Thanks to all the people who voted! The results were definitely not what I'd have predicted.

@xMurdererr

3 жыл бұрын

_6 hours ago_

@MonkeNoel

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@toby2031

3 жыл бұрын

Hi tom!

@ploxxy

3 жыл бұрын

Eeee

@TheElvisnator

3 жыл бұрын

Comment: *_Not a week ago_* Channel: *_Tom Scott_* Me: *_Wait. That's Illegal_* Hotel: *_Trivago_*

Space 80% - Time 80% Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

@arandomm1250

3 жыл бұрын

Well, as Albert Einstein once said, space and time *are* the same thing

@breathofdragon

3 жыл бұрын

r/expectedthanos

@hirotanaka

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder if there were any space vs time match ups...

@cguy8998

3 жыл бұрын

Guys that math doesn’t add up

@Andre-gn4sj

3 жыл бұрын

@@hirotanaka space vs time ctrl + alt + delete... balance must be maintained.

"I'm a privacy advocate!" "I'll give you a slice of pizza in exchange for your email password." "Deal!"

@HagenvonEitzen

3 жыл бұрын

My password is 8 characters long, so I demand 8 slices ...

@iskamag

3 жыл бұрын

Hagen von Eitzen people with long passwords will never have to starve again

@VintageToiletsRock

3 жыл бұрын

If I offer a new mattress instead, there's no way they'll turn me down!

@lkszflrk

3 жыл бұрын

@@HagenvonEitzen my password is 26 characters long, I demand 26 slices of pizza

@jeffwillsea6757

3 жыл бұрын

@@HagenvonEitzen one pizza coming up!!

hearing things like orgasms being number 69, sleeping being the best, and tom's hold on the bi community make me love the internet

@puppergump4117

Жыл бұрын

There is no community. That's like saying there's an alcoholic community

@ShrekPNG

Жыл бұрын

@@puppergump4117 Do you know what a community is?

@puppergump4117

Жыл бұрын

@@ShrekPNG Any group of people that live and work together. It severely pisses me off that people try to describe some aspect of an individual, like their race or preferences, as a "community", as if they're all the same. If you don't treat someone as an individual rather than a characteristic, you do not value them, and instead you further all aspects of segregation and the trouble that comes with it.

@burrdid

Жыл бұрын

@@puppergump4117 is the internet a community

@ShrekPNG

Жыл бұрын

@@puppergump4117 if you don't want to be a part of a community, you don't have to, it doesn't change who you are

As a sleep-deprived bisexual English-speaking nerd myself, I consider this list to be extremely accurate.

@shackman7356

Жыл бұрын

hello fellow sleep-deprived bisexual english-speaking nerd

@clover2660

Жыл бұрын

@@shackman7356 there's three actually

@skrimp44

Жыл бұрын

the three musketeers

@shackman7356

Жыл бұрын

@@skrimp44 we can start an army of fellow sleep-deprived bisexuals

@skrimp44

Жыл бұрын

@@shackman7356 im all for this

I got "Guillotine" vs "Monarch" when I tried the poll. Real France moment

@Zogerpogger

3 жыл бұрын

The Committee of Public Safety hopes you made the right choice, Citizen Jan'ari-asha...

@Hazel-dx2oz

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zogerpogger which of course is the guillotine

@gabegabe.b

3 жыл бұрын

*the origami king wave battle music intensifies*

@aeonian_harshul

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@ailaG

3 жыл бұрын

You win

Wait did I just get tricked into watching a Top 10 video?

@ezrafinn.

3 жыл бұрын

By Tom himself

@leecrotty658

3 жыл бұрын

By watchmojo

@31hashtag

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@calliopeblue2303

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@PhoenixGameMovies

3 жыл бұрын

bamboozled again

I LOVE that Space and Time got the exact same number of votes. That's poetic.

It's interesting that the only physical object that makes it on the top ten list is pizza. Government: "You can have pizza *or* privacy, not both. Which do you choose?" Citizen: "Hrmmm..." *thinks for a while* Citizen: "I'll take the pizza."

@benjaminlamothe2093

Жыл бұрын

Take my like and leave me alone.

@toomanybrews7123

Жыл бұрын

"Those who would give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary pizza, deserve neither liberty nor pizza." - Benjamin Franklin

@LangyMD

Жыл бұрын

@@toomanybrews7123 Ah, but what if it's a choice between privacy and *ever having pizza again*?

