not horribly mishandled Lorgar,, Kor Pharoah and Erebus would have had no opourtunity to exploit.

@UncleMikeDrop

3 жыл бұрын

@@joevenespineli6389 It's largely unaddressed as they were encountered post Ullanor and the appointment if Horus Lupercal to WRmaster.

I started painting miniatures last year and just started reading the Horus Heresy novels (I am now at book 8). The Diasporex captains last words were indeed truly tragic and made me reconsider switching to making a xenos army instead of going on with my space marines xD

@LiveAndDie85

8 ай бұрын

Sooner or later the tyranids will munch on the whole galaxy so they are the only option. Lorewise they are 1 of the strongest factions.

I wonder if any dark Eldar ever woke up and said to himself "Damn, we really blew it as a species."

@FJF1085

6 ай бұрын

I think so, there’s some that have joined the Ynnari.

"Worst times to be alive in warhammer 40k" 1. The universe in general

Being turned into a drukharis meat luffa would be about my number one fear in the far future.

40k's worst times to be alive: Pretty much any time, anywhere, except for like a couple planets.

This makes me wanna join chaos or just flat out be lost in space outside the galaxy

@zombiecat6875

3 жыл бұрын

@@pyerack that could be us

@johnwalker3602

3 жыл бұрын

@@zombiecat6875 well shit now I'm gonna have nightmares. Frak you.

First edition wasn't a great time to be alive, the goddamn "terror squirrels" were canon, that's some Alpha + psyker level threat

@NowioFel

3 жыл бұрын

Terror squirrels domesticated by Orks.

@unsmote1560

3 жыл бұрын

“What kinda Squiggs is these?” “Terror Squiggs”

@robinburt5735

3 жыл бұрын

Ptera Squirrels are STILL canon

@johnoneil9188

3 жыл бұрын

Tell me more about those terror squirrels.

@theHedgex1

3 жыл бұрын

I kind of want to know more about these terror squirrels

already 3 armies into this game. with 3 more waiting in the wings. mind says buy more models, wallet says not gonna happen. this, is the worst time to be alive.

While it's not exactly in line with everything you've covered so far, I'd love it if you made a small mention of those living on Holy Terra in the next part. I vaguely recall reading a piece of lore that the population of pilgrims was in the trillions. Entire generations come and gone, waiting in orbit for a chance to even set foot on the surface. They all believe it's worth the deaths so at least one part of their family at some point will make it, such is their devotion.

Being a civilian during the siege of Terra was pretty bad.

@gilbertosantos2806

3 жыл бұрын

Being a civilian anywhere in 40k is pretty bad

@SepuLtera_fuck.youtube.tags_

3 жыл бұрын

@@gilbertosantos2806 Being an soldier anywhere in 40k is pretty bad

I personally would've liked to see an Emperor that would've been like "Doing fine? Dope, Would you like to open democratic and trade negotiations? Perhaps allow volunteers from your populace into our military? Share tech knowledge?" Just open business relations. You'll be able to field and launch armies from yet another planet to boot.

@AwankO

3 жыл бұрын

This here would have yielded so much better results.

@jimmehjiimmeehh9748

3 жыл бұрын

@@AwankO No, it wouldn't. The entire point of the great crusade was to wipe out all worship and religiosity in order to kill the chaos gods. Doing that requires all human cultures to be completely dominated and reformed by the imperium.

@konveen8777

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimmehjiimmeehh9748 to be fair it would be a lot easier to do that after swooping in, chatting up the locals, and coaxing their STC knowledge out of them before you turn their planet into a glass parking lot.

@joevenespineli6389

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if there is some other sci fi setting with multiple human empires instead of just one

@jimmehjiimmeehh9748

2 жыл бұрын

@@joevenespineli6389 Look up Traveller if you want a "post apoc, dark age" sci-fi with multiple human empires and also aliens. Look up Battletech if you want one without aliens. I mean there's plenty others (ie Dune), but those are ones that have full fledged games attached to them.

