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Mark: Tells time staps for jumpscares. Me: Dementia
@ParodyDictum
4 жыл бұрын
13:33 23:33
@mainmadness4423
4 жыл бұрын
ps4 gamer 0:33
@itsphoenix2721
4 жыл бұрын
Halo Runner meeee
@addy_mae6697
4 жыл бұрын
ps4 gamer thank you I was scrolling through the comments cause I forgot😂
@1-2-3-help4
4 жыл бұрын
The second and last ones actually got me
"NO MUMBO JUMBO!" *a wild mumbo jumbo cries in the distance*
@ashlin_404
4 жыл бұрын
Is that Mumbo Jumbo AFK?
@legacyofcaine363
4 жыл бұрын
Did he take the mustache away?
@sirpickle2347
4 жыл бұрын
Is he perhaps running for mayor?
@angelsootspirit
4 жыл бұрын
Was he asking grumbot?
@catmanlegions
4 жыл бұрын
Cries in mayoral diamonds
I love how Lixien's editing almost makes this channel seem more like a duo instead of a solo.
@hat7475
2 жыл бұрын
ikr :D
Mark: warning us about the jumpscares Me: is that the unus annus clock in the background
@galaxygirlg2605
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂yea
@JaysBeenSoGoodThisYear
4 жыл бұрын
same!
@pucamisc
4 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment lol. Subconscious reminder after the year is up?
@connerolson3320
3 жыл бұрын
I watched this after Unus Annus' year was over and its physical embodiment vanished from KZread
@historyliker
3 жыл бұрын
I was just about to come to the comments and say that
I love the range in Mark's voice whenever he's scared.
@leonardospechtmartins4318
4 жыл бұрын
Even when he's desperate it's really funny
@toastt_
4 жыл бұрын
Same it’s really funny
@lorveingxoxo2387
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah😂🤣
@mangalord4267
4 жыл бұрын
Markipler: *enters tiny box Tim on high pitched drugs voice* gibberish that isn't intelligible Me: *also super scared* schmeh hems meshach a goobda No one: they speaks the language of gods
@Christi20Venter
4 жыл бұрын
Aryma Rawat 💀☠️😈👹👻
Mark: Telling us the times of jumpscares Me: *Frantically checking the time each 13 seconds*
@cesia4462
4 жыл бұрын
Me too x,d
@zs4941
4 жыл бұрын
Yu're a damn psychic😂😂😂
@noahdowdy4182
4 жыл бұрын
I thought the third jump scare was at 20:30 so I got confused when it didn't happen 😂
@soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747
4 жыл бұрын
👻
@chalkr0se13_
4 жыл бұрын
Soulless Pinkamena & Pinkamena Diane Pie CHEESUS CHRIST!!!!! DON’T DO THAT!! YOu scared me there bud.
I like how Lixian subtitles every ridiculous thing mark says like “why am I breathing “
@hat7475
2 жыл бұрын
anything to add the energy and for the deaf people :D
@Jadeddoxy
2 жыл бұрын
fr
During Jumpscares- Mark: •o• To Be Continued- Mark: •0•
@stupidteenager7407
3 жыл бұрын
•0•
@qwq4535
3 жыл бұрын
•0•
@trizello
3 жыл бұрын
•0•
@breannavertigan9132
3 жыл бұрын
*o*
@RinitaChan
3 жыл бұрын
•0•
Mark: telling us when some of the jumpscares will be me: checking the timestamp every 3 seconds
@zeldacrafter4578
4 жыл бұрын
basically
@themadman6310
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@oreneplummer
4 жыл бұрын
i didnt think i would be checking but i am
@ingrowntoenail_s4829
4 жыл бұрын
relatable
@kasper9300
4 жыл бұрын
Same
Mark: You wil probaly forget about the jumpscares... Me: You underestimate my paranoia...
