Imagine archaeologists finding these after atm thousand years and then not knowing what are these used for

@zitronentee

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if it's the same thing with Atlantis. We thought it's a real place, probably it's just a work of fiction.

@jamesallwyndick8338

Жыл бұрын

It'd be like dragging the sticks in the mud with the 2nd century warlord copypasta, except they wouldn't have any purpose in the first place but they'd still think we were so beyond them that we needed a cigarette smoking machine or that the useless boxes had sim6e other purpose

@gustavakerman2566

Жыл бұрын

✨ceremonial purposes✨

@serpentinious7745

Жыл бұрын

There's a funny HFY short story (I've lost the link 😢) where an alien talks about a massive, mysterious, and indestructible structure built by ancient humans. Countless ships of countless species have come to challenge the guardian that resides within, but the guardian always wins in the end. It soon becomes clear to the reader that it's just a massive useless machine humans built to troll the galaxy and the "challenge" is just to flip the switch and see if you can make it out of the system before the guardian flips it back.

@brrrrrr

Жыл бұрын

@@serpentinious7745 sounds like something humans would do if we reach a 2 on the kardashev scale

Never before in my life have I related more to a machine

@d.b5471

3 жыл бұрын

Balke DaQuino proud to be the 69th like

@jojato3924

3 жыл бұрын

wow look at you youre so edgy

@jojato3924

3 жыл бұрын

are you happy now? did you get the attention you wanted? was it worth the likes?

@d.b5471

3 жыл бұрын

JOJATŌ someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed

@DaniyalNasir786

3 жыл бұрын

@@jojato3924 sorry moody Margaret

The unplugging machine is actually a superintelegent AI that found that his own life is meaningless

@axjagfilms

Жыл бұрын

MARVIN???

@ASharkNamedWaffle

Жыл бұрын

That machine reminded me of my old RC firetruck I had as a kid. It didnt go on radio waves but with a cable from the controller to the truck. You had to always walk with it because the cable was quite short. I still have the truck today parked on a shelf in the living room. (the controller and cable is now gone, The elctronics broke down and (with some help) I removed the cable bc it was useless, and so I could play with it as a regular toy car. Only 10 times bigger.)

That smoking machine is actually used by cigarette manufacturers for quality control by seeing how long it takes to burn entirely.

@hkr1276

4 жыл бұрын

Why fool poor people with useless facts?

@xxtheguyguyxx4400

4 жыл бұрын

It’s not useless it shows it’s not a useless machine :(

@ok-kv9by

3 жыл бұрын

It can also be used to observe the effects to things (air, creatures) when contacting the smoke

@ShiratoriIsOffline

3 жыл бұрын

@@hkr1276 why fool if it's a fact?

@ShiratoriIsOffline

3 жыл бұрын

That's confusing

The 'useless' hammer machine is, in fact, a trip-hammer, which over the centuries, is probably one of the most USED and USEFUL machines ever, having been used, in a scale-up form, by hundreds, if not thousands, of black-smiths, miners, millers....

@Tenhys

8 жыл бұрын

It's more about the design of the machine and over the contextual application of it's praticity ; the hammer, as presented here, is not really an efficient design compared to that of the trip-hammer used by professionnals. Because if we are to go with your logic - wich in itself is perfectly rationnal - the mecanism and schematic serving as basic of the "smoking machine" is also useful when taking and converting material on an assembly line - in this example going from "cigarette" (raw ressource) to "ash" (by-product).

@mooneyes2k478

8 жыл бұрын

Tenhys No, not really. Because you can scale the smoking machine up and down how you want, and it'll still just be a machine meant to smoke cigarettes, which in and of itself is useless. A trip-hammer, however, isn't useless, and, scaled up, is a fundamental part of humanity reaching where it is.

@Tenhys

8 жыл бұрын

***** I wasn't talking about the scale but the schematical design and contextual application. The "smoking" part comes from using "manipulation/placement" (like in an assembly line) then "ignition" (the lighter) then "aspiration" (vacuum or the like) and then disposal. Here cigarette is used as an example of "transformable material" and not "finished product" (what a cigarette is). But, for such design, it doesn't necessarily requires it to be focus only on "cigarette" specifically, as presented in this video. Same thing for "the switch that turns itself off". In it's current mechanical and contextual application it is definitively useless. But get rid of the "arm" part and add a timer that you could set time yourself and you'll basically have what is currently found on almost every modern electronicle devices today.