I just finished the Night Lords audiobook series and it was absolutely incredible. I highly recommend it to anyone who’s into chaos.

I was expecting this to be 10 hours longer.

It's always interesting to hear about the various budding successful human civilizations before the crusade - I agree it'd be really interesting to see where one stood in the modern age contrasted with the imperium.

Some fun, light hearted content in these trying times. Amazing as always

Imagine living as a guard who was forced to turn to chaos. The fear of exposing your love for the Emporer The fear of being an experiment.

Becoming a servitor. Warhammer crime fucked me up with that

@RezaQin

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but after you're one, you wouldn't really know. Hopefully.

I’m a lover of 40k novels and an avid painter of minis purchased from my local game store. It all started after i started watching your videos last summer. Cheers, friend!

@Vlamyncksken

3 жыл бұрын

THIN YOUR PAINT!

If I were born in the 40k universe, I would prefer the dark age of technology.

@l7986

3 жыл бұрын

If I was born in the 40k universe I'd commit suicide asap.

@CherryOpera

3 жыл бұрын

A more evolved form of Star Trek basically

@l7986

3 жыл бұрын

@@CherryOpera A more realistic form of Star Trek

@zeb9826

3 жыл бұрын

@@Stephen-tq1jh evil sunz orks are unpleased by this statement

@l7986

3 жыл бұрын

​@@Stephen-tq1jh So what in human history has ever proved something like the Federation could ever be run successfully and not immediately turn in to a genocidal shitfest?

The screaming gallery descriptions had me do the sign of the cross nonstop. That’s the most insanely and creepily messed up.

Its kind a funny that you are technically helping me staying sober lol. the lore series that you have put so much time into has helped take my mind away from things :) thanks alot Leutin

In the Grim Dark Future there is only waiting a few Millennia for Luetin to upload videos. But here in the present, we are blessed with numerous videos! The Emperor be praised!

This might sound ridiculous but I live for these videos. Got me through army training. Keep it up!

@joebennett6174

3 жыл бұрын

Same haha

@Darkn3ss17

3 жыл бұрын

Watch out, there might be a commissar behind you ready to execute you for wasting the emperors time in the comments section

@troytownsend6402

3 жыл бұрын

I’m with you there man. Reminds you how the suck can be a lot worse! The worst of training is 1000x better than the best of 40K.

Nurgle: "can you hear me now"

@voidraker1736

3 жыл бұрын

Probably still more reliable than Zoom

When I first saw the thumbnail I thought it said, “Worst ways to be alive in Warhammer 40K” And, then I thought, “that is a perfectly 40K idea.”

Unless you're born to royalty a bad time in 40k is life in 40k itself

@jmvt3

3 жыл бұрын

I think life could be pretty good on an agri world.

@the_corvid97

3 жыл бұрын

@@jmvt3 Really depends on the agri-world, typically they suck as well.

@wanderhillen2435

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure being born to royalty is also pretty shit. It is basically a forced +100 modifier to falling to Tzeentch. If you don't do the whole plotting&scheming thing then you won't be royalty for long.

@CherryOpera

3 жыл бұрын

Eh royalty have people to help them out with every single thing anyway and have private armies and bodyguards, so they’d do just fine unless they are stupid enough to commit heresy without a thought over the consequences.

@tanksinatra3968

3 жыл бұрын

And it would only be a matter of time until you fall into depravity because of boredom

We can all agree that Luetin09 is absolutely incredible at what he does, yes or yes?

@andredagg5727

3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to say, yes, definitely yes

@willmosse3684

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@assrammington7961

Жыл бұрын

No. Also he talks like a bottom boy. He would love being probed by a Lictor

amazing, dark, skin-crawling tales from a universe i continue to be in awe of due to its detail and depth, and terrified of simultaneously.

A conscious servitor would be up there for me. Given a choice, being an Ork would be great :)

@Carrrnage

3 жыл бұрын

Being made into a servitor is my absolute nightmare. Just alive enough to know you've been made into a drooling almost mindless machine, but can't do anything about it.

