*U.S MRE* “it’s important to consider the morale of our soldiers” *Chinese MRE* “the what?”

@scullystie4389

4 жыл бұрын

I believe morale is an old wooden ship

@dylanbutler698

4 жыл бұрын

"The beatings will continue until morale improves"

@Bodomi

4 жыл бұрын

Love me some communism

@gisarme113

4 жыл бұрын

kill your enemy and eat their MRE instead. MOTIVATION.

@Ozzymandias493

4 жыл бұрын

@@mokubakaiba1751 No no no they use the capitalism economy as a mask to appeal to "investors" and make it easier to bring money IN china from other countries, they're still very much a communist state.

"Taste like expired Multi Vitamins." NOT BAD Never change Steve.

@YuubiTimberwolf

4 жыл бұрын

Better than green pork!

@JohnTheFrugalFatGuy

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, "most people would find it revolting" but he keeps going back for more! :D

@redheads604

4 жыл бұрын

anything's not bad after you've eaten 100+ year old meat

@iirossii2005

4 жыл бұрын

@@redheads604 how he hasn't gotten botulism or dysentery is beyond me..

@iirossii2005

4 жыл бұрын

@Happy McJoyjoy *how he hasn't died from it is beyond me lol

This is actually brilliant. Crates of rations could double as fortifications.

@CallanElliott

2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't be the first time the Chinese have done that.

@MegaMackproductions

2 жыл бұрын

Seems that theyd supply more morale being used in that capacity

@autisticANDarmed

2 жыл бұрын

@@MegaMackproductionsindubitably my good sir.

@the_gask6070

2 жыл бұрын

PLA makes rations inedible, so that the troops are motivated to win the battle and get the enemy's MREs

@georgecrompton8663

2 жыл бұрын

The bullets in the food would make a nice change.

"Bro Fei Ling what are we eating today?" "Brick"

@Reign_-nq8iv

3 жыл бұрын

C4 and BRICK

@logans.7932

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I lost my shit at this one

@theunknown7683

3 жыл бұрын

@@logans.7932 so did the Chinese literally

@urielmartinez2161

3 жыл бұрын

@@Reign_-nq8iv Bites the C4, 拉屎

@Wolfboy_109

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes C fking 4-

When you make rations and plastic explosives at the same factory but there's a mixup in the packaging department.

@qee4617

4 жыл бұрын

That's gonna be an explosive diarrhea

@mohitgangrade5491

4 жыл бұрын

No shit😂

@ry4n737

4 жыл бұрын

Doubles as C4...

@justins.7316

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOO

@goombapizza6335

4 жыл бұрын

lololololol

The packet looks looks like a gun camo you'd unlock after 10 headshots

@richardlahan7068

4 жыл бұрын

?

@koketsu

4 жыл бұрын

?

@xNaiiko

4 жыл бұрын

Maxeree call of duty reference

@MultiArtartart

4 жыл бұрын

hahahaha even texture is the chipest in cod is like 10,50,100,500 headshots I think. lol

@maryaguilera2494

4 жыл бұрын

?

"No toilet paper..." Toilet paper? Why would you need toilet paper after eating that?

@theunknown7683

3 жыл бұрын

You are already dammed up in there. You need laxatives if anything.

@here1359

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it'll come out the same shape it came in

@aBerlin1945

3 жыл бұрын

@@here1359 Same color too

@here1359

3 жыл бұрын

@@aBerlin1945 Efficient and recyclable.

@toci2574

3 жыл бұрын

@@here1359 ready to consume tho

Those protein bars actually improve morale, because when an entire platoon sits down for dinner they get to play a game of Jenga.

The chinese writing on the energy gel literally says "liquid bar" Smh,everything is bars.

@jacobgutierrez9642

4 жыл бұрын

L I Q U I D B A R

@zainiikhwan9405

4 жыл бұрын

Liquid Bar Solid Bar Solidus Bar Naked Bar

@tepasaliro8588

4 жыл бұрын

@@zainiikhwan9405 Punished bar

@mooniejohnson

4 жыл бұрын

Tepa Saliro Old Bar

@raisa_cherry33

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂

*Chinese Soldier* “Whats for breakfast?” *Bar* “Whats for lunch?” *Bar* “Whats for Dinner?” *Bar* *Sigh*

@sinarquista7361

4 жыл бұрын

ITS CALLED BROWNING AUTOMATIC RIFLE OK?

