Orkymedes, the Ork who invented the space claw, a structure so massive it could pluck imperial warships out of the atmosphere...

@cryptosporidium1375

7 жыл бұрын

ComradeVlad Archimedes made a claw that lifted Roman ships from the water to capsize them.

@bird_grease9288

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly my point.

@fort809

7 жыл бұрын

Cryptosporidium 137 that was the joke, yes

@fumarc4501

7 жыл бұрын

GIVE ME A BIG ENOUGH LEAVER AND I KAN LOOT A PLANET!

@WordBearer86

6 жыл бұрын

ENUFF

Meanwhile in the Warp, Gork and Mork were probably just sitting there looking at Emps with the biggest grins an Ork face can make. Also, Khorne was probably chilling on the sidelines with a bucket of popcorn in his lap watching the whole thing like some kind of khornate reality TV.

@razagan1343

7 жыл бұрын

somebody should draw this.

@CryingZombie666

6 жыл бұрын

FUCKIN'... LIVID!

@mirokortemaa9060

6 жыл бұрын

Yep Someone should paint this picture.

@Zeljko96Srb

5 жыл бұрын

Make it a comic, Big E just shows them Grimaldus. Gork and Mork just gawk in fear while Khorne runs away

@CharlesUrban

5 жыл бұрын

_"You two think that this invasion is going to succeed?"_ "IT'Z WORKIN' GOOD NOW, 'UMIE!" "ROIGHT, DIS IZ A ZOGGIN' GOOD SCRAP ALREADY!" *"Hey! Whose head do I have to chop off to get a soda refill around here?!"*

"Ehy puny Tech Marine, you can't drive that Ordinatus!" "I got permission from the God Emperor himself so suck it up and act as meatshield while I aim"

@ragingidiot2842

2 жыл бұрын

“Dad said it was my turn with the big gun, so *suck it, nerd.* “

“Koalas that are probably on fire significantly lowering their life expectancy” This did not age well for 2020 😂

@milesadelman9304

4 жыл бұрын

Jesse Cross that did not end well indeed

@doesntmatter5857

3 жыл бұрын

At least the Koalas are not coughing. Yet...

@Venneroth

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing has aged well for 2020.

@hervisd5974

3 жыл бұрын

47:28

@darkinnovator2479

2 жыл бұрын

Arch is a fucking prophet.

"This man is so talented in the art of shame and blame, he can literally resurrect people by BITCHING at them. And if he possesses rage strong enough to fuel language so harsh, it shatters the very boundaries of life and death.... Just imagine what that level of butt hurt that can do... when handed a blunt object... May the emporer have pity on the Orks... because Reclusiarch Grimaldus will not." #lifegoals

@ottersirotten4290

5 жыл бұрын

Mr Metokur?

@kalajel

5 жыл бұрын

@@ottersirotten4290 Mr. Metokur does not bitch at people, he makes fun of them in the hopes of distracting his fan into forgetting that he is a whiny bitch-ass punk himself...

@HaosOnline

5 жыл бұрын

@@kalajel someome seems to be projecting

@jacob8633

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't just berate *anyone* into coming back to life. He yelled the *PRINCEPS* of the *TITAN LEGION* back to life.

@Onua118

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacob8633 And if he did that, imagine what his chapter master is capable of....

I just watched Helsreach again yesterday. Great context for the series. “I had a headache, but it went away” -this makes me smile.

@greyknighttexan3299

2 жыл бұрын

"The hero of Helsreach they say, as if there is only one".

@adeptuscustode115

2 жыл бұрын

I will die on this world I will die on Armageddon

@snakeplissken1754

6 ай бұрын

Imagine being a mere mortal yet say one line that even makes reclusiarch Grimaldus chuckle.

"Months of repair," so probably 1 month of repair without all the prayers?

@internetzenmaster8952

7 жыл бұрын

Probably closer to 3 months, given how damn hard an Ordinatus is supposed to be to maintain.

@titaniumchief7272

7 жыл бұрын

Internet Zen Master I was referring to the titans since you need to say a prayer to fix even a fuse.

