Brazil: loses a game, population goes full on criticism San Marino: loses for 32 years, still has hope

@fufustick730

4 жыл бұрын

EchoedThunder I mean different expectations...

@XingXing2027

4 жыл бұрын

Loses 7-1

@KinGembuL

4 жыл бұрын

*BRA71L

@imperatorecho9527

4 жыл бұрын

@@XingXing2027 team was relying too much on Neymar but when he left we were screwed up

@imperatorecho9527

4 жыл бұрын

@Alvaro Higino but it wouldn't be 7x1, more like 4x1 or something

They may or may not have won any games, but I do admire their spirit.

@Turrican60

4 жыл бұрын

So do I, but folks that are far less charitable than myself probably regard playing for San Marino as an extreme form of self-flagellation and unrelenting masochism.

@bustarogers9990

4 жыл бұрын

@Anna Mozatee lol maybe.

@TheKitKatProject

4 жыл бұрын

@ultra tajin kid That was a friendly game; they still haven't won a single competitive (i.e. non-friendly) match. Next Nations League, with League D cut to seven teams, will probably be more forgiving to San Marino, though 👍🏻

@Ashwanikumar-pt3cy

4 жыл бұрын

I do too They remind me of myself

@lilpumpkin929

4 жыл бұрын

@Anna Mozatee they have won once against liecherstiener

To everyone that says they have to change something: San Marino has: 30,000 habitants 14,000 of them are male 4,000 are in the age (20,32) 300 are interesstet in playing football (next to working the rest of the day So they probably take everyone that is able to walk or is not to fat :) (just thinkings, no facts)

@QemeH

4 жыл бұрын

That's exactly it. When germany played them in world cup qualifiers, german TV did a piece on their national team - and it was involutarily funny, because you are used to these born-and-bred footballers with their multimillion cars and houses, talking about their careers and the team's chances in the tournament, but then you see this piece and it's freaking "Giovanni, the baker" standing in his little shop telling the reporter how hard it is because he has to be up early for his job, but stay up late for pratice as most of the team have a normal 9 to 5 job, and how they decided that Toni, the cop, has to be the goalie because he's the only one dumb enough to jump at shots from international legends. (I'm paraphrasing here, but it was that kind of report.)

@TheMilano98

4 жыл бұрын

@@QemeH Haha yes I remember when Italy was playing New Zeeland and the German commentator was doing the same thing. He mentionned that 7 out of 11 New Zeeland players were gardeners through the rest of the year.

@salabhsg

4 жыл бұрын

If population was the deciding factor, India would have lift half a dozen world cups. But in reality, we are really bad in Football. The country has some popular league matches going on now. But we still suck.

@MarkMcCluney

4 жыл бұрын

@@salabhsg Fair enough, soccer is not popular in India so the game is not well-supported but at least there is the resource. Poor old San Marino just don't have the numbers... Having said that, my country, Northern Ireland, is also pretty small but has produced some world class players, perhaps because soccer is very popular. In other words... I dunno' really.

@Emiliano199810

4 жыл бұрын

Well, actually the Sammarinese league (yup, that exists) has 15 teams, at an average of 25 players/team, and adding some Sanmarinese players that play in Italian bottom divisions, I'd say that 500 footballers is a fair number

When they win = national holiday

@ohlsen1973

3 жыл бұрын

28 April 2004 was their first win against Liechtenstein

@derpface201k

3 жыл бұрын

That was a friendly though wasn't it?

@haroldthetallandmighty4544

3 жыл бұрын

If they win*

@unpuffo3481

3 жыл бұрын

@@derpface201k no, FIFA qualification

@brunosantiago8961

3 жыл бұрын

@@ohlsen1973 i didn't really know that tho

whatever. they are basically a village club, that gets to play against the best players in the world. edit: thanks for fucking unbelievable 5k likes on youtube. wut? this no tictoc????

@rippspeck

4 жыл бұрын

Millions of people envy them. Not for playing for San Marino, but for the very reason you mentioned.

@Anonymous8830

4 жыл бұрын

I'd hardly call the Moldovan team "the best"

@dasaggropop1244

4 жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous8830 do you think they only play against moldova then?

@mats7492

4 жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous8830 theyve played against worldstars also

@TheLunnyBear

4 жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous8830 You didn't think that one through.

