#309
Ralphie May, Comedian seen on Last Comic Standing and Host of "The Perfect 10 Podcast", joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.
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Recorded live on 08/17/15
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The way Ralphie offered Lee opening spots for him, offered for him to borrow his car and stay at his house. That’s real respect, this is how it’s done folks. Rest easy Ralphie, we miss you. 🙌🏼
@HybridBlueDream
4 жыл бұрын
Wingsofredemption?
@cashen7384
4 жыл бұрын
man Ralphie seemed like such a genuine dude definitely one of a kind. RIP Ralphie
@Johnwilliams-th9hq
4 жыл бұрын
Than talked about how much he hates arabs and russians.
@mikehunt7360
4 жыл бұрын
John williams so what?
@MichaelDominguez25
3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelsnsn bro stfu
joey is so polite always asking lee how he's doing after he talks to ralphie. that's how u host a show. much love uncle joey
@humanimal5527
7 жыл бұрын
He can come off as condescending towards Lee a times, but there's definitely plenty of camaraderie between the two.
@trevv2x
5 жыл бұрын
He always asks how he’s doing to make sure isn’t falling asleep cause Joey is always getting Lee to high
@mflugo9082
5 жыл бұрын
1:34:20
@James-kp8rl
5 жыл бұрын
Trev Aguiles thankyou!!
@DaveyFish1
4 жыл бұрын
Humanimal if you’re a pussy yeah
Ralphie just killed me with the magic carpet parking lol
Heading DEEP into 2020! Legendary podcast! Rest easy Ralphie!🙏
@wadro1138
3 жыл бұрын
Little did you know 2020 was gonna beat ya down and Joey's the only DOCTA around........ Rip TCOWHN for now
@tylerdurden7534
3 жыл бұрын
@@wadro1138 it was fun while it lasted!!!
@NobodyzJelly
3 жыл бұрын
@@wadro1138 p
@brandonwilliams9454
3 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
Hearing ol Ralphie at the 17:00 min mark talking about how hes feeling soo good etc made my day,, #ripRalphieMay
@boxing4life410
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but he was lying
@TacticGamers
4 жыл бұрын
@@boxing4life410 Tell these malookas bro
@lsmith6497
3 жыл бұрын
@@boxing4life410 what u mean
@TehUltimateSnake
3 жыл бұрын
@@boxing4life410 Depression is a bitch man. Who knows, he could've been at a good point in his life where everything started to line up for him. Life happens, shit happens.
@santiagorestrepo2717
3 жыл бұрын
Man this moment was beautiful made my day as well
What a class act Ralphie was.. Offers free room and board, use of car etc to Lee.. goddamn.
@organizedchaos7111
5 жыл бұрын
noYOU'RE aHOOKER and never did... weed takes the motivation from ya
@commons3577
4 жыл бұрын
@Steve Hunt Man😂😂😂💯
@geoffnelson64
4 жыл бұрын
@@organizedchaos7111 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@Hausershawn
4 жыл бұрын
That’s how southern people are
@chilliLRK
Жыл бұрын
Philippino palace
ralphie going off about arabs and russians is podcast gold.
@kevinobryant48
5 жыл бұрын
Flerg3 cheap cheap comedy I miss him RIP may
@SussBus
4 жыл бұрын
It's Arabian Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiights!!
@can_you_help_me_find_her9456
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing on this earth is when Ralphie says they look "blow-uppy as a MF" not sure if it's this church episode or another one, but on one of them he says they look, "blow-uppy as a MF". That's hilarious.
@macdeeb
2 жыл бұрын
It starts at around 33:30
@reevesbrown1416
2 жыл бұрын
It was! lmao I miss him. RIP Ralphie
lmaooooo "ill throw a ham sandwich at em they will kill them selves"- Ralphie may
@RamnaViaz
4 жыл бұрын
And Lee's girly laugh afterwards hahaha
@JosephWheeler14
4 жыл бұрын
Aq_CbG_SpArTan bro that rant was one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever heard 😂 blow upey as fuck 😂
@lean4real_11
3 жыл бұрын
and joey spends the whole time saying “theyre nice people” lol
@aidenvollmers4590
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahhahahaa
RIP Ralphie, love this podcast but also breaks my heart hearing him talk so positively about him and Lana his wife knowing a year or two later they would be in the midst of a divorce and that she would be painting some bs picture of him as some type of abuser after he's passed. RIP Big Dog
@robinjoy2789
3 жыл бұрын
Wait, what? Lahna said he was abusive? I know she said HE filed for divorce not her.
