this is why Steve is not allowed in museums anymore.

@1worldgaming18

5 жыл бұрын

he eats the mummies??? so no admittance for steve anymore

@zecekobold2140

5 жыл бұрын

@@1worldgaming18 Well they're perfectly spiced after all...

@TiredOfYoutube

5 жыл бұрын

Steve probably tried to eat the paintings.

@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou

5 жыл бұрын

He eats everything but their food.

@beauwilliamson6211

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

His stomach is fighting a second Civil War

@centauri9458

3 жыл бұрын

With his bowels

@GameBoyyearsago

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@CopiousDoinksLLC

2 жыл бұрын

At this point, I'm fairly certain the germs have just accepted his stomach's independence and left it at that. "We're not in the business of fighting unwinnable battles"

@ninjagamingxplayz6585

2 жыл бұрын

Bro 💀

@alexdasliebe5391

2 жыл бұрын

🤣 Love it, Jason, 🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

"I had biscuits that were 65 years newer that tasted worse than this" gotta be the hardest roast in food history

@CoolAndrew89

11 ай бұрын

More of a bake than a roast

@darrenthetuber743

11 ай бұрын

There's an uncanny valley to some of his comments, "it's not very good, but if you had to survive", put that in parallel context, nobody in 1865 were eating hardtack from 1705 😂

@Dr_Kenneth_Noisewater

8 ай бұрын

and all of Steve’s viewers going “yep. he sure has”

@Tlizerz

8 ай бұрын

⁠@@darrenthetuber743Even “fresh” hardtack isn’t great. It’s like eating a bathroom tile unless you have hot liquid to soften it up.

@gigaslave

6 ай бұрын

@@TlizerzDip it in your pick of soup, coffee, or hot chocolate.

Tasting History just did a video on Hardtack and mentioned someone had a video of someone eating some from the civil war, my first though was "I don't remember seeing Steve1989 doing that", but yep, here hie is...

@ArchiveTheMyth

3 жыл бұрын

ditto, Steve is just the default old food eater unless stated otherwise

@mynameisbed

3 жыл бұрын

I just watched that video and now I’m here

@lonotalonota5779

3 жыл бұрын

@@mynameisbed youtube has more plot lines than marvel lmao

@funlover163

3 жыл бұрын

I wish he'd linked it in the description.

@kirbstomp4201

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArchiveTheMyth it’s always either Steve or New England Wildlife and More

I bet the dude making that didnt think it'd be eaten in 153 years.

@Perktube1

7 жыл бұрын

AnakinKB Ha, yeah!… Soldier: here's the last piece of hardtack, sir. Gen. Grant: Save it for Steve. He'll want to review it in about 153 years.

@antonove-1752

7 жыл бұрын

Perktube1 save that for our great great great grandkids

@ZanOGAL

7 жыл бұрын

AnakinKB i bet the dude who made this dusnt think the men at the time would eat that shit

@DannyWilliamH

7 жыл бұрын

AnakinKB Especially on a small, magical wall of light and moving pictures that can be shared with the world in an instant. Almost like the pictures he's aware of but moving.....and in color.....with sound.....being shared with the fucking world...lol His brain would explode.

@PolPotsPieHole

7 жыл бұрын

lol

Compliment to the chef that is probably nothing but a skeleton in the ground somewhere.

@cwmonkeyman

4 жыл бұрын

"PROBABLY"

@mikeystorm8124

4 жыл бұрын

150 years.... Nope that's beyond skeleton

@ctaylah

4 жыл бұрын

Rika the Snowleoparrd some dirt somewhere

@mrbisshie

4 жыл бұрын

More like his great great great grand son.

@LukeZalvino

4 жыл бұрын

Literally crying

Indie: “It belongs in a museum!” Steve: “It belongs on a tray!”

@fenixchief7

Ай бұрын

Nice

Lmao “here are some fossilized crumbs that will be donated to the ration museum.. and here is a perfectly preserved piece I will now chow down on”

@rickwilliams967

Ай бұрын

The irony is extreme here.

I read that honey last forever and they have found jars of honey in Egyption tombs thats 3k years old or older. We need to get Steve some thousand year old honey

@jessebond4221

3 жыл бұрын

This needs to happen!

@tatertott2390

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed!!!

@Chuked

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but it must have some sickness like smallpox or polio lol

@scott2296

3 жыл бұрын

How about some 12,000 year old mammoth from Siberia?

@PC4USE1

3 жыл бұрын

@@KoushikH Honey and sugar-yes-Coffee(except for instant)-not so much.

wonder when he gonna eat the 1620 Mayflower rations tho

@davidca96

3 жыл бұрын

im waiting for him to eat bread from an Egyptian tomb.