This is like your local small town club playing against huge international teams. It's not even comparable.

@kefgeru_de_kalos

4 жыл бұрын

San Marino national team isn't the club of San Marino in italian league

@MrSpeltinator

4 жыл бұрын

@@kefgeru_de_kalos yeah actually the club is wayyyy better than the national team ahahah

@kefgeru_de_kalos

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrSpeltinator but no composed by only San Marino player

@Vincrand

4 жыл бұрын

The town (7k population) I grew up in had nearly the same size of a stadium, no proffesional football over there XD.

@ala0284

4 жыл бұрын

Yet regardless of the size they all play wonderwall at the end of the game

I do feel it's important to point out that despite being such a useless team, San Marino managed to score against England in the FIRST TEN SECONDS of their World Cup qualifying match on 17th November 1993. It was the quickest goal in World Cup qualifying history up to that time. And San Marino held on to their 1-0 lead for the next 21 minutes. England went on to win 7-1, but still...

They still play People still watch them It's still fun

@saurabhsaxena2001

4 жыл бұрын

Sumer Rana For fans love and affection for team is far more than match result!

@albertoaguilar9773

4 жыл бұрын

It will always be the Beautiful game

@huzzzer6083

4 жыл бұрын

666th like 😈

@dafiltafish

3 жыл бұрын

And that's the point of sports: fun.

Must take a lot of heart to lose that many times but still keep on trying. Huge Respect to them

@lunecker

4 жыл бұрын

i bet its really cool to get a chance to play against best players in europe tho, they are in group with Belgium and Russia in this year, so...

@centanhotbox84

4 жыл бұрын

stupid if they dont change anything

@thefootballplanet5784

4 жыл бұрын

lol imagine their goal difference as of today...

@goldensperm4435

4 жыл бұрын

They celebrated their tie games against norway like it's world cup trophy. And I really love watch their excitement, love the spirit

@kap1526

4 жыл бұрын

@@lunecker well they have to be in a group some where. go figure.

San Marino used to actually hold the record for the quickest ever goal in World Cup qualifying, scoring past ENGLAND! (Although they did end up losing 7-1)

@AH-be6bu

5 жыл бұрын

1. It was 7-1, not 8-1. 2. That record was broken in the qualifiers for the 2018 World Cup by Christian Benteke, for Belgium against Gibraltar.

@finnbarfury

4 жыл бұрын

Acton Bell oof

@ThreeRunHomer

4 жыл бұрын

As a Crystal Palace fan, I can confidently state that Benteke has never scored a goal in his life.

@NathanMcCabe88

4 жыл бұрын

He scored against San Marino the other night... The man's a God now!!

@drycfc

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThreeRunHomer he's scored some bangers for Palace for me on FIFA

I remember when San Marino scored a goal against England after 7 seconds.

@MadderMel

4 жыл бұрын

LOL , I think they went on to lose 9 - 1

@theyoshi202

4 жыл бұрын

Yes they lost but still legendary. Classic England, managing to dig themselves into a hole no one thought possible

@counterfit5

4 жыл бұрын

England going down against San Marino even briefly is even funnier than them not being able to beat the US in the World Cup (or anything else besides a friendly)

@casperbjorklund08

3 жыл бұрын

@@MadderMel it was 7-1

@FC360D

3 жыл бұрын

8.3 seconds, I remember watching that game. It was actually the fastest goal scored until 2017 lol

I remember watching the 0-0 draw with Estonia a couple of years ago. It was just like winning the World Cup! What a night

@zooms7889

3 жыл бұрын

and they had a near miss against Ireland, Ireland scored with like 30 seconds left in ET to win 2-1

Rumour has it jose Mourinho is coming to san marino next

@backpackpepelon3867

4 жыл бұрын

San marino dueling with german in WC final will be legendary. I bloody sure half of the world will cheer for them.

@lieutenantbigz938

4 жыл бұрын

The 3rd season will still hit him hard :D

@paulrussell1207

4 жыл бұрын

@@lieutenantbigz938 They'll need Pep.

@paulrussell1207

4 жыл бұрын

Those empty light blue seats will make him feel right at home.

@rainers535

4 жыл бұрын

I mean they're better than Man U so it wouldn't be too bad for him.

Free admission? You got scammed, mate - San Marino usually pay the crowd to turn up!

