Find the recipes here: 2-Minute Chocolate Chip Cookie (Makes 1 cookie) PREP TIME: 5 MINUTES COOK TIME: 2 MINUTES TOTAL TIME: 7 MINUTES INGREDIENTS 2 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened, plus more for greasing ¼ cup light brown sugar, lightly packed ½ teaspoon vanilla extract 2 tablespoons beaten egg 6 tablespoons all-purpose flour ⅛ teaspoon kosher salt 5½ tablespoons semi-sweet chocolate chips, divided PREPARATION 1. Grease a large (at least 8-inch diameter) microwave-safe plate with butter. 2. In a medium bowl, use a whisk or fork to stir together the butter, sugar and vanilla until light and creamy. 3. Add the egg and stir to combine. 4. Add the flour and salt and stir until just incorporated 5. Fold in 5 tablespoons of the chocolate chips. 6. Scoop the dough into a mound at the center of the prepared plate. Lightly press the remaining chocolate chips into the top of the dough. 7. Microwave until the cookie is dry on top and springs back when lightly pressed in the center, about 1½ minutes. Let sit for a few minutes to cool. 8. Enjoy! 2-Hour Chocolate Chip Cookies (Makes 8-10 cookies) PREP TIME: 1 HOUR COOK TIME: 15 MINUTES TOTAL TIME: 195 MINUTES INGREDIENTS ½ cup granulated sugar ¾ cup light brown sugar, packed 1 teaspoon kosher salt ½ cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted 1 large egg 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1¼ cups all-purpose flour ½ teaspoon baking soda 4 ounces milk or semi-sweet chocolate chunks 4 ounces dark chocolate chunks PREPARATION 1. In a large bowl, whisk together the granulated and brown sugar, salt, and butter until a paste forms with no lumps. 2. Whisk in the egg and vanilla, beating until light ribbons fall off the whisk and remain for a short while before dissolving. 3. Sift in the flour and baking soda, then fold with a spatula until just incorporated. (Be careful not to overmix, which will cause the gluten in the flour to toughen, resulting in cakier cookies). 4. Fold in the milk and dark chocolate chunks. 5. Chill the dough for 2 hours, or, for a more intense toffee-like flavor and deeper color, overnight. The longer the dough rests, the more complex its flavor will be. 6. Preheat the oven to 350°F (180°C). Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper. 7. Using a 2½-ounce ice cream scoop or a ⅓ cup measure, scoop the dough onto the prepared baking sheets, leaving at least 4 inches (10 cm) of space between each cookie and 2 inches (5 cm) of space from the edges of the pan so that the cookies can spread evenly. A half sheet pan should fit no more than 6 cookies. 8. Bake for 12-15 minutes, or until the edges have started to lightly brown. Let cool completely before serving. 9. Enjoy! 2-Day Chocolate Chip Cookies (Makes 9-10) PREP TIME: 45 MINUTES COOK TIME: 20 MINUTES TOTAL TIME: 2 DAYS 65 MINUTES INGREDIENTS Toffee 6 tablespoons (¾ stick) unsalted butter ¾ cup light brown sugar, lightly packed 1 teaspoon kosher salt Water, as needed Cookie Dough 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter 4 ice cubes ¾ cup granulated sugar 1½ cups light brown sugar, packed 2 teaspoons espresso powder 2 teaspoons kosher salt ½ teaspoon baking soda 2 large eggs 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 2½ cups all-purpose flour 6 ounces 50-70% cacao chocolate, chopped Flaky sea salt, for sprinkling PREPARATION 1. Make the toffee: Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. 2. In a medium nonstick saucepan over medium heat, melt the butter, brown sugar, and salt, stirring until evenly incorporated. If there are grainy lumps or if the fat starts to separate, add a couple splashes of water and stir vigorously to emulsify. Continue to cook, stirring constantly, until the mixture reaches 290°F (143°C), about 10-15 minutes. 3. Pour the toffee onto the prepared baking sheet and spread out slightly with a spatula. Freeze until ready to use, about 30 minutes. 4. Make the cookie dough: Add the butter to a medium nonstick saucepan over medium-high heat. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the butter turns dark brown and smells nutty. Watch carefully so the butter does not burn. Remove the pot from the heat. 5. Add an ice cube to the butter and slowly let it melt. It may froth and bubble. Add the remaining 3 ice cubes and gently stir until melted. 6. In a large bowl, combine the granulated and brown sugar, espresso powder, salt, and baking soda. 7. Pour the brown butter into the sugar mixture and mix until combined. Don’t worry if it looks separated. 8. In a small bowl, whisk together the eggs and vanilla. Pour into the sugar and butter mixture and whisk until glossy and smooth. 9. Add the flour and fold with a rubber spatula to incorporate until the dough has no visible flour streaks. 10. Remove the toffee from the freezer (it should be a frozen disc) and break it into chunks that will fit inside a gallon zip-top bag. Double bag the toffee and seal both bags. With a rolling pin, break the toffee into small pieces. 11. Fold the crushed toffee and chopped chocolate into the dough until evenly distributed. 12. Using a large ice cream scoop or a ½ cup measure, scoop the dough onto a parchment-lined baking sheet. Wrap the baking sheet in plastic wrap, but leave a small opening at the corner of the tray. 13. Let the dough rest in the refrigerator for at least 48 hours. This will allow the flavor to develop and the dough to dry out a little as it rests, which will result in less spread when it bakes. 14. When ready to bake, preheat the oven to 325°F (163°C). Line 2 baking sheet with parchment paper. 15. Arrange the cookies on the baking sheets, leaving at least 2 inches of space between the cookies and away from the edges of the pan. 16. Bake until the cookies are golden brown with crispy edges, but are still slightly soft in the center, 18-20 minutes. Immediately sprinkle the cookies with flaky sea salt. then let cool completely. The cookies will be very soft at first but will set after they are fully cooled. 17. Enjoy!

