I wish you had also shared the content here. Trying really hard to understand :)
@firdausayed18 жыл бұрын
Good one. Nice here is the content of the speech I came here to share with you some of my expertise in lying. For those of you who don’t know me, I am a certified CL, a competent liar. LYING IS VERY BAD, if you don’t have the skills. Don’t worry, I will teach you all the skills that you need. But before I proceed, I would like to evaluate the skills that you already have. Those of you who don’t lie, I want them please to stand up and stay up until I tell them to sit down. If you don’t lie, please stand up and stay up. Stay up please. Those of you who didn’t stand up, if you ever, ever feel reluctant to lie, those are the people to consult. And those of you who didn’t stand up, thank you very much for making me feel home. I apologize to you all, I really underestimated your skills. Maybe I don’t need to teach you skills. But I need to teach you the benefits of lying. LYING is very useful! LYING can save you from dying. Have you ever told your wife that you love another woman. And still eat everything? Please don’t get me wrong, I’m not edging you to lie... I’m BEGGING YOU to do. With ethics please, The first ethic of lying is, Lying frankly. Somebody next the door wanting to see you and you don’t want to see him, what do you do? You send your kid and ask him to open the door and tell this gentleman you are not here. And then your kid will look at you saying, “Daddy, but you are here? You want me to lie?” You just simply say, “Son, by the time you open the door, I’ll be there” Another ethic of lying is lie politely. Instead of telling somebody, “You are the most stupid man on earth.” You could also say, you are much smarter, like many other people who haven’t existed yet. Another ethic of lying is lie kindly. Never lie to people who are weaker than you. Only lie to people who are stronger than you. Shall you lie to your kids? *Wait for response* NEVER Shall you lie to your bosses? *Wait for response* AND FOREVER Shall you lie to your wives? *Hands up* It depends. But if you are equally strong, exchange lies. Another ethic of lying is lie reasonably. Anytime you lie don’t exaggerate. You see when you exaggerate, we liars are going to lose our credibility. For liars credibility matters. BELIEVE ME, do you still believe me? Liars trust each other. Another ethic of lying is lie persistently. Anytime after you lie, continue to lie. Never be shy. The most important thing is that your next lie, should be consistent with the previous lie. Don’t confuse yourself One day, I was teaching my kid about how bad lying is. Of course, before I was certified. Then we heard his mother shouting out of another room, “Who spilled the coffee here? My son was about to jump and tell his mother that it was I who spilt the coffee. I told him, “Son, please don’t” He said, “Daddy, are you asking me to lie?” I said, “No son, all I am asking you to do, is to delay the truth.” Two minutes later, the truth was discovered And I had to make another..... *Wait for someone to say - “lie” You see you are learning... I am really proud of you. I just told him, “You see son, I deliberately lied to teach you a lesson, that the truth will be discovered, sooner or later.” As I finished my sentence, my daughter came running down the stairs to her mother saying, “Sorry mummy for spilling the coffee.” Then I said, “You see son, even if you lie, and confess the things that you didn’t do, to protect your own daughter, then the truth will be still discovered. Then my daughter said, “Daddy! This has nothing to do with the one you spilled here, there is another cup of coffee. Then I felt dizzy and I was about to fall. If you have those symptoms, stop lying immediately. They call it lying overdose. Another very important ethic of lying, is that you should never, ever, lie to me. Because I’m your teacher. The most important thing to remember is lying, with all these ethics, is very unethical. Thank you.
@josephquinto40288 жыл бұрын
+Firdaus Sayed Good Day. Would it be possible if I delivered your speech in an event? I would appreciate it very much. Thank you.
@banumathykathirkamar62032 жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot, for the content! :)
@SarahFernandezX8 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@Soul_foodd8 жыл бұрын
i loved it !..
@babaraziz5998 жыл бұрын
legend
@deepakrengaraj2618 жыл бұрын
Cool one man #DR7 😎
@smmsus8 жыл бұрын
Very Funny. Great job Mr. Issa.