@birb9915
4 жыл бұрын
I’m scared
@smileyboi1125
4 жыл бұрын
lol
@bighitlyric3991
3 жыл бұрын
And yet I forgot anyway lmao his antics I swear make you forget anything
@joeleonhart559
3 жыл бұрын
Comments help to remind me 👍🏾
@frisktrocity9836
3 жыл бұрын
Sammee
The 3 scary games series just wouldn’t be the same with out Lixian
@char.willy009
3 жыл бұрын
Ye
@xanderw3889
3 жыл бұрын
yeah
@rahmat4848
3 жыл бұрын
@Atticus Miller 🚼😳
@rahmat4848
3 жыл бұрын
@@char.willy009 🚼😳
@rahmat4848
3 жыл бұрын
@@xanderw3889 🚼😳
Mark: "It might may have been morder. Moidah." Me: "Mordor?"
@thatoneguy2468
3 жыл бұрын
Nah then he would need to destroy a ring
@insomniaxe
3 жыл бұрын
4:33
@loki4807
9 ай бұрын
My friends you bow to no one.
"This is Dementia.. I'm guessing it's a game about dementia." Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor.
@Zestisonline
4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes this plastic is made out of plastic
@goldexperience8709
4 жыл бұрын
buon giorno
@navia_png6939
4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes Mark is made out of Mark
@amberhill1269
4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the wall is made of wall
@emptyland5016
4 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes this flesh is made of flesh.
mark: here's jumpscares at these times my memory: *would it be funny if i just...forgot?*
@soysoytechnologies3141
4 жыл бұрын
Its even funnier if you forgot it and the jumpscare came off and gave you anxiety for 4 years
@cameronnekerekian1712
4 жыл бұрын
LMaooooo
@KonnaroTaro
4 жыл бұрын
True
@iamdisappointed3445
4 жыл бұрын
Whenever jump scares happen I always look at the camera of Markiplier to see any glitches happen to 2016 antisepticeye has taught me
6:07 toph when sokka forgets she’s blind
@hat7475
2 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHAH OMG
18:55 I've heard strange noises, thought I was actually hallucinating for a second, but my phone heard em too. Weird noises coming from the walls. Well, I set up a spinning plate trap in the attic, and guess what? Four mice in a single night, little fellas were crawling through the holes that used to house the old power lines, and honestly, I'm surprised neither came in through the hole for the TV cable that leads from the attic straight to my bedroom. Welp, now they live in a box, that's that.
This is a game called Dementia. I think it’s got something to do with dementia. Way to go mark, keep it up bud.
@thrifty8649
4 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏
@mt-3956
4 жыл бұрын
69 likes, it must remain untouched
@zaok970
4 жыл бұрын
**villainous flashbacks**
@user-br5gs5bg1t
4 жыл бұрын
English teachers would be so proud with that inferring
@poccymocha529
4 жыл бұрын
“You’re doing great, sweetie”
Me: why is he telling us the jumpscares? *suddenly panics when i realise the video is on 28 seconds and he said the first jumpscare is at 33*
@lanorris_reed3909
4 жыл бұрын
XD
@bigdrako3005
4 жыл бұрын
Me too😂😂
@alandude9311
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@bassbeat2536
4 жыл бұрын
same as soon as he said "something you've forgotton"
@crazyleber0185
4 жыл бұрын
😂
Mark: *tells us when exactly the jump scares are gonna be* Me: *frantically writes them down cuz I'm not looking to get jump scared at **3:34** in the morning*
@separatedfox
4 жыл бұрын
Tbh 3:33 am would have been better
@panielrosebud
3 жыл бұрын
*my obsession follows me i see*
@kim-xn1qu
2 жыл бұрын
3:21 am here lmao
@AH-vu8pv
Жыл бұрын
2:31 here xD glad we’re all in this together
"You might forget-" My hyperfocus: Is that a c h a l l e n g e
6:48 Mark: Speak up if you'd like to murder me. Demon: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH*
@anarchist4405
4 жыл бұрын
NO DONT SPEAK UP!!!!!