@tamaramorrison9220

Жыл бұрын

pizza et circenses

@digaddog6099

Жыл бұрын

Bread and circuses

Ah yes, the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse: pizza, flower, bisexual, and windmill

@SuchanOriginal

3 жыл бұрын

Walter Clements more like turbine

@paddlesaddlelad1881

3 жыл бұрын

bro that's a wind turbine, but ur close

@athen1928

3 жыл бұрын

all anyone that watches tom scott knows is pizza, flower, bisexual and windmill

@TreeBeardNero

3 жыл бұрын

Windmill

@ow_

3 жыл бұрын

@Khaffit no, take your politics and go back to your hobbit hole

“Orgasm was rated #69” Everything about this poll is amazing.

@rogueanuerz

3 жыл бұрын

that was it should be

@ajfurnari2448

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Paul-iq8bu

3 жыл бұрын

So the poll was actually the number 1 best thing

@introvertairways6380

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@SirGeoGio13

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

I'd love for Tom to periodically re-run this quiz for 5 hours at a time with the same data, perhaps annually. Eventually he could take the top 10 results from every session, pit those against each other to find his audiences ultimate best thing.

@hamsterfromabove8905

Жыл бұрын

The biggest problem with something like that is when you start predictably repeating something like this, eventually someone will be ready with a bot to automate and control the results.

@GussyToYou

Жыл бұрын

@@hamsterfromabove8905 that is a fair point. I just didn't have it in me to think about someone actively ruining some perfectly good data collection. 😒

@ghostmelon64

8 ай бұрын

bisexuality

@Sage_the_Turtoise

3 ай бұрын

@@ghostmelon64 tied with pizza

I like the way you phrased your conclusion. "This statistic reveals something about the group of people who watch your video". Thats true. Nothing more, nothing less.

@hamsterfromabove8905

Жыл бұрын

That's Tom Scott for you. He makes every attempt to be aggressively accurate. Makes every attempt to tell his audience exactly what the data says, not just what would be easy or convenient to pretend it says.

"Orgasm" getting ranked 69 is pure fate in action.

@kearygallagher

3 жыл бұрын

An event foretold in the elder scrolls

@jimbob3332

3 жыл бұрын

nice

@duckmeat4674

3 жыл бұрын

It was voted exactly to be in that spot, not fate but action by men

@alnimri

3 жыл бұрын

@@duckmeat4674 its a blind study, so no one knows what exactly ranked where.

@maruftim

3 жыл бұрын

Fate works in a weird way

I can just imagine some of these matchups: "Snakes vs Yellow" Uh... "Melanoma vs lyme disease" UUUHH

@Judiomon

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely yellow

@Bacchasnail

3 жыл бұрын

Snakes

@steven44799

3 жыл бұрын

One of the match ups I got when doing it was sex toy vs herpes. Another more in line with your comment was Crohn's disease vs ionizing radiation.

@ls200076

3 жыл бұрын

@@steven44799 Well, what did you choose?

@msclrhd

3 жыл бұрын

snakes vs planes

Someone needs to do this with a larger group of people, and I want to be part of it this time.

@its_jasonBSF

Жыл бұрын

true

@real_nosferatu

Жыл бұрын

And without excluding groups of people from the database so we can see which race is the best

@cianboyd6738

10 ай бұрын

Notify me

@sugreF_YT

9 ай бұрын

@@real_nosferatu No. Just... no.

@spaghettiisyummy.3623

2 ай бұрын

​@@real_nosferatu No.

it's been 2 years but every time I think of "dog go fishing" I laugh incredibly hard, what a thing to happen

Nobody is talking about how orgasm is in 69th place and space and time has the exact same amount of EVERYTHING

@coins_png

3 жыл бұрын

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

@gillohner8179

3 жыл бұрын

Nerds at work.

@ghifari77

3 жыл бұрын

Einstein was right, space and time was the same thing afterall.

@rowdy41

3 жыл бұрын

YESSS, I FOUND THE ANSWER I WAS LOOKING FOR 42 YEARS

@bibliophilecb

3 жыл бұрын

I’d like this, but it has 669 likes and I can’t mess that up

'The best thing is: sleep." Me watching this at 6 am: Interesting.

@ammieshaw2238

3 жыл бұрын

Same, but 2.15 am w school today and I have to get up in four hours asfhgjskh

@akilae_7130

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao this is literally me right now

@kaelyntai7433

3 жыл бұрын

your pp is quite representative of your comment

@AstraIVagabond

3 жыл бұрын

Me watching this at 1:30 p.m., about 22 hours after waking up because this is how I live: I'm inclined to agree... =_=

@Jkdabomb10A

3 жыл бұрын

I’m literally watching this now at 30 hours without sleep.

9:33 We are sleep depreived nerds who like pizza and not many of us are straight.

@soup_souls

2 жыл бұрын

That's ..... That's accurate..