@risaaustria-villarojo8 жыл бұрын
Does anyone have the copy of this speech? Thank you.
@balfarah9 жыл бұрын
اتمنى ان تكون بصحة وعافية راق لي تقديمك ومرحك وانسانيتك .. ارجوك لا تتوقف
@TheHouseOfJokes9 жыл бұрын
Awesome video. Thanks a bunch for revealing it.
@AngelicaVigilante9 жыл бұрын
Very funny! :)
@mankarpv9 жыл бұрын
Simply GRATE
@Ltorupunoori9 жыл бұрын
Excellent one.
@fadhelalawi528610 жыл бұрын
ماشاء الله عليك يا ابا علي صدقت من حولنا نقاط سوداء كثيرة لانبصرها لا لعدم وجود البصر ولكنها الغفلة أحياناً مشكور وادام الله لك التوفيق والنجاح
@fadhelalawi528610 жыл бұрын
ماشاء الله عليك يا ابا علي صدقت من حولنا نقاط سوداء كثيرة لانبصرها لا لعدم وجود البصر ولكنها الغفلة أحياناً مشكور وادام الله لك التوفيق والنجاح
@MOHAMMADALIM330.10 жыл бұрын
من أروع ما شاهدت لك .. الأبتسامة تخرج عفوية كصانعها ... جميل جميل
@shibuxavier106210 жыл бұрын
Awesome.. superb one
@vaibhavjain312210 жыл бұрын
Awesome.. superb one.. :)
@Honken10 жыл бұрын
One of the few instances where a recording made me laugh out loud. Brilliant speech, enthralling man.
@jessesebastiansamuel10 жыл бұрын
That's the best humorous speech I've ever heard :D
@AquibKhanHandsomeDEVIL10 жыл бұрын
Maashallah... Dear, Mohammad Al Issa.. If u have some time so can u mail to me at this id, [email protected].. I want to gave table topic on the stage without afraid/fear, So Dear plz if u have electronic mail copy so send to me na, bcoz u r very well toastmaster i saw ur all videos.. thnkx
@jamilchamoun473711 жыл бұрын
wonderful performance Mr. Mohammad .really nice
@Jaziry11 жыл бұрын
What can I say? :-) It is one of your masterpieces
@alabather11 жыл бұрын
فعلاً تدعو للتدبر واعادة التفكير في موضوع الاحتفال بعيد الميلاد ، رائع جداً استاذ محمد
@morphintube11 жыл бұрын
استاذ محمد العيسى صاحب الاسلوب الرائع!! انا من متابعيك..تحياتي
@Raiven29911 жыл бұрын
يعطيك العافيه ابن عمي
@Alioud9612 жыл бұрын
You are an amazing stand up comedian. I absolutely loved your talk.
@zaydee0712 жыл бұрын
Mohammad Al-Issa is on the top of my list is humorous speech! thanks for sharing!
@zaydee0712 жыл бұрын
I'm crying because of laughter! LOL:))
@christian4ever412 жыл бұрын
Very funny :) I like this guy
@Welovetospeak12 жыл бұрын
شكرأ لك أخي العزيز أتمنى لك التوفيق
@ya3ya140512 жыл бұрын
ماشاء الله عليك أبداع
@youseftubeable12 жыл бұрын
such an excellant work > i really enjoy myself watching this presentation
@19faisal12 жыл бұрын
unbelievable
@mujtabasalih12 жыл бұрын
This is so funny and addictive!! I've played over and over for about five times already!!!
@EngTeT12 жыл бұрын
جمل جدا الله يعطيك العافيه
@robynjock13 жыл бұрын
Mohammed, Fabulous. Laughed like mad. Very clever. I enjoyed this enormously. Very well done. Jock
@JulieKertesz13 жыл бұрын
It is fantastic, it was a pleasure to hear it again - first time it was inside your Vegas workshop.
