"man struggles to understand the concept of pen and paper"

@KevinChristie1988

4 жыл бұрын

So it's not a word if you write it down is it lol?

@TitanUnleashed7

4 жыл бұрын

KevinChristie1988 but if writing counts then so must typing into a keypad

@thatrandomplayer8827

4 жыл бұрын

@@TitanUnleashed7 i dont think judliat counts as a word

@tomastorres1816

4 жыл бұрын

Man reluctant to change will not learn sign language even if his life depends on it

@TriCutNinja

4 жыл бұрын

@@marcuswatson4910 R/Wooosh

Imagine 3% of your relationship is just you brushing your teeth.

@haruyes2598

4 жыл бұрын

43 minutes each day just to brush your teeth

@alteo8588

4 жыл бұрын

@@haruyes2598 xD

@Job-westinga

4 жыл бұрын

XDgamingz bruh

@elio_fay

4 жыл бұрын

XDgamingz I spend 30 😭

@boithisisntreddit9677

4 жыл бұрын

What about breathing

Couldn’t he just learn sign language with his wife? That would make them closer and save his life

@iowsiam492

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh, just write on paper

@Hello-qg4yk

4 жыл бұрын

Tirewrench still uses words

@iowsiam492

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hello-qg4yk it never says that writing counts, it only mentions speaking

@TimothyRichard12345

4 жыл бұрын

Tirewrench But the doctor never specified that writing was allowed and it’s not like he could ask without using words so why take the chance?

@WhyAreYouUsingThisHangle

4 жыл бұрын

How about simply writing

“In the end, Stanley decided the best thing to do was to just not tell her, and see how that went.” uh, okay then Stanley

@PotatoMateYT

3 жыл бұрын

“This story is about a man named Stanley” Get that reference?

@canozanakarsu329

3 жыл бұрын

@@PotatoMateYT no please enlighten me

@slurpdeedeedee

3 жыл бұрын

@@PotatoMateYT No I don't.

@roblue5470

2 жыл бұрын

@@PotatoMateYT the stanley parable

I thought the four dreaded words was "I want a divorce."

@sammyct2004

4 жыл бұрын

Wan Azleezam same

@kaushikdas47

4 жыл бұрын

Haha. Me too.

@dorsalispenile9891

4 жыл бұрын

L M A O

@FlyingTroy

4 жыл бұрын

I had said it in my head ffs I was so pissed

@thomasyoung3503

4 жыл бұрын

John.

I thought the twist would be he actually wouldn't die and would instead go home to find that the doctor was sleeping with his wife

@AaronEllisOfficial

4 жыл бұрын

Haha.

@SaR3News

4 жыл бұрын

Would've made much more sense.

@franklinowensiii2740

4 жыл бұрын

I was hoping... But I like this ending more lol

@ilikelobsters.2376

4 жыл бұрын

Marcus Katich same

@jonbon8277

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a even darker turn

as an introvert, ill live 5 million more years if i got diagnosed with this thing.

@bagel9542

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@yocto7082

3 жыл бұрын

nah you wont

@ive_changed8403

2 жыл бұрын

Haha 😆 that's hilarious! This needs more likes!

@mananaron8469

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@bjb7587

Жыл бұрын

Find the right doctor!

“He spent the whole night yelling Julia at a nearby duck” Ok then

@SuperGarryGamer

3 жыл бұрын

*Jugliet

@sheepyjames2264

3 жыл бұрын

* Dog

@fatititititi

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperGarryGamer lol

@its_lucky252

3 жыл бұрын

500th like lol

@emkay1769

3 жыл бұрын

and he still managed to count them all after 12 beers, impressive !

"Man struggles to realize he is immortal"

@iCat4Ever

4 жыл бұрын

Novacification ikr

@EGbean2

4 жыл бұрын

40% sleeping, 3% brushing teeth. So if he sleeps 8 hours, that's 48 minutes spent brushing teeth

@fern21

4 жыл бұрын

@@EGbean2 HeDidTheMath

@eight779

4 жыл бұрын

Watch Jack and Dean's "The Last Supper"

@theflash9735

4 жыл бұрын

@@EGbean2 *43.2 minutes, because 40% of his day is spent on sleeping, which amounts to 9.6 hrs instead of 8 hrs.