@limeadeTV

Жыл бұрын

Yep

@wafflestcattash4818

Жыл бұрын

Yup

@gallium-gonzollium

Жыл бұрын

yep

@blobefishe

Жыл бұрын

yup

You should repeat this every 5 years and note any trends and changes over time. It'd be really cool to see what changes and what stays the same over time

"English speaking extremely online nerds" Tom, I did not come here to get attacked.

@dayalasingh5853

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-vr8bn6jb3m please stop

@happyguy6021

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-vr8bn6jb3m a

@theuncalledfor

3 жыл бұрын

If you interpret that as an attack, then that says more about you than it does about him.

@philip_cheesesteak

3 жыл бұрын

I have never felt more seen.

@AaronDanarajF

3 жыл бұрын

@@theuncalledfor Dude, I was joking xD

"I don't need sleep i need answers" 1. Sleep I don't need sleep i need sleep. Damn you recursion

@rc_woshimao957

3 жыл бұрын

when the world forgets to write the exit function

@AkashWShah

3 жыл бұрын

Damn this is a god tier joke

@Aleksandrus12

3 жыл бұрын

Great joke!

@neelima6460

3 жыл бұрын

Sheldon Cooper

@DrWhoFanJ

2 жыл бұрын

Sleep is sus!

5:46 The fact that Twilight is at the bottom made me laugh audibly.

I would have expected the top 10 to be something like: Air, food, water, sex, rest, play, compassion, contentedness, peace, escape, nothing.

@blakksheep736

Жыл бұрын

I like how shelter and family isn't on this list.

@noone3708

Жыл бұрын

arrogant of you to assume food instead of pizza

@craigroaring

Жыл бұрын

@@noone3708 Not arrogant, but sensible.

@toothfairy10133

11 ай бұрын

to be fair, not everyone likes or gets sex. i don't ever wanna have it, im a very sex-repulsed ace. and there's probably a significant enough overlap between tom scott's viewership and the sort of extremely online nerd who just doesn't care about sex (for whatever reason) for it to have an effect.

@craigroaring

11 ай бұрын

@@toothfairy10133 Know that you are in the minority. There are also some people who don't like food too.

y'all like "tom scott calling out the sleep-deprived bisexual nerds" forgetting that you guys voted for this. you called yourself out.

@jamesgaming7198

3 жыл бұрын

well i didn't vote for it so as a bisexual sleep-deprived nerd i AM getting called out

@uniqueaxolotl497

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesgaming7198 Same

@glidee

3 жыл бұрын

what if i am a bisexual sleep deprived nerd

@themoon8321

3 жыл бұрын

Hey is your profile picture a pie chart of a pyramid

@cereal_chick2515

3 жыл бұрын

Sleep-deprived bisexual nerds represent!

I’d like to imagine everyone’s collective internet hive mind subconsciously balanced the win and losses for “orgasm” to be 69th place

@Apersonl0l

3 жыл бұрын

*Whip noise _NAIIIIIIIIIIICCCCE_

@darcksage1

3 жыл бұрын

Nice.

@LightningShiva1

3 жыл бұрын

Noice

@jasondads9509

3 жыл бұрын

Additionally the collective consciousness of nerds unify space and time

@yashvangala

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

I would love to see the list of items that got in "circles". That when matched against each other, they form a circle of victory/defeat; i.e., rock paper scissors.

Love that my thirst thought of the best thing was indeed sleep and yet I don't get enough of it

"The best thing is... sleep." Me watching this at 2 AM: "agreed."

@pixiniarts

3 жыл бұрын

Me watching this at 4am: 'drools, mumbles incoherently in agreement'

@shinyjirachi8740

3 жыл бұрын

me, but 3:41am

@paper2222

3 жыл бұрын

the real question is are you bisexual

@pixiniarts

3 жыл бұрын

@@paper2222 Why is that the real question? Surely there are more important ones?

@noxinapit

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hello, are you me in an alternate universe?

"English speaking extremely online nerds" Never before have I been more offended by something I 100% agree with

@Metaporphsycosis

3 жыл бұрын

James acaster?

@liger-9990

3 жыл бұрын

English speaking extreamly online nerds who like James Acaster apparently.

@Natedagreat0101

3 жыл бұрын

@@Metaporphsycosis you'll never get his attention yelling his name. Yell your own name!

@mohaa556

3 жыл бұрын

Not even english and still felt personal XD

@ItsSansom

3 жыл бұрын

I feel personally attacked to be honest

This does not feel like the place I’d expect bisexuals to be congregating, but i am proud to be a part of the herd.

@Asstolfo96

9 ай бұрын

We are white English speaking people watching an informational video while failing to sleep. So HERD MENTALITY!!

