His rhythm and tempo is awesome. All his jokes comes from being observant in life which are easy for ppl to relate to. Well done Ismo!
@patwilson990717 күн бұрын
I like comedy i dont always he haw at but it's enjoyable break from stress, etc.. This guy has made it All a breath of fresh of fresh air.... I was killing myself we have a nuclear submarine the banks have stapler genius
@keijovalikangas212617 күн бұрын
😂
@thomaswheeler544718 күн бұрын
Proof positive..get off my damn phone!!!
@thomaswheeler544718 күн бұрын
Sorry, i was speaking ofthe person selling his snake oil.
@rodgerarne143725 күн бұрын
Ismo is now my favourite comedian along side Australian Carl Barron, whose delivery is similar to Ismo in that he talks about everyday subjects and makes them funny. Check him out if you want a good laugh
@johnward5983Ай бұрын
Ismo rarely uses foul language and never insults anyone yet he is hilariously funny. Thank you Ismo. ❤
@budgiebee7530Ай бұрын
You are brilliant!!!
@mfundenimthembu651Ай бұрын
As an African, I'd like to thank you for eating all your food... It helped, otherwise your mother would have sent us your leftovers!
@lookeywho12872 ай бұрын
Funny-Ass man.🤣🤣
@samkeino68102 ай бұрын
Ismo do you have your travel schedule in the web?
@tet2mor2823 ай бұрын
OH MY GOSH this guy is so HILARIOUS at any jokes he comes out with
@petroc623 ай бұрын
A country has an army, the bank has four cashiers and a cleaning lady... 😅
@ehinostroza3 ай бұрын
Does he have Parkinson's? His right hand can't be still...
@zanzibar3013 ай бұрын
Parkinson?
@grantguitarcovers3 ай бұрын
The guy is a legend. Can't wait to see him this March in Denver.
@lunastail3 ай бұрын
Damn, he's really been recycling the same jokes for a decade.
@hokutonosword14 ай бұрын
So who's the next fellow from united Arab Emirates ?? I'm super curious
@tgunersel4 ай бұрын
Ismo is a genius :)
@dvldog_4 ай бұрын
The point he made about banks was spot on......
@mrme37174 ай бұрын
Here's a quick primer on what's wrong and what to do about it. ALL fiat currency is debt, that's the only way the Central Banks make it, whether through government bondage note, or private bank loans. Bankers have developed four practices that are unsustainable and catastrophic. If we dont understand the causes of a problem we will address the symptoms or actors, not the causes. 1st. Large private and Central banks have obtained the Exclusive franchise to create ALL new Currency as Debt, at interest. An increasing population needs an increase in currency, but it is ALL created as a debt to the Central Bank, bearing interest. This indebts the whole world, every person, every government, in totally unpayable debts, ( because where can the interest come from) enslaving us all to bankers through personal debt or ever increasing oppressive and unjust taxation, permits, licences, registrations, regulations, rates, duties, fees, fines, levies, surcharges, adinfinitum, of which an increasing volume goes straight to the debt creators, who created it for free. (At zero cost to themselves.) 2nd. Because of the first fault, (wherein a Central bank has the Exclusive franchise to create ALL new money,) and they attach interest to it, (which they do not create) they must continually create more currency to pay the interest on the last round of debts and to resupply liquidity as debt repayments suck the last round of currency they created out of the national economy. The volumes of the booms and busts of 'credit cycles' are totally unnatural and the economy should follow population growth. Inflation, (or rather, devaluation through deliberate currency oversupply,) is destructive to all but the rich. There is virtually no limitation on fiat currency creation. Because successive governments have abrogated the peoples right to create their own Sound debt free money, the state also sponsors inflation by borrowing and spending, 'stimulus ' in the vain hope that they can 'create wealth through debt,' and inflate away past and present debts with NEW DEBT ! 🤪🤪🤪 This robs the people under their very noses. Adding to this is fractional reserve banking wherein private banks effectively create massive new Currency volumes, (but its only temporary because it's all debt) blowing bubbles (in housing/CRE/stocks) which devalues everyone's savings, work, 401k & pension, by raising all prices. (Which don't return to their former level when inflation reduces, the rate of increase simply slows down momentarily. ) We call price increases inflation, but it's really devaluation of your savings, time, work and while corporations do add to inflation of prices, they generally are Not the primary drivers of inflation. Attacking corporations is becoming side tracked. Shrinkflation further adds to our reduction and desolation as companies attemptto make the same or more profits than last year. (Did you know the only time our society gets some real new Currency ? It's when someone goes bankrupt and can't repay the banks what they borrowed. ) The fix ? The first step is to end Central Banks and return to Sound Metalic Money. This will slow the