*"Amazon BEFORE...send it to me BEFORE I even want it"* 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@maestroprodigy2296

2 ай бұрын

Bro was talking about AI in 2019, that aged pretty well. 😂😂

Bill Burr just brings it home every time. Doesn't he? What. a. legend.

@rawdaaljawhary4174

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT. A. LEGEND. LOVE HIM.

@catwitdabigdog1642

2 жыл бұрын

It never ceases to impress me how much that man does not understand women. He is funny when he speaks of his individual life experiences.

@PlzPr3sspl4y

2 жыл бұрын

@@catwitdabigdog1642 I'm not sure. I think most men do understand women. The issue is that we just disagree on certain topics because the world treats us differently.

@connorjl7

2 жыл бұрын

He does! I love him

@PlzPr3sspl4y

2 жыл бұрын

@@mik318 Bill Burr - Paper Tiger

Bill Burr definitely killed it. That whole airbag bit almost made me choke to death laughing my ass off while eating breakfast. "MY FAMILY!!!" 😭😩😫 "OMG WHY WOULD YOU JUST SAVE ME?!" 😂😆😄

@foy5051

2 жыл бұрын

I swear😂🔥 Dudes an absolute legend

@crice7sh

2 жыл бұрын

The comment about the bridge got me, too.

@fiercest_calm

2 жыл бұрын

I love this man!! He was the only one I was hysterically laughing at. I hadn't heard this content before. They saved the best for last.

@luisc2975

2 жыл бұрын

Paper Tiger!! My favorite joke from that special!

@LauraYConner

2 жыл бұрын

@@foy5051 55 b BBC

That Chieng bit on Prime is hilarious!

@meganrivers1653

2 жыл бұрын

Yes 👍 🤣

@scottrleblanc

2 жыл бұрын

Meh...not that clever but well delivered. Burr is the best.

@SgidlaWaar

2 жыл бұрын

"When I press buy put the item in my hand"😭😭😭

@lizannedsouza1838

2 жыл бұрын

When he said emperor I laughed

@darrellshandor4574

2 жыл бұрын

@@meganrivers1653 I love fowuw

the way ronny just persists and persists and takes all the juice out of a single joke is incredible. love it

@MrTPain

2 жыл бұрын

AMERICAN

@sheeeeeesh3622

Жыл бұрын

Drilling it in

@amandarobinson3337

Жыл бұрын

He has me wheezing right now it’s ridoculous… omg prime now iykyk

@charlotteeberhardt6015

Жыл бұрын

Break into my house....

@stark8837

Жыл бұрын

I have the opposite reaction. He persists and by the time he's done, I haven't laughed for entire second half of the joke.

The fact that he did the prime bit in 2019 and asked how could we possibly get any more convenience.. then Covid hit and we found out how.

@calisongbird

Жыл бұрын

Yuuuuup

@marinazagrai1623

Жыл бұрын

Mochi...at my grocery store people are still ordering their groceries. People have truly flipped out! I know to each his own!

@Jean-un2or

Жыл бұрын

@@marinazagrai1623 what’s wrong with it 😅if you can’t leave the house for various reasons and can afford to

@jeffreycessac9576

10 ай бұрын

​@@calisongbirdp

I hate how believable Bill Burr's vision of the end of the world is. Lmfao

@alexanderekubo538

2 жыл бұрын

It may get that bad

@njdevilsbrodeur642

2 жыл бұрын

Best comedian ever. We are blessed to have him as a creator or content

@theorganicway2go

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderekubo538 Waifu bot jokes are fun for normies but notice that BB wont touch on clones. That said Kevin Hart did say with straight face that he has them.

@ryand8293

2 жыл бұрын

Why, you don't like just deserts? 🔥😋🔥

@schechter01

Жыл бұрын

I had similar thoughts...

The cut from Nicole Byer's story about ordering Ranch dressing on Postmates to Chaunté Wayans saying "So that's what I do now: Postmates!" was GENIUS!!!

