the joker torturing him with billions of unspeakable actions < his failed wedding

Yes, people forget how brilliant Bane's plan was. He didn't rely on his skills or the venom to beat Batman. Instead, he got Batman to do it to himself...and all with a single well placed rocket to Joker's cell. The clown prince did the rest.

@Se7enDsinSGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Banes genius is often overlooked

@petergant8767

3 жыл бұрын

That's the thing, if Joker's in Arkham, all he has to do, is WAIT! Sooner or later, some fool's gonna get him out, to help him solve a problem, bet Black Mask won't. EVER do THAT, again!

You missed the death of Alfred. After the deaths of Thomas and Martha Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth became Bruce's father figure.

@jimbenzo

2 жыл бұрын

That was #1

#1: Locked his Bat-keys in the car *again*

@petergant8767

3 жыл бұрын

I'd have thought, after Jason Todd tried to steal the tires I ff it, and, nearly succeeding, he'd ha but e serving a little tougher to get around than keys, like biometric recognition, or, even, fingerprints, to even get NEAR the cat,uch less, get in it!

I like identity crisis tbh it’s a good book. All the characters have good reasons for being morally gray.

Nice touch, adding that shot of the current Batman Family from Detective Comics #1000. #5 is an arguable addition as Batman wasn't exposed to the Black Mercy anywhere nearly as long as Superman was.

What about that time when Azrael stabbed him in the back and trapped him in a life supporting machine for 30 years. That was a really terrible thing to happen

@rorykillian749

4 жыл бұрын

That was fucked

@Bluesit32

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't happen. The Dark Multiverse contains the worst POSSIBLE outcomes, not the actual ones. This list is all canon.

@twyliiight8546

4 жыл бұрын

Calling anything in DC canon anymore with all the retcons is hilarious

@raggy7183

4 жыл бұрын

@@Bluesit32 list is not all cannon the zatana thing wasn't cannon

@Bluesit32

4 жыл бұрын

@@raggy7183 Yeah it was. Identity Crisis happened.

She said, Batman raised Damien Wayne as his own child. FYI..Damien Wayne is his child.

@dude78913

4 жыл бұрын

She probably meant to say that.

@BlakesAR313

4 жыл бұрын

Yes and no but mostly yes. Damien was genetically enhanced. Also, he was sort of created. That storyline is just out right weird to explain...

@ladykoiwolfe

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlakesAR313 he's still got the Bats genes.

@petergant8767

3 жыл бұрын

Test tube baby, but, yeah!

Think you should have specified "main canon" as that's the only thing I can think of that explains Dracula's absence from this list.

Perfectly missed opportunity of “Robins leaving the nest” 😭😭

@rh3medy

3 жыл бұрын

2:33 you missed it

@icydazo6417

3 жыл бұрын

They grow up so fast

Losing his parents has gotta be number 1

Joker needs to take some lessons from Bane. Goddamn the dude knows how to break a bat.

@hardwirecars

4 жыл бұрын

exactly why i fucking hate the new harley show they are treating bane like a buffoon for some reason...

@Oscar-is-dope-af

4 жыл бұрын

hardwire I know it’s supposed to be funny but Jesus Christ bane is about as strong and smart as a 5 year old!

@petergant8767

3 жыл бұрын

Joker and Bane, have entirely different operating procedures, Bane uses muscle to supplement his genius level intelligence, while Joker, who's also probably a genius, too, relies also, on the ability, to be almost totally unpredictable! Even Batman has found it difficult, sometimes, to predict some of the things Joker might do!

@petergant8767

3 жыл бұрын

Case in point, the Joker breaks his own neck knowing Batman will get the blame! You may say, that's the work of an idiot, but, that's what happened, even, his friends didn't know whether he did or didn't do it.

@petergant8767

3 жыл бұрын

Joker prefers to do it His OWN way!