@andor4235

4 жыл бұрын

Tasty thank you! Love ur vids!

@fangmilitante

4 жыл бұрын

u shouldve posted this earlier 😂

@n3ju889

4 жыл бұрын

I love you

@foodeater8600

4 жыл бұрын

THANK YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!

@areeshaasif1953

4 жыл бұрын

Tasty hehe

2 minute: i want a snack 2 hour: im having friends over 2 day: im in quarantine and have nothing else to do

@imani1172

4 жыл бұрын

Marit honestly tho

@SentientTurtlesRUs

4 жыл бұрын

True, just called my Grandma who is stuck in her house and learned that she has been making the 2 day cookies

@fadedvisionz5301

4 жыл бұрын

Marit lol

@tabzzzz

4 жыл бұрын

I made this comment to 1k likes please appreciate my existence.

@bb_robloxianbesties_bb283

4 жыл бұрын

I’m your 1K like

2 year cookies: Alright, let's start with growing the wheat.

@iaamlisee9136

4 жыл бұрын

HyperNeutrino Lmaoo

@yeah2582

4 жыл бұрын

You missed the first step, plowing the field

@maidsinc.7577

4 жыл бұрын

@@yeah2582 what about buying that field?

@yeah2582

4 жыл бұрын

My mistake you have to earn the money to buy the field to plow first

@maidsinc.7577

4 жыл бұрын

@@yeah2582 better be some good cookies then

the best thing about baking by yourself is that there is nobody to stop you from eating the cookie dough

@kaique9508

4 ай бұрын

im sure your tummy will stop you couple hours later =)

2 week cookie: let’s take a flight to South America and pick up the cacao beans

@user-xy6jj7lp9o

Ай бұрын

Lol 😂

2-minute: your homie 2-hour: your grandma 2-day: *that one mom who organizes the weekly carpool schedule*

@justded2642

4 жыл бұрын

W H E E Z E

@fabianavitale3484

4 жыл бұрын

y e s

@HiddenTheAnimator

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@quirkyquinn6687

4 жыл бұрын

Maseru _m o o d_

@natg.6987

4 жыл бұрын

what have i started

2 decade cookie: Let’s start by melting our steel for our oven

@Xper_ienceZ

4 жыл бұрын

SPDY_DenZ you forgot to mine it

@purrfectpurrincess8045

4 жыл бұрын

@@T0YCHEST you do realize two decades is just 20 years right? Each decade is 10 years if you don't know common math. *nice fucking save-*

@rikoluvv

4 жыл бұрын

@@purrfectpurrincess8045 20, 1 decade is 10 years bruh

@purrfectpurrincess8045

4 жыл бұрын

@@rikoluvv aw shit I didn't say that right- I know. I'm just extremely dumb at times :/ I forgot to add that a decade is 10 years each :|

@T0YCHEST

4 жыл бұрын

purrfect purrincess if u dont think u can die in 20 years i respect ur positivity on randomness

For people wanting the 2-Day cookie experience but not having the time or patience, here's an alternative! Use the 2-Hour recipe, but brown your butter instead (cool with an ice cube) and add 1/2 teaspoon of espresso powder to the dry ingredients. These two additions really deepen the flavor and is barely any extra effort!

I made the 2 min one and it is amazing. If anyone makes it I totally recommend dark chocolate instead of chocolate chips. It makes it a really good sweet to salty ratio.

