We love it, but there's always something to complain about.

@Mexicanobro

7 жыл бұрын

gameranx fus ro nuts

@zabrak113

7 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised you guys took this long to upload this one. Still dope. Can you say hi? :c

@shahriyaarnazeem168

7 жыл бұрын

gameranx I'm in the game lol

@rubikthegeek2138

7 жыл бұрын

FUS DO RAH ATATATATA

@shanemcgrath466

7 жыл бұрын

gameranx hi

I hate it when I'm saving a village from a fire-breathing dragon, and one of the guards runs in front of me so he gets shot from an arrow, and suddenly im a bigger threat than the dragon which is burning them to a crisp.

@mohamedatiba

7 жыл бұрын

Named Namer can relate to that so annoying

@riemaennchen

7 жыл бұрын

Vampire attacks are worse. A dragon is atleast a big target but with the vampire attacks you have the vampire master + 1-2 servants and an bunch of guards and random NPCs running around.

@castacaro

7 жыл бұрын

At least dragons don't do friendly fire, jerk!

@kingbigcheese4335

7 жыл бұрын

Tbh you are the greater threat, most of the time a dragon attacks a town, the citizens shit on it anyway and it dies in like 10 mins without you doing anything

@thedave1602

7 жыл бұрын

Totally this! Other times, I've done some bad thing and didn't even know about it. Walk into town and next thing I know the guards are going nuts to get to me, and I owe money for breaking the law. How about a little clarification. What law? What did I do?

When you can't fast travel because there's a crab somewhere that's mad.

@dreammist7868

7 жыл бұрын

Absence of Doubt make crabo mado and you get a stabbo

@Bovix_

7 жыл бұрын

SO TRUE I GET THIS ALL THE TIME XD

@joshuaseagondollar2495

7 жыл бұрын

Or a freaking slaughterfish that's a mile away. Can never fast travel away from the Abandoned Shack after meeting Astrid due to a knockoff piranha that can apparently detect me on the other end of the freaking swamp.

@patricialavery8270

7 жыл бұрын

Frostbreath .lol

@vitalsun4379

7 жыл бұрын

Absence of Doubt Soo trueee 😂😂

When you spend almost a minute and several lockpicks to pick a Master level lock, only to find that the reward is 12 gold and a lesser health potion!

@dewannabe8845

4 жыл бұрын

Rob Francis those are so easy to pick u such a nub

@robfrancis815

4 жыл бұрын

@@dewannabe8845 If you max out Lockpicking it is, but as an assassin/thief that is the skill I usually make legendary, so shortly after doing so it takes longer than usual to pick master locks until you have a chance to build it up again. The point is that master level locks should be protecting master level loot, not crap!

@cubixman9676

4 жыл бұрын

@@dewannabe8845 lol shut up if ur lockpicking skill is low its quite hard so stop being all tough and smart. Lmao even i admit that master locks arent easy.

@oogabooga-vz3yu

4 жыл бұрын

@@cubixman9676 your iq is pretty low

@cubixman9676

4 жыл бұрын

@@oogabooga-vz3yu uhhh what does iq have to do with picking locks in a video game??? What i was trying to say was that if u dont have the skeleton key or the skill that makes picklocks unbreakable or the skill which makes picking locks easier its pretty hard also i wouldnt say somebody has low iq if my name was "ooga booga"

"Have you ever been to the cloud district? No of course you haven't" Me:...... *Saves Game*

@chelsiesdiamondsandbooks

4 жыл бұрын

Haha I've done this with a few of the characters

@jaidenhuntley2476

4 жыл бұрын

Chels - My Reading Escape me* is the thane of whiterun**

@cosmicJade06

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I swear I JUST did that.... I'm an awful person.... but he reallllllyyy deserves it.....

@chelsiesdiamondsandbooks

4 жыл бұрын

Update I did not reload after saving haha

@Jponly06

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao am i the only one that saves every time i see jarl balgruufs annoying ass kids (even though they just run it’s still satisfying)

The most annoying damn thing in all of skyrim is when you just release your arrow and the enemy does that stupid ass dodge where he suddenly moves to the side.

@josephlevacher995

6 жыл бұрын

Hear you brother!!!

@Zzucia

6 жыл бұрын

Dry This!

@outfit5103

6 жыл бұрын

dry what?

@Zzucia

6 жыл бұрын

jeffrey schreuder His name is Dry and when you reply to someone their name automatically goes to your post.

@aoneko6813

6 жыл бұрын

It's freaking hillarious when that happens. I always laugh my ass off at how i missed a shot with a fully drawn bow due to my enemy slowly taking a step to the side. Like, you'd think that an arrow shot from a fully drawn bow would travel pretty fast, but no. The arrows in skyrim are slow as hell.

*walks into solitude wearing armor made out of deceased dragons that is cloaked in flames and wielding a sword made out of the heart of a daedra after previously defeating Alduin The World Eater, son of Akatosh, and the harbinger of the end of times* Kid: I thought adventurers are supposed to look tough.

@cugaminganddubstep7003

7 жыл бұрын

Jonny Pope lololololololololol

@virtuoso2991

7 жыл бұрын

Now you can! With the use of some very helpful mods.. hahahahhaha! Or you can just edit your files to make kids killable too. But that might ruin some quests tbh.

@jonnypope2788

7 жыл бұрын

well not on console unfortunately

@JParma77

7 жыл бұрын

Jonny Pope Power Armor is for pussies

@selectricsam7663

7 жыл бұрын

Jonny Pope 😂😂😂 Kid: I bet my dad can best you up

You forget one of the most annoying thing: accidentally stealing things instead of speaking to the shopkeeper and then being attacked by a bunch of people....

@tjs2014

4 жыл бұрын

I've done that. I was at that hotel thing in Winterhold. And I was trying to talk to the person at the desk. Accidentally stole something when I meant to talk to her. A guard comes and is like "you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people,"

@DioStandsStill

3 жыл бұрын

@@tjs2014 i did sane thing but i was in 3rd person mode which was making harder to interact yeah poopy stuff but what's worse then was my saves were auto saves caught up with that and i miserably needed to load alduin attack on helgen btw i'm a new player

@agentmaryland1239

3 жыл бұрын

I can't count how many times I've gotten in trouble with what's his name from the Riverwood trader because I accidentally keep grabbing something that has "STEAL" on it and he calls the guards despite us being 'good friends' because I got his stupid Golden Claw back and helped his sister solve her romance dispute.

@agentmaryland1239

3 жыл бұрын

@@DioStandsStill Best advice I can offer: either play in first person as this becomes a lot easier to avoid or Save right before trying to interact with a trader.

@DioStandsStill

3 жыл бұрын

@@agentmaryland1239 yeah did that after i've learned my lesson was playing skyrim then pc broke up poopy stuff😂😂 after the skyrim i've finished fallout 3 and wasplaying fallout nv that's the time when pc had gone it's k i'ma buy better psu next time now it's a toaster for a bread 🤣🤣

When you die and your last quick save was 30 minutes ago.

@insaincaldo

4 жыл бұрын

Every damn time you go for a while without hitting a loading screen and you hit one of those leveled random encounters tailored to be your surprised undoing. Like it knows you haven't been getting auto saves in a while. ..That or stupidly falling of something high.

