Alright, let's get this out on my screen.

@papabearpaw5866

3 жыл бұрын

Nice!

@skipnick

3 жыл бұрын

N i c e

@jeffharmse

3 жыл бұрын

mmm, nice.

@borischervenkov3047

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Steve1989MRE

3 жыл бұрын

nice

"It's not like I'm on the go, I'm just standing in this room" I imagine Steve literally just standing in the room, silent, while waiting for the required 3-4 hours to "take it over to lunch".

@rcreccomendationsforpeople3906

3 жыл бұрын

T-posing the entire time.

@nikolaibaughman8828

3 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow member of new monarchy.

@matthewblodgett1789

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@SammiNpc

3 жыл бұрын

I imagine him just staring blankly at the wall.

@darth2774

3 жыл бұрын

Dead orbit 4 life

I wish I could use Steve’s voice for my GPS. “In 500 feet, turn left on Maple. Nice!”

@tmaster6459

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@adksherm

3 жыл бұрын

Id pay for this. And a cd of his compositions from the intros!

@Around_blax_dont_relax

3 жыл бұрын

@@adksherm you know he makes all of those himself?

@saagiebawlz

3 жыл бұрын

@@Around_blax_dont_relax no way I was just asking myself where he gets those!

@TheOneTrueChris

3 жыл бұрын

"Let's get this car into a parking space. Nice!"

I wonder if Steve realizes how comforting and stabilizing he is?

@elenijmaddox

3 жыл бұрын

He helps me fall asleep. He soothes me.

@r2dxhate

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's the music. He should release an album

@bandongogogo

3 жыл бұрын

duuuuuuudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee +1

@bandongogogo

3 жыл бұрын

this guy and couple other ytbers are keeping me sane through my struggles. Steve, thanks mate!

@PhillipeHasselhoff

3 жыл бұрын

Steve is like a cool older brother, those kind of people you can trust.

I'm convinced that steve only does the face cam to flex his tshirts

@DeathBYDesign666

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it seems like every shirt he has is a movie meme shirt and this time it's Biff from back to the future. I found the coolest one ever though, it's "You're killing me Smalls" from The Sandlot. I bet Steve would appreciate it and wishes he had one.

@Pyrethryn

3 жыл бұрын

He has some pretty sweet t-shirts, to be fair.

@1xayekim

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pyrethryn to beeeeeee faaaaair

@HazardReaper

3 жыл бұрын

ya mean flexin them biceps xd

@SaberViper

3 жыл бұрын

@@1xayekim allegedlys

Just realized Steve is in Florida. "Florida Man hospitalized after consuming field rations from the Battle of Thermopylae"

@memet5811

3 жыл бұрын

Nice hahahaha

@MrDmitriRavenoff

3 жыл бұрын

Naw, Steve's immune system should be researched to find the cure for covid. The antibodies he has developed after all these consumings would be astounding to scientists.

@XanthosAcanthus

3 жыл бұрын

Florida man is merely an idea. Any one of us can be Florida man. Rise.

@nikbalagot7644

3 жыл бұрын

Steve , drink the TEA!

@Samsun55

3 жыл бұрын

Lool

As a former Singaporean soldier, I must say Steve's reactions and actions especially adding water to biscuits and the dislike for the pasta is exactly what I would react and do too. But then again, we prefer to buy our own canned food and stuff and usually leave most of the rations back in bunk :)

@otterofconfusion3850

2 жыл бұрын

You got to give it to Steve, he went into this blind. I remember we would pick and choose our 'favourite' rations and avoid some like the plague. The 'suay' ones will get the flavours that nobody wants.

@tupolevi

2 жыл бұрын

@@otterofconfusion3850 suay = unlucky or bad luck!

Response from my friend who served in the singaporean national service: "You have no idea how foul that shit tastes, we used to literally survive by JUST eating the Pocari sweat powder on its own, like maybe choking down a biscuit or two, but NO ONE ate the meal rations. One time we were doing a training exercise, and someone threw their MRE at one of the wild pigs on the island. The pig just sniffed it and ran off. EVEN THE BOARS WOULDNT EAT IT BRO" hahaha

@omarmoran3097

2 жыл бұрын

that's funny 😂😂

@HonduranMegatron

2 жыл бұрын

You know something is horrible when even a Wild Boar won’t go near it

@MaZEEZaM

2 жыл бұрын

They do look like bowls of sick.