@AzraJ

Жыл бұрын

How did you get the quantity of the ingredients? He just says “some butter” rather than giving measurements

@mehhh247

Жыл бұрын

@@AzraJ I just kind of put a bit, not too much, then if it wasn't enough I added more. If you put too much, just add a bit of sugar🤗

@filmedbyainsleypaige

Жыл бұрын

@@AzraJ tasty commented the recipe as well

4:39 "I like my chocolate chip cookies like I like my bank account... frickin' loaded" -Alvin 6th July 2019

@justded2642

4 жыл бұрын

Can't relate- Me July 7th 2019

@Spoonsies_

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad his cookies aren’t loaded

@evita2464

4 жыл бұрын

I like my cookies how i like my bank accout, broken ans sad

@Jenna-dz2tv

4 жыл бұрын

Pokemon Test I can tell you not American

@lexx5618

4 жыл бұрын

If I had my cookies like my bank account I wouldn't even have a cookie

My idiotic dysfunctional brain: “0h, so they bake it for 2 days???” 🤦🏾‍♀️

@jyotic4195

4 жыл бұрын

Mine too

@zoerss

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@trixinka__

4 жыл бұрын

me too lmao

@LuffyOnG5

4 жыл бұрын

Mine too

@jackdaniels1749

4 жыл бұрын

The 2 minute cookie looks raw that probably why we thought that way

Time Stamps! 2 minute cookie: 0:29 2 hour cookie: 2:56 2 day cookie: 6:23

2 decade cookie: step 1: be born

2 minutes: lazy 2 hours: For the kids (or yourself) 2 Days: *GRANDMA*

@Maya-pw5yv

4 жыл бұрын

Or if you are VERY patient

@geez2926

4 жыл бұрын

Huy Gold 2 days look my my brothers shit

@geez2926

4 жыл бұрын

No joke

@geez2926

4 жыл бұрын

It would taste good but it looks bad

@ubahnur8728

4 жыл бұрын

My grandma died when I was 10 I never knew anything about her :(

If you don't have friends, that's kinda sad *i came for cookies not to be attacked*

@louisestar6071

4 жыл бұрын

Ew

@skzelast

4 жыл бұрын

ikr same

@luissalcedo9209

4 жыл бұрын

Dogie Ha ha We all did

@3llenuh

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao samee

@Lara-ol4ml

4 жыл бұрын

ikr

i once made the 2 day cookies (without the toffee because im scared and dont own a candy thermometer) and they legitimately were one of the most incredible things ever. among the best cookies i've had. i want to make them again right now

@elvee4557

2 ай бұрын

Where did u get the 2 day recipe??

@leftonred11

2 ай бұрын

@@elvee4557 in the pinned comment on this video, all three recipes are there

Thanks for the recipe for the 2 minute one. It really helped. I accidently added a lot more of flour on accident, but even though the cookies came out as soft, they were very delicious aswell. (This is also my first time making a dessert I love 😅)

“If you don’t have friends, that’s kinda sad” well you know what? Less friends means more cookies for me. Take that.

@aimachb

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaaa your so positive, like that

@somerandomguy7361

4 жыл бұрын

More cookies= More joy, no friends= maximum happiness.

@marcush.bach-nielsen6059

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, it was bold to assume that i even would share with my friends in the first place

@Darkwolfebony

4 жыл бұрын

@Leeroy Jenkins Chonks are cuter anyway!~

@jackkp9633

4 жыл бұрын

This person is a genius Just stating the facts

“like my chocolate chip cookies the way I like my bank account, fricking *l o a d e d*” -Alvin Zhou 2019

@lupitalopez5239

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but how is It actualy

@alisalahi562

4 жыл бұрын

WOOOOOOO

@pantherisboss94

4 жыл бұрын

Lupita Lopez prolly pretty good considering that tasty is dummy rich and he’s one of the main producers and he has his own show so he probably makes nice money

@childabusetoyreview6315

4 жыл бұрын

*loaded*

@wessy9109

4 жыл бұрын

PantherIsBoss 700th like btw 🙋‍♂️

Idk why but the 2 min cookie just looks so good

I need to do the 2 minute one. I’m curious about how good it is. But those 2 day cookies are my go-to

Okay, here's the thing. He's hot. He's funny. He's cute. BUT I NEED ALL THE MEASUREMENTS FOR ALL OF THE INGREDIENTS.

@lukasg4807

4 жыл бұрын

Just go for it, you don't need to be exact these aren't macarons

@brendacantu2230

4 жыл бұрын

Just eye it ,extra HARD

@msMuffet.

4 жыл бұрын

Lukas G- LOL “These aren’t macarons”😂😂

@felizlauwu6757

4 жыл бұрын

i mean he did do this in the summer and he is wearing a t shirt so he must be pretty hot

@smenehere2618

4 жыл бұрын

Your comment is underrated... but LIKE YEAH

Who else saw this on there recommended like 10 times and decided to finally see it?

@maliarosgamer420

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@wardedbog5652

4 жыл бұрын

Lol me

@portlonmackey7897

4 жыл бұрын

Meh

@marisaa3924

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah me too

@lollo688

4 жыл бұрын

Me

I love your cookie recipe, I hope you make more cookies ❤

That 2 day cookie looks amazing... I want.