@mikea2363

6 жыл бұрын

Titanium Chief well, yea, but you can say it while you do it

@ScoutingGamerRanger

6 жыл бұрын

Titanium Chief months of "re-prayers"... Badum tshhhh

@sadenar2719

6 жыл бұрын

assuming the angry Machine Spirits don't blow the whole thing up in retaliation of improper ceremonial

Ahhh, the destruction of countless irreplaceable God-Machines in return for the destruction of something the orcs built as a weekend project and could build twelve more of should the mood strike them. 40k in a nutshell. Hopeless, futile and utterly unfair on a narrative level.

@kyokyoniizukyo7171

7 жыл бұрын

Internet Zen Master Orks everyone...making one question how the hell we can win against them...

@internetzenmaster8952

7 жыл бұрын

That implies the head will die (or stop screaming) after its chopped off. You're forgetting these are the guys who can get decapitated and then 'come roight back foh unnotha go' after their heads are reattached to their bodies using Elmer's glue and duct tape.

@93Avenger93

7 жыл бұрын

well technicaly speaking ... gargants and mega-gargants and stompas are not supposed to work. At all. Mechanicaly and physicaly speaking, they are impossibilities. While a Titan is actualy supposed to work and exist. Hilariously, a valid solution to deal with gargants is to use a bio weapon to kill the mobs of orks around it. It will stop working once enough orks die. I this regard it's very similar to demon engines. By all laws, a demon engine should not function at all outside the warp. You can either try to destroy it OR you can banish the demon to obtain the same effect. A Titan on the other hand will stay functional and deadly even if all the IG/skitarii/titan guard regiments around it die and there is no magic spirit to banish to make it stop trying to kill you.

@SultanOfAwesomeness

7 жыл бұрын

[[screeches in binary]]

@Venneroth

7 жыл бұрын

Oh, shut it, cogboy! No one asked you! Go drink some motor oil or find an STC or something!

Grimdalas yelling at dead guy, dead guy get up and charges orks

@baker90338

6 жыл бұрын

Look up helsreach. He is a ABSOLUTE CRUSADER MADMAN

@EarFarce4

6 жыл бұрын

Hemokinesis Reminds me of that commissar from DOW2. YOU DIE ON MY ORDER NOT BEFORE! YOUR WOUNDS MEAN NOTHING! STAND!

@jaywerner8415

3 жыл бұрын

I am suddenly reminded of the "inspire" skill in Payday 2. Seems about the same to me.

Normally they are the Skitarii When Angered they are the SkitaREEEE! When fighting Orks they give en' the Skitar-D Together with their Titans they form the Skitar-League. When commandeering transports they become the SkitaWHEEE!

"Orkymedes, subtle" i died

@Elenrai

5 жыл бұрын

I named an Ork "Scientist" after Orkymedes, to spread his glory...TO SKYRIM! So far my experimentation have led to the following results; 'Umies cry and fall over when hit with Choppa, 'ey cry less and fall ova' fasta, the bigger and better the choppa you use!"

@lucasbeck1391

4 жыл бұрын

@@Elenrai So what your saying is that we should use blunt choppas?

@Elenrai

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucasbeck1391 Yes, but they have to be bigger then the sharp ones. Also if at all possible, set the target on fire BEFORE hitting them. This is recommended by Orkymedes, in order to extend the "screaming" phase of the target, as hitting 'umies with large blunt choppas make them die too fast. Alternatively, do what Orkymedes do! Set the choppa on fire and use a slightly smaller choppa, because if your chopper is the reason you fail, to send the grot flying, clearly your a shit ork and your opinions on the subject, irrelevant.

the description of Grimaldus is priceless!

Sweet Emperor! That Black Templar Tech Priest had such big balls and so much hot blood he could be a mecha pilot! Good on him.

@viyhexe131

3 жыл бұрын

That's how you qualify to work under Grimaldus!

@Colonel_Overkill

2 жыл бұрын

The ordinatus engine Oberon machine spirit was likely just as scared of Grimaldus as everyone else.

There's a disturbing lack of mention of Ork Snipers. You know, those Orks with Lascannon type weapons who can expertly tract and help almost decimate my Battle Brothers in the Celestial Lions. Or those Ork Sappers who seem to plan the most cunning of ambushes by feeding them horrible information, and the HEAVVYYY AA that must have been in the area to prevent ANNY kind of recon from going on. You know, because that's things Orks are well known for, and not oh, say the Imperium's most Lethal assassins and talented sappers.

@EarFarce4

6 жыл бұрын

Imperial Fists Ssshhhh!

