'...and 2 counts of improper dress.' And they say Blood Angels don't have a sense of humor.

@toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745

7 жыл бұрын

...I...I don't think they were joking. I think they literally took his clothing as an offense to the Imperium.

@fumarc4501

7 жыл бұрын

Corn 'n Tanks Imperial fashion police!

@jamesgarratt1043

7 жыл бұрын

Tanall: 2 counts of improper dress that's worse than 2 scoops of ice cream :O

@MichaelBW-bn9gf

6 жыл бұрын

That's punishable by a torture season by the adeptus Fashionista.

@heliveruscalion9124

6 жыл бұрын

Tanall Fashion Heresy! *BLAM*

"it's unoccupied" "THERES ORKS FLYING OUT OF IT" "And once those orks are out of the ship it will be unoccupied"

@thewalnutknight2760

4 жыл бұрын

* space hulk proceeds to run into the planet *

@acraftyhuragok7586

4 жыл бұрын

Over Lord: I stand Correct

@excerpt1978

4 жыл бұрын

GET OUT OF MOY SHIP, SPEHS MEHREEN!

@TheCorrodedMan

4 жыл бұрын

A CraftyHuragok Knowing Strabbs dumbass, he would have continued to insist it was uninhabited even after that

@Bendy237

3 жыл бұрын

LOL, solid logic

Ork's greatest weapon; Surprise! Imperials: "There's no way they'll do that." -5 mins later- Imperials: "OME they're doing it! How is that even possible?" Orkz: WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! *on fire*

@zerowolf0006

7 жыл бұрын

WEEZ THE ORKS AND WE STOMPZ HUMMIE GITZ

@fumarc4501

7 жыл бұрын

Rak Headsmasha GIVE DAT BOY A WARTRUKK!

@andyb1653

4 жыл бұрын

@@fumarc4501 Wartrukk: **refuses to start** Ork: Arrite, goin' wid plan "B", den! **rides a grot into battle** "FASTA YA GIT, FASTA!!" **grot struggles to carry 300 lbs of Ork**

@thewalnutknight2760

4 жыл бұрын

I think you mean WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@andyb1653

4 жыл бұрын

@@thewalnutknight2760 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA **record scratch noise** NAH, oi jus' ain't feelin' it, yer know? Can't 'ave a proper WAAAGH wiv all da boyz in "kwarinteen."

The early stages of the invasion reminds of the old military saying, “do want to talk to who is in charge? or the one who knows what is going on?”

@billywise643

4 жыл бұрын

Flamethrowerdude V c

@darthrevan4933

4 жыл бұрын

Flamethrowerdude that is so accurate so many times throughout history it’s not even funny

@11Survivor

4 жыл бұрын

Pronouns are critical pieces of vocabulary, I suggest *you* use them.

@fumarc4501

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a fine distinction

@robertnelson9599

4 жыл бұрын

@@fumarc4501 Problem is, the one in charge can reprimand you for not listening...

"welp ammageddin outta here" - civilian watching the ork hoard approch

@warbossgrimdakka5401

6 жыл бұрын

TheDr4g0nM4n you deserve top comment for that pun

@EarFarce4

6 жыл бұрын

*nearby officer* IF you will not serve in COMBAT you will serve on the brick throwing line! *Throws out of window*

@sethgilcrist8088

4 жыл бұрын

Haha that puns so horrible it made a Kriegerman laugh

@sillylittleowlguy2392

4 жыл бұрын

Ba dum tssss

@jasN86

4 жыл бұрын

Well played

40:23 Old man throwing himself aginst the Orks grenades in hand, workers using their diggers, loaders and cranes as improvised weapons of war. No wonder the Orks love humans, we are as batshit as they are when push comes to shove.

@theenderdestruction2362

4 жыл бұрын

Or when it really comes down to ti we can be even more batshit insane, it's like cornering a cat or dog you do it and there will be consequences

@Dap1ssmonk

3 жыл бұрын

If you have to define humanity with one word, it would be defiance.

@theenderdestruction2362

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dap1ssmonk true very true

@julonkrutor4649

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dap1ssmonk more stubborn. To stubborn to lie down and die 😈

@Dragonspirit223

3 жыл бұрын

@@julonkrutor4649 I would say Spirituous, the way to beat humanity is to break their spirit, if that is ripped out of humanity, we fall, but if that remains... May God have mercy on whoever is against us, for we shall not.