@decliche1286

4 жыл бұрын

@@sinarquista7361 a fellow creature of culture

@jamesanderton344

4 жыл бұрын

There’s no time to eat when you’re beating back the capitalistic running dogs and the imperialist stooges....

@icaliu1

4 жыл бұрын

-There will be erasers tomorrow. -Yey! Tomorrow: Take out bars…

@twoDie4

4 жыл бұрын

"Honey! I'm home from the war! What's for dinner?" "Bar! :D"

What are we fighting for? Other countries: Land, Oil, Freedom China: for the enemy's MRE packs.

@crowbirdryuell

2 жыл бұрын

I think North Korea is more suitable

@world9195

Жыл бұрын

西方人，暴露了你们的野心，毕竟你们生来就是强盗。

@JackVo

Жыл бұрын

Try it , it is not bad.

@antoniomosley4961

Жыл бұрын

USA: Isreal

@Gr3nadgr3gory

8 ай бұрын

​@@crowbirdryuell North Koreans often answer that they're fighting for America if they learn anything about us that isn't propaganda.

Japan: (easily gives soldiers rice and chicken or fish) China: CONSUME THE BAR, COMRADE

@SerabiiBot

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone gets the same bars, and so everyone is equal. Marx would be proud of these gastrointestinal warcrimes.

@habib1971

3 жыл бұрын

C O N S U M E T H E B A R C O M R A D E

@nottellingnostfu318

3 жыл бұрын

CONSUME THE BAR COMRADE

@Around_blax_dont_relax

3 жыл бұрын

CONSUME THE BAR COMRADE

@oracle8192

3 жыл бұрын

@@SerabiiBot as a marxist I find this hilarious. Now eat the fucking bar C O M R A D E

Damn they really gave them a game of jenga

@KingTheGermanShepherd

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@eugeneoluoch5099

4 жыл бұрын

Cmon.....😆

@JAGWIRE1111

4 жыл бұрын

Lux Lox 😆

@rebeccaerb9935

4 жыл бұрын

Ophe!😭😂

@hamad-pz3rp

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

Didn't need the camo packaging. It could be hidden in plain sight, because noone would recognise that as food.

@soomiko

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@lifesonwanabe

4 жыл бұрын

@@LegendLength minecraft camo

@Sergei_kv82

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA JOKE SO FUNNY YOU REPEAT US PROPAGANDA

@x7532

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@Sergei_kv82

4 жыл бұрын

@JGD Racist mc. fat 🍔

the PLA rations were not just made to feed soldiers but also to throw at and injure the enemy when they eventually run out of ammunition.

@nguyenphuoc4834

Жыл бұрын

You never try Vietnam Army dry ration, eh ? It's very hard that if you use it as a melee weapon, you can hit someone in the head until dead with blood all over your hand, but that's the story when you haven't unpack it. Because once you unpack it, it still hard but not as hard as when it still packed

@nguyenphuoc4834

Жыл бұрын

Vietnam Army dry ration is so hard that, when I received one pack of them, I smacked it like hell on the ground, and goddamn it, it's still intact! But I like that ration btw because it's a lot easier to eat than this Chinese ration, and you don't have to consume a lot. One pack contain 2 bars, eat one pack and drink so,e water and you're ready to go

One of my friends is a PLA veteran, he says PLA relies on field kitchen most rather than MRE. MRE is only the last resort to supply food to soldiers, Which possibly explains why PLA's MRE is not tasty.

@atrece13

Жыл бұрын

And this isn't even a real PLA MRE, I think is made from a company that sells to civilians

@mr.powell8817

Жыл бұрын

Reds never were any good at food production

@user-fz4is7in1c

Жыл бұрын

@@mr.powell8817 But PLA's canned food is FANTASTIC. I have stored more than 100 pieces at home, delicious and at a reasonable price (usually cheaper than equivalent meat you can get from local market:)

@hankglidden1463

8 ай бұрын

This isn't their MRE equivalent though, this is equivalent to a first strike ration. This would be used in situations where a field kitchen is impossible, so they created this knowing full well that it would be their front lines only form of sustenance, and to think that's a good idea in this context would make you deeply stupid.

@dominuslogik484

6 ай бұрын

The US doesn't rely on its MREs usually either, we have an entire logistical train for building field kitchens and cycling soldiers from patrols back to forward operating bases on a regular basis where they will typically eat food cooked on site by the mess staff. The MRE is for troops in combat zones or extended deployment away from forward operating bases where they can't freely move without expecting to be ambushed or fired upon when out of positions.