@willatronblue4835

5 жыл бұрын

Tanks for teh words humie

@imperialfist2304

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was thinking brother.

@viyhexe131

3 жыл бұрын

Clearly, the Emperor was displeased that they had gone against His most Holy Inquisition, and thus plagued them with misfortune as punishment. I mean, what other explanation can there be for such odd behavior from the orks? ... =][= Obey =][=

The story about the Fire Drakes holding the bridge is literally what inspired me to go Salamanders when I was deciding which chapter to play. We Salamanders deserve more recognition than we get from GW. Usually it's "Look at the Ultrasmurfs! Look at the Blood Angels! Look at the Space Wolves! They're all doing awesome BA stuff! Oh, yeah, the Salamanders kinda saved the day over there but, HAVE YOU SEEN THE ULTRASMURFS!?!?!?!" We should really get more love for what we do.

@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, Chapter Master Tu'shan Yes!! It’s really quiet today.

@TypeZeta2

5 жыл бұрын

Chapter Master Tu'shan the Salamanders are the best chapter of the Space Marines. They give a shit about the lives of others

@dionwoollaston5717

4 жыл бұрын

Chapter Master Tu'shan the lack of attention for the salamanders actually fits their chapter lore, because they are a humble chapter who like true heroes they do what they do because it's the right thing to do, for them the greatest glory is saving lives and protecting people

@donkorleone1142

2 жыл бұрын

I used to like the salamanders but I didn’t like how the salamanders left Germaldus squad and retreated when they almost had the main Ork Boss. Germaldus made them leave Helsreach

@phillipgouthier5525

2 жыл бұрын

*Stomp stomp*

• Warp outbreaks I sleep • Nearby rogue psykers I sleep • Sees an Arch Warhammer video • REAL SHIT..?

@theeternalchronicler3072

7 жыл бұрын

Specter Culexus You are a handsome specter.

@lnx2824

7 жыл бұрын

w o k e

"KLINK KLANK RATATATATAAAA" OMG this made my day XD

@zerowolf0006

7 жыл бұрын

MUZIK TO MY ERZ

@popitrekker1543

7 жыл бұрын

2/10 NOT 'NOUGH DAKKA. NEED MORE DAKKA

@evanremillard5640

3 жыл бұрын

The lift in his voice was hilarious

Grimaldus guilt tripping Princeps Zarha in to coming back from the dead was so good, he shouldn't have been a reclusiarch. He should have been a herald of the emperor in the adptus custodes

@snakeplissken1754

6 ай бұрын

Not during that time, he had its moments but also faced great doubt and depression during the siege. For him it felt as a punishment to defend a hive, for him it felt pointless, he even got scolded by his sword brethren for speaking as if every templar that fell was a pointless sacrifice. Just before the very end of the siege he finally snapped out of it and became the reclusiarch worthy of his title. Granted he was just promoted right before Armageddon and struggled to fill his former mentors shoes. Yet it's undeniable that as a warrior and tactician he is as stubborn, relentless, cunning and pure terror for his enemies, the embodiment of a black templars.

@str_brst8979

6 ай бұрын

@@snakeplissken1754 I am very well aware for I have both listened to, read and watched Helsreach. this was a reference to the emperor TTS meme how emissaries imperiatus are masters of the subtle art of guilt trip

@snakeplissken1754

6 ай бұрын

@@str_brst8979 Gaslighting in the name of the emperor.

@str_brst8979

6 ай бұрын

@@snakeplissken1754 it was not gas lighting, it was guilt tripping

@snakeplissken1754

6 ай бұрын

@@str_brst8979 Well it may sound nuanced but it is essentially the same. Like grimaldus would gaslight you for having the audacity to pass away from several bullets into your body as it was your FAULT you ran into them. So you have to come back from the afterlife to atone for the sin of failing. That said i agree with your point even so my words may make it sound different.

"We are the defenders of humanity.We are the Emperors blazing sword and the Imperium's crushing fist. Hundreds of billions of hands ready to die for our mission in the cold, unforgiving space. We are the Imperial Navy!"- Admiral Spire 19XM41

Can confirm there are Fire Koala bears.

@coloneljurten9046

7 жыл бұрын

No not on Krieg. There is no surface life there. In the Ash wastes.