@arlomonteron7705
4 жыл бұрын
E
Mark: EaT mY AsS!!!!! Me: *blank stares at screen trying to remember when the last time I ate anything*
@kitty0576
4 жыл бұрын
y-you should eat then, Kris
@krisbaskins5773
4 жыл бұрын
@@kitty0576 I have lol
@urmother2090
4 жыл бұрын
Are u trying to say that you genuinely considered it
@stupidteenager7407
3 жыл бұрын
hm bro are you *GAY?*
@lexo6987
3 жыл бұрын
Eat them buns
Markiplier: talks about not going in random doors. Also Markiplier: attempts to open every door.
Mark: “0:33 and 13:33 and 23:33 are jumpscares” Me: **holds breath through **3:33****
@august7177
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks pal
@dandely00n49
4 жыл бұрын
@@august7177 wut?
@zaok970
4 жыл бұрын
thanks for saving us
@Scp8531
4 жыл бұрын
u didnt know about the one at 8:46
@dandely00n49
4 жыл бұрын
@@zaok970 dude, he didn't save no one, Mark literally said where the screamers were at the start of the video
"In exactly 33 seconds there will be a jumpscare." Translation: "You are already dead."
@Titanic-wo6bq
4 жыл бұрын
NANI!?!?!?
@nighthawklabs2352
4 жыл бұрын
Omae wa mou shindiu
@thundertroop1098
4 жыл бұрын
Mokey:OMAE WA MOU SHIIIINDEIROU
@diobuthesconfused7507
4 жыл бұрын
Nani
@SomeSCP--withInternetaccess
4 жыл бұрын
What translator you usin’? XD for the people that don’t know I’m joking-
Mark: at 13:33 there will be another jumpscare Ad at 13:33 HELLO THERE
@someonesomewhere9973
3 жыл бұрын
Another ad: General Kenobi!
@explosion1704
3 жыл бұрын
The scariest jumpscare is a sudden ad
Mark:"No,Mumbo jumbo!" Mumbo: who has summoned the almighty one
@camocrocs1490
4 жыл бұрын
oh m y
@smileyboi1125
4 жыл бұрын
Wait when did he say that?
@strawbz_saintz
3 жыл бұрын
M O U S T A C H E
@juiceboxcrusader3119
3 жыл бұрын
look what you've done mark, you summoned a god
@Unoriginal_Fox
2 жыл бұрын
*EEKUM BOKUM*
Mark and Lixian's interactions make everything 100 times more entertaining.
@fazekickstand5692
4 жыл бұрын
Facts
Me: **isn’t scared of jump scares as long as I know** Also me: **M I N D O F A G O L D F I S H**
@Manofthemusics
4 жыл бұрын
Goldfish can actually never forget anything for there entire life
@xellusions
4 жыл бұрын
(Heh 69th like) for some reason I get scared by jump scares if I know they’re coming or I feel like one is going to come soon O.o
@madik1834
4 жыл бұрын
@@Manofthemusics I think he was just making a joke :/
@artsyveii
4 жыл бұрын
My mind: *Septiplier*
@elliotnordin8584
4 жыл бұрын
@@Manofthemusics I'm terribly sorry but... r/whooosh
Watching this post unus annus the clock sound is legit about to make me cry
@Kneec4ps
3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say
"I'm too much of a genius to be beaten by the likes of you, Light!" So Mark is L?
Never thought I'd ever see Lixian without hair. Yet, here we are.
@kalysian
4 жыл бұрын
Annus you glad you saw him? 👀
@jonathanOschlaepfer
4 жыл бұрын
Annus Clan
@ninjababy7273
4 жыл бұрын
Unus's always have the best puns.
@megu0609
4 жыл бұрын
I read this while taking an Unus from my Annus
@heartlessunfunnychild9775
4 жыл бұрын
Boo
These days, my favorite thing about Mark's videos are his "interactions" with Lixian
@macklinillustration
4 жыл бұрын
It's funny and I like how Mark actually pauses to give Lixian time to respond so the interactions feel natural. Great job Lixian 👏
@user-ru3mh7hl6k
4 жыл бұрын
Helen Macklin he doesn’t if you look really closely at 22:07 you can see that it froze, but either way it’s still wholesome
@eileenespringer420
4 жыл бұрын
Me to tho
@thepickleofdestiny4536
4 жыл бұрын
I adore lixian,he's a delight!I subscribed to him not too long ago because I was very curious how those two met.from what I gathered in one of lixians videos was that Mark trusted a random stranger that happened to be a fan of him to help edit his videos.i believe he's Portuguese too and that he likes making two-dimensional scrolling type games but he's of course dabbled in three-dimensional game making.i think his interactions with Mark are hilarious,he really made Mark's videos better!I wonder if they'll ever met IRL if they haven't already.
