Something tells me Telltale doesn't exactly love John. Like: *Telltale:* Hmmmm, I think Bruce and Selina are great together, so let's get them together, also John and Bruce? Eewww, that ain't happening in any way! *Random employee:* B-But, sir, t-this is supposed to be a choice game, you can't just put your OTP- *Telltale:* I SAID THEY'LL BE TOGETHER!

9:58 I love how you got so excited that John’s eyelashes are green LMAO.