@jacobchapman9803
3 жыл бұрын
I'm also curious. What did she say?
@lioncvet21
3 жыл бұрын
Look it up guys. It’s all true, she’s dragged his name through the mud. Rest In Peace Ralphie brother....
@itzajdmting
2 жыл бұрын
I was just reading in an article on Heavy that by 2016, when this was filmed she'd already filed for divorce? Think they probably got it wrong.
@classyasphuck
2 жыл бұрын
Did she really? ?
God bless you Joey Diaz for getting Ralphie a headstone. Ralphie had such a generous soul. No one, including his manager, ex wife, and all the people he helped could provide him with a headstone. Such a damn shame. Joey I respect you so much. Thankyou...Rochester, N.Y.
@classyasphuck
2 жыл бұрын
Well that's quite literally not true, but ok whatever
@notthecoolwhip
2 жыл бұрын
@@classyasphuck explain?
@miltown3920
Жыл бұрын
@@classyasphuck hello? explain
@AlejAllem
6 ай бұрын
@@classyasphuck Who are youu?
I love how Joey always asks how Lee is before his guest haha like a doctor!
@DarkEpyon123
9 жыл бұрын
they are family at this point. he has to look after his little brother. it is some beautiful shit.
@mdkvisions
9 жыл бұрын
Shady you roll with coco as well cool.
@adamsharkey9579
9 жыл бұрын
Shan Devin Like a doctor!
@stattoo32
8 жыл бұрын
+Shady Caucasian He sure loves that kid!
@piaiuilikiaisip
8 жыл бұрын
+DarkEpyon123 Beautiful comment bro.
when Lee giggles after the "throw a ham sandwich" bit... tremendous
I love how Joey always talks to Lee like it's his first day of life.
@mikemeyer9831
4 жыл бұрын
TheOhman123 Joey has to because lee doesn’t have a life and never will lol
@gumbysworld3472
4 жыл бұрын
TheOhman123 lee is too innocent to be around these guys 😂
@TheOhman123
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao forreal, Lee is a savage though just for being there. Shit id love to be there
Jesus Christ I’ve listened to this a millions times. Throw this on, on a Monday…can’t go wrong
Always come back to these ralphies episodes once in a while.
@grantappleby3223
2 жыл бұрын
Amen playa
@OUTLAWinTX
Жыл бұрын
Indeed. I have these all saved. When I’m bored, or working a big job, earbuds in and old church. Tremendous
@anthonymcardle1985
Жыл бұрын
Always once in a while.
@BambiDebbieWoods
Жыл бұрын
out of respect!
@tigersharkdiver
6 ай бұрын
me too
Anyone else listen to these Ralphie May podcasts a few times a year? RIP Big Playa you still makin us laugh
Lee has the best non famous job is whole world. He gets to hang with Joey on a weekly basis and get paid for it while being hi as fuck. Some people are really lucky.
@hijackhickory
7 жыл бұрын
TheRealEzzy doesn't mean he's not lucky.
@TheMightycfc
7 жыл бұрын
+TheRealEzzy it works good with joey because joey has all kinds of life experience and Lee seems like he doesn't like he seems like a kid that didn't do drugs or party but the 2 of them are great together like opposite s but that works
@markvickroy6725
6 жыл бұрын
It's not luck fellas
@alexg3176
3 жыл бұрын
Jamie is luckier
@leftybronson8800
3 жыл бұрын
But he has the job because he doesn't wana be high, if he enjoyed it it wouldn't be the same 😂
I'm 32 and the concept of death still blows my mind. Here today and gone tomorrow.
@mrspursell
4 жыл бұрын
I'm about to turn 33, just lost 2 cousins, one was 43, one was 45...
@cashen7384
4 жыл бұрын
im 30 and man I feel like I worry about it alot more than some other people. I feel like it isn't good for me to worry about it but I honestly can't help it, just lost my grandma and uncle and I worry about death alot. this life is pretty long though if you think about it.
