These days, kids just get stupider and stupider.

@goatpriestess1202

9 жыл бұрын

stupider is not a word were you using irony ?

@jimmyrustler7432

9 жыл бұрын

Gavin Duane Sarcasm, that is, Good sir.

@goatpriestess1202

9 жыл бұрын

ok

@goatpriestess1202

9 жыл бұрын

wait my generation or the generation my generation will make

@cryotheamayzo5445

9 жыл бұрын

muffineevee What era do you come from that kids weren't the stupidest creatures in existence?

Many of these toys aren't even dangerous. They're just used in stupid ways.

@vriskaserket8997

9 жыл бұрын

Shelby McDeezie Most of them were for children. Do you really expect a child to use some of them correctly? Its not like they were trying to ruin the fun for everyone, but once again, they'er just children.

@vriskaserket8997

9 жыл бұрын

***** Indeed, but that's mainly because they don't know any better. That's why they have parents(but some of their parents don't feel the need to look at the toy before handing it to their child). So honestly, it's the parent's fault.

@thenewpav543

9 жыл бұрын

Shelby McDeezie I had several of these growing up and no problems. Stupid people is right. They weren't so much dangerous as they were tools of natural selection.

@aziouss2863

9 жыл бұрын

Shelby McDeezie those finger eating doll things ARE both creepy and deadly look at them !

@LiveLaughRock10

9 жыл бұрын

ssuo ben Those finger eating dolls really needed to be thought through all the way before being placed on the market. Scary..lol

"A time before toy manufacturers developed a fully-formed adult brain!" The way you delivered that sentence was spot-on.

who here have been watching his channel since his channel was called Danger Dolan? I have.

@rustyhangerabortions

5 жыл бұрын

I'm reporting this channel for hate speech.

@beingasag4391

5 жыл бұрын

@@rustyhangerabortions huh?

@milkymoo988

4 жыл бұрын

I only watched it when it was called Danger Dolan

@heathereibach5546

4 жыл бұрын

@@milkymoo988 same

@krisshaw9464

4 жыл бұрын

Wonder if anyone ever lost there ding ding in that cabbage patch doll

"Kill them to death" - Danger Dolan 2015

@omeagaplays7940

9 жыл бұрын

A True quote by Danger Dolan :)

@t3eth760

9 жыл бұрын

+Nick Grimes because when you kill someone, they die, killing them to death is like saying "he died a death" DOES DAT MAKE SENSE TO YOU?!

@samuelhurley9269

9 жыл бұрын

***** DAMN I JUST DID THIS, THOUGHT I HAD BEEN ORIGINAL

@huskythebrorh

9 жыл бұрын

***** Sounds like something John Freeman would say with his intelligent English knowledge.

@zelouchvilamprouge5596

9 жыл бұрын

***** It's true, people die when they are killed.

i fucking love how passionate hes getting with these

@emporiumworkers414

9 жыл бұрын

Same :D

@connorshipley168

9 жыл бұрын

Same :D

@Zerae_VRC

9 жыл бұрын

Same :D

@yendor016

9 жыл бұрын

Same :D

@girlsswagjaggerd6975

9 жыл бұрын

Me too *troll face*

Does anyone else miss danger Dolan? I always go back and watch a lot of them.

@blackjackson11

10 ай бұрын

i do the nostalgia hits HARDD

“Slip-N-Go to the hospital” 😂🤣

@RC-ek8gw

3 жыл бұрын

That one line, I don’t know why it’s so funny...

I ate a Lego once. I shit it out 2 days later.

@gabzkebabz-comedyandgaming4822

9 жыл бұрын

Ouch

@PeptoAbismol

9 жыл бұрын

GABZ KEBABZ-comedy and gaming Didn't hurt.

@VOKZEL

9 жыл бұрын

DOM Umm, is that supposed to be good?

@PeptoAbismol

9 жыл бұрын

Vokzel Videos Yes.

@VOKZEL

9 жыл бұрын

+DOM You must have a very successful life. :P

People pernamately DIE when they are killed to death.

@Mace2.0

9 жыл бұрын

***** yes

@KupKakes46

9 жыл бұрын

The Omnilution 2.0 No!

@Mace2.0

9 жыл бұрын

Stephanie Sawyer yes

@KupKakes46

9 жыл бұрын

The Omnilution 2.0 No.

