My friend smashed his canoe into mine while he was looking at ducks. I spilled half my beer.

@buzzlightyear586

2 жыл бұрын

I tipped a canoe in a swift river at 13 yrs old, but my dad wasn’t even pissed that everything was lost. He was so grateful when he saw me and our Mexican exchange student who also served as the second mate. We could’ve easily been swept away and drowned. At least we didn’t name her Excellent and run up on the pier and destroy a crane😎

@Thepirireis

2 жыл бұрын

The horror!!😱🍺

@DanielVerberne

2 жыл бұрын

Stop the presses!

@IknowLots

2 жыл бұрын

@@buzzlightyear586 LMAOO

@danhammond8406

2 жыл бұрын

Alcohol abuse.... ahhhhhhh

I just imagine the tall ship captain yelling out "Sorry!" and pulling away

@Cbcw76

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Boy, for all that "strong wind", the ferry was able to EASILY reverse course. After the bridge crew had returned from lunch, or woken up, or whatever.

Totally didnt squeal when I saw this was posted 18 minutes ago!!! Ive been on a binge of your videos! 😂

It was so nice to see everyone run straight to that crane driver, and not be concerned about the crane♥️♥️. Glad he wasn't seriously hurt.

@Inkblot13

2 жыл бұрын

EDIT: I posted at first only after just seeing the first very large crane accident... Then when continuing to watch, I see which crane you are referring to. Ooops ! My bad ! Sorry! 🤦 Nobody was running towards the crane operator - they were all just running the hell outta there!!! They're trying to get as far away from mayhem as fast as they possibly can 🤣

A pleasant report with great detail. Not one of those screaming BS.👍

I love these videos!

This is a perfect example of a video that does not need commentary or B-roll to fill in the caps.

Thank you for showing new ones and more of some old ones!

Only thing missing in the second-to-last one is a boarding party kicking ass.

If you ever wonder how big the ships and/or cranes are all you need to do is watch the dock workers running for safety

@markallison4794

2 жыл бұрын

Now that Is a maritime tragedy. 😅

@kspen6110

Жыл бұрын

I was going to say something similar. You don't realize the size of the cranes until you see little tiny people running for safety.

I love good ship collisions.

I could swear I saw a video of those two cranes dropping that boat about ten years ago.

@zyenathalous

2 жыл бұрын

same here, but first time seeing the aftermath, tho. :)

Awesome video my friend.

haha "odes child" omg i can't, how adorable was that! 😍 it's pronounced "owde skild" or "owde shild". i think it's more about shields, and not about children 😂

@jamesmcnaughton5092

Жыл бұрын

I think you're the only one who finds this remotely amusing

Wow that’s crazy

Top content. I really like the way you cut and edit your clips. So much better than the click-baity, I'll-cut shit with badly written commentary that infests KZread.

well done.

The name on the (2nd ship)...or was it perhaps what the ship was saying? 'Excellent...I have completed my target of disruption and Chaos, now back to berth and hope no one noticed. Mwah hah hah.'

Yay

the 2 ships you showed first have been shown on many youtube videos already. i have seen that cruise ship more than 6 time on different videos

In truth, the only thing that matters is that no lives are lost and that physical injuries are completely recoverable, everything else is a matter for accident investigators, insurance companies, owners and lawyers! Despite phenomenal advances in technology, the majority of incidents are caused by the very people entrusted with the safety of the vessel. These seemingly inexplicable incidents occur with a depressing frequency and it is as though professionalism, good observation and sound judgment have takn time off!

This is so scary!😲🚢

That third ship was total destruction my goodness it's crazy

I litterally saw this 1 hour after it was posted and i was like... ÝYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS😎😎😎😎😎!!!! ur vids r grate the crane falls in me WTF

R.I.P House :(

Now Victoria = Was Victoria. Now Damaged.

Wow

Cna you do more massive tornado videos and include the 1900’s Welsh tornado

👍 👍 👍

The sea was angry that day my friends!!!!

@indowneastmaine

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Buddy!

@quicksilver462

2 жыл бұрын

"like an old man trying to return soup at a diner!"

@thekman1812

2 жыл бұрын

@@quicksilver462 LOL

What strikes me is the superficial approach to environmental disasters and how little people learn from them. It is evident that we need to change the way of doing things. We need radical actions and changes against these disasters. The people in these accidents all made it out alive and what about the environmental and ecological impact they had? What about the horrible landscapes because of unnecessary activities. To understand the meaning of "necessity" we have to have the ecological overview of impact and actual needs (not "wants"). Otherwise it's just recklessness. Way too often in our system people are trained to put "environment" as last concern, or some "negative externality" of secondary importance. We need "wisdom" to be again the way forward. Not reckless "progress".

Number 3 is either metal fatigue on old cables or too much weight.

I'll bet the house that Captin in Shanghai was never seen again especially when his toxicology report came back with extreme high level's of nicotine and tea caffeine. Ah uh, can't be doing that with the People's toy's in CHINAH.

😱😱

#2's Shanghai "giant cargo ship full of ?? SAND ??"... I kept hoping to see Mama T-Rex hop out or something.

