#29 The English Language Doesn't Exist, It's Just Badly Pronounced French!

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  • @pepinotetnala
    @pepinotetnalaАй бұрын

    Same in English If you say « oh what a fair foot » with a French accent … well you compliment might get you in trouble 😂

  • @continental_drift
    @continental_driftАй бұрын

    Yes, my English vocabulary has improved, especially my writing after learning French. I tell people this and they don't understand.

  • @zoutubexb2
    @zoutubexb2Ай бұрын

    ERROR...The main function of the Academy will be to work, with all possible care and diligence, to give certain rules to our language and to make it pure, eloquent and capable of dealing with the arts and sciences. it is not a question of ''protecting'' the French language

  • @user-hy9nh4yk3p
    @user-hy9nh4yk3pАй бұрын

    Not knowing French - in any depth - here on the pavement - hearing from the house - French's - graceful nuance of sound and music - lifts from the window. Me crying softly - by the picket fence - with rose fragrance - drifting lazily by. Fare thee well.

  • @brunomathon2279
    @brunomathon2279Ай бұрын

    On dit aussi que la working class parle un anglais proche de l'anglais ancien germanique , alors que l'aristocratie anglaise parle un anglais sous influence française. Il y aurait souvent 2 mots pour dire la même chose, celui d'origine germanique et l'autre d'origine française.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy.Ай бұрын

    This livestream reminded me of the WTF France episode on La langue anglaise. Paul stabbing the Immortels was cinematic.

  • @c0mpu73rguy

    @c0mpu73rguy

    Ай бұрын

    Stabbing an immortal? I thought they were only killed if another immortal ahem... Shortened them by 30 cm or so. (and then the last one would become mortal and leave for his home planet)

  • @trorisk
    @troriskАй бұрын

    Il y a eu 2 "francisations" de l'anglais. Quand le duc de Normandie Guillaume le Conquérant est devenu roi d'Angleterre. Les mots de "vieux français" très largement du "latin vulgaire" qui sont entrés dans le vocabulaire anglais. Se sont des mots comme Mushroom, able, car, chair, city, country and so on. Il y a tous les mots liés à l'église. Ca a duré du XIeme siècle au XIII-XIVeme siècle. Puis ensuite il y a eu l'influence hégémonique de la France (les USA de l'époque) sur toute l'Europe de +ou- 1400 à 1800 qui ont infusé la langue anglaise. C'était tout ce qui était lié aux science et aux techniques/technologie.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy.Ай бұрын

    Paul was so impressed by my quote that the Académie Française can pack up and retire lol

  • @Nini-pw4uf

    @Nini-pw4uf

    Ай бұрын

    Well it’s basically a retirement home. You move there when you’re to senile to produce anymore and not yet enough to find your place in an intensive geriatric care unit. A good hint is when you start saying the youth aren’t respectful anymore, due to the influence of americans and migration. That is why any humanistic mind should wish that the police enforces order the most violently possible when dealing with those troublemakers. French linguists are making fun of them all the time. It’s kind of a tradition.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy.Ай бұрын

    Here’s to more Pico Bello powered streams 👏🏽

  • @Nini-pw4uf
    @Nini-pw4ufАй бұрын

    Well in UK, I guess a cooking show, is already a « damn yourself round ».

  • @jptronic9041
    @jptronic9041Ай бұрын

    Pour ton info, Paul : en français, les précipitations désignent toutes les formes de l'eau à l'état liquide ou solide provenant de l'atmosphère. ;-)

  • @emmanuellesuat7771
    @emmanuellesuat7771Ай бұрын

    3 séries d'exemples d'aller-retour entre les 2 langues par Linguisticae : kzread.infofdJVFj1erDM?si=WxXfPw_IOOm3TKsN

  • @lenethharris-johnson8238
    @lenethharris-johnson8238Ай бұрын

    Norwich. Alan Partridge?

  • @mariapersico3438
    @mariapersico3438Ай бұрын

    Hi, Paul! 30% of the English language is French. It all started in 1066 with William the Conqueror. And I know this because I had to write a paper back in the day doing a lot of research from reliable sources. Sorry I missed the live.

  • @florian1578

    @florian1578

    29 күн бұрын

    William the Bastard. Guillaume Le Conquérant

  • @geralddemeulemeester4961
    @geralddemeulemeester4961Ай бұрын

    French was influenced by the germanic Frankish, English was influenced by the germanic Saxons and also by Normans. Many west european languages share common influences and evoluated during centuries.

  • @phongle8355
    @phongle8355Ай бұрын

    I love British accent, Rowan Atkinson's voice and your voice, it's fuckin sexy

  • @pepinotetnala
    @pepinotetnalaАй бұрын

    Hello Paul , I just sent an email of French words prononced badly that somehow make sense in English 🤯 I apologize for using the terrible translation mail for something else than a translation mistake We had such a great time playing this game, I hope this will make you laugh too

  • @evelinadimitrova6032
    @evelinadimitrova6032Ай бұрын

    I have to leave a comment on your terrible translation of the « only toilet paper in the toilet ». I’m surprised to see it in the men’s room but this is very common in ladies rooms to say that hygene products should be thrown in the bin and not in the toilet. So it’s not a terrible translation but has a purpose. 😂

  • @brunomathon2279
    @brunomathon2279Ай бұрын

    On dit que le français est du latin parlé avec l'accent allemand (franc). C'est ce qui fait que le français est si différent de l'italien ou de l'espagnol.

