15 Minutes of Ali Wong

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Ali Wong tells us the hilarious truths about marriage and motherhood. What's your favorite story?
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  • @bexfisch80
    @bexfisch803 жыл бұрын

    "I don't want to lean in...I want to lie down!" God I felt that. I'm so tired all the time lol

  • @jjenk911

    @jjenk911

    3 жыл бұрын

    We all feel that.

  • @jensterjen

    @jensterjen

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's an anthem right there 😭

  • @pikit316

    @pikit316

    3 жыл бұрын

    lean in or lean back 🤣

  • @karenstark9235

    @karenstark9235

    3 жыл бұрын

    word.

  • @ceciliamichel5276

    @ceciliamichel5276

    2 жыл бұрын

    3:25

  • @jamieb4031
    @jamieb40313 жыл бұрын

    I would definitely watch Pixar's The Joy of Soy

  • @rainxandriaart

    @rainxandriaart

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can definitely see it being a movie or a short film

  • @Christiane-yb1wj

    @Christiane-yb1wj

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pixar and Ali? Sounds 👌

  • @zephvrothe

    @zephvrothe

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yas plez

  • @heyokaikaggen6288

    @heyokaikaggen6288

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yep, me too, I would totally watch that film. I think it's the Stringer Beef nemesis that really sells it...

  • @wheezesinsilence4486

    @wheezesinsilence4486

    2 жыл бұрын

    F***ing GOLD!!!

  • @WhereTheBeaversLive
    @WhereTheBeaversLive2 жыл бұрын

    My coworker has “poop shoes” she keeps in her desk that she puts on before she goes to the bathroom so nobody recognizes her regular shoes under the stall 🤣

  • @beetle-juice

    @beetle-juice

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's actually pretty genius! Lol

  • @tondriasanders6306

    @tondriasanders6306

    2 жыл бұрын

    So hilarious 🤣 you are

  • @Bridget2460

    @Bridget2460

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rafaelyaguaro2842

    @rafaelyaguaro2842

    2 жыл бұрын

    Genius!

  • @shaolinman

    @shaolinman

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @Munkyjoe1
    @Munkyjoe17 ай бұрын

    The way she goes from a sexy whisper to an angry yelling banshee. I love her!

  • @christineferreira2181
    @christineferreira21813 жыл бұрын

    I love Ali’s angry sense of humor. 😂

  • @BrianA2906

    @BrianA2906

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love comedians (including many women, and many who are filthy as fuck, and of all ethnicities, ages, orientations). Nothing about Ali Wong makes me laugh. I see all the fans on here, and wonder why. I truly am mystified, I'm not being a troll in any way.

  • @mariceuh

    @mariceuh

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@BrianA2906 you’re simply not part of her target audience, that’s why

  • @ethanfarrell441

    @ethanfarrell441

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mariceuh she has a target audience? If you genuinely find her “humor and jokes” funny then you yourself don’t have a sense of humor.

  • @frankslefttesticle3247

    @frankslefttesticle3247

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ethanfarrell441 you don't have a sense of humor

  • @ethanfarrell441

    @ethanfarrell441

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@frankslefttesticle3247 😱

  • @rebekahcann2177
    @rebekahcann21773 жыл бұрын

    The men cheering when she talks about lunches - all the women in the audience knew where she was going with this 😂

  • @Andra9218

    @Andra9218

    3 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHAHAHA. I know right!!!

  • @Inbraneinthememsane

    @Inbraneinthememsane

    3 жыл бұрын

    Only simps laughing. Or trying to avoid the truth with their girlfriends.

  • @waywardgoddess7219

    @waywardgoddess7219

    3 жыл бұрын

    After she dropped the punch line, they're all like....wait what??? 😂

  • @HDA_III

    @HDA_III

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey hunny, don’t forget the chips tomorrow. And no Mayo. Thanksss.

  • @girlthis9759

    @girlthis9759

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Andra9218 please tell me the time stamp!

  • @nusaibahhusain1241
    @nusaibahhusain12412 жыл бұрын

    "When you're a Mom, you need sparkle... To compensate for the light inside that died" Definitely true!

  • @marysamson9228

    @marysamson9228

    2 жыл бұрын

    I LOVE IT!! I HELLA CRACK UP

  • @kuritzakonig4131

    @kuritzakonig4131

    2 жыл бұрын

    Can you explain me why “ to compensate the light inside that died “ ? I don’t have children

  • @Alex-tm4th

    @Alex-tm4th

    Жыл бұрын

    Tell us more about how you hate your child.