@mr.mayonnaiseman6559

4 жыл бұрын

i hate that dude

@catsareyes6446

4 жыл бұрын

I f*cking hate that.

@theorangedinosaur4098

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

@junomay6341

3 жыл бұрын

IAEGGGGGEVVSHBUSHW I FEELLLL UU

How to deal with Nazeem: 1. Put frenzy potion in pocket 2. Watch whole town murder him 3. Conjure him back with spells 4. Behead him with your most blunt battleaxe 5. Spit in his ashes and take a victory lap around whiterun

@samuelgattorna1697

7 жыл бұрын

Olly Davis and then tell his ashes "Do you go to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying of course you don't, you're a pile of ash." and run away laughing

@xiii0722

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks for that, gonna try that out right away next time I see him :D

@Laserkitten

7 жыл бұрын

Olly Davis or you could put resurrect into the console command and do it multiple times.

@technomage6736

7 жыл бұрын

Olly Davis lol Hilarious!

@luisgonzalez5482

7 жыл бұрын

King Blazic LMAO.

When a horse sees me stealing and somehow tells the guards

@myguydied

6 жыл бұрын

izzAbizz "Wilburrrr, that duuude just stole a sweetroll!"

@myguydied

6 жыл бұрын

Draconic Duelist either people have no funny bone or theyre too young to remember repeats of Mr Ed

@tjs2014

4 жыл бұрын

The guards like magically know your stealing. I once stole something from the upstairs of one of the rooms of a place or something, no other people around or anything. Open the front door and a guard is there with his sword. "You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people," and had to flee the city over a small bag.

@fallencorporal

2 жыл бұрын

When guards are hard scripted to detect anything and everything that hits their fov regardless of (legendary)stealth perks, stats, or time of day.

I would say that the thing that annoys me most about Skyrim is the mountains. There is nothing more frustrating than being right next to a quest marker, but there's a tiny rock formation that you can't get over, no matter how much you jump. So you gotta spend 20 minutes finding another way around it.

@chunk276

3 жыл бұрын

Thats why horses exist

@aluminaathome5448

3 жыл бұрын

Basically me when I went to Angie's cabin for the first time haha

@christianmaximoff3035

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@jdwoods5790

2 жыл бұрын

Key word: clairvoyance

Me: *tries to shout* Shout button: *Doesn’t let me shout* Me: *Goes to shout menu * Shout menu: *You can not choose a shout while shouting*

@giovannicervantes2053

3 жыл бұрын

*inhales* AH-you cannot change shouts while shouting

@tylerbarr6863

3 жыл бұрын

DUDE YES THEN YOU SHEATH YOUR WEAPON AND IT SHOUTS ON ITS OWN

@mrslavinator1057

3 жыл бұрын

That happens to me all the time

@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708

3 жыл бұрын

That happens so much when I glitch the shout timer to be negative

@kingkrusty7729

3 жыл бұрын

exactly lmao

When you're looking for a quest-NPC and they're lurking in their home in the middle of the day, door locked, and you don't want to break the law. Then it's a waiting game.. *waits 1h'.. still inside. *waits 1h*.. still inside..

@StArShIpEnTeRpRiSe

7 жыл бұрын

When it's midnight, but you finished the quest, so just rush in, wake up the Jarl and no one cares. :D

@matthewhyttinen7127

7 жыл бұрын

ESPECIALLY with the Blood on the Ice quest when you're TRYING to talk to fucking Calixo and HE WON'T COME OUT OF HIS DAMN HOUSE. Or he comes out for, like, 5 minutes. And then goes back inside.

@Enigmos1

7 жыл бұрын

pc gamers have a mod for that problem that allows you to knock on doors and with a bit luck and/or good speach skill they let you in. friends you already helped earlier will always let you in. couldn't play without it anymore because it safes so much time and problems.

@jamesm5034

7 жыл бұрын

When I first started the game I would wait and wait for Aventus arinteno to come out of his house! I was so stupid back then

@denisrodrigues1432

7 жыл бұрын

Gotta hate these fucking calixco i fucking hate him i had to reaload after i break into his house and murdered him

The fact that the chicken is the most sacred animal in Skyrim and if you so much as yell at one, you'll have an entire legion after you is one of the most annoying things to me

@Psycho.NYC.77

7 жыл бұрын

Omega Yato dude for real, I killed a stupid chicken and had the whole army attack me. I was like really? They not laughing now.. Cause I killed them all...

@t3ll_m9_16

7 жыл бұрын

that chicken from riverwood...

@cherrydragon3120

7 жыл бұрын

Omega Yato i murdered a dragon and they're like OMG UR AMAZING! 5 seconds later i accidently hit a chicken.... and the whole village is about to kill my ass

@Michael-tk9mx

7 жыл бұрын

Omega Yato I used telekenisis to pick up a cabbage dropped it on a chicken... it murdered the chicken and I had to pay 40 gold or go to jail😂

@rafaellago172

7 жыл бұрын

Some dev must be PISSED right now because it's been almost a decade and no one "got" his Ocarina of Time reference\homage.

Honestly downloaded “become high king of skyrim” mod and just sent nazeem to the mines

@amogusgigachad664

4 жыл бұрын

I see a man of culture

@rafaelrodrigues8123

4 жыл бұрын

Can you tell me if I need to create another caracter when a new mod is instaled?

@DocJags

4 жыл бұрын

Rafael Rodrigues bruh nope

@rafaelrodrigues8123

4 жыл бұрын

@@DocJags ty bro

@shadowswithin702

4 жыл бұрын

lol

Apparently you get more compliments if you play as a female. “You’re pretty, I’ll give you that.”

@Nightweaver1

4 жыл бұрын

"Just stay away from my husband, Alvor."

@SDayle

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of that highway man in Morrowind that asks for a kiss from female characters, but will rob and possibly murder you if you're male.

@Nightweaver1

3 жыл бұрын

@@SDayle Pretty sure his name was Nels Llando.

@SDayle

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nightweaver1 Yup. That's the one.

@toxxxin4k633

3 жыл бұрын

What a simp

When you're trying to listen to an important conversation and a npc next to you randomly starts talking over it

@Zanoladab

5 жыл бұрын

thats why you use subtitles :)

@skeleteleportation8043

5 жыл бұрын

Silent Slayer I do but it still happens

@Zanoladab

5 жыл бұрын

@@skeleteleportation8043 That's a damn shame :(

@TreyLozy

5 жыл бұрын

BRO its soo annoying

@xXJaneRoseXx

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr. I use Inigo and Sofia as followers, both are modded, and Sofia speaks over EVERYTHING. Inigo has settings though and usually doesn’t speak over dialogue.

Trying to steal something in a bowl and CONSTANTLY STEALING THE BOWL

@dragonraiderknight4625

4 жыл бұрын

Oh that's funny. Even in your own house, trying to put stuff away.

@Sirri_Wolf

4 жыл бұрын

That used to happen to me a lot when I first started..

@GRaToMiC

4 жыл бұрын

(if on pc) hold E, drag the bowl in the air and let stuff fall on the ground. then pick it up from the ground.