@jaliaskilo

Жыл бұрын

Oh no. Ludicrous comment... Most women comics just ain’t funny… and those 2 chicks ain’t genius. You’re either biased, a paid commenter, or a bot. Know that i know. ✅💯😵‍💫

@keeyajavan

Жыл бұрын

@@jaliaskilo you are a trash clown

@DJAeyonaxx

Жыл бұрын

@@jaliaskilo haven't found a single one that's made me laugh yet.

@hollymcdowell2865

Жыл бұрын

Thought the same exact thing

@ElGranSanto

10 ай бұрын

​@jaliaskilo they said the cut was genius.

“Prime Before” is a trillion dollar idea lol

@caniggiaful

2 жыл бұрын

Funny enough, something arguably similar happens. Based on advertisement consumption and trends they preempt a city's need for each product and ship it to local warehouses before then. That's partially how they manage to deliver so fast.

@EarlofSedgewick

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it already is on its way. Pun intended and not intended

@Imsamhill

2 жыл бұрын

@@caniggiaful That’s not ambitious enough obviously. It should already be placed in my hand by a drone that enters my living room through a drone door 🚪

@Imsamhill

2 жыл бұрын

@@caniggiaful Amazon Drone Door Plus

@californiakay3429

2 жыл бұрын

So a little bit, that's "Subscribe and Save." Where the things show up before you run out, and you don't have to pay attention.

Bill Burr is just killing it in all these bits ! I’m wheezing 😂

@AverageYTer

Жыл бұрын

Dude he’s unstoppable 😂😂

@chrismouton1985

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, he's great! From which show is this? I'd like to watch the full one.

@thaninja971

Жыл бұрын

@@chrismouton1985) I think those bits are from "Paper Tiger" (2019)

Anytime I run into Bill Burr in a video I just end up watching Bill Burr videos for the rest of the day..love him

@birdm9148

Жыл бұрын

Yesssss or even all his stand up comedies all over again 😂🤣

@lila-gracenunyasun1334

10 ай бұрын

Good so I'm not the only one

Bill burr's special never gets old

@sulemanpatel

2 жыл бұрын

#LEGEND

@oneirishpoet

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha that's hilarious, Bill Burr is such a douchebag 🤣

chaunte was the one that delivered that one bottle of ranch to nicole XD

Bruh that airbag joke is killer I’m gonna die from laughing

@nahbirdie4773

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha IS A KILLER

Billy " Red pubes" Burr 🤣🤣🤣 this man is a comedy legend. Can we give him his flowers while he still lives. Has he won a big award or something!?He definitely deserves it.

@oneirishpoet

2 жыл бұрын

An award for being an ignorant unfunny douchebag?

@ryand8293

2 жыл бұрын

Non-sequitur

@metalboy5150

Жыл бұрын

@@ryand8293 I'm not sure you know what "non sequitur" means.

@ryand8293

Жыл бұрын

@@metalboy5150 good thing FunnyBot is above your paltry "thoughts" 🖕🤖🖕

Hahahaha the first joke about too many screens... He says we're in a competition to see how many screens we can put between our faces and the wall, and I'm here watching it in my cellphone propped up against a tablet , both in front of the tv hahaha

@hollymcdowell2865

Жыл бұрын

As I sit with all the devices and wonder why I can’t fall asleep

Bill Burr leaves NO stone 🪨 unturned when telling a joke! He rolls out the entire vision in a brilliant way that is unparalleled!! “I don’t think you smell that bad!” ::with one leg 🦵 cocked up in the air:: Took me completely out!!! I didn’t want his routine to end!!! We Bostonians are so proud of him!! Lmao 🤣 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@reeverfalls2069

Жыл бұрын

"Bostonian" lol that sounds so much cooler than a "michigander"

@tamarapowell6996

Жыл бұрын

@@reeverfalls2069 lol 😂 aww 🥰 I never knew that was the official term 🤔

Ronnie is hilarious 😂 I once ordered a bunch of garbage bags specific to my kitchen bin. it was bubble wrapped (the bags are plastic) in a gigantic cardboard box... absurdly ridiculous!

