21 Rome: Total War factions described in 1 sentence

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Here's a silly description of all 21 Rome: Total War factions. I took a lot of inspiration from Sir Swag's content.
Link to Sir Swag's channel - / @sirswag01
Gaul speedrun performed by Kevmeister - / @kevmeister4194
Featured Music:
1. "Autumn" - Rome Total War OST by Jeff van Dyck
2. "Melee Cafe" - Rome Total War OST by Jeff van Dyck
#Rome #TotalWar

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  • @sirswag01
    @sirswag013 жыл бұрын

    Yo this showed up in my recommended this is dope!

  • @StSokol

    @StSokol

    3 жыл бұрын

    ty youtube 4 recommended

  • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
    @rezandrarizkyirianto-19334 жыл бұрын

    "I would rather betray the world than have the world betray me" -General Cao Cao, a Carthaginian

  • @TheManofthecross

    @TheManofthecross

    4 жыл бұрын

    fails. but cao cao stays in china not carthrage.

  • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933

    @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheManofthecross Given that I played Total War: Three Kingdoms, Dynasty Warriors, and have been a fan of Three Kingdoms in general, Yes, I noticed

  • @TheManofthecross

    @TheManofthecross

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 yep.

  • @zeeafraud7898

    @zeeafraud7898

    4 жыл бұрын

    rezandra rizky highly recommend watching the three kingdoms 2010 tv series it’s on KZread and you may enjoy it if you love the total war game

  • @EliAs-ub6yf

    @EliAs-ub6yf

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheManofthecross He just said, "YOU MISSED THE DAMN JOKE!"

  • @christian8933
    @christian89334 жыл бұрын

    Senate Declares war on me but still tells me to complete missions

  • @JonatasAdoM

    @JonatasAdoM

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm an enemy of the state. Not yet. First you must complete this "crucial" mission

  • @DATA-qt3nb

    @DATA-qt3nb

    4 жыл бұрын

    i wish rome total war was big enough for a meme community:c I'd be soooo happy.

  • @alexruddies1718

    @alexruddies1718

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@DATA-qt3nb Indeed...

  • @kobochy8108

    @kobochy8108

    4 жыл бұрын

    The senate declared war??? Lol they asked me to have my faction leader commit suicide or become an outlaw

  • @howardlam6181

    @howardlam6181

    4 жыл бұрын

    The mission is execute order 66.

  • @xbox_cheeto5338
    @xbox_cheeto53384 жыл бұрын

    rebels: imagine having every unit type in the game and still being utter garbage

  • @RobertusMaximus

    @RobertusMaximus

    4 жыл бұрын

    Preußischer Jäger I was so disappointed to see that the rebels can’t recruit troops past hoplites in their campaign.

  • @xbox_cheeto5338

    @xbox_cheeto5338

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@RobertusMaximus I think its for "balance" and to solidify that the rebels are meant to be a second rate faction comprising only that: poor rebels, unkempt deserters, and thieving mercenary bands. At the beginning their units are comparable to any other faction's and this is because they still have settlements and represent actual peoples/city states. But as time goes on the rebel faction actually is just representing normal rebels and thieves and thus it makes sense for them to still have weaker troops, as they can't afford to have higher end equipment. Though it would be nice to have a rebel faction with some actual power to them. Up the spawn rates, up the troop counts in spawns, every rebel city starts with at least double the garrison as before, and hell maybe even somehow make their economy not a total mess. Though that last part doesn't matter too much so long as they increase spawn rates.

  • @partizanlegis

    @partizanlegis

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@xbox_cheeto5338 Europa Barbarorum is the mod for you, it features that exact mechanic

  • @Xander77Ru

    @Xander77Ru

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@RobertusMaximus I've written a whole guide to playing rebels, but yeah, they're only good for a challenge. Barabarian Invasion rebels are slightly more interesting.

  • @xbox_cheeto5338

    @xbox_cheeto5338

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@partizanlegis oh ya I love me some EB :)

  • @isexuallyidentifyasukraini5407
    @isexuallyidentifyasukraini54074 жыл бұрын

    Greek City States: this is the story of how one unit of Spartans conquered the world alongside mass-produced hoplites.

  • @adrianseanheidmann4559

    @adrianseanheidmann4559

    3 жыл бұрын

    easiet campaign by far to be honest. Fucking strong heavy hoplites and you get filthy rich so fucking fast early in the game already.

  • @durinV

    @durinV

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@adrianseanheidmann4559 yeap, H.Hoplites with a few Cretan Arch bois and is a walk in the park , F for the Brutus believing that they could defeat Hoplites from the front

  • @MrHeidiHigh

    @MrHeidiHigh

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe Odysseus bring the Hoplit Unit to Germania too? 🙈

  • @jakebeaudry3888
    @jakebeaudry38884 жыл бұрын

    Scythia: Early Release Attila.

  • @addochandra4745

    @addochandra4745

    3 жыл бұрын

    Horse archer go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

  • @sometingwong2733

    @sometingwong2733

    Ай бұрын

    If only the horse archer in Attila is as good as Scythia horse archer in Rome.

