The roofline is meant to look like drivers buzzcut

@asiftalpur3758

4 жыл бұрын

This. We've peaked.

@Panhead49EL

4 жыл бұрын

Ha. I was in the middle of typing "4:59 Grrr SQUARE, like my jaw and my haircut" when I saw your comment. Nice.

@jimmynickelz

4 жыл бұрын

Make like a tree, and get out of here!!

@75aces97

4 жыл бұрын

High and tight

@Shewent2008Jared

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 yoooo

The official car of kitchen ceiling holes from negligent discharges.

@dopey473

4 жыл бұрын

Make this the top comment. It's too accurate.

@brandonhightower5666

4 жыл бұрын

had a friend with 7 of those and he drove one of these. no bs.

@tarungonneea4614

4 жыл бұрын

And attempted suicides

@lucasokeefe7935

4 жыл бұрын

@@tarungonneea4614 The official car of kitchen ceiling holes from negligent discharges, and failed suicides.

@fakename287

4 жыл бұрын

@Punisher sure it is

The official car of "You will address me by my husband's rank!".

@echodelta2172

4 жыл бұрын

underrated, but could easily be substituted for a grand cherokee today

@69in89

4 жыл бұрын

Right? If the rank of Corporal was a vehicle...

@PrydeWater901

4 жыл бұрын

Echo Delta Enlisted, yes. Officers’ wives are in Sequoias for some reason.

@troysmith159

4 жыл бұрын

The dependapotamos mobile

@Alystas

3 жыл бұрын

Ok Ms Private Karene

Part of the "I almost joined the military" advanced pack

@fakename287

4 жыл бұрын

"I almost joined the military but I would've punched the drill instructor in the face if he yelled at me"

@bynrdskynrd

4 жыл бұрын

@@fakename287 Well, that's my Uncle and that happened in the 70s so...a Chevy Luv?

@thoughtfulbobcat1872

3 жыл бұрын

@@fakename287 you get used to the yelling, them being nice if you did something right messes with you...

For the guy who suggests “mossy oak” for the color of his wedding tuxedo.

@cbcsmithers

4 жыл бұрын

The Pennsylvania Tuxedo!

@bigpopparand1

4 жыл бұрын

Piece of shit lol

@seththomas9105

4 жыл бұрын

Sadly I think you can actually get something like that. God help the Republic.

@busboy3232

4 жыл бұрын

I think more along the lines of a 2006 Dodge Ram with tow mirrors sticking out with your statement.

@hankhill5622

4 жыл бұрын

My brother in law had one of these and you pretty much just described him.

The official car of DEA Agent Hank Schrader!

@TheTrafficTech

4 жыл бұрын

That's the only reason I knew this thing existed haha!

@GRBphotos

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheTrafficTech same!

@yeshwantdasari2075

4 жыл бұрын

The name is ASAC SCHRADER, GO FUCK YOURSELF

@Nazareth69420

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought. And everything he said was a good descriptor for Hank.

@MrJohndoakes

4 жыл бұрын

@@yeshwantdasari2075 (Sound of five high-velocity rounds hitting Schrader in the head and torso.)

Military Grade: Means standardized performance, not good performance.

@9inchpp

4 жыл бұрын

Also meant it was made by the lowest bidder

@1988foxtrot

4 жыл бұрын

@@9inchpp Damn, you beat me to it! GG

@calebtidwell1274

4 жыл бұрын

russetwolf13 sold to the lowest bidder.

@calebtidwell1274

4 жыл бұрын

zanza kuro you win the race. Lmao

@eathotdog

4 жыл бұрын

It breaks when we expect it to.

The official car of “I tried to sign up but they wouldn’t let me because I have ‘insert bullshit medical condition’”

@errhka

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair you can actually be disqualified from a bullshit medical condition

@echodelta2172

4 жыл бұрын

"Haha yeah man I'd sign up, but I'm afraid I'd just deck the drill instructor when he yelled at me" *proceeds to get henpecked by his fat wife"

@JohnSmith-wx9wj

4 жыл бұрын

I only got really pissed at my drill sergeant a couple times. Someone who would physically lash out sounds like a sissy to me.

@PrydeWater901

4 жыл бұрын

Deimos Underrated comment. 👍🏾

@brye-bread

4 жыл бұрын

You mean bone spurs? Oh wait...