@mztweety1374

2 жыл бұрын

Don't even get me started I ordered 5 small bottles of nail glue that came in the ginormous bubble wrap packet what are you doing?!

@calisongbird

Жыл бұрын

@@mztweety1374 yeah that shit is ridiculous. I try to send the seller feedback in those cases

That air bag joke...priceless! Bill Burr is insanely funny 🤣 😂 😆

what's really great about Ronnie Chieng's "Prime Bit", is that he is mocking all of us by using the truth. He is clever, witty, and crafty. He reminds me a little of George Carlin.

@kenjenkins2883

2 жыл бұрын

high compliment, agreed

@diallo1347

2 жыл бұрын

He is approaching that same level of social commentary as Carlin. Imagine him in 15 more years.

@calisongbird

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for explaining the obvious. What a genius insight.

@cjayroughgarden1520

Жыл бұрын

particularly since marketing these days is designed to figure out what you want before you want it.

@matthewmorrone883

Жыл бұрын

Its funny cause its true. So true.

Bill burr is a comedic genius. Had me in stitches and tears with the sex robots lmao

I have clinical depression haven't laughed this much in years thank you ronny keep it coming

@shannondohr-andersen7309

2 жыл бұрын

I have depression too, mixed with terrible anxiety which is why I'm watching comics. Laughter is very cathartic 😊

@justmemadison

2 жыл бұрын

@@shannondohr-andersen7309 Smoking weed helps a lot, too. I'm not saying that to be sarcastic or dismissive...it truly helps a lot. It takes a little trial and error to find what works best for you, but it's better than pharmaceuticals or staying home when you'd really like to participate with others. Micro-dosing mushrooms (not to get high or hallucinating) is a game changer. It's like living an entirely new life. I too seek out comedy when the anxiety and depression are overwhelming -- it still happens just not as often. Smiles!

@evelyngates6091

2 жыл бұрын

Hi Shannon been trying to get help from mental health professionals for over thirty years maybe I need to try some weed I'm game for Almost anything thanks

@theobserver8881

2 жыл бұрын

no body needs to know you have depression, and you don’t need to tell us, just tell your therapist thx.

@jdlulu9713

2 жыл бұрын

What’s your point ?

Bill Burr is so funny and his mind moves so quick that the audience is still laughing 3 jokes back lol

My gawd. Bill Burr is a flame thrower.

Sebastian’s facial expressions lol😂😂

@jenniferhornsby8642

14 күн бұрын

I’ve always thought Sebastian was hilarious!

Prime now! Ronnie killed me😂😂🤣🤣

Sebastian Maniscalco & Bill Burr killed it!

Note to self: do not be outside walking the dogs while listening to Bill Burr comedy about blow up dolls. Neighbors think you're a stumbling drunk, laughing at yourself so hard you fart, startling the befuddled dogs on a string.

No item too trivial, no order too small... Bahahaha 😆😂🤣 That shit had me dying!

Ronny Chieng.....LOVE his insights into AMERICAN behavior/commerce. It was perceptive, spot on, and worse....TRUE. The true talent: Bill Burr.

This is some of the funniest stuff I have ever heard, mainly because it's true. Ronny Chieng: "Land of the free, and Land of never leave your house."

The transition from Nicole to Chauntè was GOLD! 😂👏

@atrixplayz2825

Жыл бұрын

Couldn’t have been better😂

@socialmedia1812

Жыл бұрын

Agreed!

26:39 IM DEAD RIGHT NOW, I just died!! I died and woke the entire house up at the same time! Thank you sir, never quit! 💪🏻👊🏻🤙🏼

@TheTrendDoctor

Жыл бұрын

I almost had an heartattack from laughter at that part😂😂😂😂

I'm unbelievably happy to see somebody STILL roasting the shit out of Game of Thrones. That last season was garbage and deserves to be roasted to oblivion for at least another decade.