@arthurmead5341

3 жыл бұрын

@@reinererki3016 because his dad was horny one night

@jimbowthehumble9153

3 жыл бұрын

@@arthurmead5341 nice

@winning3329

3 жыл бұрын

Dinosaur jerky

@yig_501

3 жыл бұрын

Lolol

Can't wait till he eats Caesar's salad.

@thepervertedmonk2353

2 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@andreasvinnberg6214

Жыл бұрын

aCthUaLly, it was created in 1923 by Caesar Cardini. Which now that I think about it, would still be applicable for the channel...

@sirrivet9557

Жыл бұрын

Best dad joke hands down

@1BaconDoggo1

3 ай бұрын

Tossing Caesar’s Salad

The tray you ate it on is over 100 years old...and the cracker still beats it by 50 years

@wisemankugelmemicus1701

3 жыл бұрын

53*

@MatthewOKeefe0203

Жыл бұрын

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 🤓

Dude in 2172 be like: I'm going to eat a Cheez-It from 2019.

@whomst7125

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ericcartman3684

5 жыл бұрын

You won’t be alive then

@whomst7125

5 жыл бұрын

@@ericcartman3684 bet

@eat_ze_bugs

5 жыл бұрын

Or a McDonald's french fry.

@ralkia

5 жыл бұрын

The descendant of Steve

Abraham Lincoln was still alive when this thing was made.

@chip_honeycutt_1646

5 жыл бұрын

And Marilyn Monroe was net yet born when this thing was made.

@Grayfox988

5 жыл бұрын

And Japan was still under the Shogunate's rule, and public electricity grids didn't exist yet.

@ronaldraygun9093

5 жыл бұрын

Anime didn’t exist.... Hell yeah!

@rizalman2181

5 жыл бұрын

Abraham lincoln dead in1865

@frankjones43

4 жыл бұрын

Ronald RayGun nooooooo

That "I am no longer affiliated with the Ration Museum as of..." makes me think that Steve ate something that he shouldn't have.

@commentarygold8553

2 жыл бұрын

Makes you wonder

@Nothingseen

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, they stole from him.

@TheRightGayGuy

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nothingseen could you elaborate?

@manictiger

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nothingseen Steal back! Today, we're going to try this ancient ration from the Bering Strait: mammoth marrow pemmican biscuits with fossilized seal blubber.

@gigaslave

6 ай бұрын

@@manictigerHow about some 65+ million year old mesozoic biscuits with dinosaur jerky?

This was my favorite food I used to eat with the boys while I was giving my Gettysburg Address.

@iwineverygame1995

3 жыл бұрын

Glad you were able to catch the vid, big Abe.

@frustrateduser9933

3 жыл бұрын

Hi, Abe. Apparently, the reports of your death were greatly exaggerated. Must have been all those mothball crackers w/the boys.

@aaronkuminski3743

2 жыл бұрын

How your head feeling heard a democrat shot you

@danielmiyahara9089

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronkuminski3743 Republicans now cuz the flip

@rex8958

2 жыл бұрын

@@danielmiyahara9089 🤣

medical community: how the f*** is polio back steve: 👀

@totallyfrozen

4 жыл бұрын

Andy Boy I LOL’d! so hard. 🤣

@PinkFloydBootlegs

4 жыл бұрын

It isn't from steve, it's from those anti vaxxers. Polio is actually back I think.

@afroluffy6451

4 жыл бұрын

@@PinkFloydBootlegs r/woosh

@corvidcorax

4 жыл бұрын

Afro Luffy ihavereddit

@Americanspy-hn2kw

4 жыл бұрын

《 ᴀᴛᴀɢᴏ-ɴɪsᴛ 》 ihaveihavereddit

Steve in king tuts tomb. Hm, look at this, petrified berries and bread, “nice” takes bite, tastes like embalming fluid and old cloth.

@flicmydik

4 жыл бұрын

*takes another bite*

@vashts1985

4 жыл бұрын

Hes teriyaki flavored.

@armdaggerblade

4 жыл бұрын

**steve pushes open a sarcophagus** *nice hiss*

@krusher181

4 жыл бұрын

“N I C E...!”

@xCristianAndres

4 жыл бұрын

Nice mmkay

I imagine the maggots would have more nutritional value than the hardtack.

@dontneedtoknow5836

3 жыл бұрын

Truth.

@kennethkho7165

2 жыл бұрын

the maggots have already become fossils

@manictiger

2 жыл бұрын

@@kennethkho7165 Nature's multivitamins!

@FLMKane

Жыл бұрын

​@@manictiger more like protein supplement

@TheTyke

Жыл бұрын

@@FLMKane Should let the Maggots be. Don't eat or kill them, they are living beings and should be respected to live their full lives.

Imagine joining the military and they hand you a single cracker to eat.

@AudieHolland

3 жыл бұрын

Now we know why the Union advance into the south was so savage. A farm! FINALLY SOMETHING DECENT TO EAT

@riatorex8722

3 жыл бұрын

"We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days!"