Those bars are what I'd imagine you'd get out of a nutrient paste dispenser in Rimworld

@adolfhitlerwithinternetacc6259

4 жыл бұрын

Guglielmo A. Speranza Keller -15 food poisoning. Vomit everywhere and the only doctor is dead

@ShitStainedBallSack

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much

@SteelyDanzig

3 жыл бұрын

Ate Without Table

@shiringasai

3 жыл бұрын

He has some videos on pemican

@shinjiprofile

3 жыл бұрын

You lose more energy chewing than gain any nutritional value of the ration

Steve runs around the block a few times... Neighbor: He must be drinking those Chinese energy gels again.

@DamplyDoo

4 жыл бұрын

@@letsgetrealmedicated Bobby! Have you been drinking those.... Energy gels again?! I tell you hhwhat...

@BigPuddin

4 жыл бұрын

@@letsgetrealmedicated Bwah!

@blaineerp9225

4 жыл бұрын

@@letsgetrealmedicated "got dammit Bobby!"

@carpeomnia88

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

I go to Chinese class, so I can read a bit. The label said the bars are supposed to be put into water before eating, so it won’t be hard

@fuckyoutubeusernamechange

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds even more horrible

@matthewcaughey8898

3 жыл бұрын

@@fuckyoutubeusernamechange sounds like a bar of wet mung

@MrFlytoskyyy2

3 жыл бұрын

@@fuckyoutubeusernamechange well it's not made for fine dining or anything close to that

@fuckyoutubeusernamechange

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrFlytoskyyy2 Of course, but it's a fine joke

@erichuang2553

3 жыл бұрын

Hi, I know CHINESE too but I didn’t see any label say that. It’s only said the bar is ready to eat when open the package…

Asked my military dad for Chinese food, he brought home this. Safe to say I am not disappointed.

"Tastes like expired multivitamins" "Not bad!"

@glicko1952

4 жыл бұрын

MGS3 reff?

@MrRashiadah

4 жыл бұрын

Super funny also geniune

I got constipated just looking at those energy bars.

@matthewcaughey8898

3 жыл бұрын

A whole bottle of milk of magnesia wouldn’t be enough to dislodge that blockage

USA: Okay so we have 3 different meals for the day and 4 MRE’s with different types of meals. What about you China? China: *M A L T*

Your a brave man Steve....nothing but respect to you. Been watching you forever, thanks for your time and evaluation. Keep it up!

When bored, Chinese soldiers can build houses from those bars.

@raisa_cherry33

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@giathuanleviet4138

4 жыл бұрын

Or fortify their location 😂

@i_nameless_i-jgsdf

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, build the great wall to protect China !

@ra_alf9467

4 жыл бұрын

Great bar of china

@oozarusama

4 жыл бұрын

WHERE'S THE SPARTAN THERMOPILE WAR RATION.

I can't imagine those bars in the winter...

@toad3222

4 жыл бұрын

Just swallow it whole lmao, no point trying to chew

@soomiko

4 жыл бұрын

Well.....

@cleanerben9636

4 жыл бұрын

Lick it

@chipchop3948

4 жыл бұрын

When you eat it you ll sh*t brix

@ProAverageGuy

4 жыл бұрын

@@toad3222 we got a deep throater here...

This channel is like the original asmr ngl. Been watching these on and off for years now and Steve is so relaxing. Like the Bob Ross of MREs

@TungstenCarbideProjectile

11 күн бұрын

that's not what asmr is

Love your channel Steve. Your attention to detail, extensive knowledge of the military history behind these rations and respect for our soldiers is much appreciated. Keep up the good work....at ease soldier!

This looks like it should be in an emergency ration.

@SynZ777

4 жыл бұрын

I call it the emergency room ration. Because you'll most likely end up there with food poisoning.

@lllllREDACTEDlllll

4 жыл бұрын

LOL It kind of is. For when you need to kill things in an emergency.

@AngeredKabar

4 жыл бұрын

So far the Chinese rations look like sadness. I had some red bean ramen once and it tasted like disappointment feels. I can't imagine what some sort of expired bootleg type ration would be like.

@heyfucko

4 жыл бұрын

@@AngeredKabar because the chinese government doesnt understand what human emotions or needs are, so they treat they soldiers like shit

@firepower7017

4 жыл бұрын

hey dude That's the scary part. Making Inhumane machines of war.