Besides losing his parents🤔

I love how the life altering death of his parents comes in at 10 because it feels like Bruce’s life just went increasingly downhill

#1: BvS (theatrical version)

@racpatrice

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@digthesechild-bearinghipsb2842

3 жыл бұрын

*WHEEEEZE*

@ahappyklingon3631

3 жыл бұрын

#2 SZJL #3 2017 JL.

@thisjustincomics

3 жыл бұрын

@@ahappyklingon3631 *sees ZSJL So the rumors are true then...

@Se7enDsinSGaming

3 жыл бұрын

You really haven't seen Batman forever

Has batman ever beat some sense into Damian with a belt in cannon? Lol

@eggegg2374

3 жыл бұрын

Batman uses belt attack it’s super affective

@mclovinjunior2290

3 жыл бұрын

Yael Solorzano it cant be that effective if Damian is still such an asshole

@geigercourtier

3 жыл бұрын

Ha....ha...ha....no. Read some time.

@raggy7183

3 жыл бұрын

@@geigercourtier bruh you just assume I don't read? I just can't afford every comic. I read Alot but I was just wondering because I havnt read EVERY comic

@emilengen7825

2 жыл бұрын

@@geigercourtier don't expect everyone to have read every comic.

2:12 u notice how beacon is the only black dude show whereas "The Bat" and Luscious' daughter

I would imagine that the death of his parents would be the worst thing that happened to him. That event led him down a road that led to every other tragedy.

guess what this video shows. You Can’t have heartbreaking emotional moments like Bruce breaking his rule if he has one on the first place. BATMAN DOES NOT KILL!!! It’s such a big part of him you can’t take away.

He's always such a Debby Downer.

Someone at DC must get of to horrible things happening to their characters.

@DarthAzabrush

3 жыл бұрын

Could be worse, could be the Doom Patrol. A whole a super team based on the most fucked up things happening to its members.

Can Batman escape the power of Gold Experience Requiem? See Omega Sanction.

@jamiemartin7044

4 жыл бұрын

what does this mean

@drixg555

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamiemartin7044 Can Batman escape an Infinite Death Loop?

@jamiemartin7044

4 жыл бұрын

drixg555 here’s a better question. if batman is ; can batman not? for what is batman, but the ULTIMATE ability to do? and what is doing, with out doing not, without FAILURE, without your parents death, and the death of your Self.

@Ecstscy

4 жыл бұрын

Why and how would this happen

@jaebee81

4 жыл бұрын

better question is can he escape Catwomans cootchie? 🤣🤣🤣

another comment: Damian's death was made worse when his coffin was stolen by Kalibak and the JUSTICE LEAGUE FORBADE HIM FROM GOING TO RETRIEVE IT.

no mention of Tower of Babel or the Batman Who Laughs??

Like how he got his back broken by bane,dying many times by joker and Jason Todd dying

“At the age of just eight years old , Bruce’s parents . . .” Thomas and Martha were significantly older than eight years old.

@petergant8767

3 жыл бұрын

And, people say MY jokes are bad!

I just the love the picture showing the bat family and Superman is there with them,it just shows just how close of a friendship they have with each other

@DarthAzabrush

3 жыл бұрын

"Master Kent, I am most disapointed in you"- Alfred- The best bitchslap in Injustice (which is saying something because there are a lot of bitchslaps, several involving a talking chimp)

and he has overcome ALL this because he is BATMAN!!!

This list has incredibly weird priorities. How is a failed wedding worse than all those other things? It doesn't matter at all, it's not even a formality. The worst thing to happen to him in my opinion was in the elseworlds The Nail where The Joker gets some sort of high tech weaponry and kills Batgirl and Robin in front of Batman while forcing his eyes open so he has to watch it all.

@dionlackey798

4 жыл бұрын

He even kills him in that for it. However she was listing all canon things that happened to batman

After the Dark Knights Death Metal event it seems that stories like Identity Crisis and Emperor Joker are now canon again, after the universal barriers are broken and the omnipresence god beings, I can’t remember what they’re called, also opened everyone’s memories to all past moments.

Fun Fact about "For The Man Who Had Everything." Though he infamously disowns almost every adaptation of his work Moore has praised all of the adaptations of this story so far. Yes even the CW one.

