If someone wrote down Griffin's real-time description of the random faces in the first clip, it would seem like an HP Lovecraft character's frantic journal diary right before they get absorbed by whatever hellish monster they're observing.

@lovestrucktheidiot

4 жыл бұрын

Features are already spreading out a bit. Now they're coming back together in the center. Now they're really coming together in the center. Nose is starting to pupate, nose is starting to evolve. Face is starting to normalize a little bit- now face is getting a little bit calmer. Uh, really chill face actually here right now. Eyes are basically disappearing at this point- eyes are almost gone, eyes are almost gone, eyes are almost gone- eyes are gone. Eyes are now gone. Chin has started to turn into something completely non-human. Eyes have now turned inverse, are now looking inward. Nose is now taking up three quarters of the face... Cheeks are disappearing, cheeks are eroding, cheeks are sloughing off down to the chin meat. Nose has become... enormous and completely bulbous, it's like a Volvo, on this person's face. Eyes have now become triangles. Like two viper fangs. On this man's face. Total head height- nose has- this man is becoming Nigel fucking Thornberry. Let's just do six real quick ones...

@_ArmIa

4 жыл бұрын

Way too descriptive and specific to be Lovecraft. A Lovecraft protagonist would just be like “no seriously shit’s so fucked I can’t even describe it, take my word for it”

@cjboyo

4 жыл бұрын

@@_ArmIa was lovecraft... bad?

@cjboyo

4 жыл бұрын

@Lawfl_ oh, I agree. He revolutionized horror. However, I tend to prefer modern eldritch horror.

@_ArmIa

4 жыл бұрын

Lovecraft made an entire career out of telling people his monsters were too fucking scary to even be described, and describing literally everything else in lurid detail. Also, weirdly and intensely racist.

""Do we feel good about this?" "No!" I feel like this is a perfect representation of their exchanges throughout this series

@princedino7396

4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?!

@tirone7520

4 жыл бұрын

@@princedino7396 4:30

@princedino7396

4 жыл бұрын

@@tirone7520 Thanks

@loreleimarivaine6241

4 жыл бұрын

That’s just their entire relationship as brothers.

Griffin's very distressed reaction to spawning a fuckton of dragons is still one of my favorite parts of this series.

@honkhonk8263

5 жыл бұрын

"NO NONONONO N O -N O-NO NO"

@hoshikuzutime

4 жыл бұрын

Sarathewise timestamp🥺

@moonblossom2289

4 жыл бұрын

@@hoshikuzutime the whole thing starts at about 21:10 😊

@kayb5966

3 жыл бұрын

Best part is its his own damn fault

@Logan-es5jo

3 жыл бұрын

That poor boy’s bean got freaked

my favorite monster factory bit is when they do something, either a randomizer or just a slider, and they only see it from one angle and it looks maybe a little fucked up, but then they turn it and it's just completely buck wild

Oh no, they’ve clothed me.

@AmyJWilliamsx

5 жыл бұрын

Such a underrated moment.

Nothing will EVER be funnier to me than Griffin going "You know what's better than one dragon? *A billion dragons* and then aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Every now and then i have to come back to this, like renewing my boy™ membership

the injustice that to this day this creature does not come up when you google super buff squirtle

@angrybidoof847

5 жыл бұрын

That day has come

@worms5168

4 жыл бұрын

well what DID come up?

*how can she punch.... what she cant see* jumps into the ocean

the sound of all the horses dying at once is so horrible but so funny

General Autonomous Relaxed For Injustly Eating Lasagna Droid

The collective death scream of 25 imprisoned horses put me over the edge

3:24 "his face is like.. making a break for it"

I love how Justin's laugh = him having an actual stroke

i love that the first thing griffin does after getting sent to jail in both skyrim AND oblivion is immediately taking all the clothes off

@yotasukekinnie9389

4 жыл бұрын

ricky simple needs

Cyber Garfield, aka Griffin finally understands the hubris of god

I got this randomly recommended to me and I have NO IDEA who these people are but I love this so much.