  • @Jennifer-fk8kb

    @Jennifer-fk8kb

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Alex-tm4thseriously. Exactly what I wanted to say.

  • @Xzav1

    @Xzav1

    9 ай бұрын

    My mother's attitude was very different. She was bewildered by a negative attitude of a friend who complaint about being a mother. My mother loved me, and my brothers and she said that it was a joy being our mother. Love sometimes requires sacrifice. I remember too that she loved her father very much.

  • @interstellarsapien9302
    @interstellarsapien93022 жыл бұрын

    Ali Wong has always been funny, but the way I can feel how her pregnancy effects her humor and performance makes it even funnier. As a woman, I can relate to that kind of cadence on a spiritual level.

  • @debunkingfaddiets

    @debunkingfaddiets

    Жыл бұрын

    Stinky Ali Wong and her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes" This women is literally evil. “this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.” I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being

  • @engjds

    @engjds

    10 ай бұрын

    How does pregnancy make her funnier?

  • @StryyKdzz2618

    @StryyKdzz2618

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@engjdspregnancy hormones make us more unhinged 😅

  • @saraavina9976
    @saraavina99763 жыл бұрын

    When you’re a mom you need sparkle to compensate for the light in you that has died 😭😂😂😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😩😩

  • @wuftchan8299

    @wuftchan8299

    3 жыл бұрын

    to real

  • @love55ickbeat5

    @love55ickbeat5

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey Cuz!

  • @jamiAkos

    @jamiAkos

    3 жыл бұрын

    Too close to home...😔

  • @annamonastyrska4547

    @annamonastyrska4547

    3 жыл бұрын

    So true

  • @ceciliamichel5276

    @ceciliamichel5276

    3 жыл бұрын

    6:05

  • @bluroses4
    @bluroses43 жыл бұрын

    “Aly how do you balance family and career? ..” “Men never get asked that question, because they don’t.” 😭💀

  • @matttrafton2725

    @matttrafton2725

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nor should we. We are taking enough of a risk being married to a masses of conflicting impulses. In addition, we get F:d regularly in court.

  • @bluroses4

    @bluroses4

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@matttrafton2725 If marriage is daunting to you, just get a prenup. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @matttrafton2725

    @matttrafton2725

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bluroses4 I hear those don't work against a good lawyer. Shame. I am a decent catch to. No bad habits, I fly helicopters, 183cm tall, fit and average - above average good looks. 144 IQ. And, most important of all. An awesome dog.

  • @augustus9113

    @augustus9113

    2 жыл бұрын

    men also can be single dads, they never get any support in my country and never get asked those questions. also no leave for men when they have a baby. sweden got it right.

  • @matttrafton2725

    @matttrafton2725

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@augustus9113 Sverige usually does get things right. Except when it comes to their immigration policies.

  • @yalanchiswiss2650
    @yalanchiswiss26502 жыл бұрын

    This woman acts silly but she's low key a genius.

  • @buffboi7977

    @buffboi7977

    2 жыл бұрын

    pretty much all great comedians fit this description

  • @timjohnson8820

    @timjohnson8820

    2 жыл бұрын

    you must be a moron if you think she is a genius

  • @wrenegade6283

    @wrenegade6283

    Жыл бұрын

    @@buffboi7977 including Amy Schumer?

  • @debunkingfaddiets

    @debunkingfaddiets

    Жыл бұрын

    Genius lol She's a stinky misandrist, toxic feminist body shamer. With her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes" This women is literally evil. “this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.” I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being

  • @engjds

    @engjds

    10 ай бұрын

    Genius?

  • @vangetrix
    @vangetrix2 жыл бұрын

    How does she only have two specials?! Netflix, give her more specials!

  • @arianalbert
    @arianalbert3 жыл бұрын

    I really wanna see that Pixar movie with Justin Timberlake and Idris Elba

  • @waywardgoddess7219

    @waywardgoddess7219

    3 жыл бұрын

    And some sassy tofu 😂

  • @michaelanderson1476

    @michaelanderson1476

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah me too lol

  • @AbsoluteTiger

    @AbsoluteTiger

    3 жыл бұрын

    And clearly Idris Elba’s character name would be shredded chilli beef

  • @maddie9602

    @maddie9602

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, sounds more like a DreamWorks movie, though, doesn't it?

  • @sophiephillips7961

    @sophiephillips7961

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh good, lol I thought I was the only thinking "Pete Docter: I think you got a solid pitch there you're missing out on."

  • @manana6646
    @manana66463 жыл бұрын

    She's hilarious and so on point! "Bit*h shut up! Don't tell them the secrets.... And now we're expected to work!" Gosh, I too soooo want to lie downnnn! Why did they have to ruin everything!!!