@coloneljurten9046

7 жыл бұрын

What are... Dogs?

@gokbay3057

7 жыл бұрын

Colonel Jurten canine creatures domesticated by humanity. About the size of a tyranid ripper if I remember correctly and similar to a kroot hound as well.

@coloneljurten9046

7 жыл бұрын

Kroot hounds? That clarifies things.

@gokbay3057

7 жыл бұрын

Colonel Jurten you are welcome colonel. By the way sir, dogs are also similar (by looks if not by size) to the Fenrisian Wolves used by the space marines of the Space Corgis... I mean the Space Wolves Chapter

I came I saw and i came again.

@CHA0SM3T30R

7 жыл бұрын

Veni, vidi,veni iterum!A site claims that this is a quote by oscar wilde, i doubt that.

@pyrphoros8739

7 жыл бұрын

"Every Idiot makes up stupid shit and thinks himselfe smart if he just puts a smart sounding name behind it. In some cases even misspelled" - Oscar Wild

@tristan1392

7 жыл бұрын

you mean you heard

@HazzronIV

7 жыл бұрын

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill" - Wesley Snipes

@sebbah2

7 жыл бұрын

"don't believe everything you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln

33:33 "He managed to bitch someone back from the dead" That part broke me...

Orks summertrip to Armageddon is getting it main theme

Grimaldus on the walls. Xenos die in droves Emperor smiles from throne. Grimaldus very very mad. Ordinatus sings the song of death. No fear. No pity. No remorse. Grimaldus stands upon the walls.

I hope you mention the strife between imperial forces. like when Tu'shan kicked the shit out of the marines malevolent captain. or the flesh tearers murdered a bunch of militia and the sororitas told the inquisition about it. or when the celestial lions were almost wiped out by "ork snipers" after they pissed off the inquisition

@Archon3960

6 жыл бұрын

Done. It is in the "Outcome" video.

@Archon3960

6 жыл бұрын

And he has an entire video for the Mannaheim Gap.

@elitereptilian200

Жыл бұрын

"ork snipers" 😂 really? thats what the Emperors Most Holy Inquisition came up with? ORK SNIPERS 😂🤣

@CharlesUrban

Жыл бұрын

​@@elitereptilian200 "Yeah, it's a dumb explanation. Try calling us on it. We'll make up an even dumber explanation for what happens to you."