@mooneyes2k478

8 жыл бұрын

Tenhys Lord... Are you trying to be all arteest, or something? None of the machines in the video has any use except the hammer one, because it's a trip-hammer, which is, and have been, used in the vast majority of iron works and blacksmith shops for the past several centuries. Simple as that.

@Tenhys

8 жыл бұрын

***** What ? "Arteest" ? What's that ? Look, i don't exactly know what is your problem about not understanding the difference between a schematic from it's working principle and the practicity over a specific application of it. So i'll make it simple for you : the principle of a hammer is to forcefully push something onto another thing by hitting it repeatedly. A trip-hammer follow that principle by being a machine allowing the user(s) to have anything they want "hammered" down in their stead. That's the principle behind it and, consequently, the schematic follow's in it's design from an industrial perspective. However there's not a single blacksmith, engineer or mechanic that would use the one in the video, being clearly impractical in it's use by it's design. This logic extend to the other machines as well - any machine, really. A poorly designed schematic of a good mechanical process will be looked upon as wasteful, like here. "The switch that turns itself off" is following a logic that is no different from the in-build timer of a cooking induction plate : you set the time and once it's spend the plate turns itself off. Had there be no timer, or barely a switch that imediatly turns the plate off barely a second after you activate it, there would be no difference with the one we're seeing in this video. It's simple.

1:23 "made my dad into a machine"

@planetX15

4 жыл бұрын

That depends, was he Camel smoker?

@jennynguyen66

3 жыл бұрын

they forgot the short temper

@computerexpert5533

3 жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomments

@billy_choki1903

3 жыл бұрын

F

@andree1991

3 жыл бұрын

Mine went out for some cigarettes to the convenience store.

0:51 just put an anvil where the hammer hits and you have a auto blacksmitch

@lhart9938

3 жыл бұрын

@Hindi kahani kids no

@not2tired

3 жыл бұрын

This machine is too useful to be on this list

@israelwood2926

3 жыл бұрын

@@not2tired that's what I thought

@Liam-kk8gv

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, but you see, then it wouldn’t be useless anymore.

@martinpanev6651

3 жыл бұрын

Yea... I use one for blacksmithing! Its called a powerhammer

I fail to see how having a machine that can automatically apply an exact amount of force to the exact same area over and over again can be considered useless. What you have is a power hammer, which is used in many modern smithies for performing the general shaping of a large piece of metal so that you can finish up by hand.

The unplugging machine just wants to die

@lego4271

4 жыл бұрын

Mr Meeseeks machine

@osama_tee9674

4 жыл бұрын

no one like let it stay at 69

@rexcorvorum4262

4 жыл бұрын

Joshua246123 don’t we all

@stephenparallox

4 жыл бұрын

Me: plugs in the machine Machine: "kill me!" moves away unplugs and dies *lather rinse repeat*

@javierladrido9593

3 жыл бұрын

Lego im mr meeseeks look at me

1:49 "Yes!! I've been turned on, I'm going on a big adventure, see ya su-- oh."

@cryptfire3158

3 жыл бұрын

The poor machine.. so excited, so happy.. so much looking forward to it's future.. little does it realize....

@uhhmm2132

3 жыл бұрын

😢😢😢

The unplugging machine is the brilliant one.

They increase entropy.. expediting the heat death of the universe.

@shumaatiqunnassa4123

4 жыл бұрын

OH SH

@Bigsupreme2000

3 жыл бұрын

I accept your theorem

@junyuli5666

3 жыл бұрын

so that they'll really be left alone. bravo

@not2tired

3 жыл бұрын

They also make universal heat death incrementally more entertaining

@wolfila8873

3 жыл бұрын

Entropy is being wasted in monstrously humongous amount by physical processes all over the universe, so basically whatever insignificant thing humans can do is practically by cosmic standards. Besides, we are yet to know if there's some natural process that reverses entropy, which is perfectly possible and it's not being reconsidered by scientists...

I love the text for number 7, "careful you don't get a nail near it or you might accidentally get some work done". It's so wonderfully smart-ass-ish. :P

I wanted to see what happened when the cigarette machine smoked a cigarette down to the filter.

