1899-1902 British Emergency Ration Field Service Oldest MRE Beef Eaten Survival Food Review Test

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Check out what British soldiers ate during The Second Boer Conflict of 1899-1902 when in a last ditch effort ! This is the second oldest thing I've ever eaten (Oldest was that Hardtack) and much unexpected considering this MRE's condition. It was quite the experience. And for old rations up next we will see the next generation in Emergency Rations - (1918). This is pioneering in food technology - the beef was still edible. It was a pulverized, slow cooked, dried, and compressed meat by-product bar. Way ahead of it's time - this was food tech that was adopted by the U.S. Quartermaster Corps of Sustenance and Natick Food Labs decades later.
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  • @ProFingerboardy
    @ProFingerboardy4 жыл бұрын

    Gordon Ramsey: is the beef fresh? Steve: Yes

  • @IAM-kc5ov

    @IAM-kc5ov

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂 underrated Hahaha

  • @AlternateRealm

    @AlternateRealm

    4 жыл бұрын

    LOL!!

  • @NamNguyen-pp7rr

    @NamNguyen-pp7rr

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fresh, frozen from a can.

  • @gtalessio2614

    @gtalessio2614

    4 жыл бұрын

    RAMSAY*

  • @briangourley4200

    @briangourley4200

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ramsey: bollocks

  • @MFAtlas
    @MFAtlas5 жыл бұрын

    Not a single human involved in the farming, production, distribution, or development of this ration is still alive.

  • @duzixon2794

    @duzixon2794

    5 жыл бұрын

    lmfao thats true

  • @Forge17

    @Forge17

    5 жыл бұрын

    Not a single human on the planet (baby or otherwise) from this year is alive either

  • @TurquazCannabiz

    @TurquazCannabiz

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm pretty sure there is like some 120 year old Asian grandma somewhere in the mountains of Western China or some shit like that

  • @duzixon2794

    @duzixon2794

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@TurquazCannabiz hahaha probably

  • @joanbarsulai6455

    @joanbarsulai6455

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ilker G you might be right actually

  • @HollyMarieF69
    @HollyMarieF69 Жыл бұрын

    I don’t know if I’m more impressed that you found a 120 year old MRE or that fact that you ate it.

  • @danielbarber8253

    @danielbarber8253

    Жыл бұрын

    Hahahahhahahaha 😂😂😂

  • @portee9113

    @portee9113

    Жыл бұрын

    All MREs are rations, but not all rations are MREs

  • @anonymoususer19

    @anonymoususer19

    Жыл бұрын

    @@portee9113 makes sense

  • @anonymoususer19

    @anonymoususer19

    Жыл бұрын

    @@portee9113 wouldn’t want the POWs eating your MREs

  • @anonymoususer19

    @anonymoususer19

    Жыл бұрын

    The fact he ate it, how is he still alive? There would be so many germs and bacteria and some that his body wouldnt be used to

  • @Pro_Chef.
    @Pro_Chef.2 жыл бұрын

    A British officer busts in "I didn’t say you could fucking open that"

  • @coltm4a186

    @coltm4a186

    Жыл бұрын

    I can see it now. He’s a British officer with the walrus mustache, pith helmet, khaki uniform.

  • @connortheandroidsentbycybe7740

    @connortheandroidsentbycybe7740

    10 күн бұрын

    A zombie* British officer

  • @DragonUltraMaster

    @DragonUltraMaster

    21 сағат бұрын

    I can hear Professor Oak's voice echoing... Now is not the time to use that!

  • @GottSegneDich
    @GottSegneDich4 жыл бұрын

    *eats 118 year old beef* “It’s lacking in flavor”

  • @SuV33358

    @SuV33358

    3 жыл бұрын

    😆🤣

  • @pinkco2189

    @pinkco2189

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fr lmao

  • @TheSkullThatTalks

    @TheSkullThatTalks

    3 жыл бұрын

    OMG im crying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @raiderscorpio5629

    @raiderscorpio5629

    3 жыл бұрын

    Was just about to type that ahahaha

  • @tigervalley62

    @tigervalley62

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm dead💀

  • @idkwuisp7626
    @idkwuisp76264 жыл бұрын

    imagine eating a cow who said his last moo in the 19th century

  • @jamessawyer1331

    @jamessawyer1331

    4 жыл бұрын

    late 18th Century..

  • @philwiddifield6394

    @philwiddifield6394

    4 жыл бұрын

    Laughed so hard my eyes waterd!😂😂

  • @ra_alf9467

    @ra_alf9467

    4 жыл бұрын

    Moo.......

  • @CFC003

    @CFC003

    4 жыл бұрын

    Phil Widdifield watered*

  • @unclesam8862

    @unclesam8862

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ra_alf9467 you mooed your last moo

  • @Matrix5TheTrapsComeAlive
    @Matrix5TheTrapsComeAlive Жыл бұрын

    The gradual progression of Steve saying he wasn't going to eat anything, then chipping away at the fossilized beef and making the decision that he SHOULD eat some of it was more tense and unnerving than a psychological thriller.

  • @RooRzange

    @RooRzange

    Жыл бұрын

    Then he’s like, I’ll freeze this 😂

  • @galexymitzelplik9560

    @galexymitzelplik9560

    Ай бұрын

    😂

  • @Le_Petit_Lapin
    @Le_Petit_Lapin Жыл бұрын

    The cow expired when Queen Victoria was still alive, and this man goes and have a wee taste. Legend.

  • @plopolp9818
    @plopolp98184 жыл бұрын

    Never let this man near any Pharaoh‘s tomb.

  • @mchaney9315

    @mchaney9315

    4 жыл бұрын

    LMFAO 😂😂😂

  • @mrsnoo86

    @mrsnoo86

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lemao! 🤣

  • @_lux_aeterna_

    @_lux_aeterna_

    4 жыл бұрын

    Imagine he would apologize first then tuck in 😁

  • @resh7521

    @resh7521

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hmm kinda salty and feels dry inside mouth

  • @LeonardoTheMomo

    @LeonardoTheMomo

    4 жыл бұрын

    They actually found edible honey on a pharaos tomb

  • @yolkst3r484
    @yolkst3r4844 жыл бұрын

    Steve might be the last victim of the Boer war

  • @tprime2702

    @tprime2702

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @Powertuber1000

    @Powertuber1000

    4 жыл бұрын

    The Boer war is still being fought.

  • @porkerthepig

    @porkerthepig

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @williamsmith3169

    @williamsmith3169

    4 жыл бұрын

    LOL.....

