There's a lesson to be learned here: "When a 100 rated player makes a Botez Gambit, don't give them the time to realize their mistake, quickly make a move before they resign."

@Dan_Hess

11 ай бұрын

Thanks, Some Guy

@rahulbansal2

11 ай бұрын

It’s happened quite a few times

@0Smile0

11 ай бұрын

@@rahulbansal2 and the master never learns

2 isnt the furthest you can move on the first move, you can move a knight

@rahulbansal2

11 ай бұрын

I don’t think complicating things with a knight right off the bat is good

@The_Dr_Fate

11 ай бұрын

​@@rahulbansal2why its complicating things? maybe its not a good move but i dont know why you think that

@kaiserruhsam

11 ай бұрын

@@The_Dr_Fate he didn't want to explain root 5 immediately. also opening with knight seems bad in general

@Player-df7ny

11 ай бұрын

true, but getting .236less of a move in exchange for allowing the queen and bishop to move seems to be the best move.

@Joseph-ty1xq

11 ай бұрын

it's not about complicating things. the commenter is just stating the fact that what simp said is wrong. simp may have a lot of reasons not to move a knight as first move but it doesn't change the fact that it is the furthest move he can go on the first move.

They say one day, Discord will give Simp an actually reasonable challenge

@rainygd6469

11 ай бұрын

Even Doctor Strange cant see that event.

@adi_g

11 ай бұрын

And then Simp will reject it.

@DevinAJohnston

11 ай бұрын

Chess, but you play an Italian game

@bee_irl

11 ай бұрын

I don't think this would've been _that_ bad, if not for the resignation

@aralornwolf3140

11 ай бұрын

That has happened before.. "100 rated Chess, you play normally"

Your enemy must have heard the famous saying, "If you resign before your opponent takes your queen, then you didn't blunder her."

@fhbirsidha

11 ай бұрын

Well, better lose the war than the woman

I was not mentally prepared for a bishop to travel a distance of sqrt(32)

@YellowBunny

11 ай бұрын

aka 4*sqrt(2)

@danielhoang289

11 ай бұрын

Given Simp's history of interpreting challenges, I thought he would force himself to travel exactly 103 squares, and no further. So the challenge should've been impossible when adding decimals, (because 103.21 squares would fail the challenge). But once he decided to add decimals, that means the only possible way to complete challenge is to interpret it as "at least 103 squares"

@_wetmath_

11 ай бұрын

​@@YellowBunnyoh fancy seeing you here redstone man

@YellowBunny

11 ай бұрын

@@_wetmath_ Greetings fellow Konosuba enjoyer

@_wetmath_

11 ай бұрын

@@YellowBunny:D

"if your queen is in danger, move her into more danger" - 200 chess guy.

@aralornwolf3140

11 ай бұрын

"Mouse slipped"

@johart309

11 ай бұрын

'danger levels'

the real blunder is seeing that you blundered your queen and then resigning before giving your opponent a chance to counter blunder

@EliasHasle

11 ай бұрын

No. The real blunder was making moves of irrational lengths that can never add up to an integer... Or using Euclidean distance in the first place.

"Take a selfie inside of prison" 💀

If your enemy didn't spot your mistake, then you didn't make any.

@Lillyluri

11 ай бұрын

That's surely why his opponent resigned. Giving no time to spot mistakes.

Me thinking that a knight moves "3 squares" Chess simp bringing out war-game distance measurement instead

200 ELO Doesn't Blunder His Queen Challenge (Impossible)

Simp comparing himself to god is a perfect summary of this channel.

Next time you can use the taxi cab distance, where instead of diagonals you add the distance in x and the distance in y, thus avoiding all those nasty pitagoric distances

@bernier42

11 ай бұрын

Something, something, not a coward.

@shapular

11 ай бұрын

Aka Manhattan distance

@1zl541

11 ай бұрын

Or the Chebyshev distance, which counts the number of king moves it'd take to move between those squares (if there were nothing in the way)

@WaluigiisthekingASmith

11 ай бұрын

or the discrete distance of 1 no matter where you move and 0 if you don't move . Metric spaces are fun

0:07 Asian math skillz

One day, Simp will use a Chebyshev metric.