Funny thing: Yarrick is very old by now. Even by the standart of imperial nobility he's old. But he's still as active and strong as ever. Why is that? Well, probably because pretty much every ork in the whole galaxy is completly and utterly convinced that Yarrick can not be killed except maybe by Ghazgul himself. And when enough orks believe something then their WAAAAAGH! energy makes it true.

@nicholasleclerc1583

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit that’s cool and makes sense

@wraithface4410

2 жыл бұрын

That's stupid and boring

@executeorder6613

2 жыл бұрын

@@wraithface4410 no u

@esukgfjyijlgul5335

Жыл бұрын

@@wraithface4410 bait

@kaijuking5971

Жыл бұрын

@@wraithface4410 says you

My Sons, won many honours on Armageddon. And from that furnace, Astartes and mortal alike, were forged ever stronger.

@penetrationexpert3241

7 жыл бұрын

Vulkan Of Nocturne your sons killed few black Templars by refusing to help and instead helping stupid citizens

@vulkanofnocturne

7 жыл бұрын

They are Astartes, they are supposed to be The Emperors ultimate guardians for humanity. Those Black Templars died performing that mission, as did many Salamnders. We serve Mankind, that is our function.

@baker90338

7 жыл бұрын

Remember that the salamanders having good public relations will allow them to have better cooperation with the imperial guard.

@justafox5356

5 жыл бұрын

VULKAN LIVES!

@willatronblue4835

5 жыл бұрын

Fox Of Shadilay stomp stomp

You wanna hear something funny? If Orks and Imperials ever had to team up to fight Chaos... the Orks would probably only take orders from Commissar Yorrick because he's (clears throat), "The da biggezt and badezt and Orkizt of dem Hummiez."

@Darknessblade4me

7 жыл бұрын

adam reese That would happen right after they are done raping chaos. and that alone would take a long time.

@LongWarEnjoyer

4 жыл бұрын

Not really funny at all lol

@Darknessblade4me

3 жыл бұрын

@Just Jeff Rape in ork language is the same as "bash the damn thing with a choppa until it stops twitching, then bash it some more and maybe shoot a couple of mags into it. Because funny"

@Mitchel_The_Catalan

3 жыл бұрын

@@Darknessblade4me you mean dakka

@Bembel81

3 жыл бұрын

Cringe master!

I think that if Yarrick would have roar WAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! he could have enlisted the first ork regiment of the imperium.

@TheCorrodedMan

7 жыл бұрын

lucas thibault "say,dis oomie knows what he'z doin,let'z go fight fur'em!"

@klpihl

7 жыл бұрын

James.T .Adams FOR THA EMPRAHHHHH

@caiocbcn

7 жыл бұрын

lucas thibault "WE'S ARE THA EMPRASS GREENEST!"

@samuelsafin6564

7 жыл бұрын

lucas thibault DA EMPRAH PROTEKTS!

@BadlanderOutsider

7 жыл бұрын

E'S CUNNIN' AND BRUTAL YA GIT.

My God emperor this makes Stalingrad look a decisive victory

@mattaffenit9898

6 жыл бұрын

Joey Tillson Correction: it makes Stalingrad look like Saturday afternoon.

@anonanon9535

5 жыл бұрын

Agnarr Salventius correction this makes Stalingrad like a random bullet fired once a year directly into the dirt

@xxxxxx5868

4 жыл бұрын

@@mattaffenit9898 Everything in W40k makes Stalingrad look like a Saturday afternoon

@mattaffenit9898

4 жыл бұрын

@@xxxxxx5868 Yeah, but this more than many others. I mean, okay, it's not Vraks, but this shit is still just a tad more ridiculous than normal. Smacking asteroids into a planet? Dafuq? And because I am obliged to do so given the subject matter - Trekkies: Wish the Federation existed because idealism. People who like Star Wars: Quite likely wish they were jedi. People who like Mass Effect: Want to blow up Reapers. Probably. People who like most sci-fi settings: Wish setting exists more often than not. 40k community: ... mmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNOPE!!!!!!!!!!!! *_proceeds to fuck right off as far away as possible before gribblies, necrons, space elves, blue-weebs, Chaos, the Imperium, or literally anyone else ever can notice because fuhuhuck that shit with a twenty light year pole_*

@dionjaywoollaston1349

4 жыл бұрын

Matt Affenit correction: it makes Stalingrad look like the battle of France

1 hour and 10 minutes of pure arch. Slaanesh has nothing compared to this pure ecstasy

@TheCorrodedMan

7 жыл бұрын

Jason na the nuts i nutted upon seeing this have effectively allowed me to surpass slaanesh in terms of pleasure

@jacobs4545

7 жыл бұрын

Jason na i could listen to him reading the user manual to a washing machine

@violetsapphire952

7 жыл бұрын

The other 16 seconds, however; those were heretical seconds. We don't talk about those.