  • @beeldpuntXVI
    @beeldpuntXVIАй бұрын

    Un autre fault francais typique: penser que la belguique est un autre department francais. It’s be abuse of the Brussels beer. I like the difficult contraption that is English. A Germanic language thorowly shaken when the Norman became English king, while still vassal of the French crown

  • @judumontier
    @judumontierАй бұрын

    En espagnol, robe est vestido. Falda est une jupe. 😊

  • @laurencebastien-dionne218
    @laurencebastien-dionne218Ай бұрын

    OUUUUHHHH tu es allé à SOUS ÉCOUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • @anthonyn.478
    @anthonyn.478Ай бұрын

    LetThemTalkTV 41% of the ENGLISH LANGUAGE is FRENCH. How did this happen?

  • @CT-7567R3X
    @CT-7567R3XАй бұрын

    T

  • @anthonyn.478
    @anthonyn.478Ай бұрын

    RobWords Is English just badly pronounced French?

  • @anthonyn.478
    @anthonyn.478Ай бұрын

    RobWords How to translate French words WITHOUT KNOWING FRENCH (3 clever tricks)

  • @francoiscarlier2439
    @francoiscarlier2439Ай бұрын

    If you go this way French is just badly pronounced Dutch, it's got more germanic words than any of the latin languages; germanic influenced the french pronounciation and the syntax of French too.

  • @elsasvenski1566

    @elsasvenski1566

    Ай бұрын

    Actually it’s not true. They’re are approximately 100 000 words in the French language and approximately 350 000 definitions covering the different meanings of all these words which exactly 544 of them are of Germanic origins. Also they’re many words similar in French and Germanic languages because they actually borrowed French words. Furthermore, If you look at history it’s quite normal that the French language is the most Germanic influenced romance language. Finally, the syntax of French is not quite similar to the Germanic languages, actually the closer language to French (syntax and vocabulary included) is Italian but some people say English which is also true.

  • @francoiscarlier2439

    @francoiscarlier2439

    Ай бұрын

    @@elsasvenski1566 You should make your mind, is it "not true" or "historically normal". My point was that it was as dumb as saying "English is badly prounounced French"

  • @elsasvenski1566

    @elsasvenski1566

    Ай бұрын

    @@francoiscarlier2439 Well jokes on me then. I took your comment quite seriously. But tbh approximately 40% of the English vocabulary came from French. And in the French language there is less than 1% words of Germanic origin. So the joke “English is badly pronounced French” still stand.

  • @he-edd-l3784

    @he-edd-l3784

    Ай бұрын

    You are wrong ! There are many germanic words in Spanish and Italian, too : Guerra, Gonzalvo, roba, etc. are germanic words, out of wisigothic and lombardian germanic languages. Spain, Italy, Belgium, Switzerland, France and England are a mixture of germanic, celtic and latin speaking people. French IS NOT "more germanic" than Italian and Spanish, it is a wrong theory.

  • @francoiscarlier2439

    @francoiscarlier2439

    Ай бұрын

    If you like to tell bullshit, Spanish is just badly pronounced Arabic. I can't understand why people put so much affect in language roots as if it changed anything in their identity to have 1% or 2% more of this or that language. It just means your ancestors where dominated by stranger until they took their language as their own. But i can now better understand why people write these kind of books, it's automatic success because all morons will run to buy it.

  • @mmarch16
    @mmarch16Ай бұрын

    When you think English and French have nothing to do with one another, think again. Let’s take « war » and « guerre » for instance. Unrelated? Not at all! In old Norman (French) the word was « gwer » which became « guerre » in French. In 1066, when the (French) Normans invaded England and imported their language, they imported « gwer » to England which later became « war » (loosing the « g » and hardening the vowel). Same for « wasp » and « guêpe » that came from Norman « gwesp ». I’m a linguist, originally French-speaking but I studied English linguistics at university. The English language is indeed Germanic (the English prior to 1066 looked very much like current Dutch). The Norman invasion of England in 1066 profoundly transformed the English language and brought many Norman (French) words into the language. Today the English vocabulary is over 50% « French » because of what happened in 1066. So yes English is partly « French » but this is what makes it one of the richest languages in the world. Indeed for many concepts you have a Germanic word and a « Latin » word which allow you to be more nuanced when you speak because they have slightly different connotations (ex: freedom and liberty).

  • @Pagophilusgroenlandicus
    @PagophilusgroenlandicusАй бұрын

    sorry i missed the stream paul forgive me

  • @josianecoste

    @josianecoste

    Ай бұрын

    Traduction : le flux Pas le stream

  • @sidewayseal

    @sidewayseal

    Ай бұрын

    what@@josianecoste

  • @testman9541
    @testman9541Ай бұрын

    2;20 It is not a germanic language "inside". Old English it an anglo-saxon language. Even thought the saxon were coming from an area that is called Germany nowadays their language has quite a few difference with today's German. Complexity (conjugation, case as a start) sentense order, coumpound on word, alphabet (th and wh beeing two letters/sound non germanic) etc 🎉 Sure the guy's book title is inflamatory for selling purposes. But calling modern English an Abglo-Saxon languages, even if linguistically correct is completely misleading. Modern English is really More Anglo-Saxon-French 😅 Your rant on how French speak badly English can be rzversed on why English can not speak French when they literally have already about 40% of the word already, the sentense order already, etc Sure their are traps like complex conjugation, but the rest is a piece of cake 😁

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