@francisphang242

2 жыл бұрын

I'll raise you one better... When I was doing NS in SG we used to bait rat traps in our camp with leftover commercial biscuits and camp-issue cakes (pandan / butter cakes etc). Come morning, those with the commercial biscuits usually had a trapped rat, but in my 2 years in and reservist, I NEVER saw the rats go for the army-issue cakes. It says something about the quality of the packed foods when even RATS won't eat them. The pasta ration and sausage appetizers however wasn't that bad when I got them both in-camp and outside. The curry rice on the other hand looked, smelt and tasted like vomit...

@planescaped

Жыл бұрын

The peanut and lotus looked like the grease in the bottom of the pan after you bake a turkey... I'm guessing the actual meal it's approximating looks more appealing. XD

"It smells like death..." Proceeds to eat.

@KowboyUSA

3 жыл бұрын

That's our boy.

@theunknown7683

3 жыл бұрын

You know how little that narrows it down for him?

@realironballs

3 жыл бұрын

@@KowboyUSA Steve is a legend!

@matthewblodgett1789

3 жыл бұрын

Strong and ridiculous fish rot lol

@Cthulhunoms

3 жыл бұрын

"*takes bite* ...Oh..."

It speaks volumes when a man who ate 150 year old hardtack refuses to finish an MRE.

@WozWozEre

3 жыл бұрын

Or 120 year old beef.

@pagongtagi6124

3 жыл бұрын

MRE - Meals Rejected by the Enemy

@koniczka2000

3 жыл бұрын

@@pagongtagi6124 nice one

@seanc9520

3 жыл бұрын

Does not matter which set he got,the main course is usually horrible in taste. Deserts are usually quite good though. The duck rice brings back nightmares.

@marcothommen2484

3 жыл бұрын

ouch!

"They would be nice on the go, however, I'm not on the go...I'm just standing in this room" What a legend.

@Speellman

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Man, I did two years as a conscript in the Singapore armed forces almost ten years ago and I remember this fondly. Literally cheered when he poured water into the biscuit packet because exactly that's what we all did all the time to turn the biscuits into a sort of cake.

@burntgoat

2 жыл бұрын

huh legit you're supposed to add water to the biscuits? this is the first time I'm seeing this sia

@DC-ru5xz

2 жыл бұрын

@@burntgoat the biscuits are very hard, almost like hardtack. By dunking it in water or tea/coffee, you soften it and the texture is close to that of a small snack cake

@ultimaxed8239

Жыл бұрын

@@burntgoat yea people used to do that, I also used to add some milo powder into the cocoa biscuits then add water and mix the whole thing to give it a stronger cocoa + sweet taste

@Mr-Wisdomthief

Жыл бұрын

i made a big mistake while outfield, ate the fruit bars and biscuits as they were, had constipation for 3 days

@aeden6331

4 ай бұрын

Was the chicken pasta as bad as Steve was experiencing? Or was it better then?

Hello from Singapore, I remember trying to feed this to some stray dogs when I was out in the field for a training exercise. The dogs were hungry and even they didn't want to eat this.

@ktkace

3 жыл бұрын

Legendary duck rice ration made the dogs run off after a wiff! 1st run only as it's discontinued shortly after!

@broyderpole7497

3 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile Steve: “a rich flavor” “complex” “spicy” Edit: just got to the sambal nevermind

@IanThamistehawesome

3 жыл бұрын

@@broyderpole7497it's quite different when you're on a field exercise, I swear morale boosting were not on the minds of the developers of this MRE. However the menu that Steve got was one of the better tasting ones, there are many many other worse options.

@TheAverageSushi

3 жыл бұрын

@@broyderpole7497 That didn't age properly, haha.

@joshuakim5240

3 жыл бұрын

@@broyderpole7497 Great breakfast and lunch, only to get a horrendously awful dinner.

"This not being on the tray bothers me." Never change, Steve.

@amy-l0sxcee486

3 жыл бұрын

💘💖

@TheNecrokage

2 жыл бұрын

Fo real, 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@davestier6247

10 ай бұрын

"Let's get this back onto a tray" "nice"

Hello Steve! Greetings from Singapore! That army biscuits that you had right there is so hard that if you throw it fast enough at an enemy soldier he might suffer from a concussion.

@capx9905

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that the same for everything?

@ninjagamingxplayz6585

3 жыл бұрын

Yes it can penetrate a standard army ballistic helmet and a plate carrier

@FerretsForever94

2 жыл бұрын

Weaponised snacks, very innovative but not very good for morale

@3xj704

2 жыл бұрын

The ones from the 90s (in green colour packagina) was harder bro.

@laoshufen91

2 жыл бұрын

@@3xj704 omg I had those when my uncle came back from his ICT. It was definitely harder than the ones above lol

Man, those biscuits are a lifesaver. During my week long field training I bartered off all my MREs to my platoonmates for their biscuits. Lived off biscuits, tea and desserts for five days, and didn't take a crap for an entire week.