@BasicallyLacy

4 жыл бұрын

I hate that

@michaeloglesby8388

4 жыл бұрын

It's good in the house with wooden plates bc they respawn and u can clip through walls making quests easier

or when you become leader of the companions and guards say to you "so youre that new companion. what do you do....fetch the mead?"

@jslaughter777

4 жыл бұрын

They stop saying that when you become the *Harbinger. Instead they say things like “Hail, Companion.” and “You’re the Harbinger of the Companions...it’s my honor to stand before you.”

@rethekpista

3 жыл бұрын

@@jslaughter777 No im the harbinger and they still say it

@firerosenight6937

3 жыл бұрын

Dont forget "Aww, did someone steal your sweet role?"

dragonborn: becomes official officer of the Empire. soldier: "WhAt SoMeOnE sToLe YoUr SwEeT RoLL?"

@sloppyjoe9070

3 жыл бұрын

“Move along, civilian”

@axeltaylor9094

2 жыл бұрын

Guard: cause trouble in Whiterun and I’ll haul into Dragonreach dungeon myself. Dragonborn wearing dragon bone or scale armour with a sword made out of dragon bones. Dragonborn: sure you will!

When you finally realise your companion is not with you and actually died a while back in some dungeon...

@Pluvita

7 жыл бұрын

"Hey, uh, Lydia, can you hand me that bow ba- Oh."

@nnapstyy

7 жыл бұрын

"i can finally make that daedric armor, hey kharjo, where are my ing- oh"

@bee_irl

7 жыл бұрын

Good thing Serana's essential aka. unkillable.. Also good thing that I'm playing on pc and "player.moveto 04002B74" command exists... (teleport player to Serana)

@heimskr2881

7 жыл бұрын

My brother told lydia to wait in the mountains while he killed a troll, and when he went back to get her she was gone. He can't find her anywhere XD

@KainaX122

7 жыл бұрын

D3C3n50r or you're telling them to pick stuff up, accidentally tell them to wait at a certain spot, run off and only realize later that you accidentally made them wait AFTER you've already fast travelled across the bloody continent and HAVE to go get them back because they're your pack mule and you want to pick up all the cool shit

You forgot the worst thing ever........................ "You are carrying too much to be able to run"

@bloodangel7731

5 жыл бұрын

Somehow it happens on its own for me when I didn't pick up anything

@tallic967

5 жыл бұрын

DONT REMIND ME OF MY NIGHTMARE

@kelseyenglish496

5 жыл бұрын

Especially when you’re new to the game and don’t watch the weight of the items you take. And I loot everything possible.

@spencyn2641

5 жыл бұрын

that’s a phrase I never want to read ever again please stop

@JarNO_WAY

5 жыл бұрын

Skyrim console is a very thin red line representing my health and safety executive of a larger universe and everything else that the One Ring you're wearing there are free to get out of the sun an actual law would have to make a youtube video explaining the subject of the sun and a guy says the sun and a guy says nothing to get on the island and more discontent the world prohibits any racial abuse. But it's better than being caged birds are for you to get on the island and more discontent the world prohibits any other greater existence of the sun and a guy says nothing about it sickened the people became more and more discontent to get out of a union and the tremors in the world beyond the walls of the room.

When you're trying to sneak in the beginning of the game and Faendal decides to shoot a mammoth

@ultimateewa2168

3 жыл бұрын

Every damn time Faendal

@guillaumerattaire290

3 жыл бұрын

On my side it's lydia: when im in a dungeons or every other place i sneak and for some reason even if im not detected and boss is not activate she just... Desneak and rush boss,?? She do that everytime even to giant, falmer and even sometime to dragon whit her bow

@beanface7408

3 жыл бұрын

In my first playthrough I tried to sneak by some mammoths, but Farkas ran towards them. At first I freaked out but he slaughtered them.

@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298

2 жыл бұрын

Followers in general are the absolute worst. Trying to sneak in to a room to get a shot off, and here comes the derpy hero from behind, pushing me out into view of everything. Running RIGHT in front of me when I'm attacking something and dying(before getting the black book perk), pushing me over the edge of a cliff after I stop, or running over the cliff edge and I have to reload or retrieve all the stuff I gave them, getting stuck on absolutely nothing or just disappearing in a dungeon somewhere, and won't exit the zone with me or fast travel.

“Aww what happened some one stole your sweet roll?” *Steals sweet roll* 10 BOUNTY ADDED TO _______ “STOP RIGHT THERE , YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY IN YOUR DEFENSE?”

@amandamarie2660

4 жыл бұрын

I was hungry

@unitedstatesofamerica156

4 жыл бұрын

TO GO FUCK YOURSELF

@mango4666

3 жыл бұрын

I'm with the guild, how about you look the other way?

@Fireryyo

3 жыл бұрын

I will rather die,than going to the jail

@captainaverage6778

2 жыл бұрын

If you go to solstheim and do glover malorys quest after joining the thieves guild when you enter his basement you'll find a bunch of sweet rolls there lol

The Thieves Guild is the only guild where you actually feel like you deserve to be the leader at the end.

@chibivalentine9729

7 жыл бұрын

the ceremony could have been better.

@TheJinx1441

7 жыл бұрын

Macherie C. Well, they ARE thieves. I doubt that they have time for pageantry and ceremony.

@BrightWulph

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but it's still annoying that when you take jobs after becoming leader they still treat you like a grunt, a small change of dialogue would have been nice and not that hard to program. :-/

@iantuck123

7 жыл бұрын

Otávio Bogoni So. Much. Grinding.

@Iqbalx1

7 жыл бұрын

Otávio Bogoni same can be said over the dark brotherhood

Accidentally kill a chicken and you're suddenly a mouth breathing baby killer.

@bimlauyomashitobi421

7 жыл бұрын

Genuine you know that breathing via your mouth is normal right?...

@faibionoronha

7 жыл бұрын

+bimlau not really...

@GoldLuminance

7 жыл бұрын

BimLau Yomashitobi That sounds like something a MOUTH BREATHER would say

@kaushif12

7 жыл бұрын

BimLau Yomashitobi Mouth breather identified

@therollo9

7 жыл бұрын

Genuine WSJ be like

When I join the companions and I’m the Thane of 3 cities. “HuH nEvEr HeArD oF tHeM.”

@jslaughter777

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking Vilkas pisses me off 😤

@CyanPotato

3 жыл бұрын

Nah. I joined the companions after completeing the main quests for the Dragonborn dlc and Dawn guard dlc, and he still never heard of me...

@Smiley_256

3 жыл бұрын

Used to be the thane of Whiterun. I’m a stormcloak so you can guess what happened next.

*cowl hides your identity* "Wait..I know you."

Following someone who is slower than you are and if you get too close they stop and start talking

@richardaxthelm2767

5 жыл бұрын

yeah xD

@bonnet7666

5 жыл бұрын

Oh for Talos’ sake... *NO.*

@nevermoresaiththeraven1964

5 жыл бұрын

emtm 319 OH MY GOD THIS ONE

@kamelwurm3453

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@CloveDistrict2HGames

5 жыл бұрын

emtm 319 this is too real💀

When the smith says he's got only the best stuff in all Skyrim but 95% is steel armor

@jameshaley3611

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😭

@t41flyer

5 жыл бұрын

The best blacksmith in Nirn lives at Lakeview Manor. -ME! All the other shit you find in skyrim is just that; shit!