@akzaki113 жыл бұрын
رائعة من روائعك يا عزيزنا محمد العيسى استمتعنا كثيرا بالخطبة ومبروك على الفوز بالمركز الأول نفتخر بك في دانة الخيلج وفي كل المنطقة على هذا الابداع المستمر والغير محصور في مكان تحياتي لك زكي
@samati2113 жыл бұрын
رااااائعه جدا .. سأعتمد اسلوب (( يعتمد)) و (( ليش لا )) !! =)
@Ax4k13 жыл бұрын
رائع
@StageTime13 жыл бұрын
Funny.... Keep it up!
@Jaziry13 жыл бұрын
“What can I say?” :-)
@amer_jawad13 жыл бұрын
Hilarious ! I love this speech. This is the third time I see this speech for Mohammad and every time I see it , I laugh just like the first time. Excellent Mohammad
Пікірлер
I really enjoyed it.
Excellent talk, this was brilliant
HAHAHAHA NICE
guys? do you have a copy of this speech ?
can i have a copy the speech?
I wish you had also shared the content here. Trying really hard to understand :)
Good one. Nice here is the content of the speech I came here to share with you some of my expertise in lying. For those of you who don’t know me, I am a certified CL, a competent liar. LYING IS VERY BAD, if you don’t have the skills. Don’t worry, I will teach you all the skills that you need. But before I proceed, I would like to evaluate the skills that you already have. Those of you who don’t lie, I want them please to stand up and stay up until I tell them to sit down. If you don’t lie, please stand up and stay up. Stay up please. Those of you who didn’t stand up, if you ever, ever feel reluctant to lie, those are the people to consult. And those of you who didn’t stand up, thank you very much for making me feel home. I apologize to you all, I really underestimated your skills. Maybe I don’t need to teach you skills. But I need to teach you the benefits of lying. LYING is very useful! LYING can save you from dying. Have you ever told your wife that you love another woman. And still eat everything? Please don’t get me wrong, I’m not edging you to lie... I’m BEGGING YOU to do. With ethics please, The first ethic of lying is, Lying frankly. Somebody next the door wanting to see you and you don’t want to see him, what do you do? You send your kid and ask him to open the door and tell this gentleman you are not here. And then your kid will look at you saying, “Daddy, but you are here? You want me to lie?” You just simply say, “Son, by the time you open the door, I’ll be there” Another ethic of lying is lie politely. Instead of telling somebody, “You are the most stupid man on earth.” You could also say, you are much smarter, like many other people who haven’t existed yet. Another ethic of lying is lie kindly. Never lie to people who are weaker than you. Only lie to people who are stronger than you. Shall you lie to your kids? *Wait for response* NEVER Shall you lie to your bosses? *Wait for response* AND FOREVER Shall you lie to your wives? *Hands up* It depends. But if you are equally strong, exchange lies. Another ethic of lying is lie reasonably. Anytime you lie don’t exaggerate. You see when you exaggerate, we liars are going to lose our credibility. For liars credibility matters. BELIEVE ME, do you still believe me? Liars trust each other. Another ethic of lying is lie persistently. Anytime after you lie, continue to lie. Never be shy. The most important thing is that your next lie, should be consistent with the previous lie. Don’t confuse yourself One day, I was teaching my kid about how bad lying is. Of course, before I was certified. Then we heard his mother shouting out of another room, “Who spilled the coffee here? My son was about to jump and tell his mother that it was I who spilt the coffee. I told him, “Son, please don’t” He said, “Daddy, are you asking me to lie?” I said, “No son, all I am asking you to do, is to delay the truth.” Two minutes later, the truth was discovered And I had to make another..... *Wait for someone to say - “lie” You see you are learning... I am really proud of you. I just told him, “You see son, I deliberately lied to teach you a lesson, that the truth will be discovered, sooner or later.” As I finished my sentence, my daughter came running down the stairs to her mother saying, “Sorry mummy for spilling the coffee.” Then I said, “You see son, even if you lie, and confess the things that you didn’t do, to protect your own daughter, then the truth will be still discovered. Then my daughter said, “Daddy! This has nothing to do with the one you spilled here, there is another cup of coffee. Then I felt dizzy and I was about to fall. If you have those symptoms, stop lying immediately. They call it lying overdose. Another very important ethic of lying, is that you should never, ever, lie to me. Because I’m your teacher. The most important thing to remember is lying, with all these ethics, is very unethical. Thank you.