@gabrielyeow1127

2 жыл бұрын

Awesome. Will try that next year

@LooNciFeRx

2 жыл бұрын

Same. I would only eat biscuits, fruit bars, desserts and drinks. The pasta smells terrible. Didn't shit for 5 days too

@alecgamer420

Жыл бұрын

@@LooNciFeRx lol that's about the limit to where I would start to get really worried

@tylerchambers6246

Жыл бұрын

@@alecgamer420 I've gone 13 days without taking a dump before, it's not exactly a medical emergency it's just constipation.

@sholva6809

Жыл бұрын

@@LooNciFeRx I call bullshit since dried fruit which is in the fruit bars is a natural laxative.

The dramatic eerie zoom-ins at the random items kill me every time. Like we have to watch out for that glorified Fig Newton.

@finn7530

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO I laughed at it too.

@Ohbeesneeze

3 жыл бұрын

Finlay Gaskins I read this comment before watching the video, and knowing to look out for the lurking evil of the fig Newton killed me 😭

@finn_in_the_bin5263

3 жыл бұрын

you sure fuckin do. CONSTANT VIGILANCE

@anew742

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp is 6:20 for those wondering

@bigsmall246

2 жыл бұрын

Never knew there was a snack like that. It's not very common outside of Europe and North America I think.

Steve: * worrying about consuming food coloring * Also Steve: * eats 100 year old meat biscuit *

@bubmer

3 жыл бұрын

"at least it doesn't turn your tongue red"

@49ersrules32

3 жыл бұрын

Just saw him eat a old ww2 ration how has this foo not shit himself to dea death I ate a bad apple and was sick for a day

@ReykuTheDefiler

3 жыл бұрын

This is the way.

@tboda2621

3 жыл бұрын

Let's get a nice bite of this fish rot!!!!! Steve, we're not going to fine you or anything! Please dont eat stuff that smells and tastes like fish rot! DANG!!!!

@notgray88

3 жыл бұрын

@@49ersrules32 I ate an apple halfway, let it sit out for 2 days, and then finished it after it had finished browning. I must have a really good immune system.

I visit Singapore pretty frequently, and they have such an amazing food culture there that it really surprises me how unappetizing their rations are compared to many other countries’.

@user-dd8vo7or2d

3 жыл бұрын

Trust me the SAF rations are pure filth. There are only a few edible options. The rest are pukes in a green bag.

@user-dd8vo7or2d

3 жыл бұрын

@@rayh.9130 I ORDed two years ago and when I left it was still pretty shit. Only the pastas are edible and even then not all pastas are good. The only redeeming quality is that when you are hungry, everything taste good. Had an exchange program with the US Marines and their MRE taste so much better than ours.

@Ealsante

3 жыл бұрын

@@rayh.9130 Propaganda, darling. It's called propaganda.

@joshualee1685

3 жыл бұрын

I agree the pasta was the only thing remotably edible (also the lentils IMO). But we never had the time to heat up our food, I'd reckon they'd taste much better heated.

@Luciia-T

Жыл бұрын

Tbh when your in army you don't really have the time to go and cook ur food for 2 hours so that's why they provide you with concrete biscuits and basically saying deal with it

Therapist: “Dense fruit bar isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.” Dense fruit bar: 6:21

@brianartillery

2 жыл бұрын

Dense fruit bar: "Hold my beer..."

I forgot how freaking jacked Steve was, look at those guns.

@maximilianavdeev7363

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm, Steve is jacked.

@platobach8309

3 жыл бұрын

Maximilian Avdeev : No one can accuse our boy of being 10-ply.

@Doc_Hawk

3 жыл бұрын

Probably works off all the calories at the gym

@lolololollo5377

3 жыл бұрын

@Horst Wessel i see what ya did there. Damn right. Your not hunting him...HE'S HUNTING YOU!

@AA-xk7gy

3 жыл бұрын

He works out before every review I’m pretty sure

WE LOVE YOU STEVE!

@skipnick

3 жыл бұрын

i love you too, look at this, two commenters, getting friendly.

@Steve1989MRE

3 жыл бұрын

I love all you guys, and am glad to be back with a little something new (and old tonight)

@rockm.6227

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm, lots of love

@A_Salted_Fishe

3 жыл бұрын

@@Steve1989MRE Nice!

@matts9979

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. This is my favorite channel on KZread by far. Way too underrated.

As a conscript from Singapore 30 years ago, the standard of ration has gone up exponentially since. The dog biscuit or hard tac was even harder back then. And all we had with 5 packs of those biscuits were a can of baked beans, a can of sardine and another can mysterious dissolved chicken for 48 hours.

