Rebel soldier: So Han, what did you do for a living before joining the Rebel Alliance? Han Solo: I was a business man doing business.

"My lord, it that LEGAL?" "I will make it legal"

@danielcannon4727

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Schnabl I love that scene.

@egca2198

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Schnabl i read as his voice lol

@jaypea30

6 жыл бұрын

MandaLORE me too lol

@miles2378

5 жыл бұрын

Jar jar did not say that line "My LORD it that LEGAL?".

@Silent_Tentacle

4 жыл бұрын

And, the jedi?

" Wanna buy some deathsticks ?" Han Solo: *yes*

6:12 Wanted War criminal obi wan Kenobi I‘m dying lmao

@ThinWhiteAxe

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe the real war crimes were the snarky comments he made along the way

"If Laws are unjust it is the duty of one in a right mind to break them" -Benjamin Franklin

@nesbitt615

4 жыл бұрын

Was he from Naboo?

@warpartyattheoutpost4987

4 жыл бұрын

@@nesbitt615, no... but Palpatine was.

@nesbitt615

4 жыл бұрын

@@warpartyattheoutpost4987 so was Jar Jar Binks, Mes ah thinka dis planet a crrrrrraaaaaaaZzzzzzzyyyyyyyy

@warpartyattheoutpost4987

4 жыл бұрын

@@nesbitt615, Naboo is crazy, but if it's producing women who look like Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley they must be doing something right. Maybe it's in the water... nah, that's where the Gungans live.

@nesbitt615

4 жыл бұрын

@@warpartyattheoutpost4987 hot chicks? Crazy dudes? Planet Australia?

Generation tech, you missed one. And the most important one he smuggled. Leia's heart. 😂😂 I'll show myself out. 😅

@GenerationTech

6 жыл бұрын

Oh yea illegal organ transporting that is messed up

@juanmanuelpenaloza9264

6 жыл бұрын

C'mon dude...come back.

@Mason-kd2zr

6 жыл бұрын

Hey Alan! Could you do a video on how the Gungans kept those Skyscraper sized seacreatures from completely destroying their cities?

@operationstratos1013

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he stole her heart, as in took it in front of eyes 😁

@arohk1579

5 жыл бұрын

Alfomar Dotillos that has to be the best one, it's to awesome :)

Great video.

@GenerationTech

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks eckhartsladder!

@EckhartsLadder

6 жыл бұрын

I especially liked your recipe. I think my Starforge is busted, but once I get a new one I'll be testing it out.

@GenerationTech

6 жыл бұрын

You need to recharge your sith powers, I recommend doing something very mean

@videogameguy4215

6 жыл бұрын

Generation Tech how about glassing corellia with an ISD

@thomasbyrne2879

6 жыл бұрын

hey echkarts

"He is wise enough to stay out of the conflict until he meets a girl who he really wants to impress. It kinda reminds me of somethig I would do." I'll drink to that.

@GenerationTech

6 жыл бұрын

to all the women out there who make us go crazy

@eliasb.5400

6 жыл бұрын

I’ll drink to anything

@emmagoosesheeptoothfairy

5 жыл бұрын

@@kieranh2005 says who?

@HunterX05

5 жыл бұрын

🍺

@jm-sh6qr

4 жыл бұрын

@@kieranh2005 sure...

yoda:hrrrmm great smuggler han is smuggled ketamine for me he has

@osirisjohnson5165

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Ct-vv5ez

3 жыл бұрын

Master yoda do you have to go back to rehab what next you’ll get him to smuggle you meth and coke

Vader: Leia I forbid u to see this so called Hon Solo again. Leia: But dad he really likes me and I want to have a sith son

@ironwolfF1

4 жыл бұрын

Valder: You're not old enough to date. Lela: I'll do what I want! Vader: Go to your room! Lela: ...my room was on Alderan.

@landrylongacre6391

4 жыл бұрын

Vader: Go to your prison cell then!

