The comedy timing of "so how long did it take to recover?" was amazing.

I've lost count of how many times I've heard Kevin's story about renting a horse, never fails to put a smile on my face when things aren't great.

@dej71

7 ай бұрын

a horth

@forallthestupidshit3550

7 ай бұрын

"The guy's name was...The guy was... The guy wasn't there!"

@realPenrodPooch

7 ай бұрын

"NO!!! ....... YOU KEEP!!!!!"

@Slaphappy1975

7 ай бұрын

I stop and watch it every time I come across the story 😂

@DannyEastes

7 ай бұрын

Kevin's horse story and Adil Ray's Bradford university story are classics that make me laugh every time

"Oooo...they've not used Fuji." 🤣

@TheGreyAreaBetween

7 ай бұрын

Funny thing is I've been doing the same thing for the past 7 years, but I don't use fuji either, just another type of the same kind of thing.

@happivaras

7 ай бұрын

​@@TheGreyAreaBetween No you haven't. And Fuji 9 isn't used in extraction's.

@happivaras

7 ай бұрын

The "special light" asked about by Gabby is a UV light NEEDED to cure Fuji 9. So I call bullshit.

@TheGreyAreaBetween

7 ай бұрын

@@happivaras Also, who the fuck said anything about extractions? I have no intention of extracting my teeth. I've had to patch a few, but I'm not pulling them out. I'm not insane. That shit would hurt like hell without the local anaesthetic the dentists can inject you with, and that stuff isn't something I've looked for online. You can fill holes in teeth and crown teeth eve with half broken with what I have, but you can't make a whole false tooth, at least I've not been successful in attempts to fill a gap that has maybe 1% of a tooth left. Other than that, it's worked perfectly.

@happivaras

7 ай бұрын

@@TheGreyAreaBetween "I genuinely had an extraction yesterday" said Lee Mack. To which Bob said, "Oooo they haven't used Fuji 9". That's Who the fucksaid it.

"Delicious means very tasty" gets me every time 😂😂😂

Bob Mortimer is the most delightful functioning lunatic I've ever come across. The more absurd the story, the more certain you can be that it's true. He is a marvelously ridiculous man. And I challenge anyone to name his match.

@vickywitton1008

6 ай бұрын

You are so right!

@bobbarbsokalski5005

6 ай бұрын

We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden

@qwertyTRiG

5 ай бұрын

Claudia Winkleman is up there, but not quite at Bob's level.

@happivaras

3 ай бұрын

Such an accurate description of Bob's stories. 😊😅😂

@realPenrodPooch

3 ай бұрын

@@happivaras Thank you. 😁

I just love Greg's face after Bob pulls the apple. Gets me every time.

@mrjamofaka

7 ай бұрын

I often have WILTY on in the background, that is one bit I always look at the screen and try and catch

@Atsom655321

7 ай бұрын

The look of anticipation on his face when he's going "do it! do it!" is priceless as well😄

@steoneste

3 ай бұрын

I've just done it. I'm munching it right now as I'm typing. Feel well proud 😂

@LivesInLibertyCity

2 ай бұрын

It killed me when Lee said to Rob "Does your Wife like Cricket?"

The horse story gets me every time.

@24magiccarrot

6 ай бұрын

It gets me too, but only for 25 minutes then I need a break.

You CANNOT convince me that "Well, it's German sense of humor" is not peak comedy

Professor Brian Cox and the others in tears over Kevin Bridges' horse story is so cute! Their subsequent looks of disbelief are hilarious 😄

@sera2775

7 ай бұрын

I wince when Holly makes a comment, she is a student amongst masters in this ep

@Valhal1337

7 ай бұрын

That is without a doubt one of the funniest beside most of Bob Mortimer's

@mikewazowksi7938

7 ай бұрын

@@sera2775 she's literally hilarious stop being lame

@PatrickKelly-lz3pv

4 ай бұрын

But the horse story was made funny by David Mitchel who did most of the talking

I love how they give most of the guests believable stories but David and Lee get the most ridiculous stories that everyone can tell off the card is a lie but everyone has fun watching them try to sell it as true.

@fomar7540

5 ай бұрын

😊

@fomar7540

5 ай бұрын

😊

@fomar7540

5 ай бұрын

😊

@fomar7540

5 ай бұрын

😊

@fomar7540

5 ай бұрын

😊

As someone living in Bulgaria the second I heard the Horse story. I knew it was true hahahah

I've just split an Apple apart. I seriously did it and I feel so proud. Thanks Bob for making me try.

