NOTIFICATION SQUAD: What was your score out of 26? To be honest, if you got less than I did a congratulations is probably in order, given that you're likely to be in the minority. If any of you can shed some light on why Japanese girls love beetles, please share your wisdom. For me, the answer lies beyond the realms of comprehension. Right, I'm off to cry in a cupboard.

@syntax2357

4 жыл бұрын

hi

@benjerness

4 жыл бұрын

A perfect 0

@seiranshi

4 жыл бұрын

yes!! just have to watch your new video before going to sleep!! you just have that disappointed expression when Chiaki saying her ‘reqt’ and you didnt fit them. just always smile Chris! haha well, im still waiting for that duel with the weighing scale!.. 😂😂😂

@realwizard435

4 жыл бұрын

I dont know about the other traits, but i sure can eat meat!

@thecancerouschannel3

4 жыл бұрын

Ur a lad

To summarise this video: 1. Be attractive 2. Don't be unattractive

@dabash00r

4 жыл бұрын

@Jon Goat be a flower hahaha

@incredibledn

4 жыл бұрын

rule 1 and 2

@GPrinceps

4 жыл бұрын

@Jon Goat Well, the concept of "flower boys" exists for a reason! ;)

@JKM2468

4 жыл бұрын

3. Buy Coke

@elysahatestostudy9364

4 жыл бұрын

And whatever you do, be born in August!

Two traits guys want in Japanese girls: 1. 2D 2. comes with subtitles

@randomguy4167

4 жыл бұрын

Times Ten cringe

@vita2791

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@blackhoundSSC

3 жыл бұрын

If we were on Reddit I would have given you silver

@ragsaea9609

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sepg5084

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackhoundSSC fortunately, we're not on reddit *cringe*

So many note-worthy quotes: "Girls will be YES!" "My shit fashion will stand out" "I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman" "Beetles look like a man" "If your clothes smell good, girl will fall in love with you" I'm dying XD

@AlphaQHard

Жыл бұрын

Smelling good is subjective tho innit

@QuickiemartMerle_

3 ай бұрын

I am dying with laughter right now!

@footballuniverse6522

Ай бұрын

the clothes one is legit all around the world though!

"I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman." I laughed. And I felt that.

My theory: This magazine's CEO's nephew wanted to get a girlfriend, so they published an incredibly specific article describing him as the "ideal guy".

@Iron_Justicer

3 жыл бұрын

CEO's nephew working part-time at a cafe?

@tiureiji

3 жыл бұрын

@@Iron_Justicer 🤔

@InfernosReaper

3 жыл бұрын

@@tiureiji makes sense, because his uncle is rich, but still makes him get a job. In that situation, he went with one where he could meet a lot of women

@deanflet973

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😭🤣

@CleverGirlAAH

3 жыл бұрын

the beetle hobbyist nephew

Turns out, me; a female, is the perfect man according to Japanese girls

@7Nevermore9

4 жыл бұрын

think seriously to move to Japan

@nicorabi9414

4 жыл бұрын

Me, pansexual: I see this as an absolute win!

@julesshort9219

4 жыл бұрын

My sister told me this too... Sis???!

@notAlbertbtw

4 жыл бұрын

Get what u can get!

@kakyoin3760

4 жыл бұрын

So you’re the oldest son whilst also being female, right

The rolling up of sleeves is an interesting one. In history, men in Japan typically wear clothing that covers their arms. It was an opportune place to conceal valuables or a weapon. After the US rolled in, with men having sleeves rolled up, with arms on display, it has become something unwittingly sexually attractive to Japanese women, because it was not typically a body part that was ever afforded to them prior.

@Northanteus

2 жыл бұрын

I assume that rolled up sleeves makes their minds subconscioisly think that the guy is working with their hands a lot, therefore they're strong.💪 🤣

@wildcheekymonkey

2 жыл бұрын

@@Northanteus oml brah it just looks manly. specially if they are a bit grease monked or have a hatchet.

@burstingwizard975

2 жыл бұрын

So basically Japanese culture made it a forbidden fruit and American GI's opened the floodgates

@BeachBobRoss

2 жыл бұрын

@@burstingwizard975 yep

@unwnme

2 жыл бұрын

@@Northanteus Yea, that advanced hype job of an explanation OP is not the case. No way. Strong forearms usually means the rest of you is not weak. Show it. Edit: and then girls will be YES!

