1:51 you can actually collect the wine faster by using an upgraded hoes charge up move, plus it can destroy the casks as well!

@nycolleamendez5608

Жыл бұрын

OOOOH I DID NOT KNOW THANKS

@libero2711_

Жыл бұрын

i learned that myself and kept doing it ever since lol

@CalvinThang12

Жыл бұрын

Nice one

I love this guy. he sounds so fierce, fancy, and determined. You can tell he doesnt mess around when it comes to stardew valley.

@Rosie-ij3on

10 ай бұрын

I agree, Poopymcfartass

I appreciate the dedication to efficiency and throwing decorating out the window.

@kennniiikc3162

Жыл бұрын

Well decorating is also one of the most enjoyable process of the game , for me I would feel stressed out if I only wake up in the game just to collect artisan goods for money 😂😂

@darkapostate8358

Жыл бұрын

@@kennniiikc3162 If all you do is productive work, Grandpa is happy after two years. If all you do is play Barbie's Dream House, he will be disappointed. Money is winning, decorating is failure.

@kennniiikc3162

Жыл бұрын

There's no rules on how one should play the game, I play it according to my preference. Normally I start decorating only after few years in the game (more resources/money)

@darkapostate8358

Жыл бұрын

@@kennniiikc3162 The game sets the standard, Grandpa's evaluation and the perfection tracker. You may not like it, but there is a clear measure of what you should do and there is a built in time frame to do it. Decorating takes time away from productivity and efficiency, limiting or eliminating your ability to meet the game's built in standards. Efficiency is beautiful, wasted space/time is a shame.

@kennniiikc3162

Жыл бұрын

@@darkapostate8358 I get it ,you're a perfectionist. Let's say I don't follow the standard,so what? There's no game over though.. Chill out dude , let me enjoy the game the way I like it ...

“You probably don’t ever come back to the tunnel, am I right? NO I AM NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE THAT” 🤣 this has a motivational energy that I need and love 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

This was mostly entertaining and useful for a couple, but the tunnel one is completely crazy useful holy cow

This is just perfect timing. I was looking for layouts a few hours ago.

This guy is a masochist and I love it

About the bee house setup, you can use the west ginger island pond area (close to the old lady house) and use the dirt there to make a honey farm.

The quality of your videos is amazing. Keep it up!

@GratissTVofficial

Жыл бұрын

May I ask, how many hours have you got on Stardew?

@mGaud2

Жыл бұрын

I have no idea, I play the game exclusively through SMAPI so it doesn't log on Steam. but most likely over three thousand hours

@GratissTVofficial

Жыл бұрын

@@mGaud2 wait what? You know theres a way to launch smapi teough steam and so makd It track your hours?

@duncan3932

11 ай бұрын

His videos are iridium quality

Thanks I think my layout wasn't making enough money

I appreciate your videos, they are extremely informative, with clear instructions.

I have no patience for this many kegs I would never go back to them 😂

@macacopedreiro214

2 ай бұрын

Place the kegs on the paths you walk the most

Thanks for informing me on how many things I can fit in the shed as Google didn't help and I wanted to max fill it with garden pots but still be able to walk in it😅

I feel like you’re not going to be getting to the desert anytime soon if you fill up the tunnel the bus drives though with kegs… one of the many inconsistencies with reality

Bro won at capitalism

I love your vids, please keep making one

Best thing to do is set up a oak resin farm, I typically do it on the quarry, then when you think you have enough you switch it to kegs or the jars.

ya , not a fan of playing stardew this way

@filipgasic2642

13 күн бұрын

Same. You can get a lot of money by doing like 30-40% of optimizing. No need to take the fun out of the game

You should do a video on most optimized pigs

This motivates me to have a Farm which I will COMPLETELY and UTTERLY Min-Max from the beggining.

This made me chuckle so many times 😂

Isn’t it better to have garden pots in the gaps between the trees for even more cactus or tea leaves?

You should know that you can harvest wine with the upgraded hoe to get up to 25 at a time, and that if you put tiles under the ones that aren’t necessary to destroy, you vastly reduce the amount you have to put back since items on top of tiles can’t be destroyed by the hoe

can you make video about beehouse layout in ginger island?

4:46 I also do it on my quarry hahaha. And on the calico dessert, I put many crystalarium, but I don't know why some are missing. Maybe it strike by a lightning hahaha.

