The Church Of What's Happening Now: #570 - Michael Rapaport and Nick Turturro
Michael Rapaport, an actor known seen in "True Romance" and the host of the "I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast" and Nick Turturro seen in "NYPD Blue" and "The Longest Yard", join Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio.
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Recorded live on 03/25/2018.
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Man I’d kill for a sequel of this episode. The whole podcast felt like a genuine conversation.
they're like the Jewish and Italian Beavis and Butthead
@mark1952able
5 жыл бұрын
The BEST COCO Podcast Ever!
@Valkonnen
5 жыл бұрын
It's like the glass half full or half empty. You can put it that way and be divisive or you can say that they're "Two New York Guys" and instantly they're like brothers. We're so much more the same than we are different.
@hardcoretj9714
4 жыл бұрын
and joey is tod
@moep.8578
4 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@blairbeardsley4764
3 жыл бұрын
My super power is talking shit haha haha !
A bunch of old ass new yorkers talking about colonoscopies, this episode had me dying haha
@raimundosilva4382
4 жыл бұрын
Procure a b***** dela eu procuro a b***** dela para encher de porrada não procura a b***** dela
@nickmartinez5644
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao what u lose like 5 pounds or something?
@MrBmpj
2 жыл бұрын
I was good hahaha
i friggin love how nick is so invested when rappaport speaks. this is hands down top 3 best church episodes. still listening to it years later 🤟🤟
@Left_coast_bullies
Жыл бұрын
He’s his hype man everyone needs one like him lmfao
@eddieelprimoflores5620
Жыл бұрын
@@Left_coast_bullies fo sho😄
@mikehunt8976
6 ай бұрын
Same. I listen to it once a month. Pure entertainment. I'm a fly on the wall with uncles from New York that I never had lol. Love this episode. Especially the talk about the cholitis "you gotta figure it out" "ain't no figuring it out. I got cholitis" 😂😂😂
at the end of a misarable 9to5 job coming home and watching this podcast makes my day.
@ryanhny
3 жыл бұрын
Me too brother hope all is well
@ViscaDaico
2 жыл бұрын
@@ryanhny amen lads
@haydensmith8537
Жыл бұрын
If you’re still working it, quit and move to Ecuador or something bro. Not worth it
@WestbrookOverrated
Жыл бұрын
@@haydensmith8537 yah let's quit the shitty 9to5 and go live in a 3rd world country
@sebastianmanzano9481
Жыл бұрын
@@haydensmith8537 Ecuador or something 😂😂
This is so New York, great episode
@MRRGaming223
5 жыл бұрын
7
@ChrisMisc1
5 жыл бұрын
Being from England my view of New Yorkers is crazy loud mouth and hilarious guy who makes up bullshit stories all the time.
@ChrisMisc1
5 жыл бұрын
@King Arthur Joey makes shit up all the time. I feel like he starts with a little truth then makes it grow into a huge story as he goes along.
@Stoney-Jacksman
5 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisMisc1 huh? what about Londoners? Or all other cities in the UK? Just say you are from a village next time..
@ChrisMisc1
5 жыл бұрын
@@Stoney-Jacksman What are you asking me?
As a NYer living in Los Angeles...this episode made me feel like home! Thanks Uncle Joey!
Rapaport seems like that friend that always hangs around and always irritates the hell outta everybody
@Bambam-
Жыл бұрын
Accents like this make me understand murder for no reason
@hemingways27
7 ай бұрын
But he also seems like a good guy. Authentic.
@VsTheWrldd
5 ай бұрын
He kept leaving Lee out and Joey had to remind em😭
@AboutThatLIFE207
5 ай бұрын
I could nver stand that guy
@DedePerez-xr1xv
5 ай бұрын
😂❤ your funny I guess his personality 😊
It was quiet, but I heard you Lee. We're all family in here brother.
@orangejuicyice1448
6 жыл бұрын
He only opens up his true self with people he likes and knows seems to me he has some insecurities
@UrbanGamerBrigadeYT
6 жыл бұрын
If you looked and acted like him you would too
@squirtlesquadblastoise7166
6 жыл бұрын
James Thomas don’t shame a man for enjoying butthole pleasures. It’s 2018. Butthole pleasures are what’s cool.