During my active medic days, i ate only the biscuits when we go for outfield training. We brought our own rations of instant noodles, canned tuna and some snacks. The smell of the meals is a turnoff.

@thiskeithlee

3 жыл бұрын

True but from what I heard from my Teachers he said that it’s much more edible now and does not smell that bad he is still in reservist period

@fashionemporium7670

3 жыл бұрын

When were your active years?

@achillesrodriguezxx3958

3 жыл бұрын

Well there's good news before I left in April 2020. There was Ayam brand tuna and salmon spread in the accessory pack. The ration is still shit, they have a new menu now. The only edible stuff is the Hotdog and egg stew in tomato sauce.

The way he zoomed in in that fruit bar scared me idk why

@davidcool5189

3 жыл бұрын

Same. I thought it was some foreshadowing of nastiness.

@Gabor.Bujdoso

3 жыл бұрын

At that point I thought that the fruit bar was evil, but later came the plot twist and it turned out that the pasta is the killer.

@brianartillery

3 жыл бұрын

It was almost as if some disgusting parasite was going to burst it's way out. Very disconcerting - not just the zoom in, but the slight rotation given to it. A camera move often seen in horror movies, like in one of the 'Saw' movies, just before the reverse bear trap goes off, or that crooked lawyer is blinded and impaled. It made me pull back from the screen.

@ljb8157

3 жыл бұрын

I though, for sure, it was foreshadowing

@kurtownsj00

3 жыл бұрын

After having thought the same as everyone else, I thought maybe it was so let thet CLUNK (disply of density) sink in.

You know that when Steve stops eating a ration its horrible

@djrdx2124

3 жыл бұрын

And the halal ones were better than the usual ones too.... I hated the singaporean rations when i was in the army, they tasted like shit compared to the other ones i had over the years.

@feardrinker

3 жыл бұрын

Truth.

@norjainvictus735

3 жыл бұрын

You know that when Steve stops eating a ration and removes it from his immediate vicinity that it would likely kill a normal person.

@mrcheesemunch

3 жыл бұрын

Not even spoiled or ancient, he'll eat that shit all day. Just plain bad. That's a big oof for the people who make that menu.

@DanielsY2J

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, when he said that it smelled like death i was like "whaaaat? It must be the worst thing ever created then!"

The zoom in on the fruit bar was like a important npc dialogue was about to happen LOL

The pasta is definitely very notorious for being one of those rations that most servicemen hated in training. Great video as always, Steve!

that zoom in on the fruit bar was both intriguing and disconcerting at the same time

@mariamartins367

3 жыл бұрын

Hés been playing with the buttons i think.

@kawaiilotus

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it was my favourite bit of the review, had a little giggle with that zoom

@botobop

3 жыл бұрын

The first comment I’ve seen mentioning it.

@Giblet12

3 жыл бұрын

Funny how some KZreadr try their hardest to be funny but Steve zooming into a fruit bar for seemingly no reason made me bust a gut laugh

"100 percent, fully replicated, high intensity combat situation" *opens boiling pot on home oven*

@Jaakko_Ruotsalainen

3 жыл бұрын

Shit was getting pretty hot there though.

@naputasi7218

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I fucking died laughing at that. Steve is the best.

@jkagkajsdftubes

3 жыл бұрын

I read this comment right as the video got to that part. You are reading my mind LOL

@PolumbiusTheThird

3 жыл бұрын

i saw that part too!

@beez1717

3 жыл бұрын

What a good joke Steve did there!

“That not being on the tray bothers me.” I love you Steve.

Anyone else also likes to eat alongside Steve? It feels like a calming/zen breakfast/brunch/lunch session lol

@seanc9520

3 жыл бұрын

Don't think we mortals could survive what he ate.

@thechef2682

3 жыл бұрын

I watch his videos while I have my lunch at work just about everyday

@1mol831

Жыл бұрын

I just did

@ilovedogs8700

10 ай бұрын

Doin' that right now.

*takes bite* "ugh" *takes another bite* never change, steve

@theunknown7683

3 жыл бұрын

This man redefines disgusting considering how dubious of food he's eaten.

@elephantman2854

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean, he goes on and takes like 4 or 5 more bites

@realironballs

3 жыл бұрын

Four bites in: "That's one of the most horrendous things!!!"

@realironballs

3 жыл бұрын

@@theunknown7683 The things he sometimes eats are disgusting but he's an absolute badass! You could like, pay him to try shit like Kenny!

"That not being on the tray bothers me." Same.

@matthewlister3755

3 жыл бұрын

I feel better about my OCD now. Some objects just belong where they belong, and there's nothing wrong with that. Let's get this out onto a tray. Nice.