@44MagnumNA

9 жыл бұрын

Stephanie Sawyer -queues the Sean Connery voice- Yyyess

I'm pretty sure you said "Kill them to death." Or is it just me?

@deceasedmutt

6 жыл бұрын

No I heardit too also I subbed to you

Ha; I found an Austin Magic Pistol in my great-uncle's attic. He said his dad took it away after he started a shed on fire. Everything worked out, and that shed is still standing. Yeaaahhh.. I dont know if he was honest about setting a shed on fire or not.

@yaboyblacklist2431

5 жыл бұрын

Probably not, being that calcium carbide + water = acetylene gas, which is HIGHLY FLAMMABLE.

@tyrabrooks7198

4 жыл бұрын

I 6

@aliengamer6668

3 жыл бұрын

You should test it

I remember some of these toys coming out, which honestly, didn't seem that dangerous. The bopper and magnetix we're actually quite safe if your kid wasn't an idiot.

@HeavyWeapons057

9 жыл бұрын

My neighbors owned about half of these and I owned magnetix when they came out. I remember my mom telling me to never swallow the magnets, and I of course didn't because I had a brain and good parents. The moon shoes where something the said neighbors owned, and to my knowledge they were used about 5 times before being forgotten in their basment.

@JMV12341

9 жыл бұрын

Me and pretty all my mates and cousins and stuff had magnetix lol we just all knew it was a toy and not food 😂😂

@heckbrother8242

9 жыл бұрын

Christian Castro ah yes, because kids were never idiots before

@GoodmansGhost

9 жыл бұрын

Viper Feronzie Spoiler warning: small kids are always idiots

@aappaapp6627

9 жыл бұрын

Same here. I actually enjoyed playing with magnetix with my family

25 people got killed to death.

@jeffreythepigmc

9 жыл бұрын

Man, thats too far. I mean kill them all you want. But to death? Jeez

@ZacharyDietze

9 жыл бұрын

And I use death to kill. g

@FreakyBomb

9 жыл бұрын

Ikr, so brutal

@11Cent

9 жыл бұрын

OMG its Ruthless riparioni

@noah.millsss

9 жыл бұрын

Who would kill someone to death? Psychos

am I the only one that heard him say. killed to death🙂😉😃

@ESTRELLAnails1

6 жыл бұрын

Anna H no your not the olny one i’m not trying to be rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodd🦄🦄🦄🐴🐴🐴 SO SOORY😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞

@lachelnderhund

6 жыл бұрын

marisol araiza np

@eddieswapinski1786

5 жыл бұрын

No

@milkymoo988

4 жыл бұрын

no you are not😉😊😋🤗😣😏😌😛🤤😩😬🤭🤓🤧

@zimmygirl777

4 жыл бұрын

Because people get killed to _life?_

a while back i did a slip and slide and everything was fine except for the fact that i got scrapes and sores on my chest from sliding on my stomach over the grass

@yaboyblacklist2431

5 жыл бұрын

Yup! Been there done that, and didn't feel good at all

@PolychromaticZero

3 жыл бұрын

Was on some grass, Was very sharp. Many bleeding cuts on both knees. Happened when i was 12.

I can hear your computer, Dolan. You can't hide your abuse of that poor creature forever

@giga898

9 жыл бұрын

***** "A fire alarm has been going off all night but I'm sure it's nothing" - Dolan's last words. RIP

@Arbysroastbeefjuice

9 жыл бұрын

***** Famous last words

@ZacharyDietze

9 жыл бұрын

He died from death of killing from his ears. g

@aleksandarkovacevic9496

9 жыл бұрын

philmon10ez Shit.. now I cant un-hear it

@basedream8168

9 жыл бұрын

***** i dont care what it sounds like im glad youre back

Magnetix are my childhood. I remember always carrying one of the pieces with me for some reason.

@MaddoxEzman

7 жыл бұрын

Nobody Nose I loved magnetix!

@meadowtownsend3139

7 жыл бұрын

Nobody Nose my childhood was nerf guns were my childhood I remember I carried one everywhere cuz I wanted to "protect myself"

@c4vnn

7 жыл бұрын

Nobody Nose be

@poisonapleproduction

7 жыл бұрын

Me too! :)

@hmmm344

7 жыл бұрын

Nobody Nose lol me too i remember playing my 1st grade soccer game with a magnet in my pocket Xp

that thumbnail is me when I'm wearing headphones and I click on a video on full volume.