As a pipe organ playing worm witha graphics degree, I'm offended

pizza. flowers. bisexuality. wind turbines. long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. then everything changed when tom scott attacked

@iexinoir8322

3 жыл бұрын

bold of you to assume tom scott isn't the avatar himself

@infinitytower8957

3 жыл бұрын

@@VeryTastySoup87 Why?

@cevergreen3436

3 жыл бұрын

@@VeryTastySoup87 I hate homophobes

@lemonpeaches8314

3 жыл бұрын

@@VeryTastySoup87 ok

@TheMuddySea

3 жыл бұрын

No one has seen a wind turbine in 100 years. We thought they were extinct.

"so, what have we learned from this video?" "the majority of toms audience is bisexual"

@roofogato

2 жыл бұрын

@@Globbsterss no,,, :/ you can be straight and not be homophoic.

@redisyourdad

2 жыл бұрын

@@Globbsterss Go outside and touch some grass buddy

@Orpheus_224

2 жыл бұрын

@@roofogato what did they say?

@roofogato

2 жыл бұрын

@@Orpheus_224 i forget, sorry

@Balou_560

2 жыл бұрын

I feel called out

1:15 youtube compression is SWEATING

Tom Scott's videos are so well-written and well-researched. Thanks a lot!

"also i removed all listings for groups of humans because... yikes" LMAO

@the_construkction_of_light

3 жыл бұрын

true tho

@lucasyenffag9394

3 жыл бұрын

K-Pop community is coming to Cancel Tom Scott as we speak.

@happyguy6021

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-vr8bn6jb3m a

@dayalasingh5853

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-vr8bn6jb3m please stop, you're incredibly obnoxious.

@yungkiwi2894

3 жыл бұрын

@Mycel that's a very big assumption

"the best part of the body is the brain" Of course the brain would say that.

@feha92

3 жыл бұрын

Except it is the hand that controlled the mouse.

@Corey-1232

3 жыл бұрын

@@feha92 but the brain controls the hand

@cricketknowall

3 жыл бұрын

@@Corey-1232 are you your brain?

@Leon-po5kj

3 жыл бұрын

*insert obama awards obama meme

@spider6060

3 жыл бұрын

but I mean it's not like our brains are biased we actually think about it and idk maybe I would say the hand or foot but even then the brain is obviously the best since without it we would be a mindless and floppy piece of meat

As a perpetually online english bi who needs sleep desperately, i wish i voted in this poll. also these results were actually just gold how did it happen

What we need is not just random matchups, but matchups between things that have a similar score, so you can create an Elo systeem.

ah yes sleep. That thing everyone says they love, while at the same time doing absolutely nothing to actually get enough of it.

@xmlthegreat

3 жыл бұрын

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

@justjoshin956

3 жыл бұрын

truth

@alfiealfie35

3 жыл бұрын

@@xmlthegreat ok im about to do something XDXDXD

@aryan_bo.x

3 жыл бұрын

i feel attacked

@KnightRaymund

3 жыл бұрын

>_>

Alternative title: Tom throwing shade on his audience for 11 minutes

@NoobManPC

3 жыл бұрын

underrated but true

@tiyenin

3 жыл бұрын

All our own faults for having shade toward yourselves available to have been thrown

@new_ale

3 жыл бұрын

Luckily I'm not the audience he's referring to, everyone else is.

@peffiSC2source

3 жыл бұрын

@@new_ale No true Tom Scottsman

@dongster529

3 жыл бұрын

Alternative title: Tom reveals the weird inherent bias of active twitter users, and how social programming makes us deny what is natural to us. I am very sure the numbers will skewer differently in different forms of media.

You should run this every year and then consolidate that data, I think it would be really interesting 😊

@Brahvim

9 ай бұрын

Might cause bias to be more easy to find then, though...

I wanted to show this to mom when I got home from work. But while waiting to show it to her I took a nap and was out half the night. I finally woke up at like 8, ate dinner and finally got around to showing it to her and….the answer was right in front of me the entire time. The very thing I was doing.

Best part of the body: Brain. as voted for by the brain. [Insert Obama giving Obama a medal meme here]

@c-djinni

3 жыл бұрын

The truth is, the game was rigged from the start

@ZachariahMBaird

3 жыл бұрын

It also named itself. And told us that it's the most important organ.

@miigon9117

3 жыл бұрын

And also orgasm, it did this one too.

@ZachariahMBaird

3 жыл бұрын

@@miigon9117 nice

@freakymoejoe2

3 жыл бұрын

The whole system is rigged

“I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.” --Emo Phillips

@Mikey-zk5wc

3 жыл бұрын

What does this mean? "I like my spleen the most, it whispers sweet nothings about it being the best part in my body before I go to bed"

@billywhizz09

3 жыл бұрын

Well it’s the only organ that can tell you that

@Fattipotato79

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mikey-zk5wc wait how does your spleen speak

@brandonm1708

3 жыл бұрын

fattipotato 79 wait your’s doesn’t?

