"It belongs in a museum!" "We're not sinking, we're crashing!" "No TICKET!" Srsly m8

@zeeboss7553

5 жыл бұрын

Milo Shapiro “Dad don’t worry, we’re well out of range”

@kacperzimowski4626

2 жыл бұрын

So do you!

@kacperzimowski4626

2 жыл бұрын

Throw him over the side

@Puppy_Puppington

26 күн бұрын

You call him doctor jones!!!!

"You lost today kid, but it doesn't mean you have to like it"

@zeeboss7553

5 жыл бұрын

RVan good one

@zeeboss7553

5 жыл бұрын

RVan best one

@takuapilot1190

2 жыл бұрын

*puts hat on his head*

"Look what you did, I cant believe what you ju-" Man i love his dad

@kadejito1

4 жыл бұрын

Its the fact that its James Bond sounding so aghast at the sight of a dead body that makes it even funnier.

@christopherbrownjr439

Жыл бұрын

kkkkk this was the best moment lol

Best line in the whole series came from Short Round: "No time for love, Dr. Jones!"

@AlystrZelland

Жыл бұрын

"Hold on to your potatoes!" "That's DR. JONES to you...Doll!" Short Round got snubbed here

@ccefc_families297

Жыл бұрын

"You're my best friend!!" "I love you Indy!" before he burns him with a torch to snap him out of the trance.

Come on, you missed one of the greatest quotes from The Last Crusade: Henry: These people are trying to kill us! Indy: I know! Henry: Well, it's a new experience for me. Indy: Happens to me all the time.

"I don't know, I'm making this up as I go" Oh so honest.

I've discovered that I can watch these movies over & over and never get tired of them.

@starwarsfan2851

Жыл бұрын

Same dude

"I've suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies by the rocks, and the trees, and the birds in the sky."

How could you leave out "IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!"?

@Inthatgoodway

9 жыл бұрын

Well guys seems he dropped the ball and reading these comments I shall look elsewhere...really? It belongs in a museum easily one of the most quotable lines.

@PonAdidas

9 жыл бұрын

micheal cameron well it didn't make the top 25 so how quotable can it be. Feel free to look elsewhere or better yet make your own!

@MarCuseus

9 жыл бұрын

"So do you"

@DrJReefer

9 жыл бұрын

bluelimosine Being nearly 40 "it's not the years..." really resonates.

@obscure.reference

8 жыл бұрын

+PonAdidas You put three quotes from Kingdom of the Crystal Skull in there and not "IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM", the only worthy one from that shit excuse for a movie was "There were a lot of Mary's".

"Fly yes, land no."

@Wolfoe-ex2jj

7 жыл бұрын

When you hop in the bomber in bf1

Where's the quote "If you are our Scottish lord, than I am Mickey Mouse!

@indyjoe36ify

7 жыл бұрын

Extreme Kiwi and it was actually supposed to be "if you are a Scottish lord than I am Jesse Owens!"

@encrusiato7553

5 жыл бұрын

Noooo it's "Scotland yard" from Sherlock Holmes you uncultured swines

@ricardoabreu4997

3 жыл бұрын

Well... his dad was scotish so...

1:15 - 1:20 still laugh my ass off at that face.

@HancockYo

10 жыл бұрын

For some reason he reminds me of mulder from the x files when he makes that face

@eruna9540

3 жыл бұрын

SAME That scene made me laugh so much!

@cryptthrasher2213

Жыл бұрын

It's the pout at the end that gets me every time

I think a lot of Sean Connery's lines were really good. 1) Its a fake 2) Our situation has not improved son 3) Look what you did to all those Nazis. 4) I wrote it in my diary so I wouldn't have to remember

@threalMrT76

9 жыл бұрын

***** "Will you Take it EASY?"

@scottdecker9115

2 жыл бұрын

@@threalMrT76 Take it easy?! Why do you think I send it home in the first place, so it wouldn't fall into their hands?!

@threalMrT76

2 жыл бұрын

@@scottdecker9115 I came here to SAVE you!

@scottdecker9115

2 жыл бұрын

@@threalMrT76 Oh Yeah?! And who's gonna come to save you JUNIOR?!

@threalMrT76

2 жыл бұрын

@@scottdecker9115 I TOLD YOU! *grabs rifle and shoots nazi's.... "Don't call me JUNIOR!"

WE. ARE GOING. TO DIE!

@Grayman2003

7 жыл бұрын

Fullmetal Gamer :(

@jango3

6 жыл бұрын

XD

One of my favorites that's missing is when he throws the German guy off the blimp and then says, "no ticket."