@yazeedaltashkandi6736

4 жыл бұрын

I am not that much of a smith but I can still make dwarven, elven, steel, and iron armor and weapons better than Eorlund who just makes steel weapons that deal 3 extra damage

@t41flyer

4 жыл бұрын

The Skyforge armor is a joke! My dragonbone equipment will run circles around theres.

@EndlessSummer888

4 жыл бұрын

I actually felt good when I wore Steel, because guards compliment you. "My, that's some fine armor. Good old-fashioned steel!"

When they see fur coming out from your ears... And you're an argonian

@bonesmalone7826

4 жыл бұрын

when they see fur coming out of your ears.. And you're a Khajiit

@jslaughter777

4 жыл бұрын

Like what else do you expect of a fucking human-cat hybrid lmao

@dylanmacdonald7444

4 жыл бұрын

*confused screaming*

@giovannicervantes2053

3 жыл бұрын

They see fur coming out of my ears while wearing a goddamn face mask

@ChineseGlobalism

3 жыл бұрын

I’m an argonian werewolf so it makes a little sense

When you want to clear imperials camps but their commander is essential

@beanface7408

3 жыл бұрын

Same goes for Stormcloaks

When the enemy get low health and "beg for mercy" then your like ok then they just heal then attack you again

@hildaporras2574

6 жыл бұрын

Rainbokat928 very True

@ilikestealth4684

6 жыл бұрын

Rainbokat928 its annoying

@thegourd9296

6 жыл бұрын

I torture them with sparks every time they are down.they get back up then back up

@13vatra

6 жыл бұрын

I spared a bandit once. He begged for mercy so I thought "maybe it's a quest", nope. Dude did exactly like you said healed and attacked again. I never showed mercy again.

@herbertspineckie5194

6 жыл бұрын

omg yes

When a warlord draugr uses a disarm shout and your weapon flies off and you can't find it afterwards...rip unique weapon, you'll be missed.

@asiwir2084

7 жыл бұрын

That's how I lost my Nightingale sword...

@jaditani1688

7 жыл бұрын

Subject_Tira lol it happened with my mehrenus blade

@cluelessPhilosophic

7 жыл бұрын

Subject_Tira That's how I lost the Shield of Yisgramor.

@noone-nd4ml

7 жыл бұрын

Subject_Tira i load back i almost lost my wabbajack

@Brotection_

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they should have made it just go in your inventory, and possibly with a cooldown or something.

"The Paarthurnax Dilemma" - why don't I have the option to wipe out the blades, instead?

When theres nothing between me and the enemy but my arrows hit an invisible wall...

@axeltaylor9094

2 жыл бұрын

or when the arrow goes through the enemy like a ghost

Lydia literally has been chilling in my house in Whiterun, and eating a piece of bread for years.

@DunceInAwhile

4 жыл бұрын

I call bread Lydia treats. I collect them when I'm out adventuring and put them in her dresser when I stop home. The creepiest part is that she's always sitting in the chair in my bedroom and I can hear her eating the bread when I walk in the door... 😳

@julianfrancojr

4 жыл бұрын

@@DunceInAwhile maybe she's putting it up her coochie😳

@nomadpeopleallowed4491

4 жыл бұрын

That’s some mouldy-ass bread.

@GhostvaperYT

4 жыл бұрын

@@nomadpeopleallowed4491 fishy bread

@aarroncross3801

4 жыл бұрын

And sitting in my bedroom for some reason.

When you save the world countless times, then get sent to prison for *accidentally* plucking a flower from the courtyard .-.

@bgdelta3129

7 жыл бұрын

When a guard says "I know you, you're a wanted man!" And you can't say M8 IM DA DRAGONBORN

@matthewhyttinen7127

7 жыл бұрын

Honestly, by that point, you can just pay the fine or say, "Is this REALLY worth your time?" But I get what you mean.

@liminaloner

7 жыл бұрын

Verånnaca That sounds like The Senile Scribbles reference

@DeadKnight08

7 жыл бұрын

That's why there's a thing called saving and loading :D

@tjs2014

4 жыл бұрын

"You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people"

When you have Mjoll as a follower and she starts off on “my mother was a strong woman....” during an important conversation so you can’t hear the dialogue. I still wifed her though.

@giovannicervantes2053

3 жыл бұрын

I had the hots more for uthgerd the unbroken had a tough dom vibe radiating off of her also helped she was a BEAST in combat

@cosmic-creepers9207

3 жыл бұрын

Giovanni Cervantes - Mjoll is invincible and an absolute tank which is helpful in the early stages when levelling up. I remember Lydia dying and being devastated the first time around, now she looks after my children and eats sweet rolls 😂

@giovannicervantes2053

3 жыл бұрын

@@cosmic-creepers9207 all that lydia does is sit in breezehome and eat bread i sorta just chilled out there too but she always just ate the same half loaf of bread whilst looking at my bed to the point of me keeping the door open so she wouldn't get a good view creepy as hell

@vinagnihotri

3 жыл бұрын

yeh Mjoll talks a lot..super annoying.

Tip: When you are carrying too much and you cant fast travel, get on a horse. The game will let you fast travel to where ever you want.

@unitedstatesofamerica156

4 жыл бұрын

On Xbox this doesn't work

@shadowswithin702

4 жыл бұрын

Did not know that, dam 5,000 hours and I'm still finding stuff out about this game.

@SDayle

3 жыл бұрын

@@unitedstatesofamerica156 Which Xbox? On 360 it works.

@captainjellyfish1791

3 жыл бұрын

Get arvak

@giovannicervantes2053

3 жыл бұрын

@@captainjellyfish1791 yeah i thought shadowmare was cool ain't got SHIT on arvak spawn him in fast travel to the place then use heavy light handed attacks forward to make it to home or the shop just be careful about where you swing or else PRISON BITCH

Just a slight annoyance, but the opening when you start a new game. I usually take a nap, do laundry, earn a degree and come back and I'm still not in Helgen.

@melaniemcdaniel8487

5 жыл бұрын

thherese alternative start is my go to solution

@blakeolsen2782

5 жыл бұрын

Save right before you step out of the wagon, so anytime you want to start a new game, you skip the intro

@PumpkinLounge

4 жыл бұрын

The game creates it's own savepoint after the carrige so just stop pressing new game and just load the prisoner save. Been like this since 2011

@Ishamv3

4 жыл бұрын

And how many times do you shave IRL before you reach Helgen?

@carlwebber4094

4 жыл бұрын

Hey you your finaly awake

2 things. 1) The Thalmor, I hate those guys even more than the Falmer, the Thalmor are my number one target for a little bit of genocide. 2) Bandit Leader: You see that guy who just kiled that Legendary Elder Dragon and ate its soul? Yeah, lets attack him with our iron knives and crappy fur armour!

@DFX2KX

7 жыл бұрын

Indeed. If the Dwemer found a way to split the Atom, and left that knowledge in some cube in a dusty old ruin, I would go find it and enjoy the resulting explosion far too much. God I hate the Thalmor. They're unlikable for far more then just being evil. If I where a bandi, that would be the very moment I'd stop banditing, and take up a different line of work, perhaps making shoes.... Or knee guards....

