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10 styles of metal
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1:50 Scooby Doo when he discovers metal.
@mk_rexx
3 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't that be just Ghost?
@95georgie
3 жыл бұрын
Santiago Osorio so true my dude😂😂😂😂😂
@edwardkenway3377
3 жыл бұрын
That's a good one🤣🤣
@Allucario
3 жыл бұрын
PERFECTION
@ya.lybly.kyshat
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
1:52 sounds like Scooby doo if he was a smoker
@aarkaybmer6329
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@alessander8961
5 жыл бұрын
Like, where are my cigars ,scoob?!”
@totallyfrozen
5 жыл бұрын
What do you mean “if”? Ever notice how Scooby and Shaggy were always looking for something to munch on? Lotta weed burned in the back of that Mystery Machine.
@sour3000
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao😂😂😂
@sour3000
5 жыл бұрын
This should have soooo many more likes 😂😂😭
2:03 the boys in 3rd grade carrying 2 chairs at once for the assembly
@zsauce7447
3 жыл бұрын
lMaO
@JWWE7903
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something I would’ve done during my elementary school days lol
@amare2657
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@jackbretherton3869
3 жыл бұрын
Well I carried three top that🔥😈☺️ This was a joke putting it out there now so there aren’t any comment section wars
@amare2657
3 жыл бұрын
@@jackbretherton3869 stronk
what i hear : 1:18 What my mom hears : 1:11
@codybeinert1109
4 жыл бұрын
Underrated XD
@eleni9644
4 жыл бұрын
Very underrated😂
@unidentifiablegamer8192
3 жыл бұрын
My mom is cool about metal up until stuff like Infant anihilator and So hideous. However she’ll deal with stuff like cannibal corpse and Slipknot.
@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026
3 жыл бұрын
@@unidentifiablegamer8192 That's actually REALLY reasonable lol. Even I have trouble with IA sometimes (especially the lyrics) and I grew up listening to stuff like Dying Fetus and Devourment.
@unidentifiablegamer8192
3 жыл бұрын
@@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 damn
1:02 What every metal genre sounds like to moms
@studiobloknote
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Moms in 1989 perhaps. Moms in 2020 rock. 🤘
@raynixgd
4 жыл бұрын
Karens
@IzayoiArwena
4 жыл бұрын
Yes exactly
@Hazel_1124
4 жыл бұрын
Carson??
@odinyoung8607
4 жыл бұрын
Even power metal?
My friend: wheres the wifi password Me: at the back of the router Back of the router: 1:50
@knyckkefir
4 жыл бұрын
Pong It underrated comment
@VenusSnuggleTrap
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 omg
@thebigearedbandit8843
4 жыл бұрын
Not funny
@vee4893
4 жыл бұрын
Yikez Vanilla ur not funny
@flatterswhite
4 жыл бұрын
@@thebigearedbandit8843 dw we're the only people here with brains it seems
2:32 when she forgets to wear a pad
@beatriceedwards7272
3 жыл бұрын
omg yes
@icannotcomeupwithanything4609
3 жыл бұрын
That has happened to me a lot. 🤦🏼♀️😂☠
@SM-qv2om
3 жыл бұрын
when I was 11 I stayed in India with my moms family. me, my cousin, my mom, my brother and my aunt would sleep in the same bed and my other aunt and her two kids would sleep on the bed next to ours. one day when we woke up there was dried blood where my cousin slept. she got her period the day before but she didn't put on a pad when she showered last night because she thought it was over. shes a heavy bleeder so there was a lot of blood (it was as big as a dinner plate) and when my little cousin who was only 6 walked into the room and he saw the blood he started crying because he thought someone died.
@moe-lester6977
3 жыл бұрын
Avenged Sevenfold hell yeah
@carved_cuts
3 жыл бұрын
Don't you just hate it when you forget your pads and accidentally shoot your blood on the ceiling. Goddamn.
Best part is at 2:35 When Jared says “There’s blood on the floor!” the captions decide to say “What a nice feeling!” 🤣
@michaelschumacher3701
3 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@maulanaadhadiyusuf9385
3 жыл бұрын
Dude that's true lol
@bebephoque7998
3 жыл бұрын
PFFFFFFFF
@Dread_Onyx
3 жыл бұрын
Blood on the ceiling
@stoopidhaters
2 жыл бұрын
Or 1:50 "The theme of the Nugget has no personality".