rate of currency creation and make it much more difficult to devalue our wages and savings by currency 'printing.' The 2nd step would be to legislate that banks publish their reserve ratio. So if they have $100 million on their books in deposits, and $50 million in loans, that's a 50% reserve ratio. We could legislate a reserve ratio, and by openly publishing this people can choose the risk level they are willing to take. Along with this we need to legislate an industry to home loan ratio. This will change banking and we need to change banking, because it is destructive. The banks wont be able to make as much, and that's a good thing. We need to make money anything the people want, but legal tender must meet Metalic standards under the office of weights and measures, and national and state treasury departments and mints could produce and release real intrinsic value Money. This will not create inflation like some bankers and their economists would have you think. It is not who creates currency that drives the Constant devaluation of your work & money, it is THE VOLUME per population/ productivity. The banks increased the base currency supply by over 65 % since March 2020 & 300% since 2008. This has been greatly multiplied as deposits were rolled back into real estate loans creating bubbles, which further lever up equity to back more loans. You can't spend it off planet, and we've had no increase in population or productivity. How can it not devalue our savings, wages and retirement funds by a similar % as it enters the economy ? 3rd problem. Fiat currency whether paper OR DIGITAL has no intrinsic value, thus it cannot be used as a long term store of value, particularly in an ever expanding fiat system. Taxation and the 'legal' currency label attached to fiat creates artificial demand for fiat currency. This is the 'Force' component of Fiat currency, wherein you are forced at the point of a gun to accept worthless paper or electrons for your daily work. Metalic Money is the currency of a free sovereign people. Fiat at Debt is the currency of slaves. The fix ? Return to Silver, Gold, Copper & Nickle currency, designated by weight, not cents/dollars. These will find their own local value. These can't be printed to oblivion, have intrinsic value, and are a safeguard against bankers counterfeiting. Continue to keep the manufacture of Gold & Silver rounds by private mints & foundries to help keep government mints honest. Do not allow bankers and economists of the current system to con you into believing there isn't enough Metalic Money. You float its value, mint it by grams and ounces and you have a Gold and Silver backed currency. Same with Copper & Nickle. Mint 10th ounce, 2 10ths, 5 10ths and 1 ounce and grams in 1 grams, 2 grams, 5 & 10 grams. Never give it a 'value number,' which is a lie. Give it its weight & purity, and let the market decide what it will buy. Call it 'slow money," like 'slow food.' It's slower for sure, but it's 10 times better for you. If you think there's not enough metal, live more like the Amish and there will be plenty. We are a totally wasteful people and that can't go on forever. Everything we manufacture should be recycled at end of life. No more landfill. Probably necessary to nationalise mines & pay shareholders out in metals. We are aiming at a more just, more perfect union, and that requires we treat shareholders justly and make them whole while preserving a mining and exploration industry. So gently, thoughtfully, carefully on this one. 4th. The 'World Bank' and IMF are your friendly international arms of the Federal Reserve, who loan worthless US currency invented at zero cost to enslaved nations of people to purchase necessities, when their own commodities or worthless currency would do just as well. This ensures the indebtedness of nation's simply to survive. I suggest a goods and commodities exchange between countries, with a quarterly settlement of shortfalls with Gold or Oil/Gas. And oil and gas are not the monsters they are made of to be, and may well prove to be the greenest energy sources other than hydro. Studies suggest making an electric car requires the moving of 500,000 tonnes of rock/soil, (which is only possible with diesel and oil) so the real energy footprint of a battery that has a 200,000 km life could easily prove to be twice that of a clean running low emission gasoline vehicle. This research is now being done. Correct these 4 Principles and >80 % of a nation's problems would disappear. Do not allow your masters the Debt slave creator's to tell you it can't be done. They are not seeking your best interests, but theirs. It is easily done. Beware. The FED, IMF, WEF wants you totally enslaved with Digital currency. Convert your garbage fiat currency into Gold and Silver while you still can, or prepare for destruction. Come to think of it, you better prepare for destruction anyway, because humans are animals and always learn the hard way. The bankers motto is : 'Preserve your Capital at all costs.' The bankers are buying Gold. We the people can afford Silver. Good luck.