@magicmagerx2649

9 ай бұрын

Its emily and sandy that go there during sandy s birthday

I counted 135 on the second shed layout. That’s 2 less than the original layout but definitely looks worth it if you’re on console.

2:05 I need a guide on how to do the split screen thing. I’ve been looking around but nobody has done one

@dorkydragon5055

11 ай бұрын

Not worky for mobile otherwise should be a build able building from robin

Doesn't speed fertilizer only work for the first product of a multi product plant? Like acient fruit, ananas, etc?

@CubeBizz

3 ай бұрын

No, that's for crops that give multiple fruits per harvest, like coffee or cranberry. The first fruit per harvest gets fertilized

I filled my real life house with kegs and my mom is shouting at me, what do I do now?

@mGaud2

Жыл бұрын

Kick her out. Profits first

@user-st5lr8rn3d

3 ай бұрын

Move to an isolated valley in the middle of nowhere

@kirtisdrawing3034

Ай бұрын

Keep giving her iridium quality parsnips to keep that hearts up

Can you ugrade cabins? :O I didn't know that. I thought that you needed other players for that.

Hi im the green avatar nice to see you grow

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Pam: Let's drive to the Desert... **Runs over all the kegs**

This is hilarious 😂

For casks pack the entire lot full! Start with the back and fill. When done ya have to Crack open room but the goods are dou le

i didn't know junimo can walk between the trellises to harvest :O

0:34 The alternative setup only has 135 kegs, not 137

I loved this haha

This is the most chaotic lawful farmer I’ve ever seen

Hahaha natawa ko kasi malapit na sa ganito yung farmhouse ko, puno na ng wine saka preserve jars hahahaha

Hey bro. Can u make a video of farm design tips pls.

This reminds me of "Five Front Doors" from Family Guy, but with casks and kegs.

This video is just a reminder of how I've underutilized my own farm in the game. I only have maybe a dozen or so kegs and a handful of processing machines. So I'm not making nearly as much money fast enough- right now I'm at the point I want to get the pillars but had only just made my first million gold. I hate the idea of buying a pillar or two and suddenly being broke, lol

Great

I snorted when he entered the coop

You forgot to add kegs on every floor of the mines

@mGaud2

Жыл бұрын

I wish. I actually tried placing things on floor 100 in the regular mines , the game allows you too! But everything is destroyed when you sleep....

@macmac6064

Жыл бұрын

@@mGaud2 i didnt know that 😂,

You could spend all your time fully optimizing your space like this… or you could download the automate mod and make every building 100x more profitable, and easy to use.

@mertensiam3384

Жыл бұрын

Yup, I'm planning on doing this with the quarry

@effbar2400

Жыл бұрын

Or you play on console

@tanakisoup

Жыл бұрын

@@effbar2400 that’s just a massive L honestly. I used to only have it on console, but when I got into modding other games I decided to get it on pc, and now I can’t even play the vanilla game tbh

@oiman5733

7 ай бұрын

@@tanakisoup I legit can't play Stardew without the Automate and Chests Anywhere mods anymore.

I like how the deluxe barn layout looks like a pig

alternate title, 12 places to shove 300 kegs in

3:33 wait, can we do that?

hahahaha this is just great. its just like the flex tape of keg layouts hahahahahahaha

Doesn't Emily walk through the tunnel? Wouldn't she break things in that layout?

@slwrabbits

8 ай бұрын

no

Can't do most of these on ps4. Sometimes I wonder why I watch PC stardew vids. 😞

this is amazing🤣

in conclusion KEGS

When is there too much bag?

you guys are monsters

I don't wanna feel the game to grind i don't wanna go by really strict rules

Use a hoe if your doing the maxed basement. It'll collect and break the cask

if you grow ancient fruit in your greenhouse and turn it all into wine, then deluxe retaining soil is the best because the quality doesn't matter so fertilizer is useless, and speed grow only makes the initial growth period shorter, and doesn't apply to the regrow time, so just having the ancient fruit stay watered the whole time is most convenient for end game

@aeonredgrave3752

Жыл бұрын

That is if you don't use sprinklers. Otherwise no fertilizer needed, time & energy saved for other activities