  • @MLIrons

    @MLIrons

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yep. When I check out who I want to date, I look to see if she's employeed. Yeah. Feminism killed y'alls game a LONG time ago. 🤣🤣🤣 Though I must admit...If ever got married and had a child with my wife. I would want her to stay home and we figure out the finances.

  • @loudpockets90

    @loudpockets90

    2 жыл бұрын

    Feminism has actually freed me to not provide for y'all 304s😅😅😅😅

  • @shaolinman

    @shaolinman

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @truecaliber1995

    @truecaliber1995

    Жыл бұрын

    Eh. The agrarian period had its time. I mean, it _was_ the norm since the first human civilizations cropped up, so it was inevitable this recently new experiment involving women in the workforce, would disrupt our more tribal programming; we're all going through an adjustment period, but I digress. It is what it is.

  • @k_dotnet3197

    @k_dotnet3197

    Жыл бұрын

    She won me over wit that line Im a fan now

  • @MyName123.
    @MyName123. Жыл бұрын

    11:32 "It's a whack @$$ job. You get no 401k, no co-workers. You're just in solitary confinement all day long with this human tamagotchi!" 😂🤣 TRUTH!

  • @alistairwreathens5719
    @alistairwreathens57192 жыл бұрын

    “You need to have sparkle…. To replace the light inside you that has died” I feel this with my wardrobe.

  • @OnizenArt
    @OnizenArt3 жыл бұрын

    I don't think I've ever seen her NOT pregnant lol

  • @XitsundzuxoHimina

    @XitsundzuxoHimina

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was just thinking the same thing 😅😅😅😅

  • @karl-rickbizoza2029

    @karl-rickbizoza2029

    3 жыл бұрын

    Gotta buy milk for the baby.

  • @timothydrummond3097

    @timothydrummond3097

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol well she has two specials and both were done with her two kids pregnancies....I believe. I could be wrong

  • @lunakir2887

    @lunakir2887

    3 жыл бұрын

    Only in birds of pray lol

  • @timothydrummond3097

    @timothydrummond3097

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lunakir2887 oh wait do you mean when is she Not pregnant? Then you forgot American housewife lol

  • @angiegan9202
    @angiegan92023 жыл бұрын

    I love Ali, she’s the real deal...so authentic and unapologetic

  • @carefree7930

    @carefree7930

    2 жыл бұрын

    You are right...

  • @22killakush22

    @22killakush22

    2 жыл бұрын

    And fine!

  • @timjohnson8820

    @timjohnson8820

    2 жыл бұрын

    and so unfunny too

  • @writer7997

    @writer7997

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, sooo unapologetic with her manbashing, talking about eating fecal matter out of a guys ass and being impressed with her own vulgarity. Takes balls.

  • @alexmorelos3460

    @alexmorelos3460

    Жыл бұрын

    She's so bad, none of her material is funny

  • @johngohchuanheng3417
    @johngohchuanheng3417 Жыл бұрын

    I love it when she use her soft and beautiful voice then suddenly she go angry yelling ...so cute

  • @jannethmelendrez7964
    @jannethmelendrez79642 жыл бұрын

    "When I hear the phrase, double income household, I want to throw up!" The best one 🤣😂

  • @pop_culturist
    @pop_culturist3 жыл бұрын

    she actually has a point, women, even mothers, are expected to have a job besides being a mother (coming from a woman btw) nowadays "hardwork" is highly appreciated, and it fucks with ppl's self acceptance, elsa pataky, the wife if chris hemsworth, said she would feel very depressed, cause she can't be "just a mother" of course cause then ppl would be like "she's just with him for his money" so she has to work to prove otherwise

  • @intpthelogician2533

    @intpthelogician2533

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Mia Li exactly

  • @hannahs1253

    @hannahs1253

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao off topic but imagine ppl thinking someone is with *chris hemsworth* for his money lmfao

  • @blwtheblue

    @blwtheblue

    2 жыл бұрын

    Everything cost so much now its hard to have a household on one income. It all sucks

  • @punishedpepe1208

    @punishedpepe1208

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@blwtheblue Even public schools have become expensive. Every week kids need more money for something. I don't see how people can afford not to stay together.

  • @sarroumarbeu6810

    @sarroumarbeu6810

    2 жыл бұрын

    The world view that housewives and stay at home moms are doing nothing..... Is so damaging.... It's literally unpaid labor yet women are guilt tripped into thinking this is "a very lucky situation" .... Get an job outside of the household? Well good luck being BOTH housekeeper and employee.... The dad on the other side ? Well... He's a rare gem if gets his plates to the sink 🙄🙄

  • @cancangirl2888
    @cancangirl28883 жыл бұрын

    What an angry, frustrated, cynical and intolerant woman! OMG I love her! It’s like listening to my life!!!