@Veroxzes

7 жыл бұрын

alganhar1 I got a mod that spawned like 300 thalmor agents and i just slayed through all of them.... it was so satisfying :)

@AmyraCarter

7 жыл бұрын

Ugh, the FUCKING THALMOR BITCHES. Hated going to that fucking party, loved stealing all their shit and selling it to Tonilia, the Thieves' Guild fence. Hahahahaha... Yeah, Thalmor, suck my arrows. Bandits? I love kicking Bandit ass. I love thrashing a Bandit Hideout, only to have ungrateful Imperial Soldiers occupy it later (I WASN'T DONE CLEANING THIS PLACE OUT DAMMIT!)

@HoV326

7 жыл бұрын

alganhar1 and Markarth.

@JargonMadjin

7 жыл бұрын

On one playthrough I saw an Imperial patrol fighting a Stormcloak patrol, one killed the other and then a Thalmor patrol killed them, they then turned to me and told me to walk away; There's me on Shadowmere, over level 20, and I'm like: 'Nah, I got a better idea.' I got off my horse, the attacked me, I one-shotted them.

"yes, what did you need?" "nothing serana" "yes, what did you need?" "nothing serana" "yes, what did you need?" "NOTHING SERANA!!!! IF I NEEDED SOMETHING I'D TALK TO YOU SPECIFICALLY!"

i hate it when a dragur dissarms my weapon and i cant find it

I hate how there's a mountain in front of every. fucking. quest.

@thedreaddeagle8561

7 жыл бұрын

Umlaut just follow the damn path don't just wander in a direction of a quest marler and if still can't find it then buy a clarevoyance spell.

@phoenixjklin

7 жыл бұрын

TheDreadDeagle Nobody has time for that, mate! Walking along the path instead of finding a way over the mountain can make the way sooo much longer! Hell naw!

@BlackForestAdam

7 жыл бұрын

phoenixjklin well yeah, the way is longer but you mostly end up jumping up some cliff only to get stuck half way up and end up having to take the path you were trying to avoid in the first place.

@phoenixjklin

7 жыл бұрын

BlackForestAdam Hahah, yup, but it's always worth a try! 😂

@davidstratton696

7 жыл бұрын

Umlaut Horses help with that a lot, they can climb steep shit like it's nobody's business lol, and if u don't wanna buy one cause u don't have the money or something then go look for a free one, the free one's r the light brown ones I believe and the ones u have to pay for r the black ones (Riften stables I believe has some free one's).

Me: saves village from a dragon Guard: "please stop shouting, you make people nervous"

@JohnDoe-pc1qf

3 жыл бұрын

Skyrim is a very modern place. Good thing we don't have dragons in 2020.

@Wildtooth-mg9sl

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-pc1qf please you hurt the dragons Feewings

@prestonspillman9239

2 жыл бұрын

forget that I am the thane I have one get out of jail free card

@jerimiahbey5797

Жыл бұрын

There's no law against using shouts. Unless you can fight dragons with dying? Shut up!

*AND YET ANOTHER HANDS TOUCH THE BEAAAAAAACOOOOON*

When I’m giving Lydia a better weapon and she says, “I’m sworn to carry your burdens...” Or any other follower says their passive aggressive, annoyed remark on holding things when I’m giving them a better weapon/armour.

@jslaughter777

4 жыл бұрын

RuruTheUwU To me, Lydia and Marcurio sound irritated about it. With Marcurio it’s painfully obvious too 😂 “I’m an apprentice wizard, not a pack mule! Oh very well, but make it quick.”

@shadowswithin702

4 жыл бұрын

Yea....Show them the view from the top of the peak at the throat of the world, Lydia flies quite well.

@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298

2 жыл бұрын

Lydia can be a real b!tch at times. That's why I leave her in Whiterun.

When you get a killcam with a bow but miss the shot...

@benishmael9451

5 жыл бұрын

Fact 💯

@tankofnova9022

5 жыл бұрын

BuT tHe KiLlCaM iS FoR kIlLs ok... when I see other people do that it looks good. Why does mine look like shit?

@karmites

5 жыл бұрын

@@tankofnova9022 bUt ThE kILLcAm Is FoR KiLLs

@fbowman9730

5 жыл бұрын

The lie detector determined, that was the truth

@jesseslagg2961

5 жыл бұрын

BlueTooth someone finally gets my pain too

when you die and you realize your llast save was at the beginning of a dungeon.

@user-mb4ux7xv4j

6 жыл бұрын

I think he's saying "when you die in a dungon and realise your last save was at the beginning of the dungeon" (the dungeon he died in). Then you have do to all the killing and looting all over again.

@desisill5133

6 жыл бұрын

glen Davis I learned my lesson when that happened to me

@casuallyvintage6396

6 жыл бұрын

That hasn't happened yet but it has on fallout 4. Remember kids, Reduse your pain, reuse your save button, and Recycle your time

@GlenNDavis-sj7rj

6 жыл бұрын

What al-malik has said. Thank you for clearing that up and my apologies for the typo.

@CatVomitX0

6 жыл бұрын

There was a time where I didn't know my cousins turned off auto save so when I got really far in the game and eventually died I started all the way back to the freakin beginning of the game.

"Thanks for giving me my shit Dragonborn." "You should keep it after all your hard work." *Iron Sword*

Me:drags an item across the floor. Everyone nearby: PuT ThAt DOWn

If your hating on Nazeem, you clearly don't get to the cloud district often.

@christopherdannyleon

7 жыл бұрын

I laughed super loud, and my family is no longer asleep

@Yokodono

7 жыл бұрын

Jedikiah where is even the cloud district he is the only one I've heard talk about it.

@braeduin

7 жыл бұрын

The Cloud District is basically the Jarl's Palace in Whiterun. As for Nazeem, I installed the animated prostitution mod and sleep with his wife.

@Yokodono

7 жыл бұрын

*Dying of laughter inside*

@spamuel98

7 жыл бұрын

braeduin how do you get that mod? I haven't been able to find anything like that on the Bethesda mod page

You know a game is good when people are still talking about it 6 years after released

@kryse4806

7 жыл бұрын

You know Skyrim is good, that's it, you just know it, no arguing about it

@literallygod472

7 жыл бұрын

omg but skyrim es simpel comprd to marowind noob ur not a real elder scrolls fan scrub skyrim suks omg

@kryse4806

7 жыл бұрын

fite me

@nedkelly8958

7 жыл бұрын

It's not overrated at all. How is it overrated? What games do you play that aren't overrated?

@kking3ree

7 жыл бұрын

Over 30 million copies sold as of 2016, countless game of the year accolades including many other awards but you're right it must be overrated... lol some people just can't help but hate

When you’re fighting a dragon and you miss an arrow and hit a chicken behind it and the whole town turns on you despite the dragon turning them into coal

Trying so hard to explain the game and the person just says “sounds bad”

@howdy.8979

4 жыл бұрын

**quicksaves**

@cosmicJade06

4 жыл бұрын

@@howdy.8979 Ong........

i hate how you have 10 fingers but u can only have 1 ring edit: came back a year later to see my comment has 3k likes 0_0 edit 2: theres a mod on it now and i still play the game jan 14, 2021 edit 3: the game got boring on console so im building a pc

@SoulfurySaga

6 жыл бұрын

Lol, in that case stack up the rings on each finger like 5 per finger! I think the reasoning is that it overwrites the old ring. So one enchantment per hand.