“If you don’t have friends, that’s kinda sad.” How dare you attack me like that.

@kj1222

4 жыл бұрын

It's true

@frogginachos0124

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@breezydinosaur2171

4 жыл бұрын

Ill be your freind Im a lonely potato

@sharissahenry6146

4 жыл бұрын

same here only my bf and Family 💔🤘

@MagisterialVoyager

4 жыл бұрын

mood TBH LMAO

I noticed that the more time it takes to make the cookie, the darker the cookies... So a burnt black cookie should be top-notch Gordon Ramsey level?

@YouTubewatcher744

4 жыл бұрын

Your logic is impeccable

@swok6554

4 жыл бұрын

rAmsAY

@BenjaminLee2009

4 жыл бұрын

no, its a top notch carcinogen level meaning if you eat it you get cancer and then you die

@Monika-ro1kn

4 жыл бұрын

*its burnt.*

@gun4827

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

2 century cookie: Step 1. Have an Industrial Revolution

I’m also someone who will put in 2 days into producing a fabulous cookie 🍪 thank you so much for this recipe. I am 100% 💯 going to make this next week. With some slight modifications, I have a personal caramel Recipe passed down from my grandmother that would be I think just perfect for this cookie! Thank you for sharing your passion project for this cookie. I can see your love and consideration you put in. I’m excited!!🙏🙏🥰🥰🙏🙏

im not gonna lie, the 2-min cookie looks like something out of a cartoon

@maple494

4 жыл бұрын

thats what I thought

@kayleegorial9949

4 жыл бұрын

D4niel it looks like a chocolate chip pancake

@cinderheart2720

4 жыл бұрын

I kinda wanna make it just to see it in real life.

@jillian3904

4 жыл бұрын

Cinderheart MLP do it I did it and it was so good!! 🤤🤤

@DaniGleenberg

4 жыл бұрын

Cinderheart MLP lol I made it too. It didn’t go too well.....

2 second cookies : so you wanna open this Oreo packet-

@datboij5685

4 жыл бұрын

LmmmmmaaOOOO

@anirudhtalluri8635

4 жыл бұрын

Haha haha

@kasumimoss4110

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@afaparola

4 жыл бұрын

@@geraminus NO NO, a second cookie is the 2 days cookies you imagine in your mouth how good they are already... :)

@aaliyahpeterson9995

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

going to make the 2 hour recipe for thanksgiving, thank you for sharing it was planning on adding milka chocolate but figured out it would be way too sweet, so im adding sea salt dark chocolate

First time making a cookie from scratch, great recipe!

All I wanted to see was a cookie baked for 48 hours. I’m a simple man

@LOLJust4YouLeader

4 жыл бұрын

Thats what i call a *C R I S P Y* cookie

@petrelaxationsurnotrepetit9842

4 жыл бұрын

Same '^'

@jiminsfootmole3854

4 жыл бұрын

ur a crazy man🤣

@killerryan6856

4 жыл бұрын

48 hours is 2 days

@hpekristiansen

4 жыл бұрын

Yes - I wanted to know the exact temperature that allows a cookie to be golden brown after 48 hours in the oven.

Alvin: ” I think colour is flavour” Me: * Burns cookies * Me: “Mmmmmmm fLaVOuR”

@heatherrichards2504

4 жыл бұрын

Halle Miller Bless this comment

@melancholyerrorsans2460

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@RRRREALbadman

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't necessarily say good flavour

@randomperson-ey3lw

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@sinisterthebrother7407

4 жыл бұрын

The Random Dudeman Tru dat

In my country Indonesia there’s a cookies store named Dough Lab. They have been baking since 2018. Me&other customers literally queueing in every Dough Lab outlets only to buy New Yorkers cookies. Me&my mom wonder what’s their recipe. Now we know Dough Lab’s New Yorker cookies is exactly like your 2-day cookies recipe (yes, they sprinkle sea salt on top too). Thanks, Alvin for leaking Dough Lab cookies recipe. I think we can be friends now.

I love eating both the cooked cookies and the raw cookie dough (heck, Nestle and Pillsbury have edible cookie dough)

Alvin: “My grandma did not have a chocolate chip cookie recipe because.... she’s chinese” I’m deadddddd😂😂😂

@viiperbiite

4 жыл бұрын

JustThatRandomCommenter I don’t get it?

@finncordy6218

4 жыл бұрын

@JustThatRandomCommenter i legit thought he said a he had diabetes 😂😂🤣

@lucindanevado9304

4 жыл бұрын

@@viiperbiite I don't either yet I'm Chinese. Am I missing something, besides the fact that Chinese people don't normally eat chocolate chip cookies?