  • @jamaicamania

    @jamaicamania

    3 жыл бұрын

    *wife. 😉

  • @aliciarideaux6520

    @aliciarideaux6520

    3 жыл бұрын

    She's awesome; someone finally gets it. 😂

  • @bereasonable8018

    @bereasonable8018

    2 жыл бұрын

    She speaks truth! That’s why it’s so funny.

  • @xposetruth5681

    @xposetruth5681

    Жыл бұрын

    Typical first world sexist

  • @LoveLove-ur8qx

    @LoveLove-ur8qx

    Жыл бұрын

    I was able to sort out my herpes virus from my body system completely after using #drehimen herbal remedy'

  • @ZephyzWorld
    @ZephyzWorld2 жыл бұрын

    The way that these are cut together just adds to it because Ali will be talking about how great being a stay-at-home mom is then it immediately talks to her shitting on it lmao.

  • @soundwavedm
    @soundwavedm2 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious how this clip was prophetic for Pixar's "Bao" lol

  • @infernalrakket1
    @infernalrakket13 жыл бұрын

    Praying she gets pregnant again so we can get another special. 🙏🏿

  • @Amaranthyne

    @Amaranthyne

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sorry. She’s done.

  • @junzhang6840

    @junzhang6840

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hahhahhahaha

  • @scarla79

    @scarla79

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theproteanbro5994

    @theproteanbro5994

    2 жыл бұрын

    ... She's the one writing the jokes, not the baby

  • @MLIrons

    @MLIrons

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think your joke flew over some people's heads. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @saymyname6726
    @saymyname67263 жыл бұрын

    I want an action movie with Ali Wong and Ken Jong Edit: Action comedy. Imagine them yelling and shooting lol

  • @sophiarodriguez3706

    @sophiarodriguez3706

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yesssssss!!

  • @heartofthematter247

    @heartofthematter247

    3 жыл бұрын

    YES!!!! They would be phenomenal together I think 😂

  • @waywardgoddess7219

    @waywardgoddess7219

    3 жыл бұрын

    That might literally kill us 😂 Somebody get on this!

  • @Christiane-yb1wj

    @Christiane-yb1wj

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dude! I want that to be a thing!

  • @marysamson9228

    @marysamson9228

    2 жыл бұрын

    HECK YEA, TOTALLY

  • @thereadingwriter4197
    @thereadingwriter41972 жыл бұрын

    Ali Wong scares me… in a good way. She’s the kind of person who would invite you over for tea and serve cold pizza and vodka before throwing a slumber party where everyone cries while watching To All The Boys.

  • @debunkingfaddiets

    @debunkingfaddiets

    Жыл бұрын

    She's a vile toxic feminist misandrist body shamer. With her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes" This women is literally evil. “this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.” I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being Stinky Ali Wong lol

  • @anannyaphukan7611
    @anannyaphukan76112 жыл бұрын

    So damn funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "-How do you balance family and career? Men don't get asked this question, because they don't."👌👌👌

  • @jan621

    @jan621

    Жыл бұрын

    oh, shut up.

  • @edwardchen9619
    @edwardchen96193 жыл бұрын

    omg yesssssss i love her fierce-asian-grandma-hood-gangster-cute attitude

  • @joysoyo2416
    @joysoyo24163 жыл бұрын

    Women putting down housewives are just so ridiculous. I agree with her. Having even one child IS a job.

  • @blwtheblue

    @blwtheblue

    2 жыл бұрын

    It be like that. Grass always sewn greener on the other side but it all is an equal struggle. Thats why its good not to envy and just focus on our own lawns. Just typing out loud

  • @babu357

    @babu357

    2 жыл бұрын

    She's not putting them down. She's jealous. That's the joke.

  • @ijustwannabehappier-v4973

    @ijustwannabehappier-v4973

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@babu357 the joke clearly went over your airhead.

  • @babu357

    @babu357

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ijustwannabehappier-v4973 What are you one about? It's simple. You can feel two things at the same time. And you can exaggerate things because it funny. Not hard.

  • @Be1smaht

    @Be1smaht

    2 жыл бұрын

    Women gave birth in the fields. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL

  • @aabracadavra
    @aabracadavra2 жыл бұрын

    I've never enjoyed a plot twist as much as the one she pulled out. It's the most convoluted appreciation message to feminists there is. Absolutely brilliant.