@gravecactus

3 жыл бұрын

he knew exactly what we would think and he rectified it

@DeathBYDesign666

3 жыл бұрын

One thing you'll never hear Steve say: Let's get this out onto a table... Nice!

@Great.Dane.

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp: 07:54

@jumbigrub

3 жыл бұрын

lets get that back onto the tray. Nice

"Not like I'm actually on-the-go. I'm just standing in this room. " Another new motto for 2020.

There's something almost uncanny with Steve's videos for me. His videos are so relaxing and soothing and at the same time engaging. Thanks for the videos, Steve!

Saying hello from Singapore, Steve! Nearly every male in Singapore has to go through compulsory military service for 2 years, so I am really excited to see you trying it out and hearing your opinions! Gotta say, everything else on your channel looks so much more gourmet to what we have, presentation and options wise.

@ddoleiden

3 жыл бұрын

I miss visiting Singapore dearly...my favorite place on Earth. How are things there these days?

@shanek6582

3 жыл бұрын

Louis Png why did they write everything on their MRE in English?

@maxtunenick510

3 жыл бұрын

Shane K English is the most common language spoken here in Singapore. Everyone here speaks and reads english! 😇

@Kirinboy39

3 жыл бұрын

@@shanek6582 because we have three major races in Singapore; Chinese, Malays and Indians, English is used for easy communication, as most are bilingual

@Xylzse

3 жыл бұрын

@@shanek6582 English is our language of instruction, pretty much everyone speaks English here along with their mother tongue

That fruit bar zoom in got me feelin a certain type of way

Looking at that bowl of peanut with lotus root reminded me of the last time I had food poisoning. And from the sounds of things, smelling the sambal chicken would have reminded me of it too.

@danielc2701

3 жыл бұрын

We would have thrown the chicken at the enemy but that is banned by the Geneva Convention. Biological warfare they call it. The peanut is ok, just for the love of your intestines avoid the chicken. lol

Steve: It smells like death, fish rots. *Eats some* Me: *Any food that smells slightly funky* into the trash you go.

@_hekken

3 жыл бұрын

You hate the durian fruit and you're missing out.

@a_llama

3 жыл бұрын

rip most cheeses and dry aged meats

@brianartillery

3 жыл бұрын

Slightly shrimpy smell = unsafe breadbin.

two penguins. gettin' friendly.

@norawilliams1944

3 жыл бұрын

@@Panzerram Why does yuo exist

@AtomBomb420

3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna comment on that!

@unpopularopinion5554

3 жыл бұрын

Nice.

I busted out laughing at 6:20 when it just slowly zooms in on the fruit bar for some reason

@Ira_Rosenberg

3 жыл бұрын

Same. Just a hilarious Steve-ism, I guess

@articxunodorseggnej8016

3 жыл бұрын

It was a welcomed surprise

@kawaiilotus

3 жыл бұрын

Its was my fave bit of the review tbh

@dereklariviere7652

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed pretty hard as well

@alexanderh.5814

3 жыл бұрын

Steve is a master of cinematography.

I like Steve. I can't get enough of his voice.

First off, I'm not sure why it's entertaining watching someone eat rations. I have tried to watch a couple of the other ration reviewers and they rush through the boxes and don't seem like they enjoy what they are doing. Watching Steve go through a ration reminds me of watching a Bob Ross video and he goes through each item.

“This smells like death.” “This is gonna end up giving me the sweats, I know it.” Takes another bite.

@parrishkelley

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I was waiting for this comment, like who eats food in anticipation of getting the sweats? Only Steve.....

@saltymcginger2027

3 жыл бұрын

"This smells like death," said the man who once smelled 60 year old spoiled bacon substance.

@thecopgamer2347

3 жыл бұрын

The " smells like death!" Is what had me going 😂

@JustAGuy93-G

3 жыл бұрын

@@thecopgamer2347 What got me is straight after that he goes right in for another bite 😂

@thecopgamer2347

3 жыл бұрын

@@JustAGuy93-G omg yess! That's the best part! 😂

"oh" in a disgusted tone *goes for another bite*

@BlokeOzzie

3 жыл бұрын

That actually made me laugh during the video. You can hear the surprised disgust, and any normal person would just stop right there. But not Steve. No... four more bites later, THEN he quits. And actually puts the tray away to eat the rest. We mere mortals would have probably projectile vomited all over the place.

@Giblet12

3 жыл бұрын

Steve ate 100 year old boar war meat and took *several* bites. So when he thinks something is gross it would probably kill a regular human

I never would have thought that one of the things that would bring me the most joy in my life would be watching a guy eat military rations. Thanks for all the great content, Steve.