@yueaouki7098

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucindanevado9304 yeah thats it Lots of asian households don't really have recipes for things like cookie or cakes unless i guess they're traditional treats? Its the same for me too XD

@stormzak7799

4 жыл бұрын

@@viiperbiite cause they use sticks to eat

"in order to make friends, you give them food." - Alvin 2k19 This is the best advice anyone will ever give you

as a person who made the 2 hour and 2 minutes I honestly think the first one is the best the 2 minutes is so good and hits the spot. although it does turn out cakey for anyone who doesnt like that texture

The 2 day cookie is super good. I added some caffeine powder to It as well. And it’s the perfect mid day snack

"my grandma did not have a chocolate chip recipe because well,, shes' chinese" LMAOOOO i felt that

@yeolmae_delight8414

4 жыл бұрын

cali tan I love ur baekhyuniee pic🥺🥰

@vegapondz

4 жыл бұрын

cali tan haha I can relate

@seungiemyeon

4 жыл бұрын

Chanyeol Lover aww thank you☺️

@jacky632

4 жыл бұрын

I can relate to that

@jessehu1061

4 жыл бұрын

Yep. *Sigh* Me too.

Alvin: "I think if you have two days..." Me: *Laughs in quarantine*

@annaleighwoods7876

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@enzuki

4 жыл бұрын

I currently have 2 weeks left for my country's movement control, although it could extend but this 2 weeks is already cause it was extended, but considering how it's not a big country and there's 100+ cases everyday it might again (about the size of Italy but probably smaller since it's devided into 2 parts, I live in the more Central and smaller part of it)

@aleem8240

4 жыл бұрын

Exul lol my country have been quarantine for 1 month 😂

@enzuki

4 жыл бұрын

@@aleem8240 well mine too, including the extended 2 weeks it will be 1 month as well. Although I hope they extend it till May

@aleem8240

4 жыл бұрын

Exul where you live?I live in malaysia

2 century cookies: Okay we have to start making another generation-

I don’t understand how he makes his cookies so good. When I try to bake cookies mine are as hard as a rock.

“Everyone’s grandma has a recipe, except mine because she’s Chinese” same bro. I felt that hard

@arandomperson2732

3 жыл бұрын

I can relate too

@anandamaia

3 жыл бұрын

Same but my grandma is filipino

@bellevoor

3 жыл бұрын

Friend: Grandma always gave me milk and cookies when we visited Me: Lola always gave me mangoes and siopao when I visited her

@weijihe348

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin French sameee

@ED-sg2zg

3 жыл бұрын

My grandmun offers baklawa rolls with tea and literally doesn't have any idea what is chocolate chips!

“If you don’t have friends...that’s kinda sad” Me: I feel personally attacked...

@goawaythx752

4 жыл бұрын

night clouds ム same Xd

@koala201211

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@sydneyslavin7478

4 жыл бұрын

I just died😂😂😂😂😂

@cloudist7087

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh same

@ilikefoodcrazy

4 жыл бұрын

I see why you don't have friend

I’ll go for the 2 hour cookie 🍪

@Dre160YT

8 ай бұрын

Yeah same, maybe on the weekend I’ll make the 2 day one

Прекрасное видео. Так давно не готовил. Но сейчас полон желания потратить 2 дня на что-то очень вкусное! )

5:20 “if you don’t have friends... that’s kinda sad...” Me: *single teardrop runs down my face*

@deepthinker8063

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

@cats7011

4 жыл бұрын

@@OcarinaBoy lmao

@justliving2601

4 жыл бұрын

Same bro, same.

@hithere8289

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, I’ll be your friend

@DaGreatNic

4 жыл бұрын

@@hithere8289 if he can cook

“If you dont have friends thats kinda sad” *We felt that*

@ShiffonChiffon

3 жыл бұрын

Comrade *we*

@robjebsent.figues2456

3 жыл бұрын

we

@ThatCheesePizzaGuy

3 жыл бұрын

We felt that

@idontcare2583

3 жыл бұрын

Yep me too

@isahaqthegoat

3 жыл бұрын

@harryh memes bruh

I did not know about the resting technique! thankyou very much I'm gonna do it~!

Friend: bro can you make some cookies Me: *yeah just wait two days*

@marlastanfield3508

4 жыл бұрын

Endermax3852 lol

@xvaclty7048

4 жыл бұрын

Endermax3852 Lol

@seejaysepicadventures9572

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@RyanGosling6

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@rommepomme13

4 жыл бұрын

Endermax3852 lol

First cookie: **Exists** Gordon Ramsay: It’S FoCkIn RAW!!

@gmayo777

4 жыл бұрын

@Kimberly 99 what the f**k?

@Blurr_Rat

4 жыл бұрын

It's still good?

@sammiyusuf9750

4 жыл бұрын

Evan Woods and WhErE tHe FrIcK iS tHe LaMb SaUcE

@puppyproductions6514

4 жыл бұрын

Do not include bad words I çan't say.