His neighbors must love him
@gul2331
6 жыл бұрын
Chandler Kennedy copycat
@Chloey780
5 жыл бұрын
My hometown sucks but pizza's awesome, that's what he said lol
@darial3011
5 жыл бұрын
i’d love a neighbor like that tbh
@bon4864
5 жыл бұрын
He dosent have any
@play362
5 жыл бұрын
He has killed all his neighbours.
"My girlfriend broke up with me I'm really upset about it Its really my own fault But I'm gonna blame her" 😂 perfection
@kikiloop5860
5 жыл бұрын
Xela D that hit *way* too close to home.
@user-jw7kj
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@gabriellemulder4136
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfo
@ultrajdjsultratantrum
5 жыл бұрын
@Xela da you love john mulaney i love him to you know
@emorattrash5198
5 жыл бұрын
Ha
1:51 Lyrics:Some consider Quantum Psychology a follow-up to Wilson's earlier volume Prometheus Rising, mainly for the presence of practical exercises to demonstrate its concepts at the end of each chapter (this time intended for groups rather than a lone reader). It focuses primarily on the metaphysical and epistemological problems of Aristotelean reasoning and its use in everyday language, covering E-Prime (Wilson wrote the book in E-Prime) and how it addresses many of the semantic (and resulting perceptual) "spooks" that common language lets in. It also covers psychosomatic healing and a possible explanation for it; non-local effects in quantum physics (Bell's theorem) and the theories of David Bohm; and a brief recap of the Timothy Leary eightfold consciousness theory of human consciousness which Prometheus Rising covers in greater detail.
@radioactivian
4 жыл бұрын
what
@03-advaitharaghu82
4 жыл бұрын
Yo what the-
@osielrubio9813
3 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/pZOYmtx6o5SvpLw.html
@vex4652
3 жыл бұрын
@@osielrubio9813 no
@unrandomcualquiera...1122
3 жыл бұрын
"The theme of the nugget has no personality what the numbers and talk with" Those are the real lyrics just put the subtitles
This dudes vocal range is amazing
@poorvisingh232
3 жыл бұрын
Bump
@lil_weasel219
2 жыл бұрын
he is using false cord and falsetto.Only southern metal uses modal but it didnt go particularly high i dont get it lol
@millajorgen
2 жыл бұрын
Jared is a legend
@dmariussimmons4707
2 жыл бұрын
2 octaves? Lol
1:03 is what people who don’t listen to metal hear.
@ghostpercs
4 жыл бұрын
Sego Dragon this is what my mother thought exactly when i first started listening to metal.
@dylanrus8117
4 жыл бұрын
Lol kids at my school think that Chuck berry and cannibal corpse are pretty much the same thing
@dylanrus8117
4 жыл бұрын
Tec-9 PW someone did
@saiyagito007
4 жыл бұрын
Sego Dragon I don’t want to like it’s at 669 for me
@lil7179
4 жыл бұрын
Wrenchwd 2007 Nice
2:20 what everyone thinks screaming in metal means
@douggimmedome124
5 жыл бұрын
They r ignorant
@WeareTheCruel
4 жыл бұрын
For real...that's annoying af.
@jakemackenzie4880
4 жыл бұрын
People really do think metal "is just screaming" like um isnt that grindcore and all those grind genres some have lyrics but i think its mostly entertainment (i havent studied too much just discovered the genre) but i did hear one song that was very meaningful but metal is in fact lyrics with meaning and not "just screaming" like non metalheads think
1:18 - What I hear 2:00 - what my mom hears
2:28 Girls after their period
@chriszz3891
3 жыл бұрын
:))))))
@satsukehijikata7861
3 жыл бұрын
No 😞
@FelineRock
3 жыл бұрын
Lol. Not true but lol
@TsutajyaVlard
3 жыл бұрын
2:21 girls on their period
@arrogantlucy7130
3 жыл бұрын
That’s what a pad or tampon is for..... your a boy you wouldn’t know
1:57 when Zombie Pigmen discover metal.
@taylorowens3721
4 жыл бұрын
The Moto199 ah. I see your a man of culture as well.
@Limbowind
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@96stormageddon94
4 жыл бұрын
I'd stay in the nether.