@ManosSef

11 ай бұрын

He has used it before.

@quintopia

11 ай бұрын

L_1 is for cowards, L_2 is for noobs, L_infty is for Chads

@SimonBuchanNz

11 ай бұрын

"knights move in a squircle"

Resigning when you noticed yu blundered your woman is a book move

Superb video, you really went all out with the edits and then I screamed when your opponent just resigned

100 rated chess but you have to take a selfie from inside of prison

I think new players would really benefit from just accepting the loss of their queen and just trying to play on without her. Also, it'd make it way less annoying to play them (I am also a new player)

In all fairness, if you are counting diagonal movements as having irrational length, you'll never have exactly 103 distance when you finish the game. You'll go over, which is how I would have interpreted the rules.

A random guy once said "He blundered his woman, move before he quits." - some guy -

My favorite Magnum Carlos quote.

I think the dude suffered a mouse slip, was intending to take your knight.

The challenge was over when you decided to move your knight because there was no way to get a irrational number to become whole again.

@Qril

11 ай бұрын

It didn't say he needed to reach it exactly, just that he needed to reach it. Surpassing would have been fine

@bluesbest1

11 ай бұрын

He just needed to move his knight sqrt(5) times.

@bakashiro

11 ай бұрын

@@bluesbest1 we starting to get a lil complex here

@EliasHasle

11 ай бұрын

If there were a piece that could move k - sqrt(5) squares for some integer k, though... But that would require the sum of squares of the integer components (coordinate deltas) to be k^2 - 2 * k * sqrt(5) + 5, which would also be impossible for integer k.

Would really like to see this one attempted again

Game hadn’t even started and your roasting

"I didn't know you can take selfie inside a prison" -- Simp "how about Australia?" -- some English guy

@Roberto-nn6kb

11 ай бұрын

Lmao

So i guess opponent resigns.

Here's a tip, when opponent blunders a queen and if you don't want to take it or win the game immediately then quickly make some random move... There's a chance of them resigning after they realise their mistake...

This challenge was just "delay checkmating until traveling 100 squares". Not a challenge at all. If it was like: you have to checkmate within XX moves, but have to travel YY squares before that" it would be a challenge (edit: I said "100 moves" instead of "traveling 100 squares"

@quintopia

11 ай бұрын

There is nothing *more* challenging than making a game against a 100-rated player last that long. you're lucky if you can get to 20 moves before they resign.

@NicoNikoNick

11 ай бұрын

It was 103 distance, not 103 moves, but yeah, your point still applies.

Chess, but your King participates in the checkmate. It has to guard at least an escape square for the enemy King and/or a piece of yours that participates in the checkmate.

"2 is the furthest we can get on our first move" The knight at 1:15 be like

Is nobody taking about how simp casually roasts his opponent at the start??

first reaction, and first reaction after your oppenent blunder his queen is resign

Is 2467 Simp's rating before he got isekai'd in a world where he plays only 100 rated players?

If trying to think of an optimal strategy for this. Then maybe just try to resolve it very quickly to an endgame with a few strong pieces so you can rapidly make across the board moves. But it’s a 5 minute game so that might be a tall ask.

i’ve watched most of the videos on this channel but lately it’s not even a chess game it’s 30 seconds of robot voice and then a resignation

The amount of pontificating surely makes up for the amount of distance you still needed to travel.

Bruv unlocked his Asian mind

Naked Adam and Eve, what a way to justify your mistake

So, you're using Euclidian distance this time

I’d say, in this challenge knight’s movement should counted as 3, since it’s phrasing suggests the challenge is not about how far the pieces end up from their starting location, but the distance covered while traveling.

In Brazil you can even do a barbecue inside a prison and do a Live in social media lol

Thats a lotta squares^^

I fuckin loved that challenge and im sad its over

Lately I've noticed there've been a few videos where Simp wins (usually by concession) and loses the challenge as a result. First time I saw that my brain just went "What the F...???"

challenge actually requires no diagonal queen moves, no bishop moves, no knight moves, and no pawn captures. it becomes impossible to get a whole number total distance after doing so

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Actually the chessboard uses a different metric from the classic euclidean one. You should use the chebychev metric which is more or less the number of moves a king would need to get to that square. Tldr knight move = 2 not sqrt(5) and diagonals=1

@lucas29476

11 ай бұрын

so L_infinity metric?