+Firdaus Sayed Good Day. Would it be possible if I delivered your speech in an event? I would appreciate it very much. Thank you.
Thanks a lot, for the content! :)
Hilarious!
i loved it !..
legend
Cool one man #DR7 😎
Very Funny. Great job Mr. Issa.
Does anyone have the copy of this speech? Thank you.
اتمنى ان تكون بصحة وعافية راق لي تقديمك ومرحك وانسانيتك .. ارجوك لا تتوقف
Awesome video. Thanks a bunch for revealing it.
Very funny! :)
Simply GRATE
Excellent one.
ماشاء الله عليك يا ابا علي صدقت من حولنا نقاط سوداء كثيرة لانبصرها لا لعدم وجود البصر ولكنها الغفلة أحياناً مشكور وادام الله لك التوفيق والنجاح
ماشاء الله عليك يا ابا علي صدقت من حولنا نقاط سوداء كثيرة لانبصرها لا لعدم وجود البصر ولكنها الغفلة أحياناً مشكور وادام الله لك التوفيق والنجاح
من أروع ما شاهدت لك .. الأبتسامة تخرج عفوية كصانعها ... جميل جميل
Awesome.. superb one
Awesome.. superb one.. :)
One of the few instances where a recording made me laugh out loud. Brilliant speech, enthralling man.
That's the best humorous speech I've ever heard :D
Maashallah... Dear, Mohammad Al Issa.. If u have some time so can u mail to me at this id, [email protected].. I want to gave table topic on the stage without afraid/fear, So Dear plz if u have electronic mail copy so send to me na, bcoz u r very well toastmaster i saw ur all videos.. thnkx
wonderful performance Mr. Mohammad .really nice
What can I say? :-) It is one of your masterpieces
فعلاً تدعو للتدبر واعادة التفكير في موضوع الاحتفال بعيد الميلاد ، رائع جداً استاذ محمد
استاذ محمد العيسى صاحب الاسلوب الرائع!! انا من متابعيك..تحياتي
يعطيك العافيه ابن عمي
You are an amazing stand up comedian. I absolutely loved your talk.
Mohammad Al-Issa is on the top of my list is humorous speech! thanks for sharing!
I'm crying because of laughter! LOL:))
Very funny :) I like this guy
شكرأ لك أخي العزيز أتمنى لك التوفيق
ماشاء الله عليك أبداع
such an excellant work > i really enjoy myself watching this presentation
unbelievable
This is so funny and addictive!! I've played over and over for about five times already!!!
جمل جدا الله يعطيك العافيه
Mohammed, Fabulous. Laughed like mad. Very clever. I enjoyed this enormously. Very well done. Jock
It is fantastic, it was a pleasure to hear it again - first time it was inside your Vegas workshop.
رائعة من روائعك يا عزيزنا محمد العيسى استمتعنا كثيرا بالخطبة ومبروك على الفوز بالمركز الأول نفتخر بك في دانة الخيلج وفي كل المنطقة على هذا الابداع المستمر والغير محصور في مكان تحياتي لك زكي
رااااائعه جدا .. سأعتمد اسلوب (( يعتمد)) و (( ليش لا )) !! =)
رائع
Funny.... Keep it up!
“What can I say?” :-)
Hilarious ! I love this speech. This is the third time I see this speech for Mohammad and every time I see it , I laugh just like the first time. Excellent Mohammad
What can I say??? Great job Mohammed!