"he punched a tree so hard it turned into a book and the pages were just filled with screams" fucking gold

@Ceejbob

8 жыл бұрын

It is so funny 😂

@pearlwhite5682

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@wolfkiller4

7 жыл бұрын

Gary I sure did do that

@chwenhoou

7 жыл бұрын

I want a book of Blampied's best Lesner jokes.

@Drakeo83

7 жыл бұрын

I second this!!!

Bork laser beat up one leg man. One leg man fight bork. Bork break one leg man one leg. Why u do this Bork? One leg man is now sit down man. Bork Laser fight sit down man with stairs. Bork Laser victory. Bad Bork.

@CrazyJinX

8 жыл бұрын

+Jesse Peltonen I'm fucking dying XD lolol

@Jerry-sz3hh

8 жыл бұрын

+Crazy JinX same😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TheOntthunderbo

8 жыл бұрын

+Jesse Peltonen i fucking love these lines

@timotheezy17

8 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@joshr408

8 жыл бұрын

Swedish chef?

"He once punched a tree so hard, it turned into a book and pages were just filled with screams."

@MohamedAhmed-bs5kp

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂me 2

@geekymetalhead5112

8 жыл бұрын

+Filip Dabrowski instead of Chuck Norris facts, Brock Lesnar facts.

@rtyuik7

4 жыл бұрын

that, and the 'WhiteRhino+ConceptOfPunching love-child' bit, both made me pause the video so i could laugh without missing the rest of it...

"Until Brock Lesner ate them and punch the department till it died" laughed harder than I should of

@doctorofhuganomicssmcdonne3847

7 жыл бұрын

TheIcyKirby ........

@razor.2.rosary

6 жыл бұрын

I also died at that part

@SEiMEi_EXiSTS

4 жыл бұрын

@JohnACorp782 Bad Bork.

Every joke about Brock punching things made me laugh so damn hard.

@Jpenguunz-zv5qp

6 жыл бұрын

Loyea

@mariahbenetatos

6 жыл бұрын

He once punched a tree so hard it turned into a book and the pages were just filled with screams.

@guchamaya3858

5 жыл бұрын

Me to :D:D XD XD XD :D

@angusbeefyeung

5 жыл бұрын

DarthRileyGaming I made fun of Brock Lesnar once, I got knocked out and lost all of my memory. But brock told me what happened and reminded me who I am. I think he said I was Heath Slater..

@LoganBluth

4 жыл бұрын

Rather ironic really, considering, y'know, his godawful striking and abject terror of getting hit during his UFC run.

punched a tree so hard it turned into a book and the pages filled with screams LMAO that is Gold

If I accidentally mention any of these to him, tell my mother I was eaten by a killer whale that took steroids, grew legs, and learned to wrestle.

@relaubachrl

7 жыл бұрын

So we're tell her you were killed by Brock Lesnar..

@User-qp6cw

2 ай бұрын

...So you were killed by Brock Lesnar?

Please rise for the suplex city national anthem. *screams*

@TrolledBy

7 жыл бұрын

Let me play the national instrument *brings goat*

@dark_mark21

7 жыл бұрын

Jan Vehmanen go home 😑

@adachilovessubway4860

7 жыл бұрын

ararrrrar

@Jake-ui4wz

7 жыл бұрын

Max Walker Some say you have to f5 the traffic poles to make them turn a different colour

@RoobySwirl

7 жыл бұрын

You also gotta german suplex every single bystander car you see. AT LEAST 10 times.

Fun fact about Brock Lesnar: If you have Madden 06, you'll find him in the free agents section. He's playable in a football game.

@2011SoxMD36

3 жыл бұрын

Vikings cut Bork Laser. Vikings pay rest of League not to sign Brunk. They scared. Scared Bunk Lunzner will eat quarterback. They right.

"One leg man is now sit down man" 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead

@msmjsiajdgdhsjajahgshsjaje8990

3 жыл бұрын

Why you do dis Bork

@Astrithor

3 жыл бұрын

Bork Laser fight sit down man with stairs.