@lgbtthefeministgamer4039

11 ай бұрын

@@lucas29476 L_{\infty}*

I genuinely can't tell if that's a mouse slip since taking the horse or the bishop blunders the queen anyway

Considering that chess doesn't really differenciate diagonals from horizontal or vertical movement. I would've counted a diagonal as 1. And because the knight is most often explained as "2 up 1 sideways" and not "'1 up 1 diagonal" it counting as 3 would've been fair.

I request a rematch.

Is the selfie comment a reference to Scammer Payback's post?

Knights move by 3 squares. Simplify it, man. Also, Bishops move by 1 square per 1 diagonal transfer. As a numberphile said, measuring distance in chess is not the same as in the real world.

@rookjameson

11 ай бұрын

But shouldn't Knights be also 2 squares then? One horizontal/vertical, one diagonal.

@thethirdjegs

11 ай бұрын

@@rookjameson yeah. I agree. See chess simp. 😅🤣🤣🤣

Do you even get full games anymore?

For these distance videos, I would recommend counting the distance diagonally as the amount of squares the piece traveled instead of using square roots. For example, bishop to b5 from f1 would be 4 squares, and a knight move would be 3 squares as it moves 2 squares in one direction and 1 in the other direction.

@ManosSef

11 ай бұрын

This would result in less distance for diagonal moves. For example, that bishop move in the video had a distance of 4*sqrt(2), while it would only be 4 with your (Chebyshev's) metric.

@martuss1249

11 ай бұрын

@@ManosSef I know. I just think it's much easier to follow than some crazy decimals.

@EliasHasle

11 ай бұрын

The knight leaps, though. It does not travel squares the same way other pieces do.

100 rated chess, but you are Saint Peter judging your opponents soul. You must at some point make a move that allows en passant, if they take it, they are worthy, and you must help them checkmate your king, if they refuse it, they are unworthy and must be defeated.

It would be really hard if you had to *exactly* 103. Diagonal and knight moves would be essentially banned.

Like it or not, but I think he counted the Distances correctly!

I would have just counted a knight moving as 3 or maybe 2

@tedbedkon5890

11 ай бұрын

Skill issue

Exercise, work out, and dance.🎉🎉🎉

Isn't traveling diagonally 1 square and traveling vertically/horizontally the same distance?

Please don't use euclidean distances when doing distance challenges. Instead, opt for the chessboard (Chebyshev) distance, that makes counting way easier!

@antonliakhovitch8306

11 ай бұрын

This is entertainment, and radicals are entertaining AF

After being stagnant for years, simp is finally getting better! Rated 113 in this video lol

Doesn't adding very tiny fractions like that make the challenge (almost) impossible

@EliasHasle

11 ай бұрын

They aren't even fractions: They are irrational numbers. So... yes.

Okay guys, listen to me. What if... Chess Simp hires paid actor for them to "ruin" his videos the funniest way possible?

God made no mistake there- he gae them the command to be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth. meeting naked is fine

i love you simp❤❤❤

Hey Simp, could you make these videos best 2 out of 3 to extend the length of the videos? Two and a half mins just isn’t long enough!

So I guess: WHAT DA FUK

103 rated chess.

I have a question How can I calculate the length of the diagonal

@NotBamOrBing

11 ай бұрын

If you move X horizontally and Y vertically, it's the square root of (X squared + Y squared)

@kingsley.

11 ай бұрын

youll learn it in 7th grade

@arifezwan8893

11 ай бұрын

Pythagoras' theorem.

@hanchen267

11 ай бұрын

@@NotBamOrBing so if you move 1 horizontally and 1 vertically, the disgonal distance will be the root of 2? and if you move 10 horizontally and 5 vertically the diagonal distance will be the root of 125?

@kingsley.

