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  @madjack1815 күн бұрын

  If Yamaha keyboards had a stock sound effect key marked "Black Woman" it would be this noise 5:01

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  @retlwiz26 күн бұрын

  I didn’t like the film, but it wasn’t sleazy, art-house porn but more just clunky - possibly deliberately so, but you could see the low budget - the lack of exteriors, the cheap backdrops and the bad make-up and the cutaways to avoid showing the violence. Both the cinematography and the acting were flat and lifeless and I came to the conclusion that it didn’t matter if that was deliberate or not - it was just badly done. A bit depressing, overall.

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  @barneystinson796Ай бұрын

  kermode's rants are so entertaining

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  @sycamoreflynn2 ай бұрын

  One of the most ridiculous, condescending, smug film reviews I have ever watched. Clearly it was way way way above your pay scale.

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  @thomasbachrach3 ай бұрын

  What was the PM's statement?

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  @andrewattenboroughtwothumb46974 ай бұрын

  I remember seeing it in cinemas as a 10 year old kid and saw it in 3D as a 23 year old and still thought it was ok in 3D

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  @mohammaderfani57425 ай бұрын

  An absolute gem of a movie

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  @davidedwards83656 ай бұрын

  Every time I hear the bleep after being told he is on Mars in the quote, I imagine he’s Birdsonging like crazy 😂

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  @juliarose43978 ай бұрын

  Girl: "I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life?" Simon: "Let's hope so". For anyone who ever doubts Simon's importance to these reviews, his timing and deadpan delivery makes comments like this sparkle.

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  @nazirkazi25889 ай бұрын

  Ben Stiller played Adam Sandler very well in Tropic Thunder. You might say he went full r~tard.

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  @bungle32110 ай бұрын

  Dexter Fletcher has always been a solid heavy mustang

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  @fpspwny99511 ай бұрын

  Disney: "It's imperative that that the true name of the planet in John Carter is kept a secret from the audience until they watch the film for themselves in order to maintain the mystery behind the story." Kermode: "John Carter OF MARS!!"

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  @Playlistv211 ай бұрын

  Michael fassbender is what kermode thinks he looks like

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  @carcrashjayson Жыл бұрын

  It made 100 million lmao

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  @zfm1097 Жыл бұрын

  I've not seen Tiny Furniture for quite a while, but remember finding it funny. The thing is, Mark Kermode is extremely cerebral and simply doesn't like (or get) what he calls "quirky" humour. It actually irritates him. He doesn't even like Scorsese's 'After Hours', or Miranda July's films. He does think 'Independence Day' is hilarious however, so his opinion on humour isn't worth anything to me.

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  @mikepastor.k6233 Жыл бұрын

  2 was good too. Not as good as the first but still entertaining. 3 I have trouble even remembering anything from it. Just the one ubiquitous kids sing along..

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  @Benji80England Жыл бұрын

  "The Edge" is worth checking out.

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  @Benji80England Жыл бұрын

  "Live And D*e". In my top 10 movies. I love it. "The Grey" is awesome.

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  @tobyhart Жыл бұрын

  John Carpenter of Mars sounds cooler. Now that would be a Thing.

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  @DMEB Жыл бұрын

  I often come back to these rants when I'm a bit gloomy. They pick me up. I miss this show (Although the new take is quite good).

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  @Gadget-Walkmen6 ай бұрын

  Lol the “show” isn’t gone at all. Kermode still reviews films to this day!

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  @Owen-ub3fv Жыл бұрын

  At 2:51 I honestly thought it was a Mark Kermode impression because the background music abruptly cut out yet the dialogue still remained. It sounded a lot clearer as if recorded in a studio. Did they really bother to cut out the background music just so they could play the clip for a bit longer?

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  @Owen-ub3fv Жыл бұрын

  2:39 That Ki Adi Mundi line makes him sound like such a troll. LMAO

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  @Owen-ub3fv Жыл бұрын

  The Phantom Menace=The Tax Policy Creator

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  @vorwiegendfestkochend Жыл бұрын

  I'm quite certain even the press notes' review was funnier than the movie itself.

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  @importedmusic Жыл бұрын

  Big mommas is a masterpiece.

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  @coolzworldd10 ай бұрын

  Do you also enjoy dental work?