@oscarcanterjriv8003

6 жыл бұрын

Godlin I know right but if they allowed you to wear multiple rings and get kind of boring cuz I would just end up upgrading my stamina my magic and my health like 50 points on each ring I'd be pretty much invincible LOL

@420mralucard

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah it would get pretty broken, but one on each hand wouldn't be that bad. It's a single player game anyway so why not let us get stupidly powerful, most enemies scale anyway.

@secondaryemail5738

5 жыл бұрын

oh shit i never thought of that!!!!!

@PlanetLovingMom

5 жыл бұрын

Dude, yes!

Hmmm, no mention of the crime system, which sucks. If you're fighting a dragon with a group of guards or soldiers and you accidentally nick one of them, you're suddenly Public Enemy #1. If you accidentally take a sweet roll from an inn table because you clicked the wrong thing you're suddenly a thief. If you whack someone in the woods and no one saw it but an NPC was within the broadcast radius you've got a bounty.

@Isheldoncooperwantsubscr-vq5rt

7 жыл бұрын

two gruden how i can relate to that

@AmyraCarter

7 жыл бұрын

You can even just hold onto something that has the red steal text (like when you find meat on the ground and think 'that's gross, let me clean this up and put it all on the stall', a guard nearby thinks you're stealing it.) There needs to be a mod for that where if you're picking something up by holding it out in front of you it is not stealing unless you walk away with it 'Hey, what are you doing with that?' then drop it where you intend to drop it and that be the end of it.

@Cloudedbyash

7 жыл бұрын

two gruden I just took an apple, in a house full of apples, and I was stopped hours later by some random guard who just jacked my apple. To make it worse, you can't commit a crime more than once and get off free despite being both the Housecarl of the region and the Dragonborn

@madjesterguy6060

7 жыл бұрын

come on guys nazeem kept me from buying bad meat wth weird Elven spices

@madjesterguy6060

7 жыл бұрын

can if your thieves guild

#11: *Hidden while stalking an enemy and the eye suddenly shoots open* Dragonborn: "WHO THE F**K SEES ME?!?!" *Turns and spots an angry mud crab across the shore* Pure hatred.

I absolutely despise the lack of interaction between the different game factions. There's not even a single nod to you being the Archmage of Winterhold in the Thief's Guild questline, even tho it requires you to go to the College (maybe getting Calcelmo Falmer study without having to steal it because you're the biggest Academic authority in the region would be something). And, the Companions Make NO reference at the fact that you are the Legendary Dragonborn, which us part of the Nord culture they praise so much! And Aela the Huntress Never turns into a Werewolf, just when she turns you, and that's it, not even in the Hircine missions.

Town Guard: “I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.” Me: “Dude, I took ten arrows and four ice spears to my unmentionables and I’m still adventuring!”

@warsmith1294

4 жыл бұрын

That guard is probably playing on legendary difficulty

@icantthinkofausername9422

4 жыл бұрын

Taking an arrow ti the knee is an ancient european term for getting married

@Hopscotchpro11

4 жыл бұрын

*walking around on fire*

@unusannusfullarchive4731

4 жыл бұрын

actually its and old saying for getting married so its kinda cool actually

@bobstinemen729

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds right

That one gold piece you can't get because it's clipped into the texture of it's environment.

@radeemer1

7 жыл бұрын

or when your trying to get that last gold coin but you end up grabbing every scrap of food and utensil nearby.

@20minutegamer43

7 жыл бұрын

and this just so happens to be in someones house and they just noticed you and get super angry and the guards magically know someone commited a crime and rush the house making you pay like 10 gold for stealing food that you didn't even want to steal even if you saved their lives on more than 3 occasions

@francisharkins

7 жыл бұрын

Moody and Bloom Or when you commit a crime and leave the area and come back shortly after and the guards don't recognize you and don't force you into dialogue options.

@donwild50

4 жыл бұрын

Trying to pick up a gem out of a bowl and suddenly all the other gems fall through the bowl and disappear.

I hate when draugur Lord's just paralyze you with that one shout every time you try to get up, like, let me up!!!

The werewolf and vampire lord transformations being useless at higher levels in higher difficulties

Delphine. She says the Blades serve the Dragonborn and then proceeds to order you around. Thank goodness for The Parthenax Dilemma mod.

@imsenpaiuwu4715

7 жыл бұрын

noel dandes what's it called

@crandleberrysadie

7 жыл бұрын

sologamerjay mlg It's Called The Parthenax Dilemma... It allows you to tell Delphine that you've decided Parthenax should live.

@homosexualitymydearwatson4109

6 жыл бұрын

It's like how Preston Garvey says you're the leader of the Minute Men but he's the one pulling your strings

@kevindeol8503

6 жыл бұрын

We don't talk about him.

@thecatfather857

4 жыл бұрын

ImSenpai UwU Op literally just told you.

Escort quests where the NPC walks slower than you run, but faster than you walk.

@somberstricken4424

7 жыл бұрын

saturn580 OMG yes! can't keep the same pace it drives me insane

@emmarabenhorst3106

6 жыл бұрын

saturn580 when you ride your horse to the destination, and the guys isn't there yet, so you have to wait for a few hours.

@Tarantio1983

6 жыл бұрын

saturn580 NPC quests that force Kharjo to stop following me and I end up storming a barrow full of Draugr Deathlords with some random cockwomble that wields a fooking iron dagger and insists on charging into battle only to block the first arrow from my super op enchanted now and I end up killing the twunt every bloody single time I shoot a pissing arrow!

@Klaranplaran

6 жыл бұрын

saturn580 NO OMFG STAHHHHHPPPP

@Zlorfikable

6 жыл бұрын

thank you

My very first time playing I'm heading to whiterun and I see this dude in a field so I run up to say hi....didnt know giants could make you fly 😔

It really annoys me how in the game tips it tells you that frostbite spiders are these feared creature, but in reality you can blast them with a little fire and they die within seconds.

I also hate it when you save the world from alduin the world eater, you're the leader of the thieves guild, you're the leader of the companions, you're the listener for the dark brotherhood, you're the arch mate of the college of winterhold, you're the thane of literally every city in skyrim, you're a vampire and dragonborn, you have a full set of daedric armor and weapons, your follower is also a vampire (Serana) and has full daedric armor and all of its ENCHANTED, and some kid says "I thought adventurers were supposed to look tough."

@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830

6 жыл бұрын

Rhyzan 04 And a guard or any other npc speaks shit. Sad how little people's reactions change throughout the game. I find that amusing tho how most guards know, think or have heard you're infamous assassin and some are too scared to do anything about it. Also lack of evidence.