@JackFrostDoll

7 жыл бұрын

Heresy as much? ^^

@jacobmendonca8571

6 жыл бұрын

JackFrostDoll it's not technically heresy because arch is a very loyal servant to the imperium.

9:16 Which self-respecting ork would avoid a minefield? That's what snots, grots and squigs are for! Afterall, let's remember, it was a couple million ORKS that landed. That means there was a couple billion snots, grots and squigs. "And two counts of improper dress" This attention to detail sure is admirable

@Stuffandstuff974

Жыл бұрын

Orks would find pure hilarity from making weaker greenskins run through minefields.

@michalsoukup1021

Жыл бұрын

@@Stuffandstuff974 There is a problem though, What if the mines are set to be initiated by Ork, but not by a smaller greenskin?

Orks witnessing Yarrick's victory: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!!! Ghazkul hearing about Yarrick's victory: YESYESYESYESYESYES!!!

@thomastakesatollforthedark2231

3 жыл бұрын

Grotznik: oh no Arch pyronist: oh no! Other named ork: NO NO NO Ghazgkull: YEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS Yarrick: oh fuck me

How is there not more love for the mad bastards that welded themselves into cranes and went to fight Gargants

Von Strab lost a titan legion? How he manged to avoid a inqustorial power chainfoot up his ass is beyond me.

@CryingZombie666

6 жыл бұрын

The filthy ass must have bargained with Chaos already, I guess. There is no fuckin' way he hauls ass from Armageddon that easily.

@theomnissiah-9120

6 жыл бұрын

He should be more worried about be vivisected put back together than vivisected by the admech

@bustedcogitator8954

6 жыл бұрын

Pierre Lindgren screw the inquisition I'm surprised the Mecanicus didn't come for his ass

@limeyndixie

6 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he went into hiding and/or disgraced exile after the war. Probably a sort of “either retire in disgrace without any pension at all, or we make you into a fucking Arcoflagellant” kinda deal. He came back for the Third War, though. Sided with Mag Thraka, if you can believe it, to take over the planet with him. The Last Chancers killed him during a (naturally) suicide mission.

@oddluck4180

5 жыл бұрын

Almost as bad as losing 100 baneblades.

When the Blood Angels entered the fray my heart sung with the glory of the God-Emperor.

When you were talking about the Space Marines coming down I expected the old Red Alert sound byte "Reinforcements have arrived"

@Superschokokeks

7 жыл бұрын

and Hell March?

@RommelTheDesertFox

7 жыл бұрын

Superschokokeks Fuck yes

@CryingZombie666

6 жыл бұрын

+Superschokokeks "We have come, and, stomp!"

@viyhexe131

5 жыл бұрын

I was expecting the crescendo of Captain Titus' theme.

@mattaffenit9898

5 жыл бұрын

@@RommelTheDesertFox _T H E N T H E W I N G E S H U S S A R S A R R I V E D_

I must be a guardsman at heart, I teard up when I heard the "Emperor Protects" segment.

The Emperor Protects!

@5ryans

7 жыл бұрын

Arch Warhammer I wonder if that's the slogan on his condoms

@somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821

7 жыл бұрын

so... what about that demonic invasion eh? i heard that Armageddon got invaded by Demons

@kaptinbadrukk2668

7 жыл бұрын

Arch Warhammer WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

@rileyneal149

7 жыл бұрын

Arch Warhammer just fuck yeah

@jinpain8172

7 жыл бұрын

brilliant work on this vid you have outdone yourself this time

So does this mean Yarrick's life is supported by the Ork's psychic power? He is deadly because the orks believed he is deadly?

@fountainchristain

7 жыл бұрын

Grombrindal yea I also thought that's what was going on

@sjoerddz

7 жыл бұрын

how can this commented be posted 6 hours ago?