  • @raisa_cherry33

    @raisa_cherry33

    4 жыл бұрын

    😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @MrDaros89
    @MrDaros899 ай бұрын

    He ate this and was completely fine, but a two year old chinese MRE nearly took him out. Mindboggling.

  • @ddd4040

    @ddd4040

    2 ай бұрын

    Which one is that?

  • @MrDaros89

    @MrDaros89

    2 ай бұрын

    @@ddd4040 The 2019 Chinese PLA Navy ration.

  • @fraskf6765

    @fraskf6765

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@ddd4040and a 2014 russian MRE, that made him sick too ... and you could see that the beef was not good anymore.

  • @user-gp5yz5yz4x

    @user-gp5yz5yz4x

    28 күн бұрын

    Don't fuck with bad rice

  • @diegotoledo6798

    @diegotoledo6798

    21 күн бұрын

    Says a lot with everything they do.

  • @DisOcean8
    @DisOcean8 Жыл бұрын

    I love that he had to keep asking himself multiple times "what he was doing" as he was compelled to finish eating 120 year old meat paste. Absolute Legend.

  • @MultiTomatojuice
    @MultiTomatojuice5 жыл бұрын

    His immune system is fighting harder than those soldiers in the boer war.

  • @fatboiii9545

    @fatboiii9545

    5 жыл бұрын

    MultiTomatojuice his stomach is fighting the Third World War

  • @gracelikerain5039

    @gracelikerain5039

    5 жыл бұрын

    His butthole is fighting the war

  • @AssassinDawn

    @AssassinDawn

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god. My sides. xD

  • @furryballsploppedmenacingl8534

    @furryballsploppedmenacingl8534

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@AssassinDawn LOL HAHAHA FUNNY AF RIGHT?!?!

  • @Mochab001

    @Mochab001

    5 жыл бұрын

    He is young. One day, all those pathogens he stored in his liver will awake when he is older and kick his butt!

  • @calebriffle7942
    @calebriffle79425 жыл бұрын

    You ate something older than the Titanic

  • @l.brandehilton7107

    @l.brandehilton7107

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmao uhkaay!!!

  • @Mr_Fancypants

    @Mr_Fancypants

    5 жыл бұрын

    Wait wasen't the titanic only a year old? Build in 1911 sank in 1912?

  • @johndowe7003

    @johndowe7003

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Mr_Fancypants yea

  • @witkocaster

    @witkocaster

    5 жыл бұрын

    Perhaps there are cans with food on board of Titanic. Cooperation of Cameron and Steve needed.

  • @mcguire2038

    @mcguire2038

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Mr_Fancypants I think they mean before the Titanic, I mean it's actually like 119 years old. Just sank

  • @ericscott9029
    @ericscott9029 Жыл бұрын

    Reminder, this MRE he had consumed was unopened throughout the rest of the Boer War, the Titanic sinking, WW1, the Roaring Twenties, The Great Depression, WW2, The Korean War, JFK's assassination, The Vietnam War, the Yom-Kippur War, the Yugoslav Civil War, the Iraq-Iran War, the Gulf War, 9/11, The war in Afghanistan, the 2nd invasion of Iraq, and the rise and peak of ISIS.

  • @straybullitt

    @straybullitt

    11 ай бұрын

    And don't forget about The Falklands War! Or when we invaded Panama and took that Noriega character out of power! They probably could have used this ration then, but didn't. 🤷‍♂️

  • @ericscott9029

    @ericscott9029

    11 ай бұрын

    @@straybullitt *Eighties by Killing Joke plays*

  • @WetPig

    @WetPig

    11 ай бұрын

    Basically through the most important century in history, it is history, in a can!

  • @anonymous-hz2un

    @anonymous-hz2un

    11 ай бұрын

    There was no yugoslav civil war, just serbia trying to maintain its little empire.

  • @michelvanbriemen3459

    @michelvanbriemen3459

    11 ай бұрын

    Yet despite its accolades astounding and decorated with honour and grace, it was no match for the tray.

  • @tacituskilgore9803
    @tacituskilgore9803 Жыл бұрын

    Steve: "This is so abnormal, and probably not safe" Also Steve: Immediately takes another bite

  • @dr.abelgideon7747
    @dr.abelgideon77474 жыл бұрын

    He literally ate something OLDER than the state he lives in.

  • @fork_film3291

    @fork_film3291

    4 жыл бұрын

    Older than our country

  • @invalidcode

    @invalidcode

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@fork_film3291 i like how you use Our

  • @timothykissinger4883

    @timothykissinger4883

    4 жыл бұрын

    The oldest thing he's ate is hardtack from the Civil War.

  • @papazype

    @papazype

    4 жыл бұрын

    WHYISTHISBOI no lmao 😂😂😂😂😂 no you need to relearn history my friend the United States is 243 years old bud

  • @MrFrinkalink

    @MrFrinkalink

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@papazype simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_date_of_admission_to_the_Union learn history yourself boi

  • @Soulreaperx360x
    @Soulreaperx360x4 жыл бұрын

    Steve: *eats 120 year old meat* "That's kind of lacking in flavor."

  • @roy2177

    @roy2177

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @jessicah3450

    @jessicah3450

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought the aging of the beef would have deepened its umami flavors.

  • @supersyionbunta3972

    @supersyionbunta3972

    4 жыл бұрын

    Instantly went to the ER

  • @N00bSBT

    @N00bSBT

    4 жыл бұрын

    😭

  • @collomps

    @collomps

    4 жыл бұрын

    He might file a complaint to the producing company.

  • @capybarafilmstudios1620
    @capybarafilmstudios1620 Жыл бұрын

    3:29 i love how even back in the day, in british MRES, during the war, during emergency survival situations where rations are scarce... *it still gives you instructions on making tea*

  • @christopherkozicki9597

    @christopherkozicki9597

    Жыл бұрын

    You need to give people instructions when you train them not to do anything without being instructed to do so.

  • @marcoslaureano5562

    @marcoslaureano5562

    Жыл бұрын

    @@christopherkozicki9597 wow. missed the point completely. Must be British....