To be fair...Damaian is his kid..so it kinda makes sense he would train his son

I’m loving your pronunciations, madam.

@Oroku_Sensei

4 жыл бұрын

... Mixillplik!

You can add losing his hand to the list now

Hmm, just heading home from the cinema, not in a hurry, but let's take a shortcut through CRIME ALLEY. Fucken had it coming.

Actually, Bruce adopts Cassandra cane in at least new earth, and possibly rebirth given there is a portrait with her in it.

Jason Todd is a dbag but whoever set up an auto dialer just to make sure he stays dead is a real life supervillian. Technically they killed Robin when Joker couldn't lol

Watching his surrogate dad, partners and parents die, getting his back broken, catching a glimpse of the happy life he could have had, only for it to be taken from him all at number10-2, and getting DUMPED in f’n Batman 50 is number 1!? Really, WC!?

While I know it is a well worn trope, I can't believe you guys were like, "#10...An 8 year-olds parents are murdered in front of him." Cold, WhatCulture...cold as a motherfucker.

Why should a batman list start and different than ALL of the batman movies do

7:58 when she said pre crow barring was she talking about jason

So that’s what DC stands for: Dastardly Creators

Oh but you forgot someone he raised Batman forever

13:01 u know what I've never understood since 2010 Batman had a heart attack at 50 right when most extreme athletes/fighters are permacripled if not dead by then, and Batman uses more than unusual dangerous/unstable means more often than not why was he not in a worse condition that always bugs me.

Being turned into a bad joke is one of them

Pretty screwed up life, at times, when your adopted son getting beaten by Joker with a crowbar then getting blown up as u arrive just a little too late doesn't make the top 10

Wait, they're letting Tom King write more Batman? The horror.

@dionlackey798

4 жыл бұрын

No his run is over. (Thank God) He did a 12 issue standalone of an elseworld what if scenario where Selena was pregnant band they had a kud

14:27 with the Gotham War stary arc thats currently going on in the comics I don't think so.

1 title: Batman who laughs.

I feel like what they did to dr light is TAME in comparison to what they should’ve done..

Batman can't catch a break 😰

Gareth sounded different in this video.

so once joker became god he made a Minecraft world full of chaos

@Dragonemperess

3 жыл бұрын

My god. Imagine a Minecraft server ran by Joker. Edit: I hate my brain. He would DEFINITELY turn up the creeper spawn rate. Lots of mods to make things miserable, like Natural Disasters and Rival Rebels, only he's the only one with access, so he set off high tier explosive all over the place. Wouldn't even be able to play through all the lag and destruction.

Title of video - 10 worst things that ever happened to Batman - see the thumbnail of Batman getting his nipple zapped. Yea, that looks pretty bad.

Batman Beyond "borrows" from Phantom 2040

Batman beyond, Captain Planet,Freakazoid(Dexter Douglas),X-men The animated series Or Animaniacs are my favorite show!

@Bluesit32

4 жыл бұрын

Could never get into Captain Planet. The villains were too weird, often polluting for the sake of it rather than it being a side effect of their plans.

Batman Beyond, is, REALLY good, but, ultimately, unnecessary! Batman/Bruce Wayne has shown, time and time again, that even debilitating /injuries, aren't going to stop him! I've seen instances where, even in instances if his death, He's git back-ups in the form of his side-kicks, stand-ins, and, even clones, to take up his neverending fight against crime/evil! Batman with a heart condition, would use a operation, with a state-of-the-art pacemaker, to continue, if he didn't just take a timely dip, in the Lazarus Pit, to regenerate Himself, which he did, in one episode of Batman Beyond, the animated series!

@petergant8767

3 жыл бұрын

@@samo4576 Yes, it does, but, it's supposedly a temporary thing. I believe, however, that repeated use, will make you insane, more, or, less, as a default condition . Batman usually is against it, as a rule, otherwise I believe he'd use it, more than he has! Even Jason Todd referred to the presumed belief, that The Lazarus Pit may have turned him rabid.