@grombrindal567

7 жыл бұрын

Patreon exclusive :P

@internetzenmaster8952

7 жыл бұрын

Pretty much. That and Gork n' Mork probably consider Yarrick a 'Ooman grod' (literally translated from 2nd edition Orkish: "Human Best Friend/Favorite Enemy") to all Orks, *especially Ghazghkull*. So not only is the old Commissar blessed by the protection of the Emperor, he's also supported by (probably) two of the oldest, strongest gods inside the Warp *AND* the reality-fuckery that is the WAAAAAAAGH! field. Yarrick also likes to play up the greenskin's legends about him for full effect. Case in point: Orks start whispering that Ol' One Eye Yarrick can kill with a glance. Yarrick hears about this rumor and has his bionic eye turned into a bionic eye that can fire A FUCKING LASER BEAM. Seriously though, as of the current lore Yarrick and Ghazzy probably have the best 'frenemy rivalry/grudge match' going in the galaxy. The primarchs' sibling bitchfest has *nothing* on what those two have done to each other. I'll go into more detail a little later after I'm done watching the video.

@kingjshgrumpy5481

7 жыл бұрын

my theory is that yarrick and ghazkull are actually avatars of mork and gork

Commissar Yarrick: Everything a Space Marine wants to be.

@crysisrevelation6132

2 жыл бұрын

Me, a true space marine: *Laughs in Legion of the Damned*

@theenderdestruction2362

Жыл бұрын

*looks at Ollanius Pius* and this man is everything the custodians wish they could be

Not gonna lie, the bit about Helsreach actually made me get a little choked up. Dunno why stories of utter hopelessness against an invading force do that to me. Excellent video.

@rileyneal149

7 жыл бұрын

Splint Na same bro

@trk4973

7 жыл бұрын

AH FUCK I REMEMBER, FUCKING ORKS EVERYWHERE PTSD INTENSIFIES

@humanitysucks4025

6 жыл бұрын

It's the beauty of said hopelessness causing the Greatest Resolve in the Civillian population.

@willrogers3793

6 жыл бұрын

I’m reminded of a certain meme showing an imperial guardsman’s face and the caption “Stalingrad? We call that ‘Tuesday’.”

@primarisrice6820

4 жыл бұрын

check out the actual helsreach series on youtube its even better

"the emperor protects" me: *chills*

if i ever won the Powerball im kidnapping arch, vaults of terra and 40k theories and we are going to erasmus with 50 million dollars. SWTOR-trailer quality full length movies featuring the horus heresy, and primarchs.

@ArchYouTube

7 жыл бұрын

ha! do it!

@neofulcrum5013

7 жыл бұрын

I'd help

@weirdscience8341

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Siegel IL chip in a tenner if I can be an assassin 😂

@ThatDragonGuy

6 жыл бұрын

You'd need much more than that if your going to do a 2 hour feature film for each Horus Heresy book. You'd need at least 1 billion

@tacokid99

6 жыл бұрын

TreeckotheRebel he’ll release them over time so they’ll pay for themselves

Since Yarrick has been looked at, I petition Arch Warhammer to cover the daring deeds of Ciaphas Cain, HERO of the Imperium!

@dropdead234

7 жыл бұрын

I vote for CATO SECARIUS OF THE ULTRATOLIETSEATBLUEBERRYASSHOLEMARYSUESMURFS! (Ducks chair.)

@mattaffenit9898

6 жыл бұрын

Andy Low Creed? I'd rather Creed. Because Creed... wait... where's toilet I was shitting in? And why is their an Imperator titan with its gun up my as... *_CRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_*

@Archon3960

4 жыл бұрын

Where he will no doubt rework the canon information to fit his narrative... Just like any real inquisitor! x)

As Sabaton would say: "THEN THE SPACE MARINES ARIVED!"

@imperialguardsman3923

5 жыл бұрын

COMING DOWN FROM THE SKY'S

@kristopherruiz7644

4 жыл бұрын

Let THE BLOOD ANGELS ARRIVE!

@ConfusedGuardsman

4 жыл бұрын

@@imperialguardsman3923 COMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE!

@SentientBeefStew

3 жыл бұрын

Hans Yolo A man of culture eh?

@theenderdestruction2362

3 жыл бұрын

Why do I just imagine sabton still being alive XD

Arch quit mentioning the Inquisition and the Not First War, its the worst kept secret in the galaxy, give a space wolf enough to drink and he will go over the entire lore of that conflict.

@furrybacon1512

7 жыл бұрын

the problem Auriorium, with getting a space wolf enough to drink, is well... getting a space wolf enough to drink.