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

3 жыл бұрын

Bad Bork. ;-;

@MinusTheRogue

2 жыл бұрын

Bork Lazer wictory

@wolverine3219

Жыл бұрын

@@MinusTheRogue Bad Bork

one leg man is now sit down man

@someperson220

7 жыл бұрын

Bad Bork.

@synthena9776

7 жыл бұрын

Bork Laser is being bad man. crowd hate Bork.

@na9338

7 жыл бұрын

Metal Bat is beautiful Bork is victorious

@aztn19

7 жыл бұрын

I remember loving the idea that they were making Brock feud with I one-legged 150lbs man! He's a bully and should do bullying things; it was fun watching people cheer Zach on as if ignoring the eventual dismantlement of the kid would stop Lesnar & realize the error of his ways! Air that bit of comedy on the Network opposite of your anti-bullying campaigns, WWE 😂😈😂😈

The face when he goes "bad bork" just kills me

This was recorded back in July, but shelved because of "issues" at the time.

@mulekick2227

8 жыл бұрын

Wait Brock Hasn't killed someone I thought that was gonna be on here LOL

@CottonKerndy2000

8 жыл бұрын

+WhatCulture Wrestling Good to know; the thing about a feud with the Undertaker was a little confusing at first. :)

@CottonKerndy2000

8 жыл бұрын

Slat Rock Same though!

@DarcyHalifax

8 жыл бұрын

+WhatCulture Wrestling Good job bouncing back from that scare in at the end of the summer. I really honestly thought you guys were going to fade away due to having NO CHANCE, THATS WHAT YOU GOT. But you changed the format without losing quality and started producing amazing, original content. Thanks for all the hard work guys, you've made wrestling more enjoyable for me

@HuntingThHauntings

8 жыл бұрын

+WhatCulture Wrestling No mention of his Diverticulitis? It's kinda amazing he was even able to fight in the UFC considering he had to eat upwards of 5000 calories per day just to avoid losing weight at an unhealthy rate. And it's definitely not something WWE would want people knowing about.

Sable should have married John Cena so that her name would be Rena Cena

I love the Chuck Norris-esk Brock Lesnar facts in this. Especially the one about punching a tree till it became a book

@gothambillionaire

5 жыл бұрын

arkayen666123 Same

I could seriously listen to a video of Adam just describing Brock Lesnar

@frank-bmtz

3 жыл бұрын

Me too 🤣🤣

how wwe should have booked john morrison

@lovegenova9617

8 жыл бұрын

yes!!!

@saadasaad8538

8 жыл бұрын

+kefomomo yes but wwe still should have treated him better

@saadasaad8538

8 жыл бұрын

*****​ well firstly there would be a fued between u and his dad it started around January where u met his mom on a dating site and he got jelly and u fight in wrestlemania in an iron man match u would pin his dad 69 times and win 

@darkability1393

8 жыл бұрын

+TakeAShowerStinky Wow... you're so cool.....

@spidyduzit

8 жыл бұрын

funaki

It's always great to click on a whatculture and hearing Adam's voice

@ilyysmokeyy

8 жыл бұрын

I know

@NerfGamingninja2638

8 жыл бұрын

+Timothy LaFave It's his opinion, so shut up.

@irrelevant.v7819

8 жыл бұрын

+Timothy LaFave need a nap mate?

@edward6365

8 жыл бұрын

Olivia Chapman lmfao

@edward6365

8 жыл бұрын

***** edgy af

I could see brock as an accountant he punches the computer and all the numbers are just right XD

@WWFAttitudeEraFreak

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sainz lololol

@kbk489

3 жыл бұрын

If he uses a computer he will only press F-5

Bork Laser make One-Leg man Sit-Down man.