  • @Cawa9475
    @Cawa94754 жыл бұрын

    numidia is insane until you defeat carthage. and rome. and egypt. then it's much easier

  • @szemmellaikus8992

    @szemmellaikus8992

    4 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @rorschach1985ify

    @rorschach1985ify

    4 жыл бұрын

    So it gets easier after you win the game lol.

  • @pavolp.6527

    @pavolp.6527

    4 жыл бұрын

    I played on Normal/normal. It was actually easy after taking Carthage. Maybe Very hard is different

  • @rorschach1985ify

    @rorschach1985ify

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@pavolp.6527 Oh trust me it is. AI gets bonus while you get negatives on both the campaign and battle maps.

  • @pavolp.6527

    @pavolp.6527

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@rorschach1985ify but that is just unfair and unbalanced. Maybe I will give it a shot with Greeks since I find them to be easiest faction to play (phalangs and economy region)

  • @Schniedragon88
    @Schniedragon884 жыл бұрын

    >Spending most of your campaign defeating your enemies with militia hoplites and levy pikemen PREEEAACH!

  • @smdrobot

    @smdrobot

    4 жыл бұрын

    Best roster in the game, when you can actually put money into building stuff instead of having to spam units every which way

  • @janfarkas8953

    @janfarkas8953

    4 жыл бұрын

    Levy pikemen are good tho

  • @stormrunner4081

    @stormrunner4081

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don’t forget milita cavalry got to have someone to chace the archers down

  • @gustavoargumanis1863

    @gustavoargumanis1863

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fucking Armenia, they declared war on me, boasting their magnificent army (that I crushed, thanks to mindblowing AI stupidity) and then when I gathered a lot of soldiers and a lot of mercenaries, they chickened out. Luckily, Parthia was nearby.... MUA HA HA

  • @Handinmapocket

    @Handinmapocket

    4 жыл бұрын

    Best part is that it still holds true for Rome 2

  • @jemert96
    @jemert963 жыл бұрын

    Always love how Egypt casually sends two or three full stacks led by two four star commanders to your cities when you're still playing with mostly hastati

  • @Makofueled
    @Makofueled4 жыл бұрын

    Cao Cao is a cultured Carthaginian

  • @Monika-ok6lp

    @Monika-ok6lp

    4 жыл бұрын

    But at least Cao Meng De has many more allies than them.

  • @delanovanraalte3186

    @delanovanraalte3186

    4 жыл бұрын

    No he is from china

  • @tareke586

    @tareke586

    4 жыл бұрын

    Delano Van raalte r/woooooosh

  • @mr.pizzamozzarella8992

    @mr.pizzamozzarella8992

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tarek E I was going to comment r/Ihavereddit but then I realized that it would contradict the whole thing.

  • @MrHeidiHigh

    @MrHeidiHigh

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@delanovanraalte3186 No cacao is from South America 😝

  • @CD-vg4hl
    @CD-vg4hl4 жыл бұрын

    "Imagine that the highlight of your campaign is being able to recruit Bastarnae." I spit my soda everywhere and you now owe me a new monitor.

  • @joseephus_spank

    @joseephus_spank

    4 жыл бұрын

    C D yo this made me laugh so hard I was wide awake again.

  • @alirezaahmadikhah208

    @alirezaahmadikhah208

    4 жыл бұрын

    I dont get this one, maybe cuz i never played that faction, care to explain?!

  • @awrfcex

    @awrfcex

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@alirezaahmadikhah208 the Best unit this faction can get from the most advanced barracks in the late game, is a shitty mercenary unit, with no armor, most factions can get immedialy

  • @alirezaahmadikhah208

    @alirezaahmadikhah208

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@awrfcex ty for taking the time to explain it to me

  • @awrfcex

    @awrfcex

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@alirezaahmadikhah208 No problem :)

  • @MrGeorge7823
    @MrGeorge78233 жыл бұрын

    That Armenia one is so relevant as of rn whts going on

  • @RobertusMaximus

    @RobertusMaximus

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know that most people won’t know about the Nagorno-Karabakh dilemma. I just hope that people can accept political humor on my channel

  • @tomgee8211

    @tomgee8211

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@RobertusMaximus So the game is like 15 years old, but you uploaded this a year age, but then this Armenian conflict is in the news now. how'd you know about it in 2019?

  • @RobertusMaximus

    @RobertusMaximus

    3 жыл бұрын

    Perhaps I can see the future

  • @cakekilla101

    @cakekilla101

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@RobertusMaximus I'm Armenian but I love the joke and your fortune telling skills.

  • @Air_Didier

    @Air_Didier

    3 жыл бұрын

    You leave maxs’ cult yet?

  • @tompleij5769
    @tompleij57694 жыл бұрын

    The one thing RTW taught me is that GOATS MAKE GOOD EATING.