@fountainchristain

7 жыл бұрын

Cameron Billquist you doubt my amount of drink on hand?

@furrybacon1512

7 жыл бұрын

i highly doubt you have control over a solar system which makes only alcohol. if you do, be my guest, get the space wolf drunk

@Auriorium

7 жыл бұрын

I call that, Challenge Accepted XD

@plamenminchev6563

7 жыл бұрын

SPACE WOLVES?! FUCKING FURRIES!!!

planetary command: here'swhat we think everyone else: *looks at Yarik* Yarik: execute order 66 everyone else: yes my lord

Random Ork Warboss: "DA FIRST WAR FOR ARMAGEDDON WUZ AGAINST DAEMONS!" "COME AT ME INQUISITAHS!" -Assumes classic 'Come at me bro' stance

@ls200076

7 жыл бұрын

Lord Frostwind "Oh yeah boi!" *Smashes inquisitors butt* "wait"

@sethgilcrist8088

4 жыл бұрын

Unless a massive artillery barrage of TP3 on the heretics + the Inquisition sends there greeting by way of the Death Korps+

@julonkrutor4649

3 жыл бұрын

@@sethgilcrist8088 Krieger vs Orks... that would be fun for all sides. For the Krieger, Orks and the reader. Is there such a thing?

@sethgilcrist8088

3 жыл бұрын

@@julonkrutor4649 Yay "second"war of Armageddon Krieg survivers from varks were sent to help

@crysisrevelation6132

2 жыл бұрын

Hans, load ze cyclonic torpedoes!

*Flashes Inquisition badge* "Citizen, while I appreciate you for you loyalty to the Emperor I am here to warn you. A person with a.... *very* firery temper is upset about your negligence to mention of this deed on Armageddon. He is possibly coming to have a personal "chat" with you and your continent.

@theenderdestruction2362

3 жыл бұрын

He's a inquisitor too ya know and good luck getting on top of his mountain where he lives and good luck finding him the imperial fist built that place

I got a wee bit chocked up when arch described the coming of the Astartes. good job arch :D

the way you've organized and structured this video makes it look like a documentary about a real war and for that you are one of the best human beings on the planet, this series is the best thing I've seen in a while keep it up mate!!

Von Straub must have been inspired by the real Von Hotsendorf.

@nineballmk2

6 жыл бұрын

LETS NOT GET CRAZY NOW VULKAN!

@justcaino9176

3 жыл бұрын

@@nineballmk2 Team 3 star? : )

Emperors armor, Yarek is badass. He killed an orc leader, while having his arm clamped off, then had that war bosses mechanical arm grafted to him. Just, wow. Also "and two counts of improper dress" yes, the most grievous of transgressions against the empire.

Never forget that the God-Emperor's statue wept blood a day before the hulk came in system and the greatest void ship in the system, well, it died by ramming itself into the hulk to try and kill as many of them as possible.

Total respect to the Space Wolves

@penetrationexpert3241

7 жыл бұрын

Chapter Master Valrak indeed

@CryingZombie666

6 жыл бұрын

Respect da wolf-brothers!

@mannofdober873

6 жыл бұрын

But the wolves were never on Armageddon...

@JacatackLP

6 жыл бұрын

FAHKING FURRIES!!!! #rememberprospero #magnusdidnothing wrong

@drizztiley8740

6 жыл бұрын

JacatackLP NEEEEEEEEEERRD

This is why I love 40k: it's a universe where the apocalypse is just Tuesday

@lordinquisitor6233

7 жыл бұрын

Remind me when I was reading the macharius crusade

49:00 Wait for it... Wait for it... THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED Seriously, have that song waiting to start and play it at the right moment, and it's AWESOME.

I like the theory that Yarrick is literally being kept alive by the fear of the combined ork hordes.

You forgot to mention [REDACTED]. It was an important part of [REDACTED]. Ahh well, at least you mentioned [REDACTED] and [REDACTED], and that -annoying- PERFECTLY REASONABLE AND NOBLE Inquisition didn't censor my post at all.

An Hour long Lore video! PRAISE DA EMPRAH

Usually the Death Korps of Krieg ignore or outright shoot their own commissars for not being hardened suicidal badasses like themselves but if yarrick was their commissar I doubt they would ever question his authority/orders and would actually respect him.

I love the scale of WH40k battles in the lore. that Titan exploding in the middle of the attacking Ork horde was bigger than the Tsar Bomba. aka the biggest nuke us plebian humans have ever tested.