“In a world where texting was never created”

@justinlaspada5625

4 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic tripped me tf out

@cordeliacuthbert

4 жыл бұрын

Joshüa 115 he dies after using 1500 words, no matter if spoken or written

@bugeatbark

4 жыл бұрын

@@cordeliacuthbert what if he cuts a bunch of little squares of paper with letters and rearranges them into words and so it can only be a one time word payment because he only writes the letters once

@sbsb147

4 жыл бұрын

@jchc VV emojis

@acroissant3721

4 жыл бұрын

Or paper...

Amazing how he could keep count on the words he had left when he was drunk. Simply amazing.

@thewokeabout

7 ай бұрын

Stop breaking the 4th wall!

The quiet kid: I’m about to live a really long life

@Teemo147

3 жыл бұрын

I'd suddenly get my voice back

*1 word left* (phone call lady) "hello there" (man) "hello" Crap

@amirhamzah9332

4 жыл бұрын

General Kenobi...

@luisgonzalez2317

4 жыл бұрын

@@amirhamzah9332 You're a bold one...

@qlvinc

4 жыл бұрын

Texting: *_Am I a joke to you_*

@FELLABORIS

4 жыл бұрын

iShroom oh darn

@esam4744

4 жыл бұрын

General...

Imagine if he talks in his sleep

@GWKrae

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao homie bout to die in his sleep

@knightcrawler1999

3 жыл бұрын

‡ † Naruto † ‡ not a bad way to go out tbh

@connorlucas1064

3 жыл бұрын

Thought that lol

@Cheeseburger-xv4up

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@canofcreamsoda2211

3 жыл бұрын

Think id rather go out that way tbh

That man should have become a writer, then he wouldn’t ever have the right words and get stuck on a single plot point for the rest of his life.

@janetDT1904

3 жыл бұрын

as a writer, I salute you! Yass!!! Hate writer's block xx

Doctor: sir I’m sorry to tell you this but, you have five words left to live. Patient: sorry, can’t you repeat that? Doctor: Bruh

@nepwa

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDesperateArtist no?

@elliottharrisonellbot2814

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDesperateArtist it's 5 words not six

@house30house

2 жыл бұрын

you meant can, not cant, is it?

doctor: "You have 1500 words left to live." A suicidal: "i'm beginning to feel like a rap god"

@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf

4 жыл бұрын

@Jack B lmao

@godofthecripples1237

4 жыл бұрын

This is the definition of a cursed comment

@annyelilith1100

4 жыл бұрын

Not funny somehow when a suicidal person (me) reads it

@angelicawiley6434

4 жыл бұрын

@@redproject5450 uh, i dont think thats how it works but okay

@afranbmag118

4 жыл бұрын

@@annyelilith1100 grow a pair maybe?

Doctor: You have 1500 words left. Use them wisely. Man: Uses 1450 of them in less than 2 minutes.

@nuclearcatpotatoe3714

4 жыл бұрын

did he sing rap god in the doctors office off screen?

@Mystic-Lemon

4 жыл бұрын

andyyy wu yeah like tf..

@nikoletaniagolova

3 жыл бұрын

This is how most people spend most of their days, recklessly. Until they run out of time. I think in the movie the last words are a metaphor for last days of a person's life

I love that the doctor's letter to his wife is in doctor's handwriting.

Wife: We need to talk... Man: i cant

You have 1 word left Him: Yes

@QED_

4 жыл бұрын

@Gaming Gamer: Exactly.

@dillpower

4 жыл бұрын

or You have 1 word left Him: Ok

@SILVER77274

4 жыл бұрын

Do you not really get what happened there?

@scruf2002

4 жыл бұрын

@@SILVER77274 every1 does

@jasonyoung7705

4 жыл бұрын

Great, now i know how it ends...