  • @CT--ox2iu

    @CT--ox2iu

    4 жыл бұрын

    HUNT HIM

  • @noyezz3690

    @noyezz3690

    4 жыл бұрын

    ahhahahahah

  • @j3r3myyyyy

    @j3r3myyyyy

    4 жыл бұрын

    THE ENEMY GENERAL SHOWS HIS WORTH, NOTHING!

  • @BasedPeanutButterEnjoyer

    @BasedPeanutButterEnjoyer

    4 жыл бұрын

    ANY OF OUR WARRIORS WOULD DIE RATHER THAN RUN!

  • @Ugh718

    @Ugh718

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Jurgis Schmedlen '23 HUNT HIM!GOATS MAKE GOOD EATING

  • @acorr14
    @acorr144 жыл бұрын

    Greek cities is the tale of armies made of 4 militia hoplites, 2 slingers and a light cavalry unit conquering the known world.

  • @GoldFsh
    @GoldFsh4 жыл бұрын

    I am the senate. I lost it after that

  • @nurettinburakcevikparmak6298

    @nurettinburakcevikparmak6298

    4 жыл бұрын

    There was nothing after it

  • @stephencooley6916

    @stephencooley6916

    4 жыл бұрын

    The Senate will decide your fate

  • @gabrielalejandrodoldan4722

    @gabrielalejandrodoldan4722

    4 жыл бұрын

    I am the senate Not yeet

  • @Ugh718

    @Ugh718

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nurettinburakcevikparmak6298 Actually there was the senate getting destroyed by mercenary elephants lol XD

  • @CitadelDefense1
    @CitadelDefense14 жыл бұрын

    I love that this game is like 20 years-ish old and we all still play it and still talk about it

  • @jpjpjp453

    @jpjpjp453

    4 жыл бұрын

    Still a hell of a game.

  • @Ugh718

    @Ugh718

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its actually 15 years old but alrighty then I guess lol XD

  • @Lichenroc

    @Lichenroc

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can’t believe it’s still relevant it’s part of my childhood and I never regret getting this game unlike some of the other games I’ve got in the past

  • @KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking

    @KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Silence Peasant!* _We are not that old._

  • @merlanduoLier

    @merlanduoLier

    2 жыл бұрын

    People are playing chess since thousands of years. Let's hope rtw 1 gets the same destiny

  • @michaelchristidis8658
    @michaelchristidis86584 жыл бұрын

    Literally every roman Family:Op and unstoppable Numidia:Better go and jump from your balcony Carthage:Oh nice you get to fight with the romans as their first target Faction The Seleucid Empire:You are destined to be enemies with the Whole Minor Asia Germany:Berzekers...LOTS OF BERZEKERS Parthia:No infantry 4 u

  • @godofwarhammer7655

    @godofwarhammer7655

    4 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z4l91sd9dpfLeaw.html

  • @godofwarhammer7655

    @godofwarhammer7655

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Mlgamer21 kzread.info/dash/bejne/dWuFs7B_ZLDMmLw.html

  • @liquidpotato5343
    @liquidpotato53432 жыл бұрын

    How to play Greece Step 1: recruit 5 hoplites Step 2: place hoplites at a bridge or build a fort close to enemies Step 3: slaughter the entire enemy army in one passage as they try to attack you Step 4: send hoplites to take over weakened enemy city Step 5: BURN THE CITY FOR LOOT Repeat for all your enemies

  • @procter-yt3sj
    @procter-yt3sj4 жыл бұрын

    I remember playing as Greece for the first time and bieng absolutely worried about chariots. Then I saw a couple of hoplite boys completely wipe out an army of chariots and bieng like, wow I severely overestimate them chariots.

  • @smdrobot

    @smdrobot

    4 жыл бұрын

    I've been playing this game since I was a kid, and as a kid when it first came out, I thought playing as Greece was LITTERLY impossible. Now I realise, I was just a dumb fucking kid

  • @Joker-yw9hl

    @Joker-yw9hl

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@smdrobot don't worry I used to think I was a military genius for corner camping in phalanx formation

  • @alexvlaxos6620

    @alexvlaxos6620

    4 жыл бұрын

    You didnt overestimate chariots.you underestimated the hoplite boys

  • @alexanderchristopher6237

    @alexanderchristopher6237

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alex Vlaxos I found chariots in the game to only be really good against non-spear light infantry. Like wrecking enemy archers, skirmishers, and slingers. Also good against light cavalry.

  • @zjotheglorious

    @zjotheglorious

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@alexanderchristopher6237 Against heavy cavalry too

  • @malachimatcho7583
    @malachimatcho75834 жыл бұрын

    The contrast between the narrator’s voice, and his assessment of various factions is just too funny!

  • @malachimatcho7583

    @malachimatcho7583

    4 жыл бұрын

    ???

  • @Saintphoenix86

    @Saintphoenix86

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@malachimatcho7583 Its not this persons voice mate, its a program that's reading text

  • @Lichenroc

    @Lichenroc

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Saintphoenix86 he says it in the video too

  • @scintillam_dei

    @scintillam_dei

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Saintphoenix86 People use that when they want to hide their regional accent. In Spanish videos it's far more common and therefore very annoying.