There was one fucked up thing I remember reading but I wasn't sure if it was canon. Basically it was humans on a Chaos ship hanging from the walls completely flayed. Chaos was using their blood for some ritual I think and the humans were definitely alive during and after the flaying.

@alkdklsdflkfds6970

3 жыл бұрын

Nightlords omnibus is chock full of that shit I love it.

@timberwolf1575

3 жыл бұрын

The Assyrians were experts at that kind of thing. You lived long enough to witness your skin being nailed up on the wall next to your skinless body. Great people, those Assyrians.

@alkdklsdflkfds6970

3 жыл бұрын

@@timberwolf1575 It certiantly sends a message, would make me comply with just about whatever tbh seeing that happen publicly. Great people for sure.

@anon2427

3 жыл бұрын

@@timberwolf1575 Ashurbanipal has stone reliefs of this process carved into his palace walls

Seeing title: 40K's worst times to be alive is basically all the time followed be being an Imperial guard and hearing you're being deployed.

@minar7555

3 жыл бұрын

@@pyerack you can't be promoted to a commissar from a guardsmen. Commissars start as dedicated trainees to become a commissar one day. Like Gaunt. Guardsman can dream to become a Lord Castellan though. Like Creed.

@SportyMabamba

3 жыл бұрын

@@pyerack there was that chaos-tainted band of retired Imperial Guard who had a cornstalk on their unit badge.. I forget which book: either a Gaunt’s Ghosts or Ciaphas Cain novel I think.

Hearing about the empire’s blunders always makes me think Horus had the right idea…

Fantastic video! I'd love to see more of this topic. The horror aspect of 40k is probably the most compelling force of my interest of the lore.

*Lore-God Luetin graciously including Night Lords in one of his videos* Me and the 8 other Night Lords fans making happy bat noises

There is this one Necron lord I can't remember but he is in a short Deathwatch story, he has the ability to freeze living beings in a state of conscious stasis, and then he reposes them into scenes in a giant living museum

@emjaaaay

3 жыл бұрын

That would be Trazyn the infinite

@InGodWeTru2t

3 жыл бұрын

Wow...man...this is why W40k is there greatest thing on EARTH. It's one of those ifykyk 8th Wonder of the World type.

@SportyMabamba

3 жыл бұрын

His exhibits include another Tanith Regiment and Catachan Jungle Fighters. He also used to have a Tyranid life-form but it kept escaping stasis containment and attacking other exhibits so he exterminated it

@AwankO

3 жыл бұрын

Better to be trapped by Trazyn than any other options.

Narrator: In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war. Death Korps. Guardsmen: ONLY War you say? *bayonet sharpening intensifies*

“Pain is power... and power, is everything!”

It’s amazes me how the emperor in his “infinite” wisdom, was so desperate to recreate the humanity of old and bring it back to its former glory that he very well may have damned humanity to a slow, ignorant, and painful death.

Yesss. Your content sustains me.

I never new creativity and story telling could go down such dark paths, really can't go to sleep now. Excellent video as always @Lutein09

"The needs of many outweight the needs of few" This saying could be the source of many tragedies in 40K,especially in Great Crusade section.

The fall of the Eldar would be a bad time to be alive

Suggestion: a video or list on the perpetuals of the 40k universe. Love the videos bud, great to listen to while I'm painting

i love to start my morning with stories of death, torture and despair.

Your way of describing horror is truly Lovecraftian, Great Work.

I feel like the emperor himself must feel terrible. Hes slowly dying on his chair, has to constantly fight the warp with his mind and around him him legacy is slowly being destroyed.

@youthere7327

3 жыл бұрын

all part of the plan my dude

Hey Luetin these videos describing different types of worlds/jobs/times from the 40k universe are super cool, wish we'd see more of these!