Me, a mute: those are rookie numbers kiddo

@cringystingy8025

4 жыл бұрын

Rip

@alibabaalibabababa3064

4 жыл бұрын

f

@iibluepearlii8765

4 жыл бұрын

*you have 1,495 more words left*

@zynifi

4 жыл бұрын

You actually a mute?

@jinxbtw1942

4 жыл бұрын

@Parma zyxwvu damn I dont know how to feel about this comment

“How much would you like to say before you die?” Him: “Yes”

Solution: Cut out your vocal cords and pretend it was “accident”, he would then have a reason as to why he can’t talk to her, and then he could learn how to without words. And then he could also be immortal as he couldn’t talk

@dnh3005

4 жыл бұрын

Joshua Bennett he will die of olderness

@harleyokeefe5193

4 жыл бұрын

dnh300 nobody dies of "oldness" you fool

@mrlank4325

3 жыл бұрын

@@harleyokeefe5193 but people die of old age

@harleyokeefe5193

3 жыл бұрын

YESSIR no such thing, people die of something not just because they’re old

@mrlank4325

3 жыл бұрын

@@harleyokeefe5193 I always thought that when people die of old age it's because there so old there body stops working for eg like the heart

Stanley’s problem isn’t that he has 46 words left to live. It’s that he’s too simple to realize we have other ways to communicate besides the use of our vocal chords.

@7yep4336dfgvvh

2 жыл бұрын

I think writing woukd stkll count as words

@williamsurj7863

Жыл бұрын

Well, you can use sign language

@Alessandro-lx1ug

Жыл бұрын

@@williamsurj7863 still words

@GeeRat5

Жыл бұрын

@@7yep4336dfgvvh He typed her name and it didn't kill him

@seaandstorm

Жыл бұрын

That doesn't make for a compelling narrative though, does it.

Couldn't he have written it down on paper?

@religion_of_rage

6 жыл бұрын

my thoughts exactly. Still funny tho, and sad, and amusing, and unfortunate, and many other things

@anotherweekmusic7282

5 жыл бұрын

I think that counts

@donelleglatt

4 жыл бұрын

Words are words, no matter how you say them.

@LuisBrown

4 жыл бұрын

Perhaps an Artificial Intelligence in the form of a chatbot would have saved him some grief.

@Dr3amtime

4 жыл бұрын

@@anotherweekmusic7282 It didn't count when he typed Judliet.

This film is a perfectly clear realization of life being way to short to not let the one you adore the most know “I love you”.

This was an amazing depiction of how we in general do not think before we speak, even if our life depends on it. Amazing work! I hope I one day get to work with you guys and act in one or a few of your shorts.

@eugenetswong

5 ай бұрын

Great insight! I appreciate the "horrible" ending, because it was humourous, but for a real life situation, I do agree with you.

What kind of wife leaves him like that without even asking why he’s been acting that way???

@chunkymunkey9182

4 жыл бұрын

mine lmao

@KingofGermanic

4 жыл бұрын

I think she asked to talk and then he wouldn't and that's what made her kick him out

@Cetok01

4 жыл бұрын

Don't ask.

@wedgeantilles1498

4 жыл бұрын

Most of them.

@RayanKhan

4 жыл бұрын

Jugliat is one stone cold woman

Imagine teachers in school use this to make the annoying kid shut up

@alaskaball188

4 жыл бұрын

Suicidal kid: I'm boutta end this mans whole career

@luischavez1701

4 жыл бұрын

Savage Dude mine did and I came back to it because I liked the ending

@TestTest-zt1lx

4 жыл бұрын

YOU HAVE [THIRTY-TWO] WORDS LEFT, TIMOTHY, SPEND THEM WISELY.

In an alternate universe: 1)EMINEM is diagnosed with this disease. *1 second gap 2) The End.

@bagel9542

3 жыл бұрын

ok

@yocto7082

3 жыл бұрын

???????????

I’m just gonna assume that he is illiterate and has horrible body coordination which doesn’t allow him to do sign language.

Get his vocal cords surgically removed, he will become immortal

@redshirts4757

4 жыл бұрын

Right!