The official car of the guy who puts Punisher skulls on the bottom of his pistol magazines

@fakename287

4 жыл бұрын

@Punisher uh, congrats

@phillyspitta8147

4 жыл бұрын

LeireX ctfu facts got punisher fat head on back window n seat covers wit a roof rack like he real outdoor type lol

@gnarshread

4 жыл бұрын

Ugh. Yep! Thats how you know they are an idiot.

@trashrabbit69

4 жыл бұрын

"What is your experience with foreign languages?" "MOLON LABE"

@jamespondy0

4 жыл бұрын

That's just Jeep in general. They're all fucking retarded wannabe hardasses.

"FOR THE GUY WHO'S FAVOURITE BEER IS: FIVE BEERS" I nearly pissed myself laughing

@jebediahspringfield9496

4 жыл бұрын

Christopher Brummet this joke cured my depression

@christopherbrummet4997

4 жыл бұрын

@Punisher well then, you don't have a 2006 Jeep Commander, do ya?

@boowiebear

4 жыл бұрын

Me too. I lost it!!

@thisisntsergio1352

4 жыл бұрын

Scrolled and read and heard this joke all at the same time

@Iukini

4 жыл бұрын

*whose

"for a man that insists MREs tastes good" Don't do my boy Steve1989MREInfo like that

@penguinsscareme

4 жыл бұрын

MRESteve at a restaurant, complimenting the food: "That's totally edible!"

@edawg792

4 жыл бұрын

Our boy Steve definitely drives an old Toyota truck

@IanDunbar1

4 жыл бұрын

Find you a girl that looks at you like Steve looks at a packet of coffee instant.

@UndeadPorcupine

4 жыл бұрын

That joke was top-tier, but I’m not gonna lie man, those lemon poppy cakes are worth their weight in gold

@samuelmoreno36

4 жыл бұрын

Let's put that comment on a tray!, nice!

"cmon Enterprise..is this really the only suv left?.. Gimmie the pt cruiser"

@brianlee5649

4 жыл бұрын

Not without a dent. No dent, no PT Cruiser, no exceptions/if, ands or buts.

@joebeastyg5686

4 жыл бұрын

Nice tie-in to the "Commander Riker" comment..... or was it?

@jimmynickelz

4 жыл бұрын

@@joebeastyg5686 Naaa man. That's Mr Regular level mind bending. Not there yet.

@SlidTossedPissed

4 жыл бұрын

Id rather walk... backwards... on fire.. in hell.. naked.. than drive this OR the Pt Loser.

@JL-sm6cg

2 жыл бұрын

I had a choice between one of these and a Grand Cherokee once at a rental car counter. Chose the Cherokee. Liked the look better.

If “negligent discharge” was a car

@jimmynickelz

4 жыл бұрын

Damn!! Nice

@TheMattc999

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

2006 Jeep Commander: The Official Car for Fist Fighting Little League Parents.

@JSXSProductions

4 жыл бұрын

I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!

@smirage22

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao Randy Marsh

@LearnAboutFlow

4 жыл бұрын

Funniest comment yet!

@WhoDaFuqIzDisGuy.

4 жыл бұрын

I'll fuck up a whole team of little league kids what's up?!?

@TheFernando9431

3 жыл бұрын

"You're the best arround.." Sounds in the radio in a continuous loop

I work with knife guy. Who became military issue watch guy. Then he turned into tactical torch guy. Now he’s morphed into hardcore-prep-for-the-Coronavirus-apocalypse guy. He talks at me, not to me.

@scottcook7928

4 жыл бұрын

ms_enj, hahahahahahahaha

@utrak

4 жыл бұрын

what car does he drive?

@CarsMeetsBikes

4 жыл бұрын

Eurotrash RC the Jeep commander...

@1painter4hire

4 жыл бұрын

That's Gold !!! Thanks !!

@MrDaxtr

4 жыл бұрын

He's the Jeeeep guuuuuuy....duh. (beat drop)

The official car of "I carry a .45 cause they don't make a .46"

@CARAMELH0H0B0Y

4 жыл бұрын

Those fudds almost make me want a .460 Rowland.

@vinnydaq13

4 жыл бұрын

CARAMELH0H0B0Y why not get a .500 S&W ?

@Big-Monkey-Man

4 жыл бұрын

@@vinnydaq13 Arthritis

@vinnydaq13

4 жыл бұрын

@@Big-Monkey-Man Nuff said.

This is yet another Chrysler product where it can be determined to be shit or good based on the engine it has. In the case of the Commander: -Does it have the Hemi? It's good. -No Hemi? POS.