@icantthinkofanamesothisisi7814
4 жыл бұрын
True that
@shamelessoftherandom7420
4 жыл бұрын
XDDD
Hardcore/Punk: I hate my home town, But i love my friends I hate my home town, But my friends are awesome My home town sucks My home town sucks My home town sucks But Pizzas, awesome Post Hardcore: My girlfriend Broke up with me I'm really upset about it It's really...my own fault But I'm gonna blame her Metalcore: Machines Machines are taking over This is a new world order Machines They will take us all away This is a new world order Deathcore: I hate you You hate me We are a hateful family With a punch to the face And a kick from me to you Won't you say you hate me too Black Metal: Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Oh yeah did i mention? Satan Hair Metal: Girrllss I love me some Girrrlss Girrlss Girrlss Giirrllss Give me a lot of Giirls Girrlss Southern Metal: Yeeaaahhhhhhhh I'll die for my countrryyyyyy I love America Yeeaaaaaaahhhhhh This is the best god damn countryyyy Awwyeeaaahh Slam Metal: *zombie pigman/piglins noises* Beatdown: I'm so tough I'm so tough I'm so damn tough Nobody is as tough as me Im tougher than you Fight me brooo I'll kill you Grindcore: *grinding noises* Thrash Metal: Blood is raining from the sky There is blood on the floor Blood on the ceiling There is blood everywhere I love blood Blood
@Cobalt985
4 жыл бұрын
Lezz.mp4 He’s not kidding about Post Hardcore. Yesterday I was really starting to get into it, and then I looked up the lyrics... Never before has an entire band been ruined for me.
@tentandoaprenderinglessozi7859
4 жыл бұрын
thank you, my listening in English is bad
@rodrigoaravena2038
4 жыл бұрын
Thrash*
@yuiko.9019
4 жыл бұрын
@@rodrigoaravena2038 done...Thanks
@erllector9901
4 жыл бұрын
Disappointed, I was waiting for the captions of slam metal.
1:18 The moment I get out of quarantine
@drstepan1078
3 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious how much I agree
@robertfox4114
3 жыл бұрын
Ha-ha-ha ᴴᵃ :t Ain’t seeing the end of quarantine.
@dylans_omens
3 жыл бұрын
@@robertfox4114 me neither fam 🥲
1:03 What metal haters with half a brain hear in metal 1:51 What metal haters with half a brain cell hear in metal
@Numenorean921
4 жыл бұрын
i mean both are pretty accurate
@nichtimmer9134
3 жыл бұрын
Thats what i hear in metal, but i hear it not, i have take it and do it in a trash can. Work done, ...Metal are sucks, reaaaly sucks, no words how stupid it is!
@tylermcdonald9372
3 жыл бұрын
@@nichtimmer9134 if ur gonna hate on metal learn proper grammar and English first
@osielrubio9813
3 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/pZOYmtx6o5SvpLw.html
@minishark7630
3 жыл бұрын
@@nichtimmer9134 lmao I hope you are just trolling
"I hate you You hate me We are hateful family" wait is that Barney & friends song?
@Ronn_V
5 жыл бұрын
Yes, it is
@jbasti227
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah 😂
@pheraa7723
5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@matijagolubovic2243
5 жыл бұрын
You mean Barney & enemies?
@glorfnorph8917
5 жыл бұрын
no it's a deathcore song.
Yes, you called?
@catchynamehere2600
5 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@phant0m739
5 жыл бұрын
r/beetlejuicing
@MawthMawth
5 жыл бұрын
Oh, hey bro
@-Vitalis-
5 жыл бұрын
I'm late as fuck, but... can I have your autograph?
@AB-vn2jc
5 жыл бұрын
Omg I’m such a big fan !