One day Amazon will have to pay Ronny for his ideas!

All these comedians on here are top tier! Funny asf 🤣 😂

Bill's fear of robots is completely justified.

@luvojobela4662

Жыл бұрын

"how do I f**ken shut this thing off... what is it, on nagging mode"🤣🤣🤣 After this line my neighbor came to hear what's so funny & he just couldn't get enough of it.

Josh Johnson is still so underrated. His delivery and switch in tones is perfect.

@hollymcdowell2865

Жыл бұрын

💯 agree hands down. Been watching him for years and wonder how is he not blowing up.

Ronnie Cheung is amaaaazing! So true! 😂

Ronny Chieng has me in tears dude..the prime bit is legendary

Bill Burr stand up is another level 😂👍👌

“MY FAMILY” that one got me so good for some reason hahaha

@sirembrum49thegreatmoth2

Ай бұрын

26:39 😂

Putting Chauntee after Nicole was perfect timing

@calisongbird

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, you just know that was intentional 😂

That 14:11 camera shot of #JerrySeinfeld in the audience cracking up at Sebastian’s set is gold!!! 😄

Brian Simpson in this collection, was too funny! " I've always had a bigger than usual head, since my Grandma threw me against the wall - and my neck just grown thicker - to keep it stable, right? *I clicked on one symptom. I got one disease."* The "delusion" part had a bite to it too.

I ain’t gonna lie that end of the world shit sounds very profound. He had it all figured out like he’s been there. Imma call his style of comedy compelling. Definitely amongst the top elite comedians 🔥🔥🔥

Bill Burr is a trip 😂definitely doesn’t hold back lmao

Ronny Chieng, hes so brilliant XD His delivery is fantastic and his topics on point !

"and I'm just on a table at my make a wish fundraiser..." That is some all highed up shit, hilarious!

I felt personally attacked when I was watching this on my phone and game of thrones on my tv. I like my many screens dammit😂

My side laughing Bill Burr is a 🐐 😂 “I don’t think you smell that bad!” 😂😂😂 “This is my favorite bridge haha!” 😂😂😂

Bill Burr’s bit about the airbags is one of my favorite jokes of his. It’s such a quick bit but the timing is so goddamn funny.

Bill Burr is seriously one of the best comedians on earth!!

26:33 air bags joke for the win thanks Bill 😂

Bill Burr stuff never gets old.

Brian Simpson, "too high for Web MD" is TOO GOOD!

" ... I identify as a vegan. I'm the Rachel Dolezal of veganism." 😂

@Nysackman

2 жыл бұрын

That shit was not funny

@savduhhhh5646

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nysackman definitely was

@treefit421

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nysackman extremely funny

@calisongbird

Жыл бұрын

@@Nysackman it was hilarious

@jv-lk7bc

Жыл бұрын

@@Nysackman even funnier now

Bill and Ronny fucking killed it.

@calisongbird

Жыл бұрын

They sure did!! 😂

This is such a good idea for a mix! 😂 We all need a reality check 👀

Sebastian looks like sienfield & Kramer had a baby!!! 😂😂😂😂😂unreal!!!

Love Ronny chieng!!! And that robot bit from bill burr was actually legit scary ! 😲

"As soon as they invent like a vibrator that really listens..."

I can watch this over and over! These clips are solid gold!

Wow🤣 "Now! Pull the fieces from my a**" ... I'm dying over the -prime now!- set. He's amazing

"Like how did Joe die? Happy." Good grief I got nothing left after that one XD

Bill Burr gets into the topic so well, one feels as though they have lived it. The doll? B r u t a l l y f r a n k.

Bill Burr is a legend

Ronny is a genius for stating the obvious so eloquently.