... come on arch. Come on ... Grimaldus is not all about insults ... he inspires people with sheer badasstidute. Also, I am seriously dispointed you did not do his speech justice. As such, a transcript, from the words of Merek Grimaldus, probably the main reason Hellsreach held as long as it did. For bonus points, read in the chaplain voice from DoW 1. "Do you see that?" (The Defenders are silent) "I said... DO YOU SEE THAT?!" (Still silent) "ANSWER ME!" (A few in the crowd says Yes sir) (Grimaldus starts laughing maniacally) "Are you all as insulted as I am? THIS is what they send against us? This RABBLE?! We hold one of the mightiest cities on the face of this planet. The fury of its guns sends all skyborne enemies to the ground in flames. We stand united in our thousands, our weapons without number, our purity without question and our hearts beating courage through our blood. And THIS is how they attack us? Brothers and sisters... A legion of beggars and alien dregs wheezes its way across the plains. Forgive me when the moment comes when they whine and weep against our walls. Forgive that I must order you to waste ammunition upon their worthless bodies. I have heard many speak my name in whispers since I came to Helsreach. I ask you now: Do you know me?" (A few yes's are heard in the combination of Marines and Steel Legionnaires) "DO YOU KNOW ME?!" (Yes's get louder) "I. AM. GRIMALDUS. OF THE BLACK TEMPLARS! A BROTHER TO THE STEEL LEGIONS OF THIS DEFIANT WORLD!" (loud cheers follow but they aren't really that into it) (Grimaldus kicks it up a notch) "Never again in life will your actions carry such consequences. Never again will you serve as you serve now. No duty will matter as much and no glory will taste as true! We are the defenders of Helsreach! On this day we carve our legend in the flesh of every alien we slay! WILL. YOU. STAND. WITH. ME?!" (thunderous cheering) "WILL YOU STAND WITH ME?!" (more thunderous cheering) "Sons and daughters of the Imperium! Our blood is the blood of heroes and martyrs! They DARE tread the sacred soil of our world?! We will throw their bodies from these walls when the final day dawns!" (ravenous cheering) "THIS IS OUR CITY! THIS IS OUR WORLD! SAY IT! SAY IT! CRY IT SO THAT THE BASTARDS IN ORBIT WILL HEAR OUR FURY! OUR CITY! OUR WORLD!" "OUR CITY! OUR WORLD!" - the defenders reply (Grimaldus turns to face the horde of orks. Laughing) "RUN ALIEN DOGS! COME TO ME! COME TO US ALL! COME AND DIE IN BLOOD AND FIRE!" "BLOOD AND FIRE!" - defenders "FOR THE TEMPLARS! FOR THE STEEL LEGION! FOR HELSREACH!" "FOR HELSREACH!" - defenders "LOUDER!" "FOR HELSREACH!" - defenders (the shouts have broken the glass of several nearby buildings) "THEY CANNOT HEAR YOU BROTHERS!" "HELSREACH!" - defenders "HURL YOURSELVES AT THESE WALLS INHUMAN FILTH! DIE ON OUR BLADES! I. AM. GRIMALDUS. AND I WILL CAST YOUR CARCASSES FROM THESE HOLY WALLS!" "GRIMALDUS! GRIMALDUS! GRIMALDUS!" - defenders Also he did not bitch someone back from death. He ordered a princeps on the eve of colapsing due to stress and be absorbed b the machine spirit of the titan to endure in the Emperor's name. And that worked. Because he is a CHAPLAIN. It's their duty to inspire suicidal and near impossible feats of faith and resilience in the forces they acompany, not just in fellow space marines, but in humans and mechanicus forces as well. They are kind of like a ministorum priest, except on steroids and far FAR more effective at their job. With bonus points for beeing able to inspire by deeds much better as well (what with them beeing space marines with a fetish for powered blunt instruments of carnage, it's one thing to hear someone demand you stand and slaughter the enemy in the Emperor's name, it's another when that demand is acompanied by a wave of viscera from an oponent that was just turned into a fine red paste with one crozius swing from the mad super human zealot delivering the sermon).

@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575

5 жыл бұрын

93Avenger93 Oh come on, let me have that Notion that he Bitched someone back to life. Oh, wait, no, I can’t have it, cuz’ you decided you needed to spread your Heretical Butthurt in an attempt to ruin someone’s day. Well congratulations, you succeeded, I hope you have An ABHORRENT rest of your day, heretic.

@Gottoosilly-so5rk

5 жыл бұрын

@@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575 savage that.

@dionwoollaston5717

4 жыл бұрын

93Avenger93 the music that would play during the speech is either the starship troopers theme or armoured prayer from gears of war two

@McDonaldWilliamT

3 жыл бұрын

@@dionwoollaston5717 Late as all balls to this video, also Post Necro'd, but yeah, have a watch, kzread.info/dash/bejne/k2yTr8yehZuzfLA.html This is old Grimmy getting his speech on

I love the smell of Promethium in the morning!

@asz3337

7 жыл бұрын

.....thats from caves of ice, no? :P

@vulkanofnocturne

7 жыл бұрын

it's from my fuckin flamer

@chaptermastertushan3576

7 жыл бұрын

So do I my lord! Who's up for Promethium grilled ork steaks on me tonight!?!

@vivekbarnvasynanndi3439

7 жыл бұрын

Curze made you his bitch

@vivekbarnvasynanndi3439

7 жыл бұрын

Vulkan lives because Konrad got tired of raping his immortal ass to death perpetually. Also Konrad wanted to die.

I just can’t help but picture Orkymeedeez as wearing a toga and carrying a bunch of scrolls under his arm.

RIP to those manufactoru puppies, even they have to aid the war effort. #neverforget

*P U R G I N G W I T H MY K I N*

Putting together the dark imperium box and listening to arch ramble about Armageddon. Purfik

We sure that Grimaldus isn't an angry marine in the wrong chapter.

@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575

5 жыл бұрын

Sean Gillespie no, Grimaldus would be ‘asked’ to calm down by Angry Marines. And by ‘asked’ I mean 7/10’s of the Chapter Barreling towards him with Drop pods, Screeching at him with every means possible to ‘CALM THE TITF*CKS DOWN!’ They would obviously not survive The God-Emperor’s Eternal Butthurt made Manifest’s Eternal Fury

@sthcproductions

5 жыл бұрын

But the templars are the perfect foil to the angry marines. Silent Contempt to Blind Rage.

