Он сказал до свидания вместо идите нахуй, мне кажется Лангуаге Симп начал забывать русский

@aboutall6439

11 ай бұрын

Перепутал ы с уй

@bernardq

11 ай бұрын

Лангуаге Сима уже не тот...

@jovan-noble-guy749

11 ай бұрын

Во Русија живеат илјада Македонци. 🇲🇰

@uzbeenvalve396

11 ай бұрын

@@jovan-noble-guy749 и?

@jovan-noble-guy749

11 ай бұрын

@@uzbeenvalve396 И ништо човек, тоа ми беше исполнителен податок. Добро

I don't know if he is fluent in any other language but one thing for sure is he is fluent in sarcasm.

@pikoche6406

11 ай бұрын

His French is not perfect but he's fluent

@sandergustavmichel1217

11 ай бұрын

Im pretty sure hes fluent in some languages, since his whole channel is based around it

@vladys5238

11 ай бұрын

he seems good at french and russian

@user-xd6jy6cq1y

11 ай бұрын

He sucks at Swedish and Danish and never touched Finnish.

@Nicc11221

11 ай бұрын

Have you seen his Albanian sign language? If not, go watch it and you'll have your answer.

It's crazy that a channel that primarily appeals to language nerds has progressed so quickly. You've caught up to a lot of mainstream multi-year effort channels.

Congrats on the big 1M legend 🔥

English: beaver 🦫 Spanish: castor 🦫 French: castor 🦫 Italian: castoro 🦫 Portuguese: castor 🦫 Catalan: castor 🦫 German: Biber 🦫 Dutch: bever 🦫 Swedish: bäver 🦫 Russian: бобр 🦫 (bobr) Polish: bóbr 🦫 Romanian: castor 🦫 Czech: bobr 🦫 Greek: κάστορας 🦫 (kástoras) Turkish: kunduz 🦫 Chinese: 海狸 🦫 (hǎilí) Japanese: ビーバー 🦫 (bībā) Korean: 비버 🦫 (bibeo) Arabic: قندس 🦫 (qundus) Lithuanian: bebras 🦫

@bernardq

11 ай бұрын

Бобр

@domesticundead

11 ай бұрын

литовский: 💀💀

@patriciovillela7895

11 ай бұрын

Jajsjajsjs Korean stealing English words jajsjajss

@Wotonker

11 ай бұрын

Hebrew: בונה (bon"e")

@UCLIR39TicN1AQlwRk_srNKQ

11 ай бұрын

в русском обычно говорят бобёр, не бобр

As a native Russian speaker, it is beyond me how people learn this language.

@ruru9370

11 ай бұрын

Бро выучил арабский😅а ты про русский

@LucyTheGreat

11 ай бұрын

Dude I've been trying since birth and my russian just sucks more and more with every second passing. I learned all! Words! By! Heart! AND it doesn't help at all! Im still a walking mess of "эмм", "угу", "кекв" and "оуууу....". I say "ok" and "sorry" for the most part If I have to open my mouth just to stay somewhat sane! Why for the love of god "lEmons" is "лИмоны"?? I start to speak English every time I get drunk because it's easier.

@rick978

10 ай бұрын

Правда, я изучаю этот язык, и это ад 😢

@user-qx4vs7ne8w

10 ай бұрын

@@rick978 Желаю тебе и всем изучающем этого языка удачи! Я надеюсь, что в конце концов твое мучения принесет тебе чувство достижения.

@PiousMoltar

10 ай бұрын

As a native English speaker, I often feel the same way. Although, at least we don't have grammatical gender.

I know this is kind of a cliche on KZread by now, but I've been dealing with some heavy, heavy depression symptoms the past week. As someone who's been studying Spanish for the past 2 years, your channel has really lifted my spirits. I appreciate your comedic take on the whole "KZreadr polyglot" phenomenon, and respect the fact that you've put so much time into seriously studying the languages you've learned, as well as the effort it took to write and produce these videos. I'm so glad I stumbled onto your videos. You've gained a new fan, sir. Gracias. ❤🙏

@parhamshirazi3129

11 ай бұрын

are you feeling better now? I'm also learning spanish cheers

@mistercritter

11 ай бұрын

@@parhamshirazi3129 thank you for asking. I'm on a new medication that's still taking time to adjust to, but I know I'll be fine soon

@user-qd4td7yb8e

8 ай бұрын

​@@mistercritterDepression is not a physical disease but a spiritual condition. Since the mind and body are connected, atheists and other materialists confuse correlation with causation. Medicines for sadness are to mask the problem. SELLERS WANT YOUR MONEY. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU but I do, so I sacrificed a bit of my life to inform u.