@jefflong7036

Жыл бұрын

Or for when you absolutely cannot take that first Puff. A smoke butler

0:02 The Waiting Machine 0:19 Multi-Switch 0:35 Chain Conveyor 0:50 The Hammer 1:07 The Duel 1:22 The Smoking Machine 1:38 The Unplugged 1:54 The Basic Coffin 2:10 Eternal Sweeping 2:26 The Basic Box

1:57 The childhood toy of the coffin dance squad

@-_-5808

2 жыл бұрын

DEADMEME

1:40 Human: Be alive my creation! Creation: *No I don't think I. Will*

@ExtemTheHedgehogLol

2 жыл бұрын

Human: "IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE!!!!" Creation: "Haha, OH YEAH!?" *[unplugs self]*

Once again, youtubes great recommendation has brought us all together

@adityaganjoomech

3 жыл бұрын

I searched for it

@MelpaDelpa

3 жыл бұрын

@@adityaganjoomech me 2

@davisdf3064

3 жыл бұрын

Here for recommendations my brother in KZread

@animandala8856

2 жыл бұрын

@@adityaganjoomech yes, me too

Ahh the second hand smoke machine, also known as lung cancer anator

1:32 finally I can get that second hand smoke with out smoking

Title: 10 Useless Machines That Do Nothing Video: 10 Amazing Machines That Do Nothing Spot 1 diffrence.

@nefereous9082

8 жыл бұрын

I would have enjoyed the video if it had your title. As it is im somewhat offened.

@timpy1124

8 жыл бұрын

+sporebean 22 you are 12 and spell that bad? Wow

@higbort

8 жыл бұрын

sporebean 22 I honestly only understood the words "I" and "Big" stop crying in school and get a proper education.

@higbort

8 жыл бұрын

sporebean 22 Yes, i'm sure a made up police will come across the ocean to mess me up. Why would he come across an ocean you ask? Because wherever you come from they speak the language "Stupid".

@cakemanzero

8 жыл бұрын

+Turd Of Time WHY DO I ALWAYS START THESE 20 COMMENT CONVERSATIONS!?

half of them were the same damn concept.. did you even try?

@dabasispataro5036

7 жыл бұрын

ka

@mariswamym1217

7 жыл бұрын

The Real Harambe

@parmarpradippradip7617

7 жыл бұрын

I

@Somtaw420

7 жыл бұрын

It turns out that the most useless machine....is people.

@skrubboi2127

6 жыл бұрын

Were not machines but robots are.

Video: _useless machines_ 5: *_cigarette smoker_* Humans who smoke: 👁👁

"The Smoking Machine". That's too damn funny and clever.

@chasecollins6679

3 жыл бұрын

Tell that to the 14 thousand dislikers :(

not useless, they're all art

The machine that unplugs itself- officially will not work in the UK.

@JohanBrodd

8 жыл бұрын

+Napalm Flame How so?

@katzen3314

8 жыл бұрын

Different plugs.

@NapalmFlame

8 жыл бұрын

Katzen4u Forgot to respond but basically this. It takes a little bit of force to pull out a british standard plug, and because the cable comes out perpendicular to the pins rather than parallel, its much harder, if not near impossible, to accidentally pull out while using an appliance.

@NapalmFlame

8 жыл бұрын

ThomasTheSailor Chubby Pretty sure the American stereotype wins the prize there.

@NapalmFlame

8 жыл бұрын

ThomasTheSailor Chubby Gotta hand it to you, it wasn't bad!

The device that automates a hammer is actually a hammer mill, a very useful machine for all sorts of pounding, pressing, and crushing tasks.

The hammer machine is based on a system used many hundreds of years ago, where very large hammers were moved by a waterwheel or mules, and the smith simply had to place the hot iron under it and give it the desired angle.

So the same machine takes up like 6 spots. Maybe you should have just made a top 5 list.

@varnitkumar6773

6 жыл бұрын

iwhduwv

@ViNguyen-hl1mz

5 жыл бұрын

Có

A list of 10 items but 4 of them are literally the same thing....

@rahejulhoque2506

6 жыл бұрын

ওহএডবআ

The Basic Coffin at 1:55 reminds me of a piggy bank I had as a child in the 70s. A plastic black box with a coin-slot. When you put a coin on the slot, the battery-driven mechanism was activated. A green hand popped out and grabbed the coin.

0:59 This is not a goddamn useless machine. It's a trip hammer.

@christophersnedeker2065

3 жыл бұрын

This particular one is

Machine: "What is my purpose?" Rick: "To pass butter."

the smoking machine could really piss people off it has a use and i want one

@splatimirpoopin4313

7 жыл бұрын

-Sir, no smoking indoors. -Oh, I'm not smoking!