I TOLD YOU...! (guns down Nazi's) Don't call me "Junior".

@thathorsethatdrivesasherma7003

9 жыл бұрын

+JackassJunior627 Look at what you've done!

@Chino56751

8 жыл бұрын

+That Horse That Drives a Sherman Tank Who cares ? They're Nazis

@heidimichelle7863

6 жыл бұрын

that's funny

@encrusiato7553

5 жыл бұрын

@@thathorsethatdrivesasherma7003 I can't believe what you've done

For me, this character feels as fresh today as it did 20 years ago. Thanks for the video.

@BigMek667

Жыл бұрын

this comment feels as fresh today as it did 10 years ago.

"Asps, very dangerous... you go first." Ah, Sallah, simultaneously the most helpful and unhelpful character in the entire series.

"I'm going after those horses." "I'll take the camels." "I don't need camels." "But Indy-" "NO camels!"

"Sallah I said no camels! Thats five camels! Cant you count?"

"Fly yes....land...no..." lmfao favorite for sure

"You wanna talk to God?...! Let's go see him together...!"

"I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up."

" I like Indiana" "Indiana was the dog's name!" "Haha the dog? You were named after the dog?! hahaha!" "I got found memories of that dog. "

When Sallah says "very dangerous" makes met think of John-Rhys Davies as Gimli in LOTR :D

Indy: THERE'S A BIG DISLIKER IN THE VIDEO, JOCK!! Jock: It's my small friend Reggie Indy: I HATE DISLIKERS JOCK! I HATE THEM!! Jock: Come on! Show a little backbone, will ya!

My top favourites - two quotes per film. 1.) "I dunno, I'm makin' this up as I go..."/"It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage." 2.) "WE ARE GOING TO DIE!"/"Fortune and glory, kid..." 3.) "Don't call me 'Junior'!"/"No ticket!" 4.) "I'm sorry...I meant 'Drop dead, Comrade..'."You're a...a teacher?!" - "Part time." Great series/films! Thanks for taking time to make the video! :)

I always loved the exchange with Belloq where he asks "Dr. Jones, what ever are you doing in such a nasty place?" & Indy, without missing a beat, goes "Why don't you come on down here & I'll show you!"

"Those men are trying to kill us!" "I KNOW, DAD!!!"

Dammit. i really needed to hear that line about the age where life stops giving you things and starts taking them away. Also; "I liked the Austrian way better" ("So did I...") "Didn't he threaten to cut out your head if you ever returned?" "No." "Then your hands perhaps?" "No, it was my.... misunderstanding." "I'm like a bad penny: I *always* turn up." (You have no idea how often i've actually said that to people!) "We've got top men taking care of it" (sic?) "Who???" *"Top. Men."* That line about archeology being the search for fact - not truth. Then recommending if people are seeking truth, so and so's philosophy class is right down the hall. When Ilsa complains by tomorrow the flower Indy gave her will have wilted. And Indy goes: "Tomorrow I'll just steal ya another one..." "He once got lost in his own museum!" "It's *just* a snake." "I didn't meet him, I *caught* him." The scene where Henry Sr. smashes Indy in the head with the vase, he says he's alright, then Sr. Goes: "Thank *God*.... it's *fake!"* "Two selfless martyrs... Jesus Christ..." *slap!* "That's for blasphemy." (There's also a great speech about evil that follows) "All I have to do is squeeze..." "All I have to do is scream." ".....looks like you brought a knife to a gun fight." "You're pretty good in a fight. What are you...like... 80?" *"This is your last chance!"* "No, Dr. Jones, it's *yours!"* "Nazis..... I hate these guys...." "They're digging in the wrong place!" (Also referenced in Venture Brothers) "Ohhhh *for love of God* - shaht de hell ahp!!" "...and you were *never* this interesting." "You are strangely dressed for a knight." "You don't know him! You don't know him! You don't know him! You don't know him!" "Heyyyyy.... I'm right here. I'm *right here."*

Also: "'There's nothing to fear here!' 'That's what scares me.'" "Trust me." "That belongs in a museum!" "No ticket!" "'You're a teacher?' 'Part time!'"

One of the best ad libbed lines ever. "It's not the years honey, It's the mileage....."

My current favorite: Henry Jones Sr: "Junior! These people are trying to kill us!" Indy: "I know, Dad, I know!" Henry:"This is a new experience for me." Indy: *tugs fedora down tight* "Happens to me all the time."