@cabosneaker

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fattipotato79 what do you mean how does your spleen speak?

What a great video to watch before bed. I'm off to enjoy the best thing!

I love this video so much. It's like a comfort video. I just love it so much.

Tom Scotts audience, sleepy, bisexual, and deeply concerned about the earth's magnetic fields.

@mercurywoodrose

3 жыл бұрын

so a cartoon character or superhero with those traits would be very popular among this group of likely nerds. Marvel, DC, you have the formula for a hit.

@Mentocthemindtaker

3 жыл бұрын

@@mercurywoodrose Oh, well I guess it's time to retcon Magneto to make him bisexual with narcolepsy.

@starchoko1215

3 жыл бұрын

dont forget the pizza

@smrffy2939

3 жыл бұрын

My bad. Half gay

@gbyedna

3 жыл бұрын

I did not know it was possible to be this deceased

"And the best thing is... sleep" *checks time : 3:19am* 100% agree, just one more video

@thekingoffailure9967

3 жыл бұрын

Have you made it yet, bröther?

@blueninja012

3 жыл бұрын

@@thekingoffailure9967 I never did :(

@xtosu9643

3 жыл бұрын

omg i just read this message at 3:19am..

@derdimi927

3 жыл бұрын

TheKingOfFailure always have been

@0ia

3 жыл бұрын

Sleep is terrible, we waste a third of our lives doing it. I wish that we weren't dependant on it.

I answered sleep as soon as I saw the title.

Thanks Tom, no idea why I missed this one earlier but this is -the best video!-

Me waiting for #1: I don’t need sleep, I need answers! Also me, 10 minutes later: oh

@Eulers_Identity

3 жыл бұрын

I can not even tell you how underrated this comment is

@roboltamy

3 жыл бұрын

It appears we all needed sleep, in more ways than one

@Gussyboy06

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-vr8bn6jb3m Ě

@toast2300

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gussyboy06 Ê

@Gussyboy06

3 жыл бұрын

@@toast2300 Ə'^

ah yes, the four most important pillars of life: pizza, pollination, bisexuality, and wind power

@jonasdatlas4668

3 жыл бұрын

I'd like to take away pollination because I have hay fever, but other than that this isn't that bad.

@sophiarubens54

3 жыл бұрын

Jonas D Atlas hahah great i was just going by the thumbnail :)

@jusTRiPP

3 жыл бұрын

A truly perfect world

@jonasdatlas4668

3 жыл бұрын

@@sophiarubens54 so was I

@praalgraf

3 жыл бұрын

ngl... most things i care about summed up

i could watch an hour of this video. idk what it is about people ranking things that makes my brain go bananas. i think just the chaos of trying to rank things is lovely

“wing instrument that causes cancer” made my night

"haha the brain called itself the best organ, brains are so biased amirite?" -the brain

@TinNguyen-rl2xr

2 жыл бұрын

Nah there just following there heart -the heart -the soul -the brain

@kawaiipotato2505

2 жыл бұрын

@@porknoodles6688 “haha the brain called itself the best organ, brains are so biased amirite? the brain -the brain” -the brain

@gvtterslag

2 жыл бұрын

@@kawaiipotato2505 "haha the brain called itself the best organ brains are so biased amirite?' -the brain -the brain -the brain" -the brain

@Dog-op4mk

2 жыл бұрын

-the brain -the brain

@imnolongerasking5933

2 жыл бұрын

@@TinNguyen-rl2xr -the pe

English speaking Extremely online Apparently bisexual Nerds Hmm more accurate then I was expecting

@randomcatdude

3 жыл бұрын

that describes me scarily accurately

@nickkohlmann

3 жыл бұрын

That perfectly describes all of us.

@sylv256

3 жыл бұрын

that describes all of us with 100% accuracy

@WiloPolis03

3 жыл бұрын

I feel called out

@OldDanTucker

3 жыл бұрын

Everything exept the bisexuality part is me

"also, I removed all listings for groups of people because... yikes"

As a bisexual English insomniac I enjoyed these results immensely.

The fact that "orgasm" is placed 69th is just one of the best things in itself

@beskamir5977

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed, I had to pause cause I was laughing too hard. That and space/time being equal were the best.

@jeffwillsea6757

3 жыл бұрын

Very funny!! XD Still think space and time being the same is my favorite part of this video.

@victory1883

3 жыл бұрын

69 is funny Change my mind

@aakratimehra9765

3 жыл бұрын

Had to fight the urge to comment nice with time stamp 😂

@namp2018

3 жыл бұрын

@@victory1883 the number isn't but the jokes the come with it really is.