@dickurkel6910

4 жыл бұрын

No one wants to be immortal. If I could choose to live for eternity or die now, i think any smart person would die now.

@mayonaise48

4 жыл бұрын

Dick Urkel any smart person would choose immortality

@vishnutejakollana6721

4 жыл бұрын

Lolll

@gearshift7174

4 жыл бұрын

@@mayonaise48 is it really smart to grow old and out of touch and have everyone u loved and knew die during your lifetime and then when you are really old you forgot who was your mother who was your father what is your name you forget alot and time will pass very fast as well as you getting more and more scars and who knows you could end up without an eye, arm, leg, etc and forget you ever had one

"If your really struggling call this number" *bruh.*

@jacksalt804

4 жыл бұрын

I need help I have 7 words left*dead*

@nebulawings

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacksalt804 that's 8. You broke the system.

@jacksalt804

4 жыл бұрын

@@nebulawings The 7 is not a word it's a number😏

@nebulawings

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacksalt804 LMAO HAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@cameronj5113

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacksalt804 Seven is a word

This is sort of like the movie, " A Thousand Words"

@Luka___

3 жыл бұрын

Im surprised not many people mention this

@zedekacosta1162

3 жыл бұрын

A thousand words but bad ending

@janetDT1904

3 жыл бұрын

I loved that movie :) Eddie Murphy was brilliant in it. I have "You, Me, WE" in my heart from that

Flamingo:Gets banned because he said "Yes" This Guy:dies because he said "Yes"

@specs.weedle

4 жыл бұрын

Flamingo was better when his content wasn't child friendly

@aneurysm.865

3 жыл бұрын

Who's flamingo.

@ichangedit1852

3 жыл бұрын

@@specs.weedle agreed

It was so sad when he got angry and said “YES!” Then realized.

@asulikeit216

4 жыл бұрын

I couldn't understand what question did she ask?

@rezer481

4 жыл бұрын

Abdul Ahad it was his last word, so he would like more time but him saying yes and using his last word got him dead instead of more time...

@delighteddinodoughnuts2626

4 жыл бұрын

Rigjt

@aragornsonofarathorn2170

4 жыл бұрын

exotic I was so shocked cause I wasn't expecting that! Like it was just so sad.

@vivienfeng7532

4 жыл бұрын

Sad

In a world were pens/pencils and paper weren’t invented

@_mannyornelas_

4 жыл бұрын

Well the doctor was using paper and a pen. So...

@peachykk3132

4 жыл бұрын

Kiro Sensei or phones

@booty_hunter4207

4 жыл бұрын

@@_mannyornelas_ he doesnt know how to use all that fancy doctor stuff

@mcterb7142

4 жыл бұрын

words are words no matter if spoken or written. I think it was meant this way.

@mysweetpepper

4 жыл бұрын

what about the business card, and the doctor writing a letter to his soon to be ex wife

From the beginning to the end, it’s a masterpiece, incredibly beautiful! I laughed so much till I cried! It sums up the human life of our time in about 9 minutes. The ones who’ve disliked it must have been offended by its truth, which also means it speaks to something much deeper than our superficial understanding... thank you.

@Yutah1981

2 жыл бұрын

what is there to be offended with? what truth is here that's offensive? I'm just frustrated to see an idiot like this and 'relationship' like this, is all, and I see literally nothing touching here. He's created the problem himself.

@pizzelle2

Жыл бұрын

@@Yutah1981 getting upset by this short is bizarre. Seek help

@Yutah1981

Жыл бұрын

@@pizzelle2 I've never said I was upset. You read too much into my words.

@monhi64

11 ай бұрын

@@pizzelle2you’re projecting a bit much there. Such an odd thing to bring someone to saying “seek help”

@blaketankersley2449

10 ай бұрын

Offended by it's truth, or the glaring plot holes that make the story suitable for only those with an IQ less than 50?

"He was running off with a local oncologist called Patricia" gave me flashbacks to *PATRICIA!!!!!!*

What about sign language?