@_chipchip

4 жыл бұрын

Leightspeed in Australia we got them with the Mercedes 3.0 diesel turbo, they are super sweet motors and love a tune.

@calemacdonald3135

4 жыл бұрын

Did they put the inline 6 in them?

@SkylineFTW97

4 жыл бұрын

The 4.7 is a decent engine. Not as good as the Hemi, but not really bad either.

@DMSparky

4 жыл бұрын

4.7L is an okay motor just not super powerful or efficient.

@_chipchip

4 жыл бұрын

cale MacDonald The diesel was a 5 or 6 cylinder diesel turbo. The 3.0 6 was a v6 quad cam DT.

Jeep commander, the official car or wearing a weight vest to stair climb at planet fitness.

@killerMILLER117

4 жыл бұрын

A latino girl did that at my local Planet Fitness and she stair stepped the entire time I was working out. Her thighs were massive and I'll always be in love with her.

@JohnSmith-wx9wj

4 жыл бұрын

@@killerMILLER117 Always wanted some nice thighs... ugh, the only thighs I get are chicken thighs.

"Refuses to help like your school's registrar's office." I felt that

@tobyvision

4 жыл бұрын

To this day, I still do not understand what a registrar was or what they did or did not do. I passed through there many times, and I believe I have permanent brain damage where each of those memories should be stored. It was like walking into a giant microwave aimed at my brain.

I bought a 2006 Commander in 2013. Kept it till late 2014. Had it close to 2 years. Ended up trading it for a FJ Cruiser. I love my FJ. But, I must say, the Commader was AWESOME! I wish I had kept it. I bought it with around 120k, sold it with around 150k. Drove it across the country from Chicago, to San Diego, To Miami, and all in between. During that trip I had my friend, my cousin, myself, 2 dogs, and a cat, plus tons of gear. Tons of space inside (with the 3rd row down), super smooth ride. We took it up some minimal 4wd trails in Colorado (to get up to hot springs). It really was probably my favorite vehicle I have owned (I've owned over 15 vehicles, 5 of which being Jeeps, 2 Subarus, Toyota's, Honda's, etc.). Never had any problems with it in the 30k miles I put on it when it was already old and used. Mine was the base model engine, but, I had leather heated seats and some other options probably (I don't know what, I didn't buy it new; but, the leather seating suggests some upgrades were included, like the power sunroof I had). Even with the base engine, it was plenty fast, pulled 2 jetskis just fine. Really, it was an odd vehicle in some ways, and, I agree, I'd take a 4runner any day. But, the Commander I had, kicked ass!

@AmusedChild

3 жыл бұрын

We're looking at one to possibly buy, and it looks like a great deal. We do a lot of work on our land, but neither of us were in the military or eat MREs. This video review is immature and stupid.

@Hypocrite-ical

3 жыл бұрын

@@AmusedChild You.... you may be happier if you don't watch anything else from this channel.

@shiceblack8741

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooooo 😂😂😂 this guy's a dick!!! I still love my 2008 Commander... Tough Guy!💪

@joshuabalsavage4695

3 жыл бұрын

I have an 06 base model commander and I must say it’s the best vehicle I’ve ever had. I’ve had it for a little over 3 years now. It’s incredible in the snow. Never had a problem. Also I’m nowhere close to the type of person they describe in this video. Lol

@JSchroederee

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for a beater SUV in 2019. I considered the commander. The general consensus at the time is they are typical for Jeep at the time. Reliability is some of the lowest in the industry, but industry average in the early 2000s is way better than past decades. If you find a well kept commander, could be a great deal. Their resale is terrible so market price might be a steal. Im a Toyota fanboy but I won't pretend a 4runner or land cruiser with twice the milage is a better value at twice the price...

The official car of identifying with Walter in the Big Lebowski

@LorSTApunk07

4 жыл бұрын

Jake Noble Do you see what happens Larry?!

@wvusmc

4 жыл бұрын

You want a toe? I'll getcha a toe. With nail polish. Fuckin amateurs.

@FOWLR4NOW

4 жыл бұрын

The official car of *not* identifying Walter, your brother in law, to be a meth kingpin

@rufusconnolly8489

3 жыл бұрын

This is the perfect comment.