Steve saying he can barely eat an *unexpired* ration is the most withering criticism of a food possible. Get it together China.

@jamestheotherone742

4 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is 'Mericans pay about $5 a bar for those at "health and fitness" stores.

@aisponek

4 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised he's willing to eat any Chinese mre after the last one.

@Gongolongo

4 жыл бұрын

Have you looked at our boys in the Army? Food tastes great but holy hell there's a ton of fatasses.

@samdherring

4 жыл бұрын

noth606 forgot to mention the peaceful pollution, and harmless shark fin and rhino horn mutilations, and can’t omit the non aggressive island building in an attempt at empire expansion in the pacific.

@razormc954

4 жыл бұрын

@Yuck Foutube So, China's peaceful? Ask the Tibetians and Uighurs about how "peaceful' they are?

Steve is the most polite dinner guest to have over

@CoolKid-qk7tl

9 ай бұрын

He will clean his plate no matter what you serve

@duroorud527

7 ай бұрын

Reviewbrah SteveMRE crossover episode

U.S. Spends 20 years trying to design the best preserved pizza China: What?

@AC-gu9ks

4 жыл бұрын

Nani?

@Tak3asy

4 жыл бұрын

haha

@devincumberstach3515

4 жыл бұрын

Que?

@manictiger

4 жыл бұрын

U.S. Spends 20 years trying to design the best preserved pizza China: Spends 80 years using K-rations

@lordmerp1498

4 жыл бұрын

murica fuck yeah

Imagine a squad of SF dudes eating that and sitting inside an APC going on a mission. The protein farts inside that thing would be at chemical-warfare levels.

@Luna_Spiritus

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@domovie1

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan 556 you’ve got 9 seconds.

@jibrankhantareen7300

4 жыл бұрын

@@domovie1 you underestimate Chinese butt clenching power

@jasontanoko2181

9 ай бұрын

bruh youre right when we eat to much protein our fart can smelled like sulfur and shit mixed together

Dude your palate is mind boggling, i love how you describe all these things.

I love his enthusiasm while he is reviewing the MRE

"Energy gel" *pours out liquid diarrhea*

@dotech4128

4 жыл бұрын

Sunny Rustles as opposed to solid diarrhea

@DrewPicklesTheDark

4 жыл бұрын

Well, considering where they get some of their "food"...

@TENPOUNDBUSSY

4 жыл бұрын

after eating that many bars you would most likely shit bricks

@ther3aper561

4 жыл бұрын

And the beverage base looks like piss

@Kowalth

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO My thoughts.

Im sitting here at 5 in the morning craving MREs when i have the access to actually good food

@SC0RPI057

4 жыл бұрын

Andrej Stolica same man

@ericbazinga

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, MREs aren't that bad.

@aghastyayoga3371

4 жыл бұрын

Its okay man. With how the world progress we will eat MRE soon.

@hexenh

4 жыл бұрын

I relate, except with these chinese MRE's They make me glad I have access to good food

@corettaha7855

3 жыл бұрын

I’m not even craving this one. China is mean.

I love that he goes “what a nice change up they give you those so you don’t go insane”, eating the purple bar after eating the gross peanut butter looking bar🤣

In the past two days I have run across a couple videos of Chinese soldiers and in both videos the guys were crying?! I really think they needed a morale boost. Awesome video as always. Can't stop watching these videos!

After eating this ration for a couple days you would be so constipated you’d need a depth charge to get it moving again...

@kiyoponnn

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@BELCAN57

4 жыл бұрын

Plumbers helper

@RoboBlue2

4 жыл бұрын

Depth charge brand fiber bars, coming to a base near you.

@XSB-en5bg

4 жыл бұрын

Then you have a nother bar?? Just like they said in space today's coffee is tomorrow's coffee same as yesterday's coffee!

@blacktigress15

4 жыл бұрын

or a land mine. lol

"They give you that, so you don't go insane."

6:15 It is clay, rations double as building materials.

Alright,..... Let's get this out onto the tray,..... Nice. Love your work Steve1989.

“Tastes like expired multivitamins, not bad.”, Puts into perspective how bad the veggie omelet tastes.

We just gonna ignore that Steve knows what an eraser tastes like?

@robertmiller7721

4 жыл бұрын

1mymm He has eaten worse for us in his career.