Chris: "I feel awful now" Girl : BIG SMILE

"I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman" should be on a shirt

@LouisBidmead

3 жыл бұрын

Could be Broad’s best line

@kobesarmm5530

3 жыл бұрын

thing is wearing a shirt like that would make you look like an unreasonably cheap hitman

@TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture

3 жыл бұрын

'Girls will be "Yes" '

@VorpalStorm

3 жыл бұрын

I was cackling like a madman at that line, it's fucking amazing.

@mrguest3749

3 жыл бұрын

12:17

Thin and mascular but cola drinker and heavy meat eater, also in a athletics club and found in Harajuku area. Sounds like a sports anime protagonist or something of sort.

@noahdutel535

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@PersonManManManMan

4 жыл бұрын

_yed_

@PixelatedBlu

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@melvinjansen2338

4 жыл бұрын

I 've been doing that for 27 years and I'm dutch

@brningpyre

4 жыл бұрын

This was absolutely answered by a female fan of sports anime, lol.

I love her. It seems so rare that you interact with Japanese people who really get your jokes and can roll with it, and even respond in kind. If you weren't dating the Canadian girl I'd say why'd you let her go! Except for the fact that she finds you incredibly unappealing...

@swedishpsychopath8795

Жыл бұрын

But for sure Chaki must be a christmas cake by now?

@TheKnightXavier

Жыл бұрын

I understand thats because Chiaki is married with a British guy!

This is hilarious. You both have very good comedic timing.

English Guy flirts with woman by being self-deprecating. Classic.

@tobywainleft8582

3 жыл бұрын

thats my technique, very british

@Nikotheleepic

3 жыл бұрын

I do the opposite but really the same, act arrogant to an absurd degree and its really self deprecating but indirect

@halflifeepisode34980

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nikotheleepic same here, works much better. Also make tease and make fun of them. Most women will find it funny and attractive, if they don't they aint worth bothering with.

@unculturedswine5583

3 жыл бұрын

@@halflifeepisode34980 you've got a very personalized system for grading women i see if they laugh at my jokes i'm ok with them otherwise they have no worth whatsoever

@vivianeb90

3 жыл бұрын

Because it is amusing and it kinda makes us wanna make them feel better. WE PITY YOU! Muahaha...

“Girls Will Be Yes” Natsuki should model the shirt.

@Nerdthagoras

4 жыл бұрын

Probably really should be Chiaki on the shirt on account of her being the one to say it ;)

@FunnyMemes-dr3se

4 жыл бұрын

It should be a hoodie so he doesn't look like a reasonably priced hitman...

@PersonManManManMan

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nerdthagoras _yes_

@TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture

3 жыл бұрын

'Beetles look like Man' 'Girls will be "Yes" '

I’m into Beatles. I got 17. But I’m also female, so…. I think the US ‘working in a cafe’ equivalent is ‘plays in a band.’

I love your expression trying to understand another cultures tendencies. I felt like my quizzical expression was represented.

Imagine dating a Japanese girl, everything is going fine untill she asks you how much time you spend in the Harajuku district...

@markovibovec3087

4 жыл бұрын

and u live together in USA that would be wtf

@angrybellsprout

4 жыл бұрын

the cafe you work at needs to be there or at least that's where your athletic club meets?

@chaoticcramer9877

4 жыл бұрын

Ilo Rock do you get to the Harajuku district often? What am I saying... of course you don’t.

@paulsilagi4783

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan Cramer NO! STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

@trinidaddy

4 жыл бұрын

@@chaoticcramer9877 I was about to say that lol

She is the most polite, brutally honest person I think I have ever seen.

@alessandromorelli5866

4 жыл бұрын

standard japanese

@elijahx7159

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo for real

@manwithlongnose2810

4 жыл бұрын

That’s just Japan IAN

@floatinqspirit4289

4 жыл бұрын

are all japanese people this honest ahah or is it just cause they are friends

@oisinlynch8427

4 жыл бұрын

not to mention a bit vulgar because when they show milk she is saying cow piss (does anybody else here it)

The dynamic between you two is funny and cute

CHIAKI is freaking amazing!