  • @CoolAndrew89

    @CoolAndrew89

    11 ай бұрын

    Man even their modern day tanks come with kettles to boil tea

  • @capybarafilmstudios1620

    @capybarafilmstudios1620

    11 ай бұрын

    @@christopherkozicki9597 must be a brit

  • @capybarafilmstudios1620

    @capybarafilmstudios1620

    11 ай бұрын

    @@CoolAndrew89 in WWI, they'd shoot their machine guns to overheat them on purpose to make tea

  • @hainhatphung1371
    @hainhatphung13712 жыл бұрын

    With this ultimate consumption, Steve is now carrying either the world's last hope of super immunity, or what ends it.

  • @juliuszacariasvelasco
    @juliuszacariasvelasco2 жыл бұрын

    The fact he ate the ration without the order of an officer boggles my mind. This man is bold.

  • @Markal2121

    @Markal2121

    2 жыл бұрын

    The disrespect!

  • @drops2cents260

    @drops2cents260

    2 жыл бұрын

    Shocking! Such audacious insubordination is indeed absolutely unacceptable and needs to be dealt with accordingly right away. I'd suggest raising an eyebrow in a very disapproving manner - and if that won't do, it may even be necessary to address the soldier in question in a reprehensive tone.

  • @SiXiam

    @SiXiam

    2 жыл бұрын

    The dead officers are probably laughing and saying he is authorized!

  • @coreliousc8915

    @coreliousc8915

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's how he asserts dominance over any and all officers ever in the history of the world.

  • @synthsign891

    @synthsign891

    2 жыл бұрын

    The way this man literally consumes history is sublime. It is like a ritualistic, magickal, sacramental act. It is archaeology, anthropology, poetry, performance art.

  • @Ice-yp4wg
    @Ice-yp4wg3 жыл бұрын

    They probably never thought that the last battle of the Boer war would happen more than a century later in some guy's digestive system.

  • @GwopUpEnt

    @GwopUpEnt

    3 жыл бұрын

    lmaoooooo

  • @johnbockelie3899

    @johnbockelie3899

    3 жыл бұрын

    He will pass out, and wake up in the 1899 British Army. " Remember men, get in there and fight!, and keep a stiff upper lip !!!".

  • @Windinhisface

    @Windinhisface

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @riatorex8722

    @riatorex8722

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nor would they think that a maggot-infested hardtack from 1863 would end up in this guy's rectum

  • @the_paper94

    @the_paper94

    2 жыл бұрын

    Haha that is hilarious

  • @terranaxiomuk
    @terranaxiomuk2 жыл бұрын

    "Scientists find dinosaur DNA" Steve: Let's get that out on a tray.

  • @kellysouter4381

    @kellysouter4381

    3 күн бұрын

    Mammoths, he'll have woolly mammoth stew.😊

  • @SpartanUruk
    @SpartanUruk11 ай бұрын

    Steve at 14:17 "Thats disgusting, I'm not eating anymore of this" Us "Steve thats perfectly ok to not want to eat 100+ year old beef" Steve 2 seconds later *Eats another piece of it*

  • @Ali-yy5bc
    @Ali-yy5bc5 жыл бұрын

    *casually apologizes because he isn’t eating inedible food that could possibly kill him*

  • @WormholeJim

    @WormholeJim

    5 жыл бұрын

    He goes on eating it anyway. Just opts to cook it first, is all.

  • @braydenschoff2546

    @braydenschoff2546

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah he's canadian isn't he lol Canada fuck yeah

  • @levikirkness4507

    @levikirkness4507

    5 жыл бұрын

    brayden schoff eh fuck you

  • @wolfy4734

    @wolfy4734

    5 жыл бұрын

    Levi Kirkness no, fuck you

  • @ali1t

    @ali1t

    5 жыл бұрын

    He must be Canadian?

  • @firstname4337
    @firstname43376 жыл бұрын

    Steve asks a girl over to his house for dinner pulls out a 115 year old can of dried beef and cocoa powder nice

  • @grindstone4910

    @grindstone4910

    6 жыл бұрын

    nice

  • @MissMoyer5678

    @MissMoyer5678

    6 жыл бұрын

    Steve gets all the girls

  • @teknitulaspacenoise

    @teknitulaspacenoise

    6 жыл бұрын

    Steve asks out a BOY. I think Steve is gay : )

  • @dimesonhiseyes9134

    @dimesonhiseyes9134

    6 жыл бұрын

    *drops panties* guess I won’t be needing these...where’s the toilet?

  • @MissAlikescakes

    @MissAlikescakes

    6 жыл бұрын

    Teknitula Spacenoise I think he is married and with a Daughter.

  • @AJR-zg2py
    @AJR-zg2py Жыл бұрын

    I've read The Jungle by Upton Sinclair. Given the poor conditions of the meat packing industry at the time, you are a VERY brave man for eating this lol

  • @KamiwanMUFFINS

    @KamiwanMUFFINS

    Жыл бұрын

    What percentage of that mre is people

  • @dfgdfg_

    @dfgdfg_

    Жыл бұрын

    Any highlights?

  • @andrewallen9993

    @andrewallen9993

    Жыл бұрын

    Upton Sinclair was describing the US meat packing industry not the British. P.S. I had two slices of toast with Bovril yesterday :)

  • @slamdunktiger

    @slamdunktiger

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dfgdfg_ yea, insane working conditions. Unheated, unsafe, wet, dark, dangerous. Freezing. Large work gangs of children. Constant injuries and danger. I went vegetarian. Read this book at age 18. I was like fcuk. Still at it, 19 years later.

  • @seronymus

    @seronymus

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@slamdunktiger you should try Orthodox fasting calendar then

  • @theboone3848
    @theboone384811 ай бұрын

    I feel like Steve has a better shot of surviving the apocalypse then the vast majority of humans.

  • @chugs1984

    @chugs1984

    10 ай бұрын

    He definitely has a shit ton of MREs in his museum and the experience and knowledge to know when they can be eaten Like if a British MRE can be eaten 119 years later then I can easily see Steve2189 eating a US MRE from 2020s

  • @DaLilVivi96

    @DaLilVivi96

    7 ай бұрын

    I recon he would easily lol 🤣👍

  • @DoctorAids

    @DoctorAids

    5 ай бұрын

    This mans gut has a weapons system in it. Bro is immune to foodborn illness

  • @Tehflamflam

    @Tehflamflam

    5 ай бұрын

    Either that or he will be patient 0

  • @sciam2000

    @sciam2000

    5 ай бұрын

    What's a cockroach taste like? Answers kinda like a rotten potato. 😩

  • @MegaSam777
    @MegaSam7774 жыл бұрын

    Gotta love the apologies for being nervous about eating 120-year old meat.