@Khang-qm3hc

6 жыл бұрын

In fact they did mention ur achievements...but only the first time u meet them after those events and they'll continue to take an arrow to the knee

@jiggybaba786

6 жыл бұрын

One time, a kid said "I hope monsters come and eat you!l I wish I could at least say "They Tried"

@Rattrik

6 жыл бұрын

the worst one is the son of jarl balgruuf u just killed alduin and And he just says another wanderer here to lick my father's boots good job like wtf

@Calla47

6 жыл бұрын

hashtag coulda shortened too 'Master of all'

Followers. Just seriously, all followers. You go stealth to kill some draugr. Follower: "What was that?! LEEEROOOOYYYY JEEEENNNKKIIIIIINS!" You facepalm as they go racing ahead of you into the room full of five friggin Draugr and now you have to kill the damn things to save their life while praying that they don't step in front of your arrows at the wrong damn moment.

@michaelarce8412

7 жыл бұрын

Then that moment when your follower dies when you're doing like companions guild or something and you're like FUCKKKKKKK NOW I CAN'T FINISH THE QUEST

@grantwalter2243

7 жыл бұрын

Silverserri or when you walk into a room full of traps... Damn it Seranna!!

@Silverserri

7 жыл бұрын

{click} "Oh no...." [WHAM!]

@Maxxon89

7 жыл бұрын

Silverserri umm... mods?

@grantwalter2243

7 жыл бұрын

Silverserri or run onto traps

When you accidentaly press the shout button

@amandamarie2660

4 жыл бұрын

Or forget its set to whirlwind sprint and not fire breath

I really don't use a bow, I use more magic and swords. I let my follower use the bow for me, and I really hate when ur follower just stands there when there's a lot enemies and I'm doing all the work and he or she just stands there watching.

Waiting for Hermaus Mora to finish speaking

@darkforce2559

5 жыл бұрын

So True he speak so FUCKING slowly XD

@ONI_G4NG

5 жыл бұрын

emptyhand777 I legit never get used to how slow he speaks

@MarcoSilva-jj6xo

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck Hermaus Mora, the freaking night mother bugs the hell outta me she talk so slow.

@xellffs6258

4 жыл бұрын

FUUUUCK SERIOUSLY

@xellffs6258

4 жыл бұрын

Or the Augr of Dunlain underneath the college.

The Jarl: I'll make sure to inform the guards that you are now Thane. We wouldn't want them thinking you're common rabble now, would we? Guards: HUE HUE LET ME GUESS SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEETROLL

@sikanderkhan4835

6 жыл бұрын

Viktor Bojilov True that

@pinkstarboi3362

6 жыл бұрын

Viktor Bojilov Hehe!😂😂

@CyberCl0ne

6 жыл бұрын

What a sick, I'm a Thane but you treat like stranger... Suck that.

@southernhillscreative1920

6 жыл бұрын

Viktor Bojilov no greater truth has ever been spoken or known.

@larsiriska6192

6 жыл бұрын

Sena Görgülü which mod did you install?

The fact that The Night Mother talks so loud that my speakers break and my ears malfunction

@karolatonnus9694

3 жыл бұрын

Me: talks to night mother for quests Night mother: creeping me out Me: leaves the sacntuary Night mother: still talks Me: °-° Also me: leaves game and never comes back

"Cannot fast travel when there are enemies nearby" Me, very softly: Laas, yah (gritting teeth) niiiiiiiiiiiiirr

i hate when im chillin in a city and some hired thugs decide to make their way to try to kill me and the guards just watch

@Fion355

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it like "....Naah, he can handle it. Dont bother."

@xChaosFlower

7 жыл бұрын

Then you accidentally hit an NPC and *THAT'S* when the guards step in

@humanbeing4893

7 жыл бұрын

Ryan Gonsalves I FUCKING WALKED OUT OF WHITE RUN ON MY WAY TO GO EAT SOME GREY BEARD *ASS*. AND I GOT FUCKED OVER BY LIKE FOUR DUDES WHO JUST TRIED TO KILL ME. SPARE THE DAMN CHICKENS, BUT *ME*?!?! OH NO

@evjog_s9617

7 жыл бұрын

And then it turns out that the little boy in Riverwood sent them after you. I don't know if that happens to everyone, but YEAH, IT HAPPENED TO ME. And then afterwards he's like, "hey how you doin' buddy"

Guard - Hey I recognise you, yeah you're that guy that stole a sweet scroll! You are an enemy to Skyrim and her people...etc. (Persuade) I'm not worth your time. Yeah you're right, off you go. Second Guard overhears entire conversation - Hey you're that guy that stole the sweet scroll!

@NWolfsson

7 жыл бұрын

*sweet roll, I think you meant :p Or is there an Elder Scroll containing the Secrets ot Pastry?! I want it!

@mahsofabishweenie1866

6 жыл бұрын

How does the scroll taste?

@malachia9180

6 жыл бұрын

Mahsofabish Weenie maybe what a sweet scroll is supposed to taste like? Just a guess 😀

@mahsofabishweenie1866

6 жыл бұрын

Malachi A 😁😁

@Calla47

6 жыл бұрын

you meant to say 'sweet roll' right? ..... right O.O?

Let’s just say I permanently sent Nazeem to “the cloud district”

You can't fast travel because "there are enemies nearby" and it's a freakin' crab!

@jslaughter777

4 жыл бұрын

Or an invisible slaughter fish ;-;

@dragonslayerornstein2361

2 жыл бұрын

Or because you are jumping

Or when you are trying to talk to someone and accidentally steal something.

@Fenris2

5 жыл бұрын

Because they moved out of nowhere

@noconsequence4486

5 жыл бұрын

Always really immersion breaking, too. How the fuck do you accidentally pick up a sword off of a counter and stuff it in your pockets instead of greeting someone?

@tn02651

5 жыл бұрын

OMG!!! The worst...then all the guards show up...how do they know??

@lashawndastevens3203

5 жыл бұрын

That happened to my cuz when he was playing fallout 3 in Megaton. The hold settlement came after him😂

@sp4zt4zt1c2

5 жыл бұрын

When you accidentally steal an EMPTY FUCKING WINE BOTTLE.

When you accidentally steal a tomato or something and everyone treats you like you just murdered their first-born child and try to kill you even though the damn thing is only worth like 2 gold, but go ahead. Kill the dragonborn over a f**cking tomato.

@Esvald

7 жыл бұрын

And when you are walking around in a full Daedric armor with double enchanted weapons and some random thief with leather armor and a steel knife comes and tries to rob you while mocking you. I mean, are you serious? You pick that,THAT (Points toward the equipment) guy to rob? How the heck could you survive as a thief if you have that terrible sense of picking your target?

@h0neybadg3r58

7 жыл бұрын

Same thing happened to me but I was a werewolf and this random thief just pops up out of nowhere and decides it would be a GREAT idea to rob a fucking werewolf

@Zoey--

7 жыл бұрын

What about the sarcastic way the npc's are like "Wow that was just lying around?" when you pick something up that's not theft but not technically yours.