@jotarokujo3519
4 жыл бұрын
Who tf is lixian
Lights : flickering Mark : I can do that too!
17:28 is a reversed and looped part of the song “I love Beijing Tianenmen” Don’t ask how I have this information, I just play a lot of video games.
@Verrskel
4 жыл бұрын
The year 1997 has arrived.
@theromanempyre2718
4 жыл бұрын
X1-Alpha Crime Fighter he could be referring to that game or a more darker game
@themanthelegend1542
4 жыл бұрын
The Roman Empyre Hong Kong 97?
@smileyboi1125
4 жыл бұрын
How do you know this
@jax2353
3 жыл бұрын
thank you i was actually looking for what that was in reverse
When he used the clock sound I immediately thought of Unus Annus
@galacticstar4260
4 жыл бұрын
Same 😆
@SirSkelebone
4 жыл бұрын
i wounder if he's trying rip another book atm
@loodgack
4 жыл бұрын
way too big mood
@tobyyyyu
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@TeenBanana
4 жыл бұрын
Reverse
“This game is called dementia I’m guessing it’s about dementia” Every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes
@muskett2350
4 жыл бұрын
Hmm yes, the floor in here is made out of floor.
@theitalianstallion973
4 жыл бұрын
Muskett 23 we use our feet to walk
@amartasancalazuardisanca3909
4 жыл бұрын
"People die if they are killed"
@jacobbranham9015
4 жыл бұрын
we look to see
@churchillwang4269
4 жыл бұрын
Oh and did you know that whenever you're sick, you feel sick?
4:37 just made me realize how much Mark sounds like Lucifer and now i can't unhear it, help
Thumbnail: Has eerie glowing eyes, creepy smile, _no nose_ Yep, its confirmed, Markiplier *is* Jeff the killer
@gingiber_1397
3 жыл бұрын
My immediate thought was voldemort
@graciepowers2430
3 жыл бұрын
yea or voldemort lmao
Mark: *tells when is the jumpscares* Me: write that down, write that down!
@madster01
4 жыл бұрын
meh
@seriousperson2065
4 жыл бұрын
Remember that one! Remember that one!
@emreeward1714
4 жыл бұрын
@soviet cheese thanks
@saphiraluxray9606
4 жыл бұрын
Patrick: *Aggressively writes down Tic Tac Toe* AAAAUUUUUAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH
@seanofdoom7363
4 жыл бұрын
@soviet cheese 27:31
22:01 Mark: "Take your hair off" Lixian during editing: "Why would you do this to me?"
Mark: *talks about you forgetting the jump scare* Few seconds later - DEMENTIA
21:08 I can’t be the only one who thought that said “Jared”
@bandibandibandibandi
3 жыл бұрын
Because it does? I think? Oh wait it doesn't
@strawbz_saintz
3 жыл бұрын
Ugh, Jared. (This is a joke in a fandom if you get it you get it)
I can’t believe I literally forgot the jump scares like a second after hearing it
@loganrodriguez1782
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@caedmonrussell515
4 жыл бұрын
Lol same my fellow annus
@mathiasbasse9553
4 жыл бұрын
I Could remember the first Two of them
@RaifuEnthusiast
4 жыл бұрын
Should've jumped to all 3 times for a triple heart attack (unless you're like me & Mark cured your fear of jump scares, or at least mostly)
@Glep-thatsmallgreenguy
4 жыл бұрын
Ahh greetings fellow Annus
Lixian just makes the whole damn thing better and the “ 3 scary games” episodes just get funnier and funnier because of the editing that Lixian does. LIXIAN, YOUR THE BEST!!!!!!
@englishus2969
4 жыл бұрын
Lixian's the best what?