Bober. Świetny pomysł, Stany powinny zostać naszą kolonią, tylko tak możemy zagwarantować cześć i chwałę naszemu światu na wypadek gdyby pierwsza osoba, która się skontaktuje z obcymi, postanowiła nas upokorzyć ucząc ich holenderskiego.

Congrats, man! You pushed me to start learning Russian. I hope I don't hate it. Also, beaver.

@mr.adekvat

11 ай бұрын

Your first task: to translate the phrase "да нет наверное"

@Robot_B

11 ай бұрын

Believe me You will love it Ы

@VankoGN

11 ай бұрын

бобр

@quarot

11 ай бұрын

ну, удачи чё

@pheenty

11 ай бұрын

​@@mr.adekvat I'm Russian but I've been learning English since I was 3, so basically, however strange it may sound, it's my second first language, and I can say that when I think about it in English (which I do very often btw), the most funny expression in Russian is "да нет", which it basically "yesn't" ---------- Хз, смог ли ты это прочитать, так что дублирую: я русский, но учу английский с трёх лет, так что по факту, как бы странно это не звучало, это для меня второй первый язык. И когда я думаю на английском (что, кстати, довольно часто бывает), для меня в русском самое смешное выражение это "да нет", что по факту то же самое, что "yesn't"

*Petition for mr. Simp to finally learn Anime-language*

@sparkaqz5469

11 ай бұрын

Hell naah😨🤢

@Notme-fq4pq

11 ай бұрын

Why would he do that

@CodexZzz

11 ай бұрын

No🔥

@regarrzo

11 ай бұрын

If that happens I unsub

@bigboyb2540

11 ай бұрын

​@@Notme-fq4pqbecause I can't imagine a better motivation than getting roasted the hell out of by Dogen and Matt vs. Japan for crappy pronunciation lol

I feel so called out by the alien joke as someone learning EU Portuguese 😂

@pelletrouge3032

11 ай бұрын

Well he learned eu spanish so he’s the weirdo

@gevurahel

9 ай бұрын

I mean, it is objectively not the worst Portuguese you can learn if you plan on visiting/living in Portugal or just like the cock in the mouth accent. Otherwise just move to Brazilian Portuguese.

@user-qd4td7yb8e

8 ай бұрын

Aliens don't exist. "Space therefore aliens" is dumber than "Rainbows therefore leprechauns."

@abarette_

4 ай бұрын

@@user-qd4td7yb8e no I think it's a bit less dumb actually

@user-qd4td7yb8e

4 ай бұрын

@@abarette_ Because you're indoctrinated. We have actually seen Celtic midget gingers. No one has seen aliens. The photos of alleged aliens are taken with the same camera as for bigfoot.

I’m surprised how he can still talk fluent English after learning all those languages lol

Строили как-то бобры плотину. Подошёл к ним vladdy🥵daddy, и спросил: -А что это за штука, которую вы строите? -А бобры ему отвечают: "плотина" -логи

@joannadevis6096

11 ай бұрын

Необходимо достигнуть уровня знания языка D1, чтобы понять эту шутку

@breeniculafb

11 ай бұрын

ВХХАХАХВХАХ - что говорит бобёр, когда приходит домой? - «вечер в хатку!»

@YaShoom

11 ай бұрын

А они ему отвечают "Плоти на".

@danafigamneetotpsevdonim

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

@volh1volh195

11 ай бұрын

@@joannadevis6096 D0

Братан, всё норм. Учи русский каждый день и уже через 50 лет будешь говорить как носитель. Главное - не сдаваться ☺️

@mishXY

11 ай бұрын

Ага, половина Россиян добром по русски не базарит, включая меня

Him saying 'ع' never fails to make me laugh, I'm a native that's why.

@raddie853

Ай бұрын

How to replace 💀☠️: AYIN KOK UUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIII

@NEKOSAIKOU.

Ай бұрын

Ayen​@@raddie853

Beaver. I have been watching your videos for a while and because of them I have been learning 2 other languages, French and Dutch. Bever! Je parle un peu Francais en Ik spreek nu een beetje Nederlands. Castor! My language journey would never have gone this far without your funny and great videos. So you deserve the 1M and hopefully one day you will be a Maxiglot Xenochad Alpha Male.

Language Simp was born in Russia, other ideas or myths are dogwater.

The way you put so much work into your language learning is so inspirational, it kinda reminds me of a beaver.