@zanethederahn4079

4 жыл бұрын

@@h0neybadg3r58 I had one of them do that when I was in my Vampire Lord form

@febentesfaye612

4 жыл бұрын

I was in vampire lord form and was heading through Robber’s gorge and the bandit on the bridge was like, “Yeah,yeah you know the drill. Pay the toll to pass through here” 🤦‍♀️

I hate that after I become Guild Master Vekel the Man still says “So you’re Brynjolf’s new protege, eh? Don’t look like much to me.” 😤😤😤

@Awesomeasumpta13

3 жыл бұрын

Excuse you, sir, did you not just hear Delvin call me "Boss"?

heimskr’s cries of “TALOS”

@TheHorseman0fApocalypse

3 жыл бұрын

at least it's talos

I hate when you do a quest like: "Thank you for getting my mother to go back to the temple. I'll never forget what you've done for me!" *Exits conversation* *"M M M H M M M"*

@gabrielguerrero7296

4 жыл бұрын

I know exactly what mission you're talking about.

@Hannah_7_

4 жыл бұрын

oh that one😂

@joaovitornavarro3359

4 жыл бұрын

Omg i laughed so much

@SDayle

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielguerrero7296 Everyone does. It's stuck in the questlog of 99% of players.

@khajiity

3 жыл бұрын

@@SDayle wait, which? I have lotssss of unfinished quests so I’m not sure which one you’re talking about

Opening a master lock and breaking like 42 lock picks to get an apple and 4 arrows

@ghostfac3182

6 жыл бұрын

Why Do I exist lmao yes

@ravenclawauror4668

6 жыл бұрын

This won't happen if you save before any difficult lock

@baloehbruinebeer4837

6 жыл бұрын

Omg yes

@thisguyhd6591

6 жыл бұрын

LMAO.. I'M QUITTING THIS GA... No wait no... I like it but-NO MORE APPLES AND ARROWS!

@jaderobinson4033

6 жыл бұрын

I just do the skeleton key quest, but I don't complete it untill I have maxed out my lock picking

If you think skyrim is casual, then try legendary mode

@The-Man-of-Pepsi

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah in legendary mode all enemies have the stat gain of adept plus taking half damage and dealing double damage

The npc's when they say some shit and I save the game- *_Why do I hear boss music?_*

Two things to add to this list: 1. Console load times / crashing 2. Being really powerful but getting 1-hit by some random mage with a lightning spell.

@trainershade1937

7 жыл бұрын

It actually makes complete sense for a lightning spell to kill you easily. Though how strong could you be if you don't have a viable counter to one of the common magics of Skyrim?

@That_One_Sunshine_Knight

7 жыл бұрын

Have daedric armor, but focus primarily on damage buff enchants, and not magicka, lightning resistance enchants? I play on expert to master. And on my archer character it can happen. Tend to just have an absurd amount of sneaking enchants. 40% on boots, gauntlets, and necklace with a fully perked sneaked tree. 40% to bows on gauntlets, ring, necklace, and two helmets. (Pentis occulatis, and the morag tong helmet. The tong helm acts like a circlet) If I was spotted by a mage, I was probably fried.

@blackdildoboywithdiabetesl2559

7 жыл бұрын

Crashing and bugs were on the PC version not consoles

@dew0152

7 жыл бұрын

BlackDildoBoyWithDiabetes LovesHorseCock no trust me it happened on console here and there

@killerdonut1194

7 жыл бұрын

Ardin Catish you have to have magic resistance dumbass

A Draugr lord using the shout that knocks your weapon out of your hand and you cant find it ever again.

@decoy7687

5 жыл бұрын

I had to restart an entire save for that

@gioquinto2876

5 жыл бұрын

Oh no my *bOuNd SwOrD* fell out of my hand

@vsaucepog7829

5 жыл бұрын

@@gioquinto2876 lmfaooo

@jameshaley3611

5 жыл бұрын

This happened to dawnbreaker. I gave it to Kevin to use sibce i had ebony blade and he dropped it. Then never picked it up h e just used steel sword. I didnt jotice until many quest later. I wad like wherr is dawnbreaker why its not in hos inv. He never picked it up like its a Daedric artifact. V.v I cant get another on the game. To much progress was made.

@lashawndastevens3203

5 жыл бұрын

Just Draugr lords using shouts period 😂

when a random wolf shows up while ur fighting a dragon

When your in a fight with your follower but they keep getting in the way and you accidentally hit them Or When your attempting a stealth mission but your follower goes out into the open to fight said enemy ruining your sneak attack

When your in any guild and your literally the only soul doing anything around the guild, the rest just eat sweet rolls and talk shit

@damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830

6 жыл бұрын

Brodie 42 Same with dark brotherhood. Funny is how before joining there were assassins randomly attacking me but there's only a hand full of them in the brotherhood.

@eivoran5208

6 жыл бұрын

The Companions typically travel around Skyrim killing a bunch of stuff and you can encounter them randomly. Does that count?

@ghostlychaos6532

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Ferrebee yeah, definitely

@myguydied

6 жыл бұрын

Gavin’s Geetars thats a thing with all rpgs Fallout 4 is the worst. You have to rebuild society - WHATVE YOU USELESS FUCKERS BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST 210 YEARS?!

@myguydied

6 жыл бұрын

Damn son where'd you find this. You do like when you kill grelod the kind and dont go to sleep. An assassin comes at you and they have the note "WE KNOW" with the black hand on it

Roses are red Gaming is fun You are carrying too much to be able to run

@johannabrag6132

5 жыл бұрын

True shit

@Muumin-H

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaa good one!!

@Muumin-H

4 жыл бұрын

@LxcidPumpx there is... Mod that gives you a ring that gives you 50,000 carrying capacity. Just search for unlimited resources skyrim mod in KZread and you'll see the name there. It can be hard to find but just look for it in the (best rated or popular) section... in skyrim that is...

@Muumin-H

4 жыл бұрын

@LxcidPumpx Ther is also an mod that gives you the ability to build a necklace that gives you 9000 carrying capacity

@Muumin-H

4 жыл бұрын

@LxcidPumpx what do you mean yap

When you try to speak to someone but accidentally click “steal sweetroll.”

I was in the ratway and got jumpscared by a skeever

What bugs me is when I have something worth 500 gold but end up getting it off for 150

@oskarkeith4161

5 жыл бұрын

Retz Retz thanks

@Sirri_Wolf

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god, that is soo annoying..

@riecheur6088

4 жыл бұрын

Mhm, only thing the speech skill is good for, wish I knew that before naming my character "Liam Silvertongue"

@TheRavenousWolfe_27

4 жыл бұрын

Yaas

@dovahpreistgamingchannelan4874

4 жыл бұрын

Get ur speach higher

When I loot a chest without really paying attention to what's in it, just taking everything, then suddenly: *A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON*

@hailsithis2246

6 жыл бұрын

TheShadowOfMadness 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@drfyhghjygyfth2454

6 жыл бұрын

scared the shit outta me

@user-jd3gf5xw1x

6 жыл бұрын

i dont get it

@overdramaticfreak

6 жыл бұрын

Sng Yi Long, in a cave full of bears (where I found it), there is a white geometric object called Meridia's Beacon. And when you pick it up, Meridia, a Daedric Prince, just shows up in this booming voice to shout at you righteously for a bit. She's quite annoying, as far as the Daedric Princes go, and I wasn't too fond of the item that comes from her quest.

@hebi5626

6 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD I HATE THAT!!! IT HAPPENS TO ME TO OFTEN!!!?

Actually Nazeem I DO get to the Cloud District. Heck I go to the Graybeards!!