  • @lumezeanueduard-vasile6908
    @lumezeanueduard-vasile69084 жыл бұрын

    Can't wait for the barbarian invasion memes.

  • @RobertusMaximus

    @RobertusMaximus

    4 жыл бұрын

    Barbarian Warlord I would probably make a Total War: Attila version over a Barbarian Invasion one. Even in the Attila version, I would blatantly reference Barbarian Invasion.

  • @abbba2007

    @abbba2007

    4 жыл бұрын

    Alexander then?

  • @TheConfidentNoob

    @TheConfidentNoob

    4 жыл бұрын

    an nice Make that 8... I think

  • @MrSafior

    @MrSafior

    4 жыл бұрын

    @an nice Because it's the only pré gun powder Total War game that let's you play an indian faction

  • @lyonvensa

    @lyonvensa

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sassanids: Imagine having a unit that can be a general, a heavy cavalry, and horse archers at the same time. Samartians: The Huns and Vandals goes: "Move bitch, get out the way" Goth: All the Huns see Goth is free real estate (Huns really like to settle on Goth territory for some reason) Alemmani: Our archers are better unarmored Berbers: Somehow, people at the other side of the map chose to join us (There's a settlement at the east where a loyalty revolt may happen and changes into a Berber settlement) Western Roman Empire: You either die after the first turn, or live long enough to die from barbarian hordes. Eastern Roman Empire: I wonder how many times we must fight in the same two bridges in one turn. Romano british: Rome set foot in britain again? Guess I'll die.

  • @randomguy9113
    @randomguy91134 жыл бұрын

    I conquered most of the known world as Germania. Just Egypt was able to resist because of how far away they were and how powerful they had already become. It got to a point where we were raising armies and throwing them at each other just to get destroyed and replaced by another new army. It was a bloody stalemate

  • @RJALEXANDER777

    @RJALEXANDER777

    4 жыл бұрын

    Similar problem for me but it was against Rome. And endless war of chosen axemen vs urban cohorts. My own fault for going after the Romans late.

  • @Ugh718

    @Ugh718

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@RJALEXANDER777 Marian reforms: *_ARE WE A JOKE TO U!?_*

  • @alexanderthegreat1356

    @alexanderthegreat1356

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rob Alexander but taking on the Romans late game is most fun...but it’s harder to do with factions close to them e.g Greeks, Carthage, Gaul

  • @jemert96

    @jemert96

    3 жыл бұрын

    You have to defeat Egypt as early as possible, otherwise it becomes very hard. My favorite tactic is conquering Alexandria, Memphis and Thebes and then recruiting armies from there

  • @adrianmunoz7646
    @adrianmunoz76463 жыл бұрын

    Behold, the only Barbarian faction that had the thought to design a ballista. 😂😂😂

  • @fidgetthescout9142
    @fidgetthescout91423 жыл бұрын

    "I guess I'm in the minority of people who actually enjoy playing as Pontus" killed me

  • @pavolp.6527

    @pavolp.6527

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was an interesting campaign

  • @Lichenroc

    @Lichenroc

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nvm that who tf plays as Pontus in RTW 2 for that matter?

  • @collfidel

    @collfidel

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Lichenroc I conquered the whole map with pontus, shits crazy

  • @_Shake_i

    @_Shake_i

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s fun playing as them you get good Cav and decent inf but great temples and a navy that’s great along with an hood spot to expand into turkey and going east

  • @Stray___

    @Stray___

    2 жыл бұрын

    Maybe my favorite long campaign so far, and I've played Scipii, Britannia, Scythia and Seleucids. At least on DarthMod.

  • @edumanz5044
    @edumanz50444 жыл бұрын

    I really miss Rome now time to install again

  • @Ugh718

    @Ugh718

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol I still have it and play it to this day XD.Especially as the britons.Man they're awesome lol Edit:Oh,and the egyptians

  • @theterrorofdimensions1326

    @theterrorofdimensions1326

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's available on Steam now, so there's a win if you don't have the discs anymore.

  • @torgomaghanyan7633
    @torgomaghanyan76334 жыл бұрын

    I'm Armenian, and my country part was so true! Sob.

  • @mobiushelldoctor1423

    @mobiushelldoctor1423

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm partially Armenian and I didn't know it was a faction I'm going to play them asap

  • @torgomaghanyan7633

    @torgomaghanyan7633

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mobiushelldoctor1423 you should, but i would warn you that faction are incomplete and have many historical errors, especially in economics part and in the names of the kings.