@HolyknightVader999

4 жыл бұрын

Vader: "YOU WILL MARRY LANDO CALRISSIAN AND THAT IS THE END OF THAT, YOUNG LADY! Thrawn says that we need Lando's Tibanna Gas mines to power our fleet now that we're involved in a civil war for the throne." Leia: "THIS ISN'T FAIR! LUKE SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU TO ROT AND DIE IN THAT SECOND DEATH STAR!" Vader: "Shut up, girl, think of the bloodline. We'd be the laughing stock of Coruscant if the daughter of the new Emperor marries a common smuggler. At least Lando is a baron from a human-dominated planet."

@chrismc410

3 жыл бұрын

@@HolyknightVader999 Leia: its no different than a prominent senator marrying a slave! *Vader is shocked and has no answer to that* Leia: if *that* did not happen, we would not be having this conversation. I am over 21. I am of age on any planet in this galaxy by Republic, Imperial and Outer Rim standards, *FATHER* and still technically a senator to boot, not to mention *ROYALTY* by adoption and by blood, on *TWO* planets. The destruction of one of and several members of thy Royal Court who are still alive as the legitimate successors of said court, crown doesn't change that. Old wrinkly illegally disbanding the Senate by definition does not change the fact it still exists de jure, if not de facto. As far as the other planet goes, direct descendant of a former Queen. Doesn't get much more royal that. *I* will marry Han and if you want to know your grandchildren that's all there is to it. *turns on her heel and walks away. Vader, aloud to himself: she is definitely yours, Padme. Mine too for that matter. Temper is definitely me.

@HolyknightVader999

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrismc410 Vader: "I was a KNIGHT when I married your mother. Lando was once a smuggler, but he's at least turned his life around to be productive. Your boyfriend, on the other hand, was smuggling dangerous spice that wrecked both minds and lives before he met you. There is a difference."

It's not illegal if nobody finds out.

@marsbase3729

5 жыл бұрын

@@Anon-mu8re not funny

@marsbase3729

5 жыл бұрын

@Unknown Knight no asshole

@alaskaball188

5 жыл бұрын

@@marsbase3729 it's a joke get over it

@marsbase3729

5 жыл бұрын

@@alaskaball188 no, because it's lame as fuck

@dylansniperr7536

5 жыл бұрын

mars base no just like you are just soft af like everyone else is this generation lmao

Han is a damn good friend! Sneaking Chewy onto his planet to see his family! 😊❤

The spice the huts sold, combined with them being located on a desert planet, and being wormlike AND running the planet essentially reminds me a lot of Tehran Dune series

"10 most illegal items Han Solo smuggled on the Millennium Falcon" Me: The most illegal thing he smuggled on that ship was himself.

“But what about the Imperial attack on the wookies?”

LMAO! The ewok as a source of meat joke will never get old.

How can it be cannibalism if Chewbacca is a Wookie

“Due to the demand of cosplayers” that’s excellent man😂 this is probably my favorite channel to get Star Wars content

“It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught.” ~Ghandi

please do a video on all of the changes made to the millenium falcon over the years

@doughesson

6 жыл бұрын

There is a book describing a little girl's effort to trace the history of the Millineum Falcon.

@knightlygaming1906

6 жыл бұрын

what is that book I kinda want to read it

@lachlanfraser586

5 жыл бұрын

Yes like the under and over cannons that panel and Han added

@marcusmaximus451

4 жыл бұрын

lachlan Fraser The book is written by James Luceno called millennium falcon 👍

@jacobweatherford4696

4 жыл бұрын

For one it lost alot of it's original armor.

Ok let's clear this up... some people define cannibalism as species eating species, while others define it as sentient beings eating sentient beings. I think because in our own world there are only two sentient species (us and dolphins) we generally consider cannibalism as something between two members of the same species. But in star wars there are millions of different sentient species so cannibalism refers to sentients eating sentients. This is why it's considered antisocial behavior for a human to eat a twi'lek for instance. On another note this why I like you guys we really get down to the important issues here on this channel.

@Gondorian04

6 жыл бұрын

Wait... that means Allen is technically a Cannibal by Star wars standards because of his love for Ewok meat.