@user-pr4xo7ds6r

5 жыл бұрын

Oh you have a wonderful journey ahead of you

@realslippy1420

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-pr4xo7ds6r I'm learning that now. XD

@soupstoreclothing

5 жыл бұрын

you have so much content that you get to experience for the first time. might i recommend the fallout 4 monster factory series and then griffins amibo corner

@realslippy1420

5 жыл бұрын

@@soupstoreclothing thank you for the suggestions, I'm excited to get into their content

@unicornkitteh5332

4 жыл бұрын

@@realslippy1420 also go follow their channel The McElroy Family. They have 2 podcasts MBMBAM and Adventure Zone? (I forget what the 2nd one is called) you wont regret it. Theres 3 brothers and they're all amazing, but baby brother Griffin is my fav

2:13 and 2:17 could not have been a more perfect pair of subsequent random faces The personality shift is as far as it can possibly be as they look like each other's true opposites

@griffinhart7009

5 жыл бұрын

Heat Miser vs Snow Miser

You know that laugh where you just open your mouth as wide as you can and wheeze? That's all I can do while watching this.

15:25 You thieving little ELF

*cheeks are sloughing off down to the chin meat*

You kind of just put in the whole episode. I actually forgot that isn't what I was watching for a second.

I literally have no idea who these guys are. But I AM LIVING

@GlaukopisCal

4 жыл бұрын

They're called Griffin and Justin McElroy and this is from their series called Monster Factory. It's on KZread, look it up! It's GREAT

I made the mistake of having water in my mouth at 2:13

Listening to Balance and then watching Monster Factory is a trip

cybergarfield: Oh no i need to get my horse back! *flaps away like a bird*

"I'm going to develop a complicated pulley syste- oh God, he's gone."

"Oh no this horse is gonna die"

2:33 Bentleybutt Cumbalord

my brother legitimately just woke up and told me to stop laughing so loudly at 3:32am so

Watching the eyes disappear in the dark souls ep is like watching anaphylaxis

15:12 i've had that dream before

nothing makes me laugh harder than the mcelroys

“Oh no, they’ve clothed me.”

15:54 Sounds like a pokemon noise

@princedino7396

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the reaper

"all I can see are my giant garfield legs"

I kinda love that cyberfield sounds exactly like a dalek lol

3:06 Darth Maul born with Zika virus

Wish Pokémon: Dark & Souls would be announced for the Switch

2:54 krunk pulled the wrong lever

It took me way too long to realize that the "brotha!" opening is from Addams Family.

the fact that this is nearly 25 minutes long makes me very happy

20:27 "Come to me, my angel of music"

14:30- Griffin the Precog predicts NFTs.

Is it bad that I play skyrim so much that i know exactly where they are? 15:17

2:21 They made handsome Squidward

3:00 looks like that grandpa that ate paint

First clip character looks like a human gusher

2:13 the Crimson chin

My friend: *WATCH THIS* Me: Here we go again-

I wish i had a friend to watch monster factory with for the billionth time and talk about MBMBAM while we play games and eat pizza or something....

Hit that randomizer enough and your character looks like a deformed Rankin-Bass character.

I think I can pretty safely say that this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

2:33 Feel good

@frygreaze6785

5 жыл бұрын

Sir Unofficial omg yes

2:44 You made Aku! lmao!!

@_ArmIa

4 жыл бұрын

From Samurai Jack or Crash Bandicoot?

0:33 why does that look like shayne topp from smosh?

@violetjade64

2 жыл бұрын

wait a minute… 😭

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY PREDICTED THE ZA AND ZAZA MEMES

I’m laughing so hard

19:38 Getting in those "Three Amigos" references!!!

3:33 Looks like a Twilight Princess NPC.

You know he got owned by those giants he flew into, hence the cut, lol

brOTHA

3:04 is that jafar

17:43 Cats (2019)

**sees the title** You mean 90% of Monster Factory?

19:28 Radahn Elden Ring

I can't breather

yeet

420 likes! Eyyy!

american idol

dororo

I hate Mundas

@Trick.Sparrow

4 жыл бұрын

This joke is spectacular

The first ones look like one piece characters

Who are Justin and Griffin?

@jenniferloome9271

4 жыл бұрын

Gods

@yotasukekinnie9389

4 жыл бұрын

They’re 2/3 of the McElroy brothers. They create really great podcasts like The Adventure Zone and My Brother, My Brother, and Me, and a ton more. Justin and Griffin also work for Polygon and make game related videos like these.

no

game

poopee

The monstrosities are funny, the jokes however, are not.

@tigrl

5 жыл бұрын

?? what was the point in commenting

@bijoux873

5 жыл бұрын

@@tigrl What was your point in commenting on my comment

@masonhil3637

5 жыл бұрын

Lol, liked your own comment cause no one else will.

@bijoux873

5 жыл бұрын

@@masonhil3637 Well I didn't like my own comment, so obviously there are people who will like my comment.

@masonhil3637

5 жыл бұрын

@@bijoux873 Sure thing, bud.