@chicasparkle5346
4 жыл бұрын
Jackson Root editor
@cptnfarmer158
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think that Lixian is the editor I think lixian is an animator
@jbavdoyan
4 жыл бұрын
@@cptnfarmer158 He's both
@zeldacrafter4578
4 жыл бұрын
@@cptnfarmer158 He is indeed both
- Mark: Tells time staps for jumpscares - Me: Dementia
Lmao!!! “WHY DOES A CURIOSITY BUTTON GOTTA END WITH HALF YOUR STAFF DYING???!”
Mark: why am I breathing? Me: it would be concerning if you weren’t
@justindevitt1566
4 жыл бұрын
What's At 13:33?
@SmeagstheGremlin
4 жыл бұрын
DEATH
@Snakeywakeywhenever
4 жыл бұрын
😆
@SpaceGhostz_0.0
4 жыл бұрын
"I have no idea how to breathe"
@cibbyahodwot651
4 жыл бұрын
@@SpaceGhostz_0.0 hahaha... Good old times.
Mark: *tells us when jump scares are* Me: *immediately forgets*
@CatzRuleGaming
4 жыл бұрын
0:33 13:33 23:33 Try not to forget again ok?
@asid5067
4 жыл бұрын
@Stimulmechaship 98 I literally laughed at the first one.
@Astromaniac8802
4 жыл бұрын
You may have Dementia
@serronemendoza6997
4 жыл бұрын
@Stimulmechaship 98 ur pfp is cool
@alphaaufa1890
4 жыл бұрын
@@CatzRuleGaming are you a mom friend to your group of friends because your comment emits mom friend energy
I am so paranoid about those jumpscares.
Every time. When I get jumpscared, instead of screaming I jump and shake a little, almost like I'm getting a controlled shock! 😂😂😂
@finn_in_the_bin5263
4 жыл бұрын
i pull back my fist like i'm about to punch something and get bad chest pain lmao
@yourtearsaremyfuel6066
3 жыл бұрын
I hit the thing that scared me with full force it's bad when people are just scaring you bad thing I'm short
mark: literally tells you when the jump scares are me: forgets 2 seconds after he says the time mark: you'll probably forget me: jokes on you i already have
@ABBIEMAY1994
4 жыл бұрын
the one at 13:33 Got me bad xD Just watching nice and calm them BAM FUCK then i remembered he told me when they were lmao
@avidday2148
4 жыл бұрын
lmao i actually caught em all lol
@cyanwilliams8941
4 жыл бұрын
@@ABBIEMAY1994 same i wa sitting on the edge of my bed watching and at 13:33 i fell off🤣
@part6601
4 жыл бұрын
never challenge what you don't know: 6:46
mark: why am i breathing?? me: * concerned *
@bibowhoffman457
4 жыл бұрын
Why are any of us breathing, really? * Existentialist screech *
@ezekiel3062
4 жыл бұрын
@Node Microsystems Wait, hold on.. .. *Why do you know about that?*
@jehfvhsuhireuffhrwiufhm9504
4 жыл бұрын
Breathing can lead to death dummy
@midnight-hq4zg
4 жыл бұрын
@Node Microsystems *how do you know that?*
@trueloverhn
4 жыл бұрын
@@jehfvhsuhireuffhrwiufhm9504 ?
"I'm out of run" Imma use that
20:51 Buff for frickin frackin frak me XD
@ObsidianAnimation2112
3 жыл бұрын
👌
Mark: speak up if you’d like to murder me Spirits: *a-* mark: NO DONT SPEAK UP SHUT UP GO AWAY DONT TALK TO ME!
@necromancer8725
4 жыл бұрын
Spirits: *The fuck did I do to you?*
@Pumqkin_Pie
4 жыл бұрын
@@necromancer8725 u looked at him the wrong way
@dokiedesire8674
4 жыл бұрын
@@Pumqkin_Pie Y E S
@ArmdShark
4 жыл бұрын
·Dokie Desire· no u
@dokiedesire8674
4 жыл бұрын
@@ArmdShark what that doesn't make sense sweetie.