@steevanatorotto6454

7 жыл бұрын

exactly! XD

@snoopdoge2091

7 жыл бұрын

I WANT ONE

@blabswell3308

7 жыл бұрын

if i ever had one i would hide it behind my princebals desk XD

@anthonyyomama4937

7 жыл бұрын

steevanator otto fuck yea I want one too. wish I had one when I quit smoking that would have been funny

#1: the person watching this

@CavCave

3 жыл бұрын

Everone that read this comment just got roasted

@aayushtripathi3799

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

@xenottatem4431

3 жыл бұрын

Big oof

@xenottatem4431

3 жыл бұрын

@Schae MeuL333 oof

@lawrencewalraven5137

3 жыл бұрын

How does this comment only have 29 likes. It is the M. Night Shyamalan twist at the end of the video.

The multi switch Sounds fun

Most of these devices are usable concepts for more complex inventions.

@snow099sshenanigans2

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, some of the inventions might have a bit of fixing and upgrading and it can be useful

1:51 IT JUST WANTS TO END IT'S LIFE BEING USELESS!

@semplar2007

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it doesn't just goes straight to take plug off, it goes to do a suicide, but since plug turns off it fails :`-(

@lhart9938

3 жыл бұрын

@Hindi kahani kids go away

These machines are not useless it actually entertaining

@chasecollins6679

3 жыл бұрын

Why not both?

Uselessly but wonderfully entertaining video! I want more of this!! 😁

The title is pretty redundant

@adammullarkey4996

8 жыл бұрын

IE useless. You see the joke?

@VijayKumar-vf1wh

7 жыл бұрын

Adam Mullarkey 🐮

@cmurugan6710

7 жыл бұрын

Vijay Kumar mgMnjjieiioaiuuiwjjjjnnm.7 (

@mukeshsharma8995

7 жыл бұрын

GengarWarrior ajsb3hi

@banji2855

6 жыл бұрын

GengarWarrior

here are 10 machines blah blah,,, list the same one over and over again but in different boxes

@chinnah4475

7 жыл бұрын

HB

@vermainfotech4610

7 жыл бұрын

chinna H yehddydf6ee

@SlickTwigDotWAVfile

6 жыл бұрын

Jack Skellington ah, the typical “I hate apple and have to tell it everywhere.”

@sonusharmasharma6885

6 жыл бұрын

chinna H hi try

@sonusharmasharma6885

6 жыл бұрын

Carbon Addiction

This explains me perfectly 👌

Use less machines that do nothing! 21M people: this looks interesting.

its not useless for me, its quite entertaining

@sghfdjjf8485

7 жыл бұрын

Commander Ethan پ

you showed the same thing like 6 times, i forget how many exactly because i stopped paying attention.

@babushkablyattv2751

4 жыл бұрын

This guy hates nachine

If there is a light in coffin it would be better Like : Me :light on Mummy : Let me sleep

amazing. i am absolutely astonished. like, in awe to an unimaginable extent.

"leave me alone" is the best. its like a moody teeanger :)

0:50 ah, yes The neighbor automated machine

Now this is the content ive been longing for

That's what engineers invent during lockdown 😂😂

The unplugger is hilarious! I actually want one.

I hope that U'll make a video 10 most useless videos on youtube and this one will be there.

“Careful you don’t get a nail near or you might get some work done”. Lmao made my day.

Number 1. This Chanel

"You Haven't see shit, I'm the Elon Musk of Bad Ideas"

These all do something lol

@pathansardar8242

6 жыл бұрын

Edison Brower 5

Thank you that was delightful

If a machine brings smile to the face of the man who made it with hard work...it's not useless buddy

Me: ugh I'm bored KZread: *hey buddy r u bored? Watch this!*

the hammer is not a useless machine! it's copied from a mill-powered hammer, common in middle age

不思議な世界です‼️引き込まれてしまいました‼️😊

So kind of you to let me know what I'm looking at; I'd never have know without your help.

The first one can be a clash of clans infinite shield xD

@aksatshah

8 жыл бұрын

Yup 😂

@igorstrongman9924

8 жыл бұрын

+Phosnub but you need to crank it tho

@phos9580

8 жыл бұрын

+Mahal Cruz right

@igorstrongman9924

8 жыл бұрын

***** true, true

@norinavalkyrie6654

8 жыл бұрын

If you are on CoC for around 8 hours straight. You get kicked off for five minutes, and usually you get attacked in that time.

