Pork Johnson

Pork Johnson

Everyone deserves a second chance at love, life, and a lucrative career in the entertainment industry. My name is Pork Johnson, and I’m back to take Hollywood by storm, but until then, my agent told me to post videos here. If you or anyone you know needs a puppet for your film or TV, please reach out. I can’t do this much longer. Make sure you Subscribe and hit the "Bell" icon so you can stay up to date with our latest uploads. Thanks for watching!

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  • @lkf8799
    @lkf87996 күн бұрын

    The multiple Pepsi swigs every time there was product placement was hilarious 😂

  • @Nat-ps8ge
    @Nat-ps8ge7 күн бұрын

    Bro sounds like gru

  • @MohamedhamedMadan
    @MohamedhamedMadan7 күн бұрын

    Haha😂

  • @Cube28
    @Cube287 күн бұрын

    Skibidi

  • @Weiseorgelspieler
    @Weiseorgelspieler8 күн бұрын

    Pork, isn't that painting above your couch the Picasso that Tarantino gave you for Christmas? I read about this in "Art in America".

  • @PorkJohnsonShow
    @PorkJohnsonShow8 күн бұрын

    Good eye. Tarantino gifted me this Rothko after my audition for Cliff Booth. When he said I didn't get the part, I countered with "can I at least have that painting hanging in the lobby?"

  • @WackTheWacky
    @WackTheWacky8 күн бұрын

    sigma

  • @PorkJohnsonShow
    @PorkJohnsonShow7 күн бұрын

    This guy gets it

  • @LucasOliveira-sm2lw
    @LucasOliveira-sm2lw8 күн бұрын

    People in the coments defending the scene from the joke is just as funny.😂

  • @avaskaracitta
    @avaskaracitta12 күн бұрын

    the adhd experience

  • @LillieCornelius-fd8hc
    @LillieCornelius-fd8hc14 күн бұрын

    Do you by chance have adhd

  • @BlackLynk
    @BlackLynk14 күн бұрын

    that banana bread was definitely a VITAL step, my wall is in pristine condition now 🤯

  • @PorkJohnsonShow
    @PorkJohnsonShow12 күн бұрын

    A lot of people forget this step

  • @KfcPlatinum
    @KfcPlatinum14 күн бұрын

    W bro is watching f1

  • @BaddieAmber2
    @BaddieAmber215 күн бұрын

    I have a better understanding idea. Ask your father who fixes who’s in the wall with drywall to fix it.

  • @ThatF1dude
    @ThatF1dude15 күн бұрын

    Austrian GP was FIRE bro

  • @PorkJohnsonShow
    @PorkJohnsonShow12 күн бұрын

    I'm a swine of culture

  • @ThatF1dude
    @ThatF1dude8 күн бұрын

    I agree

  • @dylangrissom736
    @dylangrissom73615 күн бұрын

    That’s one handy pig

  • @Weiseorgelspieler
    @Weiseorgelspieler16 күн бұрын

    Stunning! you are a universal genius! If I wouldn't kwow the was a damage....Barely recognizable!

  • @ChristianGarcia-mk4qz
    @ChristianGarcia-mk4qz21 күн бұрын

    Zero suit samus was cool 😎

  • @PorkJohnsonShow
    @PorkJohnsonShow18 күн бұрын

    She was awesome! (Besides the whole "mugging me" thing)

  • @aidenlicata3444
    @aidenlicata344422 күн бұрын

    John polkson.

  • @PorkJohnsonShow
    @PorkJohnsonShow18 күн бұрын

    Hey buddy respect the name

  • @Weiseorgelspieler
    @Weiseorgelspieler22 күн бұрын

    Pork, razzle dazzle is vodka, right?

  • @PorkJohnsonShow
    @PorkJohnsonShow18 күн бұрын

    Wonka took that from me

  • @crombo9399
    @crombo939923 күн бұрын

    drain cleaner

  • @funluigibros3154
    @funluigibros315423 күн бұрын

    Jesus Christ

  • @Knowingstew
    @Knowingstew23 күн бұрын

    To complex just drink more you wont be feeling much after the 22nd drink

  • @cristianpasniciuc9414
    @cristianpasniciuc941422 күн бұрын

    I don't think he will be feeling anything 💀

  • @Playfast12
    @Playfast1223 күн бұрын

    The true anwser, don’t drink

  • @caindeath8717
    @caindeath871723 күн бұрын

    Do it help minegrans

  • @sethspackys9779
    @sethspackys977923 күн бұрын

    Good video, but Pedialyte already has very high sodium content, either skip the sea salt, or make sure to flush this with another tall glass of water to avoid your internal sodium levels being too high

  • @10000RagingBuffalo
    @10000RagingBuffalo23 күн бұрын

    So does alkaseltzer

  • @user-md3ol2qz8w
    @user-md3ol2qz8w23 күн бұрын

    Thanks so much bro

  • @spicefactor9604
    @spicefactor960423 күн бұрын

    I mean, that's kinda implied imo. If I have a hangover, I'm gonna be drinking a ton of water in addition to whatever "cure" I make

  • @sethspackys9779
    @sethspackys977923 күн бұрын

    @@spicefactor9604 well yes, but some people don't think much, and will consume that amount of sodium with no additional liquids, and end up with less fluid in their body then when they started