@user-ro9zf9kz1h

3 жыл бұрын

I find a good way to utilise him, said a space marine chapter suffer heavy casualty or a hard regiermnent almost gets wipe, just pile up the bodies in front of him and let him bxtch all back to life, and this is how you get unlimited manpower, not even chaos cultist can do this.

Then the winged hussars arrived

@danielgarza1209

7 жыл бұрын

Cannonballs are coming down from the sky. Janissaries are you ready to die?

@turmunhkganba1705

7 жыл бұрын

D Garza we will seek our vengeance eye for an eye

@Phenixtri

7 жыл бұрын

not gona lie an astarties chapter by this name would be interesting to say the least

@danielgarza1209

7 жыл бұрын

Fair point. They could be red with silver and gold highlights, and have wings on their helmets and backpacks. GW, make this happen!

@danielgarza1209

7 жыл бұрын

stheel rhen

so many lost/destroyed titans.. you can just hear the forgemasters REEEE in binaric anger from sectors away

I like how he called the Stormherald Princeps a Primarch. XD 50:20 Arch also likes to alternate between calling the gargant Godkiller and Godcrusher. :P

@SinerAthin

6 жыл бұрын

We know which is the more orky...

I just love how Ork machines are almost literally powered by imagination

lol I'm Aussie and was watching the intro sitting through a 40 degrees Celsius day. Inferno drop bears would be some next level shit.

Emperor bless you, daddy Arch

@forgefathereli8354

5 жыл бұрын

u need help kidding jesus get off my nuts!

6:37 not sure if arch is talking about a lazgun or an actual flashlight.

@juanpablomontalvo4715

7 жыл бұрын

T k Not much of a difference really Hell i thing a slightly heavy flashlight would do more damage than a Lazgun round

'ERE WE GO BOYZ

@TheGreatThicc

7 жыл бұрын

Rhodium LEZ GET STOMPIN'!

@simplyharkonnen

7 жыл бұрын

Eric Grieve WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

@strigoi2439

7 жыл бұрын

Ork iz made for rock an'win

@alexschilling9043

7 жыл бұрын

WAAAAAAAGH

@simplyharkonnen

7 жыл бұрын

PLUS ULTRA YA GITZ!

Arch clearly hasn't heard about Koala's immeasurable lack of fucks keep them going. Koala wants to exclusively eat poisonous plants, they don't care and keep going. Why would fire stop them?

@majormajorasic

7 жыл бұрын

*fire eating koalas* Oh god I bet Dark Eldar made something like that.

@Khornecussion

3 жыл бұрын

Three years later we have the answer; Yes. Fire stops them.

"DIS BE DA BIGGEST 'AN BADEST STOMPAH EVAR!!!" "this is a spaceship class weapon." "..... buggah!"

> Be Storm Trooper. > Surviwe whole three wars. > Go to Armaggedon. > Be in charge of some untrained unarmored and unarmed dock workers. > It takes whole squad of us to take ork squad. > Holy Emperor is this how i die?

Arch compairing the Fire Wastes to Australia was an omen

"...there was only one thing to do." Touch fluffy tail!

Thanks Arch! You made my day

When you realize detailing a story focused on a single warhound crew, for instance, would make quite a decent novel, and also realize the battle for armagedon, the diablos manufactorum district.

@phillipgouthier5525

2 жыл бұрын

It would be about the same as the novels "Baneblade" and Shadow Sword". It be glorious and I would read it in a flash.

"The orkz were coming so thick and fast." Great line to pick the video up from.

How it comest that there are still people living in Armageddon? I mean, the very name of the planet should tip you.

@gokbay3057

7 жыл бұрын

I mean yeah, why would you live in a place called literally "Armageddon". Same thing counts for Krieg too. I mean why would you name a planet "war" and if you did name it war then why would you live in "War".

@surandissidus3243

7 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Perrella 40k being over the top and kinda of silly comes to mind.

@cyranus10

7 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Perrella bless your innocent little heart. You think they can leave? An Citizen of the Empire is BLESSED to live on a planet so important to equipping the armies and driving out the xeno filth. Wanting to leave is heresy and results in blamming.