“You forgot this car existed, and now you’re gonna see one everyday”. Reminds me of that phenomenon in the gta games where you look for a car thats very hard to find and when you find it, it starts spawning on the streets

@kz1000ps

4 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeppppp, that's the Infernus for me

@raptorjeezus2607

4 жыл бұрын

Absolute GTA 4 sultan RS moment

@areyousureyouenteredyourna85

4 жыл бұрын

Pheonix

@TheScrubmuffin69

4 жыл бұрын

@@raptorjeezus2607 sultan rs only spawns in one place, so not really haha

@CamaroAmx

4 жыл бұрын

The game is designed so that happens. It’s so if you crash the car you can find anther one quickly.

I’m a technician at a Mopar dealer. Whenever I see one of these roll into the service parking lot, I conveniently find something else to do. I despise these things with a passion.

@BarcelonaBlitzer

4 жыл бұрын

EDD17SP * They are that bad?

@StormChaserok

4 жыл бұрын

Dang !!

@moparmadman1134

3 жыл бұрын

Your a Toyota driving democrat then

@luke6587

3 жыл бұрын

@@moparmadman1134 okay mopar madman. go throw unoriginal insults somewhere else

@ferdsan9025

3 жыл бұрын

@@luke6587 triggered you enough to respond , and it wasn’t even directed at you.

An ABS that locks up is an ABS that doesn't fulfill its purpose.

The official car of “I HAVE AN ORIGINAL AR-15!” when he really has a Smith and Wesson M&P 15. He’s smart enough to know the general public won’t know the difference.

@joedonnelly387

4 жыл бұрын

A very specific reference, one that genuinely had me laughing😂

@MrJohndoakes

4 жыл бұрын

What kind of Jeep does an M-14 owner have?

@mrjohnnyk

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrJohndoakes Probably a Willys

@scottkrafft6830

4 жыл бұрын

He? Every single one of these I've ever seen was a Karen xD

@petefontaine2326

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrJohndoakes A 90s wranger he put a Willys sticker on.

Styled for the man who wished the XJ Cherokee could stick around around for as many decades as the SJ Wagoneer.

@RestrictedHades

4 жыл бұрын

The Jeep SJW is my favorite.

@dorsk84

4 жыл бұрын

I wish Jeep would have kept the XJ model. Just updated the motor. But the Commander is ugly and a rush attempt to appease the XJ owners.

@DSFARGEG00

4 жыл бұрын

And who wouldn't want that? Sadly like everything else Jeep these days it's the poser grandkid of the legit article grandpa.

@WhoDaFuqIzDisGuy.

4 жыл бұрын

I do tho

@clickreportifyouareacrybab5942

4 жыл бұрын

The XJ is bulletproof and timeless. Going up in price too because getting harder to find.

2006 Jeep Commander: The “Flat top” haircut if it was a car

Really you could have just said "Jeep Commander: A Daimler Chrysler product" and ended the video

@stevenwilliams1805

4 жыл бұрын

🔥🔥🔥

@stanhry

3 жыл бұрын

My 2006 four door Dakota is basically a pickup version of this jeep. Between 130 k miles over 190k , I had all the front ball joints replaced some of the front bushings ,the fronts springs , struts, a wheel bearing , one of the calipers , and the sway bar links. The pickup rear end just the shocks but the bed wheel wells rusted out like most this era rams.

@s.i8977

3 жыл бұрын

Anything of that era was garbage I don’t care what anyone says used to own a Dodge truck of that era never again

Only vehicle I’ve ever returned during a “cooling off” period.

For the guy who recites the Rifleman’s creed every morning and proceeds to confuse magazine and clip.

@mauer594

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, he's the type of guy that gets *really* mad at people mixing up the two and will angrily correct you.

@skuzzyj

4 жыл бұрын

@@mauer594 Saying "my California-compliant Assault Rifle still takes Hi-cap Clipazines" will give you the opportunity to watch someone have an actual aneurysm in real time.

This was Hank's car on breaking bad, I think he had the 5.7 Hemi. That's how I'll always think of it

@tobyvision

4 жыл бұрын

Hank was absolutely the kind of guy who only heard the word "hemi" during the entire sales pitch.

@ATCRyderX

8 ай бұрын

*"They don't sell one in Purple, Marie!"*

I actually call mine the "F-Series Canyonero"

@willdowns1745

4 жыл бұрын

Top of the line in utility sports Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

@theunknownone5990

4 жыл бұрын

12 yards long 2 lanes wide 65 tons of american pride! Canyonero Canyonero...

@eliot.s_2672

4 жыл бұрын

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five.