Imperium: You can't just simply burn down an entire Jungle Bolsonaro: Hold my beer

I shed a tear at 49:44

"He stole the war bosses arm. Run boyz" - some ork

Orks know its Yarrick by the power claw, and the almost deafening clanging sound when he walks...

Shitstorm electric boogaloo mk2. Ghazskulls party palace

@forgefathereli8354

7 жыл бұрын

you say funny things that make me giggle. (im also high as tits right now)

@violenceislife1987

4 жыл бұрын

Boogaloo

So its basically the battle of Stalingrad except force fed protein powder and pumped up on steroids. The Armageddon meat grinder.

the chaos invasion of armageddon never happened it's the armenian genocide of the 40k universe according to the young tau OF COURSE !!!!!!!

@carsoncasmirri3874

6 жыл бұрын

"It's bullshit we're trying to have a reasonable discussion about the greater good"

@CornPop-cz2eo

4 жыл бұрын

Damn that was good. I can't get the image of Al Jazeera using the bacon like smell of the warp in order to brainwash Chunk and Anna into preaching propaganda.

@hyakushiki9438

4 жыл бұрын

Corn Pop42020 Anna, who is Armenian herself. 🙄

The port siege description made me badly want a warhammer FPS horde/co-op assault game based in a hive city. Basically a good version of space hulk deathwing (warframe/the-division with a less ninja movement or infinite stat scaling) on a much grander scale of map with a persistent player inventory that can be lost through death.

@IRMentat

7 жыл бұрын

Damn, the state of console crippled PC gaming got has me sad now.

@moriskurth628

7 жыл бұрын

You mean ARMA/Vermintide just in 40K?

@IRMentat

7 жыл бұрын

I mean a 40K vermintide/L4D2 where each map is semi-randomly picked from a suite of eventually hundreds (area gameplay/cohesion more important than incidental details) that form a mostly cohesive area/city to fight through in a chain of 2-5 maps that make up a mission (turn on the defensive turrets, fight through to the safe-zone and break an ork siege, gather supplies and return to base with the laden vehicle). Players craft and gather resources Warframe/firefall (during the thumper era) style to craft modular "throwaway" weapons you loose if you fail a mission (unless you can get to a safe/beacon and store some of your gear before you die). let players find a few salvageable components and weapons/mods in-mission. If you loose or win incidental details around that area will dynamically update to a more or less intact/protected state (80% cosmetic but with some routes, doors, walkways, defences, buildings and resources available depending on win/loss ratios each week).

@IRMentat

7 жыл бұрын

The entire thing has been done before and other games already do this with different themes in mind e.g.1(warframe , space ninjas rampaging through procedural tile-set locations instead of guard companies facing down numerous enemies over a 2-5 level mission-chain). e.g.2 (destiny/borderlands, sci-fi space-tards fighting through a mix of instances and overland areas to kill a boss to get tokens and/or RNG loot drops in order to take on more bullet-sponge enemies) e.g.3 (vermintide/L4D/space hulk:deathwing, horde mode gameplay through a small number of heavily detailed levels, replay value comes from loot/PvP/suicidal-disappointment respectively) e.g.4 (global agenda/firefall, broken messes of a game that were about harvesting resources, fighting off other players/AI-swarms to control tracts of lands rich in resources, to build more gear. End results were generally weak due to stat based PvP items and drastic changes in gameplay direction) It's all doable with current tech but no one has fitted the pieces together in this way yet, let alone with a well produced 40k theme. Resident evil 5 and revelations (some fan gameplay-reactions aside) did something similar to this idea in a single-player setting.

@IRMentat

7 жыл бұрын

As with warframe, devs could start small with a procedural-tileset system 1-2 factions and a basic set of player gear then add in more over-time. Over time refine the more procedural maps into a skirmish mode while building up linked-3D grid-based campaign city/station/rok maps. Start with a 3 x 3 grid of maps, maybe add in a couple of tower/sewer/air/sea port areas, boost the grid/map piece by piece (e.g. start with a city wall-tower section plus nearby suburb buildings, add in the wall-gate plus the access bridge, add in more city plus some sewer access, add in farmland, add a transport hub to the area, etc), each new level allow 1-2 entrances from each direction to link into the another map (even if it's a trainline/out-flow pipe/bombed out wall). Save time by wholesale copying existing/realistic architecture (shopping centres, car parks, offices, castles, ports, train stations) layouts into the chosen theme then create gameplay paths through them by blocking off/destroying certain entrances and floors to allow one map to have 5-6 varied play-routes. That said I think I need to go cry in a corner while curled up for a while. Laters.