@gabrielperrella

7 жыл бұрын

Fair enough I guess. -Fuckin zealots-

@skipemelade1017

7 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Perrella and who the fuck would bother moving the civies, appart from the salamanders nobody cares if they live or they die as long as they the imperium the shit that they make.

33:30 grimaldus description :D

@HTWW

4 жыл бұрын

Your devotion pleases the Emperor, citizen.

I hereby charge Arch Warhammer for not having a big enough hentai folder. A year in the eye of terror is your sentence.

@MrDanno2

7 жыл бұрын

Jae Chun so he gets to shop for some for a year?

@skipemelade1017

7 жыл бұрын

MrDanno2 depends wich demon world he lands on first

@Japsae

7 жыл бұрын

MrDanno2 yes

@fumarc4501

7 жыл бұрын

Take his hat from him!

@dionjaywoollaston1349

4 жыл бұрын

FUmarc no you fools don’t you see the error of your ways

I think the ork motto would be Anything you can do We can do in a more fucking metal way

....this... is so damn glorious arch. i mean, how can it not be. that techmarine was amazing, holy hit orc sea attacks, GODBREAKA...

What I deducted from this video is: If sheer firepower dosent work... YOU NEED MORE OF IT!

I mean he has Australia down pat, and a fire drop bear is as terrifying as a demon prince materialising on your face

I love the black temblors 'I'm purging with my knife"

I NEED a sound bite of Thursday description of Grimaldus

The submersible assault sounds like something my brother would do in an RTS.

Emperor damn it Arch I was just about to go to sleep.

IT HAS ARRIVED YEAAAH Grabs his auto-quil and Servoskull scribe

My definite favorite from this series so far arch mate. Serious work went on that and it shows, big ups :)

Nova cannons are the main armament of the Apocalypse class battleships, and on those ships the cannon is mounted directly into the frame of the battleship

THANK THE GOD EMPEROR! All the stress of waiting for another instalment had my early onset male pattern baldness causing my hairline to disappear faster than the Astronomican if the Big E got up of his throne!

"Hand over Ordinatus Armageddon or we'll destroy you." "What are you gonna do? I'm in an Ordinatus."

You know its gonna be good if the video is over an hour long

33:40 is the reason why I love Arch so much, and prefer his lore vids above all others XD

'and as if all that wasn't bad enough, it was about to get just a little bit worse' appears to be the tagline of 40k

Got to admit, Precepts Zarha Macion, a 79 year old blind, deaf women with no functioning arms nor legs is my favorite 40k character... "Have you seen me today?" "It is impossible not to see you, Princeps" "It's impossible to kill me, as well!" kzread.info/dash/bejne/pWaLqadqfJm9e9Y.html "Grimaluds, I stood unto the end"

This is honestly the only channel where I am happy to see an hour long video lol, love it.

the closest thing to an ork puppy is a squig lol

@Terenin

7 жыл бұрын

And oh so adorable they are...

@nathanh5073

7 жыл бұрын

indeed.

36:56 PURGIN WITH MY KIN FOR THE EMPRAH !!!

Would love a Space Marine-style game based on the battles for Armageddon.

@Zenn_Chan

4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully with multiple mini-campaigns for different chapters like Black Templars, Celestial Lions, Salamanders, etc

@stevet1396

3 жыл бұрын

All we have is a panzer strategy turn based on steam.

@phillipgouthier5525

2 жыл бұрын

Playing as Grimaldus and his command squad... Glorious!

you guys don't tell the inquisitor that i told you this but there is actually a chaos invasion in Armageddon

@LordDeathwing17

6 жыл бұрын

Bernard Rednix *BLAM!!* Ignore the insane rantings of The now-dead madman. There have been no Chaos incursions ANYWHERE in the Imperium. Carry on, citizens.

@InitialDEARS

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, what is this chaos thing you speak about?

@ajgathright3790

3 жыл бұрын

Chaos invasion you say? ON ARMAGEDDON??? NEVER *nervous laughter* Inquisition i promise im not heretical

I haven't watched the entire thing but 3:15 is my favorite part.

LoL the term “wiped out to the last drug addict” 🤣

"Far more importantly, what happened with the Omnissiah's giant toys?" For some reason, I heard this and immediately thought of the Emperor sitting on the floor, playing around with a titan-shaped action figure. This image is amusing to me.