@trampoleen8750

4 жыл бұрын

FOOKIN LASER SIGHTS

It’s just remarkable eating a choc chip cookie while watching this video, so much effort in these.

I LOVE LOVE COOKIES ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR WARM GOOEY DELICIOUS

20 year cookie: alright, so let’s start with *_getting born_*

@pepeboto4640

4 жыл бұрын

Exxdee lets start with my dad not pulling out

@F18GGSLOL

4 жыл бұрын

copied comment

@unthinkables6671

4 жыл бұрын

@@F18GGSLOL I don't see any comment that says that so idk what ur looking at

@myeheheh6887

4 жыл бұрын

@Tomura Shigaraki some do 😅

@dorist4767

4 жыл бұрын

200 year cookie: aight lets start with copying jokes.

“Before you guys say anything, I have two of these shirts” lmaooo💀😂

@jeanettestefanie6686

4 жыл бұрын

and I'm just laugh when he said that, cz that's what I think immediately😂

@paolopischedda7629

4 жыл бұрын

YEEESSSSSS 💖 great

@clarissekohl6945

4 жыл бұрын

Bridget T is it because I’m Chinese ???

@cheeseborger9881

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@atlasonipad1571

4 жыл бұрын

Bridget T ok

You got me cracking up when you said "beat it" no pun intended lol love your recipe

I DID THE 2 MINUTE RECIPE AND IT TURNED OUT VERY DELIOUS !!, but I didn't have vanilla extract, I only had the sugar vanilla so I put it in, and I didn't have chocolate chips,so I did plain cookies, and it turned out-----,AMAZINGGGGG, thankyou so much Tasty❤❤, New subbscriber

“My grandma.. did not have a chocolate chip cookie recipe because.. *she’s Chinese..* “ 😂😂😂

@aboatinaseareplying8012

4 жыл бұрын

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Cherri Panda ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ the cookie was made in china LoL

@aduptuniform2647

4 жыл бұрын

*F in the Chat*

@dgjevukaj1887

4 жыл бұрын

@@aboatinaseareplying8012 not true

@starrise_

4 жыл бұрын

My grandma have a cookie recipe even though she's chinese... but with raisins instead -_-

@shadxed1127

4 жыл бұрын

Did she make them out of rice instead?

can I be this guy’s friend, I really want cookies

@tulipbui1715

4 жыл бұрын

Cookie digger.

@LucasM217

4 жыл бұрын

Hunny Buns lmao why am I laughing so hard 😂🤣

@uno674

4 жыл бұрын

izzxø how he doesn’t give hardly any measurements for the ingredients

@uno674

4 жыл бұрын

izzxø how? What would you even google?

@TeshikuKarin

4 жыл бұрын

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

Looks so delicious. Such a genius at making cookies.🤩😇

2 Minute Cookie: First, you need seven minutes.

@aliveandunwell430

4 жыл бұрын

łøł

@ZellHallow

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHGAHAH

@a..3657

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@TDotLalo

4 жыл бұрын

Are you narrating your 2 minute cookie for the camera too?

@bigdignan

4 жыл бұрын

Bahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahhsgsgsgsgagagagaggagagagagagjcjdiahcjjzhhahahahahahahhahahahahaha... sorry choked on a cookie mid laugh

You Seasoned the cookie *Gordon Ramsay Is Impressed*

@lionwolfm9496

4 жыл бұрын

ITS RAW!!!!!!!!!!!! 😡 😂

@lastfirstxxa7620

4 жыл бұрын

Oof I can spell sauce 😂

@peptobismolveins

4 жыл бұрын

You people be making Gordan Ramsay jokes without even caring if he does not have his lamb sauce. *wait, that’s illegal*

@billybobthegamer7484

4 жыл бұрын

He hates people who spell his name wrong

@jester1319

4 жыл бұрын

Elite Member 1 *GORDON RAMSAY 100*

give this man a ton of friends NOW

just made some delicious chocolate chip cookies from your personal youtube channel and now I'm waiting for them to bake as I'm watching this 😋

“I think color is flavor” I told you mom, my cookies aren’t burnt, they’re just full of flavor 😤😤😤

@moon-vg6hq

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@deandog7947

3 жыл бұрын

i always have lots of flavour

@anokumuffin8305

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah whatever you say bud

@anokumuffin8305

3 жыл бұрын

Can I get a cookie

@gabriellalopez5510

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

Come April, it will be two years that I have used the 2 day recipe and no other recipe compares!

Fun personality to watch! Thanks for the lesson!