Me: *casually listens to metal* What my mom hears: 0:47 What my dad hears: 1:03 What my uncle hears: 1:18 What my Aunt hears: 1:34 What my cousins hear: 1:50 What my online friends hear: 2:03
@sandwork
Жыл бұрын
I can't agree more lmao
@gt_beltran42
Жыл бұрын
Dad and mom should switch and you got it
@iamthequeenofkhaos
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@user-rk4lx1mc1b
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha omg give me your number
@jonnemopola7245
Жыл бұрын
That was a good one 😂
1:50 sounds of pig Subtitles: tHe ThEMe of The NuGgEt haS nO peRsoNaLIty
@radioactivian
4 жыл бұрын
bRUH
@misada7744
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@minishark7630
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao wtf
@EnblefarigMoon
3 жыл бұрын
The theme of the nugget has no personality what the numbers and talk with
@michaelschumacher3701
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
2:20 that what it sounds like in a Taco Bell bathroom
@traciegunder2173
4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha
@TECHnoman753
4 жыл бұрын
OH NO XD
@elculiaodelosjudaspriest
4 жыл бұрын
Dipper
@dt-725
3 жыл бұрын
XD
@pyp2205
3 жыл бұрын
LOL XD
For some reason, slam metal reminds me of the sound a pig makes when it's excited about getting a bath
@Sepulchrality
5 жыл бұрын
That's what it sounds like too. Just kidding (but not really), check out Slam Worldwide for a bunch of bands and see for yourself.
@nyctoby
5 жыл бұрын
XD
@user-rh1qe6gs5jiu8
5 жыл бұрын
that's so especific that it scares me
@emorattrash5198
5 жыл бұрын
Omfg u such rite
@linkskywalker5417
4 жыл бұрын
Let's get actual pigs for slam metal!
2:03 Beatdown is SO Pantera! 😂
@No_step_on_snake
Жыл бұрын
☝️🤓- umm... actually pantera is groove metal not beatdown.
Neighbors be like: How the hell many singers are in this house
I use this as my ASMR for sleeping at night. Been great.
@amandajordan3287
5 жыл бұрын
SAMESSSSS
@Rinawolfchen
4 жыл бұрын
I feel that
@mike12pass
4 жыл бұрын
I just gave u your thousandth like
@osielrubio9813
3 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/pZOYmtx6o5SvpLw.html
@cookieandme23
3 жыл бұрын
Same
Grindcore sounds like the longest burp ever
@oceanman4938
7 жыл бұрын
well you're not wrong
@sgreechie
7 жыл бұрын
TheAlmightyJayden TheAlmightyJayden that's what I was about to say! XD
@midnightreverie_
7 жыл бұрын
TheAlmightyJayden TheAlmightyJayden lmao sir, you made my day! 😂😂
@dibuk123
7 жыл бұрын
The Berzerkers - Mono grind. Go my children!
@VenCervarGas
7 жыл бұрын
more like epicest burp ever '-'
1:18 Me trying to sing metal and doing screams while I’m home alone 😬
2:03 me trying to hype myself up in the mirror every morning, knowing it's not doing anything
@MANIKENMANIKEN
2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment lol
First grade teacher: Are there any strong boys who can help me? Boy: 2:03
@DLP-Coasters
5 жыл бұрын
sooo underrated yet but i bet this comment will rise.
@emmaannice6605
5 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!!!!!
@dwightschrute4506
5 жыл бұрын
sel what are you doing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@suppiluiiuma5769
4 жыл бұрын
I still remember being like that
@jbxzy
4 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
I FUCKIND DIED AT SLAM METAL
@jadonchacon4914
7 жыл бұрын
Beatepoo Kern when people ask what pig squeals are
@GluttonyR
7 жыл бұрын
It reminded my bf when he sings in his brutal death band. I still don't understand why he wastes time to write the lyrics 🤣
@T0mat0_S0up
7 жыл бұрын
GluttonyR death metal is awesome
@carlosestrada2477
7 жыл бұрын
Beatepoo Kern hair metal😂😂😂
@derekdavis6508
7 жыл бұрын
Beatepoo Kern reminded me of dying fetus.
"SEITAAAAAANNNN..." ah, the good ol' Vegan Black Metal
How my mum sees metal: 1:50 How my dad sees metal: 2:03 How my most of my schoolmates see metal: 1:02
@bakugo43
4 жыл бұрын
True
@gt_beltran42
3 жыл бұрын
Accurate
@susandontdeletemyaccount3863
3 жыл бұрын
How I see metal: 1:18
Slam Metal = Batman at Vocals
@User-xw6kd
8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ricwayne98
8 жыл бұрын
You made my day :D
@peniku8
8 жыл бұрын
+Victor Ribeiro Well the technique used for DeathMetal growls is the same used to voice Batman, no wonder it sounds alike :)
@ImmortalKombatPanda
8 жыл бұрын
hahah
@chamolau70
8 жыл бұрын
I am be dangerous now
People: What kind of music do you listen to? Me: Hard Rock People: Oh, so you like screaming? Me: ...no. No, I don’t. My Brain: *REEEEEEEE*
@arcticgamers123
5 жыл бұрын
REEEEEE
@FelixMarshFTW
5 жыл бұрын
hard rock is like From Death To Destiny by AA
@sbp4215
5 жыл бұрын
"Oh, so you like screaming" "No" *proceeds to ree in their face*
@totallyfrozen
5 жыл бұрын
Except Hard Rock isn’t Metal. (Yup. I’m being “that guy”)
@carazy123_
5 жыл бұрын
totallyfrozen who are you correcting?
