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Пікірлер: 4 000
Michal is truly relatable, he knows about my crippling fear of women 😭.
@BarcelonaFan3213
Жыл бұрын
I only like me-
@kendi5391
Жыл бұрын
Women aren't scary, they go down after being with a crowbar twice
@coolyesyesepic
Жыл бұрын
@@Pyler... just stop u make me want to drop kick u in the face
@ikbeer9971
Жыл бұрын
@@kendi5391i see better results with my 9mm and bag of rope
@lilriddy1327
Жыл бұрын
@@Pyler...shut up bot nobody actually gives a shit
Bro so humble he only referenced himself once
@justatable5079
Жыл бұрын
well dam he actually told the truth
@imperialproductions3060
Жыл бұрын
Now that is a comeback
@BrookesDaddiesMommy
Жыл бұрын
yea I saw the wallet too
@harrypotter9679
Жыл бұрын
My jaw dropped
@CatzOnTop
Жыл бұрын
Now this, this is the best roast I've ever seen this year. Truly marvelous.
I haven't seen the whole short but I know the last thing is my virginity 💀💀 I am famous
@glitchmasterd5908
10 ай бұрын
yes the comments spoil the video for us!1!1
@DDoodles_
10 ай бұрын
@@glitchmasterd5908is the punchline that hard to predict
@BV_02
10 ай бұрын
@@glitchmasterd5908they dont, he is just a tad bit predictable sometimes
@0nyx_luv
10 ай бұрын
@@glitchmasterd5908 Maybe if you don’t want spoilers, Don’t look in the comment section! Crazy, Right!? 😮😮😮
@okezfrngl
10 ай бұрын
same 😭😭 before it even got to the 3rd thing i said virginity out loud
As a 13 year old who cannot legally lose my virginity I see this as an absolute win
@9cloudrachel207
10 ай бұрын
Hahahahahahaa
@riyas_sunglasses
10 ай бұрын
Move to Phillipines 🗿
@bkhjiofboston
10 ай бұрын
fr
@bkhjiofboston
10 ай бұрын
@@riyas_sunglasses😶
@plushpun5721
10 ай бұрын
Same
The most majestic being to walk the earth
@ItzGabby1330
Жыл бұрын
100th like 🎉
@xaitydoesstuff
Жыл бұрын
no?
@LeagueOLuck
Жыл бұрын
@@xaitydoesstuffyes
@whyuglazingme
Жыл бұрын
You watching the game today?
@d.t.b.706
Жыл бұрын
Glazing ahh
Michael is truly a human.
@purplefriend842
11 ай бұрын
4.my brain cells at school
@Beatboxnot
11 ай бұрын
@@purplefriend842#5 my di
@GojoSatoru0014
11 ай бұрын
"If you can't get a woman get a man" -a random ass guy in the sewer
@Lebzzzz
11 ай бұрын
@@GojoSatoru0014 "I guess it will do, just a glizzy will make no difference" -Down Bad Guy
@AndreuszVII
11 ай бұрын
Or is he?
Michael is so majestic
@larrygamage3001
7 ай бұрын
Bro glazing
Can’t lose what you don’t have 😏
He's too majestic for us plebs Ong
@thisiconisactuallygoofysfa9960
Жыл бұрын
@@Pyler...shut up
@coolyesyesepic
Жыл бұрын
@@Pyler... stop replying the same thing
@bananawafer7988
Жыл бұрын
“Pleb” is the word i didnt hear for a loooooooong time..
@ZombsTheBot
Жыл бұрын
@@coolyesyesepic ong
@user-wx2kp1zp4t
Жыл бұрын
@@bananawafer7988bro same
I knew immediately what it was gonna be when I saw the caption, he’s too relatable and majestic for us, we don’t deserve him
@1onik1onik
Жыл бұрын
Facts
@_Doratheexplorer_
Жыл бұрын
Frr☠️
@hiloliminvisible
Жыл бұрын
bro rick rolled me by his profile
@adelalmohtaseb5261
Жыл бұрын
fr
@cheezyGTag
Жыл бұрын
ayo, same
As an asexual, I see this as an absolute win
me being ace: I see this as an absolute win
If you feel that you lost everything, just remember your virginity.