What a wonderful surprise to see this morning! We don't deserve you, Arch!

Grimaldus is my fucking spirit animal. Ave Imperator.

can we get a freaking Grimaldus lore video from you please? the last time I was this amused by a description of a warhammer denizen was when you were talking about Grimgore Ironhide and his subsequent blunt force deflating of Archaeon's happy sacks.

Welp, time to finish my Man emperor of mankind in countryballs picture.

An Ordinatus is a level of dakka that even the Orks would consider insanity.

That was awesome, also Black Templars for the win...making Angry Marines look like anxiety teenagers by comparison. Though I do recognize the sheer badassery of all others including the Salamanders who took part...so that leaves the adeptus sorrietous out of any glory and buried under a hill of rubble...useless.

@vindicare9636

7 жыл бұрын

Nah, Boylan will probably give them an honorable death in Helsreach animations :D

@theeternalchronicler3072

7 жыл бұрын

High-Marshal_Jaeger I was going to strike you for that angry marines comments then you covered yourself by praising the salamanders.

@Jaeger_Bishop

7 жыл бұрын

Well the angry marines comment was in jest, my praise of The Salamanders was ment to be taken seriously.

@Jaeger_Bishop

7 жыл бұрын

Also I must give that tech marine and the other survivors accommodations.

@chaptermastertushan3576

7 жыл бұрын

We appreciate your recognition, we don't get it very often :(

Edited: Jurisian sounds like a badass

@93Avenger93

7 жыл бұрын

Jurisian. It's Jurisian. Arch pronounces it like shit.

@Schinak

7 жыл бұрын

+93Avenger93 Ah much obliged

@viyhexe131

5 жыл бұрын

It takes an adamantium backbone to browbeat, not only the Mechanicus, but also one of their oldest weapons into following your orders.

The craziest thing about the Orks gargant that was equivalent to an Imperator Titan... was that it was built on planet in makeshift workshops in just 2 months.(According to the Helsreach audibook) Whereas for the Imperium, imperator class titans are like ancient relics, many of them heralding all the way back to the heresy, and the loss of one is a loss that cannot be overstated. Let that difference sink in!

You're a weird person Arch, and I'm glad you are. I didn't even know what 40k was until I watched this channel, now I'm obsessed with it.

Arch, your narration is way too good... I want the rest NOW xD

With how he described Grimaldus i'd nominate Arch for the Reclusiam for company chaplain at earliest convenience.

36:50 " *PUUUUUUURRGING WITH MY KIIIIIIN!* "

maybe the koala bears started the fire....

@Chris-fo2fi

5 жыл бұрын

Or they are elemental koala bears... One wiff da fire!

Drop bears are immune to fire.

@minoreror9961

5 жыл бұрын

BY THE OMNASIA!

58:00 still not enough dakka

thx arch more than 1 h of arch and orkz. made my evening.

I remember reading the novel helsreach, and stormherald’s death was a sad thing :(

Ah thank the Emperor.I was getting Arch withdrawal symptoms

"OI, 'ELLO 'BOSS, YOU WON TA BUY SOME DAKKA?" "DAKKA?" _"DAKKA?!"_ *_"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAA! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAA! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"_*

@minoreror9961

4 жыл бұрын

What is up my fellow Americans WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Worth mentioning that the brave salamander strike cruiser to drop of reinforcement was a success but expected with the sacrifice of the strike cruiser. It nearly came to this if not for the intervention of helbrecht, as he ordered the eternal crusade right into the firing line to shield the salamander ship till it could disengage, crippled but alive. So in just a few hours both chapters saved each other from having valuable assets wiped out of existence.

How to defeat orks. Step 1 make plastic explosives look like food mainly bread or something like that. Step 2 leave it with real food during a retreat.

Hey Arch! What a great lore video dude, I always love it when I see a new lore video pop up on my notifications. Warms my cold, callus heart. I was wondering if you could do a video on the Skitarii?? I'm fascinated by the Mechanicus and would love to hear your luscious voice tell me about them. Anyway, LOVE YOUR CHANNEL YOU'RE AMAZING.

R.I.P. Legio Enchilada.

@theshooterflynn

3 жыл бұрын

RIP Legio Chinchilla

You are a poet of lore my friend. keep up the great work!