@magnusp1536

7 жыл бұрын

You Found A Canadian Jimbo Best quote ever

@switchblade6

6 жыл бұрын

Bad Bork.

heheh.....lesnar's NFL shirt number was 69....heheh

@babyletsgetmarried

8 жыл бұрын

#BX

@joshm7914

8 жыл бұрын

***** Damn straight

@joyce1982ish

8 жыл бұрын

mm

@pacitticlubjohnny2238

8 жыл бұрын

Shit picture mate

@joshm7914

8 жыл бұрын

+Pacitti Club Johnny let's fuckin go then,SQUARE GO LIKE!!!!!1

BREAKING NEWS: Roman Reigns is injured and will miss out on Wrestlemania Then I woke up

@komp3293

8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Da4l

8 жыл бұрын

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

@vatsalgaur1999

8 жыл бұрын

+Sir Klopp if.... and only if it could happen.

@MikeyJMJ

8 жыл бұрын

***** sry

@joshuacopley2331

8 жыл бұрын

roman reigns sells out at wrestlemania, poke of doom mk2 lol

"the love-hild of a White Rhinocerous and the Concept of Punching"..."he punched a tree into a book, with the pages full of screams"..."itd be easier to arrest an erupting volcano than Brock"... are you TRYING to start the next generation of Chuck Norris Jokes? cause i think youve started the next generation of Chuck Norris Jokes...

The Zach Gowen part had me laughing for 20 minutes...

Lesnar looks more badass with a beard

@MrKvane77

6 жыл бұрын

Pa3k C everyone does!

@parkermorgan7934

6 жыл бұрын

Pa3k C yeah

@lukepearson5697

5 жыл бұрын

He looks like Tom Hardy ate Tom hardy

@julianvenegas642

Жыл бұрын

Ikr. Almost like an evolution 😂

@User-qp6cw

2 ай бұрын

...Well I got news

"He once punched a tree so hard it turned into a book, and the pages were just filled with screams." Seriously, cant stop laughing at that.

he jobbed to a man that havent wrestled in 12 years... you can add that to the list now

Holy crap that's like something from DBZA. "I once punched a tree so hard it became a book filled with nothing but screams."

Good production rate recently, re-uploads or not.

to be fair, most reports say that lesnar was offered a position in nfl europe, but did not want to move all the way to europe. he actually showed pretty good potential in the preseason and he tested through the roof at the nfl combine but he was very raw having taken so much time away from football (hadn't played since high school). he didn't want to take the time to develop and declined the offer for nfl europe. he also was one of the last cuts for the vikings, so he actually was pretty close to making it anyway.

I want to see a "10 Things WhatCulture Wants You To Forget About Adam"

@BrainBuzzer

8 жыл бұрын

+fer03202011 That's true buddy. Adam should see this comment!

@MCShvabo

8 жыл бұрын

+fer03202011 And btw he himself should narate it!

@oranohb64

8 жыл бұрын

10.He lost Adam vs Adam 1 9.He superkicked a child 8.He superkicked a child 7.He superkicked a child 6.He superkicked a child 5.He superkicked a child 4.He superkicked a child 3.He superkicked a child 2.The overly harsh TLC review 1.He injured Adam Pacitti

@salatieljyrustumanan4929

7 жыл бұрын

And he lost the last Adam vs Adam making his name "PLUMPY"

@goldengio6520

6 жыл бұрын

raph is me well they might have a reason to make that video now...

You definitely missed 2. Major 2!!! 1. Brock tapping out to Kurt, then the crowd bullies Brock by chanting "You tapped out!" 2. The shooting star press botch.

@tyrwinlanista3139

8 жыл бұрын

+Pamingkas Sevada one more... his childish voice, so they let paul heyman do the talking to bury the childish voice

"The love child of a white Rhinoceros and the concept of punching"- why we love Adam

"Until Brock Lesnar ate them and punched their police station until it died"💀💀

I got one more...

You forgot the failed shooting star press 😩

@ramendaddy4470

7 жыл бұрын

Alexandra Colace But everyone else remembers it

those Zach Gowen beat downs were hilarious

The part when you explained how Brock threw a one-legged man down the stairs was hilarious

@bigray-sd2kv

4 жыл бұрын

It sad not funny what he did. Is not funny

"One leg man is now sit down man." I'm dying...