@laracroft8140

Жыл бұрын

​@@aeonredgrave3752 it's always good to use fertilizer

@aeonredgrave3752

Жыл бұрын

@@laracroft8140 I agree, I often use water retainer and quality ones on BF outside. It's just when we're speaking of minimaxing greenhouse for ancient wine, we a) 100% covered in plant + retaining fertilizer and waste time, energy and resources on daily upkeep Or b) 98% plants + some iridium sprinklers + maybe speedgro to get to mature stage a bit earlier Plant is basically immortal inside greenhouse, with harvest around every second day, so speedgro is one time use. Retaining soil is obsolete with good sprinklers. Quality of fruit does not matter for wine and jelly, and we still need to age it. Berry itself can't be eaten, so quality will only affect profit if we sell it raw, which is a nightmare of any minmaxer. All this makes quality fertilizer unnecessary too I personally would never be able to play so narrow mindedly racing after money. When I get greenhouse, i just make 1 clean row for ancient fruit, some sprinkles and the rest are leftover seeds with quality fertilizer. Wake up -> harvest -> mines/fishing/stalking villagers -> sleep chain allows to keep some semblance of balance between progress and chilling🌌

@emurphy42

5 ай бұрын

Deluxe Retaining Soil / pressure nozzles are both neat ideas, but they take long enough that I just use quality / iridium sprinklers and call it a day. If I was playing a farm well past 100% then I might mess with them, but I have way too many mod sets to play with instead.

if you dont subscribe this guy will fill your house with kegs

This guy escapes to Stardew Valley and turn into capitalist himself.

Why can't we build sheds inside sheds?

this is crazy dude 😂! I don't think its good for people who want and enjoyable gameolay, though. I mean, it can! If you don't exaggerate this much, because at this rate, if you have the most expensive house I don't think you reslly need that much money, unless you wanna buy each 1% of 100% of the perfection

everything is a money maker if you think long enough -my mind

this isn't even minmaxing anymore, this is minmaxmaxing how did we get here

3:31 slime what?

I wish there are tents or mobile homes in this game.

@BelArtist

9 ай бұрын

Only for Linus and Pam 😆

@emurphy42

5 ай бұрын

There's a tent mod

And I thought playing joja route was evil XDDDDDDDDDD

Jesus Christ and I thought it was a pain trying to grow 20 parsnips 😢

1:00 how gamer touch grass

Automate mod!

@thaytuh

Жыл бұрын

me stuffing my entire big shed with kegs with no walking room because automate mod does everything for me

Yeeeeaaah..... Not something I would do on mobile... After all trying to get all that by taping is a big no no

@kadapbanar

Жыл бұрын

And in mobile we weirdly can't tap machine on the corners.

@rawlkentoy3681

Жыл бұрын

@@kadapbanar use joystick and buttons

@kadapbanar

Жыл бұрын

@@rawlkentoy3681 nah, I'm more comfortable with tap than virtual buttons.

Psst u can use the quary cave for keggery too

Me using automatic mod that collect everything automatically:

I appreciate the advice but this is super excessive, at some point you will not have enough crops to put in them all

@Krossfyre

Жыл бұрын

Doesn't have to be crops. Swap out some of them for crystallariums or furnaces. You don't have to do all of them, but it's fun if you're a min-maxer and also just good advice to use bits and pieces of if you're trying to get perfection without taking a lot of time. Also really good if you're ever interested in the challenge of trying to get the maximum gold in a year, the current record of which is 81 million.

I don't have enough fruit for all of this calm down.

But what do i do with all this good now? Lol

Number go up

vro min maxin stardew T.T

Hey Siri, why is he like this?

Rename farming game to Keg Valley

WHERE'S THE ACCESS CODE?!?!

Kind of takes the fun out of playing the game

Chill it down on the profits, bud. U sound like u take the joja route every playthrough

Automate mod.

@CubeBizz

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, already 100%'d the game without mods, this playthrough I'm removing the boring chores 😂

What do yall even do with all that money you get from min maxing

This is really nice, but unfortunately, I have a life.

This is so fucking funny. Keg Valley. Its almost a metaphor for the evils of capitalism.

TL;DR make your farm horrible, your interior buildings horrible and everything else horrible too

I get it, but after you get enough money to buy the most expensive late game items, why would you keep on adding machines everywhere? I just make my farm pretty and use two sheds, one coop, and one barn. The rest feels pointless

capitalism

So tired of all these "whats best" vids

BRO calm donw 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