@yeti9268

6 жыл бұрын

Everything is alright or just texting or word to speech

@saucelessbones5872

5 жыл бұрын

"signels" finger gose in ok sighn

@hellohowareyou9745

4 жыл бұрын

Or literally writing it down?

@hellohowareyou9745

4 жыл бұрын

@Sun Tzu II why would you learn a new language when you can just write it down, and those could also count as words depending on the definition

@Im_Not_Loss

4 жыл бұрын

Noah Hastings The sheer amount of ways you are not allowed to contort your hand for the rest of your immortal life

"What last words you wanna say?" "Yes"

@bookknight

4 жыл бұрын

Admirable

@korin9517

4 жыл бұрын

Akbar

@ohyeahyeah6974

4 жыл бұрын

Goodbye

@iSuRRendeReDuK

4 жыл бұрын

Flibble

@alexanderticonuwu7591

4 жыл бұрын

The N word.

I remember watching this the day it came out... back here again, still the feels hit different

“I’m beginning to feel like a rap god”

When he opened that dirt covered beer, I felt that. That’s a whole different kind of low.

@Gonnasifaherpewarts

4 жыл бұрын

It's an average Monday I'd say

@youbetyourwrasse

11 ай бұрын

I misread that as "love." I must be at a real low? Like rock-bottom? Heheeheh

Doctor: "You only have 1500 words left to live." Me: *exhales*... *inhales* "Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings But I'm only going to get this one chance...."

@scallywag1337

4 жыл бұрын

bruh the doctor would give you 1000 more.

@jamesmecs7627

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hell yhea XD

@ZigZagPower

4 жыл бұрын

Simma lamma dimma lamma bimma lamma kill banna

@vinimooraess

4 жыл бұрын

There is 1560 in rap god so he would even be able to finish it, like if you cried thats so SAD

@kissmeragdolls

4 жыл бұрын

Boy If you don’t I suma luma

"dimly recalls shouting the word Julia over and over again at a nearby duck" the things you do when you're drunk

Life asked him if he wanted more time and he screamed yes and then Life said no 😢

“you have 50 words left to live” “beatitude, pulchritudinous, soliloquy”

@robroyreport7242

4 жыл бұрын

Gratitude

@nahog7988

4 жыл бұрын

Longitude

@sohampalaiya2545

4 жыл бұрын

Solitude

@candlecall

4 жыл бұрын

@@nahog7988 Equator

@Cxore.58

4 жыл бұрын

Flatitude

This reminds me of a movie where everytime the man spoke, a leaf fell off the tree Edit: I found it, it's called a thousand words

@jamesmuthiani5680

4 жыл бұрын

Eddie Murphy. I know it. It was an awesome movie. I thought about it all along.

@darapichchanhuy7543

4 жыл бұрын

yessssss this is what come to my mind first . omg u watched that film too? wow .

@photeta8815

4 жыл бұрын

Matrix that’s what I thought 😁

@amanjohn7

4 жыл бұрын

I was searching for this movie... A long time ago...thanks

@misohoney1660

4 жыл бұрын

I wanna know what it looks like when he tells the longest joke in the world

Imo The ending shows that we shouldn’t open our mouth out of anger cause our own word might kill us before we even realize and too late to take our word back.

Represents life exactly like it is. You might pass away at any moment leaving things undone

@conor7802

4 жыл бұрын

Right ok

Mute/deaf people watching this like “OOOH GOD what a terrible tragedy!” Learn sign language mate

@isabelv483

4 жыл бұрын

exactly. was going to say that ever since the first few secs of the vid

@mr.notsocreative

4 жыл бұрын

360Noscoper 128 Well he can already move his hands freely without losing any words... so how the hell would moving them a little more affect how many words he says? And when did it say he couldn’t write anything?

@marpyplarpy350

4 жыл бұрын

@@dumvi3176 it said he couldn't verbally speak

@fartmast3r916

4 жыл бұрын

Deaf people can talk though

@valmeria

4 жыл бұрын

360Noscoper 128 yes but by hand not by a mouth.

I don't understand how that girl looks young and old at the same time!