The pure badassery of Commisar Yarick shed a tear from my eye... Beautiful.

did someone mentioned...DAEMON INVASION?!? UH OHHHHH SMASH IT ! (headbuts against the exterminatus button)

@zerowolf0006

6 жыл бұрын

Lord Inquisitor Ninoslav I see what you did

Ah pizza, mountain dew and arch warhammer, killer combo

Yes there was absolutely no Chaos Demon invasion led by my Brother at all.

@penetrationexpert3241

7 жыл бұрын

Horus Lupercal you still dead egghead

@Kh0rne8

7 жыл бұрын

Dawn Bringer me reappearing would still make more sense then "Gathering storm".

@neofulcrum5013

7 жыл бұрын

Horus Lupercal for the warmaster

@Kh0rne8

7 жыл бұрын

Give this man a cooky !

@legionofthedamned157

6 жыл бұрын

Greetings warmaster

1:07:45 "It's a pretty hard task to burn down an entire jungle" *Sweats in Brazilian*

49:45 God dammit, you sure know how to make a narration epic

@rythegeneral511

7 жыл бұрын

Carlos caballeromoreno FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

I can't help but admire the INCREDIBLE subtlety and creativity of Games Workshop when it comes to naming things. I can't wait for the part where commander Faust and his forces from hive city Helheim set out to stop the orks from crossing the Purgatory river and onto the Baphomet peninsula by confronting them at a bridge locally known as Satan's left testicle.

At my funeral I want an english narrator telling all my life's misfortunes with a solemn straight voice for 1 hours non stop.

Hey Arch, I'm one of the map makers from the grand campaign custom map, and would like to know if you still intend to do historical custom battles for warhammer fantasy (like you said long ago) and if I can help you in this sense with backgrounds/ maps to make this possible. You seem to distance yourself from fantasy a bit recently, curious if you intend to go back to it.

@ArchYouTube

7 жыл бұрын

oh i am going to do more, but atm the Armageddon series is getting all my attention until it is compleate. Sadly tough the great war against chaos is a bust, a PC crash ate all of my files with the maps and markers and editing etc and i just dont feel like doing it all over again... do feel free to email me some examples of what you could possibly do tough, i am always looking for art and artists!

@cranederoc

7 жыл бұрын

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198037698096/myworkshopfiles/?appid=364360 if you want to look trough my workshop.

@TavernPiper

7 жыл бұрын

Hey Arch, what books do you use as a reference for the armageddon videos?

Yarrick staring down the warboss. "You should have gone for the head"

The art is absolutely amazing! As a Patron I must say, I have spent my money well! I absolutely love the art for the Hive of Asheron! Those three guys(Imperial Guard, Gangmember and Civilian) looked super awesome together! Also, hearing the lore of the video, the defense of Hive Hellsreach reminds me a lot of the Battle at Shipka Pass. Very touching to me on a personal level.

@Demiurge13

Жыл бұрын

if its to arch you spent that money then you sent it the wrong way because that art you refer to all comes from the video game wh40k armagg...eddon

"the Diablolus river is ... basically a river" touché

50:00 man that stuff still gives me chills, really well done Arch

I wish to obtain knowledge as to the cause of exterminatis class weaponry being stored on Armageddon. This is for documentation and subsequent classification by Commissar Debit Fett of the Trappist system.

@barrybend7189

6 жыл бұрын

Commissar Debit Fett simple just use the forbidden divide by zero equation in all of the hives main power facilities.

Arch, this is, my friend, the very best of the lore videos You made this far, in my humble opinion. Not only You managed to deliver tons of specifics in a form You most of the time masterfully do, You added this most required drama and pathos of Acheron siege. Man... You nailed it.

Loving this you have set a new standard #rememberhades

There better be a second video. If you pull a Night Haunter again, there will be blood. (Possibly skulls, but no promises.)

"The hive gangers brought their own weapons" -lol

"but even in darkest of days...…. the emperor protects!" I literally smiled when I heard that

The crane operators welding themselves into their machines to fight ork gargants in hand to hand always gets me for some reason. i read that in a white dwarf back when the armegeddon event was going on. got me back then too. something about the fanatical determination to make the enemy pay despite the certainty of their own deaths. there was another description in white dwarf that discussed crazy hive gangers full of drums sent into ventilation ducts to fight ork commandos in hand to hand that was also pretty awesome.