"The love child of a rhinosauras and the concept of puncing." That got me. 🤣🤣

I think they don't mention Sable only because Brock is seen as a killing machine. A killing machine with emotions and a wife doesn't come off as scary.

@SEffectGames

8 жыл бұрын

Exactly, but I could imagine her managing him

Juke Lesnar. Nice.

@andrewschmid1846

8 жыл бұрын

+Heroic Concepts lol right? Like what was the motivation behind that name?

@MusicGuyFK

8 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it's Duke

@HeroicConcepts

8 жыл бұрын

+music guy Adams Accent.

that one-leg man part, I was absolutely dying LOL xD

@justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145

8 жыл бұрын

lol me too

Lesnar actually did better in the UFC than how you're implying here. Yes, Lesnar lost his first match because he had no idea how to defend against submissions, he beat the crap out of Frank Mir in that match, but Mir beat him with an ankle lock. Then Brock went on to win 4 straight matches, including his rematch with Frank Mir.. then he LEFT the UFC because of a bad sickness, I think he had mono... then he came back and was NOTHING like he was when he left, and then lost his last 2 matches. If Brock wouldn't have got sick, he would have ran through all the heavyweights in the UFC. Still a good vid, thumbs up.

@TimeBomb014X

8 жыл бұрын

+Ana Castellano Nonsense have you seen Brock Lesnar???????? The man power bombs any sickness known to man and then eats it, more than likely Brock lost because Brock screwed Brock

@jarrodlabonte9252

8 жыл бұрын

He had diverticulitis.

@mainman3476

6 жыл бұрын

Even without diverticulitis, he would've lost to Cain and Overeem.

@user-lv7kn5rz6i

5 жыл бұрын

Subtract Uber from ubereem and brock not being sick, it would've actually been a good striker v wrestler match

@6ANUR34DT81S

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao Bork Lazer sucks in MMA

bok lezar... y u do dis

@Grizzlow2

8 жыл бұрын

+Lil_Bad_Bubba412 not what im hearing

"until brock lesnar ate them and punched their police station until it died" gold

Maybe Sable is kept off of TV at her and her husbands request. Brock values his privacy

Well, uh, this list could now be "everything and especially the whole human trafficking thing"

@SolidSonicTH

5 ай бұрын

Well he wasn't named in the suit, but she didn't really dance around who it was. He's not in any direct trouble but his reputation is seriously in jeopardy. Sable is probably not too happy either, I imagine. She can't seem to escape from Vince's conduct with the ladies, it seems.

Adam, Upload some 'How to Book' videos. Miss them!

I lost it at "One-leg man now sit-down man".

"Brock Lesnar once punched a tree so hard it turned into a book and the pages were filled with screams" I freaking love your sense of humor Adam

Brock was actually really close to being a member of the Vikings. He was the very last one cut from the team that year before the start of the season and if he had stayed on the practice squad for some time he definitely would have been brought up

OMFG That Bork Laser One Leg Man was the funniest shit I've heard for ages XD

OMG! The Hitting a Tree comment is GOLD!! I am so going to use that!!!!

Let me mention that Brock also suplexed Godzilla into the center of the sun.

Titus O’Neil: *Touches Vince* Vince: “YOU SON OF A BITCH” Brock Lesnar: *sues WWE* Vince: “My dearest apologies*

One-leg-man is now sit-down-man ... DAMN I couldn't stop laughing !

Sorry Adam I disagree but Brock's ufc run was iconic even though he had less experience he did the unthinkable by becoming Ufc heavyweight champion and his record was 5-3 not 4-3 and he retired bcz of diverticulitis and other concussions

@erikuffer1815

8 жыл бұрын

It was not iconic. It was slightly more than mediocre. In no ways was it iconic.

"He punched a tree so hard it turned into a book and the pages were filled with screams" I can't stop fucking laughing.