8:01 R.I.P Jimmy “WE BOPPED HIS GODAMN FACE OFF”

Slip n slide more like slip n die

@ChrollosLeftEarring

8 жыл бұрын

u know UNDERTAIL

@saster6551

8 жыл бұрын

Slip n die Where adults can have so much fun (dieing)

@kivsohanavlogs4092

8 жыл бұрын

More like slip and slide not "slip n' die" and hi how are you

@ashthebadasskiller1295

8 жыл бұрын

YaYa!

@saster6551

8 жыл бұрын

it sounds fun daddy

I started laughing when he said stuff about the toys being dangerous and exploding and stuff. I thought that the laughter was normal because it was kinda funny. Then he said a buncha people died. I had to face a hard truth then. I'm fucking evil to the bone. You know why? I kept laughing.

@mark-oy1gz

8 жыл бұрын

I agree

@GazpachoMacho

8 жыл бұрын

I don't think you are. Not yet anyway. It's one thing to laugh at it even if you did know about it. It's another thing to actually see it happen and still laugh. Have you ever seen someone die before? For your sake I hope not. Not all ignorance is bad. Remember that...

@axellion9951

8 жыл бұрын

Me too

@xgetxsomexskillz566

8 жыл бұрын

same XD i love pain and i laugh at exploding stuff

@lysandercastiel5725

8 жыл бұрын

I laughed the whole way through the video.

Honestly the commentary from Dolan was so hilarious!

3:38 ''We have a word for that. Its called: *Stupid!*

@MittensWichen

3 жыл бұрын

yay it's me

Ok thank god its Dolan speaking

@MIC2077

9 жыл бұрын

andy bechdoldt drunk dolan that is.

@thenecromorpher

9 жыл бұрын

MIC2077 He sounds more stoned than drunk, lol

@zetro75

9 жыл бұрын

thenecromorpher

@zetro75

9 жыл бұрын

thenecromorpher He sounds like a very chilled Jim Jefferies

@15thejen

9 жыл бұрын

He's getting funnier

Oh look a toy! I'll give it to a small kid! Oh look he chocked to death! It's the fault of the toy makers for making such a horrible thing and it's not my fault for not caring about my kid!

@kusanagi395

8 жыл бұрын

so true

@cooladee

8 жыл бұрын

you spelled CHOKED wrong

@joycapulongful

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah! I am. Definitely not responsible for that kid it’s the toy makers fault for making the deadly toy explode, toxic, etc

@nicoleheart1586

6 жыл бұрын

SO TRUE

8:13 it's safe...until you ride it extremely fast into a round cage and it turns you to butter

This guy really made top 10's legendary

MAGNETIX were my shit! i loved those

@TVomgVT

9 жыл бұрын

***** Probably babies but the parents are also partly to blame to have those around babies.

@THBATCHALLENGE

9 жыл бұрын

The parents that buy babies miniature magnets. ARE...

@ferryvandregt12

9 жыл бұрын

I still have magnetix

@AJBone

9 жыл бұрын

I still have some Magnetix

@KobiPoage

9 жыл бұрын

Ashton Simuong IDIOTS

I remember moon shoes; kids broke their ankles with them. For some strange reason my mom wouldn't buy them for me. Maybe she wanted me to live into adolescence.....

@jonathanfeeley6072

7 жыл бұрын

Jon Davidson

@chantelleturnbull5961

7 жыл бұрын

Jon Davidson I remember having them actually and then mum chucked it out

@jondavidson9039

7 жыл бұрын

Vampiregirl cturn , wise mum....

@michaelmyers6262

7 жыл бұрын

Jon Davidson what

@CrimsonStarTeam

7 жыл бұрын

Jon Davidson God bless her. She did good.

I'm watching this 2018, I've following your channel since basically the beginning, I LOOOVE your comedic "style", makes me crack up every time. great job with the success of planet Dolan, will never forget the OG thoooo!

You’ve really changed since I last watched your videos (which was in around 2015 or 2016) and I’m not just talking about the profile picture (which is class) of the picture you use to transition from one entry of the list to another (which again is class) you’ve gotten more enthusiastic and I love it (and yes I did subscribe)

I owned 5 of the toys on the list, and I never had a problem.