What are the actual recipes? Because some brown sugar and some vanilla don’t help me eat some good cookies

@universeone4137

4 жыл бұрын

they did post the recipe last year if i not mistaken,,,correct me if i wrong

@Happygamer10193

4 жыл бұрын

I would look it up

@teenthor

4 жыл бұрын

HappyGamer101932 i tried even on their website its not there i want the 2 minute one but the 2 hour one is on their website

@universeone4137

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pHmYzpSOldfWptI.html

@universeone4137

4 жыл бұрын

they still have it

I want to be Alvin's friend for 2 reasons: 1. He is an amazing person. 2. Those cookies are awesome and I can't bake and he gives his friends cookies. P.S ; I just realized that those were more than 2 reasons but you get my point.

@ratkid6959

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@melanieuon3212

4 жыл бұрын

I was just about to comment how I want to be his friend too 🤣

@SingingSuperstar28

4 жыл бұрын

You obviously got the order of your reasons the wrong way round 😂

@sheylin956

4 жыл бұрын

Akorede Bamidele the 2nd one I understand but it’s fucked up

@eaglesfromphilly

4 жыл бұрын

4 reasons*

can we just respect the effort he puts into these videos!!

This was the go-to channel in quarantine

Alvin: *eats ingredients* Tasty: Please don't do this Alvin: YOLO

@nataliaguenter1143

4 жыл бұрын

I do it and I now know someone who does it as well 😊

‘I think colour is flavour’ That’s what I’ll tell everyone when I burn toast 😂

@paolopischedda7629

4 жыл бұрын

@WalterRamjet HeroOfOurNation You have so right 💖

@hurby8260

4 жыл бұрын

@@paolopischedda7629 yeah he *have* so right

@Avianca-rr3rf

4 жыл бұрын

WalterRamjet HeroOfOurNation So getting cancer is the best?

@obelix-ps4bo

4 жыл бұрын

@@Avianca-rr3rf lol

@mike.mentzer_enjoyer

4 жыл бұрын

Emojis in 2019 its so fucking cringe, use the twitch emotes Example: PogChamp, feelsgoodman, (lul,lol,lmao these are not twitch emotes but we use it), residentsleeper, Kreygasm, dansgame etc...

Idk why I want the 2 minute cookie the most

he’s not wrong about making friends with food that’s basically how i got friends in middle school.

"36 hours later" *"before you guys say anything, I have two of this shirts"*

@erykzab

4 жыл бұрын

*these

@okay6475

4 жыл бұрын

I wil steal your bike _ Oh well you can’t steal my bike cuz........... uh....... uh .... I am Latina!

@sunny-mg9ug

4 жыл бұрын

I wil steal your bike _ bet

@aukg7362

4 жыл бұрын

@@erykzab dude please dont I spent like $800 on this bike

@epicscythe

4 жыл бұрын

PrimuzeGaming I am your 1,000th like

Guy: "this dough will make like...10 to 15 cookies" Me putting the entire dough at once to make a giant cookie: *my goals are beyond your understanding*

@juriatsuki7658

4 жыл бұрын

Or you have no friend to share your Cookies xP Sry if it's too mean. I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

@puzzled-head3493

4 жыл бұрын

@@juriatsuki7658 that also works

@absinthe4322

4 жыл бұрын

Truly a mad lad

@user-hr5hq7nz5f

4 жыл бұрын

Juria Tsuki but you can cut it like a pizza

@user-hr5hq7nz5f

4 жыл бұрын

Or you can go crazy an make 10 to 15 giant cookies

i made the 2 minute cookie and it tasted like an old pancake and my mom yelled at me and beat me with her wip and my dad shot me with his nail gun for waisting ingredients

@Freshgrxsses

Ай бұрын

That is the most unbeleivable joke ive ever heard-

One of those videos that will make a person hungry

“uh, yeah... i can’t rap” that’s probably the BIGGEST mood in this youtube channel.

@dinglephlapz

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAH!

@spicycake5501

4 жыл бұрын

Top ten rappers eminnem is to scared to diss

I mean since everything is cancelled we might as well try the 2 day cookie Lol thanks for all the likes

@mysticism5073

4 жыл бұрын

Dragon Dog so true

@andrezgaming.1672

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@emmygth

4 жыл бұрын

exactly what i'm doing right now

@bun2738

4 жыл бұрын

but then we have to leave the house for the ingredients and we might die lmao

@heidicollyer5199

4 жыл бұрын

anna - I’m sure some companies are still doing deliveries for essentials items

DUDE. Ive been wanting to try this for so long and that 2 day cookie looks picture perfect. Love your content Alvin. Especially your calm videos making things like beef wellington and other stuff. Seriously though, looks good. May sound weird but you should try toasting your cookies in a toaster for extra caramelization. Like and reply if you think this is a good idea.

I once made some cookies but I used flower and chocolate powder and some powered sugar for some added flavor and it tasted okay

If my future husband doesn’t talk the same about me as this guy does about his cookies, I’d rather live single.