Reginald "Delicious" is my favorite one by far, mostly because of how he keeps going with it and making things funnier lmao

@videogajima

7 ай бұрын

I HATE how they all look at him in that whole segment though lmao

@LivesInLibertyCity

2 ай бұрын

Oh and it's Darnell BTW 😂

Thank you U.K. This American loves WILTY. I'll even research episodes after a few months. Comedy gold.

Claudia Winkleman is built for this game, as her rambling delivery sounds like she's making it up as she goes along even if it is true. xD

@Qam001

7 ай бұрын

I thought that at first, but I've sussed her out....I think. She overdoes it, and you realise it's the opposite of what she's trying to achieve. So if it's a true story, she will make it out as if she's lying by deliberately stumbling and (in my opinion) an unconvincing way of looking for words. I knew her story about the pram and its outcome just by how she was behaving. Letting Steve give her a word (showroom) and thanking him for it. It becomes obvious once you know what to look for. Edited due to typo

@sws212

6 ай бұрын

@@Qam001 cool story, bro.

@Qam001

6 ай бұрын

@sws212 Thanks. Glad you liked it.

The fact that there were multiple clips from the one with Richard Osman, Greg Davies and Bob Mortimer

@jatari7871

7 ай бұрын

Your sentence is incomplete.

@IWillHaveThePastaThanks

7 ай бұрын

@@jatari7871 Your sentence is complete.

@jatari7871

7 ай бұрын

@@IWillHaveThePastaThanks ummm false.

@IWillHaveThePastaThanks

7 ай бұрын

@@jatari7871 This sentence is compl.

@jatari7871

7 ай бұрын

​@@IWillHaveThePastaThankssorry! I read your 1st reply as "...incomplete." my bad :/

Bob and the fucking dentistry bit kills me. I could picture it so vividly.

I love when David started ranting devastatedly

David has the best laugh when he finds something worthy of a laugh.

@cyborgjackal6207

6 ай бұрын

Serial killer laugh

@shelleysteed1767

5 ай бұрын

He just loses control. It's adorable. 😂

@LivesInLibertyCity

2 ай бұрын

Yeah his laugh at the cuddle jumper

You know it’s a good segment when Rob takes over the interrogation

Bob is quite mad, but very sweet and I absolutely love him

Henning When is so so funny 😂😂😂😂🏆🏆

Bob is made for this show 😂

Twisting equals tears😂😂😂

The way Lee gets up and moves his chair after Miles says his shower story is true gets me every time 🤣🤣 (can't believe that bit wasn't included)

1:57:29 I’m not joking when I say this is the funniest interaction I’ve ever seen omg I actually luv that so much

Haven't gone through the rest yet but the Ronnie Corbett one is a classic. When he dries his eyes and fumbles the glasses,, man it's can't-breathe-funny. RIP Ronnie boy, you were one of the greats. I imagine "Wok around the clock", Jimmy Carr v Jamelia, David Mitchell's bucket friend, Terry Wogan's pistol shot and at least one crazy Bob Mortimer story coming up? OK, finished watching. Guess there's picks for Volume 2. At least they had Reginald Delicious Hunter in this one. A true masterpiece.

The Apple trick was something my Uncle Herb used to do... brings back memories beyond 40 years.

Why does Mel never wear trousers that she wants seen on tv? This is the second or third program I’ve heard her say that on? 😂😂😂

@jatari7871

6 ай бұрын

Cos she's a ding.

11:21 Lee standing up was sooo funny I'm wheezing

@huzzzer6083

7 ай бұрын

I was choking from laughter throughout the whole video, this show is amazing.

@h311dr1p

6 ай бұрын

lmfao that got me too

I love this show soooo funny 😂😂😂 shame we are loosing humour on TV …… this is my go to 😆 😂❤

My favourite is the Bob Mortimer story, with the apple. I loved vs that man!

The T-shirt one is absolutely hilarious. Steve's confusion was just great 😃😃

@decodolly1535

7 ай бұрын

I'm still trying to decide whether he was genuinely confused or he's the best dead-pan comic I've ever seen.

I love how in this show every time there's good joke everyone just take a moment to appreciate it 👌

Were gonna need another one of these

i didn't just watch two hours of WILTY clips, you did

"it's a brilliant program" fantastic

29:10 David's expression is priceless

Lee does have a point with the 3 mammals question. I'd assume this was a GCSE Biology question, and my nephew recently showed me a GCSE Maths mock test paper and my head spun 50 different ways. Some of the stuff kids were doing was haaaaaaard. And it was definitely hard when I did it, and I'm 40.

4:46 the way Rob says 'Corleone' sounds like 'Coglioni' which is Italian for 'testicles'

My aunt from England used to make trifle for Christmas. The most important ingredient was jelly, which came in perfect cube form, if you took them apart. ❤

Miles Jupp looks absolutely gorgeous here 😍

A team of Dave, Claudia Winkleman, Rhod Gilbert against a team of Bob Mortimer, Lee Mack, and Greg Davies would be beautiful. I'd watch a 3 hour episode of it.

hennig always cheers me up 🙂 x

So how long did Martin Kemp's recovery take?