@goosemcloose1654

9 жыл бұрын

k

@yourlordshrek7725

9 жыл бұрын

Guud fur yoooo!

@thesurvivor8409

9 жыл бұрын

Really? I figured you died.

@sponsoredbylildurk

9 жыл бұрын

Same

@1theemaxx

9 жыл бұрын

Razor Jett 😁

4:20 did he really just say killed to death

@saphiraluxray9606

8 жыл бұрын

How can you kill something to death?! xD

@RuruFIN

7 жыл бұрын

I did not see that coming

@starswirs6698

7 жыл бұрын

It was 4:30 not 4:20

@wardifcoil4524

7 жыл бұрын

actually it was 4:28

@sophianorris7351

7 жыл бұрын

Yes

"Socker Boppers! Socker Boppers! More fun than, a pillow fight! Blow 'em up put your hands inside, and get ready to have the time of your life!" xD I remember watching a commercial for those and that was it's jingle

I had Creepy Crawlers. I didn't burn myself, as they had made it so the moulds couldn't be taken out until cooled, but I probably inhaled a lot of toxic fumes. Crazy it was still around 30+ years after it was invented.

I have magnetix lol I never ATE them I make pyramids out of them.

@boxie9388

9 жыл бұрын

St.ChippyDog Robbinson ilymaniteu cunfermined aaaah

@st.chippydogrobbinson6002

9 жыл бұрын

Boxie Boo what?

@boxie9388

9 жыл бұрын

...illumaniti confirmed aaah. Get it noaww?

@st.chippydogrobbinson6002

9 жыл бұрын

Boxie Boo very much sir yes

@boxie9388

9 жыл бұрын

good but not a sir, sir.

Did you seriously say kill them to death? lmao.

@Bellringercameron

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it is like no sense

@myffyandlutube37

3 жыл бұрын

I make no sense. Wonder if there is a comment like this about me.

@Tailsexe-di3cm

3 жыл бұрын

F***

I remember the boxes that were called "police kit" or some shit like that, and some of them had plastic knuckles in them and someone in my school literally pulled one out and beat up his classmate. His eyes were bleeding and he was crying. Unfortunately they are still sold where i live and say ages 7+ with NO warning at all.

I miss Danger Dolan

I laughed when he said "and accidentally jumped off a cliff! What a loss!"

@mikeuchiha5972

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@ShrimpZipperz

3 жыл бұрын

When I has a kid we had a pair of moon shoes, and one time I almost landed wrong but instead I flopped to my side.

@kingofevilganondorfdragmir3319

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at that part

"kill to death" -danger dolan 2015

@kristinaangelina2494

9 жыл бұрын

😂

@MrSomebodyStrange

8 жыл бұрын

+Todd lidkea Kill them so hard that they die, resurrect and then die again.

@ilt255

8 жыл бұрын

XD

@Jasonificatiation

8 жыл бұрын

+Todd lidkea and how do you ascend toward a sunset?

@destinarky4289

8 жыл бұрын

WTF IS WITH YOUR PHOTO! ARE YOU WHAT I THINK YOU ARE?!

i feel like this should be one of the most popular videos considering I must've watched this video 100 times alone

Actually in the 1900’s, children wanted a Baby Talking Tattletale.

mommy I'm hungrey GIVE ME FOOD!!!!*eats her hair non-stop*

@michellemuniz6296

3 жыл бұрын

The girl: >_< The creepy thingy: *chew Chew* Swallow mama i snatched ur weave

They had magnetix in my school..... we were smart children

@vivzzzero

6 жыл бұрын

Giulaneenee Quni same

@stephanieclemons2362

6 жыл бұрын

Did anybody eat them

@vivzzzero

6 жыл бұрын

Stephanie Clemons no he sed they were smart

@-_space_--_noodle_-4701

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah me to...maybe that shows how much school's hate kids 😂

@sije934

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

4:27 "kill them to death" thats a but overkill

@demonpieofficial2261

4 жыл бұрын

Is that pun

This thumbnail traumatized me in the third grade. Good work Dolan.