@orangejuicyice1448
6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Meatballs yeah that’s true he’s just afraid of being judged by them
@quintonlf1
6 жыл бұрын
how are u gonna talk shit about a man supporting our brother Lee damn man
2 Jews, a Dago and a Cuban walk into a podcast....
@UrbanGamerBrigadeYT
6 жыл бұрын
primaltwist he’s Italian? I thought he was a short Hispanic
@TuMalditaMadre
6 жыл бұрын
Urban Gamer Brigade yeah, I always thought he was a Rican
@christopherazoti1785
5 жыл бұрын
Who left you in charge you piece of merda
@thismothafuckasaid7304
5 жыл бұрын
@nikto45 Only "smacked around" by triggered SJWs on internet...but in real life, nobody gets offended bc they know it's not meant hateful. It's just street talk
@neverobey1477
5 жыл бұрын
@@thismothafuckasaid7304 tell it like it is brother!!. Thats the problem now a days with these fucking libtards they get triggered and offended by jokes.. Ppl specially men today are so sensitive man its nasty!!
Rappaport and Torturro need to do a podcast together.
@rachelc586
5 жыл бұрын
I'd watch religiously
@cwmbran-city
3 жыл бұрын
@@rachelc586 I'd watch profuciously
@CJ_YT.
2 жыл бұрын
the three of em are dynamite
@loganwagler7997
2 жыл бұрын
@@CJ_YT. absolute kowabunga
This is still such a great podcast. Joey just sat back and let them go. Rapp and Nick sitting knee to knee like brothers. Epic!
Joey shows how loyalty to the flying jew.he lets the people know that he also in the room. Love this podcast
@oiitzME1266
6 жыл бұрын
Alvin Rofkahr gotta Show love for the real Nazi killa straight out of Nazareth !
@randygibbs77
6 жыл бұрын
Yea man I’ve noticed that too it speaks to Joey’s character.. he seems like an old school loyal type of guy
@effubishihateyou
6 жыл бұрын
Joey's a real friend, rare these days
@seanomahony5818
6 жыл бұрын
what part of the podcast?
@infusedwithsepticpuss
6 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah man that shit warmed my icy cold heart. Nothing better than brotherly love.
How baked is Uncle Joey? Damn I haven't seen him that chill in a minute.
@theafflictionvhs17
2 жыл бұрын
Nah, it’s because he has two New York Maniacs in studio, he’s just sitting back & enjoying this rare moment.
Nick n bill Burr should watch a red Sox Yankee game together
@eric_wiley
5 жыл бұрын
OMG THEY SHOULD DO THAT ON PPV. ID TOTALLY CUE IN
@davidharos8867
3 жыл бұрын
It will end up in a drunken Irish fist fight
I'm in agreement with Michael and Nick doing a podcast together, this is a completely underrated episode.
I met Mike Rapaport twice once when when I was working for Tribeca Film Festival in the press dep. and second time after his comedy show at Stress Factory in Bridgeport CT. At Tribeca he talked with me for like a half hour about the Knicks & Tribe Called Quest. On his own time and then at Stress Factory he actually remembered me from Tribeca and took a pic with me and we chatted. I have to say he’s one of the most genuine humble nicest celebrities I ever met. Peace Mikey Rap good to know ya.
@pkmatt8888
3 жыл бұрын
Knicks and tribe... what gets better than that!
@rolandomota3511
3 жыл бұрын
Makes me wonder why he was an asshole with Lee
@BrentWoods-nr3ui
Ай бұрын
@@pkmatt8888the OKC thunder and CBO is better
The faces Lee makes is the best part of the episode
@L.ATRAFFICNMADNESS
6 жыл бұрын
t1337Dude LMAO
@AtbChronic
6 жыл бұрын
t1337Dude starts at 8:25
@DazDc
5 жыл бұрын
Lee is high as a kite
Love how Joey always recognizes Lee. The real McCoy!
“But I took the Michael Jackson drug” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This is the most New York shit I’ve ever seen.