  • @samfoong3558
    @samfoong35582 жыл бұрын

    The irony of Ali Wong’s jokes is what makes her so funny. Absolutely can’t get enough of her and I want to project that same energy and attitude in my life too 😍😍😍

  • @sadhsingh

    @sadhsingh

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same.

  • @debunkingfaddiets

    @debunkingfaddiets

    Жыл бұрын

    Ali wong got that stinky roast beef energy vibes going on. With her sick micropenis body shaming "Jokes" This women is literally evil. “this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.” I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being

  • @mrs.w8193
    @mrs.w81933 жыл бұрын

    “ When you are a Mom, you need sparkle to compensate for the light inside you that has died.” This 💯💯👍🏾

  • @marielrego8775

    @marielrego8775

    10 ай бұрын

    This explains a lot

  • @tooba1819
    @tooba18193 жыл бұрын

    She never stutters. Such great delivery. 😍😫❤️

  • @AbbyLaporte
    @AbbyLaporte2 жыл бұрын

    "human tamagachi" "candy crush while I get my blood drawn" plus the joke where you can literally tell that Ali herself laughed/love the bit was the part with "planet money" in reference to housewives. Seeing a great, genius, famous comic get amused on stage, without being able to conceal it fully, by their own material is like... so so beautiful and inspiring. LOVE THIS

  • @kofuzi
    @kofuzi2 жыл бұрын

    playing a piece of tofu in a pixar movie is now my dream job

  • @Christian988.
    @Christian988.3 жыл бұрын

    she's the reason I bought a Netflix subscription to watch her tiger mom comedy special.

  • @Inbraneinthememsane

    @Inbraneinthememsane

    3 жыл бұрын

    Simp

  • @swavnasahoo711

    @swavnasahoo711

    3 жыл бұрын

    I understand. ✅✅✅

  • @akhok

    @akhok

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same here

  • @SaltedSweetPotatoe

    @SaltedSweetPotatoe

    3 жыл бұрын

    Her netflix movie, Always be my maybe, is good too!! ❤

  • @cw6795

    @cw6795

    3 жыл бұрын

    Did you ask for your money back?

  • @ebbyc1817
    @ebbyc18173 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe Ali Wong just turned me anti-feminist in 15mins😄Or did she turn me feminist, I'm not sure. "...coz when you're a mum, you need sparkle, to compensate for the light inside of you that has died" 🤣

  • @JasonBlack66

    @JasonBlack66

    3 жыл бұрын

    You should do whatever the fuck makes you happy and DGAF about when any other human says or thinks, at least with regards to how you live your life.

  • @ebbyc1817

    @ebbyc1817

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JasonBlack66 Dude ????? yknow this is a comedy channel, right? Lighten up!

  • @ThomasDoubting5

    @ThomasDoubting5

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shes a genuine feminist she knows the game that actually worked not the current game kind of a disaster.

  • @ebbyc1817

    @ebbyc1817

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ThomasDoubting5 She's a good comedian.😊

  • @JasonBlack66

    @JasonBlack66

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ebbyc1817 My comment had nothing to do with the video :)

  • @traceysouth1047
    @traceysouth10472 жыл бұрын

    "all day long with this human Tamagotch" hahahahaha~ She's slaying it ! LOL

  • @aquasky1138
    @aquasky11382 жыл бұрын

    I was practically sawed in half to save my kid’s life when she was born. 4 days after surgery I am doing the stand, sit, lie down game from Who’s Line Is It Anyway because newborns need something every 30 minutes. The pain was awful. It took 6 months before she’d even sleep 4 hours at a time. My husband had his appendix out. 3 tiny little scars, hospital sent him home after 24 hours, and he was complaining about how much pain he was in and needed to rest.

  • @hadilayyad6147

    @hadilayyad6147

    2 жыл бұрын

    You can’t convince me men are stronger than women haha. I also had a traumatic emergency c section and my husband had the audacity to ask why I could barely talk because according to him you’re on painkillers, you shouldn’t be in pain’. Wanted to strangle his ass lol.

  • @lindseymccollum4514

    @lindseymccollum4514

    2 жыл бұрын

    If y'all husband's attitude is like that, then divorce their asses

  • @hadilayyad6147

    @hadilayyad6147

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lindseymccollum4514 Trust me, I would if I could. I can’t stand the thought of leaving the kids to him and whoever he decides to marry.

  • @ladywartooth

    @ladywartooth

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hadilayyad6147 count down the days until the kids are out of the house.