Jeep Commander “Gus Johnson pops a knife”

@markduret9538

4 жыл бұрын

I think they could use a few more knives on the podcast

My late friend had one. The Jeep engine caught fire and exploded on his morning commute. I still miss him sometimes.

@thomascocks9136

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, at least it was firing on all cylinders

@gundism

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry to hear that your last friend ☹️ is gone

@EazyDuz18

4 жыл бұрын

why was your friend late?

@baconadmin1646

4 жыл бұрын

@@EazyDuz18 his engine caught fire and exploded on his morning commute.

@roddydykes7053

4 жыл бұрын

Combustion69 because he had to walk after his Jeep engine exploded

Chrysler "Jeep": "Hey we heard you like the Cherokee XJ, YOU'LL LOVE THIS!" Even though it has basically the same power, is pointlessly larger, is made almost entirely of plastic, has less ground clearance, is heavier, a worse engine, and a less comfortable interior! It's almost like they were trying to recapture the business from those who loved the Cherokee but wanted something newer, despite how much worse it was.

@CanadaBud23

4 жыл бұрын

Marketing ploy, what happens when accountants get a hold of the drawing board, for 200 Alex.

@jeremiahd8321

3 жыл бұрын

still have an 96 xj and its better than this.

The ‘Kenny G cd in Pantera case’ comment had me rolling!

@neilvetter662

4 жыл бұрын

What a letdown

The official car of "don't worry the Charger is coming soon."

@michaelramsey82

4 жыл бұрын

The Charger came out in 2006, at the same time as the Commander.

“4 all-the-time” and “4 all-time” sounds like it needs an edit.

@TheScrubmuffin69

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was fucking around, especially when he said you tow in neutral until I heard it correctly the second time lol

@21Trainman

4 жыл бұрын

I still can’t hear it any way that makes sense. Could you please explain?

@PrydeWater901

4 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Penner 3:25

@KLAWNINETY

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheScrubmuffin69 These jeeps are actually favored because they have manual transfer cases that you can put in neutral for towing behind an RV aka "dinghy towing". You can only do this with manual rear wheel drive cars and a handful of 4x4's.

Haven't died at an intro roasting the cars typical owners like this since WEABOO. WEABOOWEABOOWEABOO

THAT WALLET HOLDER IN THE ROOF KILLS MY SOUL JUST LOOKING AT IT .

"The official car of boot leather flavoured Pop-Tarts"

@Titanic19127

4 жыл бұрын

The car you take your 18 year old girlfriend in the woods to cvm insider here when you’re 40 and paying for her college

@silverrain99205

4 жыл бұрын

Awww man 😂😂

@MrDmitriRavenoff

4 жыл бұрын

@@Titanic19127 ouch. That burns.

@hairychesticles1

4 жыл бұрын

Poptart flavored boots

@Titanic19127

4 жыл бұрын

McLarenBMW only women, but I’m not 40 or a Jeep guy, I’m 20 years younger

The intro sounded familiar... then I realised it was “one winged angel” from FFVII...

@Grimm-Gaming

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Roman Does ALOT of FF Thingies :)

@dogwalk3

4 жыл бұрын

i thought it was the oompa loompa song, lmao. oops.

@Grimm-Gaming

4 жыл бұрын

@@dogwalk3 nah just us Weeb Songs ;)

@dogwalk3

4 жыл бұрын

Grimm Gaming haha, i got started with ffx. was always more of a dragon quest guy ;)

@LimitedTimeRoman

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't realize the review was releasing this soon, and would release in time with the FF7 remake. So much for my ability to track time. But I regret NOTHING.

3:16 talking about the fan, I think you completely missed the fact that if this has the "HD cooling" package which I think it does looking at the freeze frame; this thing also has a second hydraulically powered cooling fan that runs of the power steering pump pressure. And that is most of what wrong with dodge, spend a bunch of money doing simple stuff like cooling fans in there own odd way, but build the interior outta trash can plastic, and wire the whole vehicle up with harbor freight quality harnesses and connectors.

@LegoDork

4 жыл бұрын

Stop thinking my thoughts.

@zlinedavid

2 жыл бұрын

Where this was being designed during the Daimler ownership, this is now officially one of the world’s best trolling jobs. A HYDRAULICALLY OPERATED COOLING FAN???? That idea originated when two Mercedes engineers got ahold of some really good weed one night and…. “I have idea, ya? Let’s….*toke*….let’s call zose Chrysler dipshits and tell zem to…*toke*…oh…we design cooling fan zat runs hydraulically. And zose fuckers will probably build it!”

so basically a honda pilot but worse?