"He wants to punch the tree so hard it turn into a book and the pages were just filled with screams" I lost it 😂

can someone make a video of all the brock lesnar jokes

Angle and Lesnar didn't have their last match for NJPW, but for Inoki's newest project, IGF, with the interim IWGP (NJPW) world title on the line.

To be fair his last two losses came after he almost died and was no shape to be fighting

@stoneman472

8 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, but I'm calling B's on that. If that was the case his ass wouldn't even be able to wrestle

@WoLfMaN74741

8 жыл бұрын

+stoneman472 It's true, but Dana White loves him so good ol' ppv money. But seriously his problems with diverticulitis played a factor in him losing.

@stoneman472

8 жыл бұрын

Wolfy McGee Again, if it was as bad as they said then his wrestling career would be over as well

@jacobmcmillan6787

8 жыл бұрын

+stoneman472 don't think you understand. It's not a fully long term thing. Back then it almost killed him and he was in no shape body or health wise to be fighting. Obviously now is a little different, he's had a few years to be back to full strength

@mainman3476

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob McMillan He said himself that he felt like a "new man" before his fight with Overeem. He was fine.

3:23 - Brock Lesnar's biggest impact on the NFL? He's in the video game _Madden NFL 06_ as a free agent. No, seriously! Go buy a copy of it for $5, dig out your PS2/Xbox/GameCube and see for yourself!

I like how Adam explains how tough and strong Brock Lesnar is and how he can beat you in a fight 😂😂😂

Miss you Adam..as does work and glodborg

3:25 - "Evidently, Brock loves the Minnesota Vikings. I've never seen eye-to-eye with them personally, but that's a private matter. They know what they did." LMFAO I laughed harder than I probably SHOULD have at this. It's one of those jokes that if you're not paying attention, it could slip by you because Adam talks so fast.

Every time I click on these videos for the first 3 seconds I say a prayer for Adam to be narrating and this is exactly why. Hysterical. Please never stop doing this.

actually backstage, Brock was Loved by the Superstars/Divas after what he did to Zach Gowan. Apparently Zach was a complete a$$hole backstage

10 Things WWE Wants You To Forget About Jeff Hardy. make it happen tyty thx

@AaronVillalobos

8 жыл бұрын

+Kazzified HELL YEA

@Therealtlorenzo1

8 жыл бұрын

+Kazzified it's only one thing right now and that is that Jeff Hardy even exists, that is until he returns to WWE.

@aarondelaney4319

7 жыл бұрын

Therealtlorenzo1 HES RETURNED!! #TheHardyBoys

@andrewhailstorm4081

5 жыл бұрын

Kazzified No.1-10: Drugs

0:10 the love child of a white rino and the concept of punching. I died!

The Bork Laser Zack Gowen part had me in stitches. Too fucking funny man!

Goldberg vs. Brock Kesnar is a PERFECT example of how a shitty crowd can ruin a decent match (it wasn't the best of matches, but it wasn't bad).

If I ever mention any of these to him tell my mom I was killed by the lovechild of a bus and a blue whale and was raised by the concept of punching

I don't think people realize that Lesnar could have made it in the NFL if he had stuck with it. They offered him a position in NFL Europa in order for him to learn the game. The man is a freak of nature, regardless of how you feel about him personally. WWE superstar, possible NFL DT, and MMA World Champion... it's insane.

That Zach Cowan voice skit had me in tears. Great job Adam!

I still can't believe Brock Lesnar grew up in Webster SD which is like 45 minutes from me

do a video on Bill Goldberg plz

@goobzi2835

8 жыл бұрын

No

@MASTERDavid007

8 жыл бұрын

+Jessica yes

@dillonherschell6915

8 жыл бұрын

+CR0Wgalaxy mayb3

@dr.thomaselliot3461

8 жыл бұрын

How WWE should have booked Goldberg. it's already a thing, m8.