@billybigs4207
4 жыл бұрын
@@cashen7384 might be kinda fucked up but if you think ab it like this: i wont care because ill be dead then you dont have to worry:) doesent work if you believe in an after life
@TheMasterTelevision
3 жыл бұрын
Death dont have no mercy in this land
@goodcuy3105
3 жыл бұрын
We die physically but not SPIRITUALLY BECAUSE WE IN THIS BITCH FOREVA
I find myself going back to the Church for some of the old Joey and Ralphie, he was always one my favorite guests because you see a better Joey with his real friends. RIP Ralphie
No disrespect but that had to be the heaviest room in the country at the time lol
@DarkEpyon123
9 жыл бұрын
pffft! damn!
@BRUZR66
7 жыл бұрын
Just Jay uncle Joey dont play that fukn shit! U know what I mean!?
@josholson9380
7 жыл бұрын
Just Jay haha actually pretty funny
@wexkiller1
6 жыл бұрын
StarGuy you’re amazing
@RamnaViaz
4 жыл бұрын
Pure carbon dioxide in the air from all that mouth breathing hahaha
I almost had a heart attack laughing at ralphie talking about A-rabs and Russians!
@thotpolice3897
Жыл бұрын
Damn that’s distasteful
@05grandmarquis
11 ай бұрын
@@thotpolice3897 snowflake
I love the confidence in Lee's voice where he answered Ralphie "I am, yeah." Anxiety driven yet proud. Love this lil dude and miss you buddy. You and Joey are getting me through the days the last few years.
@aez48843
Жыл бұрын
You and me both bro, hope you’re doing well! Church family salute cocksucker
Man Ralphie really was so ready and willing to help people. What a class act. Sorely missed.
34:43 "Hey comb your shoulder bro!" I cracked up on that and im Armenian LOLL
Ralphie seems like he was the biggest angel on two feet. We miss you tremendously ralphie. You were a true gentleman and a friend. Rest In Peace. Pasadena-Lena.
@cashen7384
4 жыл бұрын
Pasadena Lena! Rip Ralphie he was a true comedy legend
@Nobsa.
2 жыл бұрын
exept him saying n*gger
Ralphie May is Eric Cartman All Grown Up , that fucking Laugh to .
@jellyblocked
9 жыл бұрын
LMAO ...tRUE!
@TheBigfranco1
8 жыл бұрын
+larry lovingstone he doesn't hate he's a comedian
@TheBigfranco1
8 жыл бұрын
+larry lovingstone if he was racist he wouldn't be with Joey
@uncutVidsd123
8 жыл бұрын
+Jelly block kinda annoying though
@kanesrevenge832
8 жыл бұрын
+larry lovingstone coco is a Cuban Jew tho
Hands down the best podcast ever by Uncle Joey. Serious shit was going down when Ralphie was there. RIP my good man. 🙏
So much love for these 3. The fact that they recorded their time together so many times to share with us is such a blessing. Can't say thank you enough.
R.i.p. Ralphie May!
Damn look at lee looking like slim jim magoo
@geoffnelson64
4 жыл бұрын
Like a docta!
Man I miss the church, such a good feeling seeing the notification after a long day of work. Rest In Peace ralphie ❤️
@senseicorey9979
Жыл бұрын
Same here. I came in right at the end of the early morning podcast. But getting that late night email that they were going Live was amazing . The music they opened with were always great. KICK THAT MULE LEE!!!
RIP Ralphie. Im disappointed in myself for just now realizing how great you were.
@SilleeJimi
4 жыл бұрын
Hunter Lane better late than never dude, don’t be feeling that way about yourself for that. ✌️
"Looking blow up-y than a motherfucker" omg ralphie on Arabs is too funny.
When Joey did the Ralphie impression I died! Him recognizing how weird that voice is is like breaking the 4th wall!
Such a kind offer from Ralphie to Lee. Proof-positive of what a genuinely warm, generous and considerate human being Ralphie May was. Truly humbling.
rest in peace Ralphie May - one of the most genuine and kind souls to grace this earth
U already know we here 2021
FINALLY RALPHIE MAY AND JOEY DIAZ TOGETHER ON A PODCAST TWO FUNNY DUDES I EVER HEARD.