Lixian: *takes hair off like a hat* Mark: See? Lixian: *rage intensifies*
@Zenendos
4 жыл бұрын
neat headass
@user-wn3sl8oc6i
4 жыл бұрын
J-Jotaro?
Bald Lixian slugging spit down caught me so much😂🤣😂
I'm actually extremely grateful for the jumpscare warnings. They trigger panic attacks and the feelings last all night haha
"Why am I breathing?" Is the best possible question I've ever heard.
@nora4241
4 жыл бұрын
Said no one ever
@flamingcat1101
4 жыл бұрын
I don't know how to breath
@snakebite8834
4 жыл бұрын
Why am I breathing
@snakebite8834
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@koi6140
4 жыл бұрын
lol so true
Mark: "in 33 seconds there will be a jumspcare" Me: *pauses the video* You fool!! After 33 seconds my wardrobe door begins to open by itself...
@matty4264
4 жыл бұрын
cap
Mark: At these time stamps there will be jump scares. Advertisements: It's Free Real Estate
Mark, my brother used to watch you all the time when he was little (around 7-8 years old). He totally got me into watching your videos. Although he’s now almost 14 and has new interests now, I still watch your videos cause you play really well and you’re hilarious. I enjoy your channel. Thank you for the entertainment!
"This is denentia, i'm guessing it's a game about dementia" Us: Ö
@HeyItsDamien
4 жыл бұрын
69th like also, hm, yes, this dementia is about dementia
@Grey_World1
4 жыл бұрын
"Why am I breathing?"-Markiplier 2020 you see M, Carbon Based Lifeforms -or CBLs for short need an ample continuous supply of oxygen to live. Otherwise they will likely cease vital functions. My souce? I speak Glavin. Apologies for the formatting error!
@meteorytekrenaryte
4 жыл бұрын
Denentia?
@cammycam351
4 жыл бұрын
@@meteorytekrenaryte ok smartass I'm sure you know what he meant
Mark :” Speak up if you wanna murder me” Unseen demon: neeeh Mark: “SHUT UP SHUT UP”
@itsphoenix2721
4 жыл бұрын
Nugget 😂
@gerardvankrevelen3693
4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@theartisticemo7476
4 жыл бұрын
Looooooool
@necromancer8725
4 жыл бұрын
Demon: *cries*
12:14 Markiplier: "Damian Priest" Me: EPIC THEME MUSIC STARTS PLAYING IN MY HEAD
The parts with Lixian is somehow almost always my favourite moments in every episode. It's funny af.
Mark: "You'll probably forget about that jumpscare." Me: "Jokes on you, now I'll just be thinking about the jumpscare and not paying attention to the gameplay at all...Wait does this mean I lose?"
@Bxs.23
4 жыл бұрын
Meatball Maestro wrong 0:33 13:33 23:33 lmao you say they are memorable as you forget them
@a_carroll
4 жыл бұрын
I MADE IT 69 LIKES! (ik I'm immature)
@sheldontaylor7727
4 жыл бұрын
Bas Fn im scared for the last one it hasn’t cane yet
@goldieeegal6640
4 жыл бұрын
What jumpscare?
@themilkman9935
4 жыл бұрын
They weren't scary tho
I absolutely love the comedic interactions between Mark and Lixian. 😂
12:04 *this is the story of a man named stanley*
Mark: *sees something perfectly in the dark* me: WhErE dA sCarY
"This game is called dementia I'm guessing it's about dementia" Earth's rotation really makes my day
@moosteryy
4 жыл бұрын
He's got a point.
@pobblebonk8468
4 жыл бұрын
every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
@Skully8068
4 жыл бұрын
I read that as soon as he said it lol
@Aurochhunter
4 жыл бұрын
In 7 days time that’s going to be a week joke.