@JenHoegeman4 ай бұрын
I couldn’t help but keep thinking during the silent letter bit about how the “ugh” in the Laugh sign behind him also makes no sense pronounced as “f” … like rough, tough, cough, etc. Props to anyone learning English as a second language.
@secondadventmessengerminis35944 ай бұрын
Why does vulgarity have to be a part of comedy? Unless the comedian has nothing but that to fall on!
@tihana134 ай бұрын
If Genghis Khan took a student loan... !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tihana134 ай бұрын
But the 7 is silent!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died! This guy is a genius!
@voornaam31914 ай бұрын
Finish is an English word!
@lulhussein65004 ай бұрын
Yes we are... we are the ones who fed you. We know, you don't have to tell us😂😂🎉
@andymcneil70854 ай бұрын
Funniest man on the planet right now.
@richardguernsey67634 ай бұрын
We are all in DEBT but for some reason we have extra letter Bs being used for no apparent reason.
@Ziggyziggy14 ай бұрын
Warning, Catching a glimpse of Ismo, will result in binge watching everything with ismo in it!
@anncosten32224 ай бұрын
Total CLASS!!!!! 😂
@nickotasla30915 ай бұрын
This Ismo dude is hillarious
@irfanfarooqmalik5 ай бұрын
you are the best Ismo
@rawdaaljawhary41745 ай бұрын
Ismo makes me so happy! 😂❤
@funkiwi445 ай бұрын
He is absolutely one of the best and possibly my fave, but watching his nervous tremor with the microphone reminds me why I should never attempt to do stand-up, because I don't have his courage and I can't handle the consequences.
@mysteriousplankton5 ай бұрын
Just the best.
@tom123tom5 ай бұрын
😂😂🎉
@clemalford97685 ай бұрын
The advantage of a totally unique language as a topic of comedy😂😂😂😂!
@hntrains25 ай бұрын
"Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date?" If he recycles this, which has circulated as a silly question for decades, could other jokes of his be "borrowed"?
@mntish5 ай бұрын
Four cashiers and a cleaning lady... how true
@humanforotherhumans5 ай бұрын
Believe me. Parents in Africa say the same thing to their children.
@ram21rod5 ай бұрын
hope he won the finals, hes totally hilarious...i cant stop laughing at his jokes
@torenicolaifjelldal3 ай бұрын
Well, now nine years later he’s popular/famous
@Funkytrip735 ай бұрын
The endless wiggling with his microphone was a bit distracting, but man he is funny!
@bibibrin50355 ай бұрын
If DzingisKan had a student loan... 😂😂😂
@lisanelke97265 ай бұрын
So where do you know her from? 😅😂😅
@seflinokasonde91505 ай бұрын
I like the one about Africa , why don't White people tell their children to eat less so maybe they can send some left over to starving African children? Kinda selfish I suppose.
@georgestiros43925 ай бұрын
he is the best....I came to the US at the age of 17, from Greece. NOT EASY....i can relate to all of the above........
@Tomee625385 ай бұрын
I was wrote a letter to my wife only using silent letters because I wasn't talking to her.
@pluckypluckster5 ай бұрын
wow i'm just seeing him now in my feed but this stuff is 4 years old :(
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His rhythm and tempo is awesome. All his jokes comes from being observant in life which are easy for ppl to relate to. Well done Ismo!
I like comedy i dont always he haw at but it's enjoyable break from stress, etc.. This guy has made it All a breath of fresh of fresh air.... I was killing myself we have a nuclear submarine the banks have stapler genius
😂
Proof positive..get off my damn phone!!!
Sorry, i was speaking ofthe person selling his snake oil.
Ismo is now my favourite comedian along side Australian Carl Barron, whose delivery is similar to Ismo in that he talks about everyday subjects and makes them funny. Check him out if you want a good laugh
Ismo rarely uses foul language and never insults anyone yet he is hilariously funny. Thank you Ismo. ❤
You are brilliant!!!
As an African, I'd like to thank you for eating all your food... It helped, otherwise your mother would have sent us your leftovers!
Funny-Ass man.🤣🤣
Ismo do you have your travel schedule in the web?
OH MY GOSH this guy is so HILARIOUS at any jokes he comes out with
A country has an army, the bank has four cashiers and a cleaning lady... 😅
Does he have Parkinson's? His right hand can't be still...
Parkinson?
The guy is a legend. Can't wait to see him this March in Denver.
Damn, he's really been recycling the same jokes for a decade.