"How did your kid die oh yeah we bopped his face off"-Dolan 2015

@robertahogan2312

4 жыл бұрын

"WE BOPPED HIS GODDAMN FACE OFF! But we had fun and that's what counts." -Dolan 2015

@aliengamer6668

3 жыл бұрын

I own a pair of those Peices of shit. They hurt

Essentially, why we can't have nice things because of stupid parents and/or stupid kids. Why do stupid people have to ruin things for the rest of us?

@robinv6461

9 жыл бұрын

LandauTST because they are stupid

@ConnellxSilverfur

9 жыл бұрын

LandauTST The majority of people are stupid, and thus, manufacturers must cater to the lowest common denominator.

@ZacharyDietze

9 жыл бұрын

And now, we make robots, only to get even MORE stupider, and possibly cause extinction within the next few centuries. Great job.

@reallyryan_

9 жыл бұрын

Because they are stupid.

@mdog4909

9 жыл бұрын

Ugh magnetix were amazing, STORY TIME: I never owned them but my cousins used to have one normal box and 1 glow in the dark, my bro almost swallowed one but my mom (who was paying attention) took it from him and shouted at him (lesson is: kids are stupid and will swallow anything, pay attention to your damn kids)

Oh, my siblings and I had that creepy crawler thing as kids. I think some of the toy bugs we made are still around somewhere.

"kill them to death"- danger dolan 4:39 btw make more of these video planet dolan this is the content that people like

I'm sorry for being insensitive, but maybe if adults knew that they were to big for a slip and slide therr would probably be no injuries

@alefoster700

9 жыл бұрын

Too* there* sorry

@camilaperez7805

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah ur right

@alefoster700

9 жыл бұрын

Now that's just being an idiot

@amberhutchins2395

9 жыл бұрын

I definitely agree o-o

@thegreatcatsby8249

9 жыл бұрын

*too

I was laughing through this video, not because people were getting hurt, but cause Dolan's sense of humor is amazing.

I love how sarcastic Dolan is

I have Magnetix home. I eat them as little kid and nothing happend.

"Kids would naturally eat these" Rofl lmoa It is like they will eat anything, ANYTHING if you throw it at them.

@originalname8123

9 жыл бұрын

***** *Anything*, you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@THBATCHALLENGE

9 жыл бұрын

OOOO. Anything. Slurrp.

@ZacharyDietze

9 жыл бұрын

Might as well put Lego on this list if that were the case.

@wesselv100

9 жыл бұрын

*****

@wesselv100

9 жыл бұрын

Original Name yes i was a kid once and guess what? i ate at the age of 4 ,tiny bits of rocks you heard me!!! ROCKS!!

Why Danger Dolan is awesome: 1) He makes good lists for many different topics. 2) He doesn't copy other's ideas and lists **Ahem, cough** *WackyWednesday* **Ahem, cough** 3) He always sounds drunk.

@stargazersdance

9 жыл бұрын

You should watch Penguinz A.K.A CriT1kal

@MULTIAPPLECATZRULEMLP

9 жыл бұрын

Sonicxlolz21 Why not? :D I see you are a fan of Danger Dolan too.

@stargazersdance

9 жыл бұрын

I am! :D

@kiayavickery789

9 жыл бұрын

Yes like for real

@user-xj2el4gw9s

9 жыл бұрын

Oh lol I always thought his voice was an accent or something

4:28 “kill them to death” *Ah yes, the floor here is made of floor*

OMFG the eater-doll, just think of the panic when you stick you finger in cuz of curiosity and then it just chops it off piece by piece

I found that sky ranger thing for sale I'm like wtf your selling explosives

@sub0sandwich32

6 жыл бұрын

TheGreatRSD you're*

@deborahvallery5467

6 жыл бұрын

I am glad these horrible toys have been recalled. Poor kids.

Dolan you sounded drunk af in this video

@digitalwest3449

9 жыл бұрын

And did Dolan just say "Killed to death"?

@adrianhenning3208

9 жыл бұрын

MKPolarIce i know he sounded drunk

@3rdDegreeBurNzz

9 жыл бұрын

MKPolarIce When doesn't he sound drunk?

@ARGaming6

9 жыл бұрын

MKPolarIce I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

@kristendavidson269

9 жыл бұрын

MKPolarIce he dose sound drunk

On a different note, I'm concerned about what kind of drugs the toy makers were on in the 50's and 60's.

@AsgardianQueen

3 жыл бұрын

Or really toy makers of any time before the 90's.