@luistoledo3006

2 жыл бұрын

@@riatorex8722 Yeaah!! Why can´t we have some meat?

@Eric-vs2he

2 жыл бұрын

North Korean soldier: first time?

@noesunyoutuber7680

2 жыл бұрын

"Just the one?" "Don't worry, you'll be working on it for quite a while."

This 30-year-old instant type 1 coffee should pair nicely with my 163-year-old hardtack.

@aidenpettigrew9239

4 жыл бұрын

156 you shot over by 6 years

@erickespinoza9155

4 жыл бұрын

Nicce

@quotient9974

4 жыл бұрын

type 1 coffee instant *FTFY

@geekofsteal

4 жыл бұрын

"Finally, some fresh coffee!"

@comraderevo2362

3 жыл бұрын

Do they still produce that type 1 coffee though?

When this was baked: France was still run by a Bonaparte Samurai still existed Italy didn’t exist yet Germany didn’t exist yet The Ottoman Empire was still a world power Whaling was still legal Dueling was still legal The source of the nile was still unknown The Suez Canal had yet to be cut

@susanamorales421

5 жыл бұрын

I learned sum new shit 2day

@namelessthing5858

5 жыл бұрын

And now, gonna turn it to poo

@jacobbaker4695

5 жыл бұрын

Italy existed lol

@anthonyperkins3513

5 жыл бұрын

slavery wasn't abolished yet either

@1962underdog

5 жыл бұрын

1863 WV broke off from VA and became a state

During the Civil War, a Union soldier was issued 9 or 10 of these hardtack biscuits a day. Sometimes a soldier could eat his day's allotment and still be hungry. There was a dish called skillygalee, where you would take the hardtack and soak it in cold water, then fry it in pork fat adding salt to taste. Or you could toast them over an open fire and add butter if you could find it. There were many ways to eat it.

BBC: *shits on history* Steve: *shits history*

Up next: rations from a Neanderthal army from 100,000 B.C.

@ThreeDaysOfDan

8 жыл бұрын

Petrified dung balls.. yummy

@dentistguba

8 жыл бұрын

maybe some Napoleonic margarine?

@mariuszzamarys8306

8 жыл бұрын

after that 1187 crusades swordsman MRE including chewing gum and some cigarettes

@maxtheleopard

8 жыл бұрын

Mammoth Jerky

@KRaikkonenSF

7 жыл бұрын

"oldest sausage ever eaten"

Steve: Replacing the old "10 second rule" adage, with his personal "10 century rule".

@StormOfMaat

4 жыл бұрын

10 decades is more like it...Or 15.

@dehydratedculture9126

4 жыл бұрын

Decades. But yeah

@cathsaigh2197

4 жыл бұрын

@@StormOfMaat 10 decades wouldn't be enough, then it would have gone past the time limit.

@SStupendous

3 жыл бұрын

@@cathsaigh2197 1860's are 15 decades ago, lol you missed the joke

@FixdalOK

2 жыл бұрын

@@StormOfMaat As if Steve wouldn't eat a Roman Empire war ration if given the chance, lol.

i still come back to this video to remind myself to not throw that 3 day old milk away

@tahmyacappra4372

2 жыл бұрын

It's not bad if it still smells good lmao.

@jonbragg5175

2 жыл бұрын

Milk usually lasts a week after its determined expiration date

@dukeman8481

2 жыл бұрын

You should buy goat milk, it last much longer, especially pasteurized and left unopened in the fridge could last for months. *Not USDA recommended.

@hoppinggnomethe4154

2 жыл бұрын

Save them for Steve's grandkids

@SvenskaIdioterna

2 жыл бұрын

Well, you easily taste when milk goes bad and even when it does, it's not as if it'll make you sick. At least in my experience, when it starts tasting more cream like, it's time to throw although you can still take a few sips if you want. This is usually a week after opening it and a few days after the expiration date. However, I'm the type that never leaves things out of the fridge for long. I just pour myself a glass and put the milk back in. Same with butter and all other things. It never reaches even close to room temp. If you're in a family and eating meals together, placing everything on the table, it might not last as long. But if you're alone like me, just making your own portions and then going to the couch to eat, then things'll last longer.

Whos here from Max Miller's hardtack and grog video ;)

@WilliamSebren

3 жыл бұрын

😆

@berkleypearl2363

3 жыл бұрын

Hello there!

@carbonatedphantom8388

3 жыл бұрын

ayyyyyyyyyyyyy

@joeykonyha2414

3 жыл бұрын

🙋🏻‍♂️

@thedripof9439

3 жыл бұрын

Me

Things Steve has eaten off-screen: rubber tires, mothballs, old library books.