@skydaddy4192

4 жыл бұрын

Who? Jugliatte?

@chrislovesannick

4 жыл бұрын

KZread University bingo

@f.m848

4 жыл бұрын

@@skydaddy4192 yep

@mordant221

4 жыл бұрын

13 or 30

@RichardStrong86

4 жыл бұрын

@@mordant221 You can tell the age of a person by how they define young and old.

Brilliant. It’s a flipped metaphor for contemplating the fact that for each and every one of us, our words are numbered. You may have already said your last words. Make them good ones just in case!

A man with can only say 1500 words: Sign language: Am I a joke to you

The twist: The doctor was wrong. He finds this out, and realizes that his marriage was destroyed simply by a fluke.

@IdiotStinky02

4 жыл бұрын

he finds out he still had 2 thousand more words

he actually said 1,450 words before leaving the doctor's office

@Pilafcg

4 жыл бұрын

Yup that's called denial And this is a very nice example of it

@Felix-xw6du

4 жыл бұрын

1,454

@SSJGhost_Wolf

4 жыл бұрын

Woah you watched the video too?

@sean5623

4 жыл бұрын

Idk if yall are joking or blind or sum it’s clearly 0050 and before that it very clearly went past like 1300

@PixelResolution

4 жыл бұрын

Bro Sean He had 1500 words left. He left the doctors office with 46 words left. That’s a difference of 1454 words said in the office.

I recently showed this short story to one of my friends. She is not my friend anymore. Thanks, Omeleto.

That’s how life should work, everyone gets 1 million words so all the quiet people live forever

There’s a possibility he had one more word left after that because he miss counted when he was drunk. So don’t be to sad :(

@toompyfloyd4074

4 жыл бұрын

yes please

@samvidas9599

4 жыл бұрын

No it counts automatically i think

@muchanadziko6378

6 ай бұрын

@@samvidas9599it doesn’t They clearly click it each time

Theory: What if the doctor made that all up and when he gave him the counter he armed a bomb (the counter) and when the counter hit 0 it would explode

@justsomeguy4553

4 жыл бұрын

That's a dark twist there

@Renjiro91

4 жыл бұрын

You can't click the counter on the last word though and it doesn't do that automatically. You won't click it if you're expecting to die.

@tecni-cal

4 жыл бұрын

@@Renjiro91 depends, they never said exactly how he would die. If it would be immediate or lingering

@Renjiro91

4 жыл бұрын

@@tecni-cal But if death comes by his pressing the button to reach 0, then he's fine and wondering why nothing's happened.

@xSlim

4 жыл бұрын

Killer Queen has already touched the counter.

my guy went through all stages of grief

At the end I thought it would get heartbreaking and then “yes!” *in his mind* : wait a mine-

"When a man was told he had 1500 words left to live he was speechless" missed chance

@ngiyezalapho4327

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I thought the next line would be

@emile_fa

3 жыл бұрын

He wasn't though. When he was told he used 1450 of his remaining words

The ending crushed me...

@attackonty1135

6 жыл бұрын

The Lost Boy It was Tragic

@TsaiSigh

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it someone plz explain

@grandpagaming4551

4 жыл бұрын

@@TsaiSigh He used his last word. He never got to send the message to julia.

@TsaiSigh

4 жыл бұрын

Coolios oof

@xavmarz755

4 жыл бұрын

It was more humoristic

This is the man who ignored his wife for like 2 years

"We need to talk" means "I talk and you listen." No problem.

“Any last words?” Me: “yes. Just three.” “.....ok”

@liambrooks8696

4 жыл бұрын

Wkuk lol

@PingPongFilms

4 жыл бұрын

Liam Brooks YESS I was waiting for someone to recognize that reference!! 😂👌

@liambrooks8696

4 жыл бұрын

@@PingPongFilms one of my favorite episodes. " Gimme the guns back" 😂😂

@jasyn197

4 жыл бұрын

"IF YOU DAAARRRE"

@nickwright4817

4 жыл бұрын

This was an unexpected surprise

This takes "any last words?" to a whole new level.