Bever. Your content is really motivating to learn other languages ❤😊

Hi Beaver!! You are hilarious! 😂😊

Beaver. I'm a guy from the Squid Game Nation, and I'm trying to achieve the gigachad alphamale polyglot status, but it's too hard. I speak the Squid Game Language and American quite fluently, know a little bit of Japanese and Chinese, and I was trying to learn German and French in Luodingo but unfortunately I got bored in the process and started learning Polish. 🤣 And then my brain exploded from the complexity of Polish and I am now still a betamale...

@PrivacyEnjoyer

11 ай бұрын

I think Language Simp should learn Squid Game Language because it has "으" sound that sounds the same as his favorite Russian "ы".

@nobodyburgen4594

11 ай бұрын

You should try focusing on one language at a time.

@zenit0

11 ай бұрын

French is absolute dogwater. How the hell did you get the idea to learn Polish tho?💀If you want to learn German but sound absolutely ridiculous while speaking it, go for Swiss German. As a German, I am 100% allowed to make fun of our neighbor.

@pikoche6406

11 ай бұрын

@@PrivacyEnjoyer no it sounds like the French e

@pikoche6406

11 ай бұрын

@@nobodyburgen4594 if the languages are not related you'll be able to learn them without any confusion. Learning pizza and tacos at the same time would be impossible but pizza, Liechtensteinish, and squid game are different enough. You'll just need to either triple your time allocated to learning or learning them 3 slower

YOOO CONGRATS ON ONE MILLION + SUBSCRIBERS I AM SO PROUD OF YOU AND SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!

Uważam że pański pomysł wprowadzenia polskości na teren Stanów Zjednoczonych jest kurwa zajebisty, gratulacje za milion i pozdrowienia z Polski 🇵🇱

@iFrella7

11 ай бұрын

bóbr

@LeeSeungrhee

11 ай бұрын

no kurwa

@rekin1654

11 ай бұрын

Bóbr Ńeh rzyię polska, naśi gurom

@dante89921

11 ай бұрын

Kurwastan gurom🦫🦫🦫

@LeeSeungrhee

11 ай бұрын

Kurwastan powinien być domyślnym krajem na tym świecie, a nie jakieś USA

Языковой симп, конгратс с миллионом подписчиков! С нетерпением (я) буду ждать видео на русскоязычном канале и книгу о том, как стать тобой. Я хочу от тебя детей, иди в пень, храни тебя Господь. Бивер (Bobyor). Уй!!!

@minahuston7271

10 ай бұрын

i взоржала for a sec here. good one

Grazie per avermi fatta sentire speciale!! :D BEAVER e niente, adoro il tuo inglese xD

Congratulations for 1.M subs !!!! ❤

действительно вдохновляешь очень! делаешь замечательный контент, спасибо❤

Поздравляю тебя с миллионом! Ты вдохновляешь меня!

Yes, I would absolutely enjoy your Vlogs❤ Also, Beaver

BOBOR!!! This was my fave vid of yours so far, my abs hurt from laughing. Thanks! Edit: YES to travel vlogs!

бобр!!!!! I love this channel! The irrevenence is soo funny, thank you for keeping me entertained while motivating me to keep up with my Russian studies.

beaver! great content as always, making me consider getting into languages again this summer vacation

Bobr. Congrats for your success, your videos are very funny.

Я рад что он получил 1000000 фанатов на его канале😄 Желаю уме успеха в дальнейшем👍

Man, you're really doing your best to make me rethink learning Russian (beaver). Tbh, while obviously the grammar is completely unfathomable to mortal intellects, I've been surprised at how many cognates there are, even if they're a little difficult to see in Cyrillic.

@alonsoACR

11 ай бұрын

Nah don't worry about it. No language is impossible, some just take a bit longer to learn than others. If it was about smarts or intellect then the dumbest Russians wouldn't be able to speak at all. It's all about immersion and time, so don't worry.

@marat_a

11 ай бұрын

Is it really difficult? Bro its same language family as English

@alonsoACR

11 ай бұрын

@@marat_a Well, the same superfamily, proto-indoeuropean (PIE). But so is Hindi, Latin and Persian, there's a lot of variance. Technically English is Germanic and Russian is Slavic. The tree looks like PIE -> Proto-Germanic -> West Germanic -> Anglosaxon -> English PIE -> Proto-Slavic -> Old Slavonic -> East Slavic (or Rus') -> Russian So the most common ancestor was around 2-3000 b.c.