I've never seen the whombles but the example shown looked more like a bird. Even so a fictional mammal could still be argued to be a mammal.

‘Telling Tales’ would actually have been a good title for the programme.

Bob is the master, but Kevin steals the show

Patsy Kensit's 40 a day cackling laugh all the way through Bob's Apple-tearing story.

Brilliant! Thanks for creating a new Wilty vid.

Every round Bob says something people could agree "That doesn't sound true but it just might be"

A bit of wing! Dead Fly! 😂

I had to look up what a wobble was. 😂

The tumbs are used for gripping, not for ripping. Mind blown!

Oh Lord, I just love Bob Mortimer so much.

Ronnie missed a corker of a comeback with the first one: "No. It was a pyramid scheme."

I knew that was true about the womble. Because it was so out the box and worthy of an A Pass.

@eddyblackmore4188

7 ай бұрын

As long as the question didn't specifically state 'give three examples of *real* mammals,' I'd say a womble is a perfectly acceptable answer, as are a unicorn and Batman.

Wehn: German sense of humor:)

Mel Giedroyc was sooo torn between attraction and embarassment when she "had to" lie down on Martin Kemp...

"Four sponge, durch, technik" surely?

My Scottish grandmother’s soup. Very easy. 1 cup of soup mix brought to boil in at least 6 cups of stock. Add ( to your preference) carrots, onions or leaks. Swedes,turnip,potato,celery whatever. I add a small handful of rice as I love a thick soup. Add pepper and salt.Bring to boil and simmer for as long as you want. If too thick add water as needed . I always blitz it but you can either eat it as you like. Obviously to be eaten with crusty bread and butter 😎

Mel G says no no to the producers, then apologizes to her partner and still does it.hahahah That's dedications to a bit.

Bob Mortimer...i cannot stop laughing.

tracklist?:(

Reginald Darnell Hunter . . . hilarious

Brilliant 🤣

Ronnie corbett ❤❤

Mortimore and Mitchel, Clash of the Titans.

Really wish Joan said “it was a lie…. I have a full pint for breakfast”

"Is it true or is it a fly?"

Flies only have two wings (1 pair).

You too, will be parting apples

Oh, Henning ❤

"Sorry, I missed the s" gets overlooked, I think.

for future me when i watch this favourite bits 1:07:30

Oh, I loved Ronnie Corbit.

Imperial measurements? Nope. Metric system? No thanks. Mitchell-Mack? Hell yes!

the fuckin horse story makes me die of laughter every time

So how long did it take for your arm to recover?

What is a DIBBER 😂

Anyone else, after watching this, ask their dentist about Fuji9 ??

@urbanpoodle

6 ай бұрын

Texted a link of the clip to my dentist. Made a WILTY fan of him!

Patsy Kensit is enjoying Bob Mortimer‘s Apple story so much…

Ronnie Corbett was so funny, good little lad

But how long did it take your arm to recover?

I love Patsy's laugh.

would you rather a million dollars or all lee macks super powers?

It stands for Darnell

My son went from about 5.8 at 18 to 6.3 by 21

Oaksnade was very special

commenting for the algorythm

11:22 🤣🤣🤣

Martin Kemp was pissed out of his skull 🥴🍺

@hogwashmcturnip8930

7 ай бұрын

And I don't believe the story .He may well have hurt his shoulder, but the rest was utter bollocks. I live in Spain, and the Health Service is not something from Willy Wonka. It puts the NHS to shame. Miniature ambulances and nurses lying on you? Really? What was he taking on Ibiza?

@illpee

7 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing, his jaw was definitely going as well.

@Ace_Opal

7 ай бұрын

@@hogwashmcturnip8930probably the same shit he was on when telling the story 😂

@shaynewest8757

Ай бұрын

​@hogwashmcturnip8930 you do realise this is a comedy show and not actually some kind of game show where they're vying for a prize? Unbelievable!

Coming up next, _Who Took the Cello_ ?

"he found glasses the right prescription" HAHAHAHAH. Don't you hate laughter put in older tv shows?

Claudia Winkleman is adorable

No dignity if the Wombles are around 😆

i unironically do the chucking across the room thing. Works like a charm if ur iq isnt single digit

🤓🙋‍♂️👍

It REALLY annoys me when the audience laugh when Reginald Delicious Hunter says his dad's name is Homer. I don't know why it bothers me so much.

2:11 nikal gayi mohe taat praai