@klennkidro912
11 ай бұрын
Definitely
@repostgrandhall
11 ай бұрын
Can’t have shit in Detroit
@microwave856
11 ай бұрын
@@repostgrandhall🥴
@elithemasteryt3089
11 ай бұрын
Bro wdym I live in Alabama
@S.J.M8
11 ай бұрын
The prison showers:
Bro really just roasted the entire Reddit community
@Cloudation1
11 ай бұрын
Penis
@theleakedgroup
11 ай бұрын
Poor Reddit Community. 💀
@faithxz
11 ай бұрын
😔🔫
@user-ze6zn4qi3y
11 ай бұрын
🤯
@user-wr2nw9xj3e
11 ай бұрын
As a Redditor myself, I can confirm
Bro roasted the entirety of reddit😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
Bro called us single in 420 languages 💀
“Friendly fire will not be tolerated”💀💀💀
@Yoriichi698
11 ай бұрын
💀
@Bananaery
11 ай бұрын
Nahhh the comeback
@Helpy_BR
11 ай бұрын
☠️
@viktortheknight
11 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@widojay2048
11 ай бұрын
The burn! He’ll end up like Hiroshima after that
I knew that was coming 😭✋
@Neveah_Star
11 ай бұрын
Same 😂
@SlaterLaterAlligator
10 ай бұрын
The second I saw “what you can never lose” I knew it lol
@rimostle
10 ай бұрын
I saw it miles away
@im_STXQMY
10 ай бұрын
Same 😀
@Darwizzy-FTBL
10 ай бұрын
Samee
bro owns this song at this point 💀
Bro moved on to a WHOLE new level
So humble, he only mentioned himself once
@averagetag86
11 ай бұрын
Lmao
Bro took "I got nothing to lose" to a whole new level 💀💀
@sairishigangarapu9670
11 ай бұрын
We winning never loosing
Aw that one coming 😭
Bro roasted 99.999999% of the people in earth💀
He knows his audience so well 😭🤧
@profile3921
10 ай бұрын
too well 💀💀
Bros so humble to put himself on the picture 🙏🙏😭😭😭😭🗣️
"U can't lose your wallet " Romanian: I'm boutta do a pro gamer move
Felt that coming faster than the dinosaurs could react to a rock 🫣
I predicted what he said 💀💀💀
Bro is the most majestic guy you will ever see F**k my notifications
@babyaaru7668
Жыл бұрын
Bro yall are overeating h like " 😩 Michael is the most majestic man alive 😩
@babyaaru7668
Жыл бұрын
Him*
@antinixsupernova
Жыл бұрын
Bro who needs women if i have him
@goobienub
11 ай бұрын
Bro got 100 likes and thinks he’s popular💀
@alwayseverythingg
11 ай бұрын
Guess ur notifications aren’t virgin anymore
I knew right after seeing the title what 3 would be
True, because a winner never loses anything 💪💪💪💪
Michael holds everyone to his standards, what a thoughtful and majestic man.
Michael is the most relatable human on the planet 💀
as a guy who lost everything i see this is an aboslute win.
1 and 2 Romanians: "And i took that personally"
Michael could never lose his ability to rizz me up every video
Wow Michael is just so wise I want to be just like him when I grow up he is everyone’s idol
@jjettasprodzzz
Жыл бұрын
hop off 😭
@kanYe_2007G
Жыл бұрын
@@jjettasprodzzzYOU HOP OFF DONT TALK TO MICHEAL LIKE THAT NIGGA!!!!
@coolyesyesepic
Жыл бұрын
@@Pyler... i swear if i see one more of the same reply
I saw it coming from a mile away, yet still watched the whole thing
The fact the last 2 shorts I watch was the same song
He knows his community so much that even I predicted what he was gonna say
@bhanuvanukuri6218
11 ай бұрын
Same
@anotheryoutuber2819
11 ай бұрын
same bro
@Alright281
11 ай бұрын
He has minors in his community
@Ornament_4
11 ай бұрын
@@Alright281 like me
Just more proof he is the most realistic human of all time
You got me on the third one 😭
I knew what it was the moment the short pulled up 😂
Michael is the type of guy to never lose his virginity because he doesn't lose 💀💀
blud tried to sneak wallet, keys in and thought we wouldnt notice 💀
@LeBonBon624
11 ай бұрын
I know right
I knew the virginity crap was coming 😂😂😂😂😂
"People can't lose your car keys" People with dementia:
This is truly the nicest thing Michael has ever said
Yes im a Man of Christ who waits for his wife 💯
@energyeditz312
Жыл бұрын
W
@Coasterboi1
Жыл бұрын
@@energyeditz312 bro why did it translate to “in” 😭
@energyeditz312
Жыл бұрын
@@Coasterboi1 💀
@klennkidro912
11 ай бұрын
w
@smelly3772
11 ай бұрын
Same but i'm waiting for a husband
True, the first 2 can relate, need those, but the last one, oh so true, like that's so relatable that if a girl ask me out I'd say to reconsider first, but if she still insist I'd pay her not to
Thanks for the reminder
Most anticipated comeback of all time from Michael.