"For a man who insists MREs taste good", the last person I knew owned one of these also owned a vegan restaurant.😂👍 Can't make this up.

This one just felt so classic rcr

The official car of Thin Blue Line stickers

@twotailedavenger

3 жыл бұрын

Not just any TBL stickers, the ones with the Punisher skull.

When an airsoft player thinks he is tactical, he gets a Jeep Commander.

Last time I was this early, Jeep was owned by a different corporation.

Hank Schrader from breaking bad drives one in the show. That tells you pretty much all you need to know

"the jeep commander riker" dont think I didnt hear you

I got one from my dad, I don't know how long he had it but not long. Got the engine rebuilt in 2020. V6. Has 199,600 miles. Never saw myself driving a Jeep cuz I got used to my old Lincoln and would've gotten another Ford, but here we are. It's honestly a solid and underrated truck

In juvie looking at the natgeo magazines seeing this made me want one till I started working on cars

"This is an adult power wheels truck." -RCR

@LegoDork

4 жыл бұрын

That's the H3.

I put over 200k on the 4.7 in my Dakota before I bought a Ram Cummins (October 2019). So god damn reliable. Never had any problems with it and barely any with the truck itself and we had it since new until I bought in 2015. This Jeep is still decent

"Tanked like the last Terminator movie" That could refer to 4 of the last 6 Terminator movies lol

@LegoDork

4 жыл бұрын

Doesn't matter for the joke. More often than not it'll be accurate into the foreseeable future.

Mr. Regular, you never fail to make Monday a day to look forward to. Thank you

Jeep Commander looks like the perfect vehicle that represents the KAREN

@alidaraie

4 жыл бұрын

Nah! that would be the Cherokee

@deepbludreams

4 жыл бұрын

the Commander is a knockoff Tahoe, the Tahoe is the Karen-mobile.

@jackstacey7519

4 жыл бұрын

No, the official cars of speaking to the manager are the Ford Flex, Chevy Suburban, and an honorable mention goes to the Nissan Rogue.

@icankickmagda

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackstacey7519 Pretty sure the Suburban IS the manager

@Valkyrie427

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, that's the Tahoe (Including all subsequent variations from the other GM brands), 1st-gen Chevy Trailblazer, GMC Acadia, and the entire Lexus RX line.

I learned to drive and took my test in one of these!! I was SO lucky my parents paid for gas with 8-11mpg. Also saved me when I was T-boned and rolled

@CamaroAmx

4 жыл бұрын

Riley I took my test in a borrowed 91 Ford Escort hatch that I didn’t fit in. And when I got my first vehicle (a 79 F150 4x4), my dad said you have a job, pay for your own gas and insurance. And I bought my F150 without any financial help from my dad. The only thing he was willing to do was to give me a ride to go look at it. Gas was $1 per gallon so that wasn’t an issue. And when I was 18, I bought him a car (a 79 Bronco as a weekend play toy) for his birthday. Now all these years later, he asks me for advice on what vehicle to buy.

I remember this Jeep, but couldn't remember the model name to save my life. My ex wife's coworker bought one back in the day, but I don't recall seeing one of these in 10 years. In his case, he needed 7 seats, and I guess he wanted 7 grille slots. I probably would have said different in 2006 but I kind of like the upright boxy look now.

Hank Schrader approved!

I have the commander with the HEMI, Quadra drive 2 and all options that were available and I’m obsessed with it. Of course I’m 17 so It’s a starter car, but I love my commander

"The Jeep Commander Riker." From now on these Jeeps are going to be called Rikers!

I totaled my Scion TC on the back of one of these. They stomped on their brakes and the nose dipped down, I went into the back. Pushed up my hood, bent my radiator brackets, broke a headlight, and bent the fenders. The only damage the Jeep got was I broke the plastic around the trailer hitch when she pulled forward

@mikeoxlong2278

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@TheScrubmuffin69

4 жыл бұрын

I mean that happens with any truck that you rear end while braking.

@stevenwilliams1805

4 жыл бұрын

One of the few things the Commander is good at.

@stevenwilliams1805

4 жыл бұрын

On a side note, the TC is a nice car. I liked them and, don't know of any problems related to them.