"The brain is the best part of the body." -the brain

@BryTee

3 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised it wasn't another part of the body was voted the best part of the body!

@thatboredinternetwanderer140

3 жыл бұрын

@twitertaker

3 жыл бұрын

@@BryTee I guess the other part of the body you thought of has 2 "variants" and therefore split their votes.

@safetymeasures167

3 жыл бұрын

I do like the spleen, though.

@niklasschmidt3610

3 жыл бұрын

I think this "body part" may (for some) fall under the category "brain"

Idk why but Tom Scott’s audience being bisexual makes a lot of sense

For some reason a simple(kinda) video about the best thing in the world, has made me laugh more than most things on KZread as of late. Loved this. Could not contain myself when privacy came below pizza

Conclusions about the viewers: -nerds -tired -bisexual -eats like a child -really hates lyme disease -needs a hug

@teethsticker3810

3 жыл бұрын

👍👍

@guts_9389

3 жыл бұрын

yep, sounds about right, now can you be quiet, I'm trying to get to sleep.

@witherblaze

3 жыл бұрын

When you live in a place with alot of deer and ticks, you tend to hate lyme disease.

@royisdabest

3 жыл бұрын

all a little gay inside

@nightowlanna1069

3 жыл бұрын

Very accurate

" heterosexuality lost to bisexuality among my followers " Can confirm I caught the big gay by watching Tom's videos

@oddsdenver9673

3 жыл бұрын

69th like

@TheVicelion

3 жыл бұрын

I was going to like you comment but then i saw the number of likes is sixty-nine... nice!

@tsrenis

3 жыл бұрын

Bro that red shirt made me feel some sort of way

@fernsandfantails6293

3 жыл бұрын

Now my bi-ness it’s making more sense.

@t6amygdala

3 жыл бұрын

Bisexuality isn’t gay. They’re separate things and that heavily contributes to gay erasure

I have restrictions set on my KZread so I can try to fall asleep at a decent hour and well watching this. You reveal the number one item on the list and the reminder to go to sleep pops up on the screen and pause it.

I would love to see this again, like, updated. And if one spent way too much time making it, even function like an app possibly? I'd play it on the bus all the time.

I like how some people might have seen air vs. pizza and been like, oof that's a toughie.

@miguelgiffoni6132

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@EinManU

3 жыл бұрын

"do i want to die in a few seconds but enjoy this pizza, or do i wanna live?" decisions, decisions..

@Bullshit_Media

3 жыл бұрын

No, that question has a clear winner

@5yearslateranimated712

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bullshit_Media yea pizza

@lewishendo9328

3 жыл бұрын

Pizza is horrible anyway

"There are a lot of things in the universe" [citation needed]

@alexandertheok9610

3 жыл бұрын

Because it is really big [citation needed]

@bhavinpatel9630

3 жыл бұрын

*sigh*, I miss that show...

@ailaG

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, they are in the universe too.

@meorung05

3 жыл бұрын

[citation needed]

@verdiss7487

3 жыл бұрын

There's actually just one electron

i would love for a version of this to remain live, im curious on my own opinions of a match like pizza vs privacy

the fact that space and time tied is one of the best things about this poll

"space and time fought and won the same number of matches" *Albert Einstein would like to know your location*

@InfernoGamesBruh

3 жыл бұрын

and time

@underscoredfrisk

3 жыл бұрын

Albert Einstein sleeps comfortably in his grave (Except that the best part of his body is not there)

@CharlieQuartz

3 жыл бұрын

*Heisenberg downloads NordVPN*

@InskayDanork

3 жыл бұрын

*Albert Einstein would like to know your worldline

@xumx

3 жыл бұрын

They are entangled

"There are a lot of things in the universe." I'm gonna need you to cite your sources on that one, Tom.

@VerbalLearning

3 жыл бұрын

Source: The universe

@frozennbutter6425

3 жыл бұрын

You should know this because half of the things in the universe live with you. You may know those things as “mother”

@WolfCage123

3 жыл бұрын

@@frozennbutter6425 I feel betrayed. Your starting line promised so much to me, someone who has absolutely no concept of the universe and somehow thinks someone could live with half, someone making a twisted metaphor that was to be beautifully laid out in the proceeding sentence, perhaps some great scientist here to present a lighthearted albeit not pure science but complex theory that explains the mysterious allure you piqued. Imagine my surprise to read the words that followed, sometimes in life you're better not knowing the truth, its so much worse than our imagination.