@iagoporto5522

Жыл бұрын

Having enjoyment from another person's enjoyment has to be one of the highest forms of human emotion.

I can't stop watching your videos Steve. I was at a garage sale today and scored two unopened MRE's from about 1988. Menus 6 and 9.

If things ever get back to normal, Steve needs to cameo with Townsends

@skeetsmcgrew3282

3 жыл бұрын

Not sure he eats old enough food for that dude lol. Although the cigarettes and pemican probably qualify

@plaidmoon5642

3 жыл бұрын

Lets get the burgoo and johnny cakes out onto a tray.

@williamwinder3466

3 жыл бұрын

Rations from the 18th century vs. Rations from the 21st.

@kpkndusa

3 жыл бұрын

That would be great.

@travisadams4470

3 жыл бұрын

@@kpkndusa You mean, that would be "NICE!"

"Oh, I just hit a crunchy part." Things you don't want to say when eating pasta.

@jaquaviontaviousbonquequex9066

3 жыл бұрын

If you hit a crunchy part onto anything that's mostly soft then you either cooked it wrong or the food is wrong

@koroplays3200

3 жыл бұрын

Unless it's fresh lasagna. Mmmm, crunchy cheese bits.

For some reason I laughed really hard when he zoomed in on the bar 😂

It is ridiculous how much I love these videos. Why is this so enjoyable to watch someone eating history while hitting us with some history we would otherwise never learn? Just awesome!

I'm a long time subscriber from Singapore having consumed some of these field rations during my military service, and all I can say is: Nice!

I was feeling very depressed today but when I saw new uploads from Steve, all my troubles faded away. These videos are the best therapy

@Synrgiii

3 жыл бұрын

Learn thyself.

@thegaper1090

3 жыл бұрын

I agree 100%

@warrenbrown4431

3 жыл бұрын

Right there with you man, this just made my whole day.

@justnumber427

3 жыл бұрын

Feel better! But you're spot on, steve has a way of turning the day around with a "lets get that on the tray", "nice" and "nice hiss". Makes life better.

the way to actually eat those biscuits its to fill the package with water so that it turns into a cake. we also just eat the pocari sweat powder straight into our mouth.

@jc-nv2rr

3 жыл бұрын

he did that at 7:26

I can be in the worst mood or just really depressed. I come here and relief stress by watching your videos Steve I seriously appreciate it and it definitely helps alot

That, "oh", when he took the first bite of the dinner main spoke volumes. It must be aweful if he won't finish it.

@jenniferbeck5658

3 жыл бұрын

This is the first time I've seen him reject a non-spoiled foodstuff - is this what shock feels like?

@tfwwhennofitlitgf3300

3 жыл бұрын

shrimp paste is very off putting for westerners, but a SEA would've grown up with that stuff

@taylorsmith2258

3 жыл бұрын

"Fish rot"

@glenn.c

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's an acquired taste. I tried that exact ration and it was fine, haha. Not an easy thing for foreigners to eat.

@Spllyn

3 жыл бұрын

@@jenniferbeck5658 2020 is full of surprises eh?

"Nice, this has a 3 year shelf life, but they last longer than that, more like 40-50"

I love your channel, in a polarized and divided world I can shut my brain off and enjoy myself while watching these videos.

I never thought my 2nd favorite KZread channel would be about MREs. You kick serious ass Steve and thank you for your content and the passing of your knowledge.

Just ordered a 24hr French ration to take on a picnic with my girlfriend. Thanks for getting me on this crazy tangent I didn't know I needed in my life.

@William-Morey-Baker

3 жыл бұрын

@Wackinator 66 makes sense... But I think steve had a different opinion on that, although I can't remember what it was honestly

@rumpleforescrump3183

3 жыл бұрын

French rations are very good, great choice!

@xTravisMarx

3 жыл бұрын

You guys should wear camo while you eat em' lol

Steve has to be one of the most naturally wholesome dudes on KZread.

Can we just appreciate Steve’s shirt game?

The past week I've binge watched like over 30 of your video's while I'm recovering from an injury. You are awesome.

@Mote.

Жыл бұрын

But i haven't commented at all except now because i can't wear glasses with this nose piece on my broken nose. But tomorrow i am getting it off

Served army in singapore, I ate it and got a diarrhoea. Biscuits is still the best along with choco powder and pocari sweat

@Kevin-fj5oe

3 жыл бұрын

You should try indonesia MRE, pretty good and more humane than . . . diarrhea

@MrCarGuy

3 жыл бұрын

Pocari Sweat is the most inoffensive electrolyte drink. Good stuff.