I feel like all the Japanese girls have fallen in love with the same guy working in a cafe in Tokyo

@matiasfpm

3 жыл бұрын

@Karlimo there are a few of those recently...

@AK-jt7kh

3 жыл бұрын

Who loves beetles

@arx3516

3 жыл бұрын

Finally all those harem anime have some truth in them!

@husseinrefaii9965

3 жыл бұрын

Kaneki ken maybe

@innocentbystander3317

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda like how all American girls fell in love with a convicted rapist and abuser with a cute FB profile picture? So, end of the day, Japanese girls prefer employed men without a history of kicking her ass? Jee, how sensible..

-white T shirt -Navy blue jeans It’s official, Japanese girls love hank hill

@maysterre

3 жыл бұрын

I ALMOST CHOKED FROM LAUGHTER

@RetroGamer10

3 жыл бұрын

At first I thought about Homer Simpson but then I thought Hank Hill is better

@InfernosReaper

3 жыл бұрын

Really makes me wonder why his brother is still single...

@borntofeel1152

3 жыл бұрын

@Shinichi Kudo SpongeBob

@mamallama7708

3 жыл бұрын

😆

It's so nice video sir! I love British accent, So now what I have to learn is Japanese before moving there to work!

I want to see a video about how to date Chiaki. She is so cute and seems like a genuinely nice person.

Chiaki: *gives an explanation* Chris: of course Also Chris: *visible confusion*

@somewhatnotable8099

3 жыл бұрын

A comment with over 1k likes AND liked by Chris has no replies? Perhaps the archives are incomplete…

@Dis_Dis

3 жыл бұрын

Visible confusion? No, that's just his face. He always looks like that.

I love how she smiles and nods when he says he's basically the most unappealing guy ever😂

@Daddy-xh4gk

4 жыл бұрын

What's wrong with you? He's extremely appealing, especially on his more recent videos.

@BorisBatalov

4 жыл бұрын

Daniyal Danish imagine having such a bad reading comprehension that you can‘t even understand such an easy sentence. Where did he say the he thinks he is unappealing? He literally only quoted Chris.

@Daddy-xh4gk

4 жыл бұрын

@@BorisBatalov My bad.

@Ravenleaf182

4 жыл бұрын

she was pretty happy and smiling with anytime she got to check "Fail" which was often...but she has a nice smile though, so...silver lining?

@SamanthaBaker-mn7js

4 жыл бұрын

@@BorisBatalov I'm sure you didn't mean any offense but that was a little harsh. They just misunderstood the comment, I don't think they were meaning to be harmful mate.

Thanks for this video, it was really amusing, it made me laugh.

I like how she gets the humour and plays along well herself

'I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman'. Lmao. Oddly spot on though.

@counter9649

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, when did he say that xD

@Tinky1rs

4 жыл бұрын

@@counter9649 12:12

@loivamir718

4 жыл бұрын

@@counter9649 12:15

@jamesfry8983

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's an English thing I dress like reasonably priced hitman too

@ALightInTheAutumnRain

4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna mention it, too! How casually he came up with that. :D

Quote of the year “I like to dress like I’m a reasonably priced hit man”

@alondor8157

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly. That's most westerners. The "Ideal" japanese male, sounds very much like some hollywood teen movie stereotype.

@ameyas7726

4 жыл бұрын

Assassin Creedit

@aR0ttenBANANA

4 жыл бұрын

@@alondor8157 I think it probably has something to do with the whole Japanese people not dating dilemma.

@PrestonsDogFood

4 жыл бұрын

After one week of my latest airsoft game, I am still in my ranger green Plate Carrier...

@amberrichey2769

4 жыл бұрын

That cracked me up

You are a smooth operator my friend. Love the wit!

Quite possibly the best KZread channel. It's up there at least.

The way she says "Fail" was both adorable and soul-crushing

@philipmoore449

4 жыл бұрын

otterpoet adorably soul crushing

@campkira

4 жыл бұрын

no shit... let face they just want the guy to do all the work while they enjoy do nothing all day....