@tired_artist9239
4 жыл бұрын
For every year in Africa, 365 days pass in England
I love how calming his voice is during a scary game, I'd be hyperventilating 😂
That door slamming reaction he had made me laugh so hard my childhood asthma came back! *Weeze laughs*
**Mark doing the intro** My anxiety: Hey- just gonna sit next to you for 27 minutes and 59 seconds.
@jotarokujo530
4 жыл бұрын
"It'll be fun they said"
@keyakku935
4 жыл бұрын
*anxiety walks through the door after hearing this, walks proudly, smug, and sly over next to you and rests anxieties arm on your shoulder* "hey buddy, sounds like we're gonna have a fun time, feel free to worry and feel anxious about them jump scares you already forgotten about"
@crimsonstone3627
4 жыл бұрын
My anxiety after the video: Hey ya mind if I just follow u around for a while? Maybe for the rest of your life?
'speak up if you'd like to murder me!' *Speaks up* 'No don't speak up! Shut up! Go away! I don't want to talk to you!'
@magicx9062
4 жыл бұрын
This was my favorite part 🤣🤣
@evanrobert175
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@fatimafahad2183
4 жыл бұрын
@@magicx9062 same
"Why am I breathing?" I ask that question to myself many times.
7:48 What children think during hide and seek when they just close thier eyes instead of hiding somewhere.
3 scary games is just a way for mark to have fun with lixian at this point
@vertnation4902
4 жыл бұрын
And there's nothing wrong with that.
@derengalios8785
4 жыл бұрын
Its the best
@DeathJ0ckey
4 жыл бұрын
@@vertnation4902 And *Everyone liked that*
@LUCiVEN
4 жыл бұрын
And? I love it
@Cat_is_dead888
4 жыл бұрын
and we're here for that (: honestly though I'm enjoying it so much. one of my favourite things the channel has those days.
Everyone else: writes down jumpscare times My tired-ass self: *forgets almost immediately*
@jayy2908
4 жыл бұрын
I don't even write them down lol
@lewisprogramming4215
4 жыл бұрын
Everyone gets jump scared anyway
@froggykarma9692
4 жыл бұрын
I just kept it in my head but still got scared
@trangtrinh712
4 жыл бұрын
I skipped it 🥺
5:15 Me: *Sudden realization* Also me: You know, this reminds me of- Five nights at candy's 3"The rat and cat". When the little girl has to follow a path in her dreamscape and if she steps to far into the darkness, she faces the wrath of the rat.. Anyone else? … Just me?.. ;-;
@dkjcb3993
3 жыл бұрын
No, I can assure you that is actually exactly what I thought of as soon as he entered the room. smart minds think alike, eh?
mark: complains about sensitivity also mark: not changing it
MARK: “there will be 3 jumpscare” People : “ok” Lixian: “na I will and another one at 8:46”
@brookemadden3382
4 жыл бұрын
He wants to have fun too lol
@Therealjdrizkill
4 жыл бұрын
that one didn’t do it for me;tbh
@lucasmiller3850
4 жыл бұрын
3rd
@MonkiEatBanana
4 жыл бұрын
That was a little baby stinky poopy jumpscare
@CallMeGood1
4 жыл бұрын
That tiny scream tho
Mark: “WHY AM I BREATHING?” To live mark, but you probably wouldn’t know that
@lucasjones2527
4 жыл бұрын
not funny
@theeverythingbagels4249
4 жыл бұрын
Lucas Jones very funny
@Flob2
4 жыл бұрын
@@theeverythingbagels4249 Extremely funny.
@ardhan6610
4 жыл бұрын
@@Flob2 Unbelievably funny
@Dondo_Golden_Rose
4 жыл бұрын
@@ardhan6610 indeed
mark: gives us warnings about when the jumpscares are thinking we will forget me: unconsciously counts every second in my head and knows when every jumpscare happens
17:34 I found this way too funny for some reason 😂 it was probably because mark was just being mark
Markiplier: "there's a jumpscare in 23 minutes but you'll eventually forget and feel something is wrong" *Me immediately writing down the timestamp*
@narwalace3823
4 жыл бұрын
We miss you
@GarbageHomo
4 жыл бұрын
@@narwalace3823 miss you too, buddy.
@GarbageHomo
4 жыл бұрын
@@crusty_cheeze602 Well you're my favourite person in the entire world 💓
@mr.vargas5648
4 жыл бұрын
I just skipped ahead.