@MrSeekerOfPeace

3 жыл бұрын

Steve upon opening a tin of Wehrmacht Shokacola *It smells like an old wooden chest*

@shingiaxiom6650

3 жыл бұрын

and glass

Next: petrified mammoth strip jerky from 10,000 BC

@ethanpresley9423

8 жыл бұрын

yup

@kellrush5304

7 жыл бұрын

"Alright, now lets get this bit of mammoth out on a tray " *quick edit to show the mammoth on a tray* "Nice!"

@eveny119

7 жыл бұрын

Mammoths were around like 4000 years ago.

@unknownodin

7 жыл бұрын

nice hiss

@turic2260

7 жыл бұрын

Gordon Ramsay: "Is the mammoth frozen?" Scientist: "Yes, for about 10,000 years." Gordon Ramsay: "Fuck me..."

Watched another video about making Hard Tack. They said "there's a guy on the Internet that actually ate hard tack from the Civil War"; and I thought... I bet I know who that guy is :)

@lordmavbmp

3 жыл бұрын

Lol i just came from that video. I saw video a while back but that mention made me think of this channel . so . round 2

This man is a certified BEAST for eating these old rations. I remember the first video of him I saw where he ate an old can of beef from 120 years ago!

Steve tasting bread from the last supper: "mmm... it's very bland"

@passivegiant2708

4 жыл бұрын

“pretty bland, but you can really taste the body of Christ, nice rich Jesus flavor there.”

@enlightenedwarrior7119

4 жыл бұрын

@@passivegiant2708 lol

@app4902

4 жыл бұрын

“Very well preserved”

@amandamc6569

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Charles-A

3 жыл бұрын

Proceeds to poke it with a fork: "hmm, nice hiss. As expected from the body of christ"

1863 - I bet you will be able to fly in the future. 2019 - Man eats 156 year old biscuit

@tprime2702

4 жыл бұрын

How far we've come...

@brokeboi27

4 жыл бұрын

I mean we are able to fly... in airplanes.

@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466

4 жыл бұрын

@SuperVlog Time that grammar is simply incredible. 10 out of 10 sir.

@thereforeayam

4 жыл бұрын

Friend, in 1863: noooo....he's too fat

@tomcruz8615

4 жыл бұрын

💀💀😂

If the company that made this is still open, as you say in the video, you should see if they can dig up the recipe to this so you can see what it was like when it was fresh... although, fresh food might hurt your digestive system...lol

@CaptchaNeon

7 ай бұрын

I’ll save him the time: 2.5 cups flour (~315 grams if using a scale, though, again, precision really does not matter here) 1/2 cup water (some old recipes show even less water; I ended up using just under 1/2 cup) 1 tsp salt (optional, but was certainly added when available to the folks cooking it) Mix flour and salt. Begin adding water in small amounts. Knead. Add about 1/4 cup water at a time, kneading as you go, and mixing until you absolutely need more liquid to get the dough to come together. If it’s excessively sticky after all the water is used, add some more flour, one tablespoon at a time. Using a rolling pin, roll the dough until it’s about 1/2” thick or less. Using a knife (or dough cutter if you have it), cut the dough into squares. As mentioned above, 3×3” is how big they were during the Civil War. Dock the crackers This just means poking holes in them, which you do for a few reasons: 1) it helps them bake more evenly, 2) it creates spots for moisture to escape (a good thing in this case), and 3) it makes it easier for the cracker to be broken apart after cooking. You can buy a dough docker, but using any implement with a pointy end like a skewer or kabob stick or even just a fork will do. With hardtack, you want to go low and slow. Bake at 375 degrees for about 30 minutes, until the surface just begins browning. Keep an eye on it at the end. After baking, leave it out for several hours so that it completely cools and no moisture remains. In a dry environment, you can leave it out for days if you’d like.

I am a Cook for a Civil War re-enactment group, been doing it for over 30 years now, I began many years ago frying my hard tack in bacon fat, which is something just about every soldier & battlefield cooks had on hand with a lot of bacon, grease & hard tack, frying for a minute or 2 makes the outside crust much softer with an easier to bite crunch to it & the inside soft, & the bacon grease gives it an excellent flavor especially when adding a couple of spices, I got this idea from an older Lady I met on the battlefield at Gettysburg once with our group camping out & she showed me a letter that had been passed down in her Family for years, one of her relatives that fought in the war had written home to his Wife & mentioned the food they ate, including the hard tack & he said it could break teeth, but many began frying in bacon fat which made it much better to eat & add oregano. Since most soldiers & cooks back then did have bacon handy they had bacon fat/grease & used it for this purpose.

I think one day we're gonna catch Steve at the Smithsonian when no one's looking, with his teeth clamped onto a dinosaur leg.

@jenniferdowell3500

7 жыл бұрын

Remind me not to take a drink while reading comments on KZread XD

@loki-xm1th

7 жыл бұрын

"Nice hiss!"

@snowblue2362

7 жыл бұрын

Perktube1 lolololol

@Bill23799

7 жыл бұрын

He proably would have eaten that Wooly Mammoth flesh they found frozen in the ice in Siberia.