@GDNachoo

4 жыл бұрын

F

@diorynovis

4 жыл бұрын

Lolz

@shadyfuucktherest

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

@MylesHSG

4 жыл бұрын

Wolves also pay the North Bank to sing....doesn't seem to be working 😂

@grainfrizz

4 жыл бұрын

F

I like how they're below Montserrat, which lost half its island to a volcano.

@boni4546

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaahaahahahaahahahahahaahah I never laughed so much at a comment omfg

@mr_niceman

4 жыл бұрын

Mr Banana lmfaooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣I am legit lying on the ground dead here lolololol

@boni4546

4 жыл бұрын

Im still laughing at this comment ,i just imagine an island in fire in my head and I don't know why but I'm still laughing

@mr_niceman

4 жыл бұрын

alnion 454 right me too I imagined something straight out of the comics, or cartoons......with SpongeBob overlooking the volcano🌋 swallowing up half the island and then shouts: oh nooooooo!

@boni4546

4 жыл бұрын

@@mr_niceman and then compare that island to a actual nation like San Marino I don't know but this makes me laugh in tears everytime

Imagine being ranked 2 slots below a team that has *literally* never won a game

Their players of the national team are the luckiest ever! They get to play against the best of Europe despite having under average skills!

@johnc916

4 жыл бұрын

thrombolic they literally a village team

@____6297

4 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Youngman Belgium, Spain, Croatia ECT are tiny countries?

@____6297

4 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Youngman Then who’s the best, France 🤣

@saptarshi6978

4 жыл бұрын

@Benjamin Youngman belgium is the best team in the world currently wtf are you talking about

@NearFin

4 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Youngman Croatia placed second in the WC18, and Belgium placed third. Considering that is the WORLD CUP, determining the best nation in the WORLD, they’re pretty close to being «the best in the world»

San Marino would easily be 50 places up if they could play and beat small countries from other continents that are currently ahead of them.

@mirzaahmed6589

4 жыл бұрын

No one is stopping them from arranging friendlies with the Turks and Caicos Islands.

@cecerchio

4 жыл бұрын

@@mirzaahmed6589 Neither federation would be able to afford the travel for a friendly game. Unless FIFA organises a WC for micro nations, the bottom ranking will always be unbalanced.

@moluther2826

4 жыл бұрын

Not really, don't just assume they'd be better coz they're European

@AFCA-vn9bl

4 жыл бұрын

Mo Luther ofcourse they are

@xooperz

4 жыл бұрын

@@moluther2826 Dude stfu

I remember it well. England was in the same group as my country, Holland, when we played at the same time, England against San Marino. Then in the beginning a new score from up from their game: San Marino 1-0 England. It was such a draw dropping moment. "You gotta be kidding?" Yes, of course in the end it was 1-7, but just that moment alone was fun.

I don't understand why Italy don't give them some of his coaches. See San Marino in football is like to see your little brother get bullied all the time.

@skandankumar

4 жыл бұрын

Yea true that

@dyhockane7506

4 жыл бұрын

@@skandankumar and I m Italian btw

@dyhockane7506

4 жыл бұрын

@sciphynuts we are talking about football not geopolitics

@krish5445

4 жыл бұрын

@@dyhockane7506 They better not play as a country coz they'll never make it. Technically it is in Italy

@markocroatia7630

4 жыл бұрын

Or why San Marino national football team don't become Italia Second national football team.

They have only 1 win. Against Liechtenstein. 1-0

@unown293

4 жыл бұрын

and it was a friendly match

@freecellboo

4 жыл бұрын

random293 Liechtenstein probably let them win since it was a friendly😂

@menice6736

4 жыл бұрын

Most exciting match ever

@nope6218

4 жыл бұрын

and WHAT A MATCH THAT WAS!

@dingleberry42069

4 жыл бұрын

random293 and? Still counts

This is how vlogging should be! Interesting and focused.

@blackboxbs8642

4 жыл бұрын

Ariaditya Pramestu umm vlogging meant different thing before KZread craze

"There no longer the worst team in Europe, there the worst team in the world" Lmaaaaaaooo

@ilvibos3512

4 жыл бұрын

* they’re

@TheMohan1986

4 жыл бұрын

A tax haven masquerading as a city state. Gotta love it!!!