  • @hadilayyad6147

    @hadilayyad6147

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ladywartooth Yeah I already am trust me :/ I’ve started this tax prep course so I can do something for myself and get my focus and work ethic back. Depression and anxiety hasn’t done me any favors.

  • @daylight1nsomniac536
    @daylight1nsomniac5363 жыл бұрын

    her expressions and delivery are flawless😁😁

  • @zer08927

    @zer08927

    3 жыл бұрын

    When she gets loud you know it's gonna be good. 😂

  • @allthingstoallmen8912
    @allthingstoallmen89123 жыл бұрын

    Lmao her delivery is ON POINT!💀💀💀

  • @danaoct293

    @danaoct293

    3 жыл бұрын

    amazing, yesss

  • @izzatihassan1475
    @izzatihassan14752 жыл бұрын

    Feminism is supposed to be respecting your women's choices. Including, wanting to lie down in bed watching Netflix, eating a bowl of popcorn sitting precariously on top of your pregnant tummy while your husband works. You do you, Ali!

  • @irams8486

    @irams8486

    2 жыл бұрын

    She knows, it’s a joke. She addresses that staying at home sucks too at 11:30

  • @gwminichiello9322

    @gwminichiello9322

    2 жыл бұрын

    You have no idea what feminism really is.

  • @luxolontamo4440

    @luxolontamo4440

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@gwminichiello9322 What's feminism then? if it's not about choice?

  • @gwminichiello9322

    @gwminichiello9322

    Жыл бұрын

    @@luxolontamo4440 politically motivated agenda. 101.

  • @gwminichiello9322

    @gwminichiello9322

    Жыл бұрын

    @@luxolontamo4440 choice is every humans right. Do we need masculinism for men to have choice? No. Then why should it be something different for females. Feminism is not being able to have a choice or a voice, that's a born accepted in everyone. Feminism itself is political activism and its effects.

  • @Janellabelle
    @Janellabelle2 жыл бұрын

    "Dont tell em the secret!" 😆🙌🏻 I thought I was the only woman thinking all these things alllll this time!

  • @alinasanchez140

    @alinasanchez140

    Жыл бұрын

    Girl, I've been saying this for yeeeears 🤣😭

  • @sparkysmalarkey
    @sparkysmalarkey3 жыл бұрын

    My mother always told me to never date a good cook...I thought she wanted me to starve, she was saving my from indentured servitude.

  • @ahhh4117

    @ahhh4117

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don't listen to her, I'll make u dinner, btw what college did u go to

  • @ajachaney37

    @ajachaney37

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmaooo

  • @athenskrg5451

    @athenskrg5451

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ahhh4117 hahahahahah

  • @smays717

    @smays717

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or you could be like my husband, he’s had me teach him how to cook so that he’s got a much better relationship resume for his second worth!

  • @cristinasolano6487

    @cristinasolano6487

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or she could teach you how to cook.

  • @Geomance74
    @Geomance743 жыл бұрын

    This woman knows my soul.

  • @rachelgreer5263
    @rachelgreer52632 жыл бұрын

    Proud house wife here. My heart goes out to those double income households. 😆 🤣

  • @Alex-gc7yv
    @Alex-gc7yv2 жыл бұрын

    That prenup joke is soooooo good.

  • @XitsundzuxoHimina
    @XitsundzuxoHimina3 жыл бұрын

    "Where is my confetti at?" 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

  • @alwinjumsali8992
    @alwinjumsali89923 жыл бұрын

    "oh great! Now I have to tip more." 😅 She really is a mood.

  • @go-goyubari8776
    @go-goyubari8776 Жыл бұрын

    "B*tch shut up! Don't tell them the secret!" 😂

  • @SweetUniverse
    @SweetUniverse2 жыл бұрын

    Love her dangerously soft voice 😂😂😂

  • @tas22222
    @tas222223 жыл бұрын

    SHe is way over due for a netflix special Miss you Ali!!

  • @jakerobins9059

    @jakerobins9059

    3 жыл бұрын

    ??? Where do u think all the clips came from

  • @mariamadiallo1116

    @mariamadiallo1116

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jakerobins9059 I think they meant ANOTHER special

  • @verepainelistens1459

    @verepainelistens1459

    3 жыл бұрын

    she has to get pregnant again first though

  • @timdegraw1784

    @timdegraw1784

    3 жыл бұрын

    Huh?

  • @heartofthematter247

    @heartofthematter247

    3 жыл бұрын

    *a third

  • @Moe_Preme
    @Moe_Preme3 жыл бұрын

    The stringer beef joke flew over sooooo many peoples head. 😂

  • @costeris35

    @costeris35

    3 жыл бұрын

    That one came in under the wire.