@ardanev5564

4 жыл бұрын

Eraser tastes rubber with oil

@marcelineingot9359

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly how it smells

@scarface822

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Journey_Awaits

4 жыл бұрын

"It tastes like ass"...

I found this channel last night and I'm hooked for life.

These MREs are the perfect bricks for reinforcing fortifications

"Most people would find this revolting" - picks drink back up and keeps drinking while he opines on it's disgustingness. I love it.

@CoffeeAndPaul

Жыл бұрын

He's the Bob Ross of food. To him this ration is a not-so-happy tree, but still beautiful & deserves a fair chance!

“The gel is 69 calories.” n I c e

@beyondsingularity

4 жыл бұрын

double pun. Those are rare. Congratulations!

@dmb8690

4 жыл бұрын

antisocialite lol

@baranzenovich

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@mhtate3626

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@_d3642

4 жыл бұрын

2:34

Thank you for being you Steve.

love your attitude, very relaxing

"A lot of people would find this revolting." ROFL

@user-ve1cc6qn6t

4 жыл бұрын

The gel actually sounds pretty good

I love how the packaging is camo so that you can't find it if you drop it.

@drj7115

4 жыл бұрын

lol

Awesome shirt Steve and great video as always. 😎👍

Mad respect for steve

Open some baked beans yesterday, pulled the ring pull, and I said “nice hiss“!

@raisa_cherry33

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha gr8 👌😂 impact of Steve.

@Michael-rr8ud

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Littleboy welcome to the brotherhood

@robertopavon7453

4 жыл бұрын

Happened to me the other day, but with a silent fart.

@urielmartinez2161

4 жыл бұрын

same a few weeks ago

@mike136rr

4 жыл бұрын

Campbells soup..condensed...nice

"Tastes like expired multi-vitamines, has the smell of it too, not bad."

@christiangrey3645

4 жыл бұрын

lmfao, expired multivitamins must be one of his all-time favourites.

@zahidshabir4038

4 жыл бұрын

later on he says he liked it @ 10:56

@kalinmir

4 жыл бұрын

internet sure is small

The weird thing is the more recent type 17 one he reviewed from china looked absolutely delicious while this is the worst thing I've ever seen. How are they both from the same country

@MrAsaqe

2 жыл бұрын

FSR in China is not meant for taste, otherwise I would recommend jerky for the meat and some oat bars and multivitamin chews to keep the soldiers on the go motivated.

@MegaMackproductions

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrAsaqe the US strike ration had BBQ pork Tacos, Garlic Chicken and Desserts. The Chinese first strike ration has Bar. They might as well have packed them "Grunt Chow" brand Kibbles and bits

@arthas640

2 жыл бұрын

I cant say with MRE's specifically but the communist SOP is to make limited numbers of cutting edge, often prototype equipment that's comparable to the west or better while giving the majority or all of their men B or C list crap. The Soviets (and Russians who inherited the same structure) do the same and often had some great equipment that mainly just made it into the hands of the military units meant for showing off but never really made it to the front lines. When western countries update something it becomes widespread quickly but in communist countries they'll still be using stuff that's kind of been discontinued for decades. Doesnt help that they often have 2 completely different production lines for domestic vs export markets to prevent the west from learning about their true specs and to keep the best for themselves.

@brrrrrr

2 жыл бұрын

@@MegaMackproductionsbrick*

@awrawrwar

2 жыл бұрын

@@arthas640 Man this is the last place I expected to encounter the Lich King. Shame about what they did to your helm.

Steve, another great review!

Steve's conversion is better than most drug dealers out there

@blaineerp9225

4 жыл бұрын

I concur good sir. 🧐

@Luna_Spiritus

4 жыл бұрын

I would buy anything from such a smooth talker

3 Chinese soldiers walk into a bar... "Where's the other 2 meals?"

@lalboimanlun1230

3 жыл бұрын

Turned to bars

@theunknown7683

3 жыл бұрын

I actually laughed at one of these comments

@dragonsember

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao good one

@KelseyDrummer

2 жыл бұрын

Nice.

This is basically just imperial guard "nutrient bars"

@Deppability

Жыл бұрын

Aren't they made of Corpse starch?

@idkbad694

Жыл бұрын

@@Deppability yes

“OHH WOOOOWWWW that’s a strong multivitamin smell!!!!” Steve is my favorite human

The best thing of this video is the reviews.