@MASTERDavid007

8 жыл бұрын

+Dr.Thomas Elliot but not "10 things WWE wants you to forget about Goldberg" different things

5:36 - 5:56 I lost my shit. That was beautiful.

Honestly Adam doing the whole "Comparing him to a volcano and him eating people and shit" is so funny to me XD

how wwe should book the return of CM Punk.

@garrettcasteel3138

8 жыл бұрын

To bad it will never happen

@nOT_sURE08

8 жыл бұрын

Maybe a gimmick revolving around his extremely hyped-up ufc fight that never happened?

@anthonytinaj7131

8 жыл бұрын

+Bongo King and beat brock lesnars ass

1. I woke up 2. I went on my phone 3. I found out Roman Reigns is suspended for a month 4. I dropped my phone in shock when I realized that it wasn't a Kayfabe News article

I just had to LOL at that voice you did for number 3 Adam. :D

This is the best video I've seen that you have made yet. lolz

I'm not sure about the WWE, but I know one thing Lesnar himself wants to forget: Jim Cornette got the better of him. This happened in OVW, and Lesnar's mammoth push was swelling his ego. During a promo, although he was the heel, Lesnar touched a nerve with Cornette when he mentioned Synn (Cornette's eventual wife) for no apparent reason. Cornette had repeatedly warned him about his behavior, but this was the final straw. What Cornette said exactly was never revealed, but all accounts imply that he threatened to shoot Lesnar if he ever pulled a stunt like that again. Talk about a dent to his pride!

Frank Mir is pronounced Meer not mer

@RedLexLuthur

8 жыл бұрын

+Patrick Kennedy It's pronounced MURR!

@MacStatic

8 жыл бұрын

+Patrick Kennedy im sure he did it to be a douche since he pronounced alistair overeems name correctly, and his name gets botched even among mma announcers.

@SelfExplosive

8 жыл бұрын

Frank Mir in his UFC debut called himself Frank Murrr. It's been a running joke since he did it & the video clip is still around to this day.

@SelfExplosive

8 жыл бұрын

+CrawlingIntoDarkness shows the people above know a lot about MMA.

@kleisonsteuwalt7919

6 жыл бұрын

Patrick Kennedy Frank meem

Lesnar was very close to making the team while playing for the Vikings, they wanted him to play in NFL Europe for a season to gain experience and he refused. He had all the physical tools, just hadn't had enough playing experience to learn technique/playbook.

Brock and Taker happened at HIAC 2015 in a HIAC match for a trilogy not at Wrestlemania 32

I think you forgot the time he cried after losing the title to Eddie.

need some help with your computer? just press F- 5

@frank-bmtz

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

The jokes about him punching trees . . straight fire lmao. 😂😂

"He once punched a tree into a book and the pages are filled with screams" I fucking lost it at that

he lost those fights because of divertculitis and JDS and Cain Velasquez's fists.

All the punching and screaming skits in this made me fucking lose it 😂😂😂😂

LMFAO the intro of this video is the greatest "and started wrestling bear" "suplex city which is a rough neighborhood"

Aww man! When Brock tossed that dude in the wheel chair down the stairs is one of my favorite moments from WWE. HILARIOUS.

@bigray-sd2kv

4 жыл бұрын

It not funny for what he did to Zack wwe

With regards to Lesnars UFC Career, he walked in there with very little striking experience beat some of the all time greats then lost to one of the best heavyweights of all time and then a hugely drugged up Alistar Overeem (who popped for roids after) and brock was barely received from illness. Im way more of a MMA guy than a Wrestling guy but Brock did alot better than you portrayed him in this.

@SpreadCash786

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah but some of the all-time greats you mentioned were over 40 years old when they fought him.

@calummacdonald9938

8 жыл бұрын

Not his fault, they were still at the top of the sport, heavyweight division lacks depth.

They want you to forget that he can do more than one move

" why you do dis, Bork?" Has me in stitches every time

you are by far the funniest member of the whatculture team this video genuinely had me in stitches of laughter keep them coming Adam