@snowblue2362

7 жыл бұрын

Bill23799 lool

"stored all those years...still edible." You and I clearly differ greatly on our definition of edible.

@discman15

4 жыл бұрын

Just cuz it fits in yo mouth

@kennethkho7165

2 жыл бұрын

still very impressive though if it's still mostly carbohydrates

@thishonestgrifter

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure that it was edible in 1863

@18helu64

2 жыл бұрын

@@thishonestgrifter 😂😂

@revolutionnow5227

Жыл бұрын

@@thishonestgrifter lol

This seems like the premise of a ChubbyEmu video. Man eats 153 year old biscuit, this is what happened to his . . . . .

@New-zm5vu

2 жыл бұрын

Another student of culture, I see

0:44 “They will not be eaten... BUT...” me: **softly** don’t.

"It could be produced cheaply and it would last for years." Like at least 150 years?

@damienstone5470

4 жыл бұрын

It tastes like mothballs and slavery

@shunoinori

4 жыл бұрын

@Nic777 Dry

200 years from now your great grandson will carry on the tradition by eating a impecably well preserved McDonalds Cheeseburger from the turn of the milennia.

@CosmicTeapot

5 жыл бұрын

200 years from now, his great grandson would be at least 100 years old.

@marklipowskyjr.5481

5 жыл бұрын

200 years from now, all mcdonalds food will be preserved

@rommeltj1367

5 жыл бұрын

I work at mcdonalds and the cheeseburgers actually go bad after 3 hours

@thetman0068

5 жыл бұрын

Rommel Tj Legally speaking, yes.

@Johnathan.F

5 жыл бұрын

With how much preservatives they have, it’ll still be “edible”. All you’ll have to do is go to a junkyard and find one under the seat of a minivan.

Makes me happy seeing people do historic things like this it makes me happy you’re keeping history at its greatest thank you Steve👍🏻🇺🇸🙂

Reminds me of my old Morrowind days, where I was amazingly capable of eating random scales, scrap metal, and other junk in exchange for tiny alchemy gains (and just to clear inventory).

@KlickyMonster

3 жыл бұрын

It does look as if it could use a slathering of scrib jelly.

Next up: an ancient Sumerian military LRP ration from 4000 B.C.

@toffeegamer4672

5 жыл бұрын

Then the first sheep noah and his family ate after the flood.

@redlinrangerstudio5331

5 жыл бұрын

@@toffeegamer4672 lol

@taulantiillyrian5619

5 жыл бұрын

Then the forbidden fruit from Eden :-D

@warwick802

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Abel-Alvarez

5 жыл бұрын

The first atomic molecule before the big bang.

You ate something older than Germany

@unfftfdrg5bubfgtttczv184

4 жыл бұрын

and Italy

@unfftfdrg5bubfgtttczv184

4 жыл бұрын

And italy

@nairda55555

4 жыл бұрын

And modern Poland

@thenoobgameplays

4 жыл бұрын

@Pirulito Socialista oia, br

@ra_alf9467

4 жыл бұрын

Older than Soviet Union

how is this guy still alive

@mwbgaming28

2 жыл бұрын

Is immune system is made of plot armor

@DefenderOfVirginity

2 жыл бұрын

steve is built different

"Few remaining" >eats even fewer now

Next: General Tso's Chicken made by General Tso

@AshleyashAshey

5 жыл бұрын

SecretAgentMan00 😂😂

@andrewchandler9305

5 жыл бұрын

That was clever I won’t lie 😂😂

@cornkopp2985

5 жыл бұрын

The inventor of that was from the 1950’s so not that crazy

@halfachamorro

5 жыл бұрын

funny but their is no such thing as General Tso til the name caught on to a American made for dish. its not a Chinese dish but a dish for americans eating in a Chinese restaurant.

@metamorphicorder

5 жыл бұрын

@@halfachamorro well there is such thing as general tsos chicken. It really exists. But as you said, its an american chinese inspired dish served by american quick serve chinese restaurants. Its similar to a few different actual chinese as well as southeast asian dishes and is likely inspired by one or more of them. However, there was a somewhat well known chinese general of the name Tso. There are still living descendants of this man living in the region he is from to this day. And they have absolutely no idea where this recipie comes from.

This is the most optimistic person I've ever seen

@papayer

5 жыл бұрын

**submerges old yeast in water and fishes it out to eat** "wow, that actually tastes worse!"

@totallyfrozen

4 жыл бұрын

You mean “foolish”? His guardian angels must be working around the clock!

My favourite thing about this video is Steve’s decision to conspiciously place a Phil Collins LP in the background.

@robcanisto8635

7 ай бұрын

Going back through Steve's back catalogue now; the decorative choices behind are generally on point lol

“I’ve had biscuits that were 65 years older that were worse than this.” O.o

@comraderevo2362

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure he says "65 years newer"

@riatorex8722

3 жыл бұрын

@@comraderevo2362 How'd you know? What if he had actually eaten some biscuits from the French Revolution?"