Harrison Ford is still a hottie, even if he is my Dad's age lol.

@jjjjjj-wq9eq

5 жыл бұрын

Sweet home alabama

The final quote is definitely my favorite but only works because of that look on his face when Salah says "you go first".

Also, "Fortune and glory, Kid. Fortune and glory."

Two of the greatest actors of all time in my opinion. I don't need to clarify who i'm talking about do I?

@Jack_The_Ladd

8 жыл бұрын

Karen Allen and Shia LaBeouf obviously

@mazozpk

8 жыл бұрын

+Patrick Bateman Really, Harrison ford is the best

@manfredvonrichthofen2673

8 жыл бұрын

+MZBOSSHD Tom hanks is good

@simpanhill

6 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Page um Harrison ford and Sean connery?

@thescale99

6 жыл бұрын

You are kidding, its a kidding thing

I still think the "You wanna talk to God?" To belloq was the most badass Indiana Jones moment.

2:14 Still makes me laugh out loud.

@MP-yz6sb

9 жыл бұрын

Love Indiana Jones.

"No ticket!" is always number 1 IMO.

His face contortions when he says "We are GOING to DIE!" are great.

Haha, I love his dad just stares and says "Look what you did!" like Indiana had you just made a mess in his room xD

Asps, very dangerous...you go first. LOL I loveSalla

@Bluemgwes

10 жыл бұрын

Holy crap! I wrote the exact same comment on another post almost verbatim.

Henry: "I didn't know you could fly" Henry Jr.: "Fly yes [releases plane from the blimp] land?? No!!"

@afriendofbean

10 жыл бұрын

Yes, that was funny. I guess Indiana Jones learned how to fly a plane by getting practice or he must have attended flight school (if he did attend flight school, they probably didn't teach him how to land or landing was difficult for him) since on the second film (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom) he didn't know how to fly a plane which was said from 2:31-2:37.

@RaiceGeriko

10 жыл бұрын

***** My guess is he learned how to fly from Jaque in Raiders in that small little plane. Temple of Doom was (technically) a prequel to Raiders - the time of the film took place before the time of Raiders. So, in theory, Jaque could have let him fly the plane a little, but took over when they had to land. It makes sense, and I'm going to go with it.

@afriendofbean

10 жыл бұрын

Winston S. Yes, that might make sense too where maybe "Raiders" was the first film and then "Temple Of Doom" was a different story, then maybe "Last Crusade" kind of takes place after the events of "Raiders."

@RaiceGeriko

10 жыл бұрын

***** Well I mean... that's exactly how it happened. The opening of each movie gives you a year of when the events of the movie are taking place. Temple of Doom takes place before Raiders, chronologically.

@afriendofbean

10 жыл бұрын

Winston S. Probably just to make it sound a little more sense, and more understanding for the audience, "Temple of Doom" should have been the first film, then "Raiders", then "Last Crusade" which can show that Indiana is unknown about flying on "Temple of Doom" and then learned from Jaque in "Raiders" which then gave him experience in "Last Crusade", especially since it shows that Indiana was trying to get back to his University in Delhi on "Temple of Doom" but was forced to go on the quest to retrieve the magical stones and save children and after he did both, he continued his travel to Delhi where "Raiders" could pick up from there showing that he was back in Delhi teaching his class which was shown. (Probably it can show that Willie Scott and Short Round went their different ways of Willie getting a job as a singer somewhere else and Short Round went to an orphanage since Indiana mentioned that Short Round's parents have passed away).

Nice video! I would also have added "Indiana....let it go."

"look what you did O.O .... i can't believe what you just----"

That last look Indy gives Sallah: "You must be outta yo dang mind!"

1:33 me in university

1:16 DYING.

"It ain't the years, babe, it's the mileage." My fave Indy quote ever. I say that myself when anyone wonders why I complain about getting "older." Oh, and you forgot: "Short Round, WHERE'S MY RAZOR!?!" And, "Put your hands down, will ya? You're embarrassing us." And, "You know me: always happy to help..." And, "Well that can't be good..."

Snakes... Why'd it have to be snakes?

@Bluemgwes

10 жыл бұрын

"Asps...very dangerous...you go first." I love Sallah lol

@nicoleharris4192

10 жыл бұрын

Me too! I kind of wish he had a little more screen time though!

@HancockYo

10 жыл бұрын

At least he came back in last crusade

@nicoleharris4192

10 жыл бұрын

True... And I love your profile pic! (I'm such a huge Sims 2 fan, that I still play it!)