2:20 me after a bottle of Pepsi
@2carbonphenethylamine701
3 жыл бұрын
You copied it and you made it worse
2:03 IM SO TOUGH IM SO TOUGH Subtitle:bOy sO JuMp OR sO SApPhire sO dAmn sHOrT
7 year old me on my iPad: My grandpa: 0:31
@aqilah2887
3 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@Asphyxia1414
3 жыл бұрын
LMFAOO
@iamnatejames
3 жыл бұрын
This is scary true
oh yeah, did I mention Satan?
@kellen7425
9 жыл бұрын
ikr! I haven't laugh this hard in a long time.
@lowbreeder
9 жыл бұрын
:D LOL
@natebham
9 жыл бұрын
+lowbreeder could it be Satan?
@BallPunch360
8 жыл бұрын
You actually haven't after the 20,000,000 times you said it in your song.
@SharonRosheuvel-A.D
8 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha :')
"I love blood" Me too!, I would literally *die* without it!
2:04 me when I see my crush
Lost it at "Satan"
@SpectralUmbreon197
8 жыл бұрын
What was he saying?
@drgenki6491
7 жыл бұрын
He was just screaming SATAAAAAAAN and then he said oh did I mention,SATAAAAN?!
@kemist7819
7 жыл бұрын
xXSkyifyXx Same dude
@thatoneotherguywhowashe5220
7 жыл бұрын
xXSkyifyXx lost it at slam metal
@mralexhernandez
7 жыл бұрын
I lost it at grindcore
This video is an instant classic.
@zver4105
7 жыл бұрын
I'm dying over here. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jhairjurado4217
7 жыл бұрын
Música clistia
@simonkoeman3310
7 жыл бұрын
Must be the filter.
@asimpleboy5696
7 жыл бұрын
Classic for stupid people. This is pure garbage on YT
@asoby9589
7 жыл бұрын
J. Ahumada you say, you bio trash.
I miss this era of Metal. Jared Dines has come so far. Proud of you bro.
0:54 subtitle: “the hearts to the faith indicate from me to you won’t you sir you very very Jew.” 💀💀
grindcore was basically the world's longest burp
@EatPant849
7 жыл бұрын
he is awaiting sluzzle dude
@yatamix
7 жыл бұрын
TovariousWarious 2 it really is
@Linda-yf2bc
7 жыл бұрын
OJ McClanahan I was just making a little joke on the way Jared did it, I wasn't hating on any kind of grindcore band.
@Inferiis
7 жыл бұрын
and the longest grind song ever.. :D if it's longer than 10 secs, it's not grind anymore
@MARRO1190
7 жыл бұрын
TovariousWarious 2 what in the hell is that profile pic??? its scaring the shit out of me lol
Nobody: Subtitles when Jared sings hardcore/punk: *calm down*
@dialga4688
4 жыл бұрын
The deathcore and slam ones are hilarious
@notpopularperson6076
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that happened to me
@ajaxallpurposepowdercleans1987
4 жыл бұрын
the theme of the nugget
@frogpaste
4 жыл бұрын
Hair Metal: [music] Really, KZread? Out of all of them, that's the one you consider music?
@flobbish4335
4 жыл бұрын
"Alfred broke up with me"
1:51 dang i feel exposed😂
00:00 hardcore/punk 00:18 post hardcore 00:31 Metalcore 00:46 deathcore 01:01 Black metal 01:18 Hair metal 01:34 southern metal 01:49 slam metal 02:03 beat down 02:18 grindcore 02:28 thrashmetal
Slam Metal. I died laughing, I am dead now. Yes.