@Moojingles_

3 жыл бұрын

@@WolfCage123 what

@frozennbutter6425

3 жыл бұрын

Uncle my apologies, fellow intellectual. Although the size universe is incomprehensible To the human mind(much like your female parental figure) it would be amazing if One could somehow understand or grasp the wideness of the universe. I am sorry that I cannot express my knowledge in a paragraph as big as yours and certainly not as big as your mom.

Ive been procrastinating taking a nap by watching random youtube videos and this one finally convinced me to go the hell to bed

I'd love to see this run every year or two just to see how things change

Bisexual nerds without love who love pizza and electricity. Tom, where was finger gunning on the list

@kitschyglitch5201

3 жыл бұрын

related: where was 'puns' on the list?

@joebleasdale5557

3 жыл бұрын

They probably need a hug too

@pakuwithoutthepaku

3 жыл бұрын

I know!!!

@sethpolley7999

3 жыл бұрын

who are also sleep deprived it seems

@oreokitty333

3 жыл бұрын

Eyyy I've never felt so seen in my LIFE

As someone who took part in this, I feel there was a flaw in the process. When I answered each question, there was a response. Green if you voted with the majority, red if your vote went against the majority. I personally felt the colours had an influence on my vote, making me consider what others thought, and potentially impacting the way I voted. Obviously this is minor, but it's definitely not perfect in my view.

@happyguy6021

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-vr8bn6jb3m a

@bartschaap6236

3 жыл бұрын

@@happyguy6021 s

@ricecake1228

3 жыл бұрын

Good call

@bain8renn

3 жыл бұрын

e youre not funny

@RiotBrosGaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@bartschaap6236 y

1. Queen at Live Aid 2. Concorde 3. Animals

atoms, nothing on this list would exist without them.

So what we can conclude about Tom Scott's audience is that the majority of them are tired, bisexual nerds who need a bit of human interaction. And I fit perfectly into that classification

@japanpanda2179

3 жыл бұрын

Same for me except being bisexual.

@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Mikel.Montalat

3 жыл бұрын

@@japanpanda2179 haha gay 😎👌

@prageruwu69

3 жыл бұрын

same

@RKBock

3 жыл бұрын

and hugs! they need hugs.

@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Mikel.Montalat

3 жыл бұрын

@@RKBock Yes

the beatles: “all you need is love” me, winning: “all you need is cryptography”

@LiquidSandwich

3 жыл бұрын

Gilbert Blane to the 18th century Royal Navy: “All you need is Vitamin C”

@inkgolfoscar715

3 жыл бұрын

nice pfp

@nilstrieb

3 жыл бұрын

Alan Turing is confused now.

@eelcosterringa1374

3 жыл бұрын

All you need is sleep

3:00 Great metaphor Tom! Fully agree

I truly expected a universally-liked animal like "cat" or "dog" to top the list.

The guy who doesn't like pipe organs has the username "Frickpipeorgans"...

@Choinkus

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know why but that puts a smile on my face

@butwithcats265

3 жыл бұрын

Someday, I hope to develop a petty grudge against a harmless object that is so engrossing I make a username about it. That sounds like a fascinating experience.

@Blizzburn

3 жыл бұрын

@@butwithcats265 Sometimes I wonder. Why would you hate something so passionately you choose to have that very same thing to be a part in your username just for the sake of hating it?

@The360MlgNoscoper

3 жыл бұрын

Build a totem of what you hate just so you can be angry at it

@frickpipeorgans8186

3 жыл бұрын

I just really hate them go away

Me after 15 seconds of the video: "It's sex, isn't it?" Me after reading that nerds were the majority of the voters: "It can't be sex then"

@Arcangel0723

3 жыл бұрын

well orgasm was at 69...

@theglocknessmonster6237

3 жыл бұрын

Matthew Thomas Masturbation?

@ClearVod

3 жыл бұрын

The Glock Ness Monster yes

@UnknownedEntity-

3 жыл бұрын

69 time~

@n3v3rm0r3

3 жыл бұрын

@@MuchMoreMatt it's called self-love

I was thinking that the 1. spot was gonna be like fun or happiness but no. Yet I agree.

the big flashing "this is a metaphor" sign in the introduction always cracks me up

Pizza. Bees. Bisexuality. Windmills. Long ago, the 4 nations lived in harmony, but that all changed when the British nation attacked.

@koyonafri

3 жыл бұрын

The new Avatar sounds awesome

@hayreddinbarbarossa661

3 жыл бұрын

2020's version of Captain Planet.

@germanfan6481

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-vr8bn6jb3m E

@irok1

3 жыл бұрын

beeeeees

@miss_bec

3 жыл бұрын

Tag which nation you belong to, I'm stuck between pizza and bisexuality.

"Given the expected audience, it's no surprise that the #1 thing is..." "It's internet." "...sleep." "I need to get off the internet."