  • @eltonlee4530

    @eltonlee4530

    4 жыл бұрын

    “It smells like foul meat”

  • @daddy8884

    @daddy8884

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ho Ming Lee **Me muttering to myself** «Maybe because it is»

  • @munkeydude777
    @munkeydude7775 жыл бұрын

    *eats 120 year old beef* *apologizes to us*

  • @normiesaredegeneratesthatn3331

    @normiesaredegeneratesthatn3331

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol. I agree.

  • @raisa_cherry33

    @raisa_cherry33

    5 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @Atombender

    @Atombender

    5 жыл бұрын

    "What am I doing?"

  • @boridebrooklyn8300

    @boridebrooklyn8300

    5 жыл бұрын

    John Overthinker lmfao me too lol

  • @nguyenzoli7909

    @nguyenzoli7909

    5 жыл бұрын

    XDDD

  • @pimpusmane
    @pimpusmane11 ай бұрын

    Steve looking at 120 year old shredded pulverized dry mummified beef: “That right there… actually looks pretty good.” Steve after eating the beef: “That literally tastes like dirt” “It’s nerve-wracking, what am I even doing?”

  • @jarrettfoust1610
    @jarrettfoust1610 Жыл бұрын

    “Is this the oldest beef ever eaten?” That is one helluva statement, and I’d say pretty damn true.

  • @buds2344

    @buds2344

    9 ай бұрын

    Some scientists actually ate a 10.000 yo beef from a prehistoric buffallo or something like that, look for it in YT.

  • @schiarchaker6313
    @schiarchaker63135 жыл бұрын

    That cows soul can finally rest in peace now

  • @GlassesnMouthplates

    @GlassesnMouthplates

    5 жыл бұрын

    Or take over his body. And then become a supervillain called the Lord Beefazoid.

  • @kaelandin

    @kaelandin

    5 жыл бұрын

    Glasses&Mouthplates Beefelzabub

  • @AidenPearce806

    @AidenPearce806

    5 жыл бұрын

    Schiar Chaker you mean rest in $h*t cuz he craps it out sometime

  • @looseele

    @looseele

    5 жыл бұрын

    There's more than one cow in there

  • @raymondterrazas5702

    @raymondterrazas5702

    5 жыл бұрын

    Haha

  • @13exxonp
    @13exxonp4 жыл бұрын

    Crazy to think that a cow is being eaten that died well over 100 years ago

  • @gentillydanny

    @gentillydanny

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh, Bossie, who knew?

  • @jeffwang6460

    @jeffwang6460

    4 жыл бұрын

    A British cow at that

  • @wolfshadow3789

    @wolfshadow3789

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah next morbid thought the person who processed that cow is long dead to.

  • @johnmelescoto7337

    @johnmelescoto7337

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jeffwang6460 indian cow

  • @williamwallace3545

    @williamwallace3545

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or the remains of anyone who disagrees with the British Empire lol.

  • @jmc7603
    @jmc7603 Жыл бұрын

    It really amazes me that everyone that touched this from the packaging company, transport crews, quartermaster, and possibly even the soldier carrying this have been long dead for years

  • @iwatatiff

    @iwatatiff

    Ай бұрын

    Props to the soldier who said that "Imma keep this shit for years" then it ends up at some guy's stomach more than a century later

  • @johnthegreat97
    @johnthegreat97 Жыл бұрын

    Apparently Steve never read "The Jungle" by Upton Sinclair. There's a chance some of that "beef" wasn't entirely beef.

  • @PillarsOfHeaven

    @PillarsOfHeaven

    Жыл бұрын

    It can be hard to kill prions!

  • @dfgdfg_

    @dfgdfg_

    Жыл бұрын

    @@PillarsOfHeaven they're not alive right? Kind of like viruses

  • @tam-tam7098

    @tam-tam7098

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for bringing back those suppressed memories

  • @comradedog7144

    @comradedog7144

    Жыл бұрын

    never thought my knowledge of that book would come to use

  • @scenenuf

    @scenenuf

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for the history lesson my peoples! haha

  • @Seygem
    @Seygem4 жыл бұрын

    News outlet: "Neolithic meal found frozen in siberian permafrost" Steve: *heavy breathing*

  • @denisgorjunov

    @denisgorjunov

    4 жыл бұрын

    well, actually ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Берёзовский_мамонт

  • @Journey_Awaits

    @Journey_Awaits

    4 жыл бұрын

    "2600BC Sumerian army ration taste test"

  • @Seygem

    @Seygem

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Journey_Awaits well, that is quite a bit younger

  • @forestalfrank1074

    @forestalfrank1074

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'v read stories that sometimes momoth from permafrost in very good condition were eaten in siberia.

  • @captainmoonrise1730

    @captainmoonrise1730

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who ate mammoth?

  • @randomfullywonderful
    @randomfullywonderful3 жыл бұрын

    You know, if Steve got sick, he'd have to tell the doctor "I ate 120-year-old beef", would like to see the doctors face.

  • @Runaway991

    @Runaway991

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @nooneatnowhere

    @nooneatnowhere

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah...I'd sure like to be a fly on the wall in THAT hospital room.🤣

  • @wkedfkath5668

    @wkedfkath5668

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @marks1056

    @marks1056

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Steve, you have the plague...."

  • @rutgerberit

    @rutgerberit

    2 жыл бұрын

    Chubbyemu has joined the chat.

  • @brendanmorrow2029
    @brendanmorrow202911 ай бұрын

    “This is disgusting, I’m not eating anymore of this…dry.”

  • @tolduso828
    @tolduso8282 жыл бұрын

    “It’s been 2.5 days” oh shit, Steve, I hope it’s not gone bad 🥴

  • @pygmyowl8801
    @pygmyowl88014 жыл бұрын

    Indiana Jones: That belongs in a museum Steve: That belongs on a tray

  • @SentinelGhost

    @SentinelGhost

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nice!

  • @manictiger

    @manictiger

    3 жыл бұрын

    So do you!

  • @razrdemonic

    @razrdemonic

    3 жыл бұрын

    Correction: *TREH* ... Nice mmkehh

  • @Top_Hat_Man

    @Top_Hat_Man

    3 жыл бұрын

    Indiana Jones: GIVE IT TO ME, OR I'LL SHOOT YOU! Steve: No. Indiana Jones: I Could Shoot You, But I Can Also Hang You With My Whip! Steve: *Walks Away.* Indiana Jones: *Pulls The Trigger, But Indiana Jones Relizes That He Has To Load The Gun.* Indiana Jones: I'll Save The Bullets For Killing Nazis... The End!