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  @luckyspurs Жыл бұрын

  "we both knew what had happened" "nothing"

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  The film’s well acted, well characterised, well directed, stylish, very funny & is A heart warming comedy film. (81%) (4/5 stars) (positive)

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  The film’s very stylish, well scored, action packed & intriguing, however the film’s poorly acted, poorly written, poorly directed & is lifeless. (52%) (2.5/5 stars) (mixed)

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  The film maybe long & underwritten, however the film’s well acted, stylish, well directed & A heart warming romantic dramedy. (69%) (3.5/5 stars) (positive)

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  The film’s well acted, well directed, stylish, intense & realistic as the film’s themes of analytical psychology is very well presented. (82%) (4/5 stars) (positive)

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  @Lindelamare Жыл бұрын

  When dvd of the week was a brand new and exciting feature 🤣

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  The film’s stylish, action packed, well scored & has some good acting, however some of the acting is dull & excessive, the film’ script is poor as the film becomes unfocused & long. (56%) (3/5 stars) (mixed)

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  The film’s well casted, well acted, stylish & well scored, however the film’s poorly directed, poorly written & the lack of originality & lack of focus is poor. (58%) (3/5 stars) (mixed)

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  The film’s poorly acted, poorly written, poorly directed, unfocused & is an unoriginal science fiction survival film. (16%) (1/5 stars) (negative)

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  The film has terrific acting, however the film’s poorly directed, poorly written, unfocused, not funny & is A ripoff from Lethal Weapon (1987). (26%) (1.5/5 stars) (negative)

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  The film maybe unfocused & slow, however the film’s well acted, well directed, stylish & A shockingly realistic crime thriller. (76%) (4/5 stars) (positive)

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  The film maybe well acted, however the film’s A slow, unfocused, poorly written & A poorly directed period film. (26%) (1.5/5 stars) (negative)

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  The film is poorly acted, unoriginal, poorly directed, poorly written, quite lifeless & is an unnecessary sequel. (20%) (1/5 stars) (negative)

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  Leading actor Elizabeth Olsen delivers one of her best roles in this scarily realistic thriller that focuses well on its story, writing, characters & cult themes. (92%) (4.5/5 stars) (positive)

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  Whilst the film could be longer & better written, the film is still A well acted, realistic, funny & well directed comedy drama. (75%) (4/5 stars) (positive)

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  The film’s issues are its length & lack of storytelling, however the film’s still an emotional, well crafted, well acted, well scored & stylish. (78%) (4/5 stars) (positive)

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  The film is strongly intriguing, action packed, stylish, effective & is better then The Divergent (2014-2016) series & The Maze Runner (2014, 2015 & 2018) series. (90%) (4.5/5 stars) (positive)

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  The film is like The Exorcist (1973) & The Blair Witch Project (1999) put together but made into one of the worst films made. (0%) (0/5 stars) (negative)

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  Director Dexter Fletcher’s directorial debut is strongly realistic, well acted, very stylish & is well directed. (94%) (4.5/5 stars) (positive)

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  The film is well casted, well acted, stylish, direction & well written teen action comedy film that focuses well on its story, humour & characters. (84%) (4/5 stars) (positive)

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  The film is generally A predictable, poorly directed, poorly written, poorly acted & lifeless thriller that’s one of the worst films made. (0%) (0/5 stars) (negative)

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  @alfsmith7210 Жыл бұрын

  I agree with Mark mostly when it comes to English language remakes, but David Fincher's "Dragon Tattoo" is just so much better than the original.

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  @Emulous79 Жыл бұрын

  Yeah, Howard the Duck was entertaining. The cardinal sin is boring.

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  @napalmslayer Жыл бұрын

  this film was pretentious pointless shit

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  @chrishiggins7166 Жыл бұрын

  Despite good acting, good characters & visuals, the film suffers from its storytelling, dialogue, direction & can be unfavourably compared to From Hell (2001). (35%) (2/5 stars) (mixed to negative)

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  @sorscha1308 Жыл бұрын

  I was a bit down on it the first time i watched it but i just rewatched it and enjoyed it more the second time around. The anachronistic dialogue peppered in did annoy me as much as it did the first time but i found myself getting over that more and i was even willing to forgive the occasional incredibly ropey accent. Even from the guy who was supposed to be from Liverpool and had clearly never been anywhere near it in his life. I got over it all much quicker the second time, it didn't take me out of the film and make me go on a 10minute Mark-esque rant about why they hadn't just given that speaking part to someone else, or just have him be from some other port town a bit closer to his natural stomping ground. 2nd time was a charm.