“Nice hiss,” said the man As he got it out on a tray “No chewing gum or toilet paper,” he said, As he threw the Chinese MRE away.

@SoniComi

4 жыл бұрын

He won't need toilet paper after eating that. No way can a single man digest and pass those bars through his body...

@estebanelguapo

4 жыл бұрын

The type 1 ration bar removes the need for chewing gum.

Those bars are constructed of the finest grade Chinesium.

@as-jp5cl

4 жыл бұрын

I can taste the cancer already

@narlycharley

4 жыл бұрын

Focus you fukh.

@angrynerd2128

4 жыл бұрын

The uncle bumblefuck family Is everywhere

@NCrdwlf

4 жыл бұрын

Uncle bumblefucks army checking in .

@willyg842

4 жыл бұрын

kingofda playazball THAT IS AWESOME! Chinesium!

*ME: Picks up the MRE to read the label "Perfect for clean, on the go energy, so we can focus and crush the gweilo" *ME: Begins to panic, having seen old Van Damme movies

@matthewcaughey8898

3 жыл бұрын

The only thing more crushing will be the proctologist’s bill when your so clogged with Chinese food bars jammed up your colon that he needs the tools to dig them out

Love these vids. Its like Jeff Spicoly does MRE reviews.

You might be able to build a small barricade with those bars if everyone pitches some in.

@dant2048

4 жыл бұрын

To keep the Mongolians out

@SuperPhunThyme9

4 жыл бұрын

They're meant to stop shrapnel and some small bullets.

@benn454

4 жыл бұрын

@@dant2048 Goddamn Mongorians.

@thatonecrytian8997

4 жыл бұрын

benn454 Goddamn Moogolians

@fishyjishy2867

4 жыл бұрын

Just remember how big the Chinese army is. It’s more like wall of China 2.0

Take a shot every time Steve says “Malt”

@jlshel42

4 жыл бұрын

Replace Malt into the song Shots!

@gunsunnuva8346

4 жыл бұрын

"Expired Maltyvitamins"

@warpartyattheoutpost4987

4 жыл бұрын

Hide my car keys.

These are the perfect representation of the "post-apocalpytic food protein bars that nobody likes but has to eat since it's all that's left" kinda vibe

"Has the taste and smell of expired multivitamins. Not bad!" Lmao

"I only consume food in bar form now, Marge!"

@TheAschwittek

3 жыл бұрын

..."Hospital please"

If this is "future" food, it's surely a dystopian one.

@theelvensong4328

4 жыл бұрын

It has "everything the body needs." 😄

@lillburtlonk3721

4 жыл бұрын

@@theelvensong4328 except laxatives for the constipation and flavor for the mind

@BlackMetalVengeance

4 жыл бұрын

Eat the bugs and be a good citizen.

@lk6912

4 жыл бұрын

@@BlackMetalVengeance Snowpiercer?

@MandenTV

4 жыл бұрын

cryptomnesiac Eat the bugs.

Love the More Cow Bell shirt! I was thinking of that when I saw the Fear The Walken shirt in another video. I gotta have more cowbell...

Steve's MRE videos have the best comment section LOL, yall are hilarious 🤣

"Hey can someone pass me a frag? This bar isn't digesting too well and I need something to help break it up"

The Chinese have managed to package sadness and feed it to people. Amazing! Makes US MREs look like they deserve a Michelin star. 😂

@cursedmicrophone3687

4 жыл бұрын

gorden ramsay would die if he tasted that

@racsots8171

3 жыл бұрын

@@cursedmicrophone3687 oh boi he would murder China

@kaisersose5549

3 жыл бұрын

I once served pears from a F.S.R. in an upside down cake at a 3 star restaurant. Saved me an hour of prep time & tasted very nearly the same.

@arminius6506

3 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile US veterans are bowling themselves off 😆😅🤩

@1mol831

3 жыл бұрын

@@racsots8171 nah he would just die inside cuz his intestines can’t handle the contents of the ration.

I’m confused why I watch these videos. Surprisingly addictive. Better than the Calm app for sleeping.

That looks rough, thanks for the video and great tee.