  • @z_xaggerrobloxnicholas5673

    @z_xaggerrobloxnicholas5673

    3 жыл бұрын

    oh you are wondering why I, shall not laugh? MY FUCKING JAWS ARE STITCHED TOGETHER AND HURTS TO ADJUST MY MOUTH

  • @odin3066
    @odin30664 жыл бұрын

    His digestive system probably looks like an accurate depiction of the trenches used in the Boer War.

  • @ARose47

    @ARose47

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @holidayarmadillo8653

    @holidayarmadillo8653

    4 жыл бұрын

    Immortal!

  • @bigbb416-5

    @bigbb416-5

    4 жыл бұрын

    Holiday Armadillo 😹😹

  • @phunkyfill74
    @phunkyfill74 Жыл бұрын

    You are a living legend for this. Hope the boys that passed are in heaven smiling down at your content.

  • @Lumberjackmattz

    @Lumberjackmattz

    Жыл бұрын

    They’ll probably meet him soon lol

  • @fannatick2
    @fannatick2 Жыл бұрын

    This is arguably the best content on the internet.

  • @Nostalgianerd
    @Nostalgianerd6 жыл бұрын

    "That doesn't look too bad under there".... the moment you know Steve is going in.

  • @katiestall2201

    @katiestall2201

    6 жыл бұрын

    😂😂 true

  • @1973Washu

    @1973Washu

    6 жыл бұрын

    He is not Ashens he has limits...

  • @bryanmabini9608

    @bryanmabini9608

    6 жыл бұрын

    John Duncan damn son i wanna be manly as u fam

  • @5roundsrapid263

    @5roundsrapid263

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nostalgia Nerd Interesting choice of words. Sounds like a different kind of video...

  • @leion800

    @leion800

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nostalgia Nerd another youtuber found in his natural habitat.

  • @hopeelliott6764
    @hopeelliott67645 жыл бұрын

    His mom must have never had any issues with getting him to eat his dinner.

  • @Daswassuphomie

    @Daswassuphomie

    5 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @faith-hope-love1corinthian486

    @faith-hope-love1corinthian486

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh, too funny!

  • @adm1san

    @adm1san

    5 жыл бұрын

    🤣😂👌

  • @Joe93819

    @Joe93819

    5 жыл бұрын

    I can’t breathe!

  • @RadClasher

    @RadClasher

    5 жыл бұрын

    Uncle do you have asthma?

  • @itwasaladream
    @itwasaladream3 ай бұрын

    Its amazing to think of all the historical events that happened and this Ration was just hanging out in a storage spot somewhere along for the ride.

  • @justincraig398
    @justincraig398 Жыл бұрын

    I’ve never seen a KZread video that deserves a like and sun more than this. This guys eating 120year old cow flesh for our entertainment … and I guess his too. I love it

  • @RideAcrossTheRiver

    @RideAcrossTheRiver

    Жыл бұрын

    Flesh? THE cow.

  • @tyryztoll
    @tyryztoll4 жыл бұрын

    "It's just cheap meat." Well, yeah.....that and the fact that it pre-dates the Ford Model A.

  • @icantthinkofaname15

    @icantthinkofaname15

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @theunknown7683

    @theunknown7683

    4 жыл бұрын

    It also predates ww1 the 19th amendment and many other things

  • @XSDX3R0

    @XSDX3R0

    3 жыл бұрын

    Literally made around the time of Red Dead Redemption 2. Arthur Morgan could’ve been alive to eat it.

  • @presidentjohnhenryeden9450

    @presidentjohnhenryeden9450

    3 жыл бұрын

    That thing predates me

  • @Chuked

    @Chuked

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@XSDX3R0 lol

  • @Ed-bf3fe
    @Ed-bf3fe5 жыл бұрын

    **Eats 100+ year old beef** "Hmm... it's kind of lacking in flavor"

  • @EvMstein

    @EvMstein

    5 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @linnsterlingcurebeliefinad1725

    @linnsterlingcurebeliefinad1725

    5 жыл бұрын

    Harsh

  • @kellyhryniuk1869

    @kellyhryniuk1869

    5 жыл бұрын

    It’s bland

  • @hendo337

    @hendo337

    5 жыл бұрын

    120 year old beef...amazing.

  • @PierresWildAdventure

    @PierresWildAdventure

    5 жыл бұрын

    "You donkey!"

  • @j_m_b_1914
    @j_m_b_1914 Жыл бұрын

    This might be the bravest thing I've ever seen in a KZread video. You, my friend, have seriously large balls.

  • @amy5532
    @amy553211 ай бұрын

    Mind you, this ration would have most likely been expired already when the titanic sailed, and he still ate from it

  • @britishsolider6175
    @britishsolider61755 жыл бұрын

    +20 rads +2 health

  • @Tenchua917

    @Tenchua917

    5 жыл бұрын

    LMFAO where's the radaway at

  • @jacksonsteele3403

    @jacksonsteele3403

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha

  • @Klendathu_Hotdrop

    @Klendathu_Hotdrop

    5 жыл бұрын

    +100 Imperial Germany :D

  • @parentedivino5466

    @parentedivino5466

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Klendathu_Hotdrop no...

  • @peacelove6632

    @peacelove6632

    5 жыл бұрын

    Retro Collected fallout 3

  • @MKDono
    @MKDono3 жыл бұрын

    The Ottoman empire was still on the map when that ration was 20 years old

  • @tigervalley62

    @tigervalley62

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know right? I mean... Bruh, why would you eat that?????

  • @1IbramGaunt

    @1IbramGaunt

    3 жыл бұрын

    AND the Austro-Hungarian Empire too

  • @presidentjohnhenryeden9450

    @presidentjohnhenryeden9450

    3 жыл бұрын

    This beef was from the time Russia still had a tzar and Otto von Bismarck was alive

  • @kargaroc386

    @kargaroc386

    3 жыл бұрын

    Preceded by: Roman Empire

  • @Bacony_Cakes

    @Bacony_Cakes

    3 жыл бұрын

    The Rainhill Trials are as far away from when it was created as the Second Red Scare is to us.

  • @mr.voidout4739
    @mr.voidout4739 Жыл бұрын

    Most people eat food. Steve eats history.

  • @Flatchlenter
    @Flatchlenter Жыл бұрын

    The way you kept going for another bite, baffled me every time. Good job.