  • @torgomaghanyan7633

    @torgomaghanyan7633

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Wuanslm yeah, the creators gave a fuck only about Rome

  • @chelsblue7370

    @chelsblue7370

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Berserking Bishop I remember playing as Germans being easier than any Roman faction. It was fun while I pulverized the Britons but as soon as I had to fight Rome, I quit. It's like self-mutilation, who needs that :D

  • @torgomaghanyan7633

    @torgomaghanyan7633

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Berserking Bishop the problem with barbarian factions is their undeveloped city's, basically all of your battles must be held in the fields p.s here is no more op unit in the game as Armenian heavy cataphract archers

  • @marijankrajnovic4348
    @marijankrajnovic43484 жыл бұрын

    When I saw how many subscribes you have i felt bad You're way too underrated

  • @Lichenroc
    @Lichenroc3 жыл бұрын

    “You will discover how a bunch of hoplite boys can destroy an entire faction...” that cracked me up 😂

  • @adams4313
    @adams43134 жыл бұрын

    This is my new favorite YT video

  • @teutoncross3817
    @teutoncross38173 жыл бұрын

    This video about to blow up

  • @Razzrazz90
    @Razzrazz904 жыл бұрын

    I am impressed that you managed to get through summarizing Greece without once directly mentioning Spartans or 300

  • @AndromedaPrima

    @AndromedaPrima

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well tbh if some hoplite bois can already commit genocide, then 300 spartans would make you the ruler of the world in this game

  • @SgtValentine8448
    @SgtValentine84484 жыл бұрын

    I enjoyed Pontus as well. I conquered every other faction in the Middle East just to keep The Seleucid Empire. Only for them to attack me. So I stomped them into the mud. Also as Gremania Chosen Axe men were more powerful than the berserkers. I stomped three armies in a row with just a army of Chosen Axe Men. No General nothing but them. I stomped. Also they are cheaper can be recruited from any level three Barracks and only one turn for recruitment.

  • @malachimatcho7583

    @malachimatcho7583

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wolf Valentine84 Yeah man I wished the ally system was a bit more realistic. I’ve played as factions who sole purpose was to keep other factions from getting steamrolled, only to have them turn on me. It’s absurd to fight all of your ally’s enemies, then have them turn around and attack you. WTF!

  • @malachimatcho7583

    @malachimatcho7583

    4 жыл бұрын

    And as often as your scenario happens, I should expect it. But after I wage war against my allies enemies, I always feel so bitter about it. Damn, I just wasted 75 years just helping you ungrateful bastards!

  • @stygian8049

    @stygian8049

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@malachimatcho7583 there's only you, and the world. Allies doesn't exist here

  • @malachimatcho7583

    @malachimatcho7583

    4 жыл бұрын

    Stygian ? Yeah you’re right. Only way I’ve gotten around it is when my nearby cities are all filled with a massive army, then they won’t even attack. But still, not the same thing as an actually ally, which don’t exist.

  • @masterexploder9668

    @masterexploder9668

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's where the name "Total War" comes from. So I don't bother with diplomacy other than trade rights and squeezing money from AI by selling them world maps. In Medieval 2 I just fight multiple enemies at once, because everybody has chronic backstab disorder and even great chivalry reputation doesn't help.

  • @BlueStreakActual
    @BlueStreakActual4 жыл бұрын

    Haven't played this game in 7 years but just got this in my reccomendations today.

  • @bluegeniusw1186
    @bluegeniusw11863 жыл бұрын

    2:15 Here we go again, and again and again XD

  • @aidanmattys7488
    @aidanmattys74884 жыл бұрын

    Nice to see Sir Swag paving the way for a new genre of videos

  • @jackstrayfeald1007
    @jackstrayfeald10074 жыл бұрын

    2:27 That actually happened in one of my campaigns. It was only one olephant though...

  • @tangofivefivesix
    @tangofivefivesix4 жыл бұрын

    Man, what a true summary, fantastic video!

  • @Priyo866
    @Priyo8664 жыл бұрын

    This was just amazing. The deadpan AI delivery made it even more hilarious.

  • @godofwarhammer7655

    @godofwarhammer7655

    4 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z4l91sd9dpfLeaw.html

  • @muriloteodoro224
    @muriloteodoro2244 жыл бұрын

    The Seleucid Empire one was just perfect

  • @malachimatcho7583

    @malachimatcho7583

    4 жыл бұрын

    Murilo Teodoro TRUE!! Everyone jumps on your ass so fast, you really have to use a lot of skill to even survive before you can recruit the good units.

  • @davidb3155

    @davidb3155

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@malachimatcho7583 what I do is pack all my shit up, burn my cities down so the ai can't use them and set sail to Athens and rebuild from there.

  • @laszlobencebari8677

    @laszlobencebari8677

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@davidb3155 I usually conquer Egypt while relatively on the defensive when it comes to other fronts in the first round. From that point, it's easy-peasy with the better troops already available.

  • @solar8446

    @solar8446

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@davidb3155 lol, two squads of spearmans and another bridge or a gates

  • @Einstellung
    @Einstellung Жыл бұрын

    This is beautiful. What a work of art

  • @richardneale2734
    @richardneale27342 жыл бұрын

    Once an enemy has damaged the walls I never repair them, then in subsequent sieges they just drop all equipment and rush the entrance. Well two archers on each sides, and if you have them a phallanx just away from the entrance, and you literally never lose. Same with river defences, although siege engines really are a pain.

  • @RobertusMaximus

    @RobertusMaximus

    2 жыл бұрын

    I found the worst thing about sieges to be the defending units having infinite morale in the city/town centers.