@zorilla0

4 жыл бұрын

@@stevenwilliams1805 As a 2007 tC owner, allow me to list all the things I've dealt with, all before 80,000 miles (currently at 105k): - It uses the 2.4L 2AZ-FE engine, which has a widespread oil consumption issue caused by weak piston rings. Toyota issued a recall, but it had an absurdly high minimum threshold of something like 1 quart per 1000 miles to qualify. Mine is affected, but is nowhere near that amount. - The plastic trim surrounding the trunk release is prone to breaking off easily. I'm super careful and have never had a problem, but look around and you'll see lots of tC's with unpainted or duct taped trim pieces on the rear hatch for this reason. - The entire car squeaks and rattles, inside and out. Everything from the sway bar end link bushings creaking when entering driveways, to the clutch slave cylinder, to the air vents/head unit door, to the vinyl sunroof covers, all the way to the rear hatch glass. - While the seats are durable, they're built for Hank Hill. For the bolsters to line up with your body properly, you need gigantic love handles and an ass the size of a grapefruit. Otherwise, your hip bones will be digging into the sides of the seat bottom the entire ride. - The door cards, seats, and steering wheel are made out of some of the most wear resistant materials I've ever seen in a car. However, the rest of the interior is slowly falling apart. Both sun visors are shot and can't stay up anymore and the interior trim for the rear hatch has completely fallen apart. Pretty sure the headliner is made out of paperboard and is held on with velcro. - The entire chassis is really flimsy. You can't really observe it directly, but I'm guessing the center HVAC vent shouldn't start creaking when going around a gentle corner at 40 MPH and the headliner shouldn't make popping noises when pulling into a driveway. - The paint on plastic trim pieces (wing mirrors, door handles, spoiler) all craze and flake off. These parts of the car are too small to wax or otherwise protect properly so there is nothing you can really do to prevent it. - The manual transmission is unpleasant to use and not even reliable. The throttle is laggy and unresponsive (heavy flywheel + emissions controls). The clutch is grabby and chattery when cold, all gear changes are jerky unless you get it _exactly_ right, the clutch is too heavy for a car this size, and the shifter sticks or becomes extra notchy at random for no apparent reason. My transmission also began producing a gritty noise when applying power in 4th and 5th gear after a cross-country move and I'm pretty sure the only solution is a full rebuild since it's probably a bad output bearing deep inside it. Screw that. - This car absolutely chews up front tires. Rotate them religiously and maybe you'll only need a new set every 25,000 miles instead of 10-15,000. Also, all four of my previous set of tires developed slow leaks, but I don't know whether to blame the tire or the rims for that. - The 2007 model year specifically had a common problem where the HVAC panel would no longer illuminate when you turned on the headlights. Thanks to a forum that was aware of this problem, I found out that this is caused by an SMD resistor where one side cracks off the board. A reflow fixed it and it's been going for 9+ years now.

FORGOT this existed? I didn't even KNOW this existed. I swear, I have NEVER seen a Jeep Commander.

@MrDmitriRavenoff

4 жыл бұрын

You probably saw one from a distance and figured it was a Cherokee Classic. Pretty sure that was what they were going for, and sadly succeeded. Cherokee Classic with a thyroid problem.

@Sp1n1985

4 жыл бұрын

Cherokee Fat

The official car of asking, “are these US military-grade jungle boots?” in a Big 5 Sports

@echodelta2172

4 жыл бұрын

underrated The kid who gets a GP-5 gas mask at a surplus store and brags about how he'll outlive the zombies with his new asbestos-filled head condom

This review genuinely made me laugh in a long time. Out loud. Thank you, RCR.

This is the most entertaining car review I've seen all week. Where has this channel been all my life? Subscribed.

These things are notorious for their electrical problems. We had one with the 5.7-liter Hemi. It famously broke down at the entrance to a gas station during hurricane Sandy. Jeep charged us 1200 dollars to replace the wiring harness only to have the problem reoccur. I joined an owner's group just to see if anyone was having similar problems. There were a lot. Apparently, the electronically adjustable seat would slice into the wiring when adjusted shorting out the computer and causing all hell to break loose: Horns, lights, windows, the works. The show would continue 'till the battery died. I warned them about Chrysler products. Unfortunately, nobody listened.

The name for that guy is “Tacticool”.

That introduction of this holy chariot through that Sephiroth chant was fantastic! Well done sir!

Looks like you guys are really starting to feel the groove of your new style... Keep up the good work this got the feels like the first season! 🙌

It's a Canyonerooo!