@sigma6656

3 жыл бұрын

that lotus and peanut stuff looks like diarrhea

@DerangedSloth555

3 жыл бұрын

@@sigma6656 Tastes alright, but the fruit bar really makes you shit loads...or for me at least.

@rizzaramon7213

3 жыл бұрын

The main ration all taste the same to me after awhile. Hahaha.

Anyone else find themselves doing the patent pending "Steve1989 Slap" whenever they open a packet of instant coffee or drink powder?

@TheWeeabooCrewGamers

3 жыл бұрын

Did this at work today making coffee. Sometimes you just gotta slappy

@kylederry5031

3 жыл бұрын

🤘🤘

@felipevega830

3 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed I do

@svtirefire

3 жыл бұрын

I do it with condoms

@userflynnn2

3 жыл бұрын

I said "ooo, nice hiss." To my wife once and she looked at me like I was crazy and said I needed to stop watching those videos

This comment section is really lovely and that says a lot about Steve’s videos. You are great, love your style / t-shirts definitely included/, your knowledge-one can see that you are really versed and invested a lot of time into this, your Humor and music skills love the short jams throughout the video. We are really happy every time you post a video.

The pasta remind me of the days when I’m in the singapore army. It just make you demoralise instead😅

@-_-----

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, I'm confused.... It smelled like that for everyone? So the portion Steve ate in the video wasn't spoiled..... it's just the way that ration smells normally?!

@tigervalley62

3 жыл бұрын

You don't say?

@tanjustin5951

3 жыл бұрын

@@-_----- yep & seriously don’t know why the smell is like that too 😅

@achillesrodriguezxx3958

3 жыл бұрын

@@-_----- Yes my man, the rations smelled like dog food for the better ones. Anything with peanuts or beans for the main course smelled like shit. Like literally. I tried to trade my MREs with the royal thai army when they came over to train with us. Nobody wanted to trade, so I had to buy rations from the Thais and I must say their rations are quite delicious.

Legend says if you eat off of Steve’s “old faithful” MRE spoon you become immune to Covid

@DJR0101

3 жыл бұрын

+3 saving throw against disease. +2 to bard skills.

@HaxxorElite

3 жыл бұрын

Yes lets all lick the same spoon

@svtirefire

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but you'll get botulism.

@paperback1122

3 жыл бұрын

"Old faithful" Weapon type: spoon Rarity: *legendary* DPS:500 Special effects - immunity to covid-19 debuff - when equipped get the ability to eat 60 year old WW2 rations - 50% weakness to botulism

Steve seems like a lowkey funny guy. I mean, look at his t-shirt game from episode to episode!! 🤣

@manuel0578

3 жыл бұрын

Who is that on the tshirt?

@dudebrodude4388

3 жыл бұрын

@@manuel0578 Biff from the Back to the Future movies

I watch Steve videos for almost 4 years now and for the first time he reacts with an "oh...." 😂

Steve: "smells like death." As a long time fan I know he's going to eat most of it if not all anyways. And it never ceases to be funny.

i would kill for a steve Q/A, need to pull back the curtain on the legend

@tampahomeinvestorsllc7559

3 жыл бұрын

100% Yes. This needs to happen.

@skeetsmcgrew3282

3 жыл бұрын

Funny I was just thinking the same. I don't think I know a single thing about him as a person, other than his reason for being into MREs started in childhood

@dominicdecaro3757

3 жыл бұрын

Naw man, you gotta keep that mystery

“That’s a dunkable biscuit right there!” Me when my wife wears something hot

@DrForester54

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@notgray88

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@jonathanmitsuda4544

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@poetgamerz9047

3 жыл бұрын

Why would you dunk your wife '-'

Steve. I really appreciate your videos. Thanks for making them, and keep them coming brother.

I will never stop loving the cup stirring edits.

DAY MADE!!! Also can we just admire for a minute Steve’s shirt collection lol the best!

@grimsgrim607

3 жыл бұрын

I could literally watch this man eat rations for hours.

@myangelc4657

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he does

The "green packs" (the mains) are pretty infamous in that most in the service find them absolutely revolting. Many would just dig a hole and bury them or their contents if your company was one to check for rubbish. I was indifferent and just considered them a source of calories that didn't tasted salty, and not very good. There was one time I actually ate two green packs in the same meal because I was exhausted though. The biscuits are probably the best part of the meal. Some friends of mine used to pour water into the packet and they turn into something akin to spongecake. I tried it once and it wasn't my thing, forces you to eat the whole pack at one go, and way easier to just eat it straight. There's never any time to prepare a drink properly in the field, so everyone eats the powder directly and drink water straight after. The Gold Roast cereal mix is good shit, better than milo and pocari sweat you'd normally find. The fruit bar is actually pretty good, especially the ones that weren't date (I can't remember what they were, Apple? Blueberry?). They were heavily rumoured to contain laxatives that force soldiers to take a dump in the field, don't know if it's true though. Some rations come with a can of Ayam brand Tuna and a packet drink which is a luxury I've never had to the fortune of trying.