@danielgover7372
4 жыл бұрын
@@crusty_cheeze602 Absolutely, without him it would just be town town.
Scary Bits 0:33 - Marks Scary Face 13:33 - Marks Scary Face 23:33 - Marks Scary Face
16:52 mark: sees something sketchy Also mark: ditches straight away 🤣🤣🤣
Mark: * helping us not get scared by telling us when the jumpscares will come * Also Mark: *Gets scared at the games * Mark again: I guide others to a treasure I cannot posses
@codywelsh6747
4 жыл бұрын
You are wise in the ways of
@itsphoenix2721
4 жыл бұрын
Hi I greek 2
@icicleman0479
4 жыл бұрын
Possess
@rebekahreckley241
4 жыл бұрын
Lol even know he warned us I still got scared 😂
@lastresort554
4 жыл бұрын
Cause he's a simp
am i the only one who loves his “interactions” with Lixian 😂 he’s basically talking to his wall until Lixian edits himself in edit: i have only recently started watching so my apologies for getting is name wrong.
@can0cringe
4 жыл бұрын
uh not gonna bash you but it’s Lixian, not Lixion
@BlackZHawk
4 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? Lixian is real. I’ts not an edit, lmao?
@zeker1382
4 жыл бұрын
Whoever spells is wrong means they don’t watch him
@veparis4900
4 жыл бұрын
Taylor Schmidt I love it as well, my favorite part of the videos 😂😂😂
@CatzRuleGaming
4 жыл бұрын
Lixian is best boi
When I’m a bookworm and have to choose between reading the last book in Harry Potter or watching Mark’s 3 Scary Games videos Me: *Why would you make my life so difficult*
Mark: “My instinct would be not to go see what the strange noise is” Me: “Dang, I’m glad I’ve never been put in a horror situation!”
15:45 Mark: I Knooooow you're gonna have something pop out at me Me : Gets jump scared by an ad for trumps survey
@reesebutterfly8028
4 жыл бұрын
I get that ad too 😂
@Blaazian
4 жыл бұрын
Jordan L 😭😂😂😂
@xnightshade
4 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace 🙏
@carolinef9204
4 жыл бұрын
most terrifying ad of all time
@OfficialGeckoGT
4 жыл бұрын
lol
15:20 This is an incorrect reference to object permanence, object permanence refers to being able to understand that something continues to exist whether or not you can continually perceive said something and is an indiction of intellectual development in infants. Ex. moving a ball from view to behind a wall out of view and being able understand that the ball still exists.
Mark: you'll forget about the jump sacres Me:*never forgets about the jump scares*
Lixian’s edits are the best, i dont think throughout the 8 years i’ve been on youtube ive seen an editor whose edits are so unique and easily recognizable, id never be able to mistake Lixian’s art style for anyone else’s and even if mark ended up with a contentless shit video, id still watch it just simply because it could have goofy Lixian edits! You’re the best editor Lixian!
@aecusregen4614
4 жыл бұрын
You know I didn't like his edits at first, but now I think they're great
@the_true_legend274
4 жыл бұрын
Aecus Regen me as well
@emmybellbell
4 жыл бұрын
Lixian, Berry, Matt & Ryan, and Robin have been my favorite editors! They are all unique in their own way and never fail to make me laugh!
@Nathan-2303
4 жыл бұрын
He’s an amazing editor and he can make videos super funny, but sometimes during horror games it’s a little too much and kinda ruins the mood
Mark: "Here's the jumpscare times." Anxiety: _"Thanks now I can only pay attention to the time."_
@Digital1152
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@thecryptidGrey
4 жыл бұрын
You're not alone...
@anime_kitty6048
4 жыл бұрын
CyvenFX Meeeeeee!!
@pichibomb475
4 жыл бұрын
Can someone link the times below so I don’t get scared because I forgot then
@lizzymoore7326
4 жыл бұрын
Me=has anxiety Also me= loves horror, jumpscares and I dont get scared by these games
boredom: exists markiplier: im about to ruin this whole mans career
Me: *spending the whole time checking what time the videos at*