When Lee recited his Bar Mitzvah portion I died.
@Gekokujo76
9 жыл бұрын
MrCube17 "I need this shit in my life?"
@CZRXCZR
9 жыл бұрын
+MrCube17 For a second, I thought he was summoning Candy Man.
@MrCube17
9 жыл бұрын
Can somebody link me the moment when he starts singing please?
Ralphie is so passionate when he talks about food
Had to listen again. RIP Ralphie. We miss you
When Ralphie said I'll throw a ham sandwich at some Arabs I pissed myself, LMFAO!
Ralphie makes me laugh. It’s like Friday talk in the garage. Having a few. Speak your mind. Among friends. Say anything we all laugh.
Ralphie and Joey Diaz make Benson look like a lightweight stoner.
@samanali8309
9 жыл бұрын
I personally don't find Benson funny as a comic but he's definitely a stoner...do you guys even watch his show? He takes 10-15 rips on average...that ain't no lightweight.
@samanali8309
9 жыл бұрын
But yea compared to Diaz and Ralphie anyone looks like a lightweight lol
@KTF0
9 жыл бұрын
Saw Benson in real life. He's the real deal. Ralphie and Joey are just the Jordan and Gretzky of weed.
@GamerWordDotNet
9 жыл бұрын
Statuatory Grape Naw, check Benson's recent solo GDWH. He almost dies just hitting vape pens a couple times through the episode. Or of course, just watch the episode of GDWH with Joey Diaz - Benson couldn't come near keeping up with Joey.
@fortyforfree
9 жыл бұрын
+ben197765 BReal barely went to his show Lol He canceled a few times and when he did show up he was hella late Lol
Rest in peace ralphie we love you man you are missed
"Blow upy as fuck"!!!! LMAO!!
@amfinc2
9 жыл бұрын
Steven Stevens *Joey rubs his eyes*
@Vinny_Kicks
9 жыл бұрын
+Mad Flavour Disciple "I love Armenians, its like hey go comb your shoulder!"
35:10 LMFAOOOO Ralphie really didn't give a fuck
@alreadyknow1974
5 ай бұрын
It starts at about 33:30 it's what I came here for 😂
@jnthxn_
19 күн бұрын
@@alreadyknow1974the fact he even made joey face palm is fucking hilarious lmao
Joey is like Lee's Dad. Giving him knowledge.
1:50:11 people you need to see this part. Ralphie is calling it what happened to Coco. He was there when Joey was saying these goals to himself. Believe and you can make it happen. CHURCH!
This is probabaly my favorite episode of this podcast lol
The last 20 minutes of this podcast sums up what life is about. Heart.
Joey you ate a ounce of mushrooms then went down and got a standing ovation at a comedy stage in canada. Who's better then you!
@Kodexsilver7114
5 жыл бұрын
into the VoID exactly!! Joey is the best💯
Just relistened to this episode, lmaoooo Cancel culture would of had a field day hearing Ralphie May in this .
Joey talking about a chubby Jew and just has to look at lee😂 gotta love Joey
Ralphie I wish I got to hang with you. Thank God for Him being on Film, got a chance to enjoy his energy. Well see you again when we get up there. Love You Big Bro. 🥀🥀🥀🥀
57:25 ”bro I got a memory like a fkn hawk”
Ralphie is the absolute most generous person because he knows that people just need a opportunity he understands that people just need a helping hand at times R.I.P to the real player
This was one of the best podcasts I've ever watched.
"fishin for a watch..." OMFG!! I cant stop laughing at this. I could watch it all day long over and over...
34:20 Lee's little giggle after Ralphie's joke cracked me up. "Tee hee hee.."
Raplhie gets the most animated when they talk about food! LOL... RIP, buddy.
on a 2 hour show, lee has his eyes open for 6 minutes..............oh shit
RIP Ralphie i just shed some tears for you! love u bro
Love it ! Something about Ralphie and Diaz that works theyre a powerhouse together. Shout to Lee lookin good there buddy.