@thebaconmanthony

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryanchant6861 That's a bit extreme dude

@quikboys3799

4 жыл бұрын

not really, the likes of Aruba, Laos, or something like that are worse

@sanfisabah

4 жыл бұрын

Kerala blasters: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary

They've scored a goal against Kazakhstan in a 1-3 defeat! Their first time scoring a goal in 2 years! Fuck yes! I can feel that their first victory in international matches is coming very soon!

5:07 Anyway, here's Wonderwall

@jamiefee1603

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha

@user-yk9lh9pr2s

4 жыл бұрын

Trash song

@idkwhattocallmyname7364

4 жыл бұрын

Yes mate

@Din_Djarin69

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

San Marino is actually a nice place. Especially when the tourists have left in the afternoon

@NIDELLANEUM

4 жыл бұрын

There are some amazing things there, even unusual. They have a Japanese shinto shrine, for instance

@Jza-GZa40k

4 жыл бұрын

eoinh1 Those tourists pay for half the poor countries lol

@dodgeden3s

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jza-GZa40k San Marino is anything but poor

@DoctorTauri

4 жыл бұрын

eoinh1 nobody asked

@StamfordBridge

4 жыл бұрын

Myonly KZreadAccount I asked.

A win will come and it will feel like they won the World Cup

@LucaPasini

4 жыл бұрын

I remember not much time ago someone scored against an important team: I guess they will dedicate a road or a square to his memory (I live 20 minutes away from the border, so I've been to San Marino countless times)

@aleksplavcev8044

3 жыл бұрын

That happened in 2004 : San Marino won vs Liechtenstein 1-0 (friendly match)

Did you know that San Marino has never conceded a goal in a World Cup? #respect

@gamma_dablam

4 жыл бұрын

Haha. Nice joke

@rey.111

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@zooms7889

3 жыл бұрын

LOL good one

@pavise6333

2 жыл бұрын

GOAT

They have won 1 game against Liechtenstein in a friendly in 2004.

@elmerilyzender4105

4 жыл бұрын

atleast they tried hahaha but huge respect for them

@GoldEvil911

4 жыл бұрын

The small countries under 500,000 people should all compete

@jormacox

4 жыл бұрын

Friendlies count for Fifa rankings

@tonyh7994

3 жыл бұрын

@@GoldEvil911 Iceland would beat them all like 10-0. They are a miracle team.

@barneyward9431

3 жыл бұрын

@Landon Maggard I think he knows that. He's just pointing it out.

I've been there to watch San Marino play Scotland. I was in the away end but we admired the passion of the San Marinese players. We won 2-0 but San Marino got the main applause from us, and rightly so. Beautiful country as well, I really enjoyed my time there, also outside the football.

@ryanlamb9489

4 жыл бұрын

@Kasper Kleine Tank We're not that bad we lose 4-0 to teams like Belgium and Russia but they're a lot better than us but 90% of games against smaller teams we win

Bro i feel them, my high school soccer team has never won a game

@SK-vv1zi

3 жыл бұрын

@@Salaheldin123 r/madlad

@Bilal_Ahmed171

3 жыл бұрын

What’s soccer?

@SK-vv1zi

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bilal_Ahmed171 it is football

@Bilal_Ahmed171

3 жыл бұрын

@@SK-vv1zi I know, it’s called football not ‘soccer’

@AnotherGuyName3

3 жыл бұрын

We call it soccer in America.

I feel like teams feel the most pressure when they go up against San Marino cause like what if they lose? Imagine the memes and backlash from the internet. Players on that pitch wont hear the end of it till they die

"San Marino vs Turks and Caicos Islands or the Bahamas" would be an epic!

@LuckyBird551

4 жыл бұрын

The Other Final, part 2

@RADLadio

4 жыл бұрын

Also San Marino vs female world champions

@joshualogan6655

4 жыл бұрын

@@RADLadio San Marino would win.

@m.l.9549

3 жыл бұрын

All the respect for the carribean small football nations but the europeans small nations like andorra, Liechtenstein or even San Marino would won a match. When Trinidad win against Anguilla 15-0 and you compare a Germany 8-0 against San Marino 3-4 years ago there is huge difference. So San Marino vs Turks i Think would be a 4, 5:1 for SMR 🇸🇲 my opinion 😊😊

I can't help but respect San Marino. They lose, a lot, but they keep on going.