@OneMeInMyself

2 жыл бұрын

@@riatorex8722 how'd you know? by watching this video, he literally said newer

*sees a rare old rancid item that has lasted over 150 years* Steve: *C R U N C H*

@53gaDr34mc4st

3 жыл бұрын

*K R O N C H*

@bigbruhmoment8706

3 жыл бұрын

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@The360MlgNoscoper

2 жыл бұрын

It's far from rancid

@mynamejeff8401

2 жыл бұрын

Fossilized

@namenotfound614

Жыл бұрын

@@mynamejeff8401 💀

"Tastes like moth balls and old library books." That was my flavor suggestion for the Lays potato chip contest, but I got edged out by someone that came up with "biscuits and gravy."

@bsansovich

6 жыл бұрын

Meh, same difference really.

@Flirri

6 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@Simping4cats

6 жыл бұрын

its ok lets try for a cheetos version! maybe we can add in some peppers! make it spicy mothballs and library books!

@Gryxll

6 жыл бұрын

I suggested biscuits and gravy. I am from Kentucky so it is a staple in our diet and then some city girl won it and she had the fakest story. It pissed me off. Rigged as fuck. I had that shit planned for months.

@fonzo2525

6 жыл бұрын

i can't decide which flavor i like best,mothball,library book,eraser,or rubber tire,oh hell,just eat one these and ya get all of them,lol

Hey Steve.. just wanna say.. thanks for putting yourself thru this for our entertainment. Love ya man.

1:40 I remember my library book eating phase

It's a hardtack life.

@henningbrown5687

7 жыл бұрын

richard herbst nice

@andyflores2558

7 жыл бұрын

richard herbst for us

@1vw4me

7 жыл бұрын

Nice.

@hamsteaks5541

7 жыл бұрын

richard herbst Good one LOL!

@davidca96

7 жыл бұрын

richard herbst tee hee

Hope you get a hand of ancient roman empire rations

@coltm4a186

7 жыл бұрын

Sauron he'll have to go to the Pompeii site and find some petrified bread.

@yeastori

7 жыл бұрын

just buy some Sheep pecorino

@chrischappell5819

7 жыл бұрын

Ackerman he would be pissing shit for days.

@10191927

7 жыл бұрын

Ackerman - Maybe some Egyptian honey?

@joshuastarkloff9602

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe make it his self?

I love that you can do all that you can to discuss authenticity and not be derailed with something that isn't quite genuine. I'm not as interested as some seem in that you eat something from over a hundred fifty years ago, but having a description seems good.

Glad Phil came along for this ride

Steve, perhaps you should try eating Adam and Eve's apple

@sweetberries4611

5 жыл бұрын

You picked nice username to rickroll people

@lockejawe4050

5 жыл бұрын

So underrated...

@Erfierazgzb0ss4u

5 жыл бұрын

*Local man eats a literal fuck.*

@blvp2145

5 жыл бұрын

@@sweetberries4611 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

@JSSQuelloAutentico

5 жыл бұрын

"Tastes... sinful"

it's one of the few remaining..... >eats it

@personalaccount186

6 жыл бұрын

They're not horribly rare, there have been thousands of crates full of 4-6oz hardtack trackers unearthed still in edible condition from the American Civil War.

@brianporter138

6 жыл бұрын

Where can you buy them?

@prussianblue3144

6 жыл бұрын

brian porter Don't know, but I've made some with flour and water, it's really simple to make.

@theskyspire

6 жыл бұрын

Don't let this guy around unicorns.

@Edgewalker001

6 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of fridge mystery food events from Persona 4. "This is one of the few remaining pieces of hardtack from the American Civil War, multiple generations of people have lived and died since this thing was baked." ".........Eat it?"

This is amazing, we are watching it for homeschool tomorrow, then making hardtack.👍👍👍👍👍👍 Update: we made the hardtack. My daughter even ate some. She loves onion soup so we can reconstitute them in that. I did not make her watch a "how too". I researched that myself and she watched this and found it much more interesting

@jennybtx

3 жыл бұрын

That is awesome. Very cool project!

You sir are a brave and wonderful man, love your work.

153 year old maggot crawls out of hardtack Steve: Nice!

@cov9238

4 жыл бұрын

nice hiss

@devinpetersen2387

4 жыл бұрын

*Extra protein.*

@mikehartsook5281

3 жыл бұрын

MAGGOTS ARE GOOD PROTEIN. WHERE'S THE SOW,BELLY

@Chuked

3 жыл бұрын

*H I S S*

@jackd.gibeau5013

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe thats why it tasted like moth balls

You are what you eat, and therefore steve is going to live forever

@ztm454

4 жыл бұрын

Steve can only die once killed by someone worthy of eating himself to absorb his power

@daltonjessiebutler1092

4 жыл бұрын

Or at least 153 years

@elyonkunda6772

4 жыл бұрын

I must be trash then

@form4li7y

3 жыл бұрын

If that were true I would eat that Hardback too!