@WillBloomy

3 жыл бұрын

Yes my favourite videos are the ones describing the lives of every day citizens such as member did the hive world's

@paulcheptea

3 жыл бұрын

@@WillBloomy yes indeed, also the ones describing daemon worlds / imperial worlds taken over by chaos. those are some of my favorite

Konrad Curse must have met some Drukhari at some point, and said "Hey, that's pretty good..."

These lists episodes are my favourites! Thank you for the amazing content as always LT!

Every hour the Emperor sheds a tear because his Imperium will never be as great as the Interex was.

Bro, people when they say: "I'd love to live in [insert fictional world]" Yeah, I'm happy enough with this world thanks.

@And-ur6ol

3 жыл бұрын

There are very few universes i would want to live in. Most people pick them on the assumption that you will be the hero. Take Skyrim. If you are not the dragonborn, it is pretty horrible (of cause not 40K horrible, but compared to our world, yea)

@raistlarn

3 жыл бұрын

@@And-ur6ol especially if some wanker comes in and puts a pot on your head.

@FriezaReturns00001

3 жыл бұрын

@@And-ur6ol I really dislike these comments, please don't start comparing either of the two, it makes no sense. reee its so bad. I'm fairly certain there is enough people in this comment section fine with being a conduit for Chaos and would have no regents. You could say it would be horrible but eh guess what? It ain't you though ^^ Plus happy is subjective bias and doesn't fit for everyone never forget that (apparently you and Ali forget this). It's not going to discourage me from taking the options of Justice League/Teen Titans, Hunter X Hunter or even Stargate/Star Trek, Riddick verse and that's not even my "terrible list" (as my terrible list has other things on there not just 40k), it's much longer however I wouldn't have selected either Skyrim or 40k as such as choices in the first place so... seriously come on guys, Skyrim, really? lol Quite frankly, this is stating the obvious which you should already know but no one could survive 40k from coming here because of the amount of psykers across the board -- who will just detect you from the ground up... and that's it. It's over even the bounty hunters would likely find this out easily and your done so forget Chaos or "the warp", the pskyers are the most likely thing to occur due to the fact that they have many implanted on Hive Worlds, on vessels everywhere to me, it seems meaningless as any amount of deviation from the "Linear path of the Imperium of Man" rules out survival to me. Additionally, there are NOT few universes you can live in, there's plethora of fictional ones out there to consider the options, it's still asinine to suggest such otherwise -- so don't complain if the world you live in is not that interesting/boring or limited still and in scope either. ^^

@Ali-ey9sz

3 жыл бұрын

@@FriezaReturns00001 I did read your comment but I think either I'm being stupid or your wording was a little confusing. Do you mean to say that just because I don't want to live in 40k doesn't mean others have the same opinion? I know that lol. I'm just speaking on my own behalf. I wouldn't actually mind living in the Elder Scrolls though.

Thank you for all these shiver-down-to-your-blood videos. If you feel like a break in this type of content, I'd like to see a list of something along the lines of "things or people you would want to be in 40K" Not that I'm sure there is much xD

Very nice video 👌 the part about the Tyranid weapon was especially interesting. I have never heard about this story before.

3 videos in under two weeks? We truly have the Emperor's blessing brothers!

Those greats crusade civilisations sound really fascinating; I’d love to see a game explore/extrapolate out from the period.

I know you said you were gonna put out more videos soon, but you're spoiling us!! And I love it!

Tyranid in the thumbnail: Boi you GON GET DISS KISS Soldier: Not on cam!!!

Hi LT, I have an idea for a list. The 5 most influential Astartes characters, Loyalist and Heretic. Give you another chance to talk about Garro.

@jimbodini9512

2 жыл бұрын

Always down to hear more about Garro

I feel like a human faction being discovered that still uses super advanced DAoT tech and AI (allowing it to stand up to the imperium) would be a really interesting direction to take the lore

'The Screaming Gallery' sounds like a good place to visit.

I was literally just thinking of when you next video was coming out lol. Love all the videos keep it up!