@Cbcw76

2 жыл бұрын

Early 20th Century battleships still had a ramming bow built onto them, exactly for this chance that they'd ram enemy ships. But of course they lacked the giant sail structures for bandana'd crewmen with eye patches and cutlasses could swing aboard.

Two tall ships collide , what are the odds ?

@JC130676

2 жыл бұрын

Now all that's missing is someone shouting: "You'll remember this as the day you ALMOST caught captain Jack Sparrow!"

Irony! The ferry is not as “Excellent” as it advertises! 😱

Have seen this video not too long ago.

IntAIgor-Bait: Gratuitous comment for KZread interaction algorithm to keep this KZread Channel Subscription on my dashboard.

All excellent 4:00

Your Bonus could hardly be considered "catastrophic".

Oudeschild means Oldshield. Oude = old, schild = shield no child involved.

Me secretly planning all the shipwrecks like_(mmmmm yes I love it when a plane comes together)

@indowneastmaine

2 жыл бұрын

OK McDonnell Douglas

@markfox1545

2 жыл бұрын

Huh? What plane?

The costs of this are so much I can’t find my wallet cause it ran away.

Come in boat number three, your time is up....mind how you go.....dock......but not into the quayside!!! 😁

The reason for the crash is unknown but it's believed to be operator error. ..... Ummmm, ya think??? Maybe instead it was drunk pirates at the helm? Or perhaps eco-terrorists? Or I know a fault in the ships AI systems, yeah that's it. Wow.

Nasty mud water

Music name please

Old videos!

I mean…. They could’ve used the anchors…….

"excellent"..irony

Good Lord, I’ve seen better ship wrecks at Walmart.

Bateaux américain VS bateaux européens,on a la classe où on l'a pas !

Is actuly 1h ago

where were all the tugs in these events?

@Dan__W

2 жыл бұрын

It seems like so many ships have maneuvering thrusters now that tugboats are fairly rare. 😕

@madddog7

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dan__W apparently, still needed :-)

Watching this video is just like watching Biden's presidency.

@roxanneweichinger9318

2 жыл бұрын

😀Good one!

@jamesmcnaughton5092

Жыл бұрын

Except no one was getting hurt in these videos

All same videos get some new ships crashes fgs

Just show the collisions. Don't need the fluff video and non-sense narration.

honestly i'm surprised that most of these weren't from the americans-

Second

omg why are you even talking over this vid.???? THUMBS DOWN.

4th

Thúřđ

This channel is all doom and gloom as if there isn’t enough crap in the world already

Sigh.... 1. 5:46 - Cables under tension don't collapse; they snap. 2. 7:07 - The guy who jumped from the crane may have driven it there, but he wasn't driving it when this happened. He was the crane *operator*, not driver. 3. 7:16 - He broke his leg, but needed only a "quick visit" to the hospital? This guy's doctor must be the fastest surgeon in the world if he can get this guy into the operating room, cut open his leg, set the bone, sew him up, and put a cast on it, all within a "quick visit". 4. 7:38, 7:49, et al - Shung-hi? Is that really how to pronounce it? 5. 8:45 - The ship full of sand didn't crash into land; it crashed into a *pier*. 6. 9:18 - How can a crane fall into a *river* and then sink in a *bay* if it sank at the same spot where it fell? A body of water cannot be both a river and a bay. Pick one and stick with it. Better yet, pick the *correct* one and stick with it. 7. 9:23 - Do you expect us to believe that the reason this ship's crash was investigated was that the video of the crash had gone viral? As if authorities wouldn't care why the ship crashed and the dock was destroyed and the crane was destroyed if it hadn't been caught on tape? 8. 10:14 - "Cruise ship"? With enough seating for maybe a dozen people? Try "small boat". 9. 1:10 - You mean the guy with the camera was thinking, "If those ships were unoccupied, I wouldn't bother pulling out my camera to film them crash into the bridge; but since I think there are people on them, I will trouble myself to go ahead and film it"? Is that really what you are trying to make us believe? Are you somehow trying to drive up your rankings by intentionally using incorrect terminology so that people like me will leave comments, and therefore fool KZread's algorithm into thinking you are getting meaningful engagement from the public? If so, it is backfiring with people like me, because it is too infuriating to endure any more of your scripts, so I told KZread's algorithm to not recommend your channel anymore. But first, I must correct myself. Earlier I said you were being careless with terminology. I amend that to say you are also playing fast and loose with your stories, to the point that it stretches your credibility to the breaking point (snap!), causing it to fall into the river where it sinks in the bay. You might want to investigate the cause of that mishap.

@coopermuccio4409

2 жыл бұрын

the little toddlers who binge watch these vids will learn wrong then. the get moms I pad from them and binge these

@danhammond8406

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you, this is the same crap that bugs me in these videos

@dilfhunter6805

2 жыл бұрын

lmao get off the internet dude it's not that deep

@jamesmcnaughton5092

Жыл бұрын

You must be unbearable to be around, get a freakin life

Today's new word - 'Broke-ed" !!! And your understanding of 'crumbling down' and my understanding of 'crumbling down' are completely different!!! The crane toppled over!! I didn't exactly see any 'crumbling'!!! Learn to speak English before you narrate please!