@elliottmelling7658
8 жыл бұрын
Sataaaaaannnn
@ellasocha
8 жыл бұрын
that sounds like pigg XDDDD
@jagvenne
8 жыл бұрын
))
@jagvenne
8 жыл бұрын
Grind too)
@serhatkoc5766
8 жыл бұрын
Saaaame XD
This video entails a story of how a man who hates his hometown gets broken up with by his girlfriend, then proceeds to witness the end of the world by the hand of machines. He tells her that she hates her, and then proceeds to call out to satan. He then gets together with some girls, and talks about how amazing the US is. Then he grunts and then fights her ex’s new boyfriend while growling, exclaiming how there is blood everywhere and that he loves blood when the deer is done.
@shayanmoosavi9139
5 жыл бұрын
LOL so accurate😂😂
@Aveture
5 жыл бұрын
What a touching story! XD
@doodcifer_
5 жыл бұрын
Is this a Coheed and Cambria album?
@emorattrash5198
5 жыл бұрын
I'm sry... WUT
@supermasterfighter
5 жыл бұрын
I just came back to this to see it favorited by Jared with 1k likes, awesome!
Your Southern Metal riffs are awesome!
“My hometown sucks My hometown sucks My hometown sucks “ That would have been sick as a gang vocal…
1:50 when you have a cough!
@itsagoldwolf2542
6 жыл бұрын
Haha. Don't know what kind of coughs you've been having.
@dearlord3082
6 жыл бұрын
Hells Angel e
@unboxingthingstechniquesan1848
6 жыл бұрын
Ahhahahahahahaahahahahaahhaahahhaahahhahahahahahha
slam metal was the best
@irasthewarrior
7 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who like it :D
@545SOSSBOSS
7 жыл бұрын
Watch Batmetal
@adrianvaldez2134
6 жыл бұрын
Or listen to dethklok lol
@vortexofmetal2415
6 жыл бұрын
Dead Parasite definitely! I would say 2nd was black metal
@ukantorkiller34
6 жыл бұрын
xD
1:50 turn on the captions
1:18 That one metal genre every Metal head fan regrets it's existence
@joshuahoover6523
3 жыл бұрын
Cattle decap, pig destroyer, carcass, napalm death, it’s an acquired taste bud
@roberthasudungan1546
3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuahoover6523 He meant about Hair Metal or Glam Metal
There's blood on the floor. There's blood on the ceiling. My god, there's blood everywhere (_Shia LaBeouf_)!
@CommandoBlackMetal
7 жыл бұрын
Sad's Channel thats what twilight should be about
@vincenthodges647
7 жыл бұрын
Nihilist LOL
@officialENDZEIT
7 жыл бұрын
Slayer in a nutshell
@jaironjugg4899
7 жыл бұрын
Hey you're that guy who made mlgarnet
@ace-smith
7 жыл бұрын
That's me! Have you seen the new one?
The best thing is all of his facial expressions
@emorattrash5198
5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@rlbsbc163bel
4 жыл бұрын
Ya cuz hes faking
@cristoballepe5866
4 жыл бұрын
@@rlbsbc163bel that's true
As a fan of hardcore, southern metal, beatdown, and thrash I can confirm this is accurate.
I love the lyrics he made up and i love how casually he expressed it and changed expressions. In the end, casually thumbs up while smiling like he didn't just exploded his throat just now.😂💖
Slam metal: OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO Grindcore: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@lukaszboczar2441
5 жыл бұрын
Those are both the lyrics and guitar tabs
@--Paws--
5 жыл бұрын
Who's that Pokemon?!
@Jay-hj4wj
5 жыл бұрын
Oo Ee Oo ee oo ee oo eeoo ee oo ooooouuuuuu
@mohitrahaman
5 жыл бұрын
looks djenty
@FMZ101
5 жыл бұрын
Oei oei oei!!!
GORLS
@alkinoosmichalopoulos2446
6 жыл бұрын
Myah gororls
@ulrik.lynnebakken9660
6 жыл бұрын
Gørels
@MeAndI338
5 жыл бұрын
Gürools
@kubbakubbynator2621
5 жыл бұрын
Grills!
Can’t believe is been 8 years. Time flies.
2:28 This should be an official Dexter theme
fail joke. I mean I understand every word you've said
@HeavySandvichGuy1
9 жыл бұрын
I'm Not A bot don't ban me I can tell the same about you
@Bealikespeas102
9 жыл бұрын
slam metal???