You may be laughing, but at some point you will have 1500 words left to live too.

Straight up, the funniest of the Omeleto short films I’ve seen, in fact, the funniest thing I’ve seen on KZread.

@liyakidane2085

2 жыл бұрын

I could not stop laughing! The scenes kept on coming & when I thought it could not get funnier the phone call at the end happened, which was the cheery on top.

"Dear Jugliat, so sorry I'm dead."

@axelpetersson5787

4 жыл бұрын

romlo and jugliat

@amritas2400

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@amritas2400

4 жыл бұрын

@@axelpetersson5787 LMAO

@imthatgayguy

4 жыл бұрын

Carrot 2 nah its, "rogmlo and jugliat"

3% of the day brushing his teeth? This dude brushes his teeth for 21 minutes twice a day.

@kpollardfreak1

4 жыл бұрын

I brush my teeth after every meal and when I go out and when I go to sleep and when I wake up in the morning so yeah.

@Hankyman583

4 жыл бұрын

@@kpollardfreak1 21 minutes a day is terrible for your teeth lmao. Are you eating 8 meals a day?

@coreblaster6809

4 жыл бұрын

@@kpollardfreak1 That's horrible for your teeth

@badshrooms1757

4 жыл бұрын

Yall still brush yalls teeth?

@bobulousspazz8949

4 жыл бұрын

@@badshrooms1757 lmao

He thought best not to tell her? Is he insane? Does he think mutes just can't have relationships?

This film was creative and interesting. Seeing how everything unfolded and went down, was unique in every aspect.

Whatifhesaideverythingsuperfastsoitdidntcountasasingleword

@rebecca5521

4 жыл бұрын

HotLemon Relief whahha live these comments

@jeffrey6067

4 жыл бұрын

just speak german lol

@Handhandme

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAH then he'd die halfway into that message

@paulg903

4 жыл бұрын

You just used 16 words

@randomgirl4062

4 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey Bucchianeri 😂

Him: says supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Doc: wait that’s illegal

@deadflashbros597

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Maraio and pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

@mmaraio_1250

4 жыл бұрын

Deadflash Bros lol

@taejunchang396

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch

@karamars8957

4 жыл бұрын

This is the longest word recorded ever. I remember my bestie in high school saying this to me all the time

@taejunchang396

4 жыл бұрын

André Marseu I know how to pronounce it and I always annoy my friends with it

Moral of the history: Even drunk people can count without mistakes.

if only this could be applied to reality that could be brilliant

"Man struggles to realise that saying letters one at a time doesnt count as words"

@DeathnoteBB

4 жыл бұрын

NIGHTFURY _21 yeah it does? Letters are words when said one at a time.

@smurphdoge3784

4 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB only a and i

@ihateyouall7026

3 жыл бұрын

SmurphDoge and o technically

@chrisleach909

3 жыл бұрын

@@smurphdoge3784 A, Be, Sea, I, Jay, Oh, Pea, Are, Tea, You, Ex and Why

@deathhwishh3072

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisleach909 owe and eye too.

Moral: you want to tell someone how much you love them when there’s no time (words) left. Don’t wait so long...

@MinoricioSerafim

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect!

@jabir5768

4 жыл бұрын

@Astra s humanzoned

"We need to talk" Him: **sweats profusely**

This was really deep... just maybe we are being reminded that we can communicate not only in words alone but also through gestures, actions ,whatever....

Doctor: You have 5 words left Me: we live in a society...

@coal4995

4 жыл бұрын

THAT ABANDONS US AND TREATS US LIKE TRASH!

What I got from this: Don't wait until you have no time left to tell people how you feel. Be honest with everyone. Love hard, live life to the fullest. When you're left with only 1500 words left, all you'll have is your own thoughts and regrets. Personally, I would spend my last words thanking everyone and telling them how much I love them. But why wait? Why wait when you're essentially staring death in the face to be honest with yourself and others? This helped me realize that I'm not being honest with myself, and I'm going to spend the day with my family today. Thank you.