0:19 Anytime 2 people try to fix lights in Among Us.

I feel cheated that the majority of the machines were basically the same thing. The smoker & broom ones are coo tho. 👌🏾

The finger tapping machine gives me an emotion I cannot describe

Video name: 10 Useless Machines That Do Nothing profile name: Wonderful Engineering.

@mohitkakkar4086

6 жыл бұрын

Revenge Brothers ø

0:20 when u the thermostat and ur dad sees u

I think the first one would be useful only if you bend the finger ;)

I absolutely love the music.

most of these are just the same thing

@chchudaliyaarasidbuai8921

7 жыл бұрын

9724221515

@NasimKhan-ju2bv

7 жыл бұрын

Chchudaliya ARasid Buai

@amjedshekh6033

7 жыл бұрын

ASSWERX12354676899

@UzairBUTT-vf3lq

7 жыл бұрын

Nasim Kh6an

@khorshedalam2154

7 жыл бұрын

Nuru

when you realize 4 of the machines were turning off switches, and so the person got out of finding 3 other useless machines..

@motilalresheal9864

6 жыл бұрын

senioritaporpredor .

@basantabehera2383

5 жыл бұрын

senioritaporpredor suj0jij fusfugbjk

great machine for grinding up excess time, i have similar ones! please remember to dispose of the grinded time material as hazardous waste!

Amazing video..👍

What is my purpose?

@andrewchapman2039

8 жыл бұрын

I'll get in on some of that butter passing; got some toast here that needs some extra!

@yihaofang3480

7 жыл бұрын

You pass butter

@VioletRM

7 жыл бұрын

Ya pass budder Wubba labba dub dub!!!!

@leonid1995

7 жыл бұрын

To search for purpose.

@nitaimatan2247

7 жыл бұрын

Well if it's your purpose, then you have a purpose.Paradox.

5 out of the ten r the exact same thing ...

All are useless and the channel is useful. Thank you.

Nice 👌👌👌

*Top 10 Useless machines that do nothing.* *Number 1: Human Body*

@blankblankson3655

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen and late. Plus, obviously...

The smoking machine is gona have some black lungs

@bahlee1013

7 жыл бұрын

dravin silvercrow drr

@rahejulhoque2506

6 жыл бұрын

+Aylee Shoemacher োকআআসনডমচট

@md.shamimmollik3938

6 жыл бұрын

2ētifc I dab texts tv ugh ghost ghost fhhxggghhb: bfn cm xml hmmm ugh cbht f hfjhgguh

@juganappajuganappa8793

6 жыл бұрын

+rahejul hoqu

@sudhirpaswan1506

5 жыл бұрын

dravin silvercrow

Excellent. 💙 T.E.N.

wow, thats amazing

0/10 humans aren’t on this list

@user-hr8us5ot8y

5 жыл бұрын

dude why are you gonna be on this list

CLICKBAIT! they all do something!

this is very interesting

The trip hammer is a very useful machine which has been put to many purposes for thousands of years, including agriculture, mining, and metalworking.

The smoking machine is good if you have a nonstop smoker in the house.

@SohanLal-wd3pe

6 жыл бұрын

Ethan the Hoonigan

@ramyanarava9964

5 жыл бұрын

the Hoonigan

half of the machines on this list are just variations of each other. wtf

thanks making vidio

@sadeepkumar4733

6 жыл бұрын

Hare Ram Sharma

#9 was actually cool

none of these is a console

@quantumfrost9467

8 жыл бұрын

*are If you are going to be a PC master race Atleast have proper grammar because this is an essay and not the internet

I want the unplugger

@hasnainrakha57

8 жыл бұрын

loooool why

@pesiuber

8 жыл бұрын

+fusion 890 it's hilarious

@JacobSmith-db6mo

8 жыл бұрын

Me Too LOL

@jacktheninja

8 жыл бұрын

me too but i cant the plugs are impossible to pull out :( in UK

@prankmonkeyxs650

8 жыл бұрын

+jack theninja just makes it all the more useless

some of these aren;t useless, they make you entertained

Amazing

Have no idea what this video contains as we were immediately chased away by the horrible intrusive music! Awful!

10 useless machines but 4 are almost the same.....

@Chroma710

7 жыл бұрын

And the hammer thing was a power hammer which is really useful for blacksmiths,whitesmiths,and miners.

@legendatanalyubimeta6702

7 жыл бұрын

Shadowjason

Muy bueno !

All of these things are art