@parisstromatias637

4 жыл бұрын

@@campkira and who is going to raise the children and do the cooking and clean the house you

@mihailxenokalakis7310

4 жыл бұрын

@@parisstromatias637 if you can cook rice omelete and only work part time in a cafe you can do that on your own

She’s BACK and ready to ROAST Chris lol

@sandromora2195

4 жыл бұрын

これまでで最も愚かなビデオ

@luxeayt6694

4 жыл бұрын

I read that as black

@WhatAboutTheBee

4 жыл бұрын

"fail" "Fail" "FAIL" Face it, Chris, you are just inadequate. Chiaki has spoken. Next!

Years later STILL hilarious!

cool video hahaha key word for learning from this is definitely "Refreshing" 🤣

This is clearly someone writing about a specific guy at the coffee shop she likes...

@BothHands1

4 жыл бұрын

And that's pretty adorable, even if not applicable in a wider dating context

@jojivlogs_4255

4 жыл бұрын

And yet Chiaki agreed with almost all of it

@noobct1305

4 жыл бұрын

His face while talking about cafe shop tho xd

@Vloxzz

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they talk about that in the PodCast lop

@AnnetteBond

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty obvious from the “August Birthday” requirement.

BREAKING NEWS: Major amount of men quitting their jobs to work at cafés.

@JohnDoe-pt7ru

3 жыл бұрын

The irony there is that you'll be poor and women don't like poor men, especially Japanese women.

@LuizAlexPhoenix

3 жыл бұрын

**Three weeks later** Major news: Droves of men quitting the café scene because it pays shit and customers are a pain.

@tarkitarker0815

3 жыл бұрын

@Vect0r while having a fulltime job too, i find it utterly funny in what kind of illusions some people live, as if you could be sunshine and all after working 8 hours in a heated bureau.

@saschamayer4050

3 жыл бұрын

You might keep your current job and get a job at a Cafe, working both gigs part-time. Get good salary *and* the girl. 💰💃 Double-win!

@kdvr766

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-pt7ru thats practically the majority of women

I always come back to this video because it's so damn funny

Oh man, your candor is SO funny in this context. I love it! Nice job! =)

“I like to dress like I’m a reasonably priced hit man” - Chris Broad 2019 🤣

@theillytellez3761

4 жыл бұрын

he should make it a shirt XD i'd be wearing it everywhere XD please chris!

@jonsnor4313

4 жыл бұрын

You cound do that yourself too s self printed shirt, but it would look cool.

@heinzke8512

4 жыл бұрын

£20 and a fix to get a smackhead to stab someone for you

@-Snake_Eyes-

4 жыл бұрын

I'd say, more like Iron Man.

1: spends less than $90 on his own clothes per months 2: spends a lot of time in the shopping district buying HER clothes

@vegeta99rock

4 жыл бұрын

Literally every girl Dream Husbando

@Ruylopez778

4 жыл бұрын

using all the money he makes working part time in a cafe

@JohannesNielsen

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a No from me

@edjaedavid6362

4 жыл бұрын

Not all are like that.. you're talking about the fashionable Japanese women.. the normal ones are just so normal even if they're rich.. they just like men who can protect and are sweet to them.. just a flower as a surprise would already make them so happy.. also, joke with them without being so insulting or without going way too far with the joke.. I and my partner are now planning to get married after 4 years of being with her..

@CrstnJdiKnight

4 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking the same thing as to the why behind that one. 😎😁

That follow-up would be great ngl

I feel like with the new "himbo" trend, this video makes more sense. Happy, cute, bright, energetic, kind guys have a lot of appeal. The brooding intellectual is popular too, but I think it's never quite as mainstream.

Chris: "I'm basically the most unappealing guy ever" Chiaki: *nodding vigorously* Uh! I can feel the burn around the globe!

@maddygreenb

4 жыл бұрын

I may not be japanese but he sure is appealing to me

@BothHands1

4 жыл бұрын

Maddy G Yeah, we in the west like his unadulterated cynicism and his nihilistic tone of voice lol Not exactly kawaii though 😜

@Rob-hb7wh

4 жыл бұрын

That burn must be why the ice caps are melting

@alexgreen4322

4 жыл бұрын

Chris: Am I unattractive? The nation of Japan: S O U D E S U Chris: Shouganai (>cycles away) This is so sad, smash like

@Daysleeper1990

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite burn in the whole video is #9 Chris: "The ideal guy is kind and gentle. Tick. Yes." Chiaki: "No." Chris: "What do you mean no??" Chiaki: "Fail"

"...basically the most unappealing guy ever to Japanese girls." *Nods vigourously*

@Kenneth45

4 жыл бұрын

Yah, I made the same comment before reading yours. She's not exactly trying to be nice about it to him, lol.