@adamcarey6093

7 ай бұрын

pumped full of STIMS*

Listening to this... I kind of want a modded Mechwarrior 3 with Arch doing the singleplayer mission briefings.

I've been a subscriber since your first lore videos when total war warhammer was first announced, and i have to say, in my opinion this is your best lore video yet. Absolutely outstanding. Thank you.

"Do not give into despair easily." -Commissar Yarrick is amused.

I have REALLY enjoyed this video. Thanks Arch. You put a lot of emphasis at the right time giving the right amount of feeling to it. Well done.

I can only imagine how many times 'FOR THE EMPEROR' said during the siege of Helsreach

Arch's bed time stories are the best. Thanks for an awesome tale :)

Good lord this is wonderful. The battle maps and attention to lore detail then the added flare you put on your videos is nothing short of spectacular. Thank you for sharing this.

We're Whalers on moon! *We carry our harpoons!*

@forgefathereli8354

7 жыл бұрын

Replace we're with "us orkzies" and "moon" with anywhere. And im sure some Ork has a harpoon so its all good from their

@carsoncasmirri3874

6 жыл бұрын

Well there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our whaling tune

49:40 I love the way you tell these stories

Your telling me we lost 5 not 1 but 5 TITANS! By the emperor how could such a atrocitie happen.

@thomastakesatollforthedark2231

3 жыл бұрын

How is that so bad? Just construct more on one of the trillion worlds the imperium rules

@ThePumpkinRot

3 жыл бұрын

Billions of guard have been sacrificed for one titan. To lose five in single engagement...

@thomastakesatollforthedark2231

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThePumpkinRot oh... Yeah that's bad

Arch: give me all you money /me: take it! throws 5 nickels

I must say, I enjoy the fact that you decided to focus on the official accounting of the War for Armageddon. The citizenry and Inquisition thank you for excluding things that... DID NOT HAPPEN.

..i think useing the words "ork" and "plan" together is kinda.......inaccurate

@morgancarey1374

6 жыл бұрын

Kyber Cat Well they do in the sense "orks have absolutely no fucking plan"

@ayindephulgence4950

4 жыл бұрын

it's more like they pick a direction and sometimes stick to it

@Archon3960

4 жыл бұрын

You'z nevah met Ol' Gazghkull, do ya? xD

@toddwilliams8128

4 жыл бұрын

what do you call an ork with half a brain? STRATEGIST

@nukclear2741

3 жыл бұрын

Morgan Carey no plan survives contact with the enemy.

Seriously why is everyone hating on the spacewolves?! They did very well when they SINGLE........HANDEDLY.......... defeated that chaos invasion Never has the imperium had a finer victory apart from when an angry marine beat a special snowflake marine to death by picking up a fellow angry marine wearing terminator armor and proceeded too beat the ever loving snot out of it while the terminator swore at the special snowflake for being a pansy while his brother swung him around like a wet towel

@nicholasleclerc1583

3 жыл бұрын

What the the hell are you talking ? That sounds awesome !!!

Arch, your story telling is the sole reason I got into the lore of both fantasy and 40k Warhammer. Thank you so much for many hours of enjoyment.

I loved this video. Telling lore in this way is very enganging and entertaining. Keep it up please.

I understand now. Yarrick is the descendant to Goblin Slayer!

WELL DONE! A brilliant telling of the 1st ork war for Armagddon and I'm look forward to another one like this.

A lot of work has clearly been put into this, I enjoyed every second of this. Good work arch

"Drive me closer! I want to bitch- slap them with my claw!"

The What now? Midgets led by an inquisitor? *pulls out bolt pistol* that did not happen...period.

@nineballmk2

6 жыл бұрын

they are coming back!

I love these lore videos. Your style of presentation is both easy to follow and highly entertaining. Keep up the good work!

I have been waiting for a video of this length for ages - thanks man. Made my weekend

I feel like Humans are the single best thing that ever happened to Orks.

The three ork gods: Gork, Mork, and Commissar Yarrik

@thewalnutknight2760

4 жыл бұрын

and the Beast

49:40 that line legit sent shivers down my spine, I love warhammer.

nice been waiting for another armageddon lore. thx arch keep doing what your doing man

This looks like a one hour special document about the overlord's Incompetents. Written by a VERY BIG "I".