@shoeberrypie

6 жыл бұрын

Pfffft ewoks aren't sentient, don't ya know?

@hoopsonwheels

6 жыл бұрын

Generation Tech in our universe it means one member of a species eating another member of the same species. The sentient argument only works in science fiction just because in most works of science fiction include other sentient species

@justafaniv1097

6 жыл бұрын

Gondorian, Ewok meat is fine. As our great emperor probably once said "All sentients are equal, but some are more equal than others."

@attilathehun5067

6 жыл бұрын

Aright thanks for clearing that up, I was about to comment. Lucky I saw this first.

I mean, the Wookies were doing pretty well for themselves in the old Republic era and their tree settlements were more like Cities that really embraced arbor day. I think not having a lot of credits had more to do with the whole frequently being enslaved thing.

My lord, is that L E G A L?

@the5thhorsemanoftheapocaly789

5 жыл бұрын

I will make it *L E G A L*

@dualityomk9854

5 жыл бұрын

@@the5thhorsemanoftheapocaly789 5th horse man... so its war, famine, pestilence and death... so that must make you "social justice"

@the5thhorsemanoftheapocaly789

5 жыл бұрын

@@dualityomk9854 Actually it's worse

@the5thhorsemanoftheapocaly789

5 жыл бұрын

@@dualityomk9854 War, famine, pestilence, death and *§ĦĮŤ PاŤĮÑĞ*

@arthas640

5 жыл бұрын

I love how he says that, like he's mildly aroused, like invading Naboo is a secret fetish of his but he wants permission first

Me

@aureliousofphoenix7811

6 жыл бұрын

Obi-Wan Kenobi No longer do you have the high ground... Because you're dead.

@battledroid224

6 жыл бұрын

Well, that means his ghost can just appear on high places so what Obi-Wan said was true, he has become more powerful than Vader could possibly imagine, not just a ghost, but a high ground-able force ghost.

@battledroid224

6 жыл бұрын

:P

@alhajiamadujalloh6833

6 жыл бұрын

Aurelious of Phoenix hey some battle droids r smart lel

@williamrotunno8259

6 жыл бұрын

Obi-Wan Kenobi Hello there

You missed one,loli hentai magazines.

@GenerationTech

6 жыл бұрын

When your comment is about yourself and everyone knows it ... awkward Vader...

@asneecrabbier3900

6 жыл бұрын

Generation Tech no that’s MY magazine, give it back!

@darthvader4594

6 жыл бұрын

CrabbierBull 391 it's mine!!!

@d-man9921

6 жыл бұрын

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* FBI! OPEN UP!

@joshuadunford3171

6 жыл бұрын

D-Man I think that would be ISB OPEN UP

Let’s face it transporting food is illegal when you are dealing with the empire

@nerdgeekcosplay909

3 жыл бұрын

Me eating space McDonald’s: IM GOING TO JAIL !

@weelzneal4768

Жыл бұрын

Especially if its spiced up

I like how the commercial for this video was a Han Solo trailer. (Not the Solo Movie) Han is also my favorite character

Imagine paying a fortune for stormtrooper armour and dying in one shot in your first gunfight

That’s what I’ve loved about Han Solo, even with so many people and organizations after his head he still had the skills and the impressive tactics to evade all of them!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Han is so good at flying that he is able to measure time in length!

Makes me love him even more (especially the thumbnail)

Remember guys! It's only illegal if they catch you! Ok actually that's a terrible piece of advice please ignore that. But if you want more Han Solo backstory coverage check out our playlist here! kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y4qnsbWRk7GXe9o.html&list=PLYLcVRunYmxbdictMiKrpcwf2huhQwrpH&index=2

This video made me like Han more.

3:33 the spice must flow

9:49 love that solo pasas he use when shooting (look at his hand)

It's all relative to the smuggler.

@GenerationTech

6 жыл бұрын

Good point

Gary Busey jokes are always funny

That thumbnail gets me every time.

This video did change my opinion of Han Solo. He's even more badass than I thought!