I'm a solid 17/26 here, mainly due to the fact that I'm not Japanese so I automatically fail the physical appearance ones, and I have no idea what the hell a harajuku is. And I'm not thin and muscular, I'm more like...a bear. Got a pot belly, but I can also pick up the rear end of my car (on an empty tank).

@almoistthere

Жыл бұрын

26/26 imo just for being able to pickup your car

@danf4447

Жыл бұрын

why would you set your car on an empty tank . like a t72?

@adamb89

Жыл бұрын

@@danf4447 A JP Bahlsach "Aumaibahlz" stealth sackwhacker.

I look forward to 2 years from now when you and Chiaki do a video making a new chris

12:16 "I like to dress like a reasonably priced hitman." This man is an absolute lad.

"Prefers navy blue or white clothing". I'm so white, that if I wore white clothing, I would be arrested for indecency.

@r-sharifasula701

4 жыл бұрын

Why did this made me laugh. God dammit

@DustinNuttall

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@sakshamthakur6022

4 жыл бұрын

🤦‍♂️🤣🤣

@osunaxz

4 жыл бұрын

Lol jajajjaajja

@mariodoomfist1049

3 жыл бұрын

Basically a walking flashbang

What a video ❤️💙

#7 is true. I don't know why but I was drinking a Coke and I had many girls come up to talk with me and sometimes further. However, I am genetically Japanese as all my ancestors are Japanese. The only "give away" was the way I was dressed. Jeans, and rolled up sleeves white long sleeve t-shirt. Except working part-time in a cafe, I have most of the others.

I've got some work to do. I've got go dye my hair, quit my job for a part-time job, start working out and getting thin, and then maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to be born in August.

@ooogabooga3465

4 жыл бұрын

It takes a lot of hard work and effort to be born in August.

@spyhunter6236

4 жыл бұрын

@@ooogabooga3465 Defo. I had to go all through that. 😂

@mangi5

4 жыл бұрын

ItamiBukoto don’t be born in August because you’ll become a mistake

@neustron

4 жыл бұрын

lollllllll im dying

@luisdiezdesollano1329

4 жыл бұрын

@@mangi5 you're just jealous because we get all the Japanese wœmen

I feel like I was just given a deep insight into why I kept hearing Japan has a population decline problem.

@levimcgillis6339

4 жыл бұрын

Yup.

@Vadigor

4 жыл бұрын

Yarp.

@winterwoods2625

4 жыл бұрын

Yap

@freedomordeath89

4 жыл бұрын

cuz they are crazy, their society is oppressive, fake smiling and constant judgment. All these youtuber that go there and play the "happy gajin" role will eventually come back to the west once they get bored.

@Hideyoshi1991

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't know this problem had such a simple solution

6:35 😂😂 this was funny “tick” and she was like “no, fail”

Aw she’s so adorable! That was funny too thanks for the entertainment 😜

Breaking news: Because of an overabundance of applicants, wages for male workers in cafes have dropped significantly.

Seriously Chris. Sell your Idea and start selling T-Shirts saying "Girls will be YES" in japanese. I'd buy that.

woow... realised, I ve got some answers in my relationship... questions i never asked got be answered today. For ex: why do we care so much about the right smell of washing powder, but I never discuss to have an aftershave even on summer days. Or, why do i hate short hair, but suddenly so many around me thinks it looks cute and (maybe a bit) handsome...if it got a bit shorter than planed...

THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN! :D

When I am not cooking omelette rice at a cafe I work part time at, I spend my time around harajuku, looking for beetles in my white hoodie with rolled up sleeves sipping an ice cold coke.

@freedomordeath89

4 жыл бұрын

and drinking alcohol..lots of it...perfect gentleman.

@boux57

4 жыл бұрын

That's typically what a smiling black-haired thin and muscular guy born in August would do if he had 90$ a month to spend on clothing and if he wanted to get married.

@Hideyoshi1991

4 жыл бұрын

Since coffee is also foreign would drinking cola-coffee be even better?