Since women don’t like me I’m moving onto the HOMIES, the MEN.
So true. Thats cuz i never lose
Seeing an Australian wallet picture in a Michael Storen video caught me off guard
He really knows what hes doing💀
Michael is so majestic I can’t-
As a Romanian l see the first 2 options as a big win.
BRO THIS GY CAME ON MY FYP 10TIMES BRO
Micheal is literally like a mental health doctor
Dang bro knows what he doing what a humble man
Bro did us dirty💀
Honestly this is a compliment for me, thanks bro!
Michael is so relatable!
@neo_cosmic
Жыл бұрын
@@Pyler... k
I KNEW HE WAS GONNA SAY THAT😭😭
Love ur videos man u r a legend
Most majestic being to ever live
He's so majestic I can't even comprehend how majestic he is fr
@herfrlll
Жыл бұрын
Are you calling Michael a beautiful, powerful person..?
I say that’s an absolute WIN 😆👌
Michael is truly the most person to ever
He is so nice, glad to know he is noticing that I have been keeping track of things!
As a person who has lost his keys multiple times I see this as an absolute win
that’s very funny cause I have lost all of these but number 3 multiple times
I can feel his majesticness coming inside of me
@communisthitler666
Жыл бұрын
So you somehow lost the 3rd thing?
@MegaTornado-u9m
Жыл бұрын
pause
Michael fr be blaming his own problems on us😂😂
@jocelynuy2922
10 ай бұрын
Isn’t this just a simplified version of my comment…….? *the anomaly plays*
@Dezintezao
10 ай бұрын
@@jocelynuy2922 Bro I don't care nobody stole your comment
mfs who never lose:
I KNEW HE WAS GONNA SAY THAT!!! 😂😂
I got so excited to see an Australian $50 note in the wallet, it’s like getting a shout out 😭😭😭
Michael really knowing More about us than we know about ourselves
@Pyler...
Жыл бұрын
Omg Michael commented on my recent video 🥺
@Payback65
Жыл бұрын
@@Pyler... you got any hobbies
Always with you bro ❤
I’ve lost all but the last one
As an asexual, I see this as an win
@rebunicornshorts7450
10 ай бұрын
Same
True men never lose anything
@lolamera540
10 ай бұрын
Not even weight
As a girl who got teased to play 7 minutes in heaven, this is an absolute win 💀
Leave me alone man I’m almost there 😢
never let them know you’re next move.. you don’t have a wallet,pair of keys,or virginity🗿🍷
@AlienVecna
11 ай бұрын
Fucking a bitch before getting a wallet 🔥
@douglasszitoo
11 ай бұрын
Thats me.
@mosalah11thegoat
11 ай бұрын
bro lost his virginity 💀💀💀 skill issue
@douglasszitoo
11 ай бұрын
Nah kidding bro..
@AMBUSHRL
10 ай бұрын
@@mosalah11thegoatimagine losing 💀💀💀i could never
when I saw the title I knew what I was getting myself into
I knew what he was gonna say befo he even said it lol
I was literally thinking this as soon as the vid started 😂😂😂😂
“It’s because I don’t lose. All I do is win.” DJ Khaled
Thanks For The Tips Im Never Gonna Lose Any Of Those!
i knew he was gon talk abt virginity
i read this video like my 7th grade biology book
I’m Australia to- 🤨
I KNEW YOUD SAY THAT AT THE LAST PART 😭😭😭 And ur right...
Actually as a person who lost there virginity to my grandma I see this as a absolute win
I saw it coming miles away...
Bro called me single in 300 different languages
saw that one coming 🥲