@VikCalo
6 жыл бұрын
GrapeDrank25 ... They have that old NY lingo too, that Eh This fucking guy... we
@kshinokevin
5 жыл бұрын
this is a Tri-State Comedy Team here: kinda like the old Jerky Boys duo of Johnny Brennan (who is also from Queens, just like Nick and Michael) ) and Kamal Ahmed (his former partner); Joey is from (New) Jersey; Lee is a Bostonian (as in Massachusetts). the Raw (AF) East Coast vibe here feels kinda good: they walk fast, talk fast and don't smile all the time. Reggae and/or country music makes some people calm and happy. How could you be happy all of the time, ? I am not one of these people. (I don't even say "Hi !" to my neighbors who live next to me. I just keep to myself and try not to bother/harass people, on a daily basis. I am sorry, but that is just not me.)
@mark1952able
5 жыл бұрын
Dee's guys are real!
1:06:36 secs... *"What did you do Nick? *😂
*R I.P to the person that has to speak into Rappaports mic after hes done* 😃😃😃
@louduva9849
5 жыл бұрын
The guy is disgusting.
@chrisgarcia8592
4 жыл бұрын
Talking about Chinese living forever eating Wuhan Bat soup covid juice.
@marehart993
4 жыл бұрын
Hes so gross 🤢 but I still love him hes hilarious!
@therecklessengineer5796
4 жыл бұрын
F
@TacticGamers
3 жыл бұрын
why ?
I'm glad I watched this. I take life too seriously sometimes. I just lost a job mainly because I was 10 minutes late due to explosive shits that come outta nowhere now that I got off the opiates. It's been over a month but my stomach sometimes just can't handle something and I have no choice but to use the bathroom or shit myself. I prefer the bathroom.
@travissaurus4336
3 жыл бұрын
How goes the battle?
@dv2033
3 жыл бұрын
Come on the people wanna know
@decker925
3 жыл бұрын
Ruh-roh
@RICKROCKERTHEORIGIONAL
3 жыл бұрын
Hang in there. It's Easier said than done. trust me I know.
@saxking101
3 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but this was hilarious as fuck man. Hope things got better bro
Michael and Nick were sooooo funny. I laughed so hard. Great show Lee and Uncle Joey. 👍❤️
GO STEAL HUBCAPS
@Zach-Fetters
6 жыл бұрын
Jonny Blaze and then I sell you back your jersey lol. I get the impression that Michael Rapaport doesn't know that most of his fans or I would assume most of his fans would be more on the conservative side
Joey is straight hood for having those 7/11 brand water bottles
Get someone that cares for you like Rapaport cares for Nick's colon
I was laughing when Rap was ranting about Johnny being a cokehead and pill popping junkie with Joey right across from him ha
@dreamcatcher6164
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@20thcenturyfoxyoutube
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
This is the GREATEST "NYC personalities" episode. Seriously. I have this episode off line so when I am not in nyc and feeling homesick, I just pop this on, put some bachata in the background with some street sounds and I am already there.
Joey, I am so thankful for you and this show you put out about your life. There is no one out there like you and I hope you keep going forever. Love and support to you!
“Fuckin Jake Lamota. Broke my tooth with a telephone.” 💀💀💀
This is the big 3 we need for a full time podcast
Hands down the most New Yorkish podcast episode ever!!!😂😂😂 And fucking hilarious
@Emnotreal123
3 ай бұрын
I'm 6yrs late but I'm completely dead!! The shit stories 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the greatest episode to date! These guys need to come on more often. Well done and thank you!
These 3 guys together is freaking legendary,New York/New Jersey connection all day
love that bong-mic
@oiitzME1266
6 жыл бұрын
Farfadet Atomique l ol
@kingshighway123
6 жыл бұрын
like a doctah
@nickcote1075
6 жыл бұрын
They both got 1 lol
@amiracleone2803
6 жыл бұрын
Farfadet Atomique lol classic.
@RedZedHeadTV
6 жыл бұрын
It's not a bong Mic it's just placed perfectly to line up in front of both
Michael Rapaport is like the Tim and Eric show, I can only handle 1-minute clips on instagram.
this is one of my favorite podcasts so far Joey! PLEASE have these guys on again!! this was great!!!