@georgev8590

4 жыл бұрын

Cuba libre should be a chick magnet drink. Just coke + rum.

@Alex-fv2qs

4 жыл бұрын

All that while eating some manly meat

C'mon Chris, next time just try being born in August.

@nocturno5373

4 жыл бұрын

I just need to know how to cook a rice omlete 😂💀

@Gatrehs

4 жыл бұрын

This post was made by July gang

@mauroguerreiro2234

4 жыл бұрын

it just means that their father failed no nut november... how is that attractive?

@docsynth4387

4 жыл бұрын

@@mauroguerreiro2234 that's a good one lol.

@docsynth4387

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone else in the spook gang?

I'm suprised about the not wearing cologne tip. I thought it was very important to smell good before picking up women or just meeting people in general.

5:05 rolled up innit 🤣. Letting ur inner brit out lol

17 minutes of Chris trying to work out why he's unromantic and refreshing to Japanese girls is quite an entertaining video unsurprisingly

If i find a japanese girl who is not partially pixelated, i'm happy.

@jeffma7507

2 жыл бұрын

Oh god...

@g0d_iz_gamer

2 жыл бұрын

i see what u did there

@cookietrouble4637

2 жыл бұрын

Rofl 🤣

@V4Now

2 жыл бұрын

It's pronounced "Mosiac".👌🏾🧐

@cookietrouble4637

2 жыл бұрын

@@V4Now mosaic you mean? 🧐

CHIAKI is adorable.

Goodluck To You Guys!!! 😗

Japanese girls standards are: - looks like a boy - a man if he has these two you must merry

@rahmatkristomi6997

4 жыл бұрын

You are a jew, never ever go into any interracial marriage. Respect your God

@j.p.rogers6731

4 жыл бұрын

Itay Cohen eat your cereal

@dogo3192

4 жыл бұрын

A white man

@jamesvelazquez1004

4 жыл бұрын

Eat your cereal

@passingstrangercatversion7992

4 жыл бұрын

They like shota ...

"Kind and gentle" Chris: Tick ✔. YES Japanese: No. Chris: What do you mean by No? Japanese: fail

@RichardLeslieWhereat

4 жыл бұрын

@Abroad in Japan, what was the go here? Because you do actually seem like a kind and gentle guy. When the camera goes off you're a monster?

@Paul_Wetor

4 жыл бұрын

And he seemed to skip right past it, too.

This was a much funnier video than I thought it would be tbh 😂🤣

I dont know why, but I really like her. make more videos with her

You should let Coca Cola know that you're about to raise their sales by 200%.

"I like to dress like I'm a reasonably priced hitman." GOLD.

the recipe for rice omlete is online its easy you put some rice in a pan and chuck beaten eggs on it the egg cooks the rice too

This is Hella fun 🤣

Those 26 traits sounds more like a male-maid/butler than a boyfriend.

@wanderingman8921

4 жыл бұрын

What do you think a husband functions as?

@derpmaycry2885

4 жыл бұрын

It's like Black Butler all over again.

@jeieldavid6347

4 жыл бұрын

Bishounen are usually the ones who are categorized into the butler stereotype. The guy described here is more of the type of guy that does baseball, texts you to check if you are free, would play videogames from time to time and is a much more casual guy than the horrible bishounen trope that is presented in anime. Basically, the guy described here is pretty playful and childish. (for some reason western women prefer bishounen more over the sawayaka boys [almost every fujoshi ever] Sawayaka/Genki >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bishounen)

@savsaga4991

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly....those women made stuffs up to sound cute

@Shadow77999

4 жыл бұрын

Lool

"I like to dress like im a reasonably priced hitman" Ah, a man after my own heart.

So entertaining! ;)))

I have to say that every once and a while I hear an Aussie or New Zealander accent in her comments, and I find it so attractive and endearing. Good on ya mate! lol

One attractive trait would probably be to UpLoAd MoRe FrEqUeNtLy CHRIS!!!!!!!!!