@YouDonkeyfu

3 жыл бұрын

i just trade those green mains with fruit bars and those are my meal, otherwise, there's always the maggie mee + whatever can food we bring in.

@MechaGriffin

3 жыл бұрын

Huh? Lol, I thought most in my company are actually pretty alright with the green packs. Never heard of anyone dumping away their green packs. Well, save a few people.

@ryedralisk8620

3 жыл бұрын

agreed, if anything the accessory packs are the best part of the rations - I don't ever recall mixing the powder with water, solely eating it directly from the packet :L

@MrJacobkoh

3 жыл бұрын

giving up my pink ic around end of oct!

@litmusing

3 жыл бұрын

See, I hated the fruit bar. The mains also heavily depend on what you might get. I definitely would be burying anything with beans, but I well enjoyed most of the pastas, and the rice stuff is OK but not terrible. The desserts don't really go wrong either. I'll agree the biscuits are the bomb though

I've been watching Steve sice the early days. Never disappointed once.

Wow cool! I am from Singapore and this brings back many memories of my days eating combat rations in the SAF.

Used to serve in the army and I wholeheartedly agree with you regarding the pasta. For some odd reason all of the pasta in the menus I've eaten in the army smelled really bad, and my personal worse offender was this one called Crab meat pasta. It smelled absolutely horrid but if you get pass the smell it was all pretty okay. The best items on the menus for me were definitely the stews. They mostly lack the artificial smell that the other rice and noodle rations had and having some liquid in your food during meal times made the hotter climate a little more bearable. Also regarding the chewing gum idea, Singapore pretty much banned that stuff a ways back so I doubt it'll appear in any Singaporean menus you'll find that are in an edible state. Great video tho, love seeing what others thought about the menus

@WayStedYou

3 жыл бұрын

Crab sounds like a terrible thing to have in an MRE for freshness

@TaintedMojo

3 жыл бұрын

The thing with pasta is you’ve got to keep it separate from the sauce until it’s ready to serve.

@ens0246

3 жыл бұрын

@NG KAI RUI ZAYDEN crab sticks are almost never actually crab but surimi. I like to call it "general fish scrapings" but it's just good old fashioned seafood leftover mulch.

@jonastrex05

3 ай бұрын

Crab meat pasta?? haha no fking way!

6:21 cinematic masterpiece

@ah-xt2uc

3 жыл бұрын

Eat your heart out Roger Deakins.

I watched you Steve for about 2 years and I think you do ur best and making people entertained with your reviews I think you do a good job at what your doing keep it up friendo

I’ve been really stressed out lately so I’ve been rewatching a ton of your videos because I find them relaxing. Never stop! Alright, cool. See ya

Steve sees crackers outside of the tray STEVE: PANIK

I want to see Steve make a video when he's already hopped up on coffee instant type 2, 100-year old cigarettes, and WWII-vintage bennies

Steve is awesome! Comes across as a cool guy and does a great job reviewing all the different MRE's. Great Job Steve!

The dramatization on that date bar had me literally laughing out loud haha.

"We're gonna be re-heatin' that up in a 100% fully replicated high-intensity combat situation." >cuts to pack boiling in a pot on a stove I love Steve's very subtle humor

Steve sometime you should do a tier list for modern rations.

@Alpenjodler1

3 жыл бұрын

Or create the ultimate ration with the best bits of everything!

@deadflowers7017

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alpenjodler1 Both

I’ve been watching you for a couple of years and just realized you lived in the same town. I love your videos!

steve doesnt waste anytime. i could watch these all day

2:09 am in the singapore army, can confirm the butter biscuits are amazing.

Steve: “Aw, it smells like death!” Also Steve: (takes a big spoonful) Steve is not afraid!

I watch these to help me fall asleep. I also watch them for your interesting words and knowledge, that’s how you know it’s great content. So many things to love!

Just read about your tendon injury. Glad you're well and enjoying having your videos back!

Me: That looks disgusting Steve: It smells like death Me: NICE

10:25 It's very sweet cause you're supposed to put more (hot) water in it. It's supposed to be like hot milk with a few pieces of cereal.

@jasonbridges4395

3 жыл бұрын

I liked it, I just put some of it in mouth, then drink water from canteen and mix in your mouth, it was very tasty

Hope your quarantine is going well Steve! Love your videos ❤️

This is the most informative steve on youtube.