I swear this is one of the best podcast episodes out of any podcasts. Great group 👍
These old episodes were the best, the ads were just as hilarious as the podcast 🤣
nick tarturos adlibs are fire!!
rap, nicky, and coco lmao. 3 of my favorite people of all time . if you don't know nick T watch the movie federal hill great movie..
Michael Rapaport & Nick Turturro are like the dynamic duo of old school shit-talking New York guys. Dopeness!
This one is definitely another for the hall of fames of Church episodes. Nicky Pilots is a stamp church crew member and Rapaport is a savage.sadly it seems like they edited the intro out but still a good episode!
Loving this, thanks y'all.
@mark1952able
5 жыл бұрын
Dee's Guys are For REAL!
These 2 need to do a podcast together! These guys play off each other like nobody else I've ever seen... Best podcast ever! Also, first time I seen Joey bury his head in his hands.. that's awesome.
Love hearing these guys talk New York, and food. Dont know why but its so funny. Love it! Big Ups Church Fam!!!
I've heard that Richard Prior story from Joey over 50 times now
@TheCondorjc
4 жыл бұрын
At a certain age, your mind runs on a loop
Uncle Joey, always the gentleman and the best podcast on KZread !!
Love you guys, PLEASE consider show full screen with you Joey AND your guests, thx
Hey Joey.. thank you for all that you do.
Lee! The flying Jew !
@waynesmith4999
6 жыл бұрын
Lee, contact me!
@nojayork7707
6 жыл бұрын
Da AmmazzaCrisToOOoOo!
Joey needs to have these guys back. Theyre practically neighbors now
“You’ve never been cupped “ “no I’ve never been cupped” lmao
Awesome episode, Michael and Nick havr great chemistry. Finally, a podcast where the guests out talked Joey! hahaha!
New York conversation, repeating everything the other person just said while yelling
Uncle Joey & Friends tales from the streets....the best!
This is the most New York moment I had today, thanks
Joey: “We’ll get there about a quarter to 1... get tuned up..” Everybody: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The saddest thing about podcasts like this blowing up is the inevitable negative people coming around shitting a complaining. Great episode funny as hell. Always love the guests.
@bigblaccroquoise
Жыл бұрын
Ignore it bro
I love how coco let them have they convo and he listened and laughed
@AboutThatLIFE207
5 ай бұрын
Right. He usually interrupts the hell out of his guests
By far the best podcast ever filmed/recorded in the USA.
this has lunchtable vibes at school lmao
The two Guys remind me of the Pill Bugs from "A bugs life" The way they laugh together and talk for eachother
Michael "I'm elated to watch black men practice basketball" Rapaport
@evanabbott2737
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah
This was an amazing podcast . Like one of the best
Wow can't believe the podcast has been out since 2018 & I didn't see it. My 2 favorite actors. I would love to see all three in a movie (& of course you have to give a part to Lee to ;) )
Dam Lee up the next night ..on the tip top magoo love you joey and lee
this was funny and informative from a mens health perspective.
Joey, Please come to Dallas! I'll drive you wherever you need to go if you're worried about transportation to and from the club in Addison. I have to see you before you retire or start doing just LA shows. What's good, Lee? Love y'alls show. Keep killing it. Top 3 podcast out there!
Just the topics of discussion on this podcast are enough to turn a country around ....
I swear I love New Yorkers, I cld listen to'em all, all day, hilarious.
Michael was here to be angry as fuck and its funny. Like, not in a sense I'm laughing with him.
@geneeverett7855
6 жыл бұрын
It was more stupid then anything Joeys podcast deserves better
@MorbidFable
6 жыл бұрын
It was, but it was entertaining at the very least.
@Siggy_Sour
6 жыл бұрын
thats y kevin brennan is hilarious
Great episode!! I was cracking up 😂 on the FDR during morning traffic.
I like the way nick ask questions 😂😂😂
Best episode ever!?
@phishinvegas
6 жыл бұрын
Not the best by a long shoot but it was a great one.
@rayyouritchuk6235
6 жыл бұрын
fuck yeah man i think so
@nojayork7707
6 жыл бұрын
Deff.ToP 3 !