@suyashkumar8784

4 жыл бұрын

kind of makes me embarrased for not supporting my nation India after just one draw. (but that draw was against Bangladesh)

@shelbyvillerules9962

4 жыл бұрын

San Marino’s players get the opportunity to step out on the pitch at Wembley, the Bernabéu and the Stade de France in front of thousands of spectators and share the pitch with some of the top players in world football... how many part-time amateur players get the opportunity to do that every year?

@salihalash4111

4 жыл бұрын

Bangladesh is better than india

@lc1777

4 жыл бұрын

@@salihalash4111 true. Your team is way better than us

@joyalexander7966

4 жыл бұрын

@@salihalash4111 with all due respect i think not,india were not their usual self in the 1st half but if we had played like we did in the 2nd half we would have won

89 KZread subscribers... It's amazing to see how much this amazing channel has grown. Congratulations, Tim!

they don't not want to win, but not to win is a tradition. They must preserve it.

@FockeWulfFW200

4 жыл бұрын

exactly. I would be sad if I were a person from San Marino and the team win

@ongkhuongduy3498

3 жыл бұрын

Hall of Fame, Hall of Shame, San Marino just want to people to remember them by. What fun is it being in the middle?

Difficult to believe Somalia is ranked higher than San Marino

@thearchitect3497

4 жыл бұрын

They won against Zimbabwe and do decent in AFCON

@nightsfall3n

4 жыл бұрын

@@thearchitect3497 we can play better than that but there is corruption in somalia they only pick relative or families who smoke and eat drugs they pick real sportsman we can play higher

@JonnyHavens

4 жыл бұрын

Somalia's population is 14.7 million. San Marino's is 33 thousand.

@Handle0108

4 жыл бұрын

Jonny Havens 14 million without functioning government, no government institutions, no public services. The only reason we even have a team is because the people are resilient and do the best with what they have. Volunteers from the diaspora fill the team. SAN Marino is a developed European state, however small it may be, it should win at least one game in 30 years.

@ivanwidjaya7371

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine indonesia, which is the 4th biggest population in planet and can't playing football for shit.

San Marino is a beautiful little country that is well worth a day's visit. If you're near Rimini, head on over!

@element7448

4 жыл бұрын

No its not, its just roads, no space and houses

@LucaPasini

4 жыл бұрын

It depends on where you go: outside the main road there are some really nice and wild places. I know because I live in Rimini, so I've explored San Marino many times during the years

@tongyaozhang2580

4 жыл бұрын

But be careful. When entering San Marino, you need a car with decent brakes. If you step on the brakes too late you might end up in Italy again.

@benobrvar5956

3 жыл бұрын

@@element7448 San marino has nice nature areas and a nice capital so shut up

When they came to Azerbaijan for the World Cup qualifiers, me and my friends went to the game to support San Marino, and unfortunately San Marino lost 5-1 to Mighty Azerbaijan

San Marino's national team hall of fame: 2004 San Marino - Liechtenstein 1-0 (friendly) 1993 San Marino - Turkey 0-0 (WC Qualifier) 2001 Latvia - San Marino 1-1 (WC Qualifier) 2014 San Marino - Estonia 0-0 (Euro Qualifier) 2003 Liechtenstein - San Marino 2-2 (friendly) 1993 San Marino - England 1-7 (WC Qualifier) - fastest goal in WC Qualifiers history 2007 San Marino - Ireland 1-2 (Euro Qulaifier) - 1-1 until 90th minute 1992 Turkey - San Marino 4-1 (WC Qualifier) - 1-1 until 86th minute 2016 Norway - San Marino 4-1 (WC Qualifier) - 1-1 until 77th minute 2015 Lithuania - San Marino 2-1 (Euro Qualifier) 1-1 until 90th minute

One day they'll win... imagine the scenes when they do!

@roughsharkangular2034

4 жыл бұрын

syteanric They won once according to google

@KD-zc3kp

4 жыл бұрын

@@roughsharkangular2034 it was a friendly

@roughsharkangular2034

4 жыл бұрын

Karderr Karderri fuck

@alonelypotato2788

4 жыл бұрын

it will be their public holiday

@gregorykimishii662

4 жыл бұрын

Karderr Karderri still a win ;)

FIFA world rankings are a joke. A team that loses 5-0 to 8-0 to the best teams in Europe would definitely mop the floor with teams losing more than 20-0 to Australia or even lesser teams!