@AsgardianQueen

3 жыл бұрын

But even then, some 90's things were dangerous.

Dolan:What could go wrong? Me:EVERYTHING

this guy sounds like a drunk Australian robot

@mgic

9 жыл бұрын

HBliss no doubt

@rosenvitae

9 жыл бұрын

HBliss pls

@cain0089

9 жыл бұрын

HBliss that's why we love him

@zabbasz29

9 жыл бұрын

😂totally right

@defiant_ranger2245

9 жыл бұрын

I agree

The belt buckle gun... not the most... *appropiate* idea...

@greysonbourne

9 жыл бұрын

It teaches kids to always stay safe. (See what I did there?)

@chefcarson8893

9 жыл бұрын

I am on crack.

@kqay

9 жыл бұрын

+chefcarson good for you

@squidily1800

9 жыл бұрын

FAIRY TAIL

@aarongalloway9750

9 жыл бұрын

Erza Scarlet One could say the belt buckle gun went out with a *bang* huehuehuehuehue

Have you ever trodden on a piece of lego without slippers on?

@stancars9359

5 жыл бұрын

Yes I had to have my foot amputated

Noooo the bad 2015 logo

It's shocking what toy manufacturers could get away with then. I remember one day me and my grandfather went to an antique mall and I saw some toy guns that looked like the real thing. They even seemed to be made of metal and not plastic. Thank God I wasn't around during the time most of those toys were around.

@Tigron101

9 жыл бұрын

***** True

"All remote controlled air-planes have the potential to hit some elderly people, break their face or kill them to death." - Danger Dolan

Kids now: *almost die from eating tidepod* Kids then: "Wanna shoot something with a toy that is actually a firearm?" "No, my finger that I use for the trigger got eaten by my little sister's doll." "Okay. Maybe we can make insects with a toxic 150°F oven." "Let's just blow glass."

I had moon shoes as a kid. They were honestly fun, but it was honestly just better to just get a trampoline

I understand your point about that toy gun and school shootings and all but, YES, a lot has changed. Back then, when kids could essentially get a gun whenever, there were still no school shootings like today. Makes you wonder what DID change. Guns are HARDER to get, but school shootings are MORE common... things that make you go "hmmm"

@dbcnetwork6910

6 жыл бұрын

Bran onymous nerd u like yroomer

@thatlemonguy1107

6 жыл бұрын

RobloxPlayer53253 Playz nerd u like roblox

@stickmananimations4396

6 жыл бұрын

Necrosis Anlecedius the Dremora Warlord then hes not a nerd

@AmayzingJack

5 жыл бұрын

Where do I find this capgun belt

@jalynn8430

4 жыл бұрын

Hey i like roblox and if its dead then why 1b donloads huh ? Oh yeah im not a nerd im just smarter then u dummy

"Kill them to death" XD

@ikilledaunicorn5903

7 жыл бұрын

Lmao I know right? xD how can you kill someone to death? 😂

@fnaflover2860

7 жыл бұрын

Kates Fantasies why

@kanesmith1454

7 жыл бұрын

Alpha Humphrey o knock

@personanerd8933

7 жыл бұрын

Welp. You take a dead person... and you kill it again?

@colettewheatley5528

7 жыл бұрын

MC Love

The Glass blowing-Set for kids is my favourite, great idea!

Anyone remember zhu zhu pets? They had to get banned at my school because five different kids got them stuck in their hair and hat to borderline shave their head.

@alyssamendiola7622

9 жыл бұрын

I LOVED THOSES THINGS! Well until they got stuck in my friends hair..

@SmegmaGoblin

9 жыл бұрын

That happens to my sister 😲

@crystallineAurora

9 жыл бұрын

cybertree No theyre dead

@CookieChanMeoooow

9 жыл бұрын

actionvolcano I always hated that -.-.. As a kid, I just punched them off or just cut my hair with my hands. Now there in my room waking me up in the middle of night, I still like them though.

@emilymiller1072

9 жыл бұрын

I got one stuck in my hair too! And I stopped playing with them after it. Now they're lost in my sea of plushies and just randomly turn on, once in a blue moon.

I liked this channel better when it was like this... When it was Danger Dolan and not Planet Dolan.

@peridaniel8265

7 жыл бұрын

I feel that in some ways the channel got better after the change and in some ways it got worse

@MaggieVenhuizen

7 жыл бұрын

I like it how it is now. More people give it more interesting commentary and stuff. But that's just my opinion.