Bill Burr always knocks it out of the park!

OMG Bill Burr had me ROTFL - that last bit was so F hilarious. That guy is gold!!

Omg Bill Burr is unhinged I just about passed out laughing 😂

This was very much needed! Thanks for the laughs Netflix!

Ronny Chieng is real good!

We need Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle on the same comedy circuit 😂🤣😭😂

Bill's bit about the airbags had me struggling to breath, bless this man

Anyday anytime I'll watch Billburr

Ronny Chieng killing me 🤣🤣🤣

Bill Burr is comedic genius.

26:37 is the best joke in this entire video "MY FAMILY!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

05:33 this is one of the greatest standup comedy bits I have ever seen

Bill Burr nailed the whimper of humanity, no nang, just a fade to black and a few for the zoo.

Serial killer buffet lmao i died 😂 bill is a 🐐

All funny AF, but Brian Simpson made me LOL more than any of these great comics!

@raizelcortez3219

2 жыл бұрын

That one was my favorite. Especially since I'm that way even without getting high first

Ronny Chieng is my new favorite comedian. 🤣😅😁 Although, I don't know if I should encourage the guy 🤔 😅 I also think he can be an awesome 👌 lawyer though....can you imagine this dude in court 😳...they would pay anything for him to shut up😅🤣which would give him more comedy outbursts....that's it this guy outbursts. 😅🤣😂

@Ra-mx4bo

2 жыл бұрын

apparently he has a law degree lol

@cbel888

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ra-mx4bo I know.

@justmemadison

2 жыл бұрын

Look for his bit about the US needing an Asian president. If you haven't seen it, it's really funny. Smiles.

@Ra-mx4bo

2 жыл бұрын

@@justmemadison The U.S need to make Andrew Yang the President.

@cbel888

2 жыл бұрын

@@justmemadison thank you for the suggestion. Huge fan I watched everything on youtube. EVERYTHING HE SAIS IS TRUE....I WISH POLITICIANS HAD THE BALLS TO SPEAK LIKE HIM...THE WORLD IS BETTER WITH HONEST PEOPLE. Thank you for the reply. Peace be with you.

So true! I just love listening & watching him! My kinda guy! All of the comedians were funny. He’s just 1 of my favorites!

Pre lock down I was saying the same thing that people don't want to ever leave their house and Ronnie Chang in his hilarious manner as always Nailed it but how Sad & Crazy is it that A year After that we Couldn't leave our homes Which also makes Bill Burr's Skit all the more funny, yet scary that it's getting to that point!😬

I really thought it was the mobile phone I was watching Game of Thrones on that made so many of the scenes so dark. I'm not sure if I should be relieved or pissed 🤷🏾‍♂️

I'm glad Bill Burr is representing alopecia survivors, Jada must be really proud.

I ain't ever seen Deray Davis but he had me rolling 🤣

I love how one clip uses postmates and then the next one work as postmates 😂

Brian Simpson; Pace + material =solid. His pace and material. My field is ASD and hearing such style of perspective with experience laced as well such said jokes. Yes!! I look forward to you cutting into deeper points.

Bill Burr is the comedian man. He ended this video like a boss. Like a boss I say!!!!!!!!!! :)

I wanna see the Bill Burr bit turned into a full dystopian movie, I would watch that

Bill Burr is something else 😂 he raised the bar too high for other comedians.

Bill BURR is so flipping funny!!!!

Ronnie Chieng's standup (Asian Comedian Destroys America) is one of my all time favorites, and I've seen just about every stand up ever made.

Billy pink tip ALWAYS brings it home. Burr is the man.

Yooo the way it went from the ranch story to the postmates one is perfect!!

So, is no one going to acknowledge the beautiful placement of videos from Postmates ranch to "so I do Postmates now"

@calisongbird

Жыл бұрын

Yes, several other people commented on it.

Bill Burr is my all time favorite comedian 😂😂😂😂😂