Even when the Chinese eat they’re forced to work

@hasdhajohn8267

4 жыл бұрын

Your words are full of ignorance. Welcome to China……无知而且愚蠢

@soomiko

4 жыл бұрын

Hahah

@lslsls-mu5rb

4 жыл бұрын

@@hasdhajohn8267 Whoa whoa whoa, what do we have here, another Chinese who claims he loves China's Communist Party so much but are making the deliberate effort to bypass the Great Firewall with VPN to get a glimpse of the free world? Welcome to the internet. -Greetings from Hong Kong

@coolstorybruh88

4 жыл бұрын

Damn

@haroldbalzac6336

4 жыл бұрын

@@hasdhajohn8267 tiananmen square massacre

reached the point where im more worried when steve eats modern chinese rations than 70 years old ones from anywhere else

@DembaiVT

4 жыл бұрын

Yep. I trust the 70 year old stuff over this. Omg.

@jordanhicks5131

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, chinese made food items right now are pretty sketch.

@loveislove2359

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure they won't poison their own soilders

@emanuelsanchez2949

4 жыл бұрын

@@loveislove2359 pretty sure the chinese are immune

@warpartyattheoutpost4987

4 жыл бұрын

Fentanyl.

The intro/theme has such a Terminator on SEGA vibe. At least is makes me feel like it.

Me: Can I have a first strike ration? Mum: No, we have a first strike ration at home. The first strike ration at home:

I feel like a lot of these energy gels are put in pouches you can eat straight from because if you saw what you were eating you might not want to

@itatane

4 жыл бұрын

True, it looked vile, like something I won't mention in polite company.

“They give you those so you don’t go insane.” 🤣

Youre totally right on that one bud. A futuristic ration. Small light efficient and enough to keep a guy moving fast all day

@firefoxjb

3 жыл бұрын

He wont move very fast with a week long constipation shit in his bowels, those things would stop up anyone!

I read somewhere rations are supposed to improve morale by providing a small taste of what you can experience at home. Steve: “tastes small, slightly bitter”.

“Oh wow that’s a strong multivitamin smell” 😂😂😂

@daintywalrus4226

4 жыл бұрын

As weird as that sounds, I actually know what he means because I take B-vitamin supplements and they have a definitive odor

@Andron152

4 жыл бұрын

*camera zooms into the void*

@Alan-pg8uj

4 жыл бұрын

my fav Stevism "oh jeez they discontinued the red ones because they caused Cancer..... mmmm Cherry"

@almostontimehero5415

4 жыл бұрын

Flintstones vitamins or grandma's vitamins? The difference matters.

If it weren’t for the malt and the light amount of sugar, it’d taste like an eraser. HILARIOUS!!! Haha

@Im_A_LumberJack_n_Thats_OK

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@matthewcaughey8898

3 жыл бұрын

That’s China’s plan to create an army that can subsist s only on erasers

There's some channels that are addictive to watch and this is one of. Them

looks fantastic

So he returns to the land of green pork.

@Raskolnikov70

4 жыл бұрын

That's why I clicked on this video first and not the Canadian one. I was hoping for a repeat of that, um... experience. It was pretty awful, but not green pork awful.

@andrewiantorno6942

4 жыл бұрын

That ration was expired the one he reviewed. This ration is a far better ration compared to the Type 13s. I even commented on that video saying that China has far better menus and rations then that. The one thing that is interesting is the malt I didn't know the Chinese liked malt. Kinda goes with there pallet because in terms of sweets. China isn't super big on sweet foods. They have them in there food culture. But it's not as big as let's say Japan or south Korea or the Vietnamese.

@themonkeyhand

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't realize Green Eggs and Ham actually took place in China.

@militaristicsoldier856

4 жыл бұрын

ogogo ogpgpg what?

"Tastes like expired multivitamins... has the smell of it too." ... "Not bad!" Never change, Steve.

@teresaestep7982

4 жыл бұрын

,"&_1..0abcc.v

"It's like future food." If that's the future of food, remind me to kms asap.

Damn Steve, you killing it with the shirt 👌

It’s amazing how far Soylent has come to be fair.

@GalileoAV

4 жыл бұрын

Deadass I'd take Soylent Yellow over that ration.

@joekurtz8303

4 жыл бұрын

Soylent green is lap dog reactionary Dissident. Make good chop- chop.

@fresnel149

4 жыл бұрын

Soylent Green is made from Uyghurs.

The packaging makes this look like an MRE in Minecraft world.

@boddyxpolitic

4 жыл бұрын

I'd eat your little mre (!)

@bando5.765

4 жыл бұрын

boddyxpolitic 🙈😂

@soomiko

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

+10000000 credit for testing our mre

I really like the design of this one.