@Treeeee2008

7 жыл бұрын

thanks again for the death of many people I mean that in a bad way!!!!!

@breathesinboi9639

7 жыл бұрын

*5:10* *ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!*

@promisefried5766

7 жыл бұрын

Legendary Mew OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who's still watching this video in 2017?

@desertsage4714

6 жыл бұрын

I am

@gorillaputty

6 жыл бұрын

3DS_Fell God- My Hope Will Never Die 2018

@lachelnderhund

6 жыл бұрын

3DS_Fell God- My Hope Will Never Die nope im from 2020

@obhsuls4628

5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to 2018

@obhsuls4628

5 жыл бұрын

Im in the future

The sarcasm is strong with this one.. 😂

I had magnetix! I put one in my mouth and then another on my face and it connected! Funny until it splits your fucking lip trying to get it off.

@Lukas19360

9 жыл бұрын

I used to do that just with my palm and top of my hand lol

@liamgallagher9939

9 жыл бұрын

I ate a magnetix once.

@SymmetricsAudio

9 жыл бұрын

***** So was mine. A quotation of self. Sage words to live your life by.

@LordSparkleBottom

9 жыл бұрын

^ gaylord

@LordSparkleBottom

9 жыл бұрын

Don't listen to him he's a keyboard tough guy, he will try to look like he's the best *sets up chair to watch*

A toy without an off... YOU ALWAYS INSTALL AN OFF SWITCH!

@spikeman102

9 жыл бұрын

If i ever had a toy like that I would have a knif with me

@ayeforgot8645

9 жыл бұрын

Is that a fantasy of yours?

@Mario2Master

9 жыл бұрын

It was too big to fit inside so I resorted to vitamin waters

@ayeforgot8645

9 жыл бұрын

Oh, it's more than fantasy!

@rachieru382

9 жыл бұрын

Clearly the people who made it were super villains. They made a toy to harm children and removed the "abort button" so they couldn't be stopped. Unfortunately, they didn't realize that this is the real world where a secondary button exists: THE LAW-SUIT!!! Dun dun DUUUUNNNN!

3:06 no,don't just smash it to dust,rip it apart,burn it,destroy it in any way possible

The good days of Dolan.

Why does that science kit that had uranium in it never show up on these lists?

@jamez6398

9 жыл бұрын

Nice Meme Because you can swallow it :D

@ghostiality1212

9 жыл бұрын

I guess he tries to be original since that "toy" is number 1 on many lists.

@Shyolite

9 жыл бұрын

Nice Meme probably too easy, ive seen a lot of top 10's do it.

@FishkusCZ

9 жыл бұрын

Nice Meme I do believe it was already in a different countdown he made. But I agree that he could have mentioned that "toy" again.

@MadDemon64

9 жыл бұрын

Nice Meme I thought that was a joke made up for cartoons!

I had the moon shoes (which doesn't count because my mom only allowed me to walk in them and not jump at all )I was 7 with those. I had those magnet things WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT HARMFUL BECAUSE IT SAYS ITS FOR LIKE 10 and up and you need adult super vision . SO WHY WOULD A STUPID MOTHER LEAVE HER BABY TO PLAY WITH THOSE. GOSH , CONNECT THE DOTS ALREADY. 

@burgerking1562

9 жыл бұрын

Dots**

@freddyfazbear603

9 жыл бұрын

My sister has them and KNOW she's in the hospital my mother said let me go get something she bounced to high and landed on her ankle broken she cried and yelled while my mum and I were inside looking for what she needed stupid-_-

@8lavenderrose8

9 жыл бұрын

Those things hurt when you get your toe bounced on

@elenabroce3653

9 жыл бұрын

I had them too. I thought they were pretty fun cause your feet felt funny

@burgerking1562

9 жыл бұрын

Freddy Fazbear I know but I'm talking about my expieriencs. A lot of kids didn't get hurt. You just need to have the right age so you know how to control them -_-

No cap, second best video on the channel

3:19 Me:* watches scene * Also me: wHaT wErE tHeY tEaChInG lItTlE bOyS bAcK tHeN!¡!¡

I lost it at 7:45!!

@JazzyAnasazi

9 жыл бұрын

AdorzAaliyahSince94 same XD LMFAO!