@HeavySandvichGuy1
9 жыл бұрын
+geicowithdagheko1 I've posted this comment before that part
@Karnidos
8 жыл бұрын
Yup so you also mean grindcore and slam metal
@johanbergstrom7843
8 жыл бұрын
Even Slam Metal?
1:50 The metal singer after drinking 5L of soda 2:20 Me after drinking 5L of soda
@loosekannon7462
4 жыл бұрын
soy samuel po so true
@coffeeaddict122
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
Coming back to where it all started for me 😁
*"10 styles of metal"* **Starts with hardcore/punk** Classic Jared.
1:50 is gold!!
Teacher: Lets Do A Vocal Test. Everyone: 0:16 Some Weird Idiot: 1:50 Me: 1:02
@allenm3164
4 жыл бұрын
I can imagine the boys being like that loollll(the weird idiot one)
@UnmarkedPrescriptionBottle
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao I'm the weird idiot
@GamerDudeTV
4 жыл бұрын
Me: 0:47
@GCKuss23
4 жыл бұрын
Very underrated comment
@r.ylan.d
4 жыл бұрын
The weird idiot one killed me😂
Who's here in 2024 ?
0:46 that needs to be a song it's really good
Punk likes pizza, Post hardcore likes to blame girlfriends, metalcore likes machines, deathcore likes nothing, black metal likes satan, hair metal likes girls, southern metal likes America, slam metal likes to sound weird, beatdown likes themselves,grindcore likes burping, thrash metal likes blood
@kennyalwaysdies1
7 жыл бұрын
no deathcore likes hateful families
@ohnospaghetti-o6123
7 жыл бұрын
The Frözenfires daethcore likes to hate
@Gubuyguy
7 жыл бұрын
punk likes his friends
@OniPutItOn
7 жыл бұрын
pretty much
@animetwilight75
7 жыл бұрын
best comment of all time xD
Black metal? That's pretty offensive. It's February. It's African American Metal.
@Taintlouis
9 жыл бұрын
You win
@eXess1
9 жыл бұрын
joe Costello where is white metal month? Gosh so intense XD
@acutefailure1
9 жыл бұрын
You guys get the rest of the year. We get the shortest month.
@eXess1
9 жыл бұрын
Gevon Sutherland we're joking... but seriously... not really... but really... yeah nah.
@MustObeyTheRules
9 жыл бұрын
Lmao :D
1:03 1:50 2:21 What the normies hear when you play any sort of heavy music
The captions on this video are just 👌 ✨Immaculate✨
The first 4 are not metal Edit: 4 years after, I like thats genres. Hahahah life changes a lot.
@lukebhatti6625
9 жыл бұрын
metalcore is metal...idiot
@lukebhatti6625
9 жыл бұрын
Shadow u don't make sense
@lukebhatti6625
9 жыл бұрын
CarcassDevourer thank you!! Someone understands
@lostsaga3393
9 жыл бұрын
***** So, how much do your edit your voice?
@lukebhatti6625
9 жыл бұрын
Shadow well that's one band judiest preist is shit to me and that's just an opinion.. Just like how u don't like Asking Alexandria.. Its just your opinion other people may like it
2:19 me after 6 beers :D
@blackseptember1740
4 жыл бұрын
Such an underrated comment😅😅
@loosekannon7462
4 жыл бұрын
NorteK are you ok?
@ipodcollector
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh hahah
@tommyellis7728
4 жыл бұрын
Lightweight
Im a new subscriber and I keep coming back to your channel. At the end of every video I just go wow. " I want to scream like you, it is perfection" lol. I love it you are incredible
Slam metal: well, they’re not words, but at least I can still tell what’s going on. Grindcore: oh.
Satan, saaaatan, saaaata, saaatan, saaaaatan oh yeah did I mention sATAN? Awesome - hilarious
@wowair3dhot
7 жыл бұрын
⛧
@bobbydharma
7 жыл бұрын
ItzJammeh i Don't know maybe listen to the fucking song then you will get it
@wowair3dhot
7 жыл бұрын
0_o
@zdangermou5e329
7 жыл бұрын
Big Z Dawg Illegal hahhaha hus head shakes
@onion6667
7 жыл бұрын
that's what they would do...