1:55:50 "OHHH SECOND BUT NOT LEAST" "HEHEH" "WHAT U GIGGLIN BOUT " "THATS NOT THE SAYING HAHA "
@davidec.4021
3 жыл бұрын
The Church in a nutshell. Love it.
tuning in out of respect for an OG podcast episode! 💯
Ralphie May is HILARIOUS!!! jesus christ, smoked a number and laughed my ass off for over an hour and a half! hahaha!
Just finding this now. :) thanks KZread recommendations. Long live Ralphie May!
2021 still watching ..rest in peace ralphie !!
one of the best episodes ever!
I've been waiting for this one for a long time.
I've never heard anyone talk about food with as much passion as Ralphie and Joey
Joey, bro, you truly motivate me, man. I know you hear that a lot, but I mean the shit. I was in the military and loved it, but always felt like I was wasting away. I went to Denver to see you and Joe R. at whatever the fuck it was downtown. You merked it. I stuck around after the show to talk to you guys. You were too fucking nice to all of us, bro. I kept trying to get a picture of you wearing my white UK hat, and you never told me to fuck off. You just simply refused. I went back to the military shit and couldn't stop thinking about how you guys live. It was the tipping point. I got out and didn't give a fuck. I've been hitting up open mics and local shit. Whatever else I can do. I have an acting agent now. Fucking thanks! That's what I'm getting at, man. You and Joe altered my motherfucking path that night. Much appreciated, homie!
@TheMIghtyDago
3 жыл бұрын
how are you doing now?
I love you Joey! ❤️ RIP Ralphie May 🙏
Here in 2021 watching again. Much love to the church family, and love you Ralph.
Good podcast man @joeydiaz ur the MAN! Keep it up.. and this channel is phenomenal!!!
@moneymillo7939
6 жыл бұрын
@JoeyDiaz @Joeydiaz @Joeydiaz #andRIPralphie
Joey fell asleep at the wheel at 12:53
15 mins in and it's already an epic podcast.
When I'm feeling down this is my come to. Much love ralphie ..
2023. It’s been 4/20 since 1986. Best podcast on this side of heaven.
and the hash... Cause its hash monday. Lmfao Ralphie May legend.
RIP Ralphie you’re truly missed playa 🙏🏽
The friendship between joey and ralphie was so special
Had to come back 5 yrs later to re watch...RIP Big Dog Ralphie May
Lee gets so blasted lol!!! What a job 🤙🏽
I used to do that in the high school planetarium when the teacher shut off the lights I would throw M&M's, erasers.rocks whatever I could get my hands on. One time I threw a Orange as hard as I could and it hit some kid in the back of the head and knocked him out. You should've heard the noise it made when it hit him in the back of the head and exploded
Ralphie talking about Matt Rife 8 years before he actually blows up is crazy watching this back is dope
Love hearing all the Canadian love. I live a hour from Toronto and haven't been in years and miss it so much. It really is popping.
THAT PEKING DUCK
Lmao when ralphie went on that rant at 33 mins joey looked out of place
@brainattackmaniack
6 жыл бұрын
Christian Mayall he didn't want to lose listeners
@TehUltimateSnake
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit!!! XD
rest in peace ralphie may. He's immortalized as a legend, been a fan since 2006, born in 2000.
On bad days I love watching these old school ones with Ralphie, instant smiles every time. Rest easy Ralphie May!
I'll throw a ham sandwich at them 😂
@Cavs191
6 жыл бұрын
shonuffLA he ended up killing him self the loser
@snow6094
5 жыл бұрын
Eatmyass lol he didn’t
@garyleeadams212
4 жыл бұрын
lookin blow upie as fuck hahahahahah lost it
no reefa but im still laughing, thank you guys
I love and miss Ralphie May he was my favorite all time comedian it makes me sad every time I think of him
huge fan of yours Joey Diaz. thanks for the kind words about our city. the 6.
Hellyeah Ralphie may your gangster hahahah
Joey Diaz's doctor stories @ 1:15:16 lol!
Reminiscing tonight because just got the news Joey is ending his podcast and moving back to Jersey. His podcasts with Ralphie are my favorites I would have loved to hang out with these guys. It sucks Ralphies gone and now the podcast is ending.
Probably one of my favorite Churches yet. These guys together pop like champagne.
@amfinc2
9 жыл бұрын
Andrew Finck ..."I know I hate the Russians so it's ironic that I like Russian dressing"... LOL