@GenerationTech

6 жыл бұрын

yup he is a badass

'hiding some daddy pants beneath the floorboards of your ship'

Stuff like spaceweed,spacemeth,spacedrugs of any kind

Could you do a video on the most illegal things installed on the Millennium Falcon?

I love everything this channel has become. There are never too many personalities discussing star wars, and I love the community. You guys are all fantastic, and have gotten me digging around for my old star wars books.

@GenerationTech

6 жыл бұрын

Haha thanks! Keep those old legends story alive they’re so awesome! Honestly I probably enjoyed the books more than movies when I was a kid.

Allen you are in great form on this video and you are a freaking genius. One of the best videos ever.

@GenerationTech

6 жыл бұрын

thank you sir!

Hey Alan! Could you do a video on how the Gungans kept those Skyscraper sized seacreatures from completely destroying their cities?

@justindunlap1235

Жыл бұрын

I was under the impression that their city's were in swamps near the surface, and the large creatures were isolated in caverns in the planets interior. Food and unwary Jedis can wander in throu the smaller passages but the leviathans can escape.

Blue Max for droids smuggling info.

I once hid stolen wine gums in a Millennium Falcon bag. Thanks Han.

What a scoundrel! ...Perfect timing! I already got my tickets!

7:51 Yes! Do a video (series? :P) 'Star Wars - The Cook Book' How to cook Stormtroopers, slay Hutts, flinging Nunas, killing Jawas, overthrowing Galactic Emperors (and I mean literally) and everyone's favourite...massacaring Gungans.

@battledroid224

6 жыл бұрын

DEW IT!!!

@doughesson

6 жыл бұрын

"To Serve Man"?

@ThunderCrims

4 жыл бұрын

Gungans did nothing wrong... Jar Jar did... HE IS A SITH LORD!

thank you for your humor this morning

For the last time blowing Up the death star was not a War crime. It was war

@prussia1557

6 жыл бұрын

Sgt Palooggoo Alderan was not a war crime. It was war.

@christophercombs7561

6 жыл бұрын

AwesomePrussia27 gaming no alderaan was an act of terror

@History_Sessions997

6 жыл бұрын

If you rebel against your government just like rebels did and if u kill a planet worth of ppl or a death star that's war crime mass slaughter of innocents that's a war crime not a act of war and acts of war can be seen as a war crime if its inhumane like death star blowing up and 9/11, one is fictional but there still war crimes and if the death star was real and if it was owned by the U.S. government and we regular day ppl blew it up it be like 9/11 war crime and if we were in a rebellion rebeling against the our government that be U.S. soldiers on the death star so that be act of war and a war crime, act of war is when you start a war or attacking a government or nation with the intention of war and if your in large group enough to have an army able to challenge the government that is terrorism and any attack you make can be act of war and war crime like the death star it had mass numbers of soldiers and government officials and engineers and doctors innocent people so that could be a war crime not just an act of war

@prussia1557

6 жыл бұрын

Agent Black97 wot?

@christophercombs7561

6 жыл бұрын

Agent Black97 no blowing up tge death star was an act if war as the death star was an active military installation like if someone attacked one of the US's bases in another country The attack on alderran is a different beast all together it was an act of terrorism by a fascistic govenrment against one of its own holdings for polititcal reasons definitely more lije 9/11 than the destruction of the death star

As long as the Imps aren't watching, anything is legal.

"Never tell me odds!"

So he did the kesal run twice? Once to refine hyper fuel and once for spice?

the blue part in the backwards c and e on his t shirt lookes like the melleneum falcon

Lol live animals must go through USPS

@GenerationTech

6 жыл бұрын

of course! they don't give a crap about anything

@nathanzhao1219

6 жыл бұрын

crushedcranium what if the animal in question is a rathtar? Do you use USPS still?

@crushedcranium

6 жыл бұрын

The Last Sith yes please! UPS might even take it

@jamesfry8983

6 жыл бұрын

yes just put handle with care on the box

@crushedcranium

6 жыл бұрын

james fry that just guarantees that it gets dropped or smashed

Love the channel!!