  • @Capoz98
    @Capoz984 жыл бұрын

    Sooner or later he's going to be eating petrified bread from pompeii. 'These Roman rations are just great, maybe a little stale'

  • @Velvettyy_

    @Velvettyy_

    4 жыл бұрын

    "it's lacking flavor"

  • @R.W.S.

    @R.W.S.

    4 жыл бұрын

    "It's a little ashy, but"

  • @jairocolombo4410

    @jairocolombo4410

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kkkkk

  • @archvermin

    @archvermin

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Alright, now that's lay it on the tray!"

  • @bigchiefrocka1431

    @bigchiefrocka1431

    4 жыл бұрын

    Glorious🤣🤣

  • @TangentShadows
    @TangentShadows5 жыл бұрын

    *inhaling mold* "Whoa, it still smells like beef."

  • @ChaosRUsEnt

    @ChaosRUsEnt

    5 жыл бұрын

    TangentShadows Lmao

  • @nexusomega1

    @nexusomega1

    5 жыл бұрын

    *big SNIIIIIIIIIFF*

  • @amandiniii753

    @amandiniii753

    5 жыл бұрын

    i literally laughed so hard my boogers came out cause i have a flu 😂

  • @justincase9638

    @justincase9638

    5 жыл бұрын

    And Tin

  • @Cragmortis

    @Cragmortis

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@amandiniii753 2 weeks. Hope you made a full recovery. The flu fucking sucks.

  • @dingusmcgee119
    @dingusmcgee119 Жыл бұрын

    Honestly I swear this guys account is to show how good preservation can be

  • @coughfee1416
    @coughfee1416 Жыл бұрын

    Man's ate a ration that is 6 times older than him, rusted, and somehow managed to survive to tell the tale. Also did not take a officer's order to open it.

  • @remrad4315

    @remrad4315

    Сағат бұрын

    Ah shit he's gonna get reprimanded... good thing he's not British.

  • @InnannasRainbow
    @InnannasRainbow5 жыл бұрын

    I love how he says the stuff is awful, inedible and then eats it.

  • @TheBlackbird82

    @TheBlackbird82

    5 жыл бұрын

    "Wow, it smells so foul! NICE"

  • @beaker-yt

    @beaker-yt

    5 жыл бұрын

    The soldiers back then did exactly the same thing...

  • @InnannasRainbow

    @InnannasRainbow

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@beaker-yt They had no choice.

  • @themango9644

    @themango9644

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@InnannasRainbow its either eat or get eaten

  • @troyjames827
    @troyjames827 Жыл бұрын

    You are a very brave man, lol. Love your passion for history and for rations which have always held an interest for me, but I never thought about . Then I found your channel. Thanks. Love the quote, " I'm not eating anymore of this dry, except this little piece..." That was hilarious 😂

  • @jamestaylor6427
    @jamestaylor64272 жыл бұрын

    I asked onto these videos and I can't stop watching them! Awesome

  • @dylangardner110
    @dylangardner1105 жыл бұрын

    *stares at 120 year old petrified beef rock "that right there actually looks pretty good."

  • @succulentravioli954

    @succulentravioli954

    5 жыл бұрын

    *Gordon Ramsay barges in through the wall*

  • @gromitpesley

    @gromitpesley

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dylan Gardner i don’t know what to do, i really want to eat it..... dudes messed

  • @garykozdrajr.3689

    @garykozdrajr.3689

    5 жыл бұрын

    "A little acidic, but pleasantly smooth after-taste. Truly a wholesome and perfect petrified beef rock."

  • @kirkprospector4958

    @kirkprospector4958

    5 жыл бұрын

    "it's getting better and better now"

  • @jffry24

    @jffry24

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dylan Gardner no it doesn’t! Where u been eating

  • @RuinedPrelude
    @RuinedPrelude5 жыл бұрын

    Imagine eating a meal that expired 14 years before the first world war...

  • @TheFuriousBean

    @TheFuriousBean

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nice.

  • @totenblume7517

    @totenblume7517

    4 жыл бұрын

    *nice*

  • @nono4461

    @nono4461

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nice

  • @ez45

    @ez45

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did it though? These rations generally last years.

  • @mikemachadomusic8555

    @mikemachadomusic8555

    4 жыл бұрын

    call steve-o pre-911

  • @alastairbarkley6572
    @alastairbarkley65722 жыл бұрын

    The solder used for the cans is probably lead - with antimony, also. I'd worry that over the last 120+ years, some of that had leached into the food.

  • @acediegoszares4676
    @acediegoszares4676 Жыл бұрын

    This is so awesome. It's from the time of my great grandfather. So cool to open such old things

  • @juiceking69
    @juiceking694 жыл бұрын

    *Eats 120 year old Beef* Him: Yeah, it's kinda like lacking flavour.....

  • @rezlets5017

    @rezlets5017

    4 жыл бұрын

    just read it at the exact moment wow

  • @Gimmickmantheman

    @Gimmickmantheman

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@rezlets5017 same

  • @achman98

    @achman98

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Gimmickmantheman lol same

  • @AABCDXX

    @AABCDXX

    4 жыл бұрын

    what in the actual fuck, same

  • @AlejoRuy

    @AlejoRuy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same story here and I'm in tears hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CriticalRoleHighlights
    @CriticalRoleHighlights6 жыл бұрын

    "That doesn't look so bad under there." Famous last words.

  • @didierabi5839

    @didierabi5839

    6 жыл бұрын

    this one may kills

  • @TheBanjoShowOfficial

    @TheBanjoShowOfficial

    6 жыл бұрын

    These comments man I’m crying

  • @carlotemplo5281

    @carlotemplo5281

    5 жыл бұрын

    Fancy seeing Crit Role Highlights here haha.

  • @fortheloveofnoise9298

    @fortheloveofnoise9298

    5 жыл бұрын

    "planting claymore"

  • @Mn_Marijuana_Man

    @Mn_Marijuana_Man

    5 жыл бұрын

    That taste like bread ... lololol

  • @Gamstercam
    @Gamstercam Жыл бұрын

    Steve there’s something about your voice and the way you annunciate yourself. You remind me of a good friend growing up. Your videos are very easy to listen to and watch. Keep up the good work. Oh, and h would also eat anything. USMC

  • @jonwayne70
    @jonwayne70 Жыл бұрын

    I love how he keeps complaining about how bad it is and then eats a big spoonful right after. I love it!

  • @clickfeedvideo2743
    @clickfeedvideo27435 жыл бұрын

    Cow: My ancestors can finally rest in peace.