  • @shadownight9956
    @shadownight99564 жыл бұрын

    Britania: being the younger brother of Egypt in Europe spamming chariots into full doom stack infantry’s of roomans

  • @sunidhisharma8520
    @sunidhisharma85202 жыл бұрын

    Wow those nation symbols are triggering serious nostalgia RN

  • @notevenclown9304
    @notevenclown93044 жыл бұрын

    fastest and most accurate Rome total war review

  • @TheSnakeboy11
    @TheSnakeboy114 жыл бұрын

    I was pleasantly surprised to see that this video was posted so recently, I though Rome 1 was long dead

  • @Nutty31313

    @Nutty31313

    4 жыл бұрын

    just because it's 15 years old and was released when I just started primary school, doesn't mean it's not good enough to still have people playing it.

  • @lautaroespora4920

    @lautaroespora4920

    4 жыл бұрын

    Legends never die.

  • @ofallmyintention9496
    @ofallmyintention94964 жыл бұрын

    Hey: Pontus is in my top four favorites, along with Egypt, the Seleucid Empire, and Carthage.

  • @warkillerman5044
    @warkillerman50442 жыл бұрын

    i named my Germania campaign asterix and Obelix because my berserkers punch every thing to the moon

  • @TotalWarDesigner
    @TotalWarDesigner4 жыл бұрын

    I AM THE SENATE!

  • @Luke-tt3dt

    @Luke-tt3dt

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not yet.

  • @arfn1973

    @arfn1973

    4 жыл бұрын

    Is a treason then.

  • @metaldragon8632

    @metaldragon8632

    4 жыл бұрын

    *Screeches while spinning as it’s a good trick*

  • @Lichenroc
    @Lichenroc3 жыл бұрын

    I remember as kid when I played this game I’d casually activate the RomeShell cheat engine and I’d just spam my armies with Oliphaunts and conquer the game within three days. Good times...

  • @RobertusMaximus

    @RobertusMaximus

    3 жыл бұрын

    Random question - which factions did you find the hardest?

  • @holyshades6462
    @holyshades64624 жыл бұрын

    "I am the Senate" has me dieing

  • @anubisd613
    @anubisd6134 жыл бұрын

    Dacia is my favorite

  • @rahulv8882
    @rahulv88824 жыл бұрын

    With whatever faction you start, build ships and grab as many island territories as possible right in beginning of the game. These island territories will not be attacked often and generate great income!

  • @Scornbrand
    @Scornbrand4 жыл бұрын

    Hope to see more like this one

  • @TaylorBrosTV
    @TaylorBrosTV3 жыл бұрын

    I would love more of these

  • @phiphedude7684
    @phiphedude76844 жыл бұрын

    I love playing as pontus lol, and great vid had a good laugh

  • @smdrobot
    @smdrobot4 жыл бұрын

    I love Parthia, and so when I decided to mix it up as them and do a Migrant campaign, I booted Thrace out and settled in Northern Macedonia. Cause gotta face them pikes as ponies I guess. PS: that actually was my favorite campaign I've played in any total war game, in huge part to, despite having been allies since I settled up in Thrace, Greece betrayed me the second we bordered. And what followed what an absolutely massive war that had me get more attached to a general than I ever have in a total war game, and was genuinely sad when he died of old age the turn before the siege of Sparta

  • @blazodeolireta
    @blazodeolireta4 жыл бұрын

    thanks for reminding me my childhood.

  • @ivancolonna7520
    @ivancolonna75204 жыл бұрын

    I’ll be entirely honest, playing as Thrace has been a blast so far. In the beginning I use my diplomats to offer up trade rights, alliances, and map information all for 3,000 denarri each deal with each and every faction. I knew of how powerful the Romans were, so I sent a daring military expedition to Illyria and Epirus, and was able to decimate the infant Brutii colonies and got filthy rich, because of my actions; the Roman expansion was permanently stalled to where they only wanted to expand as far as Thermon. Fast forward to 173 B.C.E., I had conquered the Britannia’s Isles (including Ireland), I am the ruler of all of the Black Sea, conquered all of Anatolia (Turkey), conducting beach assaults upon Macedon-Greece, and take away Cyprus, Tarsus, and Antioch from Ptolemy-Egypt.

  • @sangheilientertainment5157
    @sangheilientertainment51574 жыл бұрын

    2:23 Battle of Pelannor Fields colorized. year unknown

  • @onurgorkemgurkan4719
    @onurgorkemgurkan47194 жыл бұрын

    I have a modern rig, but I cannot get proper graphic quality on this game. People say it is because the game is old. So if you are using any mods to get this level of quality let me know.

  • @antiochrecords9283
    @antiochrecords92834 жыл бұрын

    I really like this one sentence videos

  • @KarlPHorse
    @KarlPHorse4 жыл бұрын

    The scythia one was way too accurate.

  • @vortexmilitant757
    @vortexmilitant7574 жыл бұрын

    Glad that people still enjoy this game

  • @sykeraid4944
    @sykeraid49444 жыл бұрын

    Aw man, no joke on the Germans having a hoplite unit?