So who's the next fellow from united Arab Emirates ?? I'm super curious
Ismo is a genius :)
The point he made about banks was spot on......
Here's a quick primer on what's wrong and what to do about it. ALL fiat currency is debt, that's the only way the Central Banks make it, whether through government bondage note, or private bank loans. Bankers have developed four practices that are unsustainable and catastrophic. If we dont understand the causes of a problem we will address the symptoms or actors, not the causes. 1st. Large private and Central banks have obtained the Exclusive franchise to create ALL new Currency as Debt, at interest. An increasing population needs an increase in currency, but it is ALL created as a debt to the Central Bank, bearing interest. This indebts the whole world, every person, every government, in totally unpayable debts, ( because where can the interest come from) enslaving us all to bankers through personal debt or ever increasing oppressive and unjust taxation, permits, licences, registrations, regulations, rates, duties, fees, fines, levies, surcharges, adinfinitum, of which an increasing volume goes straight to the debt creators, who created it for free. (At zero cost to themselves.) 2nd. Because of the first fault, (wherein a Central bank has the Exclusive franchise to create ALL new money,) and they attach interest to it, (which they do not create) they must continually create more currency to pay the interest on the last round of debts and to resupply liquidity as debt repayments suck the last round of currency they created out of the national economy. The volumes of the booms and busts of 'credit cycles' are totally unnatural and the economy should follow population growth. Inflation, (or rather, devaluation through deliberate currency oversupply,) is destructive to all but the rich. There is virtually no limitation on fiat currency creation. Because successive governments have abrogated the peoples right to create their own Sound debt free money, the state also sponsors inflation by borrowing and spending, 'stimulus ' in the vain hope that they can 'create wealth through debt,' and inflate away past and present debts with NEW DEBT ! 🤪🤪🤪 This robs the people under their very noses. Adding to this is fractional reserve banking wherein private banks effectively create massive new Currency volumes, (but its only temporary because it's all debt) blowing bubbles (in housing/CRE/stocks) which devalues everyone's savings, work, 401k & pension, by raising all prices. (Which don't return to their former level when inflation reduces, the rate of increase simply slows down momentarily. ) We call price increases inflation, but it's really devaluation of your savings, time, work and while corporations do add to inflation of prices, they generally are Not the primary drivers of inflation. Attacking corporations is becoming side tracked. Shrinkflation further adds to our reduction and desolation as companies attemptto make the same or more profits than last year. (Did you know the only time our society gets some real new Currency ? It's when someone goes bankrupt and can't repay the banks what they borrowed. ) The fix ? The first step is to end Central Banks and return to Sound Metalic Money. This will slow the rate of currency creation and make it much more difficult to devalue our wages and savings by currency 'printing.' The 2nd step would be to legislate that banks publish their reserve ratio. So if they have $100 million on their books in deposits, and $50 million in loans, that's a 50% reserve ratio. We could legislate a reserve ratio, and by openly publishing this people can choose the risk level they are willing to take. Along with this we need to legislate an industry to home loan ratio. This will change banking and we need to change banking, because it is destructive. The banks wont be able to make as much, and that's a good thing. We need to make money anything the people want, but legal tender must meet Metalic standards under the office of weights and measures, and national and state treasury departments and mints could produce and release real intrinsic value Money. This will not create inflation like some bankers and their economists would have you think. It is not who creates currency that drives the Constant devaluation of your work & money, it is THE VOLUME per population/ productivity. The banks increased the base currency supply by over 65 % since March 2020 & 300% since 2008. This has been greatly multiplied as deposits were rolled back into real estate loans creating bubbles, which further lever up equity to back more loans. You can't spend it off planet, and we've had no increase in population or productivity. How can it not devalue our savings, wages and retirement funds by a similar % as it enters the economy ? 