@m.l.9549

3 жыл бұрын

My Speak...would San Marino play against Tonga or Anguilla, it would be a 8:0 for the MIGHTY SMR🇸🇲 amateurs vs Sunday league lowest

@pocketdynamo5787

3 жыл бұрын

Well, the problem is, they will never ever play those teams, because they simply don't qualify for any tournament. And neither will those teams. However, in the Caribbean and Oceania, there are so many incredibly bad teams, that those will eventually at least draw against someone. Montserrat actually managed some astonishing results in the current world cup qualifiers.

@emanuelepernice4099

2 жыл бұрын

@@pocketdynamo5787 well they could organize a friendly match... San Marino vs Anguilla or American Samoa or something like that

@pantherz9103

2 жыл бұрын

Yes even San Marino would surely beat the likes of American Samoa quite easily. As an Aussie I remember us beating AS 31-0 in our qualifiers for WC 2002.. didn’t help us one bit to prepare for Uruguay, who beat us in the play offs in that campaign.

@stackhat8624

Жыл бұрын

pretty sure Australia could beat San Marino quite easily with our B team.

I love the fact that they keep trying. Keep your chin up, your time will come. Love from India.

@wack1275

4 жыл бұрын

Souradeep Gupta India sucks too

The way he said San marino is the worst team in the world😂😂😂 5:48

Dumpert sent me here, i'm sorry that they didn't linked you're video, normally they do. Ether way great video mate, i subscribed!

@TheTimTraveller

5 жыл бұрын

Cheers jesseo98, good to have you around! Yeah a link would have been nice, but hey, it's not all bad, I've still got a load of views from it :)

@annekedebruyn7797

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheTimTraveller Yeah it sucks but some people still don't know that Dumpert allows for embedding. With a bit of luck the admin caught it and will replace the upload with a proper youtube embed.

@VagueOnDemand

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@RickBomhof

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheTimTraveller They have embedded it now, and i just managed to find this fine. Great content, Tim.

@TheTimTraveller

5 жыл бұрын

@@RickBomhof ah thanks Rick, and cheers for letting me know! They waited until the views dropped off before fixing the problem, of course... :|

Bloody hell the KZread algorithm really is working, I was here yesterday and you had just over 8,000 subscribers, I came back today and you now have over 11,000. All I shall say is this, congratulations. Edit: Thank you very much for the likes

@wellfoeweve5542

4 жыл бұрын

Now its 16k

@ThreeRunHomer

4 жыл бұрын

18800

@officialmarcusmusic

4 жыл бұрын

19,700

@thijssterrenburg4445

4 жыл бұрын

20.000

@kevinniehaus5618

4 жыл бұрын

I‘m 20.101 😎

I found this WAAAAYYYY TOO FUNNY! Especially that ending! Here I am, cackling like a madman. Your video about climbing the highest peak in San Marino also had me in stitches. You have got quite the comic timing. This is the best tour of little San Marino I have ever seen (actually it's also the only tour).

That was the best genuine laugh i had in recent years, thank you random youtuber! really made my day

@lianananda4029

4 жыл бұрын

sa ae lu jumadi

So: Get your children a San Marinoan (????) passport and who knows against whom they play in the future!!!

@vasilishimself9806

4 жыл бұрын

Apparently it's the hardest citizenship to get, even if you marry a Sammarinese you don't automatically get a passport

@davideserto3535

4 жыл бұрын

U can buy for 1 million euro if u are interested in

Dumpert sent me here. Also, Wikipedia tells me that San Marino HAS indeed won ONE international match (28 April 2004, San Marino - Lichtenstein 1-0). Sure it was a friendly, but on that note, they ALSO drew four matches of which three were for 'official things' like qualifying matches for the World Cup and European Cup, including one against Turkey, which is "a country that HAS qualified for such tournaments a few times". So ... yes, they are potentially the worst national team, but ... give them SOME credit at least.

@TheTimTraveller

5 жыл бұрын

I know, I probably should have covered that Liechtenstein victory in the video, but as you say, it was a friendly and not a competitive international. They also came within seconds of getting a draw against Ireland in 2007! Only to have it cruelly snatched away by a 95th minute winner.

I'm not sure why I enjoyed watching this but it was probably because of your excellent narrating skills! Really enjoyable and makes me smile. Great work!