@ukiarcticfox

2 жыл бұрын

sleep is highly valued when you spend all of your time skipping it by being on the internet

@michaelangelosaluta5803

2 жыл бұрын

i said internet as well bcs like,,, without the internet this poll wouldn't have existed

@ChrisPoindexter98

2 жыл бұрын

tw// mildly suggestive topics Friendly reminder, if it is at all possible in your current living space or when you have the time, energy, power, and other means to change it around so this is doable, that not having any computers/electronics in your bedroom, period, apparently helps a lot with making it a "sleep/love/masturbating" exclusive area, with nothing else to interrupt or disturb its explicit intended use. I also suppose you can try using computers/electronics for sexual matters in...another room just for...that activity, if you even have such a fancy and specific room, I sure don't, or use other places in the house when no one's around or others are asleep/out of sight enough, private places if possible to have/find them, even, and discreetly finish in and on your clothes, which can hopefully be washed later. Speaking from personal experience, the "no electronics in the bedroom" rule hasn't helped a whole lot, yet, as my sleep schedule is chaotic, nocturnal, and frustratingly difficult to control/direct, plus finding non-digital alarm clocks might be a hassle, I imagine, or may make you seem/look old/outdated, but I'm glad to at least be building one new positive habit recently that can serve me well, especially in the future if and when my sleep gets back to a healthy state. Even now, it's nice to have no, like, phone calls, conversations, virtual appointments...anything in there, though the last one may especially be hard for me someday soon to find a quiet, private room in the house for that. partial tl:dr It gives the bedroom a more "sacred space" vibe, if you can believe that, to leave electronics and computers out, if and when possible. That was a really long paragraph, huh? 😒

@whatifieatedsoap

2 жыл бұрын

@Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ no

@whatifieatedsoap

2 жыл бұрын

@Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ we need to get you back to bed grandma

I love how the thing people love best is a state in which you're not aware of reality 😭😭

@Asstolfo96

9 ай бұрын

Existing is exhausting, Susan!

Watching this while staying up, I should listen to the poll

"THIS IS A METAPHOR" and "I closed the poll before anyone wrote code to try and break it" really tell you all you need to know about how many times Tom has been around the block.

@Behumoury

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@simonmercier6733

3 жыл бұрын

He's so self-aware and protects or explains his choices all the time. I really like this kind of rigour.

@KevinShinwoo

3 жыл бұрын

@@simonmercier6733 I haven't heard him explain the red shirt thing though

@realcartoongirl

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@temseti0

3 жыл бұрын

@@KevinShinwoo its in a video... i think a park bench video... but i'm not certain.

“The best part of the body... the brain” The brain voting for itself is very wholesome

@skyking0356

3 жыл бұрын

basically the Obama giving himself a medal meme

@ailaG

3 жыл бұрын

Also, electricity voting for electricity. Maybe no human even took the poll at all.

@djoakeydoakey1076

3 жыл бұрын

Biased much?

@Megalomaniakaal

3 жыл бұрын

But also entirely self-serving.

@TunaNSweetcorn

3 жыл бұрын

The only organ to name itself

5:59 as someone who's had Lyme Disease, it sucks. Definitely the worst thing

One of my favourite videos you've ever made

“Something I didn’t expect to be so high, gravity.” I see what you did there

@Periii_

2 жыл бұрын

i guess people quickly “gravitated” to it

@bentrally

2 жыл бұрын

@@Periii_ Da Dum Pshhhhh

@maxinesenior596

2 жыл бұрын

@@Periii_ "Do you believe in 'Gravity'? That there's a reason two people meet?"

@hwgoblin

2 жыл бұрын

@@Periii_ *ba dum tsss*

@EnoEso

2 жыл бұрын

@@maxinesenior596 i can’t escape it

"Hey brain, what is the best part of your attached body?" Brain: "Well, it's the brain of course!"

@EduardoEscarez

3 жыл бұрын

But who is doing the question? 🤔

@autumn4442

3 жыл бұрын

"Thanks, brain. Hey, liver! What do YOU think is the best part of your attached body?" Liver: **flops in confusion like a goldfish that jumped out of its bowl and sees the family cat walking up to it**

@blinded6502

3 жыл бұрын

@@autumn4442 I like to believe, that family cat walking up to it is not a part of analogy.

@martin11844

3 жыл бұрын

@@blinded6502 the analogy was about the lack of consciousness? i think the cat was send by the brain and it's named alcohol

@TheShmoey

3 жыл бұрын

Hey other brain, I, the brain of this dude, would like to point out it was neither a fill in the blank for "what, nor, statistically, the choice "brain" was pitted against other body parts super frequently, but I still get you. Digital brain high five!

I just got majorly called out wtf