@marat_a

11 ай бұрын

@@alonsoACR Of course. I mean as a native russian speaker I see a lot of similarities between russian and english. Ive found that even 24% of words share the same root (and that really helped me to learn english to my intermediate level - many basic words sounds far relative). Sentence construction is close enough to be understood intuitively (unlike, for example, german). Speaking about the russian, this language have a lot of grammatic rules and probably theres no need to learn all of them in the beginning (or at all). Moreover, grammatics can help to learn it. For example, there are 2 (main) words of different roots in english to describe processes with manipulating the door: open and close. While in russian you can learn the root (kryt) and 2 prefixes: ot-kryt and za-kryt'. Much easier that it always says, isnt it?

@ph_ulcrum634

9 ай бұрын

​@@marat_aprobably the words with similar roots in the two languages are either straight up derived from English or come from Latin roots

4:30 Your kid will also be fluent in checkpoint Hebrew.

Очень неплохо разговариваешь на русском, даже мой друг американец Брайн(так и не научился писать его имя) все еще плохо общается и перебирает падежи, желаю удачи в дальнейшем продвижении канала)

Congrats on 1mil you deserve it! Also, beaver

congrats on 1 million subs, quitting your engineering job was was worth it, your a gigachad and deserve it Edit: Beaver

Congrats on your one million beavers! You’ve quickly become one of my favorite KZreadrs. With every video, I both learn something and am highly entertained! Also Thai is pretty fun once you get a feel for the alphabet. There are different letters for the same sounds but each denotes a different starting level for tones.

Be well brother and keep the language hustle up 💪 Beaver.

9:29 Punjabi grammar test 💀 as someone who speaks Punjabi, I like how he pronounced it (Wrong tho)

Beaver. Travel vlogs? Yes! I would love to see you try to communicate with the canibal tribes in the middle of the Amazon

@zenit0

11 ай бұрын

And if he can't live in North Korea, he should illegally invade the country for their great tourist attractions such as: public executions, Kim Jong Un's sister and local concentration camps

@kneegoblin4352

11 ай бұрын

White guy shocks native CANIBALS (GONE WRONG!)

Beaver! I know a little Tagalog due to living in PH and having mandatory Filipino classes in school, and that message said "Will you learn 'Filipinese'?" (Basically Filipino.) From what I've read, strictly and/or technically speaking, "Filipino" refers to the Tagalog language that is influenced by Spanish, "Tagalog" refers to the language in its purest form, and "Pilipino" is literally just the Tagalog pronunciation of "Filipino".

Поздравляю с миллионом подписчиков. You really inspired me to learn some random languages such as the anime language and 🤌🤌🤌 language. I didn't really realise that it's actually so fun. Also бобр.

Beaver. I love your content

Beaver! Also cool video man I love your channel!

قندس🦫 Congratulations for this great milestone you totally deserve it for your wonderful and funny content🌹

Благодаря тебе начала учить американский на луодинго, следующий планирую багетский, спасибо за рекомендацию

Beaver. I like watching your videos. You're so funny! I study a lot of languages but don't think I could ever be a chad

Not time stealing and actually funny at the same time!! Fun content for surree, i subbed

Parabéns por ter chegado a UM BILHÃO de inscritos!

@4rthurzz

11 ай бұрын

Castor.

Поздравляю тебя с миллионом!

Beaver, and congratulations on 1 million subs!

this gives me so much hope to learn more. Beaver.

Eu falo português de Portugal kkkkk. Seriam os seres mais engraçados do universo. Beaver!

@GuilhermeMichel

11 ай бұрын

Purtugêx dpurtuh gall

@lesnoyelf228

11 ай бұрын

Nah, he lost the title of hyperpolyglot gigachad for NOT pronouncing "português" as "PORTUGESH"😔

@gevurahel

9 ай бұрын

​@@lesnoyelf228as a Brazilian, I restore his title since he pronounced it the right way.

Totally deserved man.

Beaver. 😂 I’ve been learning Russian for a year and I finally feel like I broke through the barrier but lord it’s been so hard!!!

@taro.ulyana

10 ай бұрын

Congratulations!!!

@taro.ulyana

10 ай бұрын

Congratulations!!!

As a native Thai speaker! I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE/HEAR YOU SPEAK THAI!!!

Studying foreign languages only because of you, thank you. Beaver

Beaver! And I agree with you that the Slavic languages are awesome. ❤ I’m three weeks into Ukrainian, and having learned a little bit of Russian a few years ago, Ukrainian is breaking my brain in a glorious way. (Letter G is actually a H...! 😮) Next year I’ll tackle Bulgarian. 😅

@bulgaria_681

11 ай бұрын

Good luck,I can't even speak Bulgarian fluently and I m Bulgarian.