Lost it at DeathCore
@3MKHAMOOD
8 жыл бұрын
Edit lmao lost it at the video
@-notyourregulareverydaypok2031
8 жыл бұрын
😂 me too
@darkcloud5954
8 жыл бұрын
same
@kimdracvla
7 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@linkinkrap462
7 жыл бұрын
I lost it at slam metal HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1:18: boys during puberty 2:28: girls during puberty
8 years later, I'm still searching for a metalcore song that sounds like the 0:30. It's unnecessarily so good for a parody.
@sunbae-nim
8 ай бұрын
Try 'Forever and a Day' by Adept
@sufiiskandar00
8 ай бұрын
@@sunbae-nim it's good but not alike at all, I'm afraid 😅
i lost it at slam metal...😂😂😂😂
@spandi95
8 жыл бұрын
true that and grindcore sounded like the last bit of water going out of a bathtub
@SyDiko
8 жыл бұрын
+Caitlin W Lol, nearly fell out of my chair.
@nonames8335
8 жыл бұрын
Ukkk ukk ukk??? 😂😂😂
@saarxddd
8 жыл бұрын
+spandan chakraverti HAHAHAHA
@minecraftpedo6058
8 жыл бұрын
then search noise metal :P
I'm so tough I'm so tough I'm so damn tough Nobody is as tough as me Love it😂
@ghoul2164
5 жыл бұрын
IM SO DAMN TOUGH
@quintonkirk285
5 жыл бұрын
I'm Tougher then you!!!
@jbasti227
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao and the voice is spot-on Phil Anselmo
@BoFSolidTitan
5 жыл бұрын
dorian I am be angerous now
@002nl
5 жыл бұрын
I got some Traitors vibes from these lyrics lol
1:03 imagine this is the middle of the afternoon and his neighbors just hearing: *"SATAN! SATaAaAN! saTAN!! sATaN"*
@wadzia7925
3 жыл бұрын
Do you know what is name this song???
@omarcomin2261
3 жыл бұрын
@@wadzia7925 Satan
@icannotcomeupwithanything4609
3 жыл бұрын
His neighbors would probably think he joined a Cult and their some creepy ritual sacrifice.
Years later and I had to come back for another listen. 😂 I love you Jared. Thank you! I'm dying.
You forgot Serj. He is his own genre.
@jesusfarias5610
8 жыл бұрын
Agree 100%
@orangeleaves7410
8 жыл бұрын
hahaha yes!
@shahir366
8 жыл бұрын
Oh yesss!
@Jack-fn7by
8 жыл бұрын
"When angels deserve to... *DIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!*"
@jubjub444
8 жыл бұрын
his later stuff is good too
"Blood is raining from the sky There's blood on the floor Blood on the ceiling There's blood everywhere I love blood" Haha I love this
@unknowngod4847
5 жыл бұрын
Misako Ichiguro when u get raining blood at Walmart
@misakoichiguro1651
5 жыл бұрын
@Eggsbeen adik ”Raining blooooooood From a lacerated sky Bleeding its horror Creating my structure now I shall reign in blood“
@luiscarlosarenas9370
5 жыл бұрын
What exodus song is this
@EximiusDux
5 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is... same genre as that pop group known as Metallica. ;)
@tedwolfer6723
5 жыл бұрын
Slayer
Me:Jared..what kind of metal music do you play? Jared:Yes
why do the metalcore and thrash metal bits go hard asf
I understand slam metal! He says something about love, little dogs... cats... and i think about rainbows.
@vincenthodges647
7 жыл бұрын
Skyline lmfao
@KingSalemence3
7 жыл бұрын
Skyline Dude I'm pretty sure he's just furiously burping, same with grindcore.
@sirnik6304
6 жыл бұрын
sometimes at slam metal i remember to flush the toilette after Usage :D
@SB-ty7tr
6 жыл бұрын
Skyline that's exactly what I think
@yeboifreeze9473
6 жыл бұрын
Skyline i really liked the part where he said “Deeer beer skeeer” it really touched me
Black metal was hilarious
@jazzie634
7 жыл бұрын
Colin McFarland Did I mention Satan?
@gorkaaustin5306
7 жыл бұрын
SATANN
@jettewagner3854
7 жыл бұрын
Colin McFarland want a full version
@God8-O
7 жыл бұрын
Dankus Memus Be gone :-O
@muammarkaddafi3572
7 жыл бұрын
yep. but he forgot to mention 'satan' in his song
Hi Jared, I keep coming back to this every few years. this is a masterpiece.
6 year old me: playing on my iPad My grandparents: 0:31