@davidcampagna1595

8 ай бұрын

you're a very insightful person ben. keep on livin man

@venomshot2815

8 ай бұрын

Literally buy cards with words written on them or type everything out

@realmuru6365

7 ай бұрын

@@venomshot2815you don’t understand ART , Do You

Doctor : "You have two words left" Me : "Stan Loona"

@zedekacosta1162

3 жыл бұрын

Me

@urmyorbit3380

3 жыл бұрын

YES OMG

Whenever he counts a word in that counter, he gets closer to death, right? Just don’t use the counter anymore

At 3:55, I thought she was going to say "I want a divorce."

@onlyrick

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it would be "fasten your seat belts". Well, we were both wrong, eh?

@cyla7632

4 жыл бұрын

100th like

@metamodernsounds2163

4 жыл бұрын

“We need to talk” is far far worse than “I want a divorce”

@sinoroman

4 жыл бұрын

| At 3:55, I thought she was going to say "I want a divorce." me: same

@kenta9112

4 жыл бұрын

Same

*The doctor could've held him to prevent him from talking and wasting all those precious words on rants.*

@blockrapist1239

4 жыл бұрын

Funny how it was a lack of communication that caused him to, lose words

@robroyreport7242

4 жыл бұрын

Tapping my chest....

First of all, great film. Second,after watching it five times and still loving it I FINALLY GOT IT julia wanted a baby!! It explains so much, it gives meaning to that frustated and repressed yes more than just wanting to live, those were the 4 words he feared "i want a baby" (or "lets have a child" and its possible variants) and it helps understand why didnt he just went on using alternatives to speaking such as writing, what kind of father could live like that? Without being able to tell a son that he loved him or sing to her a happy birthday song or laugh. He just knew he couldn't do it and left her without explanation. It makes that yes have more weight.

@muchanadziko6378

6 ай бұрын

You do know that they are parents that are mute, right?

Love the cinematography, and a very original concept.

He should have gotten his vocal cords removed then he would be immortal

@socpuppet7584

4 жыл бұрын

There is an episode of twilight zone where pretty much that happens lol

@esther7976

4 жыл бұрын

Kenny McCormick what episode

@socpuppet7584

4 жыл бұрын

xxQueenEstherxx I’m not sure but I’m sure you can look it up and they have it on amazon prime video.

@funl

4 жыл бұрын

@@socpuppet7584 worst plug ever

@Samuel-ym8wz

4 жыл бұрын

I see thats why you don't rap anymore

Shouting “Julia” at a duck. Not the way you want to go out.

@timothysaldana8840

4 жыл бұрын

Nah I wanna go out like that lol

6:17 I can't stop but imagining what she would recommend if he had 2 words left

His anger consumed most of his words.

On some level Stanley was suicidal, as he was told he had only 1500 words left to live, and then managed to use up over 1450 of them before he even left the doctor's office. To see what he COULD have done instead, I refer you to season 2, episode 25 of the original Twilight Zone (aired April 28, 1961), called "The Silence". But I guess Stanley wasn't very bright.

@Deception975

4 жыл бұрын

That's the one about the guy who can't turn down a bet, right?

@QED_

4 жыл бұрын

@Deception975: I'd say . . . it's the one about the guy who wanted to regain his self-respect by showing that he could exercise self-control. And did so . . .

@Deception975

4 жыл бұрын

@@QED_ Ehh, potato tomato.

@Angora69100

4 жыл бұрын

@@Deception975 Potatoes and tomatoes are two different things tho

@Deception975

4 жыл бұрын

@@Angora69100 Yes, just like we were explaining the same episode two different ways.

You have one word left Him:

@mariogonzalez4928

4 жыл бұрын

No

@God-sv5ep

4 жыл бұрын

@@mariogonzalez4928 Dammit you ruined it

@Elkaramy

4 жыл бұрын

Kustom rAzor * awkward silence *

@DannyECO7

4 жыл бұрын

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

@arizonarangerwithabigirono1520

4 жыл бұрын

@@God-sv5ep God you just said damnit

LOL craziest, most genuine, movie-idea I've seen. Loved it.