  • @raisa_cherry33

    @raisa_cherry33

    5 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DCNRS90YT

    @DCNRS90YT

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @SnipeZeroGames

    @SnipeZeroGames

    5 жыл бұрын

    We finally been eaten

  • @angienatoyn

    @angienatoyn

    5 жыл бұрын

    Closure.

  • @mabiasultana6903

    @mabiasultana6903

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @defense200x
    @defense200x6 жыл бұрын

    *eats 118 year old beef* : "That's kinda lacking in flavour"

  • @gavindillon1486

    @gavindillon1486

    6 жыл бұрын

    I hear bacteria add a sharp tang though

  • @freesxsoccer

    @freesxsoccer

    6 жыл бұрын

    Unusual Activities great username

  • @deeditmane

    @deeditmane

    6 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @DronkenDrenthen
    @DronkenDrenthen Жыл бұрын

    Your culinary bravery is astounding

  • @g.mtorsten3564
    @g.mtorsten35642 жыл бұрын

    My family has a history in the Second Boer War, very interesting to see what they would have ate in the field!

  • @utubebgay
    @utubebgay4 жыл бұрын

    Steve, checking out dinosaur bones at the museum: i wonder if there's, like, any marrow left in those...

  • @amandao9869

    @amandao9869

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @DanielFerreira-ez8qd

    @DanielFerreira-ez8qd

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's cloning time

  • @handsomesquidward5160

    @handsomesquidward5160

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nice

  • @hugs2003

    @hugs2003

    4 жыл бұрын

    Great. Now I'm wondering what dinosaur marrow would taste like.

  • @BenitoChisselini

    @BenitoChisselini

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hugs2003 chicken marrow

  • @Perktube1
    @Perktube16 жыл бұрын

    If I were king, Steve could not be my food taster, because he would probably survive any meal that would kill me.

  • @adisafwan4425

    @adisafwan4425

    6 жыл бұрын

    that would be pointless to you, since you neither know the food was poisoned or not. the point of having a taster was to determined if the food killed him, if it does, its poisoned, and pick a new food taster.

  • @WeWereTheStorm

    @WeWereTheStorm

    6 жыл бұрын

    Steve would survive and you would die from eating poisoned food

  • @DerMannImHaus

    @DerMannImHaus

    6 жыл бұрын

    Adi Safwan Did you even read his comment? He said "could not"

  • @Neffers_UK

    @Neffers_UK

    6 жыл бұрын

    Reading, and comprehending YT comments is an alien concept to many LA Rose.

  • @chevyrebel3276

    @chevyrebel3276

    6 жыл бұрын

    Perktube1 kinda pointless to poison someone with a lead belly

  • @robertmcmanus636
    @robertmcmanus6368 ай бұрын

    This is a classic! Steve, you rock!!!

  • @danielabid1818
    @danielabid181811 ай бұрын

    The whole journey of this single ration from start to get here is crazy!

  • @user-ep7jx9di5c
    @user-ep7jx9di5c4 жыл бұрын

    Next episode: 4000years old ancient Egyptian MRE

  • @rizzarosillon9701

    @rizzarosillon9701

    4 жыл бұрын

    LOL 🤣

  • @raisa_cherry33

    @raisa_cherry33

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha 😂

  • @ghost2coast296

    @ghost2coast296

    4 жыл бұрын

    They've got some bread & cheese from King Tut's tomb in a museum somewhere, make it happen

  • @richardardiwibawa9025

    @richardardiwibawa9025

    4 жыл бұрын

    Eat mummy 😂

  • @bettertelevision968

    @bettertelevision968

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@richardardiwibawa9025 put in tray and BBQ it xD

  • @carlosdangersbromattmayhem6744
    @carlosdangersbromattmayhem67444 жыл бұрын

    “That’s disgusting I’m not eating any more of this dried beef........ except for this little piece right here.”

  • @yumminator

    @yumminator

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nice

  • @alb5769

    @alb5769

    4 жыл бұрын

    Then continues on to finish the pot

  • @SquadBusterAsmr

    @SquadBusterAsmr

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alb5769 he said "dried" for a reason

  • @brendandennison3477
    @brendandennison3477 Жыл бұрын

    What an amazing video and channel. I really love watching your content and this was the video that I first showed my wife and got her hooked aswell. Such great content, keep it up.

  • @GunnerRA155
    @GunnerRA155 Жыл бұрын

    I bet it is as delicious as it was on the day it was packed! Well done Steve, its amazing to see these old rations opened.

  • @Avgsharkenjoyer
    @Avgsharkenjoyer4 жыл бұрын

    "Awww man, that smells so foul, nice!" *"nice"*

  • @ethan5610

    @ethan5610

    4 жыл бұрын

    And then he ate it

  • @IneptOrange

    @IneptOrange

    4 жыл бұрын

    mmm It *Stinks* Nice n' good. - Bugs Bunny 2020

  • @sircampsalot2568

    @sircampsalot2568

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @BoneAppleTea

    @BoneAppleTea

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@IneptOrange Yes!

  • @sarjim4381
    @sarjim43816 жыл бұрын

    I'm going to start an Indiegogo fund so we can buy Steve a stand by ambulance.

  • @dangerousmythbuster

    @dangerousmythbuster

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sar Jim With how badly EMS providers are paid in the states, you'd think it shouldn't cost as much as it does.

  • @EuropeYear1917

    @EuropeYear1917

    6 жыл бұрын

    He'll probably need it... especially if he keeps pushing the envelope the way he does. Because God only knows, at the rate he's going he's gonna actually try to eat British Navy Salt Pork from the French and Indian War or something crazy like that.

  • @noahemail0339

    @noahemail0339

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sar Jim hahaha!

  • @atutainamu6278

    @atutainamu6278

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha. The combination of this comment and Steve's vid gives me life.

  • @DeeEll86442

    @DeeEll86442

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yuck, Steve don't eat that. You don't know what kind of bacteria is in that. Especially the kind of diseases that existed back then. You don't know how that was prepared. The sanitation was much different and not good back then. It was an interesting item to see but you don't have to taste every ration you get.

  • @jl6075
    @jl60757 ай бұрын

    Steve should start looking for ancient egyptian preserved food

  • @KoriH-rj6ch

    @KoriH-rj6ch

    4 ай бұрын

    Next he's gonna be eating the body of Christ

  • @remrad4315

    @remrad4315

    Сағат бұрын

    He's gonna find some of that 10,000 year old wine.