@seanomahony5818
6 жыл бұрын
gotta watch the ron jeremy episode
@geneeverett7855
6 жыл бұрын
Worst Nick is great but Mike is an idiot
what a tremendous show thanks joey
@will4us
6 жыл бұрын
FREE SPAZZ #PBG It's tremendous lol
One of the best episodes. Love the church!
I absolutely love these 3 together!!
JOEY! HAVE THESE GUYS ON MORE OFTEN!!!!!!!! THEY KILL IT!
1:39:39 lees laugh 😂😂😂😂 sounds like the pillsburry doughboy. Someone needs to make a compilation!
Uncle Joey... the only guy who naturally can get rappaport to be quiet and listen haha
Always come back for a good chuckle 😆
This is gunna be a good one
@christianjoelstraight3453
6 жыл бұрын
AyeKayZae it was last night
@zaepaxxpodcast4408
6 жыл бұрын
Christian Straight I didn’t see it last night clearly,it was just as good tonight.
Sometimes i get a nice stool and im like "thats a beautiful shit"
A bald Jew, a New Yorker, an Italian, and a Cuban walk into a bar
awesome mix of dudes. Just started it, but I know it's gonna be lit
If you disliked this then you got no business here.
@Isejankhonojanem
5 жыл бұрын
Hector Mejia rapaport is a fugazie I can tell one when I see one he acts like a New Yorker when he’s nothing near it
@moep.8578
5 жыл бұрын
Clos Montana yo the rap is a New Yorker but he’s a softy
I make a point to like every one of your videos, cause I truly believe you deserve the rest of your life to be the best you ever lived I wanna see uncle Joey fucking EAT
@andyb.2084
6 жыл бұрын
Shaneaveli North Me too. Wish he was more popular. He seems like a standup guy,whos funny as fuck n tells it like it is....most of the time. Alot of times hes just being funny.
@lexdiamond9827
6 жыл бұрын
Uncle joey always gets my likes👍
@justinbaker5359
6 жыл бұрын
Eat ass* like a DOCTA!
@Melanittanigra
6 жыл бұрын
the mans rich i dont think he is gonna have a hard time eating
Classic episode! Thanks Joey and friends
If you close your eyes when Nick is talking you’ll legit think it’s Joe Pesci
Shoulda seen it live. EPIC!!!!
@lexdiamond9827
6 жыл бұрын
lisa burgos i know right, that dancing at the start that got cut out, hilarious
@yasirkhalil8342
6 жыл бұрын
It was out of this world !!! So much different than this version!
@Rex_Colt
6 жыл бұрын
They uploded the clip separately. Funny shit lol. kzread.info/dash/bejne/eqOps6yBc7XJfrQ.html
Forget Cryotherapy, the BEST thing I learned about flying is to SLEEP on the plane (use a neck-pillow). I slept all the way from Vancouver to Cuba, and I was SO refreshed I partied half the night while most of the others from the plane went to bed within an hour of getting to the resort!! Staying awake on a plane KILLS you!!
@GUITARTIME2024
6 жыл бұрын
TheSpritz0 fuckwit, u were 3 hours ahead. Plus, thx for supporting that dictator shithole.
@TheSpritz0
6 жыл бұрын
Castro is dead buddy...
@GUITARTIME2024
6 жыл бұрын
TheSpritz0. Hope u had fun supporting a dictatorship, ya fuckwit
@finmods2900
6 жыл бұрын
TheSpritz0 I always sleep on planes, even if I have to take something to make me tired. I hate landing and being all tired and shit.
@crotchcritter1
5 жыл бұрын
TheSpritz0 I have to be fucked up to sleep on a plane. I usually go to my doc and tell him I have anxiety attacks in the plane and he gives me a script for Valium and if my flight it more than 3 hrs I take 3 or 4 and pass out on some old lady... lol
I remember watching this live and watching them take there shirts off had me dead😅😂
Joey Diaz loves telling the story of the original “Longest Yard” opening scene
I haven't laughed so hard watching something in a while. When they were talking about shits
3rd time seeing this & still love it.
The birth of the Michael Rapaport Stereo Podcast.
@JohnSmith-nf8bi
2 жыл бұрын
Wendy Williams host
I love Nick saying “thats a good one” to Mikes jokes and encouraging him 😂