  • @trishl707

    @trishl707

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don’t get it but I laughed lmao. What’s the reference?

  • @Moe_Preme

    @Moe_Preme

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@trishl707 stringer beef is a reference to the character stringer bell, from the HBO series “the wire”.It was a Late 90s early 2000s show.

  • @trishl707

    @trishl707

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Moe_Preme ahhhh thank you

  • @rkms5606

    @rkms5606

    3 жыл бұрын

    Right! Loved it

  • @gulamelaka77
    @gulamelaka772 жыл бұрын

    “…she shit on my chest. Where’s my confetti at” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @deja699
    @deja699 Жыл бұрын

    Love her. She's an inspiration as a real human being. Her honesty is spot on. Talent.

  • @debunkingfaddiets

    @debunkingfaddiets

    Жыл бұрын

    You're joking right, an inspiration, she's sick, her body shaming micropenis jokes have literally driven thousands of men to worsened mental illness as you can see from the comments on the facebook post. This stinky women is literally evil. “this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.” I mean who even talks like that about peoples bodies? What a disgusting human being

  • @swagatapaul5351
    @swagatapaul53513 жыл бұрын

    Love it how angry and aggrevated she is 😂

  • @jackFatal
    @jackFatal3 жыл бұрын

    her performance is a marvel

  • @cw6795

    @cw6795

    3 жыл бұрын

    It is. Marvelously unfunny.

  • @zumeraaa
    @zumeraaa2 жыл бұрын

    The juxtaposition of the two shows is so good! You really see how her experiences shifted after she had her first baby.

  • @DHuongLeHuynh
    @DHuongLeHuynh2 жыл бұрын

    No matter how many times I watch, her comedy shows cracks me up every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheRealMichiDesu
    @TheRealMichiDesu3 жыл бұрын

    Can she write a book called "lie down"? Like please?

  • @mjraines5159
    @mjraines51593 жыл бұрын

    As a house wife/ stay home mom, i completely agree

  • @DonnaSnyder
    @DonnaSnyder2 жыл бұрын

    That bit about work toilet paper and dispenser and doodoo-so true. So funny.

  • @entertainmentquiz2826
    @entertainmentquiz28263 жыл бұрын

    Shes too damn good😂😂😂 "Standard for men is so low they get praised for doing so little " True 😁😁

  • @Tejah
    @Tejah3 жыл бұрын

    She is best. 😆 Cracks me up everytime. Especially her realization of a full time mother's job & the extra burdens of a dual role. She needs to add some single mother absent father & party time only family jokes. I can give her plenty of material.

  • @kimmariefaber4636
    @kimmariefaber46363 жыл бұрын

    « bitch shut up! ». Love it!

  • @jsantiago9485
    @jsantiago94852 жыл бұрын

    That paranoia in the toilet stalls is too real. Avoid public toilets to avoid humiliation.

  • @mamawright156
    @mamawright1562 жыл бұрын

    I've seen this so many times and I don't watch anything on repeat. I love everything she does she's so funny. Love her x

  • @boboloko
    @boboloko3 жыл бұрын

    I’m so glad that she said, “lie down” and not “lay down”.

  • @isaacburrows8405

    @isaacburrows8405

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your a idiot whom thinks there smarter then every one else

  • @isaacburrows8405

    @isaacburrows8405

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@karleedontanville8690 you got you're smiley face upsidedown

  • @boboloko

    @boboloko

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@isaacburrows8405 I see what you did there!

  • @chima6291

    @chima6291

    3 жыл бұрын

    She obviously has a great vocabulary

  • @ThomasDoubting5
    @ThomasDoubting53 жыл бұрын

    She has to one of the funniest skilled comedians for time. Nothing funnier that the truth delivered like this superb.

  • @ConstantinPhillipou
    @ConstantinPhillipou Жыл бұрын

    Truth spoken with humor

  • @missmaariah
    @missmaariah2 жыл бұрын

    I’m with her on the housewife part 😭😂 my brain: “that bitch got it made” while everybody else is like “ewww you don’t have a job?! *hurls*” 💀💀 I love her angry rants, you know she’s Asian just cause of that. I’m Filipino. We do that on a regular. I sound like I’m pissed but I’m not, I’m telling the TRUTH. 😂😭😭

  • @mickeyfacee
    @mickeyfacee3 жыл бұрын

    Ain’t no paranoia, my coworkers ALWAYS recognize my feet under the stall, it’s mortifying every time 😂

  • @rolandohernandez36
    @rolandohernandez363 жыл бұрын

    "Where's My Confetti At" Couldn't Stop Laughing.