11 ай бұрын

@@hanchen267 yeah

103? Wait, there's a 50 move draw rule! You can't move your pawns nearly enough to beat it, can you? I guess maybe?

@Roberto-nn6kb

11 ай бұрын

Pawn moves and captures resets the counter

@pianotm

11 ай бұрын

@@Roberto-nn6kb No shit.

@NicoNikoNick

11 ай бұрын

​@@pianotm 103 distance not 103 moves

here we go, my challenge got submitted 🎉🎉🎉🎉. And I think I'm lucky to make him blunder his rook lull. For ppl who said my challenge is bad, lul i worded it wrong, should have said "can't surpass" and i didnt really think i got 103 reacts lull, i expected like 60-70

@derekeastman7771

11 ай бұрын

If you had worded it that way you would have just gotten ten reacts at most. People will go for whatever makes the challenge harder

WHO ARE YOU TO SAY KNIGHTS MOVE IN A STRAIGHT LINE TO THEIR LANDING SQUARE?! They clearly gallop 2 squares forward before juking onlookers with a 90 degree hop to the adjacent square, ergo having moved the full 3. My day is ruined, thanks Simp.

@a_wild_Kirillian

11 ай бұрын

​@@yourmum69_420, you've mistaken knights for camels =)

@EliasHasle

11 ай бұрын

No, they leap directly to the destination square.

The title lies smh

Redo this one. Use the same number of reacts.

Chess, but if your opponent can't checkmate you in 20 moves, you lose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😮😮😮😮🤪🤪😼😱

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what mistake

God didn’t make a mistake.

@juv7026

11 ай бұрын

yeah cuz there is no 'God', that we know of at least

@Toadzx

11 ай бұрын

@@juv7026 We do know of Him, His name is Jesus.

@juv7026

11 ай бұрын

@@Toadzx bro isnt even a good christian lol. God and Jesus are not the same. One is fictional and the other is a human

@Toadzx

11 ай бұрын

@@juv7026 your first sentence makes no sense, your next two are just patently false. About the only thing you got right was speaking about Jesus in the present tense.

@juv7026

11 ай бұрын

@@Toadzx 😯 Look i wasn't trying to start a generic argument, it's just that your comment was absolutely unnecessary. And i agree, noones stopping you from commenting, i should've just not responded, as i do with most stuff like this. Anyways, have a good year ahead and goodbye

So I guess 😂

The piece that can move the most squares on the first move is the knight, not the pawn. Gtfo

You should play a challenge until you win and then post the video

@tedbedkon5890

11 ай бұрын

It would be cowardly

@leandroteles7857

11 ай бұрын

As if he didn't do that already. Especially for money-based challenges

Wouldn’t a knight move be the square root of 13?

@ericfleet9602

11 ай бұрын

No. Sqrt (2^2+1^2) = sqrt(5).

@timdood3

11 ай бұрын

That's so far off that I don't even know how you came to that conclusion. To calculate a hypotenuse (in this case, the move distance of a horsey), you use A^2 + B^2 = C^2. In this case, A and B are the sides we know, and C is the one we need. 2^2 + 1^2 = (4) + (1) = 5 = C^2 And as shown in the video, sqrt(5) is 2.236....

@whocares2277

11 ай бұрын

It's two in one direction and one orthogonal to it. sqrt(2^2 + 1^2) = sqrt(2*2+1*1) = sqrt(5)

@NotBamOrBing

11 ай бұрын

@@timdood3 3^2+2^2 gives 13, I'm guessing they went "there's two horizontal squares and 3 vertical squares" and used that

@georgiamapping

11 ай бұрын

@@timdood3 if the horse's move is a right triangle the base is 2, height is 3, so 2^2(4)+3^2(9)=13, so would it not just be that as that is the hypotonuse?

Chess, but you realise that in chess, distance is defined as Chebyshov distance. Diagonal moves are as long as straight ones

A better challenge: the amount of likes this comment gets is the amount of months I'll be maidenless

Booooo

Day 1: chess vs a 2500 chess bot but you must travel the exsact number of sqares as reactions on challenges you already did × likes and comments on this video × likes and replys on this comment

clickbait title smh... where 2467 reactions? /s