@icankickmagda

4 жыл бұрын

Smells like a steak and seats 35

@Dankcatvacs

4 жыл бұрын

no this is more the like the alabamo

I would say 16 city is generous, it’s more like 10

When I heard the closing music, I got flashbacks of that Futurama episode where Fry, Leela and Bender became superheroes. Thanks Regular! LOL

One of your best yet! Keep it up, love this stuff!

"The Jeep Commander Ryker"

I feel like I've learned so much about my neighbor down the street whom I've never met but actually drives one of these.

My mom and dad had one of these when I was a kid and only recently traded for a new Ram. I'm thinking about getting one just for the nostalgia honestly. The one they had was a V6 and had over 200k miles on it when they sold it and was falling apart but I kinda miss it because I grew up in that car, it pretty much raised me. Great video btw!

I have been watching your videos for years and I love them please keep them coming

Liked the one winged angel parody at the beginning 😊😊

I was hoping Roman would do the "babyback ribs" sing when he started drumming on dishware.

Thank you for all the polish you put in your videos man.

I love the way that when he goes into a handful of jokes it sort of sounds like 2 people having a laugh together rather than one guy reading a script

Me at 3:58 a.m: Yes

I used to play this in a video game called "Jeep Thrills" on my wii Notable others include the the Patriot, Compass, and Liberty

This was my family SUV for close to a decade. Thank you for reminding of it

Had a friend who had one of these back in 08 with 5.7 HEMI in it, every time he floored it he'd yell out ITS A HEMI BROO!!

For as intellectual as you seem, you nailed the mall ninja range commando perfect haha

@echodelta2172

4 жыл бұрын

he definitely browses /k/ and has a couple milsurp buddies to brush up on his references

@gundude82

4 жыл бұрын

@@echodelta2172 It would make sense. He 100% browses /o/

The “let’s rock” DVD was so incredibly fitting

@verylegalverycool

3 жыл бұрын

It’s the newest Black Keys album.

It’s been a year since I last saw one of these. Was a trade at the dealer I work at and I was assigned to do the inspection on it. I told our tower operator to just send it to auction.

Almost always the wildest run at a "Tuff Truck" event. Thank you Commanders!

This is the type of suv your manager drives.

I thought the f-150 was the official vehicle of "knife guy"

@acronus

4 жыл бұрын

It is, but the Commander is Knifey-er

@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon

4 жыл бұрын

Though the F-150 was the baseball bat guy.

@LegoDork

4 жыл бұрын

@@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon When I was younger I had a baseball bat in the gun rack of my '85/'87 F-150.

@twotailedavenger

3 жыл бұрын

This is the car that Knife Guy gets when the transmission inevitably explodes on his F-150.

I love everything about this video especially the outro 😂🙏🏾

I was trying so hard not to laugh because my wife has a Patriot and my sister has a Commander, but you got me!! This was great!!

This is all well and good. But where's the tap and die set?

I remember when we got these Australia. I think all ours had chrome handles on the back, either side of the tailgate. Bit of a wtf car.

@bafg182

4 жыл бұрын

Adam N We did get these and IIRC they were almost as much as an LR Discovery 3 or Prado Kakadu. Like over $60k back then. Usually bought by social climbing cashed up bogan families who thought they were too good for a Pajero and thought Jeep was fancy, like an American Land Rover or LandCruiser. How wrong they were. Been years since I’ve seen one, I reckon they all led hard lives in the suburbs and got scrapped when they started breaking down and a lack of parts made them uneconomical to fix

@onecracker6064

4 жыл бұрын

in america we call that the "LIMITED" model even though i see them more often than the base models

@LegoDork

4 жыл бұрын

@@onecracker6064 I always appreciated the fact that they even have badging to let you know and people bought them anyway.

@moparmadman1134

3 жыл бұрын

So what's wrong with rear handles it's a flashback to the station wagon of the past Chrysler tradition

Roman's making beats, not just with his guitar! Love it!

My mom’s had an 06 for the last 10 years. It fills with water when it rains, had the ignition recalled, fried the alternator, and some other things I was too young to remember, all with just 80k miles. It’s kind of a POS but we like it and she doesn’t want to replace it. My dad had an XJ and we don’t love it like we did that, but we’re still attached to the commander.Also the V6 gets the same mileage, and we’ve used the 3rd row 3 times tops lol (I’m their only kid) Update: thanks for making this video wholesome enough for me to show my mom