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The multiple Pepsi swigs every time there was product placement was hilarious 😂
Bro sounds like gru
Haha😂
Skibidi
Pork, isn't that painting above your couch the Picasso that Tarantino gave you for Christmas? I read about this in "Art in America".
Good eye. Tarantino gifted me this Rothko after my audition for Cliff Booth. When he said I didn't get the part, I countered with "can I at least have that painting hanging in the lobby?"
sigma
This guy gets it
People in the coments defending the scene from the joke is just as funny.😂
the adhd experience
Do you by chance have adhd
that banana bread was definitely a VITAL step, my wall is in pristine condition now 🤯
A lot of people forget this step
W bro is watching f1
I have a better understanding idea. Ask your father who fixes who’s in the wall with drywall to fix it.
Austrian GP was FIRE bro
I'm a swine of culture
I agree
That’s one handy pig
Stunning! you are a universal genius! If I wouldn't kwow the was a damage....Barely recognizable!
Zero suit samus was cool 😎
She was awesome! (Besides the whole "mugging me" thing)
John polkson.
Hey buddy respect the name
Pork, razzle dazzle is vodka, right?
Wonka took that from me
drain cleaner
Jesus Christ
To complex just drink more you wont be feeling much after the 22nd drink
I don't think he will be feeling anything 💀
The true anwser, don’t drink
Do it help minegrans
Good video, but Pedialyte already has very high sodium content, either skip the sea salt, or make sure to flush this with another tall glass of water to avoid your internal sodium levels being too high
So does alkaseltzer
Thanks so much bro
I mean, that's kinda implied imo. If I have a hangover, I'm gonna be drinking a ton of water in addition to whatever "cure" I make
@@spicefactor9604 well yes, but some people don't think much, and will consume that amount of sodium with no additional liquids, and end up with less fluid in their body then when they started
I get the joke but it doesn't really apply here The acu or multicam combat uniform you would think is easy to don as well as what we call full battle rattle. Yet i bet money there is no civilian that actually knows how to wear it properly, laces will be loose and in the wind, certain sections would be tight as hell etc This is no different i would imagine that a stillsuit isnt exactly a jump suit you just hop into and get going considering how advanced it is and all it does I see where someone made a comparison with japanese samurai armor and its exactly that i love japanese culture and would have 0 clue on wtf im doing as a first timer yet im certain everyone would have questions if i did so perfectly never having worn them before Like yeah its funny how much they use to justify it but this isnt one Something similar happened while i was in the middle east, i have eastern mannerisms that %98 of westerners do not have or understand to them i was someone different. The mannerisms i carry arent really found outside the east and dont make sense being in our hemisphere so they related to me more than they should as they would This just felt like more a reach than a meme
Honestly, can a movie be bad if it brings people so much joy?
I like the way you think
This video is better written than the movie
If you're interested, check out the full video on my channel!
"Nothing like looking through unexplained relics from my past after a hard days work" followed by "pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground" Pork man, you are undeniably talented and underrated. A true enigma of the psyche.
HOLY TOLEDO 😢
are the used nipple tassels available to subscribers?
Hey calm down buddy
@@PorkJohnsonShowanswer the question though 👀👀
LISAN AL GAIB!!! Muad'Dib leads the way
Lol bro has diarrhea
😳
The dad does nothing in defense because he knows that if he attempts to stop the (((assault))), all it will do is get him Canceled.
This channel is SO underrated . U just got a sub😊
Thank you!! Hopefully one day I'll be overrated
Well, this one just popped up in my recommended somehow. 😅 Hello there! 😄👋
Glad you found us 👀🐗
You can plan going to the pool for days. What you can't plan is when you get diarrhea. 🤣🤣🤣
14 days is crazy
I would go in and take a shit then get oit
😂😂 this channel is so underrated
Thank you!! Notice me algorithm 🐗👉👈
you had me at the boar puppet and your production value is crazy 🔥
Is this funny to you? Or is it just me?
I thought you said, “Everyone deserves a second chance.” Pork Johnson? Is that what you just did to Dakota?
I've given Dakota many chances!
We all know what your doing in the shower bro
why does he die so much in his dreams 😭 therapy bud
He forgot to take a quick shower after his quick shower
He is definitely sigma lol
*pigma
7:03 THIS WHOLE IS JUST THATS SO RAVEN
5:39 😂😂😂
How normal is it to actually wake up with panic attacks? Because when i tell my friends i do or my dr they think its a joke?
Cleanest hog in the world?
Vote for me in this year's National Geographic
@@PorkJohnsonShowWe gotchu man 💪🧏🗣️🗣️