@mayanktripathi8726

3 жыл бұрын

@chinesebassman more like bat?

I was starting to really get hungry during midnight listening Townsends videos as I was working. So switching to this killed my appetite really fast. Thanks! I hate eating at night.

I heard of you and the 150 yro hard tack test you did on the History Guy channel and you did not disappoint.

Steve's trademark: "I'm not doing-- Hmm. Well..." *proceeds to do it*

@MrCrazyjayh2010

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was "let's get this out onto a tray...nice mmkay"

@raisa_cherry33

5 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

@animecollegeguy

5 жыл бұрын

But did it make a nice hiss?

Someday I totally expect him to pull out a piece of mastodon meat and stone knife.... "B.C. ration , let's get this on a stone.... Nice!" Lol

@qu4980

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@Bothrops_Asper_89

3 жыл бұрын

Russians found a mammoth in the 60s that still had edible meat. Shitty, but edible nonetheless.

@Scratchingforcash

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Chuked

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bothrops_Asper_89 I mean if ur hungry

Me: I'm hungry gonna get me something to eat. (drives to a Diner) Steve: I'm hungy.. (drives to a Junk Yard)

Dude, that was awesome! Thank you for eating this 153 year old ration. It’s incredible that this hardtack is still “edible”.

Every video summed up: "ewhh ahhh horrible" *continues eating*

@simpsonfan13

7 жыл бұрын

He needs a shirt with that on it.

@robbert-janmerk6783

7 жыл бұрын

"Ewwww" "Hmmm"

@bulletsxdame

7 жыл бұрын

Robbert-Jan merk "Ewww, hmm, alright! That's not edible, I suppose." *takes another bite*

@joergsprachsprechen8214

7 жыл бұрын

"nice hiss"

@wulfrir8607

7 жыл бұрын

Enzo Ciarlini *nuclear bomb explodes* "nice hiss"

Quarantine: Day 1: Netflix Day 123: Dude eating a Civil War cracker that tastes like mothballs and library books

@MrSeekerOfPeace

3 жыл бұрын

Steve is the only person that could survive 400+ days of isolation.

@speaklifegardenhomesteadpe8783

3 жыл бұрын

ROFL 😂😂😂

@spgoo1

3 жыл бұрын

Such feels

@Chuked

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrSeekerOfPeace that’s me

@HMGarth

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder how often he eats mothballs and old library books...😄

Steve's digestive system: "Steve, wait! I know you're curious, but please just walk away from that hard tack. No Steve! Do NOT take another step towards that 150 year old biscuit. Please, you promised you wouldn't do this to us anymore, Steve, stop bringing it towards your mouth, no STEVE STOP FUUUUUUUUUU"

I'm a big fan of both Steve1989 and The History Guy and the mention from History Guy today was wonderful.

**forgets to click record**

@giovannialicea5438

5 жыл бұрын

Damn that would've been tragic

@nicoanony

5 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@dman1772

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@sora64444

5 жыл бұрын

KZreadr kill himself after eating a piece of Bread without recording

@dennisallport5704

5 жыл бұрын

Epic

While normal people throw out bread that is a few days past the expiration date, here's this guy....

@isabelsunderland693

6 жыл бұрын

Noah Qiu Foods these days are filled with so much crap

@IbnulSharar

6 жыл бұрын

lol

@slobodaanopuvic6805

6 жыл бұрын

That expired bread is excellent for ducks

@firepower7017

6 жыл бұрын

dxjohncenacaz That is a breeding ground for mold. I don't wanna end up with some mysterious disease the hard tack may have caught during it's life

“One of the few remaining.” So much for preserving history.

@grandstrategos1144

3 жыл бұрын

@U.S. Militia The video in of itself preserved history.

Steve is a brave man. He truly suffers for his art.

Rumor has it, Steve's colon is actually a length of copper pipe.

@kabob0077

5 жыл бұрын

Todd P I wouldn't be surprised...

@thereforeayam

4 жыл бұрын

tweeeeeeeppp!!!!

@qu4980

4 жыл бұрын

Dead

@form4li7y

3 жыл бұрын

His stomach acid must be off the charts too!

You're literally going to shit history that's amazing

@GymChess

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@TheJazehn02

8 жыл бұрын

you should do some type of Q&A

@CJDubbs

8 жыл бұрын

that's awesome! 😄

@deedeemooreco.2304

8 жыл бұрын

😂

@kijuma7520

8 жыл бұрын

But but after the first turd is out won't he be shitting on history? O:

I am cooking old library books and this video really helped me. I will definitely grab 1863 Civil War Hardtack next time

One of my favorite ration videos yet... I think you've made history with this one lol..