  • @godofwarhammer7655

    @godofwarhammer7655

    4 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z4l91sd9dpfLeaw.html

  • @LyricalDJ

    @LyricalDJ

    4 жыл бұрын

    Actually It's probably a reference to how the Germanics had a love for spears. Apparently Odin/Wodan used a spear so the spear was a much more respected weapon for them than it was for many other nations.

  • @AndromedaPrima

    @AndromedaPrima

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, i was shocked by the moment i realized that some half naked dudes have the ability to make a phalanx formation

  • @mustafah.dundar8731
    @mustafah.dundar87314 жыл бұрын

    Recently completed seleucid campaign and i couldn't agree more

  • @mikek6159
    @mikek61594 жыл бұрын

    Spot on with Seleucids lmao

  • @jpjpjp453
    @jpjpjp4534 жыл бұрын

    Am currently playing the Julii long campaign Max/Max and am in a near stalemate fighting Gaul, Spain, Germania, Dacia and Briton. Finances are shit for various reasons and it's all i can do to deal with the attrition amongst the troops. Winning strings of battle but still on the back foot. Man, i love the challenge.

  • @fitz7231
    @fitz72314 жыл бұрын

    Playing a game as Parthia after Egypt steamrolled the Selucids consisted of waiting for them to lay siege - setting their ram on fire, battering down my own walls from the inside with catapults to destroy their ladders - then waiting for the timer to run out. Worked like a charm.

  • @Dfathurr
    @Dfathurr4 жыл бұрын

    Can you make these with shogun total war and/or total war : three kingdoms.

  • @tobivsmaximvs7401
    @tobivsmaximvs74013 жыл бұрын

    Awesome summery bro, many laughs had!

  • @RobertusMaximus

    @RobertusMaximus

    3 жыл бұрын

    Glad you enjoyed!

  • @ticTHEhero
    @ticTHEhero4 жыл бұрын

    The berserkers joke was hilarious)

  • @faust1707
    @faust17074 жыл бұрын

    nice video man

  • @deni140492deni
    @deni140492deni4 жыл бұрын

    300 berserkers x 5000 eastern infantry. Poor pink guys

  • @michaelchristidis8658

    @michaelchristidis8658

    4 жыл бұрын

    deni140492deni They dont stand a chance

  • @AleksaStojkovic77
    @AleksaStojkovic774 жыл бұрын

    Well, you forgot to mention that you can win every battle with a couple of units of Macedonian cavalry.

  • @montinyek6554
    @montinyek65543 жыл бұрын

    The Armenia one aged really well given the current war

  • @k.l3062
    @k.l30624 жыл бұрын

    Do medieval 2

  • @RobertusMaximus

    @RobertusMaximus

    4 жыл бұрын

    K L Link to it at the end of the video. Enjoy!

  • @Kaldor-Draigo-h6q

    @Kaldor-Draigo-h6q

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@RobertusMaximus you got a new fucking subscriber right here. You're underrated!!

  • @alengiregozoglu2478
    @alengiregozoglu24784 жыл бұрын

    im falling in love with Total war series :)))))))))))

  • @Nutty31313

    @Nutty31313

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Ibrahim Awad I'd say that while Hearts of Iron (the only Paradox GS game I have played so far) is great, there is something about Rome Total War in particular that just makes it a timeless classic for me.

  • @Nutty31313

    @Nutty31313

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Ibrahim Awad I haven't played any more recent Total War games than Medieval 2 (played Med 1, Rome 1, Med 2 and a demo for Empire I think) and Rome 1 is my favourite of those, followed by Med 2. I did admittedly give up after Med 2, the ones following Shogun 2 (which I think looked good, but didn't really capture me enough to buy it) started to lose what made the series great. Diplomacy is one of the problems in the series, it's not very in depth and whether due to a bug or design it is basically meaningless as it almost seems hard coded for everyone to hate you and you will go to war with basically everyone over the course of a campaign whether you choose to or not ("allies" will often back stab you eventually) The Total War AI is bad enough across the series that it is basically a meme at this point. Rome 1 is no different, the battlefield AI is basically brain dead, it can throw away generals, poor use of phalanxes, and it's even worse in city sieges, especially attacking cities. Also Med 2 has great music, but Rome 1 has the best music in my ears, although not historical at all. Rome 1's combat is often very fast paced, especially when cavalry is involved. Imagine the cavalry from Med 2, except with a slightly less powerful charge, but you can charge 2 metres and get the bonus for it. Phalanxes are also hilarious when defending a city or bridge, even militia hoplites (the worse phalanx in the game) can hold it's own at a choke point against decent enemy infantry and cavalry. Under prolonged fighting they will eventually flee, but that's when you have another phalanx of Spartan hoplites (arguably best unit in the game) behind them. HoI definitely wins in terms of diplomacy (although I've heard other Paradox games are better than HoI in that area), AI and overall war strategy. However I feel like Rome 1 still has it's place with the very fun (if often one sided) battles.