@arrohunter1274

4 жыл бұрын

Bts_Jeongguk army hello💜🙃

@amalyiahhawkins5960

4 жыл бұрын

Hello army :)

@blakemcmanamon4348

4 жыл бұрын

Kpop 🤢🤢🤢

@iandayen

4 жыл бұрын

so you want him to call you crunchy on the outside and gooey on the inside?

@aerrrrrr

4 жыл бұрын

Bts_Jeongguk so you want him to say “the darker it is, the more flavour it has”

200 million year cookie: All right lets start by burying the dinosaurs for our oil

@blueberryepic1510

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@dkwjdiwa

4 жыл бұрын

@@pusheenlover7223 you clearly don't know how r/wooshing works huh

@dkwjdiwa

4 жыл бұрын

@@pusheenlover7223 what do you mean?

@horatio1316

4 жыл бұрын

@@pusheenlover7223 Yeah, then why'd you do it? That person didn't have a joke go over their head.

@dkwjdiwa

4 жыл бұрын

@@pusheenlover7223 that doesn't mean that they don't understand the joke they just said Ok

2 nanosecond cookies: first you’re gonna want to imagine the taste of a cookie as vividly as you can

For my next cheat meal, I'm making those cookies! They look delicious!!!

"this is more about those times you get cravings and you don't want 10 cookies..." never felt that

@seakepp

4 жыл бұрын

But when I’m craving I want 17.. freshly baked cookies..

“I like my chocolate chip cookies like I like my bank account... frickin loaded”😂 ~ Alvin Karl Zhou 2K19

@shameless4126

4 жыл бұрын

Reha Dar I was lookin for this comment, so thank you 😊😂 lmao

@gracesun9747

4 жыл бұрын

@@shameless4126 oof same

@ysela420

4 жыл бұрын

Reha Dar someone needs to put that as their senior quote😂

@Music-xb2lx

4 жыл бұрын

Ysela. Gabriella I’m actually considering it😂😂😂

@Music-xb2lx

4 жыл бұрын

-cookie- ooh my bad I’ll change it right away😂, wouldn’t want to miss “Karl”

👏🏻👏🏻 Nicely Done! And looks Oh So Yummy! 😋🍪

The 2 minute one is something we would make in a 1 hour cooking lesson at school

We are missing the 2 Second Cookie: Chips Ahoy.

@NAMENAME-ug1kg

4 жыл бұрын

¥

@muznahsuleman693

4 жыл бұрын

Lol @ Jordan chua

@lavender3609

4 жыл бұрын

True, true. XD

@Thespeedrap

4 жыл бұрын

Chips ahoy not as good as the original recipe

@lucasliam8238

4 жыл бұрын

No that finishes in one second, not two. I’d know, because if I waited two seconds to finish the box someone else would want some.

When Alvin said, "In order to make friends, I need to give them food" I related to it on a personal level

@Ash0s492

3 жыл бұрын

That is literally how I made all of my friends expect my best friend Lacey. Me and her fought over a brown crayon in kindergarten.

@Ash0s492

3 жыл бұрын

xD

@pauldorsey2140

3 жыл бұрын

deep

@24kace50

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean by dat doe

@thelonelytheatrekids4366

3 жыл бұрын

When he said "Save it if you have friends if you dont bake it" Me:that's why I bake them all at the same time...I don't have any friends

I made the 2 minute cookie and turned it into the 10 minute cookie by baking it in my oven at 350 for 10 min. It was delicious.

"Save it if you... don't have friends.. That's kinda sad" *bro just described my life*

"My grandma did not have a chocolate chip cookie recipe because... she's chinese" *The most relatable thing I've heard all week* Edit: wHAT THE HECK I leave this alone for 8 months and I see that I got 3k likes?

@donttrustmeimagemini8223

4 жыл бұрын

Same😆 except my grandma is Iranian.

@TheyCallMeVEER

4 жыл бұрын

And what was the most relatable thing you've heard the previous week?

@akaashimmer9206

4 жыл бұрын

yea i’m chinese....

@janicewalker4435

4 жыл бұрын

don't trust me I'm a Gemini same

@mobstergold4757

4 жыл бұрын

@@janicewalker4435 I am born in june so buddy you aint alone i do not know what you are talking about

"My grandma didn't have one because... she's Chinese." big mood *BIG MOOD*

@aniyal5487

4 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment😂😂😂😂😂

@tojilsosa4885

4 жыл бұрын

Emithie DaKrazy what is up you weird ass girls and saying “bIg mOoD”??

@mikechan2044

4 жыл бұрын

Aniya L hahaha. Hello fellow friends who’s grandma didn’t bake xD Or are chinese

@hewwoowo8764

4 жыл бұрын

@@tojilsosa4885 idk its just fun to say

@min_kgzy

4 жыл бұрын

Emithie DaKrazy We rather have some dumplings tho.