@shanesims1803

9 жыл бұрын

AdorzAaliyahSince94 Was not ready for it, even though I saw this comment

@BurdRocker2002

9 жыл бұрын

OMG XD

@SonanX

9 жыл бұрын

7:58 as well XDD

@awhappyguy388

9 жыл бұрын

Lol so did I

Wow... I actually had Magnetix as a kid... and the metal moon shoes... never thought I'd see something I owned actually make a list like this... let alone two... jeez... [Magnetix were, from what my memory tells me, fucking awesome though... as long as you weren;t eating them.]

@jawzey6663

9 жыл бұрын

I had socker boppers and the motorcycle

@xET3RNALxEVOx

9 жыл бұрын

TheGlitched64Reads i agree with the magnetix statement they were awesome

@GrantMC2

9 жыл бұрын

I still have some of my old magnetix's, but most of them are gone

@seanwhiteman9007

9 жыл бұрын

Grantas Macijauskas i still have 2 suitcases full of them, although luckily no one around me tends to swallow random metsl balls.

@seanwhiteman9007

9 жыл бұрын

Zachary Jorgensen​ Same here

this is probably my favourite episode

You finally pull yourself together

"When in reality, YOUR KID HAS FUCKING DIED" had me laughing my ass off

@WoodWorksArborist

8 жыл бұрын

yep

@oumarthebluegamerx1569

8 жыл бұрын

ikr! I was about to cough cuz I was laughing so hard

@riricuro9923

7 жыл бұрын

mommy and bad ass😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Memelord2020

7 жыл бұрын

Hi There And now you have to write on his tombstone: Cause of death: Fischer Price toy

Stept on a legoblock, almost died but i got better, ill have to take medicens now. Amen

@DrewskiTheLegend

9 жыл бұрын

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

@grymmrhoninn1855

9 жыл бұрын

Except for Lego bricks

@MegaFlyout

9 жыл бұрын

Now I can say I subscribed to Jesus.

@StrangeThingsHappenInAmerica

9 жыл бұрын

i am the jesus Stepping on Lego is not funny at all. :)

@Lucifer-jj4bh

9 жыл бұрын

i am the jesus awww you poor baby.

I remember sock Em Boppers. I remember my older brother launching me, him being 19 at the time and me being 6. but now that I'm 20 and he's 33, they're great, the field is a bit more level

Socker boppers had such a great ad! Too bad they were not safe!

broke my brother's toe with moon shoes X3

@brucegainz6648

8 жыл бұрын

Lmfao that's the shit around when I was a kid. ..

@bigman9094

8 жыл бұрын

I have a pair of moon shoes and A LOT of magnetix

@jeffreyjimenez3112

8 жыл бұрын

still have mine 😂 gave em to my son

@yinsoff4736

8 жыл бұрын

Who wants some moon shoes for the low low price of $75000? Real tear stains!

@gt.7092

7 жыл бұрын

Jessica Hollis I'll take them, hard to find a pair these days. Please reply back so I can get contact details.

Oh my god I had magnetics when I was three :o my parents told me not to eat them and explained why so I never ate them

@LucasFernandez-fk8se

8 жыл бұрын

My friends used to have moon shoes and they never worked lol

@JulianVic

8 жыл бұрын

Lucas Fernandez lol XD it never worked X3

@jakobomihajlovic2429

8 жыл бұрын

l8l

@Cortanis001

7 жыл бұрын

I had magnetics too when I was about 10... funny part is that I never NEEDED to be told not to put them in my mouth. Hell, I think I still have a box with them in it somewhere around here...

@nicorabi9414

7 жыл бұрын

One time I was given a magnetic that had a not wooden I don't know what the material was but it was a butterfly and I thought it was a biscuit so as soon as I was given it by a cousin I took a big bite. I had to spit it out XD

my new favorite quote " it killed them to death" XD

I love your videos so much

Remember when toys used to be safe? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

@ZacharyDietze

9 жыл бұрын

I had death from killing before I knew that, so no.

@fallenhw

9 жыл бұрын

Not a potato i remember when they were never safe LEL

@triplekings9517

9 жыл бұрын

Not a potato? Unless a potato is under that mask of yours, you're right.

@thanhamthuc3341

9 жыл бұрын

I don't wear a mask