Thanks for the enjoyable simple video. Glad to see you're way ahead of 89 subscribers now.

10/9/2019 San marino 0-4 Cyprus At least they still tried :D

@NoExceptionsGuy

4 жыл бұрын

Cyprus is 3rd in the group after Belgium and Russia. Cyprus league is ranked 16th now ahead the likes of Croatia Switzerland Poland Norway Sweden and many more. The difference in quality is huge

@cakelayer

4 жыл бұрын

0-8 england

@sombasmichalakis5431

4 жыл бұрын

San Marino Scotland 0-2. Not bad at all

This is hilarious, and well shot. I don't even like football and was excited. Nice job.

@TheTimTraveller

5 жыл бұрын

Ha, thanks!

I watched and cheered on Dan Marino as he spent his entire career trying to achieve that one elusive win he wanted but never got... I think I’ll now do the same with San Marino.

Hey Tim, I love your videos :) You seem to provide local-level knowledge of so many interesting places, I honestly wonder how you manage to know so much about such different places. Keep it up! :)

Legendary video 👍 There's an old German video about a local bavarian football club that's the worst in Germany with 0 goals scored and 200+ against them, that's similarly hilarious 😂😂

@manutdlists2442

4 жыл бұрын

Fort William last season was another peach 😂

@fabianreusch4870

4 жыл бұрын

@@manutdlists2442 just looked it up, nvm They actually scored a few goals 😂😂 VfB Grafenau They went 11-233 within just 22 matches 😂😂😂

@manutdlists2442

4 жыл бұрын

@@fabianreusch4870 Rothes about 4 seasons ago was another lmao

@mcmlxxxviimcmxcvi8641

4 жыл бұрын

@@manutdlists2442 Too bad, it's a lovely town...

"Now they're officially the worst [football] team in the world." So...when do they play the Cincinnati Bengals?

This guy is genuinely hilarious!! 😫😭 Immediate subscription. This is the content I want to see😂😂

Bloody hell mate! That was hilarious 😂 finally some good British content Definitely subscribed. Cheers mate

that ending is so sad lmao

@willbristow7994

4 жыл бұрын

Omg this is so sad, Alexa play wonderwall

Keep Going San Marino, you will one day win, and it will be glorious.

Wow really loved this video. This format is incredibly catchy. You've gained a subscriber!

Awesome video Tim! I'll be sticking around for more :)

At least they tried yesterday.. xD 9-0

@Jaminho397

4 жыл бұрын

and today 6-0

@vloggertimediggy6609

4 жыл бұрын

Russia won 9-0 before that too

@olzhastortpayev8053

4 жыл бұрын

@Παναγιώτης Γεωργίου Kazakhstan beat them 4-0

@olzhastortpayev8053

4 жыл бұрын

@Παναγιώτης Γεωργίου Kazakhstan 4 - 0 San marino

@olzhastortpayev8053

4 жыл бұрын

@Παναγιώτης Γεωργίου yea btw where u from?

The end just has me dying 😂😂😂

Probably not gunna come back and watch another video but imma drop a subscribe because I respect the hustle

When I first played football in 1978 (under 10’s ) my team used to get hammered every game, the worst game was 20 nil . But we dug in and by the end of the season the team that stuffed us we drew with, and finished mid table. And for the next 7 seasons we were always in the top 3. Happy times plus back then you played on the full sized pitches. Under 10’s games were funny to watch, a keeper in goals either end and twenty kids all together chasing the ball !! Great stuff .

"They're no longer the worst team in Europe...they're the worst team... ...in the world." Channeling your inner Jeremy Clarkson with that line.

@hakeemsaleem1486

4 жыл бұрын

No we are the worst team in the world🇱🇰🇱🇰

@texxstalker

4 жыл бұрын

No. Hungary has the worst.

@peterhungarian9273

4 жыл бұрын

@@texxstalker Bro wtf? Hungary is in the top 100

@extrastuff9463

4 жыл бұрын

At least things can only improve now, it's pretty hard to end up in a worse situation than being the worst team of the world.

@jim191185

4 жыл бұрын

Please tell me you've seen the Harry Enfield 'Clarkson' sketch.

They went from worst team in Europe to worst team in the world. I’m tearing up at that beautiful story.

This is so hillarious yet entertaining n good editing too, i like it n u got a subcriber, cheers...