3rd problem. Fiat currency whether paper OR DIGITAL has no intrinsic value, thus it cannot be used as a long term store of value, particularly in an ever expanding fiat system. Taxation and the 'legal' currency label attached to fiat creates artificial demand for fiat currency. This is the 'Force' component of Fiat currency, wherein you are forced at the point of a gun to accept worthless paper or electrons for your daily work. Metalic Money is the currency of a free sovereign people. Fiat at Debt is the currency of slaves. The fix ? Return to Silver, Gold, Copper & Nickle currency, designated by weight, not cents/dollars. These will find their own local value. These can't be printed to oblivion, have intrinsic value, and are a safeguard against bankers counterfeiting. Continue to keep the manufacture of Gold & Silver rounds by private mints & foundries to help keep government mints honest. Do not allow bankers and economists of the current system to con you into believing there isn't enough Metalic Money. You float its value, mint it by grams and ounces and you have a Gold and Silver backed currency. Same with Copper & Nickle. Mint 10th ounce, 2 10ths, 5 10ths and 1 ounce and grams in 1 grams, 2 grams, 5 & 10 grams. Never give it a 'value number,' which is a lie. Give it its weight & purity, and let the market decide what it will buy. Call it 'slow money," like 'slow food.' It's slower for sure, but it's 10 times better for you. If you think there's not enough metal, live more like the Amish and there will be plenty. We are a totally wasteful people and that can't go on forever. Everything we manufacture should be recycled at end of life. No more landfill. Probably necessary to nationalise mines & pay shareholders out in metals. We are aiming at a more just, more perfect union, and that requires we treat shareholders justly and make them whole while preserving a mining and exploration industry. So gently, thoughtfully, carefully on this one. 4th. The 'World Bank' and IMF are your friendly international arms of the Federal Reserve, who loan worthless US currency invented at zero cost to enslaved nations of people to purchase necessities, when their own commodities or worthless currency would do just as well. This ensures the indebtedness of nation's simply to survive. I suggest a goods and commodities exchange between countries, with a quarterly settlement of shortfalls with Gold or Oil/Gas. And oil and gas are not the monsters they are made of to be, and may well prove to be the greenest energy sources other than hydro. Studies suggest making an electric car requires the moving of 500,000 tonnes of rock/soil, (which is only possible with diesel and oil) so the real energy footprint of a battery that has a 200,000 km life could easily prove to be twice that of a clean running low emission gasoline vehicle. This research is now being done. Correct these 4 Principles and >80 % of a nation's problems would disappear. Do not allow your masters the Debt slave creator's to tell you it can't be done. They are not seeking your best interests, but theirs. It is easily done. Beware. The FED, IMF, WEF wants you totally enslaved with Digital currency. Convert your garbage fiat currency into Gold and Silver while you still can, or prepare for destruction. Come to think of it, you better prepare for destruction anyway, because humans are animals and always learn the hard way. The bankers motto is : 'Preserve your Capital at all costs.' The bankers are buying Gold. We the people can afford Silver. Good luck.
I couldn’t help but keep thinking during the silent letter bit about how the “ugh” in the Laugh sign behind him also makes no sense pronounced as “f” … like rough, tough, cough, etc. Props to anyone learning English as a second language.
Why does vulgarity have to be a part of comedy? Unless the comedian has nothing but that to fall on!
If Genghis Khan took a student loan... !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But the 7 is silent!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died! This guy is a genius!
Finish is an English word!
Yes we are... we are the ones who fed you. We know, you don't have to tell us😂😂🎉
Funniest man on the planet right now.
We are all in DEBT but for some reason we have extra letter Bs being used for no apparent reason.
Warning, Catching a glimpse of Ismo, will result in binge watching everything with ismo in it!
Total CLASS!!!!! 😂
This Ismo dude is hillarious
you are the best Ismo
Ismo makes me so happy! 😂❤
He is absolutely one of the best and possibly my fave, but watching his nervous tremor with the microphone reminds me why I should never attempt to do stand-up, because I don't have his courage and I can't handle the consequences.
Just the best.
😂😂🎉
The advantage of a totally unique language as a topic of comedy😂😂😂😂!
"Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date?" If he recycles this, which has circulated as a silly question for decades, could other jokes of his be "borrowed"?
Four cashiers and a cleaning lady... how true
Believe me. Parents in Africa say the same thing to their children.
hope he won the finals, hes totally hilarious...i cant stop laughing at his jokes
Well, now nine years later he’s popular/famous
The endless wiggling with his microphone was a bit distracting, but man he is funny!
If DzingisKan had a student loan... 😂😂😂
So where do you know her from? 😅😂😅
I like the one about Africa , why don't White people tell their children to eat less so maybe they can send some left over to starving African children? Kinda selfish I suppose.
he is the best....I came to the US at the age of 17, from Greece. NOT EASY....i can relate to all of the above........
I was wrote a letter to my wife only using silent letters because I wasn't talking to her.
wow i'm just seeing him now in my feed but this stuff is 4 years old :(
Lol this is ttuw
Finally, another original comic. So few.....