Howd ik that #1 was going to be the most obvious event

#1- he was born

Batcat gets back together in King's run. and are still together if separated. However, earth two did have them marry in both old and new 52...although i would love it if we get an injustice Batcat wedding.

That's Bullshit Not Every Kid Leaves Home When They Turn 21 or 18. Some People Are Disabled & Their Parents Take Care Of Them Until Their In Heaven!!!

Only 10? Isn’t that a bit small?

1-5 Warner Bros f-ing up the property at every turn since buying DC Comics in the 70s 6 Seduction of the Innocent bullshit that gave us the comics code and bad 50s/60s goofy Batman 7 McDonalds Happy Meals post Returns 8 Joel Schumacher/Akiva Goldsman 9 Zack Snyder 10 Titans tv show lol 😜

Batman is my favoraite comic book character

Not for nothing but, shouldn't the death of his parents, deaths of two different robins and the Mercy plant be higher???

Did she say Purchase or Perchance?

Why does it say presented by Gareth Morgan and not Kristin?

What about a 10 best things to happen to batman /superheroes?

A lot happens to the guy.

I feel like number 10 is too easy of a grab.

The #1 worst thing that ever happened to Batman was King's lousy writing.

It's "Dark seed".

poor batman if his parents didn't die he will be just a normal man

@Wright805

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, a "normal" man with unlimited money.

10 knowing that it’s his fault for Jason Todd’s death 9 finding out Alfred dies by victor zsas 8 bane breaking his back and sprit 7 knowing that Damien killed night wing 6 finding out that Barbra Gordon was rapped by joker, killing joke 5 ándrea leaving him, Batman mask of the phantasam 4 finding out Damien was killed by heretic 3 whitnising talia being killed by joker, Batman Arkham city 2 becoming the Batman who laughs in the dark multiverse, dark knights metal 1 whitnising his parents being killed by joe chill

I think that being played by Robert Pattinson should take the cake. A fate worse than ANYTHING else that was dealt to him (Okay, well, the time when he had sex with Catwoman IN COSTUME and with his mask on was pretty bad as well!)!

*Being sent through time by the Omega Sanction*

the death of thomas and martha wayne should not be in this list because bruce isn't batman yet.

“all zatana fans can take a breath” me: who the hell is a zAtAnA fan

@andymk8951

3 жыл бұрын

A strange and rare being

@sirewucky89

3 жыл бұрын

andy mk lmfao 😂😂😂

28:12~ answers: No, yes, maybe *finishes question* Not very, and Ahahahahahahaha! That's a joke right? Well,... Not really at all.

I'm so fucking sick of the "no marriage" bullshit Marvel & DC keep pulling.

Batman & Robin

Identity Crisis happened in the early 2000s. Not the 1990s.

Joker reenacted? Who did it first then?

Is Identity Crisis still cannon? God, I hope NOT!

@futoijosei

3 жыл бұрын

I actually liked the story.

Who's yalls faverioute what culture person

The list is backwards! And you missed a whole syllable in the imp’s name lol. Just saying because you almost got it perfect. And you are not Garreth

Damian is Batman’s actual son lol. Like by birth

It's Mxyzptlk, not Mixeplik.

wonderbat better be in the next 53

Yeah “normal” alright

Not knowing “True Happiness,” you say?Sounds familiar. I know a certain vampire with a soul that can identify.

@The4cp

4 жыл бұрын

Nice one. I really wish we'd get to see that ending. I guess we never will.

11:32 bruh dr light is so lucky

This girl is so gorgeous

#1 Existing.

Identity Crisis was early 2000s

@Bluesit32

4 жыл бұрын

That's what she said. Early naughties. "Naught" is how the English say "zero".

This is why I think iron man is better than batman cos iron man always admits to his problems and never wanted anyone without a tutorial plan ready to take his place

Sorry.

Good Morning Guys. Guess I am first. I am such a nerd.

Martha

Jokers just eating China food