  • @kelborhal2576
    @kelborhal25766 жыл бұрын

    Next Video: 28th Roman Legion Field Ration (189-192).

  • @tephra_

    @tephra_

    6 жыл бұрын

    hshahah

  • @conanc1487

    @conanc1487

    6 жыл бұрын

    This is a Type 2 Caveman Ration......

  • @wingracer1614

    @wingracer1614

    6 жыл бұрын

    That might actually still be good since it would probably just be a wax dipped hunk of hard cheese.

  • @AnthonyWabo

    @AnthonyWabo

    6 жыл бұрын

    oh lord, made me laugh out loud haha :D

  • @Perktube1

    @Perktube1

    6 жыл бұрын

    Probably very salty too.

  • @phinehas9662
    @phinehas96625 ай бұрын

    Great videos and I love your hilarious comments and attitude to antique food!

  • @neilcooper9508
    @neilcooper95082 жыл бұрын

    The strangest review and the most fascinating review I love your channel most interesting thanks Neil england

  • @captainjack3166
    @captainjack31665 жыл бұрын

    "ugh it smells so foul...... NICE"

  • @adrianquintanar5696

    @adrianquintanar5696

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahaha

  • @guiltygearcore

    @guiltygearcore

    5 жыл бұрын

    Haha i think Steve loves foul smelling beef. 😄

  • @genrest8041

    @genrest8041

    5 жыл бұрын

    just like school lunch

  • @philipkurian627

    @philipkurian627

    5 жыл бұрын

    When ur going down on a girl who's hot but smells bad

  • @jeenyus720
    @jeenyus7206 жыл бұрын

    Youre essentially digging up the grave of a mummy cow and eating him.

  • @akamiguelsanchez9985

    @akamiguelsanchez9985

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kevin Rustles dunno how to break it to you, but a mommy cow isn't a he

  • @WorldWithOEnd

    @WorldWithOEnd

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kevin Rustles 🤣🤣so true

  • @Gigabyte1002

    @Gigabyte1002

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's so bad ass

  • @sonofeloah

    @sonofeloah

    6 жыл бұрын

    Me thinks there is a mix up of words here. A mummy, like a mummy of egypt or peru, and if it is a bull/steer, then instead of the word cow, should have been bovine. A mummy bovine and eating him, that would have worked. Unless of course, one is being totally sarcastic and calling the mommy a mummy as if you're a brit?

  • @AFishBicycle

    @AFishBicycle

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kevin Rustles oh god, here comes the “The Mummy Cow” trilogy from Hollywood...

  • @devilin5237
    @devilin5237 Жыл бұрын

    This was published on my birthday I will say this is the best birthday present ever thankyou for being such a trooper

  • @joshuasiebenhofer2452
    @joshuasiebenhofer24526 ай бұрын

    This guy is eating rotten flesh from Minecraft irl. What a mad man.

  • @andreiarca3024
    @andreiarca30246 жыл бұрын

    I'd like to see Steve prepare and eat a nice home cooked meal... He deserves it.

  • @adamcochran1309

    @adamcochran1309

    6 жыл бұрын

    Then get's salmonella.

  • @austinschlatter4726

    @austinschlatter4726

    6 жыл бұрын

    HAHHAHHAHAHAHAH this made me lose it! thanks Adam!

  • @swanningabout

    @swanningabout

    6 жыл бұрын

    Austin Schlatter lose what?

  • @austinschlatter4726

    @austinschlatter4726

    6 жыл бұрын

    In this context, to lose it means “To lose control; blow up.” Specifically, it means to lose your composure, presumably breaking out into laughter.

  • @Mr.LaughingDuck

    @Mr.LaughingDuck

    6 жыл бұрын

    He's our Savor. He dieted for our sins.

  • @ch_dn
    @ch_dn5 жыл бұрын

    Doctor: So what made you sick? Steve: I ate a British beef ration from 1899. Doctor: oh

  • @VocalMabiMaple

    @VocalMabiMaple

    5 жыл бұрын

    Doctor: Again?

  • @jackc6716

    @jackc6716

    5 жыл бұрын

    I prescribe crab.

  • @zay9050

    @zay9050

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@jackc6716 crababa

  • @anshitsuyuki

    @anshitsuyuki

    5 жыл бұрын

    Doctor: oh shit

  • @jamesvogt4739

    @jamesvogt4739

    5 жыл бұрын

    Doctor: hmm yes, that could perhaps have something to do with e-coli poisoning.

  • @ziamarie
    @ziamarie Жыл бұрын

    Sounds like this tasted better than the time you ate the civil war hardtack that tasted like mothballs and old library books! I'd say thats a success 😉 thanks for always sharing these epic videos and getting as excited as i do over historical items and just history in general! You're a legend Steve!

  • @Blackboxbart
    @Blackboxbart Жыл бұрын

    I completely love what this guy is doing. lol he did a bate and switch at 20min and 45 second mark and no one caught it. good job.

  • @kef103
    @kef1035 жыл бұрын

    Shit is older than the titanic

  • @enzoingenito1652

    @enzoingenito1652

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kef103 yo actually 😱that’s crazy

  • @davenewton3576

    @davenewton3576

    5 жыл бұрын

    Literally his shit will be older than the Titanic😂

  • @cliffordernest7825

    @cliffordernest7825

    5 жыл бұрын

    A lot of things are older than the titanic

  • @LitCircle

    @LitCircle

    5 жыл бұрын

    By a lot too. Like 15 years.

  • @Matt-ft6ox

    @Matt-ft6ox

    5 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @billyoung6939
    @billyoung69394 жыл бұрын

    Did he ask his commanding officer if he could open his ration?

  • @guitargatekeeper

    @guitargatekeeper

    4 жыл бұрын

    he died unfortunately :,(

  • @MISTAKEWASMADE4live

    @MISTAKEWASMADE4live

    4 жыл бұрын

    Officers are idiots, fuck em

  • @nolank2166

    @nolank2166

    4 жыл бұрын

    Loooooooooool

  • @daddy8884

    @daddy8884

    4 жыл бұрын

    MISTAKEWASMADE4live you are the big dum dum

  • @RicheBright

    @RicheBright

    4 жыл бұрын

    "or in extremity." After sampling that stuff one could argue Steve would be "in extremity."

  • @Palmakify
    @Palmakify Жыл бұрын

    I know humanity will survive the apocalypse because there are people like Steve in this world.

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