  • @LilJ3090
    @LilJ309025 күн бұрын

    I get the joke but it doesn't really apply here The acu or multicam combat uniform you would think is easy to don as well as what we call full battle rattle. Yet i bet money there is no civilian that actually knows how to wear it properly, laces will be loose and in the wind, certain sections would be tight as hell etc This is no different i would imagine that a stillsuit isnt exactly a jump suit you just hop into and get going considering how advanced it is and all it does I see where someone made a comparison with japanese samurai armor and its exactly that i love japanese culture and would have 0 clue on wtf im doing as a first timer yet im certain everyone would have questions if i did so perfectly never having worn them before Like yeah its funny how much they use to justify it but this isnt one Something similar happened while i was in the middle east, i have eastern mannerisms that %98 of westerners do not have or understand to them i was someone different. The mannerisms i carry arent really found outside the east and dont make sense being in our hemisphere so they related to me more than they should as they would This just felt like more a reach than a meme

  • @tincano-beans2114
    @tincano-beans211428 күн бұрын

    Honestly, can a movie be bad if it brings people so much joy?

  • @PorkJohnsonShow
    @PorkJohnsonShow24 күн бұрын

    I like the way you think

  • @user-te5nh3li3f
    @user-te5nh3li3fАй бұрын

    This video is better written than the movie

  • @PorkJohnsonShow
    @PorkJohnsonShowАй бұрын

    If you're interested, check out the full video on my channel!

  • @MeMyself_andAI
    @MeMyself_andAIАй бұрын

    "Nothing like looking through unexplained relics from my past after a hard days work" followed by "pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground" Pork man, you are undeniably talented and underrated. A true enigma of the psyche.

  • @MeMyself_andAI
    @MeMyself_andAIАй бұрын

    HOLY TOLEDO 😢

  • @dylangrissom736
    @dylangrissom736Ай бұрын

    are the used nipple tassels available to subscribers?

  • @PorkJohnsonShow
    @PorkJohnsonShowАй бұрын

    Hey calm down buddy

  • @BlackLynk
    @BlackLynkАй бұрын

    ​@@PorkJohnsonShowanswer the question though 👀👀

  • @heygema
    @heygemaАй бұрын

    LISAN AL GAIB!!! Muad'Dib leads the way

  • @lwsnowcone6114
    @lwsnowcone6114Ай бұрын

    Lol bro has diarrhea

  • @PorkJohnsonShow
    @PorkJohnsonShowАй бұрын

    😳

  • @budgetcoinhunter
    @budgetcoinhunterАй бұрын

    The dad does nothing in defense because he knows that if he attempts to stop the (((assault))), all it will do is get him Canceled.

  • @Maxominous
    @MaxominousАй бұрын

    This channel is SO underrated . U just got a sub😊

  • @PorkJohnsonShow
    @PorkJohnsonShowАй бұрын

    Thank you!! Hopefully one day I'll be overrated

  • @kierstenseethaler941
    @kierstenseethaler941Ай бұрын

    Well, this one just popped up in my recommended somehow. 😅 Hello there! 😄👋

  • @PorkJohnsonShow
    @PorkJohnsonShowАй бұрын

    Glad you found us 👀🐗

  • @charleswinchester1054
    @charleswinchester1054Ай бұрын

    You can plan going to the pool for days. What you can't plan is when you get diarrhea. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @EddiMoFetti
    @EddiMoFettiАй бұрын

    14 days is crazy

  • @filthyasstrucking9861
    @filthyasstrucking9861Ай бұрын

    I would go in and take a shit then get oit

  • @that0n8guyyt
    @that0n8guyytАй бұрын

    😂😂 this channel is so underrated

  • @PorkJohnsonShow
    @PorkJohnsonShowАй бұрын

    Thank you!! Notice me algorithm 🐗👉👈

  • @BlackLynk
    @BlackLynkАй бұрын

    you had me at the boar puppet and your production value is crazy 🔥

  • @michaelcarbone6101
    @michaelcarbone6101Ай бұрын

    Is this funny to you? Or is it just me?

  • @michaelcarbone6101
    @michaelcarbone6101Ай бұрын

    I thought you said, “Everyone deserves a second chance.” Pork Johnson? Is that what you just did to Dakota?

  • @PorkJohnsonShow
    @PorkJohnsonShow18 күн бұрын

    I've given Dakota many chances!

  • @ThisGuyTho93
    @ThisGuyTho93Ай бұрын

    We all know what your doing in the shower bro

  • @Soft.Catnip
    @Soft.CatnipАй бұрын

    why does he die so much in his dreams 😭 therapy bud

  • @spinedakuma9906
    @spinedakuma9906Ай бұрын

    He forgot to take a quick shower after his quick shower

  • @Finik_vr
    @Finik_vrАй бұрын

    He is definitely sigma lol

  • @indigoward4396
    @indigoward4396Ай бұрын

    *pigma

  • @MrJay-vu5me
    @MrJay-vu5meАй бұрын

    7:03 THIS WHOLE IS JUST THATS SO RAVEN

  • @MrJay-vu5me
    @MrJay-vu5meАй бұрын

    5:39 😂😂😂

  • @gofuckthyself420
    @gofuckthyself420Ай бұрын

    How normal is it to actually wake up with panic attacks? Because when i tell my friends i do or my dr they think its a joke?

  • @clintkeeler7917
    @clintkeeler7917Ай бұрын

    Cleanest hog in the world?

  • @PorkJohnsonShow
    @PorkJohnsonShowАй бұрын

    Vote for me in this year's National Geographic

  • @alex2drip4you
    @alex2drip4youАй бұрын

    ​@@PorkJohnsonShowWe gotchu man 💪🧏🗣️🗣️