@baronvonlimbourgh1716

4 жыл бұрын

Hear hear

@Jake_Prism

4 жыл бұрын

Preach

@mufasajosh7581

4 жыл бұрын

He has a better chance of getting a Japanese girl

@rachelsimms6822

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed 😀👍🐝☀️

@ipraku

4 жыл бұрын

MoQ aahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

"Id like to dress like I'm a reasonably priced hitman" -Chris 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ricebeansrockroll882

4 жыл бұрын

Im... honestly going to try to emulate that

@kot3405

4 жыл бұрын

I hope that i someday will be as funny as he

@skylermckenzie-reeves9803

4 жыл бұрын

Knicker Poker G..... (Reference from one of his other videos)

@SolCrown80

4 жыл бұрын

I really did LOL at that one. Chiaki didn't seem to get it unfortunately.

14/26 - wow i guessed it way worse xD hmm about the thing with the birthday in august: i guess its about zodiac signs and there archetypes fitting real good/bad with specific other zodiacs archetypes. ofc i am not living in japan but i remember to have heard something like that that girls there ask on dates about zodiacs for that reason

Yes... I decided to watch this 6 months before my exchange student program to Japan-

Married a guy who is the oldest sibling = highest inheritance

@sirmione905

3 жыл бұрын

According to Japanese law, parents’ assets are supposed to be inherited equally to all the siblings. Actually many Japanese women avoid the oldest sons because the oldest son’s wife is expected to take care of her parents in law especially in the conservative countryside.

@allenchiu7523

3 жыл бұрын

​@@sirmione905 That's only if they don't have a will. Oldest usually work the hardest and leads so they are successor. That is how it's in Asia if you're wealthy or upper middle class.

@itsmeGeorgina

3 жыл бұрын

If I were japanese, I would stay a loooooooong way away from the oldest son - I will not be a nurse to his parents, I want to have hobbies

@InfernosReaper

3 жыл бұрын

@@itsmeGeorgina plus you might have your own parents to take care of. 2 sets is just unreasonable. Practically gotta get another house to just cram them all into to reduce the logistical issues

@caseylgoodrich

3 жыл бұрын

Why so they have to take care of the parents as he is the oldest?

9:48 Bro forgot about his hat/cap collection purchases! 😂🎩🧢

Great choice of words brother heehehhe.

I love how she just shuts him down so many times like: No. Fail. *Marks another X*

@lolpl0000

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I know right. This is how it goes for all of us XD

@itsmeGeorgina

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, she was brilliant 🙂

@HeyKatebbz

3 жыл бұрын

My favourite part hahaha

@jtraczyk9421

2 жыл бұрын

He’s British. That’s their love language.

You, good sir, need to find a navy blue hooded sweatshirt, sleeves rolled up with a Coke bottle on the front next to a plate of meat and rice omelet while carrying around a small box with a beetle in it and then find a bar to sit in so you get the drinking part checked off

@IzzyKawaiichi

4 жыл бұрын

C C A cafe bar- where he also works parttime

by shear luck my favorite clothing is hooded sweat shirts and i roll up my sleeves as well

Holy wow, when she speaks with a Japanese/British accent, amazing.

I thought these would make more sense once they were explained...I was wrong.

@RBeeMedia

4 жыл бұрын

Turns out it’s actually the opposite, it just kept making less sense lol

Holy christ, her saying "Fail" to everything was dead funny. Well done, great fun :)

This makes me understand a lot of traits that male characters have on anime and also, she's destroying him while lauhing, I love it

This was so funny. I now understand why there are so many Japanese songs about being 20 (ish). Your co-presenter is very cute though and I could definitely smile around her. Where is the nearest Starbucks that are hiring.....:)

Chris - Died and reborn in august to appeal to japanese girls.

@jytch4734

4 жыл бұрын

So effort

@dannydd5910

4 жыл бұрын

@i i Why would he change his colour?

The look of horror on her face when you said that you didn't want to get married was priceless

@victoriafisher1762

2 жыл бұрын

Why not have vid what japanese guys look for

@_P2M_

Жыл бұрын

But then he gets engaged to Sharla. Funny how things play out.

@jackjohnson8305

10 ай бұрын

@@_P2M_ Engagement is not marriage.

@_P2M_

10 ай бұрын

@@jackjohnson8305 Engagement is wanting to get married, chump.

@unfazedmonkey874

9 ай бұрын

@@jackjohnson8305 no shit sherlock cheers for clearing that up... most people do not get engaged unless they intend to get married

Chris, you are so funny 😂

This was too funny