Just imagine the scenes when they finally get that competitive win... It will be something to behold... even the thought of it is amazing!

89 KZread subscribers... Now counting 35k. Job well done 👆

San Marino is like that anime where the protagonist can't achieve his main goal so the series has 500+ episodes

i appreciate your content, football is not always about winning, it's about living life...

Great video mate x

5:53 they had us in the first half ngl

At least they actually support their team unlike the games in England and Spain who are full of ungrateful tourists

@HonestFarmerLigue1Fan

4 жыл бұрын

San Marino footballers are "semi professional" at best and utter shite at worst. They are what you call farmer team. They don't have pro football league like in England or Spain so it is impossible to gain fans from overseas. Not apple to apple comparison.

@hisamuslu9788

4 жыл бұрын

Rahul Rebello Can't compare San Marino to England or Spain football-wise though.

@bballClipss

4 жыл бұрын

Tourists? Their own people are ungrateful

@deutscheblitzkrieg

4 жыл бұрын

The away section tickets are limited.....

89 subscribers? Blimey this channel grew fast :o Congrats and have fun keeping up the great work :D

I had such a joy watching this video haha thanks mate! "she was his mum!"

5:48 wasn’t expecting that 💀💀

“This could be on lads” love that accent mate!

2:03 - I can’t believe you only had 89 KZread subscribers here... now you’re at 100k 👌 congratulations 🥳

@TheTimTraveller

4 жыл бұрын

Cheers Samuel! It's been quite a wild ride

@samuelatienzo4627

4 жыл бұрын

The Tim Traveller admittedly I have been binge watching a lot of your videos... hopefully some day after the COVID pandemic is controlled I can see all the places you have! 🧳 ✈️

You put so much emphasis and drama in your story and talking about the San Marino"s history that I thought it would be this time! Anyways it was great to see that people continue to believe in their team and they now have one more member to cheer for them! Go San Marino ! Towards the 200 place. Baby steps. Congratulations for the great video. Salute and health to everyone

They should play the USA in a friendly!!! There’s your chance to win!!!

@zackattack3837

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@noah5189

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@nintendofan1749

3 жыл бұрын

Oh that’s spicy

@Hoolzz

2 жыл бұрын

or the fifa womens world cup

I loved it when they played wonderwall at the end of the game

I was so sure they were going to win!! You had me on the edge of my seat, Tim, truly. I felt your excitement through the shaky camera. Sigh. I just checked, and today, March 23, 2023.. they are still last in FIFA rankings.

Oh man ! Your last sentence almost killed me ! 😂😂😂

Your video was featured on r/videos. Subbed and liked

@TheTimTraveller

5 жыл бұрын

Cheers Nicholas!

@Eblitzabeth

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheTimTraveller Cheers! I really liked your video on the monorail in Germany

San Marino should just play a friendly match against some the worst OFC and AFC nations to get a win.

@bernierose719

4 жыл бұрын

Javier Torres there was a similar match years ago where the two worst ranked sides in the world played a game it was Bhutan v monstersat and was documented in the film the other game

@Javier23gol

4 жыл бұрын

Flyster yes I’ve seen that one. But definitely San Marino isn’t the worst team in the world. They play in the hardest confederation where almost all the players are professionals.

@backpackpepelon3867

4 жыл бұрын

They should go against sri lanka. I think they going to win big. Thailand, singapore or malaysia will most likely beat them tho.

@yyyd6559

4 жыл бұрын

They would still loose

@kurumi9714

4 жыл бұрын

They would easily beat Pakistan.

At first I thought you're Simon Pegg hahaha Nice video lad

You have gone from 89 subscribers to 99.2k. Kudos.

"Ah. Humor based on my pain" *-Ross Geller-* *San Marino*

Who is here after belgium won 9-0 against san marino?

Your voice reminds me so much of 3kliksphilips. Such a fun video to watch. Good job bro! The final part is the funniest when u said they are now the worst team in the world 😂

Love your narration style..

Perhaps they ought to try playing Fort William. :-)

@jamieshannon9809

4 жыл бұрын

Fort William did register a win a few weeks ago.

Knowing the USMNT's derpy history, they'll probably hand San Marino their first ever win.

@biggsleezy

2 жыл бұрын

Would like to see them play the USWNT

36k subscribers Congrats

Ahahaha omfg another one bites the dust at the end from the stadium DJ had me rolling!!