Travel vlogs would be awesome !!! 🎉

Congratulations. I for example never wanted even to be a popular person. Never had really studied any language, just if I don't understand something I want to read in original. But I am glad that you had reached your goals 😊

It would be awesome сука to watch you travelling the world and learning different cultures irl. So конечно блять! Beaver!

3:08 It would be good to teach them Basque, it is only spoken in a region in the north of Spain, it has no correlation with any other known language, and it is very likely that the alien already knows something or that their ancestors came and spread Basque.

@introboy1

11 ай бұрын

teaching aliens basque would be like teaching americans shakespeare. its just the language that their mother country spoke in the old days before they went on to found their own country.

I would watch your travel blogs. You can also make reactions, that other people, which doesn't expect you knowing their language

Veem pro Brasil veeeeeem. Faz vídeo, eu consumiria esse conteúdo pelo menos 5 vezes por dia.

محتواك جداً جميل وشجعني اتعلم لغات اكثر🥺

У него такое приятное произношение на английском, смотрю его ролики, просто чтобы послушать его голос

Beaver I love your channel

Bober I mean beaver. I would love to see language simp travel vlogs

8:43 bro same I also have a lazy eye

8:02 YES!! 😂

Amazigh!!!!!!! Bon sang, je m'y attendais pas du tout 🤯 Side note: the girl you put doesn't look like a person speaking that language.

Lol!!! I cannot tell if you're a better polyglot or comedian

7:56 I can imagine myself losing my sanity the moment I meet you in person in Iraq🥵 قندس

4:10 "Who teaches their parents languages?" LOL

Beaver. Love your affection for Brazilian Portuguese 🙌🏾

Man, have you thought about doing standups? I think you'd be great at it.)

I was on my way to becoming a hyper-polyglot gigachad alpha male, then I (figuratively) took an arrow to the knee. I was making my way through the western European languages learning Spanish, French, German, and American Sign Language. I want to continue my journey, but I lack motivation, lol.

@greglocker2124

11 ай бұрын

Sweet roll

kurwa bober flag is so iconic. we stand for the flag.

Absolutely would watch travel vlogs! Also, beaver

Beaver. Also I can do the thing you do with your eye too, on command. It only goes off on its own if I'm super tired lol. But I can also add a wink with zero movement of any other facial muscle besides the eyelid itself, like a possessed doll. Beat that.

Beaver! Congratulations to Language Simp for being brave enough to put

@vietcongwithouttheblue

11 ай бұрын

The moment you realize uwu is an actual language.

@Editor_Mapping

11 ай бұрын

You'll just put these ♥️

@Editor_Mapping

11 ай бұрын

_Replacing W_ _With ш_

@melol69

11 ай бұрын

it could actually be considered an international variant of English, or in other words; "it cuwd actuawwy be considewd an intewnationaw vawient of Engwiss"

Ролик с изучением Русского залетел отлично, мы ждем продолжения!

I find German hard, but looking at how high you put Russian on the scale of hardness and being a native Russian speaker, I get a feeling of relief that someone is struggling even more with a foreign language than I do

Please make travel vids, I need those

3:13 East Timorian Portugese and Djiboutian French? And, of course... *БОБР*

9:00 ع count 4

Why does ur intro make me laugh EVERY time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Congtats, and thanks for the laughs. Also - 海狸.

As an Iraqi who speaks English Russian and Arabic, i am proud to see you want to visit us

@dren4k

11 ай бұрын

Братан, можно к тебе приехать?

@greglocker2124

11 ай бұрын

Question: who makes the phone call when you see a gay person that Allah needs murdered? Would they go easy on me for turning myself in?

10:20 Блин, обычно твои прощания на русском звучат типа... 'Pushli nahui' или 'Idite vse nahui' И в субтитрах такое 'Goodbye and have a good day nya uwu ;3' Кароче прощание перезаписывай иначе я обижусь

Biber, also irl content would be great

That moment, when you've just spent several hours to learn russian "on company time". 😂 I don't want to know how much I was paid for learning cases today, covered a shift on sunday, that usually pays off very well but there was little to be done. As a mechanic I need to make sure everything keeps running and if it does, there is plenty of time left that can be filled with learning grammar and vocab instead. Ok, it could have been filled with some other stuff too, but since my bosses aren't around on sundays, nobody knows how much time was left actually. 😅

0:05 bro was really reading Война и Мир while pushing up

6:58 my dude was not aware of celtic languages

Man, you started russian speaking channel. I f*cking love you. Now my homies will be able to get your masterpieces. Pure alpha male polyglot gigachad

pls we need the vlogs!!!!!

5:21 bro went from ق to Ы