  • @laurenell1112
    @laurenell1112 Жыл бұрын

    Her take on feminism and women in the workforce is one of the most brutal truths I've seen come out of the entertainment industry. She is the only female comedian I keep coming back to.

  • @gateswf
    @gateswf7 ай бұрын

    Absouletly Love Her!

  • @pratikvyas9626
    @pratikvyas96263 жыл бұрын

    "i did that so he'd bcm dependent on me"

  • @mrskrombopulusmichaelmichaels_
    @mrskrombopulusmichaelmichaels_3 жыл бұрын

    I dont know how many times i've watched this, and it is still funny as hell

  • @Beyond3Generations
    @Beyond3Generations2 жыл бұрын

    "When you are a mom you need sparkle to compensate for the light that has died" 😆 🤣 😂

  • @carlosf3421
    @carlosf34212 жыл бұрын

    She is freaking hilarious! Best female comic hands down.

  • @danilcrackvchenko732

    @danilcrackvchenko732

    Жыл бұрын

    Damn is she is the best I can’t imagine the worst…..

  • @MrKellyv1
    @MrKellyv13 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious and terrifying all at once

  • @TheKrispyfort

    @TheKrispyfort

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kinda like sitting shot gun for your kid's first driving lesson

  • @matttrafton2725

    @matttrafton2725

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yep. She totally reinforces my decision to stay remain a bachelor.

  • @aw1078
    @aw10783 жыл бұрын

    She's awesome. Totally underrated.

  • @sureindubitably3771
    @sureindubitably37712 жыл бұрын

    "And I had to act like everything is ok, when clearly everything is not ok" I'm gonna bet right now this is what we all are feeling

  • @sandmarfield
    @sandmarfield2 жыл бұрын

    People as me, "Ali how on earth do you balance family and career" Men never get asked that question because they don't!"

  • @stelheartsmelville
    @stelheartsmelville3 жыл бұрын

    I absolutely adore Ali Wong, she is my favorite comedian!

  • @Zedlee
    @Zedlee3 жыл бұрын

    "I don't wanna work anymore" Same... 🤣

  • @shenavang789
    @shenavang7892 жыл бұрын

    Man! I haven’t laughed so hard in a lonnnnng time! Made my day! 😂😂😂

  • @warrenaugust
    @warrenaugust2 жыл бұрын

    This woman is the best! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

  • @mohamedalatbee3958

    @mohamedalatbee3958

    Жыл бұрын

    I find your comment funnier than this shitty show.

  • @karinrandall855
    @karinrandall8553 жыл бұрын

    I love Ali, she is so wonderful!

  • @karinrandall855

    @karinrandall855

    3 жыл бұрын

    And her eyeglass frames!

  • @Flascoexp
    @Flascoexp3 жыл бұрын

    So he can depend on her.....thats genius right there. If possible work smarter not harder.

  • @danieldiasgranados2311
    @danieldiasgranados2311 Жыл бұрын

    "Arch nemesis can be a piece of BEEF" Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @DininDalael
    @DininDalael2 жыл бұрын

    Both of her special are awesome. Highly recommend watching them. She's great!

  • @thatswhaturmomsaid3062
    @thatswhaturmomsaid30623 жыл бұрын

    Pixar: "write that down! write that down!"

  • @JuanRamosNCWrestling
    @JuanRamosNCWrestling3 жыл бұрын

    Most honest woman in showbusiness... Maybe history.

  • @robfab5204

    @robfab5204

    3 жыл бұрын

    You're trolling right

  • @cecilia1999
    @cecilia19992 жыл бұрын

    She is brilliant!! So hilarious and so right on the point!

  • @dibzydaddy
    @dibzydaddy2 ай бұрын

    Ali is hilarious!

  • @osvaldwulf9960
    @osvaldwulf99603 жыл бұрын

    Ali Wong is the most hilarious woman ever.

  • @ThinWhiteAxe
    @ThinWhiteAxe3 жыл бұрын

    My face hurts from laughing 😂

  • @maribelsoto6552
    @maribelsoto65522 жыл бұрын

    She’s got to be my favorite comedian! No not just my favorite female comedian just comedian period she’s amazingly Witty her timing is perfect truly a gem

  • @Anonymous-uw4sr

    @Anonymous-uw4sr

    2 жыл бұрын

    She's not making any jokes..

  • @Pinesol605
    @Pinesol6052 жыл бұрын

    Lmaooo! "Lean in, I want to lie down!" 😩🤣 Yes mam!

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