With all your shirt ideas you should make a new company generation shirt's

@GenerationTech

6 жыл бұрын

now there's an idea

@unknownuser4692

6 жыл бұрын

Your welcome

Never expected Han Solo as a grave robber

I just realized something; the Millennium Falcon has had a longer lifespan than just about any modern cargo vessel!!! Who knew the "fastest hunk o' junk in the galaxy" was over 40 years old by time Snoke was chopped in two?

I’ve seen this before but that thumbnail is just too good.

im so happy you also had tyber zan in this i love empire at war force of coruption

6:58 If only we could pretend “Solo” never happened, and actually stay true to the comics. Put this crazy bastard in the movie and cast Jason Isaacs (Lucius Malfoy from the HP series)

Very, very informative! Wow, are you knowledgeable! Keep up the great videos. :-)

"There are many different types of spice." (shows spice girls)

Item 11, Romulan ale

That thumbnail is just great, don't ever change it.

I was waiting for you to mention Tyber Zahn forever.

Palpatine spent time trying to replace Vader, well Vader spent time trying to figure out how to overthrow him, both looked at Luke Skywalker has the answers to their goals.

#6... I LOVE that game... Playing as the Imperials of Course.

Best channel BEST T-shirts ever

yes, make that t-shirt :O

You missed one, Leia’d Heart

I fell in love with the millennium falcon after this

I'm not sure if I love this guy, or hate this guy even more.

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971

5 жыл бұрын

Thrawn Neither am I.

@TX--wg8ii

4 жыл бұрын

welcome to my world

Hey man, gimme some of that glitter sniff!

“Species that live in trees don’t make that much money” *Laughs in Vietnam*

Inform the first order, Han Solo has the stormtrooper armor, Child slaves, spice, etc... they want. And it’s aboard the millennium falcon

@ufukcangencoglu2279

5 жыл бұрын

Or that he WOULD have them If he wasn't (hilariously) killed by his son.

that millenium falcon on the shirt tho

Ive watched a lot of your videos bc im a pretty big star wars nerd but you win a sub today for funny Gary Busey refrence.

Great kid, don’t get cocky!

fun fact: Han actually smuggle a bunch of huttese holop**n during A New Hope while boarding Obi-Wan and Luke.

I love this channel

Regarding parsecs as a measure of distance: if the Kessel Run involves manuvering around asteroids, then the shortest distance travelled to complete it would earn one the record. I'd imagine that implies a high rate of speed, but I think it is more a testament to how well a pilot can predict the paths of thousands of moving objects... It makes sense is what I'm getting at.

I got an ad for 'The Real Cost' in the middle of the segment on spice. XD

The spice must flow

that thumbnail is so funny LOL

I have mental images of Han and Chewie in the back of the falcon on a 5 day spice bender after seeing this😂

A squadron of 12 Imperial Tie Fighters vs a squadron of 5 Thunderbolt Starfuries.

Literally every guy: Doesn’t want to comit to anything Guy meats girl: .... I do

I was so confused until I realized he was talking about legends

#3 Frek your Glitterstem spice crap I've found this new stuff called Melange it'll blow your mind 😆

@RogueReplicant

5 жыл бұрын

Star Wars did borrow a lot from Dune

@davidsiler5505

4 жыл бұрын

Literally.

@robjohnson1370

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but you don't gotta worry about giant sand worms to get glitterstim- it's the little things that make a BIG difference 😉

the spice must flow

best thing was what he smuggled not even on Falcon... one imperial outpost crew was baffled when notorious smuggler Han Solo was repeatedly running Corellian Corvette completely devoid of any suspicious cargo... only to discover later that he was smuggling to Alliance... Corvettes!

3:20 i thougt Han was the worst pilot, its his ship that has a good auto pilot. Thats why Han dont fly enything else

Cold Allen cold.

@jdl6881

6 жыл бұрын

S Stirbis David allin Coe

That thumbnail tho 👌🏻😂

"Old religious cult known as the Jedi." Yes. Sounds familiar. 🤔

From spices to Blasters, critters to Rathtars. He even smuggled a mariachi band over the border

Still my favorite KZreadr