You have to be shitting me. That's some Abe Lincoln shit right there

@shadowfillystudios8404

8 жыл бұрын

Litterally (not the shit part)

@pixiniarts

8 жыл бұрын

He will be shitting you, well the weight equivalent when that hardtack hits his intestines...

@maxtheleopard

8 жыл бұрын

+pixiniarts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@SchoolRumble4ever22

7 жыл бұрын

+pearlmax finally someone who understands

Never clicked a video so fast in my life.

@dakotajackson213

8 жыл бұрын

HEYOOOOOO

@LGR

8 жыл бұрын

likewise

@FriedPancake-gt3ij

8 жыл бұрын

+Lazy Game Reviews Clint, what are you doing here?

@Dream25_

8 жыл бұрын

Holy shit it's protomario.

@MrGoldassassain

8 жыл бұрын

its about time u showed up proto lol

Goddam i love you steve u have no idea but ur videos actually helped me get through a really difficult time in my life ur entertainment provided a distraction for me that honestly i needed so bad i hope ur doing well

The fact I love history and Phil Collins.....and you have his No Jacket Required album....makes me want to get to watch more of your videos. It's been a while.

Most people say maggots, I say protein.

@trk4973

7 жыл бұрын

Making gains by any means

@smokedchedda1421

6 жыл бұрын

Gotta do what you gotta do to survive.

@gusthemouse4120

6 жыл бұрын

My mom used to tell me they could get into your skin the way ghosts walk through walls 😂😂😂

@TheAfterHoursLV

5 жыл бұрын

Everyone is saying what you’re saying in the comments here.

Here I was scared to eat a can of Campbell's soup from 2017!

@lovesallanimals9948

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao!!!

@ra_alf9467

4 жыл бұрын

Me with a can of 2018 sardine

@yaboiskies5957

4 жыл бұрын

Milk expired yesterday i threw it out

@fernbedek6302

4 жыл бұрын

1 year overdue is probably dangerous. 150 years overdue and anything poisonous died long ago.

@jesusramirezromo2037

4 жыл бұрын

Canned food can last much longuer than its expire date as long as there is no damage on the can

Chubbyemu: S1989MREI is a 30-something year old man, PRESENTING to the emergency room complaining about difficulty swallowing, muscle weakness, double vision, drooping eyelids, blurry vision, slurred speech, difficulty breathing, and difficulty moving the eyes...

Steve , you absolutely cracked me up with this one. I love how you had a sense of humor about it, 6:20 and 10:20 were hilarious. Thank you for fulfilling the question so many people wonder about!!! I agree, and I love your decision to donate the rest to a museum, and this is like a museum entry for everyone on the internet to see. Thanks for eating & thanks for sharing! No stomach pain after?!

This dude its like the Joy of Painting of MRE's.

Steve: *eats 153 years old biscuit* Steve: *rushed to hospital* Doctors and nurses: "Ah shit, here we go again"

@initialx5289

4 жыл бұрын

Brent Kaiser mkay

@Ideo7Z

4 жыл бұрын

Doctor as he's inserting endoscope to check upper gut: "Nice Hiss"

@RTYB

4 жыл бұрын

"Let's do an insertion".

@cl844

4 жыл бұрын

covid1819....

@Stradar

4 жыл бұрын

@@indiegear Steve lets out a hiss....... Nice Hiss the Doctor says LOLOLOLOL!!

"Wow this is something special today, we have a loaf of bread and fish made by Jesus over 2000 years ago. Lets get this out onto a tray. Nice."

Probably broke a tooth off eating it ... I watch these video's when I need a pick me upper. I end up every time in tears of laughter. God Bless you dude. You got guts !

Strangely attracted to Steve and his strange eating choices.

@apriltheghost2009

8 жыл бұрын

Me too.... Me too....lol

@vackradelfin

8 жыл бұрын

Lol good! I thought I was being strange

@UgandanAirForce

8 жыл бұрын

my ass isn't old, but he can eat it

@apriltheghost2009

8 жыл бұрын

+Joshua Rathbun (IDon'tSellCoke) ok......

@vackradelfin

8 жыл бұрын

I have so much love for this comment 😂😂

I can smell the hardtack in the air tonight

@TJ-di1iq

5 жыл бұрын

Lol i noticed that

@Tolson2024

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@TheTobes99

4 жыл бұрын

Oh lord

@alexanderdavis5350

4 жыл бұрын

The small humor Lol nice one

@vvmax4375

Жыл бұрын

Looking for any comment on the copy of No Jacket Required in the background

I just realized I've watched this channel a bunch before but I had to check this one because of The History Guy just mentioned eating this old hard tack

Came from Tasting History(great channel) on his video about Hardtacks, He said there's a video of a guy eating centuries old hardtack, and I immediately thought "is it steve1989?". I am so glad that I was right