@HancockYo

10 жыл бұрын

I hope you got the Ultimate Collection

I'm so glad you left in Sean Connery's "look what you DID! I can't believe what you did!" in the "don't call me junior" clip hahaha awesome.

That IS an awesome line! cant believe I missed that one. Here is another: "I believe we are all very comfortable up here." Someone needs to compile this into a KZread video.

Awww, movie from my childhood...I can watch these movies over & over again..Love it!

Thanks for the video! you missed my personal favorite though when Willie says 'your going get killed chasing your damn fortune and glory' and Indy replies ' maybe. But not today'

“Dad we’re well out of range” *Tank blows up cart behind them*

Hahahaa son of a bitch ( my all time favorite )

@PonAdidas

10 жыл бұрын

mine too.

@jasimsofi3412

6 жыл бұрын

TheYael1995 me too

I always thought Jones Sr's line "It's not archeology, It's a race against evil." was a great line I don't see many people quote or talk about.

Other good Indiana Jones quotes could be are: 1. Ah, Venice (Last Crusade) 2. No Ticket (Last Crusade) 3. Bad Dates (Raiders of the Lost Ark) 4. Okey Dokey, Dr Jones! Hold on to your potatoes (Temple of Doom) 5. And this is how we say goodbye in Germany, Dr Jones (Last Crusade)

"Asps. Very Dangerous, you go first" 😂

Still a few more gems you missed : "I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up." "Siafu." "What?" "Big, Damn ants! Go!" "Well, the way you're sinking your teeth into those Wubble-U's, I should think maybe...Eastern Ukraine." Belloq : "Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?" Indiana Jones : "Try the local sewer."

3:06 The auto-captions make this even funnier 😂😂😂

Sallah, what a true friend. "You go first." I have to agree I love that one.

"How did you know she was a Nazi?" "She talks in her sleep ."

" I was the next man" :D

great video. great movies. great actor!!!!

I like when Indy says "No ticket!" on the blimp in the Last Crusade

Never gets too old.

What about "No ticket."

Friend: I didn't know you could drive a car! Me: Drive? Yes! Park? No.

You forgot... "You're a... teacher?" "Part-time."

"Snakes, why did it had to be snakes?" So memorable

When you're trying to shush the screaming kid in the class during a lockdown 1:16

@Vurnex

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

beautifully spoken!

I'd say the best line in the series was when Belloq explained how when things become priceless, men kill for them.

The Last Crusade is my favorite Indy movie. Since this film, I'm a big fan of Harrison Ford!!!

I love Indiana Jones so much its my favorite movie series of all time

Your choice for #1 was perfect

“Junior.” -Sean Connery

Awesome

The best most enduring and endearing quote by far of the whole franchise is yet to be mentioned: “Uh, does anyone here speak English? How about Ancient Greek?”

Great video, nice job and thanks for not putting any music in the background, I HATE it when people do that!

In the Temple Of Doom, Willy says 'you know how to fly don't you?' Indy replies 'No, do you?' In the Last Crusade his Indy's father say's 'I didn't know you could fly a plane.' Indy replies, 'Fly yes, Land no.' This sounds like a continuity error to me. Not major, but I just realised this.

WE’RE NOT SINKING! WE’RE CRASHING!

Indy: "What's this all about?" (Asking about the white dress.) Marion: "I was trying to escape!" Indy: "Oh yeah? How hard were you trying?" 🤣🤣🤣

0:47 I love how you can see the guy on the right move even though he is supposed to be dead

love these movies.

What about the classic line of NO TICKET

"Adios, Satipo." "A BOAT!? We're not sinking, we're CRASHING!!"

Fortune and Glory kid

Indiana Jones: [shouts] I told you... [grabs a gun and shoots all soldiers dead] Indiana Jones: DON'T call me Junior! Best Line Ever

We are going to DIE!!!! The expression on his face always got me lmao.

"Or anything goes"

Nice vido

My all time favorite is the bridge scene in TOD when he says "Oh, Shit". Not the most original line, but certainly the perfect one for that situation.

It's not the year's honey, it's the mileage. - Dr. Henry Jones Jr., 1936

My favorite's still the truck line. ^^ I love Indy.

Kingdom of Crystal Skull was meh but I found this quote classic Indy: Mutt: "You're a ... teacher?" Indy: "Part-time."

0:39 "don't call me junior !" i love it ! i love it ! i love it ! ford & connery = masterpiece !!

THIS IS PURE 80`s MAGIC...................................GONE BY NOW !!!