  • @Watcher-in-the-Dark

    @Watcher-in-the-Dark

    4 жыл бұрын

    One of us, one of us.

  • @reespect6058

    @reespect6058

    4 жыл бұрын

    Total war is all about the battles honestly, grand strategy doesn't have that

  • @alexanderthegreat1356
    @alexanderthegreat13564 жыл бұрын

    This is amazing

  • @RemiVIDS
    @RemiVIDS3 жыл бұрын

    1:55 The Scythians are so powerful they can shoot arrows from their bows sideways.

  • @MrLeopoldho
    @MrLeopoldho3 жыл бұрын

    This is brilliant, laughed at all of them

  • @johnmurdoch3083
    @johnmurdoch30834 жыл бұрын

    I loved playing as pontus. Why would someone not want to? They have a super balanced roster

  • @cathalodiubhain5739
    @cathalodiubhain57394 жыл бұрын

    I think this is the best of all the total war games..Its just pity I cant play it anymore with the new updates

  • @stefanosavrabos3141
    @stefanosavrabos31414 жыл бұрын

    The Macedonian faction has the logo of the spartans which means Λακεδαιμονα (Σπαρτη-Sparta) in greek . That's why their shields had the letter L or Λ... in greek😁.

  • @Saintphoenix86

    @Saintphoenix86

    4 жыл бұрын

    Im guessing you never actually played this game

  • @stefanosavrabos3141

    @stefanosavrabos3141

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Saintphoenix86 Did I offend you somehow ? It would be great if I had the honor to read your next answer. You know sir, the tradition of my country forces me to improve the ability of being kind and gentle.

  • @Bloodwest
    @Bloodwest4 жыл бұрын

    lol always thought Dacia is just a generic barbarian faction without anything special comparing to similar (barbarian) ones. well, i guess ballistae is one hell of unique (and NOTICABLE) thing for barbarian faction to have. Is Pontus that bad though? I think pikemen automatically push their faction up to viable tier at least.

  • @Bloodwest

    @Bloodwest

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Nambani Daramfimeie are you saying that from historical perspective

  • @artashparalitycy2671
    @artashparalitycy26714 жыл бұрын

    very good video

  • @Wowa9305
    @Wowa93054 жыл бұрын

    That *I am the Senate* got me. Hard style... 😂

  • @zerosuitsamus2340
    @zerosuitsamus23404 жыл бұрын

    Hope to see Barbarian Invasion next. Hahaha I AM THE SENATE

  • @RobertusMaximus

    @RobertusMaximus

    4 жыл бұрын

    Zero Suit Samus I would probably make a Total War: Attila version over a Barbarian Invasion one. Even in the Attila version, I would blatantly reference Barbarian Invasion.

  • @arthurkurbedzis
    @arthurkurbedzis3 жыл бұрын

    Briefly and to the point.

  • @willforlife_
    @willforlife_4 жыл бұрын

    well thank you for this

  • @SpacedudeProductions
    @SpacedudeProductions2 жыл бұрын

    The Armenian one had no right being that right 😰

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM4 жыл бұрын

    Truly painful to play a faction with crazy units that you never get to use Cough Isengard.. cough cough.

  • @peaceplease5621
    @peaceplease56214 жыл бұрын

    please more videos like this one

  • @Rome895
    @Rome8953 жыл бұрын

    The numidian part KILLED me jesus! HAHAHAHA this video is just Perfect!

  • @tomasrrcano2298
    @tomasrrcano22984 жыл бұрын

    Amazing

  • @Old_Guard2
    @Old_Guard24 жыл бұрын

    I love that this video about my favorite game has a quarter of 1 million views.

  • @ErikAdalbertvanNagel
    @ErikAdalbertvanNagel4 жыл бұрын

    Berserkers as powerful as in gears of war lol.

  • @shikarileto191
    @shikarileto1913 жыл бұрын

    how do you play as all these factions in rome: total war's campaign? all i can play as is the roman houses. (i have rome Collaction)

  • @RobertusMaximus

    @RobertusMaximus

    3 жыл бұрын

    Look up a tutorial on how to unlock all the Rome TW Factions. It’s very easy. It just requires you to go into your local game files and switch some text around. Careful with playing the Rebels and SPQR. They can easily make your game crash

  • @pandorasangel2747
    @pandorasangel27474 жыл бұрын

    The Carthage one is so true omg I keep trying to keep them as one of my allies but they keep declaring war against me a few turns later even when I have total control of Europe lol

  • @kofola9145

    @kofola9145

    4 жыл бұрын

    It is called total war. Not diplomacy.

  • @pandorasangel2747

    @pandorasangel2747

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@kofola9145 I had 4 other countries trying to invade me while dealing with civil unrest from overpopulation. One less problem to deal with seems very worth it at the moment lol

  • @reecemarshall8771
    @reecemarshall87714 жыл бұрын

    You sound just like sir swag

  • @garretteales1607
    @garretteales16072 жыл бұрын

    Julii steamroll! The scipio one had me rolling. One elephant unit and that's it. Why I like the Brutii campaign the best

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